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He is a big guy.
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>>47886627
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>>47886627
For Xenagos.
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When double faced cards get flickered they come back as their sun side, correct?
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>>47886788
Front side, yes.
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>>47886627
TELL ME ABOUT ULRICH, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE PENDANT?
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>>47886835
His mum gave it to him.
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>>47886820

Cool, so if you had Vildin-Pack Alpha out, then flickered Ulrich, he'd come into play Human, and you have have him give himself +4/+4, then Transform him and have him fight something for 10 damage, then do it over again as many times as you can pay for, right?
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>>47886881
No. Transforming is different from getting flickered; he only transforms if his own Transform effect triggers or if something Transforms him
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>front side doesn't have haste
>back side doesn't have trample

WHY?
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>Uncontested Alpha
>can't even fight other werewolves

I would have been mad at that if the overall card wasn't trash anyway.
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>>47886899

That's where Vildin-Pack Alpha comes in.
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>>47886918
Do you know what uncontested means?
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>>47886900
>Wanting a 5 mana 8/8 haste
The fuck you smoking boy?
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>>47886881
I think that would work, yeah.
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>>47886940
Yeah it means that you can't fight other werewolves even if you want to.

Oh wait.
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>>47886966
It means you don't fight werewolves cause they puss out the second you show up. Also how is a werewolf that fights other werewolves useful at all?
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>>47886943
It's not a constant buff you retard. Only when he etb or flips to the front. The way he's now he's absolute garbage. Reducing the buff to +3/+3 and giving him haste would be perfect.
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>>47886835
No one cared who I was until I put on the pendant.
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>>47886881
711.7 Transformations don't become new objects, so it checks out.

http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/innistrad-frequently-asked-questions-2011-09-16
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>>47886981
Except when your opponent also runs werewolves and you'd like to show him who's alpha but you can't because uncontested means that he's now useless.

LITERALLY BRAVO
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>>47886986
Calm your tits anon. I never implied the buff was permanent. All I said was a 5 drop hitting the field and swinging for 8 was too strong.
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Quick question, has tg ever been right predicting what cards will be good and what won't?
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>>47887030
A broken clock is right twice a day
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>>47887013
>when your opponent runs werewolves
Which instantly makes him a sideboard card at best. gg
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>>47887029
Ball Lightning (trample, haste) hits for 6 and costs 3.
Blitz Hellion (trample, haste) hits for 7 and costs 5.

The guy wouldn't be a constant 8/8.
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>>47887030
We were better than brad nelson
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>>47887057
Which doesn't really remedy this flavor fail.
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>>47887046
Yeah and what are the chances you will be looking at it during those times
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>>47887075
.0014%
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>>47887072
It's a minor fail at best. If you are uncontested you don't need to prove yourself against every 3/2 runt that passes your vision
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>>47887100
Neat
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>>47887060
Both of those creatures leave the battlefield at end of turn. They're closer to burn spells than creatures. Horrible examples.
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>>47887101
You don't need to but you still should have the option to just in case.
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>>47887075
It's funny, when Delver of Secrets was first spoiled, I immediately thought it would be great in Canadian Thresh.

And then /tg/ told me I was an idiot and that it would never replace nimble mongoose.
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>>47887126
The point is that their incredible power disappears after a short time just like Ulrich's buff. After that you can't even realiably do it again and him being a legend makes it even more difficult. Sorry you fail to see this very simple concept.
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>>47887132
Looking at it from a different angle, maybe he doesn't because he's uncontested for so long and just assumes those werewolves are with him
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>>47886881
>so if you had Vildin-Pack Alpha out, then flickered Ulrich, he'd come into play Human, and you have have him give himself +4/+4, then Transform him and have him fight something for 10 damage
Yes you can.

