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Post fictional characters you think would be a That Guy

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Post fictional characters you think would be a That Guy
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>>47742891
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>>47742905
Motherfucking lord flashheart
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

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Murderhobo who only stops to hit on female NPCs and try to bed them, and makes tons of unfitting references.
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A lot of fictional primary characters tend to be strong, confident, aggressive, and have a drive for superiority, so I suppose many would seem like "That Guy"s to some of the common kind of people that play roleplaying games.
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>>47743133
Guts would be This Guy, if a little passive.

>Pic Related would be the biggest "That Guy"
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>Oh, no, you motherfucker. I don't care HOW long your backstory is now, you CANNOT have FOUR racial templates on top of your class levels!
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>>47743044

no, she'd fit right in.

Alucard, on the other hand....
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>>47743472
I'd argue that his author would be an even bigger 'that guy'.
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>>47743553
Moore would be 'That GM'. I don't think he'd play.
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>>47743553
but would he be a big guy?
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>>47743487
GMPC incarnate
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>>47743508
Alucard would be that skinny weed that lusts after her and powergames his little heart out for her
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He was That Guy before there were That Guys
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Pic related speaks for itself.
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>>47743631
4u
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>>47743133
>>47743472
Guts would be totally that guy when he had his completely edgy phase.
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>>47743487
...and this is why I dropped the series after the Arrancar arc.
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>uses prescience to beat encounter
>always wants to railroad players on his "golden path"
>claims he's invulnerable to most weapons
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>>47744428
Hey, if anybody in the movie is That Guy, it's totally Marla
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Technically speaking, she already is That Girl, so...
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>Always tries to assume party face
>Always fails intimidation checks
>Forgets his name
>Doesn't take game seriously and flirts with BBEG
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>>47743062
I smiled.
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>>47744781
>uses prescience to beat encounter
As long as that encounter doesn't involve HIM. He flat-out refuses to prevent his own demise with his prescience because he knows that would just mean picking the death that occurs last, and then he'd be locked into a lifetime he knows everything about and he'll be bored off his scaly ass until he dies.
>always wants to railroad players on his golden path
The Golden Path is the outcome that allows for organic and synthetic lifeforms to coexist. I suppose if you have an evil party they might be opposed to that.
>claims he's invulnerable to most weapons
He fucking is. His armor is tougher than a bank's vault door and is nearly immune to heat and compression, only nuclear explosions are hot enough to hurt him. Water causes excruciating pain and involuntary spasms, but you'd need hundreds if not thousands of gallons to kill him. His descendant had to drop a river on him by blowing up a damn.

But this motherfucker right here...
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>>47745023
after 30 posts, so did I :)
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>>47744959
That's fanart right? I'm pretty sure the original show never got THIS close to showing her absence of underwear.
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>>47745240
Considering the end of her broom looks vaguely like a dick, i'd say so
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>>47745240
Dunno, it was the first thing google thrown at me after searching for Akko AND her being alone.
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>nigh impossible backstory with dead parents
>Can do everything
>Looks up info on his computer and meta games every time.
>Doesnt kill but says its okay to seriously cripple people
>Doesn't work with you
>Gets mad when you work without him
>Has a young boy NPC that he swears is his son and totally ties into his theme
>Put points into monk/fighter/rogue. And fudged his stat rolls.
>Tries to get the DM to let him be proficient in all skills
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>>47745285
>Akko
>That Guy
>not Sucy
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>>47744428
I think Bob would be okay.
Just having a spot for him at the table and welcoming him there would mellow Bob out a lot.

I mean, most of the Project Mayhem grunts would be fine. All any of them needed was friends and a hobby they enjoyed, they just happened to find that in a self destructive place.
Same with anybody that gets pulled into a cult, really.
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>>47744774
what is this from? Google gives me nothing.
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>>47744428
>not Tyler
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>>47745321
Sucy would be the person that just sits silent for most of the time, then rolls few critical hits out of the blue and gives shit to everyone who calls her cheater
Akko would be constantly arguing, constantly forcing her ideas on everyone, being in conflict with both GM and own party and thinking about herself as superior to everyone at the table, while being little shit. Thus - That Guy. Or Girl.
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>>47745348
literally just google name of the author with name of the character and it should be the first result
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>>47745321
You shut your dirty mouth, Sucy is best girl and would be a good player
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>>47745414
>Sucy
>Best girl
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>>47744428
>you will never help the big moose with his character sheet
His name is Robert Paulson ;_;7
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>>47745321
Akko, like every single That Guy, is her own biggest enemy.
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>>47744231
Loki called.
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>>47745395
and his name?
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I'm ending this thread.
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>>47745482
Wait, you don't recognize... Run, leave this place and run, don't look back. You still have a sliver of humanity, you can still be saved.
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>>47745490
>Rance
>That Guy
>Not This Guy
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Listen, it's bad enough you're playing a Pack Lord druid and spend a lot of time with racking up large quantities of animal friends and taking a lot of time to actually resolve your turn, but I'm going to have to put my foot down on you flirting with everything that has a dick. Roll for initiative, there are 5d6 Jealous Girlfriends out for your skin.
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>>47745511
Bahaha watch as I corrupt him RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

>>47745482
It's a Hunter x Hunter yaoi doujin by Shindol
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>>47745511
just give

>>47745563
ah thank you
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>>47745563
For what purpose?
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>>47745490
>>47745513
I wish I had a player like Rance.
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>>47745463
Oh, so how about this, tough guy:
Gilgamesh called.
And you literally CAN'T out-do this.
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>>47745597
My amusement.
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>>47745285
Amanda is the best girl

hell, all Amandas i know are the best girls/
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>>47745711
Amanda from Sabrina: The Teenage Witch
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>>47745703
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/thread part II

>nice one on Rance.
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>>47745611
Psh, you're just saying that because you want to be brutally raped until you enjoy it.
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>>47745711
And you think why I've posted the broom dancing gif?
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>>47745735
..i don't know that series.

so, it doesn't qualify.

or, is she worth looking at?

