Eldricth Moon Spoilers

I don't understand this preview method. give us the full card, man.

>>47901123
Between the vampire edgelord and the vampire bitch, I hope Arlinn gets to join the Jacetice League so I can see more weremilf. Like, hell, she doesn't always have to be a transform card, as long as she gets more time in the limelight, I'm fine.

>>47901198
Shit, I mean rock bitch

>>47901123
Did you watch MIB 2 recently, OP?

>>47901123
People really did call Emrakul months ago, though. Most people HOPED it wasn't true, but we all suspected it.

>>47901123
>>/tg/ still waifufags bitchcunt Nahiri
FTFY

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>>47901198
>I hope Arlinn gets to join the Jacetice League so I can see more weremilf

I would like that, it would be more interesting that setting her Thalia and whoever else as Avacyn 2.0 just to be killed on Innistrad 3.

But realistically

>Implying werewolves are allowed to have good things

>>47901123
>>47901189
I have a feeling the flip requirement is too hard they just hyped the backside.

>>47901123
new thread, emrakul a shit, holy fuck that card is terribad, can't even do one thing well, for its cost newlamog is better so its not even gonna see play in shit, can't mindslaver properly without casting it from hand. so reanimator is right out, and it doesn't even shuffle back into the deck, i mean holy fucksauce.

>>47901232
I just want people to make more art of her
Maybe make her popular enough to warrant porn.
I just wanna touch fluffy tail

>>47901123
show front side

>>47901291
It's not spoiled yet.

>>47901321
its probably shit.

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>>47901232
>Like Arlinn and wolves and shit
>"So cool a flipwalker and those are some nice plusses"
>Play 2 Arlinns on Naya tokens since it adds nice utility and more token generation
>Hoping for some more useful wolf token shit, I traded 2 more Arlinns, just in case shit gets expensive like Nahiri
>We get this instead

Well at least I got them for cheap.

>>47901270
>I just wanna touch fluffy tail

Love dem fluffy tails too.

>>47901291

Ok, I'll get right on that.

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>>47901123

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>Blue instead of white

I bet some of the designers in Wizards get off this shit or do it just to laugh and fuck over competitive players, like the designers in Yugioh.

Seriously fuck Yugioh designers.

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>>47901123
This set is going to be good.

>>47901330
And unlike most werewolves, Arlinn won't maul you during sex or non-lewd cuddles
>>47901361
Damn, this is detailed as fuck
>One tentacle has a bunch of cathars attatched, their arms free to swing around the weapons in their hands
>Even has chunks of the wall they were probably stationed on
>Other tentacle has a baby and a hand clutching it, possibly its mother
>Statue of a man on a horse, probably from the town center
>Wall ramparts surrounding the main body
>>47901369
It's good for Jeskai, which is what people were using Nahiri for in the first place

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>Standard

Which Titan will you be using on the inevitable Nahiri decks on the future?

>Emrakul
>13/13 with flying and trample that can't be fucked up by Stasis Snare of Clip Wings, but no effect when summoned to the field with her ultimate

>Ulamog
>10/10 that exiles 2 permanents and it's indestructible, but can be fucked up by stasis snare or other instants

>Kozilek
>Refills hand and got self protection assuming you have the correct cards in hand to negate

>>47901123
>It attacks for 13

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>>47901432

In that same arm is the thing this guy is wielding too. Kinda cool.

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>>47901361
More eldrazi looking like this and were good.

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>WE BLOODBORNE NOW
might be cool if there's a doll.

>>47901446
None of them really mesh well with Nahiri's ult seeing how they all need to be cast. You just get big beaters really.

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>>47901446
It can be affected by Clip Wings due to it targeting the player, not Emrakul.
>>47901461
>>It attacks for 13
HOLY SHIT

>>47901500
no, Ulamog eats your deck when it swings.

>>47901446
none of them trigger there abilities, because all of their abilities are on cast.

That said, I'd expect 1 or two of each, with you pulling one depending on how the fights going. Pull Emrakul, crack for 13 then next time you cast her you empty a full grip out doing frustrating shit to them. Pull Ulamog, hit for 10 and mill them a bunch if they've been on a tempo focused 2 or 3 beaters plan, pull Kozilek if they only have 1 creature untapped and waiting and/or need to refill your grip for when you cast him.

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Is it squid time now?

>>47901123
>No mana cost
So you just cascade into this and swing for 13?

What the fuck are they thinking?

>>47901602
It's the back side of a dual-faced card.

>>47901602

Stop being dumb on purpose.

>>47901584
Would /tg/ mind becoming an tentacle monster if it comes with a cute gf?

Outside of sex I think being a tentacle monster would be very annoying and boring.

>>47901614
Iunno, swinging around with a gorillion noodle arms would be fun.

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>>47901614
is comfy

>>47901123

please WoTC... I'm begging you, DON'T LET THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS CARD MAKE IT SHIT

PLEASE

>>47901614
depends am i stuck at eel sized can i get bigger, also how different are a squids senses then ours?

>>47901688
>>47901361
>>47901326
>>47901321
>>47901291
According to the number of the card it's front side must be red or red/something.

Is red going to be good again?

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>>47901732

Make Red Great Again!

>>47901717
Going by BB lore you can probably turn into a giant squid being that can even travel to the stars like the Daughter of Kozmos or the Spider dude.
But I suppose that would depend on your dedication to the dark arts.

Otherwise I guess you would just fat up and turn into a neet squid.

So the transform symbol is different, that means there's got to be some kind of new mechanic that flips it
My guess is some kind of combine or corruption effect

>>47901123
It has haste, so that means it must be able to transform pretty quickly, or otherwise have some weird way of entering transformed.

I doubt it's going to be cheap though. 13 combined power, most of that with trample?

>>47901981
It could be like the Magic Origins planeswalkers in that it gets removed from the game and returns transformed.

>>47901361
>There are people trapped in its limbs

>>47901123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BncJ1yX-BgQ

THE SKY AND THE COSMOS ARE ONE

>>47902283
You can see a whole dude in the left tentacle.

>>47901361
>Those kids
I love the detail on this and the perspective.

>>47902283
people, animals, mostly buildings and weapons

>>47902463
I don't feel like they really captured the distance well enough. The houses all look tiny.

>>47902499
I find that kind of charming even if the distance is fucked.
I want a story about those two kids, did they escape from Hanweir as shit was going down? Did they go towards it thinking it was a safe haven?

>>47901732
>red/something
Multicolored cards are after green in collector number.
>red
It's possible but that would require a low Eldrazi count, which given that Emrakul is 006 in this while Eldrazi Mimic was 002 in a set with only 20 less cards I think we can imagine quite a few will be present, over 10 definitely.

Following Oath's rough formula there would be about 32 cards per color and having the Eldrazi end at 10 would put 130 firmly in the color of red, but if the Eldrazi number nearly 20 like BFZ it could be in the first couple green cards.

