>the keys on the dead jailor's belt are not actually keys

mimic

>>47690457
Gummy keys
>delicious imprisonment

A spider disguised as a key ring.

Because fuck you.

Tuning forks.
He was a much loved rogue that was GOING to break you out.

>>47690457
>they are actually keys, but for his house not the cell

>>47690457
They are actually small copper coins on a ring that depict his loving wife and children. He keeps them on him to remind himself that although he often has to spend hours with the worst humanity has to offer, or the damned souls of the wrongfully inprisoned, there is some good in the world

>>47690457
https://youtu.be/kTSaZAOCla0 it's actualy a pistol

>>47690457
>the keys are a key golem, the jailer was a very large key

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>reach for Jailor's key
>oddly designed and forked at the end
>grab one
>Plane Shift

They're actually skellington fingers magically enchanted to skitter around on the floor and flee from any would-be jailbreakers that took them from the jailer in order to protect the one true key on the ring.

>>47690856
Damn, beat me to it.

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>>47690457
>The dead jailor, wants to play a game...

>>47690602
NYAAGH

>>47690602
Eugh. Reminds me of a time where I accidentally grabbed a house centipede in the shower because I thought it was a clump of hair.

>>47690856
Could you shoot out the lock with it?

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>>47690602

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>>47695086
>it nearly makes its way back up
>even at the end it wasn't going under

>>47694973
no, shooting locks doesn't work

>>47694533
I had a house centipede crawl onto my hand while pulling back the shower curtain to get in.

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>>47695476
>go for a piss in australia
>spider runs up the stream to bite your dick