/CYG/ card you general.

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>>47919906

>death & taxes, all applicable formats

extrapolate from this picture, smartguy

>>47919906
That's stupid broken.

>>47919906
Love how you search your library for an artifact and just leave it there.

The autism

Occupation: SQL programmer
Favorite Colors: Red, White, Blue
Favorite Deck: GRWPalladia-Mors Enchantress/Mana Flare EDH deck. "Everyone gets quadruple mana! Oh, BTW, I'm playing Earthquake for 34."

UU
Person Other than Grunt
Human Advisor
If you control no non-basic lands, sacrifice Person Other than Grunt.
During the combat phase, Person Other than Grunt counts as a Soldier.
0/2

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>student
>blue and black
>draw go, eggs, dredge

This is basically me.

>>47923188
"damn, I forgot what is in my deck. Do I have a 0 drop artifact? Lets see..."

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>>47924438
The last ability is too op.

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I'll bite.
>English lit grad student
>black
>Jund infinite sac combo (Prossh)

I am going to add a amusing anecdote category as well. Just a sentence or two.

>one of my friends from HS was forbidden to play black by his mom. She caught a glimpse of the old school Unholy Strength, and made him trade away his black cards.

>>47924839
>forbids him from playing black
>not just selling/throwing out/burning all his cards

He got out of that situation lucky.

>Butcher
>red
>burn

>>47924438
This is literally just a better JtMS.