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UPDATE - two new options.
And here we go again.
(1/13)
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>>47710843
This time, the theme is "they need you."
(2/13)
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>>47710843
>here we go again
Please dont
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>>47710843
You need a dropbox
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>>47710863
I want to EAT Lillian!
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>>47710843
Are you sure you counted right, there were 13 pages when you added Chere and Yin.
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>>47710877
>(3/13)
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>>47710863
Both of these look deliciously rapeable. Good job, Beri..
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>>47710863
(3/13) - Fei La & Mishe.

I'm halfway done with the next page, too.

>>47710864
I guess I can just quit...

>>47710875
I have a google drive. I just haven't uploaded all these because of potential changes.

>>47710889
I'm not going to post the mini-page before Miya.
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>>47710904
(4/13) - Twile & Harmony

>>47710887
Tiny people are friends, not food.

>>47710903
Well, plant vines can be pretty strong, though... Lillan is helpless, however. Thanks.
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>>47710904
It should be possible to show your changes in a single post.
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>>47710927
I'm hype for yours senpai :D
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>>47710863
Could Bloom use her vines to anally pleasure a man? I'm asking for a friend.
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>>47710927
Uhhh...
What exactly does that image have to do with that question?
I'm aching for a Traveller update. As I always am.
Praise be to based High Lander!
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>>47710938
(5/13) - Omne & Pan

>>47710927
I'm working on this. #20 is in the works.

>>47710951
There aren't any changes. Only page 2, the Library page, and the new page itself are any different. I'm just posting it all for completion's sake.
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>>47710966
>>tfw it's really for a friend
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>>47710983
(6/13) - Alice & Andrea

>>47710966
They're prehensile vine tentacles. Make of that what you will.
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>>47711012
(7/13) - Kaila & Jeanne
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>>47710966
Don't lie to us Anon.
You don't have friends.
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>>47711031
(8/13) - Kataline & Floof
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Does anyone have that one CYOA where you pick a loli to adopt and it ended with a "you didn't choose? Then have three cute foxgirl lolis!"
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>>47711047
(9/13) - Saki & Oki
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>tfw the new season of Archer only has 10 episodes
>tfw there won't be a new episode today
I'm sorry for screaming, anon. I didn't know.
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>>47711064
(10/13) - Chere & Yin
Almost...
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>>47711073
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>>47711085
I'd like to burn this page in a fire. No offense.
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>>47711064

Do you have the full sized strength image for Oki and can you post it please?

>>47711073

It's okay anon
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Does anyone have the most recent version of Battlemage CYOA or maybe the version where each school has 20 spells?
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>>47711085
(11/13) - Lillan & Bloom
NEW PAGE

>>47711093
...

>>47711095
Yeah, I'll do it once I get all of this done.
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>>47711105
You mean that cyoa where each generation of battlemages becomes inherently weaker and we are one of the third generation? Never post it.
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>>47711085
I find myself inexplicably attracted to Yin. I think I may have a problem.
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>>47711118
Lillians photo is missing...
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>>47711118
(12/13) - Library

>>47711118
Wait, one of my layers was invisible. That, or Lillan
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>>47710863
I really like these, but having a dropbox with all the new files would be nice.
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>>47711118
Is the heart empty because she's so small, or...?
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>>47711095
thank you, anon.
I really didn't know.
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>>47711105
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>>47711118
Yeah I still want to eat Lillian. Maybe swallow her whole with a Grape Potion.
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>>47711160
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I'm getting started on that semi-short / however long I can make it in three hours Succubus cyoa.
We'll see how far I can get. Expect no balance and not enough pictures, because both take a dickload of time.
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>>47711136

Don't dwell on it anon
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>>47710843
holy shit u just don't stop. I love you man

Time to pick Miya again
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>>47711130
(13/13) - Miya

I'll post fixed Lillan next.
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>>47711176
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>>47711188
>Gentle Monsterlove
THERE IS A GOD
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>>47711118
Okay, Lillan is visible now. No other notable changes. I still can't get the image for Artistry to render properly, though. There's just a floating icing tube on my screen.
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>>47711186
Good luck and godspeed, anon.
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It's time for everyone's favorite taboo CYOA!

*simulated cheering noises*
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>>47711118
Lilian is adorable and cute, but her treatments are not very useful unless you want to become a superhero.

4/5

Bloom is a needy bitch that needs to be torched or at least covered in stinky insects until she rots. Her injections are good though.

2/5
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People seemed to like this well enough to make builds (and to have it as the opener of the last thread), so here it is again.

Page 1/2.
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>>47711160
>you're only a Third battlemage

TRASH. ABSOLUTE TRASH.
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>>47711272
And page 2/2.
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>>47711227
Thank you. I hope the intro makes sense, and I can get far!
I'm only 1,25 dl whiskey and soon-to-be 0,5 dl vodka drunk, so basically nothing.
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>>47711255
Until I can be a dominant shota who bullies and assrapes his nerdy sissy older brother, this cyoa is shit. SHIIIIITTTT.
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>>47711272
I did like it, and I'm going to rip off some powers, but it's not the kind of thing you make multiple builds for.
Also I had like, 10 leftover points after having to pick Change Age.
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>>47711132
Hmm. Maybe I'll go ahead and put the non-intro/library pages on my drive.

>>47711190
Glad you like it!

>>47711125
There's nothing wrong with that. Yin is the sweet half, unless you mean you're really into both, in which case you just like yandere. That's not a problem... probably.

>>47711095
Here's Oki.
If there's any other images anyone wants, just ask.

>>47711265
I'm happy you like Lillan, but Bloom isn't all that bad. Her personality is just like that as a mechanism to help her ignore her highly dependent reality. If you teased her enough, keeping her bottle of plant-food just out of reach, she'd be putty in your hands, acting as submissively as you demand of her.
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>>47711317

The image I wanted was from Oki STRENGTH upgrade anon please
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>>47711334
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm a bit too tired to read straight. Let me try that again.
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>>47711361

Thank so much you are a hero anon
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>>47711314
>I did like it, and I'm going to rip off some powers
Sounds neat, can't wait to see how you use 'em in your CYOA.
>but it's not the kind of thing you make multiple builds for.
Posted it in case of some people having missed it in the last two threads. Any further appearance will most likely be someone else reposting it, or by request.
>Also I had like, 10 leftover points after having to pick Change Age.
As I said before, am greedy bastard.
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>>47711221
I thought the "joke" with lilian's portrait was she was so tiny we couldn't see her.

Anyway, these two aren't bad. Lilian is pretty interesting all around but obviously pretty limited. Pollen is my fetish, but sadly there's no "be the girl" option with Bloom which is a much more important fetish.
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>>47711433
Yeah, until my auto-post kicked in & cut me off, I started making that joke in the post where I noticed it.
I don't want to include "be the girl" in too many of them, especially since it is going to be an option in both on the next page in some way or another.
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>>47710788
15

Random Encounter
West European(11)
Average(9)
21-25(6)
5'4(6)
A-Cup(8)
Average butt(7)
Beautiful(2)
Clumsy(4)
Freckles(3)
Apostematism(4)
Short hair
Asthma(5)
Bad Vision(7)
Bad Hearing(9)
Allergies(10)
Insomnia(11)
Wavy hair(15)


Addictions:
Internet(12)

Personality
Airhead(14)
Emotionally dependent(17)
Dominatrix(19)
Nosy(21)
Shy(23)

Easy to please(19)
Barren(22)
Sword Swallower(17)

Student
Gifted(12)
Abused(17)
Single parent(19)

Troilism(16)

Hobbies:
Video games(12)
Volunteering(10)
/Tg/(7)
Gardening(5)

Misc.

Cute laugh(4)
Tattoos (3)
Piercings(2)
Exhibitionism(3)
Mature personality

Yeah. That's about all. I would have gone for pedophillia + hebe for more edginess but I'm not sure if the attraction is purely exclusive to those two groups.
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>>47711433
Miya literally has a dress that turns you into a girl though, so if you befriend her you could probably munchkin your way into borrowing it. She really needs friends anyway.
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>>47711221
Yay I get to have tentacles.
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>>47711490
I get it. I just can't pick an option for a fetish when another option comes with an even better fetish.

That doesn't mean that it's a requirement before I pick that option at all. Andrea is one of my top choices mainly because I like the character
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>>47711576
>Yay I get to have tentacles
I'm gonna have a nice surprise for you in a couple hours.
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>>47711604
That's reasonable.
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>>47711221
Beri will you be my waifu instead?
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>>47711317
>f there's any other images anyone wants, just ask.
Twile please.
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>>47711638
Sure, happily.
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>>47711659
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>>47711255
That's a lot of pedophillia and child molestation!
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I know that bitchy Hime is in this thread being a upstand duke would be enough on social ladder to be her husband or you also need to hate lowborn
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Oh gods, the Hero Academy Blackmail CYOA isn't even done and I get withdrawal already
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>>47711390
>As I said before, am greedy bastard.

Bless your greedy soul.
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>>47711790
>CYOA, Pitcairn Islands Edition
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>>47710788
>Meeting: Random [15]
>Race: Middle-Eastern [16]
>Body Type: Muscular [12]
>Age: 26 [12]
>Height: 182cm [10]
>Breast Size: A Cup [12]
>Ass Size: Large Average [10]
>Attractiveness: Hollywood Material [3]
>Feature: Trap [8]
>Feature: Thick Accent [9]
>Hair: Short [9]
>Health: Bad vision [11]
>Personality: Equal [8]
>Sexual: Nymphomaniac [5]
>Occupation: Fortune 500 [-15]
>Intelligence: Clever [-18]
>History: Abused [-13]
>History: Orphan [-10]
>Fetish: Urolagnia [-8]
>Fetish: Asphyxiophilia [-7]
>Fetish: Acrotomophilia [-4]
>Slut level: High [0]

Seems my broken waifu is a actually an incredibly rich, goodlooking and muscular Arabian husbando. I'll learn to live with it...
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>>47711894
I had to google that. Always surprised what you can learn here if youre willing to look out
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>>47711085

I'm a strong proponent of nuclear energy and the demonization of it in chere's page is triggering me. I know it's just a waifu cyoa but man...

