This is your new gaming group

>>47898501
It looks just like my old gaming group.

>>47898501
A hairy ginger, a jew, and a retard.

Nothing has changed.

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>>47898501
Looks fun

>>47898501
no, this was my gaming group 2 days ago

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>>47898501
>>47899389
I found the GM

>>47898501
>Roy, DM
>quiet OOC, prefers to use notes or NPCs for nearly all information, all campaigns are themed and have a specific message or relate to something Roy read recently (e.g. Quantum physics)

>Red, lawful neutral bard
>cynical, uses game to escape day job, quick to try to argue way out of problems

>Yellow, neutral good Mage
>Roy's son, new to tabletop, has problems at school, asks a lot of questions, most suggestions and ideas are mundane but practical (fire is for cooking, use alchemy to make penicillin)

>Duck, chaotic neutral fighter
>prone to outbursts and changing interests, dislikes bugs and goes out of way to kill them regardless of consequences, slightly curious but bored easily, textbook ADHD and/or bipolar, possibly Yellow's friend from school.

In the end, Red takes over as DM and runs the original campaign of the group, but better.

hey, this is fun

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>>47898501
OP, did you fucking sneak into my house to take that pic, holy shit!?

>>47898501
The dice come alive and teach us about luck.
We all die horribly due to ill luck.

The finale was very underwhelming

>>47898642
underrated

>>47899946
I liked it. Everything was explained nice and clear like.

>>47899939
This would happen or a random ass dragon comes in to sing.

well, Im not very creative so I guess id fit in fine

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>>47898501
rate my new character

pic related

>>47904212
>Golem Bard made of sheet music that can incorporate new music sheets into himself to learn new songs.
>His only wish is to create something original without repeating the songs that are parts of his body.

>>47898501
It's fine and nice, until they start getting creative

Green Dragon is not a creative dragon

>>47900780
And then it eats us slowly while we beg it to stop.

>>47898501
3.5 will make your teeth turn gray!

>>47898501
"I guess it's my turn to choose a card" is indeed the default statement whenever we sit down to play a game.

>>47899540
I like Duck as an old guy who's very particular and pedantic about specific topics. He's small because he's all withered.

>>47899946
I liked it, it answered questions while providing fuel for the viewer's imagination.

You can have a dream about DROWNING IN OIL!

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I'd tell you to roll for initiative, but the past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.

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>>47907991
This dungeon seems full of awful deception. I'll go get my dice and roll for percep-

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>>47908432