> then do it over again as many times as you can pay for
Pay for what exactly? It's not returning to your hand.
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>>47887175

If you are using something like Eldrazi Displacer to flicker it.
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wait i dont get it, people are unironically thinking this card is good?
jesus christ what is with /tg/ timmies thinking random green creatures that dont do anything are good
you guys remember when i had to call you all retards for thinking outland colossus was anything other than a 2 cent rare?
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>>47887030
This is /tg/, we think every card is literal garbage. At least until players who are actually good at the game figure out which cards are good, at which point we become convinced that those cards are the most broken in fun shit ever and should be banned.
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>>47887267
So what else can you tell us oh wise master?
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>>47887218
Ah sure, go ahead then. Smash as many creatures as you can pay for.
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>>47887267
>jesus christ what is with /tg/ timmies thinking random green creatures that dont do anything are good
It has the words "Whenever", "fight", "target", and "creature" on it, which could in theory make for a decent 5 drop. They're just not on the right side of the fucking card.
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>>47887281
This bugs me alot
>Fuck WotC give us more power, these cards are garbage
>Fuck WotC what were you thinking these cards are too stong
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>>47887296
>They're just not on the right side of the fucking card.
INDEED
>>47887284
get good?
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>>47887302
>multiple eternal format worthy card in a set
Fuck you wijjews, SCJew pandering, money grubbing, magic is deeeeeeddddd, RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>no strong card for eternal format
fuck you wijjews, set is the same as stealing our monies, SCJew pandering to increase old card price, magic is deeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd, RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>47887302
Have you ever stopped to consider that maybe not everyone who posts with the name "Anonymous" is the same person? It could even be possible for two people to have two different opinions.
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>>47886627
>4/4 for 5
>big
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>>47887441
>play expedite
>becomes an 8/8 attacker until end of turn
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>>47887302
I write it off as players just not realizing that power-level reached the high-water mark a long time ago.

We're never going to get creatures better than Clique, Bob, or nut cards like Bloodbraid Elf (Collected Company kinda comes close). On the other end of the mana cost spectrum they've caught up recently and it's really hard to imagine them printing something better than Emrakul (target player sacrifices 6 of their worst permanents) and Gristlebrand (if you have 15+ life draw 14 cards). And spells aren't going to get crazier than Bolt, Thoughtseize, Force/Daze/Mana Leak, and Abrupt Decay.

Personally I'm no longer interested in power levels anymore; I can't get excited when they (re)print a Doom Blade variant like some people get. If they reprinted Bolt again for Standard I wish we could kill all the people who get excited; because they're the worst people in the game and give Wizards permission to take the easy way out to make those idiots happy.

I want Wizards to be a company that is allowed to admit it made mistakes and take action to rectify those mistakes. They always apologize for shit that doesn't fucking matter. I want them to say, "Birthing Pod was too cheap, we're errataing that shit for Modern - it now costs 4G.
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>>47887441
He is a below average guy.
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>>47887480
>2 card combo to make a 6 mana 8/8... for 1 turn
this, ladies and gentlemen, is the face of /tg/
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>>47886627
Immerwolf makes a better werewolf tribal general than this dude. WTF Wizards?
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>>47887587
I find it amazing that a tribe with two lords in standard failed so utterly.
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Newsflash.

Colorless non-artifact non-land cards come first in a set. For example, Bane of Bala Ged was 001 for Battle For Zendikar and Deceiver of Form was 001 for Oath of the Gatewatch.

Emrakul, the Promised End, is 006 for Eldritch Moon. This means there at least 5 other non-artifact non-land colorless cards. And considering that E is the fifth letter of the alphabet, expect a hell of a lot more - probably as many as thirty in the worst case scenario.

>tl;dr
It's not just Emrakul. Get ready for more Eldrazi.
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>>47887401
It's a hivemind mentality that is rarely deviated from. I don't care what people's opinions are, I care that there is no pleasing tg and no one to argue against that mentality
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>>47887622
In Standard, it's not about some critical mass of Lords. It's about surviving the 4-5 mana wrath.