>>47745745
sand in your Bajeena?
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>>47745321
>>47745369
>gif
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>>47745748
Actually...I don't think Mike would be THAT much of a bad guy. Maybe the nub whose blunders always turn out to be hilarious though.
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>>47745768
>there are people on 4chan young enough to not know Sabrina the Teenage witch
Fuck I feel old
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>>47742789
Just take a moment and really consider how much you'd want to strangle somebody who played this guy.
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>>47742789
Korra was a character so unrelentingly insufferable that I developed a fetish for chaining brown girls to the radiator.
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>>47745840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8k0PoOgEE
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>>47745864
NY or LA version?
Because we are talking about two completely different people
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>>47745840
Not him, but I'm too old for it. I mean, I saw like 5 minutes of it one time, so I'm aware of its existence, and I know the titular character is Sabrina ('cause, you know, she's the titular character) and she has a talking cat and some aunts (or something) who are witches, but that's really it.
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>>47745901
I can't tell if Salem would be fun to play with or not.
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>>47745886
Don't forget about the gag
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>>47745768
>Sabrina: The Teenage Witch
>i don't know that series.
>Nah, anon is just an underage
>Quick math
Jebus Cristos
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>>47745940
NOT BROWN ENOUGH
Where do you find brown girls with blue eyes. Our babies will be beautiful.
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>>47744511
>Edgy
>Berserk
Guts' reaction is completely rational given the world he's in.

Edgy is defined by a lack of reason for the actions.
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>>47745913
I think the main difference between NY and LA is that LA is That GM (which only encourages That Guy to be all the more over the top). But generally speaking, I try to pretend LA doesn't exist, so I was thinking more of NY. The guy's a loner who doesn't care about your adventure or want to cooperate with anybody to the point where the only way to even get him involved is to stick a bomb on him. And he spends the whole time trying to be so edgy and tough that it's painful.

"Call me Snake."

"Shut the fuck up, Frank! Quit trying to be so fucking edgy all the time and play the goddamn adventure!"
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>>47745972
I will give you a clue - same actress, different film.
But then again, she was just in skimpy outfit in it, not chained to the radiator
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>>47745791
Can I get a sauce on that? I know it's a Trigger show but that's it.
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>>47746015
Well then, LA is in this field twice as potent. In NY he's annoying, but still has some qualities other than being That Guy. In LA he's full-blown That Guy that fucks up everything forever for everyone just because he got bored with the plot.
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>>47746043
Use fucking Google you fucking worthless sack of shit.
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>>47742789
I liked Korra's character
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>>47746043
Little Witch Academia.
It's an animated short. Well, shorts. First one is barely 26 minutes, the second one is 45.

>>47746060
Cut your edge, moron
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>>47746060
This is not /a/ moron
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>>47745206
False Vladimir is not as pretty as True Vladimir.
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>>47742789
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>>47743540
Holy fuck, this is too true
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>>47746101
No anon.
By not answering direct questions you are rude. By acting like a sperg you add being an asshole to that. Not know about you, but I was raised to give answers when people ask me about something, not tell them to fuck off.
So way to be a nurture failure of your parents.
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>>47743487
>since when were you under the impression you are the GM?
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>>47746138
>So way to be a nurture failure of your parents.
Could you try to rephrase this part?
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>>47746101
pic very fucking related you turboautist
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>>47746155
If you can't use Google, then you don't deserve to know.
It's easy enough to generalize searches to find what you need.
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>>47746101
You know, when I have a choice between helping people with their problem and dealing with spergs like you, our of pure spite I will help random anon with his question, just to see shitstains like you start their rant about spoon-feeding and other bullshit.
Cunts like you are the reason why net is so toxic.
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>>47746155
Saving this for future use, thanks
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>>47746176
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>>47746177
The net is toxic to keep faggots like you out.
This isn't tumblr, kid. We're not here to be nice to you or hold your hand. If you can't handle the bants, you best fuck off.
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>inb4: sauce
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>>47745206
I found harkonnen much more interesting than paul. Like he's definitely an evil motherfucker, but what a character.
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>>47746176
So you replied to the post but you didn't read the image?


On topic, I'd totally say Batman. Don't have an image sorry.
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>>47746138
>teaching people to help themselves is rude
2016 was a mistake.
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>>47746177
It's niggers like you who ruined /tg/ once and are trying to do so again.
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>>47746203
we need more edits of that image
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>>47746218
Him coming back as a psychic ghost was a mistake though.
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>>47746223
everything past 2001 was a mistake
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>>47746239
>Who THE FUCK you are to make calls like that?

Hahaha what the fuck dude, you're the saltiest little bitch I've ever seen.
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>>47746152
Y-you don't see the little triangle, anon? The little triangle ON EVERY POST???
Yeah, REAL hard to spot, anon.
>>47746177
Hahahahahaha! Out of pure spite you DIDN'T help random anon and DID feed the troll. Moron.
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>>47746208
>Bants
>Actually calling his sperging "banter"

>>47746223
Teaching? By saying to fuck off? Or calling them worthless shit, because lo and behold, they had a fucking question they wanted to ask to other human being and not just type into search engine?
Your entire generation was a mistake, mate.
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>>47746220
The image isn't 100% true. Searching general terms will get you the same result. Not being a retard and adding terms will narrow results to the ones desired.
Yes, if you're such a fur faggot that eventually searching "porn" will load you with fur faggotry because of history.
But searching "War of 1812" will get you... the war of 1812. Always.
Searching "anime witch girl" will get you close to the source. Reading a few posts up and seeing names like "Akko" and "Sucy" and adding those to the search will get you exactly what you need.
That's called not being a retard and not expecing everyone and everyone else to do things for you like your mommy does.
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ITT:

>LOLOLOLOL IMMA SPOONFEED AND CODDLE RETARDS JUST TO SPITE YOU LOL!

This is how communities die. This is why everyone on this board is too fucking retarded to do anything for themselves. This is why /tg/ stopped getting shit done.
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>>47746274
You're too young for 4chan, kid. Come back when you can be self-sufficient.
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>>47746273
>Didn't
Different anon, but they gave the title right off the bat, so... yeah
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>>47746155
>>47746201
Are you iterally retarded?

