Filename Thread

>>47660930
Haa, I was thinking about taking a picture of one of those with the filename "Roll for San Loss"

>>47661241
What I don't get is that his armor is strong enough to literally shrug off direct hits from tanks, yet two guys who each can lift about one ton maximum can inflict his kind of damage.

>>47661270
Doesn't a tank send him flying back without harm to the pilot?

>>47661270
IIRC any damage was dealt through either the shield or the bionic arm though

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>>47661270
I'm pretty sure he's not wearing his main combat suit. The one he's wearing right there is the quick assemble one from his helicopter.

>>47661282
Yeah, knocked him back about 20ft while he was flying, but he zoomed right to the tank and lee it up with a pulsar blast. No lasting damage to be shot besides a piece of the lead slug getting stuck in the grooves.

>>47661270
But does the Tank have a comic book around him?

>>47661270
Different types of armor are better at dealing with different kinds of force; consider Kevlar, which will stop a bullet but not a crossbow's bolt. Armor designed to protect against high-speed projectiles does so primarily through deflection; since most of the round's energy is in its speed, rather than mass, and it has no means of exerting force beyond what it was fired with, it's much easier to divert the round than try to stop it. As a result, the armor only really needs to handle a fraction of that energy.
The energy in a punch, however, comes primarily from the follow-through, which counteracts the redirection from deflection/rebound with continued application of force along the initial path. Armor works to disperse this force and prevent injury to the wearer, but ultimately all the energy of the blow is still reaching the suit. Even if the blow is not enough to pierce the armor, it can still transfer enough energy to move it.

Additionally, a key part of dispersing the force of an impact is increasing the period over which the force is transferred, usually through either crumpling or recoil. The suit may well be designed to accommodate blows by being jerked around because the alternative would be a sharper, more damaging impact, much like how one rolls with a punch to the face to avoid a broken nose.

>>47661102
Metachaos, before anyone asks.

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>>47661791

>Oh god why are there so many windows in this garage!?

>>47661270
That's a different armor. In every single movie with Iron man the suits get easier to put on, more compact and agile... and also weaker to direct hits.
It's stupid to me, but I guess having a hidden suit in a suitcase or secret compartment in a helicopter is worth it to Tony,

>>47662152
Should have been
>Exploding dice

>>47662089
I don't get it.
Doesn't look any worse than a lot of WHF models.

>>47661087
What's this from?

>>47662288
The music video for On Your Mark.

>>47662288
music video by studio ghibli
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Your_Mark

>>47662324
>>47662332
Thanks!

>>47662097
It depends on what he wants to wear. During the Battle of New York, his suit was super tough.

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Give this a filename

>>47663014
Life in the barrens.png

>>47663014
Jesus Christ

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help me think of a better name

>>47663322
What, does the other path disappear after you travel down one?

>>47663350
I suppose it depends on how flammable the orphans are

>>47663421
What the hell is that layout? It pissed me off in under 2 seconds of looking at it.

>>47662964
I love that game. "Balls and skulls crushed, two shots directly into the eyes, get up and keep fighting."

>>47663350
The path? No...But the orphanage might.

>>47663399
>>47663464
That's what I'm saying, you could just save the orphanage and then come back and go to the anti-pally's lair. It's less of a moral quandary and more of a short detour from your original route.

>>47663483
It gives the Anti-Paladin more time to prepare for you though, or even get away while you're distracted by the orphanage.

>>47661817
>filename is not only unfunny, but contains unintentional spelling errors

An attempt was considered.

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I'm not sure anyone will know what this is.

>>47663652
>It gives the Anti-Paladin more time to prepare for you though, or even get away while you're distracted by the orphanage.

Oh well, guess we'll have to settle for taking his castle after rescuing the orphans.

And then, just to piss him off, move some of the orphans into his former castle and donate part of the estate's taxes to their care.

>>47664098
>move some of the orphans into his former castle.
Dude is an Antipaladin, tha place be cursed an chikefull of traps, no place for some half burnt orphans

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>>47660930

>>47662989
TOBLEROOOOONE

>>47663483
>>47663652
>>47664098
Funny thing is that he isn't even hiding in his lair, he's standing right behind the sign. So if she had invested any skill points in Perception, there would be no dilemma.

>>47665029
Can I have the source for that?

>>47665819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41QFL4QB3NE

>>47665819
planteside 2 trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41QFL4QB3NE

fairly good game. It's from back in 2012 I think but it still holds up pretty well. And it's free to play too

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I know there's a good filename for this one. Someone help me find it.

>>47665983
polish noir?

>>47662328
Wait this statement is real ?
Why is this reaction real ?
WTF is wrong with libertarians ?