Mono-black and mono-blue were more or less tribal in the time of Theros. They were good because even if you murdered all their creatures it could still bounce back.
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>>47887631
no shit, retard
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>>47887631
A'mrakul
B'mrakul
C'mrakul
D'mrakul
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>>47887030
>Elspeth
>Jace, Vryn's Prodigy
>Nissa Vastwood Seer
>Rhino

no
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>>47886627
Wizards very coyly promised a Legendary werewolf for commander players. This generated a bit of hype. The card itself is very underwhelming, and terrible in the EDH format. Then again werewolves are a pretty bad tribe. The transform mechanic was a neat idea, but poorly executed. Werewolves are not powerful enough to justify the transform downsides.
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>>47887840
He's fine for french, casual multiplayer pleb
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>>47887855
>thinking this card is playable in french
>calling people plebs
bwahahaahah
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>>47887020
underrated
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>>47886881
>Vildin-Pack Alpha
Yes, but you have to be careful how you stack it. Make sure to put the Vildin-pack Alpha's transform trigger on the stack first, so he gets the +4/+4 before he transforms and fights.
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>>47887714
Now I know my ABC'mrakuls!
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>>47887020
kek
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>>47887714
kek
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>>47887840
Werewolves are a Limited mechanic, which is rather unfortunate for them.
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>>47887947
Next time won't you sing with me'mrakul
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>>47887714
>TFW there will never be Famrakul
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>>47887020
This is like every druids ever
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>>47887855
Werewolves aren't playable outside of modern, and even that is debatable. In a singleton format their support is harder to come by. It does not matter if it is French or multiplayer. Werewolves are a terrible tribe for EDH.
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>>47888039
Speaking of modern werewolves, what are some staple cards to use for a deck like that?
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>>47887714
Fap'mrakul? Rule 34 with Esh Norn?
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>>47887982
>>47888055
Fem'rakul
ability : destroy all men and burn bras or some shit
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>>47888053
Moonmist, full-moons rise, immerwolf, the mayor, moonlight hunt, ulrich's kindred. Moonlight hunt is my favorite of the new cards.
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>>47888077
I thought Em'rakul was a Fem'rakul.
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>>47887714
Maro'markul. <><><><>

Maro'markul's power and toughness is equal to number of cards in your hand, minus the number of cards in your opponent's hand.

Skulk, first strike, defender

"What? You thought we were going to make this playable?" -Maro.
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>>47886627
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>>47887020
Good one
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>>47888130
Hang on now, you made a card encouraging emptying your opponent's hand and keeping your's full. You'll force mass discard, that's almost as badwrongfun as land destruction!
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>>47888386
Alright, let's try this again.

Maro'markul. <><><><><><>

Maro'markul's power and toughness is equal to the number of cards in your hand, minus the number of permanents you control.

Skulk, rampage 1, defender, protection from contraptions

"Failure is the new evergreen." - Maro

"
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>>47887267
It has both ETB effect and good effects on both transformations, it gives value for your investment like Swagtusk, except it's better because you can control through careful play when the effects trigger. Not necessarily a 4-of card, but definitely a staple of play.
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>how to fix this huge disappointment

Ulrich Human 3RG
Haste
Whenever this creature enters the battlefield or transforms into ~, target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
(standard flip condition)
4/3
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Ulrich Werewolf
Trample
Whenever this creature transforms into ~ or attacks, you may have it fight...
(standard flip condition)
6/5
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>want to make a tribal werewolf edh deck
>oh boy, finally a legendary werewolf
>it's generic as fuck
Fuuuuuuuck.
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>>47887030
Here's a prediction for you: Emrakul will be good in standard because you can force your opponent to play all of their spells that could remove Emrakul, leaving you with a 13/13 flying trampler that can only be touched by topdecks. Emrakul will also see play in Tron sideboards in Modern because making a Scapeshift player cast Scapeshift, sac their land, then fail to find, is a game winner.
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>Uncontested Alpha
>The fight is a MAY trigger
Nigger he should just be fighting fucking everything that comes his way.
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>>47889707
But tron can already do that, it's called mindslaver, and it's cheaper and more recurrable.
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>>47889751
Mindslaver can be countered.
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>>47889755
So can this. Protection only works on the battlefield.
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>>47889786
Stealing their turn is a cast trigger, so they can't stop you casting their Scapeshifting and fucking their shit up. The problem is that huge mana cost. Tron will get it down to 11 at best by cycling a star and Sylvan Scrying.
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>>47889795
And that this only has one small advantage over mindslaver, which is only relevant in some matchups, and many many downsides compared to mindslaver, such as the prohibitive cost, the fact that you can't recur it, the fact that it can't go infinite, and the fact that you give them another turn which you don't control. Your scapeshift example is the absolute best case. What do you do when you can't do anything with their turn, and you just paid 11 mana to draw them a card?
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>>47889841
not that guy, but it's only 11 mana to draw them a card if they have no creatures out and are hellbent. You're in a pretty good position already if those two things are true.