1. Google image search's identification feature has little or nothing to do with your search/web history.
2. 90% of the time if you search for the right terms, you will get the result you seek.
3. Most people don't bother googling before asking for sauce.
4. Use your fucking brain instead of latching onto the first thing that agrees with your opinion. That image is irrelevant on multiple levels.
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This motherfucker. This motherfucker right here.

>>47746278
Fair enough.
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>>47746285
>Communities die because people don't try to send each other off when questions are asked
I wonder - why we even have this thread?
Surely, OP asked a question that could be just typed into google for answers. Fuck this board, it shouldn't exist, we have Google and shit
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>>47746274
Remember back when the default response was "lurk more"?

Yeah. That was for a reason. If your default method for solving a problem is making a fucking post on 4chan and hoping someone replies, when you could literally have just taken two seconds to type it into Google and maybe have learned something and moved on, you're not worth anyone's time or effort.

But let me guess; You think "lurk more" was a "toxic, elitist ideology that needs to be removed so the internet can be a safe space".
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>>47746320
>Most people don't bother googling before asking for sauce.
Maybe because it's normal, natural human reaction of asking fucking questions to other human beings when something is mentioned and apparently everyone around knows what's going on?
Dunno, were you raised by robots or something?
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>>47746344
But it's not.
If you're not a baby, you can do things yourself and then not whine when people call you a baby who can't think for itself.
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>>47746274
Nice reading comprehension, idiot.
>By not answering direct questions you are rude.
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>>47746327
>I wonder - why we even have this thread?
OP wasn't asking a question. OP was asking people to post pictures of fictional characters that, in your opinion, match a theme or trope.

>Fuck this board, it shouldn't exist, we have Google and shit
There's a difference between discussion, sharing ideas, and creating content, and asking stupid fucking basic questions that you shouldn't actually be asking since they're not worth the time it takes to answer them.

You know how we have 1000 threads a week of "LOL HOW I PLAY D&D GUIS?" If those fucking idiots just typed that shit into Google, we could have more room on the board for actual fucking content instead of the same pages upon pages of inbred fucks like you posting long-winded rants trying to explain to someone who doesn't actually care the difference between games, editions, and whatever the fuck, all while coddling their balls and throating their cock just so you can hope they don't get scared away from the hobby because it's too complicated.

Please die.
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>>47746332
>"lurk more" was a "toxic, elitist ideology"
This much is true, the depressing part is that it's still the best ideology we ever had.
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>>47746389
Being elitist is a FUCKING GOOD THING.

YOU SHOULD WANT TO BE PART OF THAT ELITE. YOU SHOULD NOT WANT MEDIOCRITY AND IDIOCY TO BE THE FUCKING STANDARD.
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>>47746241
yeah

dune has a lot of mistakes in it, though
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>>47742789
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>>47746344
Nobody asks for sauce out of a desire to make contact with other people. They do it because they can't be bothered to google or they don't know how.

You faggots whine about elitism in the same breath that climb up on your wife's bull and start talking down to people like you have any idea what you're on about.
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>>47742789

Revy.

>threatens teammates with death over minor disputes
>goes berserk at the drop of a hat
>tries inappropriate strongarm bullshit in non-combat encounters

I guess it works out in the end but in my games she wouldn't get that far. Revy would be dead inside two runs in my Shadowrun games. She'd make a badass ganger, but a liability as a runner.

>>47746101

People like you are why I spoodfeed. I get a bigger buzz out of making people like you rage impotently than I do from helping someone. I especially enjoy the wild hyperbole about how we're dumbing down the entire human race by not practicing intellectual tough love - that one always seems to be the go-to shitpost for your kind, and it always cracks me up.

I'm not alone in thinking like this either. Other anons do the same thing for the same reasons as me. Some new anons will be encouraged to do this by what I'm posting right now. Remember that for next time. See you on the boards. :)
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>>47746434
See >>47746285
I'm glad you're proud to be part of what's ruining this board and website.
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>>47746434
>I'm a petty child who does stupid shit just to get a rise out of people
>Revy would be dead inside two runs in my Shadowrun games
Oh, to be a 14 year-old edge lord again.
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>>47746332
We don't say 'lurk moar' anymore? When did that happen?
>mfw gotta lurk moar, ffs

At least capcha still has pancakes.
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>>47746403

"Elitism" implies that you THINK you're superior and treat others like they're beneath you. I've seen some pretty elitist neckbeard trash before (in the mirror).

I'm out of pictures on my piece of shit phone but I'll nominate a new character.

This entire fucking board, myself included.

Or Don Quixote for taking the LARP too seriously.
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>>47746483
hmm, pancakes
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>>47746483
>We don't say 'lurk moar' anymore? When did that happen?

Like, 2007?
Literally no one has used that phrase in conversation in years.
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>>47746388
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>>47742789
>says it'll take 5 minutes
>takes multiple episodes
>others train for years to get to current position
>4 months
That's not even counting the attitude.
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>>47746537
Don't forget endless "This isn't even my final form!"
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>>47746403
Because the thing about egality is not about being mediocre, but improving standard for and by everyone.
Meanwhile, elitism by default asumes you should push others for lower standards to keep yourself on top.
And exactly what kind of elite is that? "LOOK HOW GREAT I AM! I KNOW THE TITLE OF THAT ANIME AND YOU DON'T!" Is that what definies an elite? Or just a random sperg with absolutely NOTHING to brag about, so he makes a claim for superioroty based on some shit that doesn't even matter on regular basis, but for a second or five he can feel like a boss.
That's not elitism. That's being special snowflake. A shitstain that is so painfully and absurdly average he makes a great deal out of anything in any given chance, just to be "special" for a moment and escape the sulking realisation he's nothing more than just another Average Joe, like billions of them.
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>>47746500
>9 years ago
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE FOR GAWD'S SAKE!!!!!!
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>>47746403
>Being elitist is a FUCKING GOOD THING
>posts on a website that actively discourages being a namefag

lol
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>>47746569
>but improving standard for and by everyone.

Everyone is an idiot by default.

You don't become not an idiot by having people make sure you ever have to fend for yourself.

