my elegan/tg/entlemen, let us write some epic lore

There was once a rabbit.

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There existed a land of peace and abundance.

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...but the gods were very , very bored with it...

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Each day the people danced and laughed and celebrated their prosperous lives while the gods yawned and balked.

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...so they asked the divine jester Bobobo to...

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... begin a play that would amuse them until time itself ended.

>>47643854
Transform the people and the order of the land into that of a great show for the gods to watch and enjoy.

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>>47643910
We can work with both

>>47643907
...but then the gods realized that gets boring after the x-th cosmic cycle...

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They began to cause natural disasters to entertain themselves.

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But that didn't seem good to all of gods, and so disaster-causing gods and those who protected people violently warred

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... as well as whorred

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They warred for centuries and the planet turned slowly away from the gods

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>>47644031
And so nothing protected the world from invasions From Beyond the Universe

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The event that followed was known as 'the dawn of Ayy'

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...but then , almost as if it followed the mourning of the suffering humans , a very brave skelleton popped out...

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and dropped an l, causing him to become a very brave skeleton

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An undead paragon gathered up the forces of mortals to fight off ayys

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Unfortunately he realized he was the ayy all along...

The ayy happened upon an uncontrollable urge to take a shit, but suddenly realizing he has severe constipation

It was then that the gods realized the narrative of their shenanigans wasn't making a lot of sense anymore, so they pondered if they should let the whole thing be taken by the void or not.