Also driving licence for blind people ? is libertarian part the troll party and why is it still irrelevant ?

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>>47666113
>There wasn't an octopus
Oh.

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>>47664860
>tha place be cursed an chikefull of traps, no place for some half burnt orphans
That's why you want to clear the place fully, make sure it's actually safe, get some adults in there, and ideally have someone get taxes from the estate to pay a permanent garrison.

>>47666344
>tracking /pol/ on my nice clean filename thread

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>>47666439

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>>47666474

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>>47666494

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>>47666531

>>47666531
Now that's a good filename joke

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From last thread.

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>>47666550

>>47665983
Reusing characters.

>>47663464
>>47663483
Well, you see, my thinking is that if the orphanage has been on fire long enough to justify there being a sign for it, then a few more hours couldn't hurt. Go to the Anti-paladin first.

>>47665983
I love everything about that pic

>steel-jacketed for humans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiSeoX_4nzU

>>47665983
>we really need to have a talk with Ciri about her inter-dimensional teleporting

>>47667357
Honestly, the impression I get is that the paladin and anti-paladin have a bit of a history by this point. The paladin knows the anti-paladin is dicking with them (and that the sign is probably true enough just so that they know it's a legitimate choice). Plus, the way to the lair would probably have a trap that would dump black shoe polish all over the paladin armor or something just to blatantly grind home the choice. And the antipaladin probably doesn't have so much a proper lair as just a temporary location (one they will then move from). Showing up late the lair probably involves the paladin probably having to explain to falsely tipped off local authorities what they're doing in a warehouse filled with cartoonish plans on how to burn down orphanages and a small dollhouse with continual flame on it. Again, just to dick with the paladin (and the local law, and the orphans, etc).
The antipaladin is just in it to watch other people break and become monsters and to induldge in evil as he pleases. And he never works a day in his life for he loves what he does.

>>47667478
Both are for Monsters.

>>47663808
Nope. Explain?

>>47667688
Protagonist? for Gorogoa, an unreleased puzzle game (there is a demo online somewhere). In one part he needs a coin, so he takes the profile of a man lit by candlelight and puts it in a ring in a painting in a memory.

>>47667611
>>47665983
This makes me imagine Ciri and Elizabeth meeting in Rapture. Dimension hopping macguffin girls and the men who do a terrible job protecting them while murdering 99% of everyone they meet.

>>47666439
I dont get the "wasnt"

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>>47666692

>>47669077
This doesn't kill the crab though. It has a "brain there" thats maybe 15% of nerves and makes non-instinctual reactions to things but it has a ganglion midpoint thats around 50% of the nerves in its body and does literally everything else including problem solving. This doesn't kill it just makes it impossible to fight back. We've also disproven "they don't feel pain." They just don't seem to care.

>>47663014
> Curst.jpg

[spoielr]http://torment.wikia.com/wiki/Curst_in_Carceri if you don't get the reference[/spoiler]

>>47669471
Sauce?

>>47669511
Musaigen no Phantom World. Aired... last season? Or the season before that. KyoAni, so good art, shit writing.

Kirby's alright. Piss-Puncher is better, though. She punches people with her piss.

>>47669511
Kirby: right back at ya!

>>47669077
>>47669332
From sea to boiling pot tastes better anyways.

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>>47669546

>>47669546
>good art, shit writing.

Yeah, pretty much. They just abandon the entire plot for like 9 episodes or something. It was fun to watch though, Mai a cute. Shota Haruhiko was great too.

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>>47669595
Well, I mean, it's KyoAni. You weren't seriously watching it for the writing in the first place, were you?

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>>47669634
Of course not, but it still felt kinda jarring how they all but abandoned the main plot until episode 11.

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>>47665029
>Imperial Propoganda at its finest

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>>47669718

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>>47669684
>Phantom World
>plot
As far as I could tell, it was a worldbuilding/monster of the week/slice of life/action show. There wasn't really a plot to begin with?

>>47669792
That guy holding the toy trains.

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>>47669814
As far as I know the plot in the light novels is pretty shit, which is probably why there wasn't much of one for the majority of the show.

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>>47669879
>>47669946
>>47669814
>>47669741
Alotta this dumb anime bullshit. I'm not one to tell someone there taste is shit, but your taste is sorta shit.

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>>47669980
k

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>>47670000
Good talk.

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>>47670037
y-you too

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>>47669980
Nigga if you actually think Phantom World has anything approaching even remotely mediocre writing, please go watch something good before you start judging people on a Chinese pedophile arts & crafts display.