You are lowering the bar. That is never a good thing. Ever. Period.

>The rest of your post
Please stop projecting.
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>>47746500
>Literally no one has used that phrase in conversation in years.
Happend what? Yesterday? Or does the 3 AM already count as today?

Seriously anon, we get it, you are not having so much time as in your younger years, but that doesn't mean "lurk more" stopped being a thing just because you don't have time to notice
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>>47746569
Stay triggered, kid.
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>>47746560
>starts running out of Final Form designs & starts to recolor older ones
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>>47746594
>Muh social darwinism
Please stop being a forever manchild edgelord
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>>47744450
>dislikes: my mom
i kek'd a bit
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>>47746631
>social darwinism
So your suggestion is that instead of letting the dumbest among us fuck off and die, we lower standards and call it the new "average"? No Child Left Behind was a horrible program.

Why should anyone pander to idiots? What makes them deserving of special treatment?
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>>47746657
>I don't understand how egalitarism works
>I will shitpost then
Stay mad
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>>47746657
Dunno... why anyone should pander to you?
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>>47746675
Wow, what a zinger.
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>>47746662
You're the one shitposting about being nice to faggots without teaching them to step up and become better members of the board. By being elitist, it's a trial by fire.
4chan is not a hugbox. It is not here to hold your hand and make you feel better about yourself.
We're going to be mean to you because we can.
If you want people to give a fuck about your feelings, go back to tumblr, cunt.
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>>47746657
Anon, you are supposed to improve the lowest standard, not dumb down to it. But how sperg like you could know?
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>>47746693
And people at the bottom of the intelligence totem pole are brought up the ladder by learning to be self-sufficient, not being spoonfed like babies.
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>>47746693
You don't improve the lowest common denominator by giving them everything they ask for. They have to work for it, or they'll never learn to be adults.
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>>47745482
IS JOHN CENA!
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>>47746685
>We're going to be mean to you because we can.
Different anon, but what for?

Simple, purely rhetorical question. I don't care about feeling or any other stupid bullshit that happend in this thread so far. But riddle me this - you all spent fuckload of time and energy on pointless argument about unimportant shit on random internet imageboard.
There was a subject for this thread, you know. It would be nice to have threads that don't get derailed into bunch of idiots who shout insults on each other just because they can.
Waste of time.
And of pretty interesting thread.
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>>47746718
Why did you post an image of a blank wall with a WWE logo?
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>>47746713
... and then Americans wonder why their society is crumbling, their education system is shit and Joe Average is a dumb redneck. Surely, they could reach for things on their own if they wanted, but who cares about morons who just asks to be spoon-fed, right?
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>>47746748
....have you seen the EU lately?
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>>47746779
I do on daily basis
>Inb4 HURR IMMIGRANTS
They come here fore a reason. Do you see them sailing like mad to America, like it was late 19th century again? I don't.
Guess why.
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>>47746726
If you can't handle being called a faggot, you don't belong here. If your skin is so thin that being told to be a self-sufficient adult triggers you, you don't belong here. If you feel the need to whine that people don't give you all the information you crave when Google is literally a click away to answer your questions, no one will have sympathy for your inability to be your own man.
If people use the "lurk moar" maxim more, it would teach them to buck up and grow up or shut the fuck up and move on.
But no. They get this little millennial idea that they're entitled to be spoonfed every bit of information they want and will make even more posts, shitting up threads even further, whining that someone was rude them on the internet and never actually becoming a better person.
Just staying the same, entitled little shit they've always been.
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>>47746799
>Missing the point this hard
I rest my short-lived case
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>>47746798
Mexico, east and west Africa and most of South America disagrees with you.
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>>47746798
>I don't.
>Guess why.

Because the EU has open borders and 90% of the country saying "IMMIGRANTS WELCOME!" and offering their money, their homes, and their wives to foreign arrivals, and then smiling as they shoulder the tax burden and ultimate collapse of their state?
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>>47746817
You never had a case.
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>>47746798
It's farther?
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>>47746293
>>47746208
>>47746176
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>>47746506
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>>47746657
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>>47746685
>>47746693
>>47746705
>>47746713
>and counting

Fuck there's a lot of autism in this thread.
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>>47746799
>"triggered lol"
>can't handle seeing someone post a simple question without going on a 100+ word rant
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>>47746799
>it would teach them to buck up and grow up or shut the fuck up and move on
>shut the fuck up and move on
>Teaching people being ignorant is good
Not him, since I do give a fuck about all this stuff from this thread (Lotte best girl, but son, if you seriously consider a situation when people stay dumb and ignorant as an improvement, you are the main reason why this board is going to shit.
And tell me - if we are having constant "lurk more" for over a fucking decade, why it still didn't stop people from askign random questions?
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>people actually getting triggered in a trigger thread
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>>47746860
>>Teaching people being ignorant is good
Way to miss the point being spelled out 100 times in the thread. It's teaching them to fend for themselves. To learn to do things for themselves. Like a fucking adult.
Ignorance can be fixed, but your stupidity is beyond help.
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>>47746829
Mostly because Murrica already imported Jamals and his brothers one century earlier. Back when they still believed it's possible to make them work.
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>>47746824
>ultimate collapse of their state
I love how Americans bring this up. How is your health care doing? Or education other than the elementry one? Surely, you all must be soooo rich by not paying those awful taxes! And everything is in running order, with invisible hand of free market taking care for everything, so unemployment is not a thing and companies totally not outsource stuff to 3rd world hell-holes
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>>47746903
I'm not sure whether you're legitimately a European nationalist who thinks your country is in decent shape (I promise, whatever shithole in the EU you're from is a Muslim haven right now), or you're just trying to jab back with "Well...YOUR COUNTRY IS SHIT TOO!"

It may be, but at least we're not gonna be a failed state in 25 years. By the way, is did you have to give your bedroom to Omar when he moved in?
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>>47746887
Both you and I know that nobody will use google to see things out. Ergo - they stay ignorant. And it costs you nothing to give answer when being asked.
So way to believe in some new age bullshit about selfimprovement instead bracing harsh reality that either you help people, or nothing comes out of it.