>>47711118

Lillian is cute, but I already took the mystery box so it seems rude to change my choice now. Maybe since Miya's taking care of her already, she can tag along until when/if someone gets found for her?
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>>47712017
There's a huge difference, though, between nuclear energy & nuclear-girl energy. She just has trouble accepting any of it because of her own experiences.

Nah, it's fine to change to options that weren't even presented before.
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>>47711196
Whats the reasoning behind making her so perfect?
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>>47710843
>Your breakfast is good too, though

Immersion RUINED
You've ruined this whole cyoa for me. Forever.
REEEEEEE
Man, you've got a lot of images of Miya. Where is she from? Is it uh a lewd series by any chance, I'm just curious.

Also, man, Yin's life fucking sucks. How reasonable is it to Library her, take Death Sight/Consequence Shy/Armor, and go do Yan's vigilante stuff with less killing and torture? As messed up as she is, it sounds like a lot of innocent people would die without Yan doing her thing.
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>>47711282
>>47711124
It's more that each generation of battlemages had lighter credentials rather than it determining your power level. Just because you're a Third gen, it doesn't mean you're shit. First gens were all legends because you had to be a legend to become one.

When I'm done with the initial BM CYOA, I'm gong to begin my framework of CYOAs that relate to it which aren't necessary to go through, and can be independent. To put it in perspective, I plan on making multiple, independent CYOAs that can act as pre-quels to Battlemage, but you might only be allowed to use one.

In concept, at least.
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>>47712098
>perfect

You can't even put your churro into her unless you pick the fucking churro option.
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>>47710843
>13 parts
Man i must have been gone longer than i thought to have missed this geez
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>>47712108
That still implies any chump (yeah, gross exaggeration) can become a Battlemage, and you have to munchkin yourself into being toptier. You should probably ignore me though, I'm a bit of a special snowflake.
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>>47712098
She'll something of an alcoholic & is pretty much a normal human. Sure, she can get one of those changes, but that doesn't mean she'll have a bunch of cool powers.

>>47712124
I think anon was talking about Miya.

>>47712099
Her name is Miyaura Sanshio if you want to look up more. She's an artist's original character. She isn't from anything.

>>47712126
What do you think of it?
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>>47711221
I'm not going to say the best, but I think Lillan is the cutest waifu I have ever seen.

(For me it was particulary cute to read her page because my name starts with an "E" and other than "L" the chocolate with letter in the image is an "E")
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>>47712099
Not Beri, but she's not from a series. She's Beifeng Han's OC. Name is Miyaura Sanshio
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>>47712177
I'm glad to hear that!
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>>47712170
How long do I have to pretend I'm that stinky alcoholic's friend before she lets me borrow outfits, like friends do? I do actually want to befriend her though. She seems lonely.
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>>47712141
If you're the sort of person who vies to be the most powerful person in the setting, then my serious CYOAs aren't for you.
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>>47712239
Not the most powerful, but I have a strict no mook policy. BM was borderline mook, since I became just one of many Third BMs. A rare elite Mook maybe.
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>>47712222
That depends how quickly you become her friend / she comes to like you. But, you can shorten the time with nice quads.
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>tfw waifu CYOA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
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>>47710788
Minus
>Middle Eastern 16
>142cm 20
>B Cup 21
>Tattoos 22
>Bad Vision 24
>Barren 27
>Abused 32
>Single Mother 36
>Ghost Dad 38
>Passed 48
>Minor Sluttiness 50
Plus
>Coffee Shop 49
>Trim 44
>21-25 41
>Aphrodite is Jealous 31
>Average 30
>Piercings 29
>Beautiful Hair 24
>Average Hair 23
>Wavy Hair 22
>Equal 19
>Mature 16
>Retail 13
>Gifted 8
>Art 6
>Video Game 3
>Films 0

A young love, so beautiful and tender. I'm good with people, so let's hope I can help her get through having it be ripped away from her.

I can't be alone in wondering why Middle Eastern could possibly be a bad thing. Also, whenever I see MENSA at the top of the Intelligence scale, I laugh/die a little on the inside.
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>>47712170
>>47712178

Thanks. Kind of surprised it wasn't porn considering how lewd she is.
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>>47711052
Bump for this, please
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>>47712239
Its funny, my old build was literally a super special snowflake character, she was no!Elsa and all I did in the BM general threads was repost songs and rhymes.
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>>47712239
I personally like not being The Only Person In The World That Matters.
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>>47712271
...the fuck am I watching?
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If your cyoa exceeds 20 pages what should you do with it?
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>>47711265
>her treatments are not very useful unless you want to become a superhero
so they are very useful?
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>>47712392
Link it offsite, probably.

>>47712395
To be fair, your part of the deal consists of helping out somebody with a supernatural condition and helping them with society, even moreso if you take the job offer. You probably won't be the only person running around with superpowers in the long run.
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>>47712392
Post it as an imageless pdf, or post elsewhere and link to it. Imgur and mega both work.
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>>47712271
Weird ass pale motherfuckers in music videos are quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever encountered.
Case and point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_X13P7V2x0
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>>47712395
>he thinks some shitty treatments will make you a superhero when actual supernatural threats are handled by the bureau
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>>47712392
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>>47712392
Do the Traveller thing of offering a wide variety of options for use.

>>47712434
Penn Jillette go home.
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>>47712392
Try to cut down on unnecessary fluff or options. There are very few (as in 1 in 10000) cases where a CYOA needs to be that long. That or lengthen the pages themselves, it could just be a formatting problem.
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>>47712261
I elected to use this lore aspect purely to reflect that you are not a special snowflake.

Personally, I find that being an integral part of a system more interesting. Of its many aspects, I believe it promotes more creativity and appreciation because of its relativity as opposed to being special. Being interesting isn't always about being different than others.
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>>47711118
Neither of these girls are doing it for me either.

Oki is still best girl.
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>>47710843
good job beri. Don't know why you got salt right off the bat but enjoying the new options, glad you have found a CYOA that made you this happy.
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>>47712278
>I can't be alone in wondering why Middle Eastern could possibly be a bad thing.

Because you're on 4ch, a website populated mostly by 18 to early-twenty-something white guys that think only a woman that fits within a ridiculously strict definition of 'European' can be beautiful. That or a ridiculously idealized form of East Asians based only on models, actresses and singers that have undergone thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery and fitness training.
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>>47712505
As long as you have one you like, that's good.

>>47712573
Thanks. Glad you like the new choices. I like how I can effectively make a bunch of tiny CYOAs while contributing to one overarching CYOA.
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>>47712612
The oven's set to 616 degrees. Please get in.
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>>47712612
Middle eastern girls are beautiful. Hell, there are pretty girls everywhere. Thank you for being cool.

On the note of diversity, anyone got a female perspective lewd CYOA? That or a gay one?
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>>47712662
Could you give us a sneak peak of the next two options?
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>>47712612
The whole thing has an odor of seediness and the author having some sort of weird chip on his shoulder. Not that "Broken Waifu CYOA" was ever going to be particularly wholesome but I thought whoever made it was pushing way too hard.

Either that, or it's a critique of adventures that go into needless detail adding point costs and drawbacks to an absurd degree.
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>>47712708
Do you really want a sneak peak when I'm 95% done? If I finish by 150 posts, I'll put it in this thread.
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>>47712704
There's Waifu Blue which has lots of delicious husbandos from a female perspective. Too bad I'm not kind enough to post it, anon. I'll guess you'll never see it!
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>>47712755
Well thanks for the info. I'll look it up.
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>>47712751
God i wish there was a word or phrase better than piqued interest that described my interest boner at the moment.

also, lilian, awesome, having all the powers so potent and being an insanely strong ninja, even better. How the fuck am i going to make money with it though? thats the real question.
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>>47711085
>tfw you don't want any of Chere's gifts but would like to protect that smile
deliver me from this evil, o writer, why are you playing upon my moralfaggotry?
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>>47712820
It's 5 pages & looks like this.

>>47712852
Glad you like her. I just finished the page. I'm gonna proofread it & then post it.
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>>47712820
It was post 2-3 threads ago.
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>>47712704
>gay one?
Isn't that what you wanted all along?
Well, I'm X through the power section of the Short Succubus CYOA, which will include trap roomates
>inb4 include real men with ten inch dicks that'll suck me like the cumwhore I am, and make me beg for more!
no
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>>47712852
>God i wish there was a word or phrase better than piqued interest that described my interest boner at the moment.
Pic related?
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>>47712945
>suck
I meant dick
Sorry.
I'll probably stop writing powers, but I gave you ten points and I think there's only like, powers worth 15 points now.
I specifically mentioned it wouldn't be balanced! And if I want to add roommates/classmates, I'll have to start soon.
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>>47712852
"piqued boner"
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>>47712089
>Nah, it's fine to change to options that weren't even presented before.

It still seems to go against the spirit of mystery boxes, but if you want a build that bad, okay.