Still not sure if it's playable, tho. Think you'd rather just have the Original'mrakul
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>>47889864
Or if they have no creatures out and a hand full of removal spells. Assuming that you use this on a control deck for example, it's not a stretch to assume that you were casting it onto an empty board with them holding removal.
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>>47889908

Nigger he's suggesting it as a 1-of in the sideboard specifically for the Scapeshift matchup, why the fuck would you draw it against a control deck?
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>>47889841
>which is only relevant in some matchups
Nigger I'm talking about 1 copy of it in your sideboard holy shit. It's also relevant against just about any combo deck since you can go off and whiff it.
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>>47889924
Why are you running a sideboard card for only one match up in modern when you have a maindeck card that does that job very comparably? Are you that scared of scapeshift after tron got Warping Wail?
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>>47889945
Wow Tron got a single counterspell that gets hit by Spell Snare? :O
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>>47889969
Yeah, and it's better in more matchups than emrakul is.
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>>47889986
That's the whole point of mainboards and sideboards you fucking nigger.
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>>47890011
But warping wail is already a sideboard card. If you want to spend sideboard slots on bad cards instead of good ones, I can't stop you, but be aware that you only have 15 sideboard cards, and there are more than 15 decks in modern.
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>>47890030
>there are more than 15 decks in modern
Not ones that can compete with Tron.
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>>47889745
Yeah this card is too op let's make it potentially get fucked over in specific situations to make the mechanics more in line with the flavor.
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3RG
Haste
Whenever ~ attacks, put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.
At the beggining of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform ~.
4/3
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Trample
Whenever ~ attacks, for each attacking creature you control, you may have that creature fight target creature you don`t control.
6/5

Would have been cooler than the real card imo.
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>>47890902
>Fails the bolt test
EDH shitter spotted.
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>>47891031
I figured at 4/4 he might be too strong.
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Will there be any spoilers today?
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Check the pack on the right. Tamiyofags are gonna get a new card for their waifu. Source: http://magic.wizards.com/en/content/eldritch-moon-paper
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>>47891188
No shit, Sherlock. Did you brilliantly deduce that there is going to be a Lily card too?
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>>47891253
Go wank about how Wizards fucked up Emrakul elsewhere faggot
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>>47888039
did it ever occur to you that you dont have to play werewolves with him and can actually just play him with anything since he doesn't have any synergy with other werewolves anyway?
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I'm too lazy to look, has anybody else pointed out "Krallenhorde" is basically a transposition of "Arlinn Korde"?
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>>47891188
>two mono blue walkers in one block

nope, I refuse it
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New emrakul good
Hope anus mana gets back
Hope eldrazi kill formats
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>>47891312
It's also German for "claw horde", and the term has been around since the first block. So if anything, the wizard was really lazy in naming her.
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>>47891321
>Hope anus mana gets back
What if... Eldrazi anus mana <|>
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>>47891188
Nice. Still strange given how much Jace's Ult was a reference of Erayo. Maybe they had some backlash from fans and decided to put a Tamiyo card at the last minute in Eldritch Moon?
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>>47891371
Nigga EM was completed 2 years ago
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No spoilers today?
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>>47891480
Looks like it
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The spoilers started or the three cards spoiled yesterday were just a preview of the spoiler which will start at a later date?
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>>47891569
>three cards spoiled yesterday were just a preview of the spoiler which will start at a later date
Monday
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>>47891503
Fucking shit dude.

Are they really gonna drop the bomb and then not follow up with anything?
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>>47891625
...

I'm fucking assmad.
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>>47891371
No.
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>prerelease spoilers

Buy the new magic DLC, eldritch moon, goy!
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>>47889707

except in standard there exists the perfect card that emrakul has no way of dealing with

clip wings

you need another flying creature or hope they dont have or draw clip wings
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>>47887075
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>>47892496
Or sinister concoction, or angelic purge.
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