Seriously though, we have already a 100 post long rant about the evils of spoon-feeding caused by single question. How does it feel wasting hour on repeating like broken record that you are better than others, because you use google?
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>>47746924
>European nationalist
Anon, don't want to break it for you, but there are 50 different countries in Europe. 51 if you add Turkey. 57 if you count a bunch of semi-legal quasi-states.
So I really wonder who is this "European nationalist" and what the fuck it's even suppose to mean.

>we're not gonna be a failed state in 25 years
You already are. Fucking CHINKS out of all people are taking you over.
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>>47746903
American public healthcare system can't collapse.
Mostly because they never really had one to begin with.
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>>47746892
>Back when they still believed it's possible to make them work.
I know, and the people who did made a new country and fought an entire war over making them work for free. it's almost as if they are capable of work anon
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>>47746960
>First world country by economy standards
>3rd world shithole by living standards
Always cracks me up
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>>47746959
>Europe
>if you add Turkey
Over my dead body!
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>>47746930
Telling them to use Google makes them grow up. Spoonfeeding them does not.
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>>47746930
>How does it feel wasting hour on repeating like broken record that you are better than others, because you use google?
How does it feel to spout the same bullshit that ruined this board and others once over and over thinking you're being "nice"?
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>>47746979
Hey, that's why I counted it separately, so calm your mammaries
And they still have better claim for being European country than the Russian-backed Republic of Bullshit organised in Eastern Ukraine.
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>All this sperging over some guy mentioning the name of an anime
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Thread reminder to be excellent to each other and ignore shitposters.
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>>47746992
Anon, let's just look at this for a while.
You told someone to fuck of and check by themselves.
They didn't.
You know about it.
But you still feel like your job was done, because you told them to use google.
Nothing was achieved, nothing was learned, an you know about it.
Best part? Energy used to send them to google could be used to giving the answer and actually achieving something.

See how simple it is?
But better delude yourself with making world a better place by giving another person a chance to pull themselves up by their boot-straps, right?
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>>47747060
Because now the job is telling babies and baby enablers like you to fuck off and kill yourselves.
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>>47743381
duke nukem's the worst.
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>>47747060
>Energy used to send them to google could be used to giving the answer and actually achieving something.
You keep using that fallacy when teaching them to fend for themselves would mean they never need to ask again.
Jesus, you're just talking in circles because you want to pull some "holier than thou" bullshit about being nice to retards.
>But better delude yourself with making world a better place by giving another person a chance to pull themselves up by their boot-straps, right?
Telling them to fuck off to google gives them the chance to pull themselves up.
You giving them the answer every time is just tying their shoes for them rather than teaching them to tie the knot themselves.
Leaving them the same joke of a child they were before.
Congratulations, you're enabling laziness and stunting growth.
I'm done with you. You're trying to swerve this into /pol/ bullshit.
Go suck a shotgun and pull the trigger.
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>>47747048
That sticky is from 5 years ago. Much has changed since.
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>>47747113
>gives them the chance to pull themselves up
The entire point of "pull by your own bootstraps" is about irony and impossible deed, you fucking moron.
Nice yo know there are people who consider that "advice" at face value.
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>bluh bluh spoonfeeding

>>47746210
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/774773/b058039018/
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>>47747134
Rules remained the same, so fuck off. It's the board rule to be excellent to each other.
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>>47747113
>You're trying to swerve this into /pol/ bullshit.
>Unironically sprouting bullshit about elitism, self-improvement by trial of fire and casual racism
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>>47747143
Think you're good?
Try this one!
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>>47746817
Yeah, you asked 'what for?' and your question was answered ad nauseam: so they smarten up, look after themselves, and stop begging for things like entitled whiney kids.
If you can't comprehend the answers to your questions, stop asking. Faggot.
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>>47746067
I thought she had fantastic potential, but was severely hampered by the actual show and writing. Make her ever so slightly less of an idiotic dipshit and she'd be one of my favorites.
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>>47745615
You do know that, despite what Fate may say, there are legends older than Gilgamesh's, right?
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>>47747501
The oldest is the Great Chaos and her consort Ktulu the Underworld Man
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Jake the Dog, he's already a terrible MtG player
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>>47743044
She'd be the GM
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>>47747276
Not him but I'd recognise that art-style anywhere.
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>>47742789
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Is it summer in the northern hemispheres already?
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>>47748209
For about two weeks now
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>>47748209
Yes.
pic related to OP
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>>47748209
Pic also related to OP.
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>>47748257
also related to OP's question
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>>47746424
>Play the RTS games before I read the books
>get so excited with the first book
>political intrigue and shit awh yeah
>plots and whatnot, fremen, all this cool shit
>the dude who I had thought was an important figure dies in the first book
>mfw the rest of that series
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>>47745965
not just old,

it died and left culture memory lvl.1 as proof of natural darwinism.
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>>47746072
my god Amanda why aren't you real?
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>>47742789
Fuck off Ribs.
If you're not Ribs, disregard that.
If you read that but are not OP, fuck off too.

Also obviously Danny.
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On topic, this asshole. I can see him killing any game in one session.
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Pic related is literally a That Guy in-universe
>Hundred Years' War game, players are witches taking jobs from either side
>That Guy is a pacifist who refuses to let anyone fight
>Keeps scaring off both sides in a battle and scheming to stop battles.
>DM gets tired of their shit, sends in St. Michael to tell them to stop because they're disrupting the natural order the of the universe
>That Guy keeps doing it.
>Somehow manages to be charismatic enough to eventually win the other players over, who team up to tell Michael to fuck off.
>DM's just too tired of this shit and lets it happen
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>>47744450
Are my eyes bleeding? I think I cut them on that edge
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>>47748204
I'm not sure if he'd be a full-on That Guy or just a balls to the wall min-maxer. Seems like the sort of dude who would at least try to stay in character.
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>>47745976
>Edgy is defined by a lack of reason for the actions.
No it's not.
You can be edgy by having a edgy past. It can be rational, it can be well written, it still can be be edgy.
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>>47746325
jowan's not that guy. jowan's just the guy who makes the worst possible decision at any given moment
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>>47743472
>a guy is smart enough to outsmart the gm
>"he's that guy,m'kay!"
I'm sorry that your little complex have been cracked but you should understand that there people who are better than you at everything,even in your imaginary world.
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>>47742789
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>>47742891
Han was a team player.
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>>47750012
Stop misusing the word "edgy". You don't have the slightest clue what it means.
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>>47750547
You are the one missusing it.
Stop being so butthurt just because you like the character.
Between post eclipse and Albion is was a complete edgelord.
>but it makes all sense
Doesn't freakin matter. Other anime character also had a shitty past, yet are called edgy.
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>>47745976
>>47750012
Considering that edgy is a buzzword, you're both wrong and right at the same time.Now make out,faggots.
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>>47746631
How does it feels being so inferior you have to use reddit memes to calm yourself?
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>>47747276
>tfw you will never fatten up and anorexic woman to a thick weight
why even live
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>>47750690
I don't know, probably allot better then the guy trying to start shit hours latter after the fact.
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>>47750243
Also makes really crappy rolls, the GM takes pity on him and gives him access to what's supposed to be a game-breaking class..