>>47670000
THE SPICE MUST FLOW

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>>47670211
>Not dating the Paladin

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>>47670235
Shirou isn't a paladin. He loves swords first, justice second.

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>>47670259
No, he loves saving, which is the only thing he loves. He's platonic to swords.

>>47670211

Please tell me those subs are real because that is fucking hilarious.

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>>47670282
niggawatt

Literally his waifu is named "Saber"

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>>47670294
They're fake.

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>>47670328
Not in the UBW True Route.

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>>47670259

Reminds me of this.

>>47661817
i thought it was funny

>>47669814
Kyoani did its original think with the show. It was supposed to have a lot of pain and suffering in the story.

>>47661817
>Rolling high perception, low imitative.

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>>47670691
it's good the way it is. When catastrophe occurs people don't lock up, they start either being complete dickheads, or complete jokers.

>>47670723
Incidentally, Jin did another comic last year for Good Orc's Day 2015.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2173264

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>>47670710

>>47670710
>thick

>>47670916
What the fuck

>>47670997
it's called a hustle, sweetheart

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>>47669785
Well, this pic certainly shows how effective tactical camouflage can be as armor.

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>>47670916

>>47669980
Source?

>>47666764
That happened to me once. maxed all my buffs, went in for the swing, and took double my hitpoints in damage.

>>47663014
Fucking hell, Detroit sounds worse than the third world.

>>47671411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

Gotta love that electro swing sound.

>>47667628
Have they statted the iconic antipaladin yet? I always interpret him as a crazy saturday-morning villain who is dripping with passive-aggressiveness and sarcasm.

>>47671235
I honestly never got it. What am i missing beyond snake?

>>47671468
Its not "that" bad so long as you travel in groups and stay in the white neighborhood shopping areas.

>>47670459
You should see Vergil's gameplay in DmC. He's batshit insane.

>>47671502
My brother of patrician taste.

>>47670723
"fa/tg/uy installs rape mod for Skyrim.jpg"

>>47670916

We have rules about "the Furry" and "Suffer not that it live!"

Anyone have the picture of the tiny tank with a pistol sticking out the front?

Inb4 >>>/r/, it gets posted in these threads all the time.

>>47661270
Yeah, as strong as Cap is, punching should fuck his hands up, even if it manages to damage the armor.

>>47672274
Its a shitty portable version of his armor. remember that suitcase armor in 2 that was light enough to be man portable? Well the armor that took a tank shell weighed a ton and a half if not more. Plus caps punched through tank armor before so he might have crazy strong bones.

>>47672343
>Plus caps punched through tank armor before so he
might have crazy strong bones.

Oh really? I knew he was strong, but I wasn't sure exactly how strong.

>>47672368
>>47672343
>>47672274

It's called plot armor lads. Never expect super hero movies to be consistent.

>>47672387
This. Though admittedly bucky is strong even without the bionic arm which just makes him moreso.

>>47666439
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that the first time I read it

>>47672436
I can never understand why people take comic books or the films so seriously. I just don't get it. As long as they are happy I guess. I just find them impossible to suspend my disbelief for, and I am a classic sci-fi dork. You'd think if I can handle R. Daneel Olivaw and Valentine Michael Smith seriously, I could handle the hulk.

Tell me /tg/, am I a hypocrite or do I just have the 'tism?

>>47672436
Messed up. He's stronger than cap.

>>47672534
Nah, capeshit just doesn't give a shit about logical consistency between stories or writers. It's a medium where the action and dynamism of fights are more important than established character traits or logic.

>>47672534
Eh. It varies. I can suspend belief for shit like interstellar and horror movies as well as most books but if its anything with detective work it better be spot on or i'm gonna catch it and hate the entire movie from there.

>>47672343
>caps punched through tank armor

Super serum is one hell of a drug

>>47666344
I know a guy who has a handicap placard for his car because he's blind. still drives despite that.
Gotta love Oregon

>>47672624
Well you ever see that whole "no parachute" scene where he just lands on his shield? A normal humans internal organs and bones elsewhere would have liquified. even black panther had to have a sort of super human booster type thing or his soft fall shoes wouldn't save his kneecaps.

>>47672534
I enjoy Capeshit a bit but it has bullshit power levels.
One time hulk punched his way out of a black hole and broke the laws of physics, and flash traveled faster than instant transportation.

Hell, superman isn't even the most powerfully character in the dc verse, there are several characters that could beat him without kryptonite.

>>47672691
Superman also punched himself back into existence and the flash out ran death and spacetime.
Hulks understandable as his strength is literally limitless as he just gets stronger the harder you hit him.

