I am drunk, have some of the Ravandil script.

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Ravandil: Shut the fuck up Bitchworth, get your sorry ass back into the forest and shit in a bush or something, we’re on a quest to save the fucking world and I can’t be arsed to deal with your bullshit right now.

Bitchworth: Ooohh, but Ravandil, you know we can’t let you leave unless you make a trade with us… You know how the saying goes around here, you either pay with some grass… or with your ass.

Some dude: Oh man, I didn’t join this quest to be fucked by elves!

Ravandil: For fuck’s sake. Urist, you know what to do.

Urist: ALRIGHT! LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH THE BITCHBOY OVER HERE I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING ARROWS AND SHOVE THEM INBETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT BOW STRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKING VIOLIN! I’M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I’M GOING TO COLOUR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USING YER FUCKING BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU’RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, ‘CAUSE I’LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN’ BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY! I WILL-

Skaven assassin: What the fuck fuck is going on here?
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Anchors Narrator: After deeply insulting the elves and scaring them away, our threesome of heroes make their way to the Skaven hellscape. Little did they know, they were being closely followed by the sinister assassin that sam-fishered the shit out of that wizard in the first episode. However, little did they know they were being watched by the rat fuck wizard…