>>47901981
>>47901905
It could be a Madness card. That would be neat.

really hoping lands matter. tokens/lands with ormendahl and hanweir
NICE

>>47901330

I don't think it's that bad for a regular deck but it's a disappointing legendary.

They really need a legendary werewolf who helps control your werewolves flipping or a legendary creature who works well with transform cards in general. That would be a fun EDH deck to pilot, and it could be the crux of a fun 60 card deck too.

>>47902623
It is most definitely not a land, it can't be. That would require either a restructuring of the collector's number system or a set with 75 lands in it. Given that golds don't end until at least 191 there's no way 130 can be a land.

>>47901361
Well, corruption of the world due to the presence of otherworldly power is a lot more interesting than turning everything into bismuth or chalk I'll give them that, I'll miss all the cute eldrazi from BFZ though and that one philosopher eldrazi that got stuck on a shitty card.

>>47901330
They blew their load early for that though with grier reach bandit

>>47901361
Where did you find this image? I'm really loving the art in this set so far.

>>47902675
>and that one philosopher eldrazi that got stuck on a shitty card.

What?

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>>47902735
>>47902675
Oracle of Dust

>>47902759

I love the trend of giving shitty blue cards an ability a prohibitive cost and then not even letting them get a card off of it.

>>47901123
Don't forget the argument that tg is bad at predicting what cards will be good

>>47902759
Ah yes, the cool art stuck on a shitty card syndrome.

>>47902798
Everyone is bad at predicting what cards will be good

I remember when a huge amount of people were saying Mental Misstep was godawful and LOOK AT IT NOW

And Stoneforge Mystic was a bulk rare for a long-ass time

>>47902732
http://hanweirchronicle.com/

>>47902798
That's a fact, not even an argument.

>Nissa, Voice of Zendikar is casual shit, does nothing
>Ormendahl, Profane Princ is casual shit, cost too high to transform
>Chandra Flamecaller is shit, cost too high, does nothing, red is meme
>Kalithas, Traitor of Geth is a shitty Anafenza
>Duskwatcher Recruit it's a shitty furry card

And so on...

>>47902834
I still know people that think MM is a terrible card. Think it doesn't actually do anything relevant in or against their friends' 4 sol ring "casual" decks because sol ring isn't that good according to them.

>>47902849
I'm still struggling to find a game that /tg/ has any decent grasp on honestly.

>>47901123
Please let there be good Spirit tribal cards in this set. We've been so patient

>>47902893
>sol ring isn't that good according to them
You should cheat one (or two, in non-singleton formats) into your opening hand just to prove a point

Honestly, who thinks that adding 2 mana on a 1CMC card is not good? Who are these people

>>47902834
My older brother has called quite a few significant cards that became unexpectedly popular. He picked up Deathrites when they were $1.50 each, for instance. He told me to get Falkenrath Aristocrats before they exploded in price, and predicted the hype on Vryn's Prodigy when it was announced. There are some people with the gift.

I usually listen to him.

>>47903032
There are exceptions to every rule, sure, but MAN do people (including me) misjudge cards

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>>47903060
>>47903032
>>47902834
What's worse on the misjudge department?

Getting expensive/mid expensive cards because they were hyped to be really good on the future and then they turn out to be bulk tier that nobody wants.

Or hoarding a big quantity of supposedly really good cards that you think are good, with the purpose of making a good profit margin, but they never get good and you're stuck with them as bulk.

>>47903182
>Playing magic like it's the stock market
Why?

>>47903216
Why not?

I don't even use my paychecks for bills anymore, I pay all my bills with Yugioh stock market profit because it's really easy to predict what's gonna be shit, what's it's a big buck and the market still it's alive.

Magic is more tricky though, but scg helps by hyping really shitty cards sometimes, making a buck or two of bulk before the first pro tour, but most of the time the obvious good cards are already expensive.

>>47903310
Whatever works for you I guess. I'd rather be playing the game

>>47903366
But why you can't play the game and make money?
I don't understand your logic.

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>>47901361

Other side of the card is guaranteed to be shit

>>47903644
Given that Grasp of Darkness is still a thing I'm not entirely convinced that the flip side isn't shit.

>>47901369
this is no more white than it is blue.
White has like two cards that return something from exile, and blue has about the same amount.

>>47901361
I see somebody's been reading SCP-610

>>47903681
Yeah, but it was also set up by Nahiri, so it fits better there fluff-wise as well.

>>47902528
>"yo that fleshy, living thing must be a safe haven"
>"dude you're right praised be Avacyn"

The problems of Innistrad having no schools

>>47901432
>baby
Where? I can't find it.

Could this thing be the result of the one ooze in SoI? It did have touches of pink/purple in its sludge already and was in the middle of a town and this thing is an eldrazi ooze after all.

>>47901499
theres probably gonna be a shitload of dolls there were none in SOI

>>47904082
>>>47902675
it was just emrakul fucking up a whole town over a long period of time via control of its leaders. see: hanweir chronicle
when emmy arose it completed the process

>>47903385
bernouts just sore people are making money rather than getting handouts

>>47904162
Town'rakul

>>47901361
As awesome as shit like this is, I thought the Eldrazi's sole purpose was to just consume all the life on a given plane, like just make a bunch of brood lineage goons and start eating everything.

Like why is Memerakul bothering to control everyone's minds and turn them all into tentacle monsters? Is that somehow more efficient than just doing what she did on Zendikar? Can she do both? Why didn't she do both on Zendikar? Is she stronger on Innistrad than she was on Zendikar? Do Nahiri's structures somehow amplify her power or were they just there to help summon her? I'd like to think that her mind-warping powers are just a natural byproduct of her presence, but the most recent lore makes it sound like she has some kind of vested interest in not just eating Innistrad, but...I dunno, corrupting it? Having it all "become Her"? And then eating it?

Again, all the new Eldritch Moon art is really cool and I appreciate that they're doing something visually different, but does this make any sense at all in-universe?

>>47904320
she's trying to rebuild after losing ulamog and kozilek

>>47904353
>>47904320
lore-wise, why does nahiri want emrakul on any plane or anywhere near her? wasnt she part of the 3 that sealed them in the first place? what am I missing

>>47904368
she's irrationally mad at Sorin.

>>47904368
>what am I missing
There's been a lot of new Nahiri/Sorin lore that's been recently established explaining her motivation. I'll give you the short version.