Anders would be more likely to be That Guy.
>constantly pushes some social agenda with each of his characters
>Any time a peaceful resolution is presented, he deliberately starts sabotaging diplomacy with violence
>Keeps making worrying advances on one of your player characters or the GM (Hawke)
>Always butts head with another player.
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>>47751164
>Eternally buttblasted when player doesn't respond to his advances

Goddamn Anders was such a fucking faggot in DA2.
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>>47751239
I could imagine from a 'meta' standpoint it went something like:
>DA:A Campaign
>Anders and all the party are played by the Origin players who wanted to try something different. (except Oghren's player who was going through and projecting his real life hardships onto his character)
>DA2 Campaign
>Anders' old player (originally Alistair's player) couldn't rejoin for another game but allows his younger sister to play his character
>His sister is unfortunately, basically, That Girl and wanted hot Yaoi romance, was an SJW, and everything else that could go wrong

>>47742789
Also:
>Frisk as a player
>Regularly wants do-overs
>constantly flirts and talks to everything no matter how 'kick-in-the-door' style the campaign is (or will suffer the opposite probablem and will go full murderhobo in an RP heavy campaign)
>probably always brings his/her weird friends over to fill in player slots, which includes that one Skeleton Beta who won't stop making Carlos-Tier Puns.
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>>47748204
Anon, Kazuto is a borderline NEET who looks like a girl in real life & spends all day playing MMOs. He wouldn't be too bad compare to some the others mentioned.
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>>47745563
YOU MONSTER
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>>47746744
SInce when Cena became a malalite chaos squa
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>>47745840
or, or, y'know, there may be countries in which this Sabrina didn't show up on TV1
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>thread destoyed by animushit and "yo waifu a shit"
AAAAA
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>>47748455
>tfw you will never have a hypercompetent arrogant spaz as your gf
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>>47745746
I feel like Saitama would actually be a pretty good player. I mean, he never gets a challenge in his day to day life, so I'm sure he would appreciate a challenging campaign, not to mention, he seems pretty chill and an overall cool dude.
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>>47748204
we talking original series or abridged version here?
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>>47742789
Players can be That Guy, characters can't.
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>Overpowered and gets all the glory most of the time
>Almost never talks and stays silent 90% of the time and doesn't do anything until there is a fight
>Is an asshole anytime he does speak
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>>47746278
It takes me less time to type "Little witch Acedemia" than to consider why I shouldn't spoon feed someone the answer to a simple question.

Attitudes like yours are the bane of TTRPGs. If you're this much of an ass online, then you're probably not much better in person, and sould be considered toxic to RPG playing as a whole.
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>>47744718
to be fair, up till that point it had actually been pretty fun, the enemies had all had interesting powers/personalities and it was refreshing to have a shonen hero who wasnt a neutered dumbass
....then the fucking Ghost Nazis showed up and it really set in that each arc WAS going to just be the same thing over and over again
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>>47746833
>counting
Sounds like autist talk to me, Rain Man.
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>>47746430

Aside from his radiating arrogance and brutal methods, what makes Tarkin That Guy?
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>>47754154
Are you kidding? He was a complete jerk and couldn't believe he'd failed and even worse, blamed his failure on others because his own gullibility was unthinkable. He would totally be That Guy at the table.
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>>47745513

>laughingbobby.jpg
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>>47748204
>>47749696
Remember that time he raged over the idea of using non-sentient NPCs as bait for a monster, because "things that look like humans have rights too"? Remember that time he twirled his moustache about being a sinister lone wolf, and nothing ever came of it?

He's also not really a min-maxer, he just picks stuff that looks cool and then just happens to unlock super-special unique abilities because of it (in at least two cases, the GM literally handed him extra powers).

He would be that guy who always wants to play Drizzt.
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>>47751712
Which ones kazuto?
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>>47754740
Kirigaya.
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>>47754894
Oh. I thought he was kirito. Is this what i get for calling it a shitpile at episode 9 and binge watching tokyo ghoul?
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>>47754959
He is, Kirito is just his game name made up of parts from KIRIgaya KazuTO.
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>>47755087
Well i figured. Thats why i said i thought his actual name was kirito.
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>>47745864
I played a Snake ripoff in an Only War campaign where we were part of a penal legion.
He was the best marksman in the entire squad, which is why he was the only one qualified for redirecting the fire from a superweapon Orks had stolen and set on an activation countdown.