>Orb
>Welfare
>Tech Work(Although I don't see her being particularly good at it)
>Acrobatics so she can navigate
>Vita Churro(Despite your implications, I'm pretty sure lewd still wouldn't work at the average penis is bigger than her)
>Taking her offer just seems cruel, so no

I shall buy pic related for her and use a smartphone screen for a display and she can come waste her life in the cyoa general like the rest of us.

Also, given how good you are with it, have you considered a fairygirl cyoa beri? I know there's tons of relevant art on the boorus(So much that I considered making one but was too lazy).
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>>47711031
hypothetical question, but what would happen if kaila shoot love bolts in yin?
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>>47712897
This CYOA appeals directly to my fetishes. Turbosluttery is all well and good, but this looks very promising.
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>>47712945
Can I at least dominate real men with ten inch dicks and make them my submissive slaves like the cumwhores they are?
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>>47712955
pic perfect.

>>47712986
good second.

now to actually contribute.
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>>47712703
A thousand times Becky.
I need that sexy SoB cosplay
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>>47712893
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
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>>47713020
>actually contribute
Don't flatter yourself.
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>>47712897
bloom

"I can't get actually go to the store"
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>>47711302
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>>47712612
its particularly stupid in a cyoa that also has a separate beauty choice you need to make.
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>>47713000
>Although I don't see her being particularly good at it
But you'll get to her her hop around on a keyboard and slide the mouse around with her entire body. Isn't that cute?
>Despite your implications
Nah, it's potent enough that she could even survive being crushed by having her body flatten until the weight was removed.
>have you considered a fairgirl cyoa
Yes, actually. It's in my list of things I might do eventually.

>>47713001
Yin isn't evil at all, so not much. If she's in Yan mode, it might subdue some of her more sadistic tendencies, but her kill orders are technically chaotic good, so they'd still be there.

>>47713014
Glad you like it.

>>47713049
Oh, thanks for pointing that out.
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>>47713080
>>47712704

The only reason I even chose 'Western European' is because that's where I live. Thus if ever I were to randomly encounter my hypothetical waifu, it would most likely be there.
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>>47711282
>>47712141
>>47712261
Wouldnt any new graduate be a third, regardless of ability? You would need to prove yourself on the battlefield and earn a reputation to recognized as an elite battkemage

Take a look at the description for sunfire for example. Do you really expect me to believe that this is a standard Mook ability that every cut-rate graduate can do that?

>>47712392
>20 pages
Guaranteed to either be about getting a waifu or becoming a girl
>>47712612
Becuase most have a serious case of butterface
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I need your opinion, Anon.

As you may or may not know, I am currently working on a CYOA where you are a ruler of a principality. One of the things I was going to put in it, was a huge map, where you could pick provinces which will make up principality. Each province will have different things about it, like resources, terrain, population, religion and culture of its inhabitants and so on.

Now, I finally finished making the map. I tried putting down all province information right on it, but it didn't look very well. So I will have to write it down in a separate section somewhere after the map.

The question is, Anon, can you sort out the provinces and read the map correctly if I did it this way? I really hope I didn't screw myself over with this one.
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>>47713063
Don't bully me, anon. I can't explain it but it's my number one fetish. I want to have a geeky sissy older brother, and humiliate him. I want to compare my shota dick to his and bully him because he's smaller. I want to start calling him "little bro" and make him do my homework or else I'll tell people how tiny he is. I want to make him suck my cock because he might as well make himself useful to me. I want to sabotage every relation he'll ever have, stealing away his girlfriends as his jocky younger brother, until he only has me left. I want to make him my cumwhore until I leave for college but never forget how much of a useless piece of shit, tiny dicked faggot he is.

Too bad there will probably never be a cyoa like that, and I'm too retarded to make it myself.
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>>47713148
i mean, the map looks pretty clear to me.
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>>47713148
I don't see how this would be a problem for anyone to read
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>>47713170

Yes, but when you have to constantly check everything over every 5 minutes and switch between the list of province statuses and the map itself, it could be very tiring and may turn people away.
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>>47713086
>Nah, it's potent enough that she could even survive being crushed by having her body flatten until the weight was removed.

That kind of makes it the best option by default then, at least if you care about the poor girl. Means that she won't be seriously injured if a cup or something falls over onto her. Or even worse, she gets accidentally sat on.
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>>47713142
>Guaranteed to either be about getting a waifu or becoming a girl
>If a cyoa is 20 pages or more its about waifu or becoming a girl.
You're a kill joy. No my cyoa isn't about those, but you have the option to become female, and female characters are waifus if you want them to be.

The cyoa is mainly about building your character with variety.
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>>47713148
Yes, it's fine. It's also making me sort the provinces from good to terrible based on geographical location already.

Lekotka is obviously best.
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Could someone post the "Viking Rape" CYOA that was posted several threads ago? Need it for actual research purposes.
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>>47713148
Is that Russia?
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>>47713142
>20 pages about becoming a girl
You have my undivided attention.
>>47713149
>Too bad there will probably never be a cyoa like that, and I'm too retarded to make it myself.
Well.. you could always, you know... not bring it up all the time?
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>>47713198
yeah, t hats my worry too. you could add the small province next to it, have the map at the top and then also have the map at the bottom or just at the bottom?

or hell, pdf's don't get enough attention in the first place, take it to the google doc thing and make it interactive.
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>>47713199
Well, a falling cup might shatter. She wouldn't be immune to giant sharp things. As far as safety goes, she'd rather just have the snow globe & for you to keep it with you a lot.
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>>47713199
>accidentally sat on
>accidentally

No need to pretend, anon. You're amongst friends here.
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>>47711052
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>>47713223

...I just took the map of Russia, rearranged parts of it and tilted it to the side. The old fashioned way of making maps.

>>47713262

>you could add the small province next to it, have the map at the top and then also have the map at the bottom or just at the bottom?

I like this idea. I'll try to tinker with it and see what comes out of this.

>pdf's don't get enough attention in the first place

Oh, I wasn't going to make it in pdf. I don't even know how to make pdfs.
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>>47710843
UPDATE - I finished that page. We're lewd and squirmy, now.
(2/13)
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>>47713374
(11/13) - Lillan & Bloom
There was a typo in this one.
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>>47713374
Great, another potential drone. Let's see if it's better than the Andrea model.
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>>47713393
(12/well, 14, now) - #056 (Bunny) & Medi
NEW PAGE
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>>47713427
(13/14) - Library
#056 is sort of the inverse Fei La. Whereas Fei La's an inexperienced succubus that wants to be more lewd, #056 is a sex-blob that can be taught of the value of everything else in life... assuming you pick the Library.
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>>47713418
Sorry, but this one's not very useful outside of her area of expertise.
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>>47713483
Nonsense, she seems easy to pimp out as a high-value escort.
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>>47713538
Wait, what did you think #056's area of expertise was if not sexual things?
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>>47713427
>>47713468
Could I turn #056 into my husbando and give him a soul without him getting a "female" personality?
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>>47711188
Lissie
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>>47711188
>Ane
So I can be a cute human boy and prey on on those silly monsterboys.
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>>47713578
Yes, you can.
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>>47712170
She likes to party, I dig that. Hard.
Also becoming a monstergirl without any poeers means without any supernatural complications.
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>>47711118
Hmmm vita churro doesn't sound as good as...wait a minute O_O !!! OP you are really going after my worst tendencies (good job).
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>>47713427
so medi, her focus says mother but she suggests a daycare, did she propose children there or?

>sex change
>drilling holes and pulling things out of holes
well, hope thats, you know, not painful. and, realistic.

medi
nurse
sex change and failsafe
holy water rock
library

I'd choose mother and tentacles but alas, it is more important that she lives her dream.
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>>47713393
how big....Or rather, how small is Lillan ?
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>>47710843
>Library
The other two options can be achieved through hard work. Access to ARCANE LORE is priceless.

>Employment
Are you kidding me? I get to be immortal AND a professional problem solver having adventures? Conversing with and trying to help various cool supernatural creatures sounds awesome.

>Chere
I'll be honest: I'm one of *those* perverts so I'd really like to pick Jeanne. Hell, I'd let her change me free of charge. Chere needs me more than I need to be a qt though. She's really lonely and guilty due to making a mistake as a child. I just want to hug her and tell her it'll be alright.

>Space Heater
She doesn't seem to want to do the other jobs or like them. Honestly as far as I'm concerned she doesn't have to do anything but if I have to pick something to keep her busy..

>Reverb
I'm not big on the whole being radioactive thing and this will let me spend more time with Chere. Who knows? Might be useful one day.

>Spectrum Lenses
X-ray vision is cool, I guess. Might help on the job.

>Seal Chere via library bands
Great. Now she doesn't have to hide away anymore. Makes me sliiiightly redundant, but I guess she could still use a friend.

Onwards, to supernatural diplomat adventures!
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>>47713677
Wasn't it written somewhere that she's like 7cm?
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>>47713636
Well, most "complications" come from form, anyhow, like the Fishy option.

>>47713637
thanks!

>>47713640
She's making clear that she'd like to have children, but she'd rather not have a shotgun wedding.
Nah, it's not painful at all. It's just soft tentacles doing whatever it is that tentacles do.
Technically, Mother is equally her dream. She could bandage her child's tentacle when it first scrapes one on sharp terrain. It's about as much exposure to nursing as she can get from tending to you alone. For her operations, whichever you choose, she just wants to do whichever would make you happiest, as that's her goal: to make you more comfortable in your body. There's no reason that tentacles can't fall under that.

>>47713677
What >>47713707 said, it's 7cm. It is mentioned on her intro card on page 2.