>Nahiri, Sorin and Ugin lock up the Eldrazi
>They all pinky promise to come back if the Eldrazi ever get out
>Nahiri stays on Zendikar to keep watch, and to send out a signal to Ugin/Sorin so that they can come help
>Fast-forward a few thousand years
>The Eldrazi start to break free
>Nahiri wakes up and stops them, but for some reason Sorin and Ugin didn't show up (Ugin was basically dead)
>She goes to Innistrad to find Sorin and ask him why he didn't show up, he just brushes her off
>She gets mad and attacks him, he locks her in the Helvault
>Fast-forward to Avacyn Restored
>Nahiri gets out of the Helvault and goes back to Zendikar to find it all fucked up by the unleashed Eldrazi
>She blames Sorin (not knowing it was actually Nissa's fault) and vows to get revenge
>Goes back to Innistrad and brings Emrakul there to get back at Sorin

I think that's about it.

>>47904368
>>47904433
more like 'everything I love got fucked and it's your fault'
which is a little true. And "all my shits fucked, so now everyone else's shit gets fucked, starting with you you fuck".

>>47904433
So she decides to doom an entire plane of innocent people to annihilation because of it?
What a cunt.

>>47904482
Yeah, that's planeswalkers for you.

>>47904458
She does this petty shit while some dude who doesn't even live there gets a group together to stop the threat and save her plane.

She's stellar.

>>47904571
>>47904458
I wonder how Wizards will try to spin it to make her seem sympathetic

>>47904590
well she's somewhat sympathetic in that Sorin really did fuck her over and act like a massive cunt.

Someone can be sympathetic while still thinking they are doing a terrible thing.

And if it's Sorin vs Nahiri, I can certainly agree that Sorin does deserve a swift kick in the balls, even if Nahiri as taken the crazy pills with a overly vindictive chaser.

>>47904320
And another thing, why is Emrakul the one who's creating a bunch of monsters out of people and forming some kind of weird hivemind? Let's look at some of the old lore for Emrakul and Kozilek.

>Kozilek represents themes of deception, puzzles, lies, mind domination, transformation, and experimentation.

Whereas:

>Emrakul embodies desolation, emotional and physical distance, the chill of the void, and the terror of being alone.

But it's Emrakul who's transforming people and taking over their minds? Wouldn't it be cooler if she was just floating silently over a slowly dying world, this massive, unfeeling, unthinking reminder of a horrible and inevitable death?

It really should be Kozilek who was featured in this block, given the themes they were going for, but because the original Emrakul card happened to be the best and biggest of the three, they felt like they couldn't shove her in with Ulamog, and they didn't want to spread the Titans out over more than two blocks (thank God). So we're left with this awkward nonsense.

>>47904641
>Sorin really did fuck her over and act like a massive cunt

Not really, she was able to handle it all by herself. Nahiri went to find Sorin just to yell at him for not helping.

That being said they were both being hard headed assholes and not talking things out like adults. But Nahiri did decided to destroy an entire plane because she was angry and didn't think things through.

>>47904679
You are alone when everyone else is emrakul.

>>47904687

Sorin stuffed her in prison for demons for a thousand years.

She isn't completely rationation

>>47901446
You know Emrakul can get stasis snared right?
It's pro instants, snare is an enchantment.

>>47904687

You can cast Nahiri and Sorin's relationship in many ways, but I prefer the "Eldrazi are their kids, and Sorin's a deadbeat dad" to explain her actions.

She never wanted to have those Ki'eldrazi.

>>47904730

more over, because clip wings doesn't target creatures....

>>47901123
Just going to call it now, it's Hanweir's Wall, something silly like a red 5/8 Defender with Reach and a sacrifice five lands clause to flip.

>>47901361
It looks like there are things spelled in the tall grass. Can anyone see any words/sentences?

>>47904701
Well, then that was awfully thoughtful of her.

>>47904438
you forgot the part where she doesn't blame Ugin at all because WotC refuses to put even theoretical blame on a non-black character.

>>47904763
if it's not a land so I can play it as my commander I'm happy
if it's a land so i can play it in all of my commander decks I'll also be very happy

>>47904822
It will almost certainly be a legendary land that will still have a color identity

>>47901502

Clip wings doesn't even target the player, it says each opponent, so the Mindslaver effect can't even save Emmy from clip wings

>>47904840
It can't be because of its number in the set, it's probably a red creature of some sort.

>>47904840
I'm as hype for hanweir as i was for the gitrog monster, and the gitrog monster sure as hell didn't disappoint

>>47904822
It will be an enchantment/instant/sorcery that returns to battlefield transformed while in graveyard, mark my words. Kinda like the reoccurring nightmare card

>>47904852
explain

I'm gonna guess it transforms from a bunch of cultists or something.

>>47904852
>>47904937
>>47904854
>>47904840
It must be a non-land because all lands come at the end of the set in order of collector number. #130 makes it look very much like a red card.

It's possible to imagine it as like "Hysteria of Hanweir" and make it an Enchantment, but given that it's red it almost certainly isn't an artifact or a land. Given that they've been making a lot of hubbub about Hanweir's wall, and red is the color of angry walls I imagine it's a creature that is Hanweir's wall.

>>47901123
Of all cool things WotC could do, of all the concepts to explore... we get more Eldrazi.

Fuck WotC, I was in hardcore denial that this set would be Eldrazi. But nope, more Eldrazi. Way to kill all my hype for this set.

>>47905093
how dare you insult my son; attack house is the coolest shit we've gotten in a long time

>>47905093
For me its the opposite. I dont even have a single Shadow over Inni card, but I'm all hyped for this set.

>>47905105
Oh I love the card, don't get me wrong, but it didn't have to be Eldrazi.

>>47905141
the eldrazi flavor of the card is why i love it though. they built up to it since pre-SOI with their hanweir chronicle blog and nobody saw it coming. literally some of the best flavor ever on a card.

>>47901369
Compare the number of white eldrazi to blue eldrazi in the current standard

>>47905187
>nobody saw it coming

Anon...

>>47905219
Okay

White
Eldrazi Displacer

Blue

Well isn't that weird.

>>47905187
I wouldn't say NO ONE saw it coming, since we had people making speculations about Eldrazi pre-SOI already. Myself I was strongly hoping this would not be the case, and SOI gave me big red warning that there might be eldrazi, but I hoped it's anything but Emrakul on the moon. And it turned out Emrakul on the moon.

>>47905233
>on the moon
the moon isnt related to anything here

>>47905242
You're in for a really big surprise because the moon is exactly how they're going to seal the Eldrazi.

>>47905242
Don't be overly-specific anon.

>>47905250
might be true but silver doesn't affect Emrakul in anyway... right?

>>47905269
It seals fucking planeswalkers.

>>47905223
>>47905233
not the eldrazi thing, everyone foresaw that lol
i mean the hanweir chronicle setting up to the hanweir card reveal and the town being compleated'mrakul

>>47905285
Fair enough.
I am gonna go back to being salty now.

>>47901361
The tendrills are a bit too overdetailled for me, the eye doesn't really know where to rest, but i really like the concept.

