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>>47826429
The worst candle I've seen in my life.

>>47826429
The hell is that? Rasputin's withered penis?

>>47826466
Galileo's middle finger, actually.

>>47826516
Ah in that case:

Guiding Finger.
Held in the palm of the hand and raised, this withered digit will always orient itself such that the side with the nail faces towards Rome.
Additionally, it can summon a small bird once per day.

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>>47829347
Is that Rasputin's withered penis?

>>47829347
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH/10

>>47829382
His horse cock is in a specimen jar somewhere, the picture traveled around /x/ and /gif/ for a while.

>>47826633
It should also attract jewish followers.

You know, Galileans.

>>47829347
I didn't need to see that shit nigga.

>>47829347
When worn and a coin put in the scrotal sack, that coin is multiplied. Skin must be taken from a friend who gives it up voluntarily.

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Who in their right mind would bother carrying this around? Perhaps you need help.

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>>47826429
That's a boner.