>>47713691
That's a noble sacrifice, exchanging a chance for your own idealized form to be there for Chere. You're a good person.
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>>47713272

I wasn't even really thinking about glass cups falling from great heights, it's more that she can't weight more than a few pounds given her height, and her skeleton would only be 40% of that even, so even something simple like an acrylic mug slamming into her would be enough to do some serious damage.

I mean, if she wants the snowball, she can have it, but if I were less than 3 inches tall I'd be absolutely terrified of everything that could squish me(unless I could unsquish myself).
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>>47713427
I'm a bit confused with the 'Flat' option for Bunny. If you can make her a child with any other option and 'Factory Default' makes her immune to blunt force trauma and 'Normal' makes her emit an aura of Normality, what does Flat get you?
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>>47713826
loli child option.
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>>47713826
Smaller than normal assets, plus mastery of sex.
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>>47713847
>Loli option is the queen semen demon option

How... deviant
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>>47713826
Well, making her a child with other options will leave certain parts of her... developed still. Flat is required for her to actually look more like a child. She won't age, so only pick a child if you're fine with her staying that way or got the bonus at the bottom. Flat gives her tremendously boosted sexual skill.

>>47713853
I think the rules state if it isn't SFW, don't even worry about spoilers because you shouldn't be posting it anyway. If it is SFW, then there's no reason you'd have to spoiler it anyway.
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>>47713374
If I take Yan's deal, how far away is too far? Will I be able to go to take Employment without daily headaches, or will it be "take your waifu to work" day every day?
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>>47713149
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>>47711221
I don't know what I want more, to help Cher or to help Lillan and test how much she can stretch. Oh cruel author, why you put such hard choice before me
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>>47713921
>>47713933
>>47713944
I told you to block out the fucking nipples and genitals, dummy. This will get deleted and you'll get banned.

If you really don't want to do that then post it somewhere else and post a link to it here.
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>>47713907
Don't worry about too much about the distance for most things, but yes, for Employment, it will be "take you waifu to work day..." Not that she'll mind.

>>47713912
Huh, I thought they didn't want people doing that. Is this just some outdated post, then? >>20240062 I mean, I wouldn't try it either way, just to be safe. I just don't want to inform people incorrectly in the future if what you say is the truth.

>>47713948
If you're having a hard time deciding, then that means I did well.
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>>47713887
Bunny kind of makes me feel bad, because she has an amazing bonus, but I don't think I could handle somebody who's about sex all the time.
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>>47713912
>Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed on the work safe boards.
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>>47713979
>Huh, I thought they didn't want people doing that.
What I meant was actually spoilering the offending elements out of the image, so they couldn't be seen, not just using the spoiler tag on 4chan. I assumed the guy was a creator, not someone reposting an old CYOA.
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>>47713924
>The Madam

>Increased penis size [2]
12 inch penis is more than enough.
>Muscular [4]
I hate being weak.
>Pretty Eyes [8]
Super useful.
>Magic Touch [10]
To bring ultimate pleasure.
>Golden Voice [12]
For persuasion purposes.
>Mind Break [20]
To wreck the Madam.

I'm going to mindbreak the Madam into either being my submissive drone, or genuinely believing I'm her son, hence making her treat me as such instead of raping me. Either way I'll have access to her vast fortune.
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>>47713887
>>47713836

Is there a way to just make her flat-chested/small without the whole child part?
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>>47713988

She's got a library option too if you really want your loli rabbitgirl.
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>>47714029
I didn't get banned for the scat trap cyoa but it was deleted for some reason even though it was completely SFW.
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>>47713957
>>47713968
>>47714024
Since the poster was a dummy and the CYOA is already in the booru, I posted a link: >>47713932

>>47714045
The three options all relate to the size of her assets, which means taking "flat" won't force her to be a child.
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>>47714056
WTH is the scat trap cyoa?
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>>47713988
Her Library option can help with that. She'll still be ready as much as you are, but she'll develop other interests and do other things. It shouldn't be hard just to get her to like the things you like.

>>47714045
Yeah, Flat doesn't entail childlike. It just means flat, which happens to be the most typical choice if you also do want childlike. She can still be perfectly adult & just not all that developed with Flat.
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>>47714083

Sounds like some gay shit to me
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>>47714060
Why'd your link get deleted?
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>>47714099
That's pretty absurd. Are we deleting links to nsfw sites on blue boards now?
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>>47714099
Just abort the thread, its friday when all the /d/eviants and their cyoa authors are out and about with OC.
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>>47711196

Jesus christ make this shit into a pdf or something, I dont want to open up 13 pages
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>>47714099
Dunno.

http://grognard.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=parent:26880
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>>47714094
I'm trying to imagine which is the most reliable option in a sort of superhero setting, and shapeshifting has always been one of the best powers. It's also useful everywhere else, though.

For that, Yan is also good, and she's a reliable teammate, and her drawback is pretty free, but you don't get as much power. I guess you could go magical Punisher on niggas and take their shit.
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>>47714128

You're only supposed to open up the first two to pick your waifu, then go to her page.

Are you trying to take more than one waifu, anonymous?
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>>47713374
I kind of want to take Medi because not only does she have a really good personality, but she easily has the biggest tits of any of the girls.
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>>47713924
tfw you are now northernlion
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>>47714128
That doesn't really work for large CYOAs. It helps with text-heavy ones, but making a PDF can't do much for filesize. Even if I compressed it so much that it looked absolutely horrible, the PDF would still be way too big to post.

>>47714136
I'd say anything that guarantees unkillable like Yan's armor or Mishe's indestructible benefit would be best for you. After you can guarantee you can't be defeated, then you can work on other powers. But that's party just personal preference.

>>47714142
Well, technically #056 can grow more.
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>>47714095
badump tish
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>>47714056
Can you post a link the CYOA?
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>>47713924
Loli-Poli

>Increased penis size: 4
18 incher, here I come!

>Milky skin: 7
>Stretchy: 17
I can't have an 18 in her if it won't fit anywhere
>Magic touch

Why would I try to escape? This sounds like a perfect existence. Suckling away at big sis while I pound away, what more could I ask for?
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>>47714169
so I could take 056 go normal body and have her grow massive tits if I don't take the shapeshift option?
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>>47710788
[15] Starting points
[+1] Dating Site
[+1] Middle-Eastern
[- 1] Curvy
[+2] 14-17 years old
[+0] 162cm / 5'4"
[- 2] Large-breasted and proud of it
[-10] Aphrodite is jealous
[- 3] Badonkadonk butt, you go girl
[+1] Thick Accent
[- 5] Beautiful Hair
[- 3] Masturbating
[+1] Sex Addiction
[+3] Emotionally Dependent
[+2] Shy
[+2] Miss Milky
[- 3] Nymphomaniac
[+0] Student
[- 3] Cooking
[- 4] Smart
[+5] Abused
[+2] Single Parent
[+3] Orphan
[+1] Exhibitionism
[- 3] Troilism
[- 3] Voyeurism
[+0] Normal Sluttiness

Not bad, Scientist. I had to look for things to spend on at the end.
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>>47714117
okay, that just hurts, anon.
I don't even like /d/, they put dicks on everything.
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>>47714206
>so I could take 056 go normal body and have her grow massive tits
I'm pretty sure you'd need Factory Default for that, not Normal.
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what is even going on what got deleted
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>>47714175
Am I allowed to post a link to a cyoa that was considered NSFW for some reason?
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>>47714060
yes, it seems i made a grand mistake.

Sucks that /d/ can never get its shit together and make any new content. We haven't made OC since the pill cyoa and that was last year i think.

I really did like the cyoa but no one ever goes to the booru and even if someone does, they of course don't post a build with it.

So, oops.
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>>47714169
I'll be honest, I like Yin. Favor of the psychopomp, and all her items are great. The cloak is probably better, maybe, than the scythe. It should be easier to find a magic sword than precog+stat buffs.
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>>47714232
i posted 6 pages of a NSFW tentacle /d/ cyoa. janitor apparently enjoys this thread, noticed immediately and kicked me to the curb.

can be found in the booru >>47714131
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>>47714226
Especially on other dicks.
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>>47714233
The other one is up since it was spoilered before they posted it.
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>>47714257
>new janitor is actually enforcing board rules

Based
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>>47714206
Yeah, you'd need Factory Default like >>47714230 said. That, or the shapeshifting option.

>>47714245
Huh, Yin seems to be as hit-or-miss as Twile.
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>>47714278
More like new janitor hates disgusting CYOAs.
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>>47714257
More like a few people jumped at the chance to report you
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>>47714273
I'll just post an imgur link.

Here is the trap scat cyoa. I made it while I was drugged out and it's pretty crap. Literally.

http://imgur.com/fld4eTe

Don't say I didn't warn you.
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>>47714230
fat thighs and fat ass are a turn off compared to big tits.
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>>47714279
>Yandere
>Being appealing to a certain subset while offputting to everyone else

You seriously implying you didn't expect that beri?
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>>47712487
Dunno about him, but it just motivated me to fuck off somewhere instead of fighting.