The only targets were the rebels we'd originally been shipped planetside to take out, and our current base which had been taken over by a completely humourless Lord-Commissar Krieger who'd ordered us locked in our quarters for trying to do our jobs.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out who not-Snake aimed the weapon at.
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>gunna make my own imperium and its going to be better then yours with super productive and super environmentally freindly
>my legion has the most soldiers because we are so good
>my backstory is pretty tragic yo, good thing i used it to become BETTER THEN YOU
>nice terminators, mine new ones are like yours BUT BETTER
>remember how i only missed out on becoming warmaster because like i had to much to do with running MY OWN EMPIRE and like i totally could have done it better if i had been chosen but i wasn't because he is the favourite and i am way to busy
>becomes DM of the imperium
>FOLLOW MY RULES
>YOU ARE A TRAITOR IF YOU DON'T
>rewrites history so he "held the imperium together alone with his ultra cool legion"
>"spiritual liege"
> "writes own book and makes it mandatory reading
> new guy anon outshines me in a campaign i was doing crappily at, tell him how to do his job, tells me his job is win worlds not build them, tell him that he is a noob and that he ain't got shit on me and my space cred
> a few decades later "I TOTALLY BEAT HIM WITH MY SUPERIOR TACTICS"
>suspected by everyone to be a lie
>model can take on almost every other model in setting because "SPIRITUAL LEIGE"
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Gonna just go ahead and post the low hanging fruit.

I mean honestly, imagine having to put up with him in a god damn game. Imagine when he gets upset the first time things dont go his way...
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>>47755839
Forgot image...
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>>47746799
kek
>i'm going to fix this generation
>teach this kids to be MEN
>over the INTERNET
>on an anime based image board dedicated to playing pretend and having fun

sorry your thread got derailed OP
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>>47750327
The problem isn't that he is smart enough to outsmart the gm, but that he would see the game only in terms of players vs gm. He would be completely incapable of roleplaying.
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>>47753942
I think that's the case. If fictional character was a player.
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>>47744781
>>claims he's invulnerable to most weapons

I throw water on him.

Go fuck yourself, m'lord.
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>>47755687
>my backstory is pretty tragic yo
The only primarch with a less tragic backstory is Fulgrim, whose legion was an even better paragon legion than the Ultramarines. I am sure there is a moral here about damaged people being shitty leaders.
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>>47747142

I dunno, it seems fairly doable to me.
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>>47745310
>Doesnt kill but says its okay to seriously cripple people
then why doesn't he destroy the joker's arms and legs and punch all his fucking teeth out
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>>47757814
>implying that would stop the joker
>the killing kek.jpg
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>>47743415
He would be somehow both terrible and amazing. He'd ruin the game, but you wouldn't want to leave because of just how spectacularly and with a complete lack of self awareness he's ruining it.

Also you'd feel terrible if you kicked him out. And you would deserve it.
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>>47757666
But historically damaged people are the best leaders. And CEO's. Alexander the great for example. Genghis khan comes to mind as well.
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>>47747276
That's The End of Sexual instinct and the Hydrogen Bomb War, one of my favorites. Specifically, the story is Serial No. 001.

>Dowman will never be your DM
>you will never party with Dowman
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>>47743133
Guts would only be That Guy before the Eclipse, and even then he wouldn't be so bad towards the end of that. He would be AWFUL as a PC up to that though. Dark'n'edgy rape-victim child soldier with extreme anti-social tendencies and an amoral attitude while simultaneously being min-maxed to the point that he can fight the NPC the players were clearly supposed to avoid and even almost kill it, forcing the DM to pull the "it was actually a monster fuck you" trick. And on top of all this he uses some exotic weapon that isn't even part of the setting.
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>>47744972
>>Doesn't take game seriously and flirts with BBEG
If you don't try to flirt with the BBEG at least ONCE, you are doing it wrong.
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>>47757814

Because if you cripple your enemies, they win.
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>>47743413
Anon, you misunderstand.
That Guy is a relative concept, meaning nothing more than 'guy who doesn't fit in with the group'.
A That Guy could be the 'chad' in the group with naught but nerds, the socially awkward autist in a group with 'normies', the rules lawyer in the group of people who don't value enforcing every single fucking rule all the time, or the magical realmer.
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BEES!
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>>47753953
Its okay, at least his DM allow other party members to do stuff.
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>>47762472
I can see it now.

>Shinji comes to the table with a character sheet in his hand and a smirk on his face. He begins describing a tall, handsome man whose strength is unparalleled, and who has women falling over his every step.
>Then he gets to the mechanics. First, the race is a kobold divine mi-
>DM: "...Shinji, is that Pun-Pun?"
>For a moment Shinji is silent, too confused to respond, then he flies into a tantrum and starts screaming that the DM is a tyrant who won't let him do what he wants.
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Pic related would intentionally be That Guy.