>>47902834
>trade a relentless dead for 3 thalias lieutenants, one being prerelease promise, 2 Odrics, 3 Always Watchings. A few other janky white cards
>relentless dead drops from 25$ to 7.50 in 2 weeks, thalias lieutenant eventually climbs
>people called me an idiot for maining white, saying black would be the best, or werewolves
>white turns out to be the power colour of the set

Top kek

>>47901614
There was a manga like that.

>>47905269
>>47905274
Her influence will probably still be leaking, leaving Innistrad as an even worse place than before, but it shouldn't cause a roil-like reaction since it isn't exactly in the ground.

>>47905187
>the eldrazi flavor of the card is why i love it though

But it's not eldrazi flavoured, its "we need to make Emrakul seem cool so lets make up some horseshit about it corrupting planes like a cheap rip off of the Phyrexians so the hot topic faggots that think Eldrich stuff is still cool will eat this pig slop up flavour".

Could've had Tibalt twisting and torturing a whole plane to get back at Sorin running at sword through his chest, but nope! It's gotta be more boring cosmic horror mary sues.

>>47904641
>I can certainly agree that Sorin does deserve a swift kick in the balls
We are well past that with his daughter and family dead m8

>>47905414
Locking people in a prison for demons for a thousand years and not doing a thing to help her plane once the Eldrazi are free kinda warrants him getting fucking wrekt badly.

I really can't wait for the inevitable Sorin/Bolas showdown where that neckchief wearing poofter gets killed finally.

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I guess this is the other side of the art

>>47905039
>Hysteria of Hanweir
"I'm building a wall, a fine wall. Not so much to keep you out, more to keep me in..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOLVxDxuS2w

I am loving how brutal this set is, it's insane.
I started with RTR, so I haven't yet known the joys of a decent "dark" set like New Phyrexia or even Grixis.

>>47905438
I see those pink veiny bits.

>>47905421
She tried to kill him first. Also, he solved the eldrazi problem after that. Stop being white "women can't do anything evil" knight and read the fucking stories.

Sorin should care a bit more but it doesn't warrant a fucking genocide of the whole plane.

>>47904679
Kozilek is the best of the Eldrazi, and Magic willfully and tactically swerves around nice things.

>>47905457
>tells me to stop white knighting
>while white knighting for a fucking hot topic edgy vampire

Lmao kid, lmao.

Sorin is a shitty character, he goes on and on about being one of the oldest and most powerfuk planeswalkers around but he does fuck and all in every story but screw other people over, yet he's still a "good" guy.


He's also such a cuck that he lets another planeswalker do what she wants on his plane while he wonders around crying about his poor little shitty tribe of vampires.

>>47905039
A wall with "R+tap one creature : deal one damage to target creature or player" ?

>>47905399
You are trying to both bait and be contrarian way too hard m8.

>>47905471
Too bad wizards fucked up with Kozilek in the Oath set. RtZ should've been at minimum 3 parter, so atleast we didn't have to rush into "just burn them down like retarded fatties they are!"

>>47905494
3 part sets were never, ever, ever a good idea, I don't care what the armchair game designers say.

But honestly, Kozilek was the the only titan that I didn't immediately hate upon having them hijack Zendikar. Ulamog is just weaker Emrakul, when all things are said and done, and Emrakul does nothing but induce salt in gameplay and does nothing to endear herself in the story.

Big Daddy Kozzy should have taken over as the nasty for a while, we should have waited to get the return to Innistrad, and THEN they should have sprung the eldrazi surprise on us, not when we're still trying to get the unpleasantness of the last wave of the squiggles out of our mouths.

>>47905527
Three parter sets work just fine if the story length suits them just fine, problem is that Wizards seem to be stuck in some weird self-imposed rigid mindset where there can only be at a very specific amount of sets per story. RtZ should've either been 2-parter Ulamog only, or 3+ parter with Kozilek.

>>47905492
>hurr me likey more bland eldrazi stories

Yawn, Oath of the Gatewatch should've been the end of it for at least a year, Eldrazi burnout is already at thing.

>>47905457
>She didn't want to kill him. She didn't really want to hurt him. What she wanted was for things to be right between them, the way they had been. But for that to happen, she would have to earn his respect. And to do that, she would have to beat him.

The story from Nahiri's POV made it explicit that she wasn't trying to kill him but only prove her worth through force because she assumed power was the only thing Sorin respects. The point is that both of them made bad decisions without really being aware of the full picture.

Feel free to ignore my post if your intent was to bait gender shitposting.

>>47902558
Plugging collector number 130 into the last five or six small sets gives green cards across the board

>>47905562
>assumed power was the only thing Sorin respected
Well she must be autistic then because if that were true, he wouldn't sound as detached with Ugin as he does everyone else, especially after training her.

>>47905492
There's a reason people hate Oath.
>Alot of terrible art and severely downgraded art from original submitted works, some of the most beautiful pieces in the set ended up looking like complete shit when printed on the card due to a digital 3d effect
>Low card set, store owners hated it
>Most people were tired of Eldrazi already with RtZ alone
>People in general not wanting to see Eldrazi for awhile
>Disappointing cards in general, outside of select few like Thought-Knot Seer
>Story was badly paced, rushed, and largely unsatisfying
>Jacetastice League
>Established Eldrazi ruined from lore perspective

>>47903032
I got to buy 20 Nightveil Specters for $5 a week after Devotion as a mechanic was spoiled.

Sometimes the most obvious shit goes over everyone's head.

>>47905562
> she is bringing a cosmic horror out of her free will to a plane full of innocent people because sorin hurt her feelings a bit
> bad decision

Ok, anon.

>>47905477
Never told he is a good guy. He is black vampire lord, he is mostly pure evil.

But Nahiri his pants-on-head retarded genocidal maniac on par with phyrexia. You can't make a case defending her tantrum. Milions are fucking dead because she got her feelings hurt.

>>47905574
But Ugin's a little spectral punk who got heemed by Bolas and had to get a mentally ill person to come and undo his literal anus plundering and after that he just fucks off to go play scientist on Zendikar, while not actually telling Jace anything truly useful.

>>47905594
>You can't make a case defending her tantrum. Milions are fucking dead because she got her feelings hurt.

I think you vastly overestimate how big Innistrad's populace really is.

>>47904590
She has tits, they don't need to, if you don't like her you're misogynist.

>>47905603
He's including the things that were never or are no longer human.

>>47905614
In that case Sarkhan Vol may well have the largest body count of any planeswalker, what with all those animals and people that ceased to exist or got eaten by the dragon in the new timeline.

What makes me the most angry is that stories about going up against unstoppable cosmic eldritch horror beings and actually, undisputibly, actually winning makes my dick rock hard.

