>The monster's aura induces explosive diarrhoea What do?

>>47690580
Exit the magical realm.

>>47690580
Use it to your advantage.

>>47690580
Punch the GM.
In the face.

>>47690580
Pull my pants down and turn around.

Drown him in your liquid poop

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>47690580
Don't eat for a solid 3 days before the encounter
Or
Don't wear pants, go Roman, with the tunic covering up your pathetic manhood/disgusting womanhood
If it's a legitimate monster weigh the discomfort of unpadded greaves against how helpful theyll be if you get hit anyways

>>47690580
Shoot. Trap. Send undead or warfoged.

>>47690580

joke's on the monster, my character has IBS he won't even notice

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IT IS I, THE SHIT MONSTER, SURRENDER YOUR UNDERGARMENTS OR SEE THEM DROWN

>>47690580
capture it alive, parade it through the middle of town in a cage

>>47690660

or send it as a 'peace offering' to your enemies

>>47690650
...okay, you know what? I could see this being a legitimate power for the golgothan. Not so much anything else. But that one I could see making people die of dysentery.

in the wow rpg the abomination's aura induced nausea.

>>47691024
Same for Daemonic Presence of a nurglite demon in 40k RPGs, btw.

>>47690650
A Toilet Demon? Rip and Tear! Drown you with the filth that I shall expel!

>>47690618
>turn 360 degrees

>>47690580
Did I miss a Dwarf Fortress update?

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>>47691415
And walk away.

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>>47690580

Berserker wearing brown loincloth + explosive diarrhea = more field movement , slide across floor

>>47690580
Start eating bran for 3 days before fight. It'll be fine.

As long as it doesn't sing opera.

>>47690580
Have a shitty time.

>>47691083
>>47691024
If we go for hilariously level diarreah it's dangerous in high lethality or realism systems, specially if you add vomit and similar lost of body fuilds.

Or fantasy warham, fantasy warham is love

>>47690580
Stop playing Shadow of the Demon Lord.
even though I love the system.