There's no reason to risk my life when I don't matter. All my efforts are meaningless and I could die in a ditch for all the superiors care, there's no point in me doing anything. So why fight?
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>>47714238
The reason there is no new /d/ content is because cyoa threads are no longer allowed on /d/. They get deleted as soon as they're seen by some janitor. Same problem with /aco/ though that would have been the perfect place for them.
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>>47714297
Jesus christ that's awful
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>>47714288
He's doing god's work.
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I just realised that by binding myself to #056 she can never outlive me, and if I die she goes with me. What the fuck did I do?
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>>47710788
Met: Random Encounter
Nationality: East Asian (11)
Body Type: Skinny (9)
Age: 14-17 (11)
Height: 152 (12)
Breast: Flat (14)
Looks: Hollywood (7)
Ass: Small
Hair: Beautiful (2), Long (0), Uncommon (-1), Rare (-3)
Health: Insomnia (-2)
Features: Vegan (-1), Addiction (Internet, Anime) (-3)
Personality: Emotionally Dependant (0), Dominatrix (2), Nosy (4)
Sexual: Milky (6), Barren (9)
Occupation: Student
Hobbies: Art (7), Video Games (4)
Intelligence: MENSA (-3)
History: Orphan (0)

Extremely satisfying.
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>>47712612
Because their culture is garbage. Seriously, it's fucking monstrous. Plus their parents would probably force you into Islam.
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>>47713924
Lets go with xXXSepirotHXXx
>Try not to laugh at that name while she is around

No odd choices so I guess ill put
> Increased Size x2 (2) , 11 inches already sounds like too much fun for one kid

>Magic Touch (4)
this one almost feels mandatory

> Pretty Eyes / Milky Skin (12)
For the stacks, plus it'll make getting people I'd want in bed hella easy

>Addiction (20)

Or alternatively

>Pheromones / Captivating Presense

both would be hella nice.
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>>47711894
>research Pitcairn Islands
>instant girlboner
Why must people ruin lovely things.
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>>47714302
I was expecting it, but not to that extent.
On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is love and 1 is hate, I was just expecting about a 3 or 4 from those that aren't into it.

>>47714300
Just use your best guess (for the most part, just the largest size if you want large something and not-so-large something else) to pick one even if it isn't exactly what you want. #056 will still reshape herself the way you want, but she'll get the associated perk with the chosen one.

>>47714340
Take an Orb of Life.
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>>47714348
Go jump off a skywhale, faggot.
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>>47714261
yeah... the things I've seen in my three visits.
I think I saw a "girl" with a dick, and a dick on each nipple, and dicks on the dicks on her nipple.
They're so gay calling them faggots is a compliment.
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I need a CYOA that lets me break strong personalities into subservient slaves to my will through sheer force of personality
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>>47714343
See >>47711945
I'd be the first to pray to Allah if that man treats me like an Arabian princess. Ain't nothing haram about his fine ass.
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>>47714326
It still makes me chuckle though. Is it really THAT bad?
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>>47714279
I think part of the draw is that I feel validated when I get points or bonuses for drawbacks I already have. It makes my suffering feel validated. Otherwise, she's just kind of cool, and I'm enough of an asshole that I wouldn't care about shacking up with a serial killer. I bet we can loot enough off her targets to not work. Pic probably related.
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>>47714402

I think you'd need the cyoa to give you force of personality first anonymous
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>>47714343
>their culture is garbage
>he says on an internet anime chatroom

You have no right to insult people better than you.
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>>47714377
Yet somehow they got me - a true barafag - interested into cuntboys. It is truly a mystical place.
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>>47713924
I like this, but I feel like some of the point costs could use some adjustment.
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>>47714420
Yes. You should feel some shame for making something so LQ
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>>47714366
Poor triggered.
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>>47714359
Yandere is a complete non-option. Like I can't even comprehend the people that are into it, though I've accepted that people somehow are.

>>47714377
>Being this much of a summerfag
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>>47714443
Don't I at least get credit for being generous. She/he gives you a pretty good deal for what you have to do.
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>>47714437
True. They're boning goats while we just have our imaginations.
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>>47714359
On the subject of Orb of Life, does the list of roomies who can make you immortal still only have two names on it?
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>>47713427
I don't like Tentacle Seed. It'd basically be like her having sex with an animal. Can you get her to sell it?
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>>47714209
>read Broken Waifu CYOA
>not even that broken
I'd be your dream broken waifu. Anyone got a broken husbando cyoa so that I can do them up?
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>>47714458
The people into Yandere are generally such pathetic and grotesque humanoid lardbeasts that anyone less than a Yandere cannot be expected to tolerate them. Even a Yandere might be cured in their presence.
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>>47714402
How could you do this?
If you need a CYOA in order to fantasize such things, chances are you'd never be able to realize it.
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>>47714478
You hang out irl with people who discuss being into yandere? That casts more aspersions on you than anything else.
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>>47714377
The pictures are not even the worst of it. Read the global fetish threads if you dare, there are way to many fucking people getting of to completely ruining the lives of other people, especially women.

But then this forum is basically a spectrum of "Holy shit, I can't believe people fap to this" and "Holy shit, I can't believe people fap to this".
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>>47714470
There's at least four. The genie, the goo girl, the bread spirit, and now the homunculus.
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>>47714402

>>47713924
>Lilith666

>Magic Touch
>Edging
>Mindbreak

If you can touch someone, you can break them.
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>>47714461
No
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>>47714470
Medi can make you a *genuine* scylla, so she's there, now.

>>47714474
Scylla use it as the equivalent of a foot massage. It is kept around for non-sexual reasons. If you don't like it, just don't pick it & she'll send it to her family.
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>>47713924
Is this new or have I just never seen it before?
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>>47714537
Oh, and the same goes for Floof's bonus to turn you into a moth.
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>>47710843
Overall I very much like this CYOA and I'm probably shooting myself in the foot here as genderbending is my fetish but the game designer in me must note that having what is essentially the same choice in many different places is somewhat messy. I get that "become grill" is popular but you should pick between either centralizing it (i.e. moving it up a level in the choice hierarchy) or localizing it (limiting it to just one or two companion options).
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>>47714511
Yeah, I saw someone who sounded like he was unironically a yandere.
Like, he was afraid of love because he'd kill himself if his "soulmate" didn't reciprocate his feelings.
I'd call him edgy if it wants so sad.

Also, if you read their dating threads, guys apparently only have two hobbies: "vidya" and anime.
Nothing else. I can hardly believe how little effort they put forth.
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>>47714537
>Medi can make you a *genuine* scylla, so she's there, now.
So is that a "no" on Bunny, unlike >>47714521 said?

Could you just give us the full current list with the options required for each roommate's form of immortality?
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>>47714437
Don't you have an airport to bomb?
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>>47713924
>Trap is a whole 10 points
>Whisper is a whole 10 points
>When they serve no major purpose, one is just disguise, the other is literally temporary until climax and requires the turned on status
>Mind Break, arguably the most powerful tool in that set is only 8
Everything feels too damn costly, to be honest.

But given the lineup,
>Loli-Poli
>Trap (10)
>Milky Skin (4)
>Increased Penis Size (6)
>2 feet of dick
>not a big fan of sex anyway, so masturbation and grinding dick on body would be my go-to choices
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>>47714560
I also read garbage, shitpost on the internet, get mad things, and cook food that's probably bad for you, if any of those count as hobbies.
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>>47714377
>>47714511
Stop ruining the thread, /d/ickheads.
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>>47714537
What do you think a male octopuses sexual organ is?
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>>47714511
>>47714560

Reading this shit makes me want REEEE and I ain't even a robot.
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>>47714487
>>47714423
Let me rephrase that.
I want a CYOA that lets you do all the things to manipulate people as you see fit. Lies, social engineering, blackmailing and everything else as means to varying ends.
From perspectives such as social butterflies, silvertongued liars and witfull manipulators as the player wants to build.
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>>47714554
CYOAs are not videogames.
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>>47714643
Many design rules still apply
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>>47712487
>integral
>When there are hundreds just like you
I bet you think a McDonalds cashier is 'integral' to the business.
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>>47714554
I was actually going for the "messy" state you see. There's a bit of overlap in other areas, namely that several provide equivalent housekeeping services. Do they really all feel exactly the same to you, though? I figured it was more diversified, with ones that are become more cute until girl / ones that are all-purpose, either way shapeshifting / etc.

>>47714564
To be immortal without an Orb of Life, you need either A) Jeanne's Immortality wish or B) to be transformed fully into the same creature as the other.
Those than can transform you like such are:
Mishe
Floof
Medi

You can get eternal youth via #056 (Bunny)'s bonus via repeated shapeshifting, but unless you're real experienced in medicine, you're not going to be able to use the shapeshifting to fix diseases.

If anything in the CYOA doesn't match up with what I've just said, let me know. I might be too tired & forgetting something.
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>>47714657
That doesn't mean you can make a 'muh videogames' argument and think it applies. You have to use your brain instead of telling people what to do.
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>>47714592
Only as much as you have a country to invade, or whatever stereotype is readily available for you culture.

I'm not even them and I don't particularly like Middle Eastern people, but lazy hate is worst hate.
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>>47714643
..And? Game design predates video games.
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>>47714679
It's not a stereotype. It's a reality.
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>>47714677
I'm not sure what it is you think you're arguing against, but I don't see any mention of videogames before your post.
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>>47714677
You are demonstrating classic projection.
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>>47714673
Beri, have you ever made a character builder CYOA like Monster Hunter or Super Soldier?
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>>47714638

>tfw a kinkshamer

>>>/d/6820926
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>>47714673
How many Scylla Leggings does Medi have? Enough to cover both of our tentacles, or just one person's worth, less, more?
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>>47714718
Time for the pedantry I see, where you argue 'game' means something else.
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>>47713783
One could argue those complications, as they are inherent to the form, as you said, are features.
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>>47714673
Not exactly the same, no, but so close that it was somewhat strange to see the option appear over and over. Not the end of the world, you know?
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>>47714735
>on /tg/
>"game" means videogame

Ah I see, I've been bamboozled! Fooled! Trolled!
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>>47714759
> bamboozled
10/10 for reminding me this wonderful word existed.
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>>47714673
If you want to be a genuine Scylla, can you still get tentacles elsewhere as well with the same operation?
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>>47714717
Yes, literally every Middle Eastern person is busy bombing airports right now. Every single airport in the world has 4000 Middle Eastern parasites bombing it at this very moment.
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>>47711188
Ika-musume is the only acceptable option. I'm not into being dominated.
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>>47714778
Nah, we're just burrowed under the tarmac, like Banelings.
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>>47714723
A character builder? Probably not like what you mean exactly, no. I've some CYOAs where you could just replace "you" with "John Doe," and that might apply, maybe.