And yet they still managed to make it fucking lame, then they back pedal to making the horror set about the leftover one that will either be beaten the same way by the same people, or just waste even more of our fucking time

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Imho, new emrakul is worse when you want to Goryos/Nahiri her out. The trample is interesting, I've seen Thoptersword handle a hasted Emrakul before so I can see a lot of merit to the trample in cast of Blinkmoths, Ornirhopters and Vendillion, but the lack of annihilator makes it much less impactful on the boardstate in favor of guarenteeing the damage. Since it doesn't shuffle it's also alot worse in Nahiri, and without annihilator Goryos isn't nearly as good.

That being said, I don't think she's meant for those decks an alternative for old Emrakul. She'll fit in another deck, since her casting cost being so low is a really underlooked feature.

This Emrakul is not meant to be cheated in, it's meant to be hardcast imo, unless you're going for a Zombify brew.

Tron can easily put an artifact, an instant, a sorcery, a land, a planeswalker and a creature into the graveyard (maybe even a tribal with All is Dust, or an enchantment if they go full spicy with Oath of Nissa)
Might add her in place of a second Ulamog or in the sideboard.

Ps wizards why doesnt this cost UR

>>47905612
Warning, warning /pol9k/ is leaking.

>>47905566
>black in a set with 90 more cards
>green in a set with 20 less cards
>red in BFZ

Multicolored cards end at 191, which means green takes up around 140-170 give or take five in either direction. It would be a big stretch for the card which is almost certainly a wall of crazy humans to be green.

>>47905621
Please don't make this more complicated by adding time traveling dragonkin.

>>47905643
Except the front side is likely something shite like "hanweir night watch" and it's just a bunch of regular mooks doing their job when suddenly emrakul shit happens.

I bet the flip side is uncorrupted.

>>47901369
nahiri did what?

dude

DUDE

>>47901369
That flavour text is fucking horrible, like it was written by a ten year old.

>>47905669
New to the party?

Hope you weren't a fan of Innistrad, It's going through a rough patch.

>>47905669
Where the fuck have you been?

>>47905641
>cynicism about butthurt sjws is not /pol/
We told you not to let tumblr in, told you to look at what they did to /co/ and /v/. But no, you had to let the little fucking faeries in.

>>47905660
I will bet real money on this lad, $15.

>>47905694
Where the fuck is Avacyn

Why isn't she stabbing the Eldrazi Titan in the head until it dies

>>47905697
>newfag who doesn't know how to even greentext properly cries about tumblr
Back to whatever mra themed shithole you crawled out of.

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>>47905702
Say goodbye to your waifu Anon.
>>47905680
So the creative dep of Wizard, yeah?

>>47904818
Its not that Nahiri doesn't blame Ugin, its just that she didn't trust him much in the first place, they don't know eachother that well.

On the other hand she expected better from Sorin. They had a long history together, they were not only friends, but Sorin was her mentor too.

I think the thing that hurt Nahiri the most was that even after depriving Zendikar from its greatest protector he still wouldn't honor their promise and keep the Eldrazi menace in Zendikar under control.

Of course Sprin went to find Ugin and yadda yadda, but Nahiri does not know this. For her, after Sorin locked her in the Helvault for a thousand years he simply didn't care at all, his plane being so heavily guarded that the Eldrazi didn't suppose an immediate threat. And this is why Nahiri is so butthurt in the end. In her eyes, he used her to gain enough time to ward his plane and then discarded her when she was no longer necessary, condemning all of Zendikar and not even having the deference to end her.

In a way, he just threw her away.

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>>47905702
>>47905728
>cont

>>47905702
Avacyn's fucking dead man.

>>47905728
>the flipside is red
>not even white/red like what an extremist form of purity would imply

I don't get it

>>47905721
>summerfag white knights mad about nothing
I'm sure your m'lady is proud.

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>>47905739
Have a little tact, dude.
Someone's waifu died, Jesus Christ.

>>47905697
Just fuck off

>>47905745
The enemy colors of white are red and black. She's not white any longer, pure red, since she's trying to stop the madness (shepherd killing her sheep) or has turned mad herself.

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>>47905702
I'm sorry, anon.

>>47905745
She lost her mind; became entirely corrupted. It wasn't a shift in her color pie as an evolution of motives, she was ripped from one color and jammed into the other.

>>47905233
desu I saw eldricth moon and thought of cuthulu shit

im sad that i was right

There are people that seriously didn't think Emrakul was showing up?

>>47905749
Worst part about summer are people you shouting summerfag

>>47905745
>>47905736
RIP Avacyn.

Probably the most notable angel in recent MTG history to the point of having a set named after her, and now she went from iconic protector and savior to...

HOW corrupted was she? Like on a scale of 0 (normal) to 10 (Phyrexian oil)

>>47905790
There are people who didn't think anything of her not being in the previous Zendikar installment.
So, yeah... some people really don't get it.

>>47905749
I will help you out newfriend you seem really lost, 'summerfag' is what you call someone who only started using the site this summer, not a term you want to use while somebody is calling you out for being a complete newfag. Neither is whiteknight which applies to defending inrl people, not your waifus. Just some tips to help you blend in.

>>47905799
7.5

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>>47905736
>>47905702
>>47905694
aw fuck

this is sad as fuck, but so cool because more inistrad shit.

>>47905799
If 10 is Phyrexian Oil then I'd say Eldrazi-induced insanity is a solid 9.5.

>>47905799
11. She was going all Manhunter on her flock and monsters alike and dropped the Cursemute.

>>47904764
join us'rakul

>>47905763
>>47905797
>>47905802
Now say it without crying.

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>>47905799
Not just her, almost every other angel got corrupted.

>>47905801
It's just that the last block was screaming " Yay we asspulled a defeat of Ulamog and Kozilek! Emrakul's gone, that's worrisome

And SoI could be summed up as "Nahiri's insanely pissed the Eldrazi got out. Something's coming"

>>47905790
>>47905801
Probably a small amount, if any, who didn't even have the thought cross their mind. Many, like myself, were either in strong denial and were hoping very strongly there wouldn't be more Eldrazi shit in this specific set. Such a waste of wizard imagination.

>>47905826
Might as well play the Bloodborne OST during pre-release at this point.

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>>47905826

>>47905808
You mean more eldrazi shit.
This is ROE halloween party edition. Featuring a chalky cunt faggots defend because they've neever seen pussy irl.

>>47905826
Damn that's grotesque.
Is this one of the flock heads?
Sigarda was fine... er... at least outlasted her sisters, didn't she?

>>47905841
Sigarda has even less of an idea as to what the fuck to do than when Avacyn was missing rather than crazy and dead but yeah.

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>>47905841
That's Gise and Bruna, Sigarda is fine.

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>>47905695
>>47905694

im late to the party
[intense freaking out]
https://youtu.be/fiehdxHTFR8

>>47905841
Sigarda's still alive and wondering what the hell she's supposed to do, the lady is probably gonna end up as Avacyn's replacement after all this nonsense is over.