>>47749038
Who?
This guy was fun as hell to play as, Sans Cullote was one of the most unique moves of any fighting game I've ever played.
I'm really pissed he won't be appearing ever again.
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>edgy halfbreed special snowflake backstory to justify his bizarro homebrew racial feats
>asspulls power ups whenever its convenient
>constantly makes bad decisions just to justify being edgy
>makes up a bunch of bullshit to justify getting edgy white hair even when it makes no sense
>randomly betrays the party with little explanation (Root A)
>way too attached to his character, gets really butthurt when he dies at the end of the campaign and convinces the GM to let him come back from the dead for the next campaign under the condition that his character's build is nerfed and he has amnesia
>he doesn't even stick to this and tricks the GM into letting him get his memories back
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>>47757814
The same reason he doesn't just rape the Joker.
There are three of them.
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>>47762472
I can't even be mad at Shinji. He's the villain that's just so fucking shitty, vain and short sighted that it's kind of refreshing when there's always someone trying to show how complex their villains are. Actually I think the antagonists are my favorite part of Fate
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>>47763664
>anon doesn't know the joker is the endgame of gothams corruption and carefree lifestyle line some sort of systematic sentient meme antibody response
Theres infinite jokers, anon. You kill them all another will pop up a few months later. You don't kill them all more and more will keep popping up until they get the job done. THAT'S why they're the kinda of criminal gotham NEEDS.
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>>47763727
Shinji is the rare kind of antagonist who is simultaneously a vile, scummy smug bastard...yet utterly pathetic and pitiable at the same time.
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>>47763799
I always thought of light that way when watching deathnote. He's this high int low wis character that doesn't understand how the world works and has this insanely naive, almost childlike viewpoint then systematically has his life ruined by his own hubris while trying to convince himself its not HIS fault its the world thats wrong. Right down to the ending where he shows how truly childish and twisted he is before he gets taken down.
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>>47763873
Light's plan would've worked if that other didn't fuck it up, though.
Or am remembering that wrong?
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>>47763971
Yes and no but mostly no? Whole shtick of the deathnote is that whoever uses it consigns themselves and loved ones to a slow and internally atrophying life and eventual death. Hence why the shinigami world was so fucked. He was doomed from the get go and whats his face told him straight up about all of this episode 2. Eventually he would have failed but he kept digging himself deeper just to keep playing and died at age 20 something. The way he played it he even halved his life twice so if he had enough ability he could have played god into his 80's.
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>>47764060
Wait, what?
I only read the manga, but I distinctly remember that the only one who took the Shinigami Deal was Misa. Light died 'cause he was shot to shit by Matsuda.
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>>47764459
I only watched the anime cause my gf at the time liked the whole "goth" feel. dude gave half his life for the eyes then either lost them somehow or something, i don't really remember i may have been drunk, then mikasa got hers then he got his again. I recall some bullshit amnesia trick he did.
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>>47753953
Sometimes I miss the times before anime, when JoJofags were on to all of the story and not just a part of it.
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>>47763971
Whether it would have worked or not, he could have kept doing whatever he wanted if he didn't kill the original fake L in a fit of retard rage. He probably just didn't really have the right mindset to get what he actually wanted
>>47764548
Only mikasa ever took the deal, she just had to take it twice for some convoluted reason I don't really remember
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>>47764620
Adapt, anon. Find the jojofags that know the REAL story and talk shop. When you find the jojoanimefags? Include them too. Tell them the wonders of jojo before anime and keep talking about it with actual jojo fags and keep telling them the wonders of ACTUAL jojo. One day they'll tell you they read it and suddenly you have a new jojofag to talk shop with.
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>Why the fuck are we allowing a character with the power to nullify every power play this game?
>What? How does his luck being 1 makes this shit balanced?
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>>47753894
>Confusing Diana with Amanda
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>>47743540
Are these the twins from Black Lagoon?
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>>47766279
>Those hips
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>>47765757
>luck 1
>not like god throws bitches at him 24/7 and offers him a 1 on 250+ orgy with sexually eager chicks
>not like everything he does ultimately succeeds
>not like he can't take a fucking railgun round point blank when at that point its inside actual physics threshold and theres no psychic energy to neutralize
Nope, 1 luck. Totally balanced.
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>>47766279
Isn't she the little girl from the "Believe in 4chan" banner
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>>47765238
He just needs a DM who will know that he knew that he knows that he knew that he knows he knew he would be that guy.
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>>47766398
>he can't take a fucking railgun round point blank when at that point its inside actual physics threshold and theres no psychic energy to neutralize

Toma can neutralize any kind of energy, no? That's my only explanation for he being able to withstand railgun's attacks.
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>>47766470
Nope. Just magical and psychic. Anything outside of that he's SOL though it heals remarkably fast and his arm is exempt from damage not directly aimed at it. He even loses the arm entirely once and just has it sewn back on and a day of bed rest later he's punching edgemeister McBraindead in the face repeatedly with it.
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>>47766540
I saw the anime. It doesn't really explain his power. I'm not sure if the LN does it.

>sewn back on and a day of bed rest later

Frog is the best doctor on academic city. Still accel has to walk using a cane...
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>>47747134
THE RULES WERE MADE A LONG TIME AGO
AND THEY DO NOT CHANGE
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>>47766450
> Fedora
> draws katana
And yet he manages to be great. It's kind of amazing.
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>>47766580
excel also has to borrow several hundred other entities brain power just to maintain 40% functionality. He literally goes braindead if that battery runs out and does so entirely once but then he supplements that with pure murderous rage and retard strength.
Frog even states when he asks about it and just says no matter what they did had no effect so he just up and sewed it back on. Even said he was surprised it took. Mind you his injured ribs simultaneously took a few days to heal.
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>>47766595
Fedora and Katanas are stylish af.

A 300lbs, neckbeard using both isn't. Hell, a 300lbs neckbeard wearing anything isn't stylish.
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>>47766620
So fast healing is part of Toma's power? Sorry, anon. I watched the anime a long time ago.

>tfw it aired 5 years ago
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>>47766625
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>>47766644
Generally he heals a bit faster than most but thats never really gotten into. His arm is a different matter and heals from total traumatic amputation in a day whereas injuries such as fucked ribs took several days under the same doctors care.
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>>47766675
I don't even know how this can be explained. If his mere presence can interfere with magic and esper powers, what's that healing factor?
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>>47766644
And now i feel old. Thanks, anon. Gotta go drink myself to sleep now...
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>>47766699
Well the arms "special" and his other thing might be "genetic". He IS in a town full of genetic monsters who can whin reality into playing by their own rules.
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>>47766742
Imagine breaker isn't genetic, though. It's more of an old curse/blessing.
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>>47766764
It technically fits under the esper category which is genetic. Like i said its "special".
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>>47766796
But Imagine breaker has some kind of consciousnesses. It's on another level than just "special".
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>>47766796
Wasn't kidding earlier though. I do have to sleep. I may be remembering shit a but off as it was quite some time ago but I distinctly remember its esper based and classed as such and even the city scientists gained some minor understand of how it worked. Some sort of dispersion field that rins the risk of being released everytime he loses the arm which apparently freaks fiamma the right our a bit.
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>>47766815
Like i said. Its not pure esper its some "special" bullshit. Its either a unique class or some bullshit his esper ability keeps in check.
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>>47766848
> The Smuggernaut.
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>>47766848
Nah, that would be just your classic rule lawyer, most of them are passable if handled properly.
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>>47745745
He'd be more of a That Guy in the original series than Zeta or CCA, given all the teamkilling he does.
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>>47753936
I'm assuming original series, because abridged kirito is /v/ incarnate
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>>47768941
Well original he does minmax, powerlevel, use metaknowledge, and general cheats the system more/better than anyone including the admin/dm. He also has a literal cheat machine in his pocket figuratively and otherwise.
Beyond that he flaunts that shit whenever he gets a chance just to be the cool guy.
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>>47762472
Half the Nasuverse would be those guys.
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>>47745791
Best girl.
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