>>47714733
Yeah, there's enough for two people. There's spares in case high-caliber bullets somehow pierce one or something.

>>47714739
I suppose you could call them "features."

>>47714740
Yeah, I can see it being strange. I can try to thin it out a bit more.

>>47714772
Yeah, you can get as many tentacles on your body as you want. To be "genuine," though, your legs have to go.
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>>47713427
In the 'Normal' option, does it break upon explicit nudity (that is, baring sensitive parts) or being explicit with her lewdness (that is, telling someone you're having sex/bringing attention to it)?
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>>47714801
Not much else to do while the genocidal asshats bomb each other out.
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>>47714778
Wtf are you stupid? It doesn't matter if all of them aren't like that, that's what they're known for.
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>>47714827
And 4channers are known for blowing up yellow vans.
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>>47714803
Question, would it be possible to meet some of these girls without picking them? I can think of some mundane ways to help some of them like Medli.
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>>47713979
>but yes, for Employment, it will be "take you waifu to work day..."
Mm, a slight inconvenience, but I can work around it. Thanks.

Hope she's got a gameboy or something.
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>>47714827
>all of them aren't like that
yet
>that's what they're known for

So, a stereotype?
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>>47714835
The proportion of them that are violent extremists is much higher than us, anon.

>>47714843
Just shut up, Merkel.
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>>47714835
>4channers
Found the Redditor. That explains why you're defending people from the middle east.
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>>47714803
For the roommates medical expenses, do they direct you to regular hospitals and just pay the bills, or do they provide their own, better healthcare professionals/equipment/etc.?
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>>47714851
>butthurt kraut detected
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>>47714803
Gah, failed to mention in >>47714859 that the "medical expenses" are in reference to the Welfare option.
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>>47714870
>Kraut
They're not allowed to criticize her and her genocidal anti-German behavior. So nobody you see on the internet complaining about her is German, else they'd be in jail soon.
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>>47710983
>Only page 2, the Library page, and the new page itself are any different.
Just link the rest in an archive then.
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>>47714857
I'm sorry you can't also detect casual irreverence.
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>>47714890
It's not a term anyone here ever uses for themselves.
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>>47714851
>getting mad about what words mean
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>>47714679
>I'm not even them
Nice try Ahmed.
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>>47714857
Not that guy but I've been here since 2006 and if there's any trait which defines this place is that you can't ever say anything without a bunch of people disagreeing with it.

P.S. Nationalism is the cancer at the heart of mankind.
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>>47714889
>Just link the rest in an archive then.
Here they are:
>>47710843
>>47710904
>>47710938
>>47710983
>>47711012
>>47711031
>>47711047
>>47711064
>>47711085
>>47711221
>>47711130
>>47711196
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>>47714908
It's not a stereotype if it's true.
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>>47711130
wheres that alice pic from?
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>>47714773
>Mask of the Dreamer

So I'm the Dream Demon now. Wonderful.

Second choice was Jailer but dream is slightly better.
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>>47714803
I hope to see your take on a character builder someday.
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>>47714919
It is, actually. Just like propaganda is still propaganda if it's true. Where did you go to school?
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>>47714907
>themselves
Us Anons, huh? Us Anons.. We are legion. Do not forgive. Do not forget. Wise beard man is wise shoop da whoop listen I gotta go mom's being a bitch and making me go eat my tendies before they get cold brb soup KEK
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>>47714960
'Them' can be used as a gender neutral pronoun in english. Meaning, his or herself. Retarded ESL.
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>>47714980
You are projecting, yuropfag.
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>>47714989
No, I'm correcting your idiotic assumption, but at this point it just looks like you're baiting so it's pointless.
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>>47715003
>your
You are really bad at navigating an anonymous environment, aren't you?
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>>47714916
Well there's no point now that it's dumped anyway, you nonce.
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>>47714818
You can be as sexual as you want, as long as it is through a bare minimum of clothing involved. No one would notice if you just started to bury your face into her chest or something in the middle of the sidewalk, but they'd care if you both stripped and starting getting intimate.

>>47714838
Yes, sort of. You can't get any of the benefits they offer, though, even if it is the sort where they say "I can give this to as many people as I want, but only one per person," like Kataline.

>>47714839
Depending on the nature of your Employment, she could just help you out instead of playing video games.

>>47714859
It depends on the need. If a regular hospital doesn't understand tentacle biology, they'll send you somewhere else. On the other hand, it would be a hassle to take a Harmony body to a special facility, so you'd likely rather just take her to any old hospital to get her half-dozen flu shots.

>>47714889
I do that sometimes, but once it gets to be so many threads back and spread out, they need to all be together again.

>>47714916
Thanks for that. I'll use it next time I post it. Might just throw the two new pages into the next thread since #056 & Medi were only here for half a thread.

>>47714926
Here's the full image. You can reverse-search it.

>>47714943
I'm not really sure what people want in those exactly. Why make a character when you could just make yourself? I mean, there's some use. RPGs would be boring if every character was just "you, with powers." But typically for a CYOA, I seem to prefer the former. What exactly would you be wanted different fro taking a regular CYOA where you pick perks and powers & changing all of the "you" to "<your name here>"?
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>>47715012
It's just funny that they didn't get what they were being ridiculed for and had to assume it was a grammar thing.
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>>47715012
Whenever you pull this one, you have yourself to blame just as much as the other person.
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New Thread: >>47715021
For everyone who is tired of this burnout.
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>>47715032
Not really. The mistaken assumption was made in just one post, >>47715003, and requires no particular connections with any other post to be a blunder worthy of mockery.
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>>47714812

Right. For the anon who was interested yesterday I'll run a game sunday. or at the very least make a thread. Since you are a new suit you use 200 points, but if old players join be warned they use 300+ points due to playing the game for so long.

The operation name is operation "Seadogs"

Prompt is after the bright offensive arc but before the civil war arc. This is when Command was cracking down on power and solidifying their positions and liberated cites.

Captain Jack. "Alright pilots. Not all of you are ready for a navel operation, but the ACMP (armor corps military police) need our help and that means I can pull you guys into this mess. Now as you might know, the faction "Phoenix Collective" use mercs to do odd jobs and fight battles for cash. Well some of them did their own work and captured a TA capital size ship and have been using it to privater the Mediterranean sea. Now AC and ACMP didn't care about what they did until they started to "tax" allied shipping in the area. Talks are breaking down and this is becoming a problem. We want you to capture them and the ship. We might be sending you soldiers in, but try not to blow the damn things up. They won't come in without a fight so just don't blow everything up. Good luck and good hunting pilots. You have 24 hours to ready up. Jack out."
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>>47715063
You still didn't hold up your half of what's necessary to prevent confusion. It's gonna happen to you all the time if you jump into conversations.
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>>47715013
Ah, sorry. Thought you were linking to one of the latter posts (with the Bunny/Medi additions) and thought "Why doesn't he just scroll up?". My (tired) mistake.
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>>47715080
"My half" implies some sort of pre-existing agreement. Someone else simply refraining from making unnecessary assumptions requires absolutely no effort on my part.

I mean, I could understand someone crying about unfairness if I explicitly pretended to be someone else, but I haven't done that.

How hard is just referring to "the" idiocy instead of "your" idiocy? It's not like you are too emotionally invested or intellectually stunted to just be professional. Right?
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>>47715022
>It depends on the need.
Main reason was to gauge whether it'd be good enough to make up for the lack of increased disease resistance from the Orb, if you took Bunny and her bond (since your death would mean her death, at least the life-threatening medical stuff should be covered under her medical expenses).
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>>47715022
>half-dozen flu shots.
Poor Harmony, I hope she's not one of those people who hate shots.
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>>47715022
>I'm not really sure what people want in those exactly. Why make a character when you could just make yourself?
For me (not the guy who's been asking about it), it'd be the chance to redesign myself.
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>>47711196
You're a waifu god.
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>>47715080
He has autism anon, leave him be.
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>>47715133
Don't worry too much about disease. They can help you out if you get in a bad situation with illness. Just don't expect every little cold to be fixed for you.

>>47715146
She's learned to deal with the sort of thing.

>>47715152
How'd that different from what I did in Waifu Blues exactly? Aside from being more diverse, including male options?

>>47715174
Thanks!
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>>47715128
>"My half" implies some sort of pre-existing agreement.
No, I was only including your post in it. Or whoever made the post which ended up confusing things.

It takes two people to create a misunderstanding. You didn't give any indication that you're entering the conversation.

>I mean, I could understand someone crying about unfairness if I explicitly pretended to be someone else, but I haven't done that.
Not the problem, and nothing would be wrong right now at all if you didn't get butt flustered over confusion which you yourself created.
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>>47715077
>navel operation
I am intrigued.
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>>47714564

Full list of Orb of life equivalents that I can see are:

Mishe's deal (slime transformation).
Alice's deal (Full tundian splicing).
Jeanne's immortality.
Floof's 4th bite (moth transformation).
Medi's Tentalcles (genuine scylla option).