>>47905865
>Jacetice League
Ofcourse. Thanks Wizards.

>>47902898
You'll never find any, it's the eventual result of any decision based on mass input - an overwhelmingly average decision, which is certainly not what we define as good.

>>47905865
>That horse.
Jesus.

>>47905799
12.

She wanted to do literally nothing but kill humans and relished the thought to the exclusion of all else, LOVING the look of betrayal on those who worshiped her when they realized what she was going to do to them, and was planning to genocide literally all non-angel life on the plane to satisfy her sick fetish for killing.

The worst part was that Emrakul didn't even directly corrupt her, it was the simple act of it being summoned to Innistrad by the most assholish planeswalker in MTG history that had it happen, much to said planeswalker's hopes, delights, and plans.

Basically RIP everyone on Innistrad

>>47905891
Actually she saw all of them as demons/twisted Beings anon as pointed out by the magic story were sorin kills her

>>47905865

Damn that's a genuinely impressive trailer for once. Shame its marred by the jacetice league being there.

>>47905891
More assholish than Urza?

>>47905799
7. It was bad, but not nearly as bad as it could have been. Just look at Gisela and Bruna, that's a solid 15.

>>47905966
Urza is bae.

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>>47905979
Irrefutable proof that Urza is the least asshole planeswalker to exist.

>>47905971
I saw that.

Wasn't Emrakul worshipped under the false/incorrectly remembered image of Emeria, an archangel, on Zendikar back before ROE had everyone realize their horrible mistake?

Makes a twisted amount of sense for the sisters to go from following an archangel to following something once worshipped as one.

>>47905997
If I recall correctly, it's the opposite.
Emrakul came first. Her name was forgotten. There were some fanatics that believes her work was divine, and a being so powerful could not possibly be evil/doing wrong.
"Emeria" being the incorrect remembrance of "Emrakul."

>>47906010
Although I could be totally wrong. I stepped away from Magic for awhile after Khans.
Also that fucking typo is bugging me.

>>47905799
>HOW corrupted was she? Like on a scale of 0 (normal) to 10 (Phyrexian oil)

0

Someone had to cleanse Innistrad of the taint of Emrakul

>>47905989
I miss Urza and Urza saga so much anon, you don't even know. Maybe Wizards will do another shitty time travel episode that ends up with Jacetice League saving Urza and bringing the old Phyrexian threat, in the most contrived way possible. Maybe we'll get an Old Phyrexia vs New Phyrexia set from it too.

>>47905891
>assholish planeswalker in MTG history that had it happen
>Nahiri more of an asshole than Urza, Teferi, Bolas or Ob Nixilis.

Lel, Sorin marks are butthurt as fuck.

>>47905877
>>47905922
>leaks and trailer all point to Jacestic league being incompetant and in over their heads big time
>people still cry about them

>>47901123

"When ~ enters the battlefield, if you played it for its Madness cost, transform it"

>>47906050
I don't care anon, I don't like Jacetice League nor do I want to see it.

>>47906056
Put yer eyes out then ya daft bugger.

>>47906056
It's okay, you keep crying about the weatherlight crew 2.0, I'll keep crying about more fucking Eldrazi bollocks 2 blocks in a row.

Liliana and Nahiri are going to save the day and people are going to hate it

>>47906027
I kind of hope not. Wizards will just taint it, and I've had more than my fair share of time travel fucking shit up. DoT was a fine contained time travel scenario, but anything more can piss right off to Homelands.

>>47906050
I miss Ajani actually getting shit done... RIP Elspeth.

>>47906068
>Liliana and Nahiri are going to save the day and people are going to hate it
And then Jund color three-ways.

>>47906068
>Liliana and Nahiri are going to save the day and people are going to hate it
Actually only part that I am ok with, and I've been crying about both Eldrazi AND Jacetice League for awhile now.

So when do the Eldrazi battle the Neo Phyrexians?

>>47906080
>Jund
Shit, I meant Mardu, sorry, I confused Nahiri with Nissa.

>>47906027
Take off your nostalgia goggles, Apocalypse was shitty.
>mary sue author insert literally retcons the phyrexian victory with his ability to rewrite the plot
FUCK

>>47906087
>implying Tamtam won't open up the three forbidden scrolls to ream Emmy's asshole open
Tamiyo best waifu.

>>47906099
And yet still better plot-wise than Origin and every set after it.

>yfw Karn comes out of the moon and accidentally fucks everything up for everyone (including Emrakul)

>>47906100
It's actually going to be a Liliana, Nahiri and Tamiyo team up:

>Tamiyo and Nahiri work out how to trap Emrakul in the moon
>Liliana to play crowd control and boss dps with her zombies who are immune
>Jacestice league can just fuck around being kinda useless while I fap to images of Chandra being choked by tentacles.

>>47906100
So Esper threesomes?

>>47906109
Oath of the Gatewatch wasn't that bad after they actually wrote it. A shame that Kozilek got written out so fast, but the writers handled it well even though the directors are clearly shit-flinging apes.

>>47906112
If he doesn go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." all the way down I will be most put out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y

>>47906117
>A shame that Kozilek got written out so fast

I wont forgive him simply because he killed off Lorthos right away and my friend keeps fucking top decking that faggot whenever we play Duel commander and he's playing Nissa.

>>47906117
No amount of "decent" writing ability could save a set that was completely and pointlessly rushed, ruined established big bads like Kozilek, hardly had cards to work with due to its card pool size, and solidified Jacetice League as we are to know them today.

>>47906092
>Battle
Nigga they are gonna be best friends. Have you seen Hanweir?, Its everything white Phyrexians aspire to.

Mark my words, If Emmy somehow survives this block, its gonna invade New Phyrexia, forever changing what it means to be Phyrexian or Eldrazi.

An unholy abomination of steel, glistening oil and eldrazi flesh will be the pre-final boss of the storyline.

>>47906169
So we Etrian Odyssey now?

>>47906169
Are you trying to tell me Jace's corpse is going to have a big carving that reads "Emmy and Elesh BFFs" on it?

Truly, though, I'm interesting in hearing what Wizards' explanation is for what p.oil does to an eldrazi. Shitty though it will likely be, I'm interested.

>>47906068
Liliana is gonna save Innistrad.
If Nahiri gets anything other than brutal goreporn murder then everyone in creative is a cuck faggot sjw who condones genocide as a just pay for hurt fee fees.

>>47901614
Read the trophy description.
EVERYONE becomes a squid.

>>47906174
Most certainly yes.

>>47905891
The not-hedrons probably also did something with her brain when it hijacked her plea sonar.

>>47906191
>Are you trying to tell me Jace's corpse is going to have a big carving that reads "Emmy and Elesh BFFs" on it?
Neither the Eldrazi or Phyrexians are fond of letting perfectly good corpses go to waste like that. But basically yes.

