You are the last character you played. This min maxed pitbull

>my last character didn't skip leg day
Sorry dawg

Cybered Ork Street Sam.

I'm fine.

He's a mean private investigator, he shoots your dog

A drow vitalist woman who acts manly [in a drow cultural manner]
I'm fucked

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min maxed pitbull sends putin bear to block your escape.

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Roll to seduce.

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>>47738529
The real question is:

What is it flying?

>>47738529
I'm a cyborg hobgoblin who's built like a gorilla and slaps the shit out of things. He doesn't stand a chance.

>>47738529
Considering my character probably made him the way he is, it's probably justified.
My character still isn't in any danger, though. He's withstood a mountain-sized dragon using him as a handball.
Nemesis Creation Wizard, yo.

>4' 6" elven decker

Completely and utterly fucked

#Notallpitts

>>47741361
Not all Pitts are minmaxed?

>>47738529
Well, the last character I played was a level one tech priest.

So, TPK?

> A lowly red technician.

Probably a pretty good chance, if i don't accidentally throw my standard issue GL4-1M laser deterrent device across the room again.

>>47738609
I talk to Putin bear, tell him pit bull is Chechnya Terrorist.
We kill him, drink vodka, have goof time.

Last two campaigns was the GM. Can I be one of my bbegs?

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>>47738529
>Last Character
>Made weeaboo as fuck Kitsune Ninja disguise master.

Vanishing trick, Step in, multiple sap sneak attacks. As the pitbull snoozes off all the nonlethal damage, disguise myself as the pitbull and walk past the bear.

Pickpocket them both for good measure.

>my last character was myself in the End of the World RPG
I'm fucked.

>>47738529
I would pay any amount of money for a bipedal awakened dog bro.

>>47738560
ATF GTFO

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>Tremere Apprentice

He uses his newfangled powers of Animalism to attempt diplomacy.

Last game I was in was Exalted.

I'm playing a Dawn Caste.

>>47738529

>Two Legs
Two Legs!

>>47738529
Last character I played was a 7th level wizard. How is a fucking pitbull a challenge for any character?

>>47738529
>Can't remember the last character Iv played
Fucking forever GM man.
I think...it was a fat highschool kid though.
So Im fucked.

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Pic related is the last character I played.
Step the fuck up, bitch.

>>47738529
I last played a young half-giant attending the Hogwarts school of wizardry. He's a Charms prodigy, but he's only in second year.

He'd beat the Pitbull with his friends and hard work, yeah!

Buuuuut, I think I'd bet on the Wizard who made the Pitbull and not my character, though. Ye Gods, what did you feed it?

>>47738529
>>47749721
Same background!

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>>47738529
My last character could melt rock into lava in seconds and turn her own flesh into iron. She's also undead and just gets back up an indeterminate amount of time later after she dies, so I'd probably be fine. Swapping genders would kind of suck, though (granted, probably not as much as becoming undead).

It's a Dark Souls game.

>>47749747
The pitbull's been photoshopped into the other dog's body. Legs are the same.

>Barbarian with 18 Strength, 16 Constitution, and 14 Charisma
I will use my fabulous muscles to triumph over all

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>>47738529
The last character I played managed to pet a clearly wild wolf. I'll be damned if I ain't scratching pupper's ears