Unclear possibilities/partial transformations:
Fei-la's lesser demonify.
Harmony's visual sync turned up to max(or just keep your age synced to her visible one).

Form-changing loopholes:
Twile's body swap (you can live as her forever).
Jeanne's deal and shapechange.
Lillian's Grape potion (assuming each use turns you into a "girl" down from a woman).
Pan's Militant Macarons (If they reset you to "cute" constantly rather then just make your existing body cuter).
Bunny's full shapeshisfting.
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>>47715186
Not sure who you're calling autistic, but I just read up and the guy saying that the use "themselves" is correct was right and >>47714960 is autistic and an utter imbecile.
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>>47714665
That's a cute way to describe it. But no, I mean that you're given the same bone as everyone else and the challenge is how to prove yourself as something that's worthy of calling them self integral. As in, you have to earn your respect.

Maybe you've never felt that accomplishment.
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>>47715199
>How'd that different from what I did in Waifu Blues exactly? Aside from being more diverse, including male options?
AFAIK, it isn't really, which is why I think WB more-or-less counts as a character builder.
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>>47715232
Yep, he made the assumption that anon was referring to anons collectively and said some retarded shit, and then when it was pointed out to him that it was being used as a gender neutral pronoun he flew into insults.
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>>47715248
Nobody cares how good you are at being a cashier, you STILL don't matter. Nothing you can do will make you matter.
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>>47715257
To be fair, people not well-versed in English can tend to think that "gender-neutral" means "tumblr".

>>47715274
>the only thing people can do that matters is their job
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>>47715274
Just like real life, right?

Maybe you should figure out why some of us are in the six figures instead of the minimum wage.
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>>47715303
>the only thing people can do that matters is their job
During a war? Yeah, pretty much. Nobody cares how much your friends love you.

>>47715310
That doesn't really work here. The CYOA forces you to start as a 'cashier'. You're not given the choice of going back and getting more education so you can be an engineer or whatever. You're stuck with your low-level position.
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>>47715318
Note the fact that it's version 0.8.

If you were here during the discussions, you'd know what I have planned.
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>>47715333
Well, going by what you've posted above, it's still the intent for you to be stuck low level.
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>>47715318
>literally everything that happens in life is employment and socializing
Fuck's sake, mate.
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>>47715200
>It takes two people to create a misunderstanding.
It really doesn't. Your assumption didn't hold up, that's all. But go ahead, categorize your mistake and overreaction as my butt-fluster.
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>>47715341
>low level
By the merits of your actions, you'd be low level? How sad.

At least try to have some imagination.
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>>47715344
Tell me how much your hobbies matter when you're busy trying to save the world for invading monsters, anon.
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>>47715210
Oh, yeah. I forgot Alice's transformation when I listed them earlier.

Fei La and Harmony do NOT count.

Jeanne's deal gives you infinite wishes, including the Immortality one, so it works.
The Grape Potion & Militant Macarons do NOT work.
Bunny's shapeshifting slightly works.
Twile's body swap makes "your body" look like her. If you get killed while in that state, she'd just do what normally happens when her host dies. Since her form doesn't age, you get the slightly working status of Twile.

>>47715256
Well, that's an accomplishment, then.
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>>47715318
Nigger, a battlemage isn't cashier. You can't go back and get more education because you're fully educated. You have to go out and do stuff now before you can go further.
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>>47715200
>you
Either someone isn't learning, or someone didn't bother reading.
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>>47713924
Feedback: stretchy and addictive should switch tiers. Also, points would make more sense if they were 2, 4, 6, 8.
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>>47715363
Oh, are we gonna reach the moon with our bottle rockets then?
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>>47715374
>you're fully educated
No you're not. You're educated as a mass produced copy of 2nd gens, which are mass produced 1st gens. Your training is inherently lower tier and far worse. That's the point.
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>>47715390
>Waah, I'm not shitting lightning bolts like those guys of legend!
I mean, you literally get to conjure up firestorms and undead armies. I think you're just being childish at this point; do you seriously not understand the concept of going to to do work? God forbid, you have to EARN your salary!

I'm just going to spoonfeed you and say that I'm integrating a progression system where you have to accomplish (that buzzword you hate so much) something in order to progress further. Tasks scale from small things like taking out an infested area to taking down mountain-sized monstrosities.

But that's just another day at the minimum-wage job for you though, right?
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>>47715457
>you literally get to conjure up firestorms and undead armies
So can hundreds to thousands of others. What do I matter?

>Tasks
Prestige doesn't make you a better mage.
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>>47715353
>Your
Hah, knew you'd do this sooner or later.

I think you need to consider the nature of anonymity more :^)
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>>47715472
You have severe issues with perceived impotence and low self esteem. There's really nothing to say. You're too committed to being wrong to convince otherwise and you just have weird problems with the setting that don't exist for anyone else.

How do you even play games of any sort, considering they pretty much always start you off at the equivalent to level 1?
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Just want to point out that I'm the anon who complained about BM mookness early in the thread, but I'm not the autist who's been going on about it for half the thread.
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>>47715472
It seriously sounds like you have a complex for performance. Are you really not that confident in your ability? Forgive my rudeness but I'm not surprised, considering where we are.

I haven't detailed too much about the setting yet, but you sound like you really know what you're talking about. Enlighten me, how would you rewrite the lore? I'm curious to see what you define as good, relatable writing.
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>>47715543
Considering that we're talking about a defined level of training here, which is even compared to others, I think I can argue about level of ability.
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>>47715484
Yeah was was talking directly about what someone had said in a single post. Why is this so hard for you?
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>>47715604
The two of us go through the same courses together. We learn the same techniques and theories.

Problem is, I had better performance at every task. I got the better grades and more respect from our comrades in training. In the end, I just ended up being better because I wasn't shit.

When it comes to finding a job, I land the corporate position opening with a high base salary (relatively, a starting position) while you struggle to find a job.

Now, why is that? We had the same level of training, right?
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>>47715636
Why is typing out a sentence competently hard for you?
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>>47715652
Yet despite all of that, you still can't be an engineer, because you trained to be a plumber.

If you want a military comparison, non-commissioned officers have limited upward mobility regardless of how good they are.
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>>47715368
How's the page going?
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>>47715677
Except in this setting, you are receiving the highest level of training possible.
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>>47715704
No you're not, 2nd and 1st gens are better.
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>>47715669
You have no integrity.
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>>47715719
Because of generation?

They are better because of a screening process. Naturally, only the best were selected. They went through the same level of training as you will.
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>>47715735
That's funny coming from a hypocrite.
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/tg/ is slower now that quests got their own board, right? It's pretty comfy to have all this extra bump limit time.
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>>47713358
Kamiko
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>>47715736
So you're naturally less skilled. Isn't that kinda justifying what I was saying?
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>>47715757
> Comfy
If I wanted to listen to endless bickering I'd go somewhere else.
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>>47715757
It's not perceptiby slower. Quests were like 5% of the board during busy hours. And not all of them are even gone yet.
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>>47715757
Not really, very few quests moved and there weren't a substantial amount to begin with.
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>>47715801
Go right ahead, my man. I won't stop you.
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>>47715800
>So you're naturally less skilled
Or, maybe you didn't sign up during generation 1. Or, maybe you didn't know you were that good.

Again, it's apparent you have a complex.
>>
dang, the threads have really started getting up into the late post numbers lately.
What's up?
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>>47715837
Man I already started the other thread, the bloody burnout gets bad but I still have to keep an eye on things if someone drops a question to me, I don't miss anything, even if the last 10-30% of these threads just ends up being a pointless tussle between posters.
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>>47715857
I think the bump limit was set to 330 or something like that. It used to be 300.
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>>47715844
They do have mastery of more schools than you possibly can.
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>>47715876
And no, they don't. I don't understand where you're getting this information from.

Plainly, just accept that you suck and lack imagination. I'm appalled at how closed-minded you are.
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>>47714348
>I'm a girl, btw
Go attention-whore somebody else, cunt. This is an anonymous imageboard.
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>>47715747
If I was a hypocrite, that might have had more effect.
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>>47715457
>progression
Nice. I don't think I've seen that tried before, and I've wondered how to do it in this medium
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>>47713374
>Homunculus
BLYAT
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>>47715930
>do thing
>get same thing done back at you
>whine about it
Sure you're not :^)
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>>47715939
I'm going to test it out with Souls CYOA first, actually.

The key is to not making it obnoxious and hard to post, so I'm trying to figure out an efficient system.
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>>47715812
>yet
>implying they ever will be
They didn't all leave when tgchan was made, and they didn't all leave when anon-kun was made. Why would they all leave now?
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>>47715998
On the assumption that quests become against the rules on /tg/ in the future.
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>>47716050
No mod cares enough about /tg/ to enforce it consistently. All it would do is make quests stop putting [quest] in their name consistently so they become harder to ignore.
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>>47715966
I didn't though. Your trollface is not very effective...
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>>47716077
>No mod cares enough about /tg/ to enforce it consistently.
Bullshit. Threads get deleted like this on much slower boards than /tg/. Sure it might be up for a few hours if you're lucky, but nobody is going to run or play a quest under such a threat.