>It's another Eldrazi episode
Way to ruin a good fucking set, WotC.

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>>47906198
>If Nahiri gets anything other than brutal goreporn murder then everyone in creative is a cuck faggot sjw who condones genocide as a just pay for hurt fee fees.
>Thinking the creative team isn't going to do exactly that.
>Thinking the creative team hasn't been filled with cuck faggot sjw's since the beginning of Return to Ravnica.

>>47906099
Wait, what?

Remember when we didn't return 8 times to a plane? I do.

Remember when magic wasn't OP as fuck with 3 major playstyles dominating the modern and standard game? I do.

Remember when elf tribals weren't OP as fuck... I don't actually.

ITT: a bunch of disillusioned fans that are suckling the dying teat of a sickly creative corpse mother.

We don't fucking need to continue recycling eldrazi 3 blocks long. We don't NEED to fucking guess which hero in this block will continue to the next. Wizards just shoved those tropes down your throat. When a block is over, its ok to not fucking return to it.

I'm really sick of the lack of any creativity anymore.

>>47906261
Commodore Guff, the worst character in MtG lore
>"saves the story" while jacking himself off as hard as possible and taking snipes at the editors in the most fucking pretentious fashion

>>47906236
Maybe they'll get rid of the fucking Eldrazi once and for all and find another group that'll cover big fat colorless creatures.

Although I've always been hoping for a show-off between the Eldrazi and the Phyrexians, but have no idea how'd WOTC would make it work.

>>47905438
Where did you find this?

Even though the Jacetice League showing up and more Eldrazi is a pain in the arse, I think that they've done a stellar job with the art this time. The Innistrad tentacle horrors disturb me in a way I cannot quite describe.

>>47906392
I just hope we get mutated demons.

If they can make such a monstrosity out of 2 angel waifus just imagine what they could turn Ohrmendahl and Writhengar into.

Alternatively, I want a showdown between either one of the "archdemons" and Emrakul or between a corrupted "archdemon" and a normal, sane one.

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>>47901123
So nobody else is going to point out the transform symbol is totally different?

>>47906423
It's just not really worth pointing out.

It's obvious that's supposed to be Elesh Norn's head.

>>47906423
Duh. It's a tiny Emrakul.
They're not being changed by the magic of Innistrad, but by Eldrazi forces.

>>47906319
Make magic great again?

>>47906319
sure I remember, but what do you want to do about it? Wizards is gonna fuck it up, and theres nothing we can do about it.

>>47906319
Remember when every set was on one plane? I do
Remember when years later they went back to that plane? I do
Remember when every deck was blue/x and a 5/5 for 3G with a drawback was a rare? I do

ITP: delusional oldfag that thinks somehow the old days were better simply because he was kiddo then and he forgot to take his Nostalgia glasses of Urza.

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>the other side of this card hasn't been revealed yet

what are they waiting for

I want to know if it's shit or not

>>47906392
Just knowing that the Jacestice League exists, knowing that they will probably come to Innistrad and clean everything up with the power of friendship, knowing that with all of the power the Eldrazi hold and the great potential that they had and WotC will and have already fucked it up, knowing that Avacyn is dead, knowing that cards of nerfed, and finally knowing that this block could end on a sad note which would be interesting for future Innistrad blocks, they won't. WotC will send in the Super Friends, they might get a little roughed up, Liliana will use "muh undead zombie powers" to battle a giant space god the size of a city, and Nahiri and Sorin, who are to of my favorite characters, will be made to look and act like children theough their actions. One of them will probably die. Liliana will come out on top. Friendship will win. None of this will matter in a couple blocks.
My fucking face when all of this happens.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=psoD3R2XU_Q

>>47906560

i hate to be that guy but it'll be shit

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>>47906560
Common Anon, we already know it's going to be shit

>>47901123
>>Lots of people in full damage about Emrakul being the villain
>>"i-i-i a-always k-k-knew it was emrakul!! fuck wizards so obvious!!"


Only trolls trolling eachother. I didn't know it was Emrakul and thought Wizards was more professional than this. The lore can go fuck itself after this.

>>47906344
http://www.magiccorporation.com/gathering-news-view-1631-lune-hermetique-storyline-spoiler.html

>>47906423
A squid as the transform symbol. I guess this is the splatoon set

>>47906652
Inkling flip tokens when?

>>47906431
>>47906432
>>47906652
Ah, I thought this was the first time they'd done that and it might of meant the mechanic was notably different but I realise now it was the same on flip-walkers.
[spoilers]Eldrazi walker when?[/spoiler]

>>47906675
Also the tokens are 1/1 and cost 1 generic mana to transform into their other side which is unblockable as long as you control a wastes.

>>47906637
Nice bait.

>>47901123
Is this related?

http://hanweirchronicle.com/post/146263802176

>>47901905

Ofc does it have another dfc symbol..dunno why ppl are surprised.

>>47906740
This one is also relevant to the card

>>47906774
shit forgot the link i'm an idiot
http://hanweirchronicle.com/post/146281258911/thus-concludes-the-hanweir-chronicle

>>47901123
People have been predicting it was Emrakul since the first set name was announced. It WAS obvious.

>>47906792
Seriously.
Shadows Over Innistrad = Shadow Over Innsmouth = cthulhu tentacle rape right around the corner
everyone knew but they didn't want to admit it because it meant wizards is comprised of hacks (they are)

>>47905799
At least she didn't suffer the fate Bruna and Gisela went through

>>47907051
>>47906792
No, people were simply naive enough to believe that WotC could not possibly be this stupid and transparent.

>>47901123
Something worth noting is the lack of a second P/T box, meaning it flips from a non creature.

>>47907193
I'd say a land.
Maybe we're gonna get an Eldrazi Land for each color?

>>47907193

Probably a land that generates 1, and makes tokens. Sac tokens to transform it.

Hoping for "If you played this card for its Madness cost, transform it" though

>>47907235
>130/205

Unless there's like 75 lands that ain't happening kiddo.

>>47907256
Oh, yeah, I didn't notice that.
But
>kiddo
No need to be a condescending asshole, friendo.

>>47907256

Oh shit, good point. Got to be a colored permanent, then. Enchantment, I guess? Too early in the numbers for an artifact I think.

>>47905471
My personal fave is Ulamog. At least the ingest/process effect his brood got was neat as fuck, made me very happy. I'll probably try to make an emmy deck and a kozilek deck too at some point.

>>47903310
I guarantee the time and energy you spend playing the cardboard market is grossly outshadowed by a minimum wage job.

>>47907276

Going off the proportions from SoI, a red enchantment. Potentially green, but that's not very Hanweir.

>post yfw it turns out Emrakul really was a "she" in the sense that it sired the other two Titans, and "she" is trying to eat Innistrad to sire a new Titan to replace them

>>47907268
Where I'm from "kiddo" isn't an insult, its more a term of endearment for some one who tried but kinda dun goofed, friendo.