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>>47672605

I am very interested on your opinions of the old Philip Marlowe books. I have always enjoyed them, but perhaps more at an aesthetic level than a mystery level.

>>47672596
>>47672691
I think you two are likely correct. I tend to think fairly logically, so it makes sense I would be turned off by inconsistencies to make convenient action.

>>47672727

Chandler didn't really care about the mystery. There's a story that when they were filming the movie version of "The Big Sleep" they called Chandler up to ask who'd killed a particular character and he said he didn't know. What Chandler could do is write a narrative dialogue and description so well it didn't matter.

Also if you like Chandler you owe it to yourself to read Hammett. Author of the Maltese Falcon. It's much more sparse, less spectacular writing than Chandler's but he wrote some amazingly good books.

Also women. I find Chandler wrote about women the way an antiques expert might right about a selection of Ming Vases, with wit, insight, knowledge, and affection; but never with much sense that he particularly wanted to put his dick in one. Hammett female characters are quite a bit stronger.

>>47666344
>WTF is wrong with libertarians ?

Good question.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/libertarian-party-chairman-hopeful-strips-stage-c-span-n582501

>>47672902

A solid recommendation. Thank you. I'll look into Hammett, I was planning on going to the bookstore tomorrow anyways.

I don't know what type of books you like, but Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon has a wonderful mystery or two about it, and covers several very interesting character arcs, ranging from modern day investment treasure hunting, to WW2 codebreaking, to jungle survival. This is all tinged with Stephenson's meticulous attention to detail. You may want to give it a look some time.

>>47666344
>WTF is wrong with libertarians ?

Doesn't that question answer itself?

>>47670341
Dare I ask what book/edition these are from?

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>>47674384
Shadow of the Demon Lord.

>>47670341
>Desires end
You know, I bet this is even more horrifying to watch inflicted on women.

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>>47674700
>her womb falls out
Just like in my hentai mangas!

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>>47670341
>Part Bone From Flesh
Turns out the spoopy scary skellington was inside you ALL ALONG!

>>47661791
I'm guessing that this is from the same studio that gave us man-press guy

>>47661216
Heartily chuckled. The only thing that makes me hold back from playing a caster is the long downtime between our sessions and inevitable loss of interest that means I'll never break 6th or 7th level most of the time

>>47663322
Plot Twist
The Orphanage is named after it's founder, Robert Burning.

>>47663014
>do you really expect me to read all that shit dot jaypeg

>>47669471
Why is everything anime does so cringeworthy?

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>>47666439
>>47672464
This is autism. You have to finish the sentence to understand it as a whole. Stop interpreting information literally word by word.

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>>47675026
>There wasn't an octopus in history who was born a great swimmer, but the ocean currents swept him along all the same.
Thanks for the hint. The story makes perfect sense now.

>>47670150
I though that was a kids show.

>>47669332
>it has a ganglion midpoint thats around 50% of the nerves in its body and does literally everything else including problem solving

Well shit, my face has been hacked off. How can I resolve this issue?

>>47675078
And?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiscDvERLrU

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>>47675137
That was absolutely horrifying.

>>47675102
Suffer and die.

>>47675183
the biggest reason to make children's literature and media that you get to traumatize children

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>>47669595
fucking skinwalkers mang

>>47662332
>>47662437

bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b67zZlwHCCA

>>47674883
Man-press guy?

>>47661791
Hey, it looks more believable than when the Matrix did it.

>>47676049
the matrix is almost twenty years old now

>>47671571
It's a dude.
Also people usually miss Snake the first time because they're too busy looking at the trap.

>>47676049
Anon, Indian Action heroes do their own stunts.

>>47676065
One more year and it can post on 4chan without being underage b&.

>>47675662
fight me, faggot

https://vimeo.com/15103971

>>47676170
https://1d4chan.org/images/1/1f/InspektorkGadjit.png

>>47668421
>I snuck in the club, nigga!.jpg

>>47669595
kek

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>>47669741

Why does /tg/ suck so much at these?
I feel like a good third of you don't even grasp what a filename thread is and are just posting images you think are funny.

>>47669919
>pinterest level humour

McFucking Kill yourself

>>47670000
>They've got parasites...in their...tubes!

>>47670844
>humanforce
heh

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>>47676457
come on, some of them are pretty clever. If you have to put up with a certain amount that are just filler, well, you can't have everything in life.

>tfw when you post what you think is a clever filename and absolutely no one else thinks so (>>47663421)

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>>47670710

>>47669595
Ucles is a fucking maniac. Watch the video where he catches a fox barehanded.

>>47676463
>Pinterest

What.

That's Tumblr.

