how do i smite evil

First you have to find evil, that you can smite.

>>47675720
Smite and purify, until it is done

Fire works well
If not fire, Swords do it well, too
Or like, Axes? Would an Axe smite good?
A Mace would smite good, I think.

Use your brain damn it. Smite first is never right.

That damned succubus might have/know something important. Get it out of her and THEN smite.

>>47675967
That knowledge is tainted by being in their evil brain

>>47675720
Forgive and Pray for their sins!

They are huge and they have huge sins! Forgive and Pray!

>>47675967
>smite first is never right
>this [spawn of pure evil] might not be doing evil things
doubt.pldn

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>>47675720
1. FIRST, YOU SEE THE EVIL. CAST YOUR GAZE ON THE WICKEDNESS IN THE ENEMY'S HEART. THERE IS NO MISTAKING IT.

2. THEN, APPROACH. NO NEED TO RUSH. BE DETERMINED AND CONFIDENT, FOR THE WHEEL OF JUSTICE GRINDS SLOW BUT IT GRINDS FINE.

3. WHEN YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH, BELLOW CONDEMNATION FOR THE WICKED ONE. DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DRAMATIC, JUST SAY WHAT FEELS RIGHT.

4. FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT CRASHING THROUGH YOUR SOUL. THAT IS WHEN YOU SMITE.

5. FINALLY, YOU HACK AND SLASH AND BEAT THE WICKED ONE DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT. USE ALL YOUR SPEED AND CUNNING, NOT JUST YOUR POWER.

6. YOU MIGHT NOT WIN TODAY, BUT YOU ARE FIGHTING EVIL, AND *THAT* IS THE STRUGGLE OF THE RIGHTEOUS.

>>47675720
What is your security clearance, Citizen?

>>47675923
>hammers weren't even mentioned
Son, I am disappoint

>>47675977
That anon never said anything about the succubus being evil, just that she might have important info.

Press F to smite.

Depends, who is your God?

>>47679377
>evil being
>having important information
nice try, satanist

>>47675720
1. Find a person or thing, never trust anyone. ANYONE.

2. Detect evil: is he evil? Yes. Go to Step 3. No. Drop person and repeat number 1 with a different person.

3. Cast Smite Evil.

4. Beat its ass until nothing is left.

Congratulations, you have now smote evil.

>>47679690
To rephrase Morglum Necksnapper:
The only good evil being is a dead evil being. And the only thing better than a dead evil being is a dying bastard who tells you where to find its mates.

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>>47675720
Just go with your gut.

>>47675720
do or do not, there is no try

>>47680591
kek

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>>47675720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEK3mBm3bwE

>>47675720
Go with the classics, a huge-ass consecrated mace.

>>47675720
Smite all the evil, as much as you can, until you are too old to smite evil. Then train others to smite evil, as best they can.

Rip and tear all elves

>>47675720
Kill everything that isn't human and most that is.

Deus Vult.

ITT: Smitebots who don't know they're that guy

Make a club in the shape of the holy symbol of your god. Consecrate it and bellow scripture about gods wrath and smiting evil while bashing peoples skulls in with it.

>>47683660
Oh god that fucking misguided cunt. I prayed for her lawful retarded death.

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>>47675720
Hook up with someone who also shares your disdain.

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>Smite evil.
>Find that evil lies within us all.
>Smite thyself
>Gregorian chanting in background

>see evil
>recognize evil
>become enraged by evil
>get that surge of feeling in your heart/sternum
>charge screaming and beat the evil repeatedly and fervorously with whatever you're holding
>don't stop until evil is purged

Scourge and Purify!

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>>47690383
this guy has a truly valorous heart

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>>47675720
Hit scary thing with something sturdy. Repeat until pure.