>>47907276
I'd say enchantment is probably right, number crunch should puts it in green more than likely.

>>47905586
I hated Kozilek's brood's "signiture" abilitues for the most part. Too many of them were self amp abilities. More of them should have been like the dimensional infiltrator.

>>47906740
>>47906782
>Is this relevant?
For the card's lore?, certainly. For the storyline as a whole?, not at all.

Why did all the newdrazi lose the shuffle back into deck mechanic

So is it something like "When ~ enters the battlefield, if you played it for its Madness cost, transform it"?

It's got Haste, so it's either that or it just has a flip condition you can fulfill on its first turn.

>>47907326

Because they have on cast triggers, not ETB. This means reanimating them is not a serious concern.

>>47901232
>Furries get a fucking walker and a legendary tailored to their fetishes
>they still bitch

Will all of you just fucking leave already?

>>47907334
Propably a red enchantment that checks for something when it etb.

So you'll get the vanilla enchantment early in the game, and if the conditions are met later on, your additional enchantments will turn into creatures.

>>47904590
Sorin locked her in the Helvault for showing up on Innistrad to ask him to help her with the Eldrazi re-emerging on Zendikar when it first happened. He, as is always the case, was too much of a cunt to go "Nahiri I just created a holy protector angel for my entire plane, I am literally drained beyond belief right now and I'm not in any condition to do anything."

Instead, he was a dick, goaded her into a fight, watched her get into a fight with Avacyn and then locked her in the vault.

So when she finally got out, she heard the Eldrazi did break free and were fucking up Zendikar, and her response was "Okay Soren, you destroyed everything I knew and loved and locked me in a hellish prison for centuries. I am now going to bring the Eldrazi here, and see how you fucking like it, I'm going to kill the Markov vampires. And I'm going to corrupt your girlfriend angel. I will take everything you love from you."

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>>47907295
Oh okay. Sorry, all fine then.
Huh, have some eldricht-evil-weird shit as a token for my sorryness.

Wait, we're all retards. Double faced cards don't have P/T on the reverse side even if the front is a creature.

It will just be 4RR Creature - Human Hanweir Town Guard 4/4 or something

>>47905826
That's gonna be such a cool legendary Eldrazi horror creature.

I was hoping for an Eldrazi planeswalker, but this works!

>>47907358
There's no creature big enough to transform into an entire town blob, it's most likely just going to be some sort of building.

Town wall, town well, the graveyard, etc.

>>47907382

it could just be the Hanweir Militia

>>47904721
She spent a thousand years holding on to a mental image of zendikar in order to stay sane, then gets out only to find the real thing completely trashed by the eldrazi.

>>47905826

How do we know that's Gisela & Bruna? The front wings make it look like some sort of Angel/Demon

>>47907406
If you read the story that came out Monday, this entity was explicitly described as the union of Gisela & Bruna

>>47907426

there we go then, thanks

>>47906692
Tap to change the colour of target permanent?
Put it in a set where protection from whatever colour matters. Doomblades and white knights etc...

>>47906319
>Remember when we didn't return 8 times to a plane? I do.
Early MtG was return to Dominaria nearly every block

>Remember when magic wasn't OP as fuck with 3 major playstyles dominating the modern and standard game? I do.
Sure first Mirrodin Affinity meta was so fun, also remember Urza block with balanced cards like Tolarian academy

>Remember when elf tribals weren't OP as fuck
Elf tribals isn't OP anon

You just sound like a guy who start playing 2 years ago and try to act like a veteran.

>>47907434
>Put it in a set where protection from whatever colour matters

I hate to break it to you, but Wizards don't do protection from color anymore

>>47906026
That would be a good spin on avacyn's "madness".
>avacyn could tell which humans were corrupted by Emerakul, aka all of them.
>she was doing the one thing she could to protect them from themselves, killing them before they turned. [Spoiler]i know it's not the case, but I wanna believe. It'd probably break sorin even more if this turned out to be true.[/spoiler]

>>47907471
Nah she was just seeing them all as corrupted Eldrazi horror. She mentions seeing Jace as a worm like monster with a deranged jaw.

She was the only think keeping Emrakul out though. I always figured since Nahiri is Red/White, that she's partially responsible for the corruption.

>>47906068
>nahiri helping in any way
Nah. Lili is gonna save the day for sure, but nahiri will either peace out or sit back and watch the handy work.

>>47907495
>partially responsible
Yeah, no. That was all Nahiri, who really could have been doing something more constructive on Zendikar.

Will there be spoilers today?

>>47907510
I meant for Avacyn in particular, since again, the idea being that from her perspective, Sorin took everything she loved from her, so she was going to take everything he loved from her.

The main thing we've noticed with the Ugin trio is that ultimately they're selfish insular assholes. Ugin was losing his shit that the Gatewatch killed two of the titans, Nahiri is bumfuck crazy for revenge, and Sorin is a dickhead who never bothers to be anything but a smarmy dick.

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i can't wait for this lovecraft pandering shit to fuck off forever

>>47905187
>Nobody saw it coming

Anon, I literally got like a dozen of my coworkers into the game with Gate of the Gateoath because I sold them on the idea of a set just like Bloodborne. In fact, when i first started coming into mtg threads on tg semi regularly i was shocked that there was any denial that it was eldrazi, i thought it was a part of the marketing.

>>47907450
Did they get rid of that along with the landwalks?
I'm sure I've seen recent cards with colour protection.

>>47907570
Congrats, it was Eldrazi when everyone hoped that Wizards was not retarded enough to give us more, you want a medal or something?

>>47901361
2 things about this art:
1. Does the kid in the foreground have 2 heads?
2. The Cathar on the right tentacle looks an awful lot like Thalia.

>>47907542
Nothing worse than people trying to do some lovecraft shit without knowing what lovecraft's work is about.
Ok there is probably a few things worse

>>47907588
He's holding his brother/sister on his back.

The Cathar looks like she's wearing some purple, so i doubt that's her.

>>47906169
>Eldrazi corrupt flesh
>phyrexians corrupt tech
All we need is an enemy that corrupts the land itself, and we have the makings of the ultimate unifying evil.

>>47901361
Why are the houses so fucking small?

>>47907668
This art is pretty bad 2bh.

>>47907668
Forced perspective. They're further in the background than you think, it's crawling towards the viewer.

>>47906113
>Tamiyo, Liliana, and Nahiri
>UBW
>Esper

Bolas confirmed

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>>47901361
Glad to see Howl got a new moving castle

>>47907591
The only thing worse than ripping of Lovecraft is the tenfold whining bitches complaining about ripping off Lovecraft incorrectly

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>>47907716
Closer to the Princess Mononoke hate-infected god.

Goddamn Tamtam is truly a best.