>>47676084
Never noticed it was a trap. I was too busy trying to figure out why snake was in there....son of a bitch.
It's like it works both ways.

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>>47676987

Basically how it goes.

>>47677180
.....sauce?

>>47677180
Journey to the West (2013)

It's a Stephen Chow movie and It's great.

>>47666692
>bugs bunny outruns the queen graboid

>>47677320
I knew it had west in the title! I remembered his fucking hair.

>>47670211

Made my fukkin' day.

I wish I knew how to make webms with subtitles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJEvhi2OlEY

>>47680163
sauce

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>>47680217
(SC52) [Draw Go (Souichi)] BakkonMaster (Pokémon, THE iDOLM@STER) [English] {doujin-moe.us}

>>47676148
I don't get it, that's a pissoire.

>>47670049
Fuck man, that really gives you an idea of how insanely cool a necromancer in modern times could be.
>Go to Ypres or the Somme or somewhere
>Cast reanimate, get shitloads of undead soldiers immediately
>use them to take over some shitty ex-soviet country or something
>build army of undead, complete with tanks etc
>wherever you go during your conquest, just slaughter everyone- they become part of your army

Jesus, and people thought liches were bad news before.

>>47680370
That is the point.

>>47680370
It is one of those avant-garde pieces that was intended to mock the art world... and the art world loved it.

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>>47668421
you have to wonder what that picture was originally meant to be

also: both sauce and a filename joke. Because I'm just that clever/autistic enough that I won't post an image in a filename thread without a filename joke

>>47680615
That is at least double assing it.

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>>47680465
>yfw the necromancers learn how to animate destroyed vehicles
>yfw burned out tank husks on the move
>yfw necrotechnomancers

>>47680615
Oh God what

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>>47680465

>>47680546
What are you talking about? People HATED Duchamp at the time. They were genuinely offended by The Fountain

>>47665983
>this is not Nilfgaard
>this is not my silver sword
>that is not Shani
>where the hell am I

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>>47680465
>Fuck man, that really gives you an idea of how insanely cool a necromancer in modern times could be.

>>47680692
yeah, but the rogue in question is a halfling

>>47669792
Sauce?

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Suggestions?

>>47682044
[thumbs up emoticon]

>>47682630
What is this, why does it feature Samus, and why does it look like Madhouse animated it?

>>47682630
looks like a pretty boring Monty Haul campaign

>>47680908
I feel sick now. What is going on with that fish?

>>47682986
The salt in the water makes the remaining nerve endings and muscles to start working. The fish is dead but it moves in predetermined patterns because of its primitive nervous system. That's the same reason giving electric shocks to a corpse would make it move in certain ways.

>>47682558
kamen rider fourza

>>47682630
You're just going to put the least imaginative 40k 40k name to it anyways, so it doesn't matter.

>>47682630
>Metroid casts fist

>>47671586
>Its not "that" bad so long as you travel in groups and stay in the white neighborhood shopping areas.
So like an rpg session?

>>47683731
/tg/ related, not the obvious 'lost Primarch', infuriates /v/. I approve.

>>47682630
Alchemical Exalted

>>47675137
christ, ive been looking for that for FUCKING YEARS.

>>47681862
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS

>>47665983
okay, my first thought when I saw this was of Raymond Chandler. Which makes it kind of weird that >>47672727
had nothing to do with it.

>>47684707

Speaking of differrent settings...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kJUBPiMSbg

>>47674384

Shadow of the Demon Lord.

One of the edgiest of the edge lord game settings out there, but it actually has one of the better systems.

d20 +or - modifiers to beat 10 for all skill checks
Damage adds no modifers from stats and is all based off d6's
Level up at the end of every adventure so no campaign should last longer than about 2 months since max level is 10
Character growth is fast as hell and there are thousands of possible combinations with no pre-requisites for going a vastly different direction for character growth.

Really the only big problem with the system is the setting being so god damned over the top violent it becomes absurd. Good for really dark humor that way though.

>>47670649
Source?

>>47686512
Kamidori : Alchemy Meister

It has like a trillion hours of gameplay, three storylines, tons extra post-game content, and the main character fucks EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING.

Earth Elementals, Death-incarnate, Elves, Humans, Succubus, a super xenophobic Chaotic-Good virtue-angel (complete with genocidal tendencies), Dryads... the list goes on. He fucks them ALL.

Did I mention you can synthesize your "main girl" new, upgradable armor sets? And you can fuck her while she wears them?

You should one-thousand-percent play it. You need to stop what you're doing right now and play it.

>>47682630
Doomgal

>>47684707
I love you, anon.

>>47689088

Sold.

maked new one
>>47690536