>All it would do is make quests stop putting [quest] in their name consistently so they become harder to ignore.
This wouldn't be enough to disguise them.
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>>47716096
It's a greeting, anon, to let you know I can see through you.
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>>47715971
I'm looking forward to it, then.
My only idea would be similar to Polemon Personified, where time would pass between Cyoa 1 and 2, but that's lane.
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>>47716140
Again, not very effective.
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>>47716186
Anon, the joke is supposed to be funny to me, not necessarily to you. As such I can say you're very effective :^)
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>>47716233
Well if you're not going to be serious then there's no point continuing this. Good day, and may tomorrow find you in a better bent.
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>>47716186
And you know this how?
Unless you're SDA and being self deprecating, in which case you should stop.
it is not an attractive trait.
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>>47716269
Anon, there was nothing to continue. That's the joke. The fact that you don't realize how hard you've been shitposting only makes it funnier.
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>>47716286
I think they misquoted, but they're so targeted at attacking each other neither noticed nor cared.
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>>47711196
Hey, does Medli need to stay close to water?

Also the plant girl, plant food is kinda icky. Is there a clearer way to feed her?
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>>47716286
>>47716305
No, that wasn't me.

It was funny to me, though.
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>>47716305
Sure I noticed, I just didn't care.
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>>47716305
Oh. Yeah, I just came here. I don't know what's going on. Something about being angry at anything SDA does!
>>47716329
I don't understand the post, but I guess I will. I saw snippets.
Something about how grades don't matter, and you are equally skilled as someone I'd you have the same diploma.
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>>47716456
>Something about being angry at anything SDA does!
Should be a "?"
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>>47716456
The quote "It's not very effective" is from the Pokemon games.
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>>47716456
No, the misquoter and the other person are arguing over some other unrelated non-SDA shit.
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>>47715691
It isn't yet. I already posted 2 pages today, so I figured I'd take a short break & have a relaxing bath. I'm probably about to get started on it.

>>47716327
Medi can go a few hours without water. It's just a mild inconvenience for her to have to go to the restroom every couple of hours to run the sink water over her tentacles. She *could* go longer than a couple hours, but it would be uncomfortable.
You think plant food is icky? You sure you use the right kinds? You can just get a jug of green liquid to mix with water and pour on the soil. You can even make your own by mixing a few misc. things that can be found at a drug store.
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>>47716290
Ah yes, the "shitposting about shitposting" crowd is here. Fantastic.
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>>47716678
The stuff I've used before, but I'm not much of a plant expert. Just had a few flowers.
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>>47716687
Genuine replies are a courtesy that you can lose by acting like a dumbass. Shitposting is the only valid response to shitposting, except for ignoring it.
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>>47716678
Oh, I should add, as far as liquid plant food goes, she could just drink it out of the bottle like a person. She's more active than a typical flower, so she uses enough that she could down a bottle regularly.
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>>47716483
Ah. I failed to get that.
Sorry.
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>>47714812
I'm not sure what/how you PvP on a CYOA but a made a build.

Suit Type: Fortress

Features: Flight (180)

Body Type: Biped

Suit AI: Engineer (170)

Suit UI: Brain Implant (150)

HUD: Advanced Suit Status (145), Radar (135)

Comms: FSOT (125), Comm buoy (115), Defense Maze (105)

Weapons: Rail Rifle (85)

Drones: Scavenger x1 (75) [We can just use that to make more? Right?]

Upgrades: EC II/III (55), Cyber Brain (45), Uplift (35), Power Transfer (30)

Nanites: Hydra (20), Mycelium I/II (0)

The plan? Shit about in space telling people what to do, and occasionally firing shells at people who get pissy, chilling out with my Robo-Bro as we command a city-leveling mech, hearing the call of adventure, but hiding in space, because no-one can hear adventure call in space.
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>>47716744
Except when people inevitably false flag real posts as shitposts and follow your "respond to shitposting with shitposting" option, it becomes a "who can throw more shit into the thread" showdown that causes more harm than good.

You're part of the fucking problem.
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>>47717050
I'm not, because I don't falseflag it, I only do it when it's both real and blatant.
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>>47716116
Slow boards are easier to moderate. Less posts.

It's easy to disguise something if you only need to fool people who aren't looking very hard.
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>>47717109
>I only do it when it's both real and blatant

>No one ever sincerely has beliefs and opinions I dislike, right? Anyone who disagrees with me is shitposting.
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>>47717165
>even the most retarded shitpost that anyone has ever sharted must be given due consideration, because what if that person has an IQ of 30 and isn't trolling?
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>>47717203
>if someone disagrees with me, that person is literally retarded
Shitposting detected.
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>>47717109
>yeah I guess that might be a problem
>if I ever made mistakes, that is
Yeah you sound really dependable in this scenario.
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>>47717235
Wow, no need to be such a hypocrite :^)

>>47717271
Anon, it's not hard to spot substanceless shitposts. Just look at this thread.
>>
Were you people sitting here for two hours waiting to shitpost?
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>>47717329
I just don't close threads until they 404

I have room for about 50 tabs, so there's no need to
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>>47717316
Sorry, but the way you and probably others in this thread use the word shitpost, it kind of loses all meaning except "shit I don't see the value in". If you can't understand why that's a problem...
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>>47717316
Let me get this straight.
You want to reply to shit posting with shit posting.
Anon says you shouldn't do that and starts replying to you with shiposts.
Is this an accurate summary?
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>>47717391
No, I use it in the regular sense. You can say it as many times as you like, but it won't start being true.

I give due consideration to anyone talking to me as long as they give me due consideration. If they can't manage that level of basic respect, then they don't deserve it from me.

Often if I have nothing better to do I just join them down on their retarded level where they're comfy. You can go up this entire conversation chain and there you'll find some anon arguing something as blatantly false as "communication takes two people". Not only that, he wasn't providing any sort of argument past what amounts to "you're wrong", and the incomprehensible sentence that went "Yeah was was talking directly about what someone had said in a single post."

If this was all you and you're actually serious here, I have some bad news from you. You're a serial shitposter, so used to shitposting that you don't even notice you're doing it anymore. If you want I can say you were right all along. Would that change anything for you? Consider it.
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>>47717559
>arguing something as blatantly false
arguing against something as blatantly true*

Sorry.
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>>47717559
Communication takes two in a loose and general sense, sure.

Misunderstandings are like traffic accidents involving two parties: just because you were both there doesn't mean someone who hits a pedestrian gets to say "well it takes two".
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>>47717629
That's a bad analogy, because in traffic the rules are strict so you should always be able to tell who's in the wrong. Meanwhile you can also have a traffic accident where there's literally only one participant, if he hits a pillar or something.

Meanwhile, communication is always a two way street. It takes effort from both participants to work.

But this case we have here wasn't even that vague. In this case, if you don't say it give absolutely no indication that you're "communicating" something (the thing in question here being the fact that you're not the person the other anon was talking to up until that point), then you're not actually communicating it.

That's all this was. You didn't give any indication that it wasn't you, and then you went full duchebag over it, something which would be pretty cuntish to do even if you DID tell that person who you were.

The joke that I was talking to in posts above, incidentally, was how funny it was that you fell for the same trap in calling another person "you", showing that you can't even live up to the ridiculous standards you hold other people to.
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>>47717725
>The joke that I was talking to
talking about*

Sorry, It's pretty late desu
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>>47717629
Sure it does. Any act of communication involves at least two parties by definition. As a miscommunication is a kind of communication, it retains that requirement as well.

You can't miscommunicate things to yourself unless you're counting subconscious bodily processes you have no active control over as your "self" and you can't ignore the speaker/writer/dancer's involvement in a message being misunderstood if someone else misunderstands it.
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Page 11 ho!
Yes there is such a thing as a page 11 and there's nothing you can do about it :^)

Well, except making a new thread which will cause this one to 404...
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>>47717843
Page 11 of what?
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>>47717725
Man no wonder you think everyone's out to troll you, you're pretty much constantly trolling yourself.

There are plenty of situations where it's not practical to assign fault in traffic accidents, and you should already know that. Also, the post you reference explicitly referred to traffic accidents with more than one party, and ignoring that is a failing of capacity that, whether it's due to laziness or malice or stupidity, doesn't exactly inspire the respect you're looking for.

People jumping in is pretty normal around here. Rather than requiring people to put disclaimers every time like "not them, but" or "first post in thread", being casually unassuming about such things seems pretty superior to me.

I mean, if communication is always such a two way street, where is your culpability here? You certainly aren't acting like someone that contributed equally to a problem.
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>>47717877
>where is your culpability here
Some people are allergic to accountability. It's why some people are addicted to this place.
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>>47717877
>There are plenty of situations where it's not practical to assign fault in traffic accidents, and you should already know that. Also, the post you reference explicitly referred to traffic accidents with more than one party, and ignoring that is a failing of capacity that, whether it's due to laziness or malice or stupidity, doesn't exactly inspire the respect you're looking for.
I just showed you that it's a bad analogy. Take it as it is, anon, sifting through my post to find any fault you can, especially in parts that are not related to the fucking point, points to the possibility that you're just arguing for the sake of arguing.

>People jumping in is pretty normal around here.
Yes, it is. You often also see them say "not him, but..." or something like that. Why do you think that is?

It's not really necessary for you to do that, by the way, just don't act like a cunt when you *cause* a misunderstanding. Instead, just correct them afterwards, and apologize (though that's probably asking too much from you).

>I mean, if communication is always such a two way street, where is your culpability here? You certainly aren't acting like someone that contributed equally to a problem.
Well I was a person who jumped into the conversation afterwards, remember? :^)

Really, there is no problem between us, we're just arguing over whether or not you're being reasonable in expecting people to not misunderstand you when you don't give them critical information.
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>>47717948
Taking an example and changing it, then claiming it's a bad analogy is not really something someone does in good faith.

But I guess if you cared about that you wouldn't be trollfacing, and pretending to claim you were someone else after admitting you weren't. Well, my part in this is over; maybe someone else will consider you worth the effort.
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