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Which CYOA do you think has the best lore?
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Fetish fuel comming through
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>>47590172
Race: Angel (19)
Class: Manipulation (15) + Bard (12)
Equipment: Robes (11) + Instrument/Harp (10)
Boons: Vitality (7) + Charisma (4) + Magic (1)

My songs make women reveal their true heart's desire: to spread happiness and love amongst one another.
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>>47590172
>sub/race: Surface dwarf 21/25
>class: Gunslinger+gambler 13/25
>ranged: x2 guns 5/25
>Armour: medium 2/25
>Prowess: Perception -1/25
>Treasures: Bottomless bag -3/25
>Complication: Dullahan

Shooting with head on your shoulders is highly overrated
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>>47590313
>spread happiness and love amongst one another.
Only amongst other woman?
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>>47590339
It wouldn't be pure love otherwise.
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>>47590365
So you're brainwashing women into lesbians. I hope some hero stops your rampage.
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>>47590172
Not really a fan of stats
>Angel 6
Demons look like edgelords, and being Human costs 4 points and High Elf costs 6 anyway, so may as well pick the race that's more beautiful and magical than Elves.
>Paladin 10
Same cost as Knight, but far cooler. Though, I guess there's no descriptions, so that's just a guess.
>Enchanter 13
To boost weaponry and general items
>Spear 15
coming back to armour later
>Charisma 18
>Vitality 21
>Heavy armour 25
Of course, you can always cheese this and pick all the permanent boosts and get equipment later. Could I not find a spear sometime later?
Unless you can increase stats like in an RPG, and getting a Boon is just like leveling up.


For that "Change the world"/"kinda like Magicalrealm but not really I hope" CYOA I'll go make and finish today, for better or worse, how do I avoid it becoming an imbalanced mess?
I want you to pick enough things to feel like you made a significant difference and you matter in the new world, but not so many points you're God.
I want each option to have purpose, even if one doesn't speak to you personally.
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>>47590381
Which "hero" would punish a gorgeous angel for spreading true love and happiness? No hero would. It's the perfect love crime!
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>>47590383
I tend to design a test villain, one who is about as powerful as you want us to be at best. Then make a few builds with your cyoa, compare to that villain, adapt and repeat until it's balanced.

Or just guess it.
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>>47590172
Did someone edit out all the text to troll us or something?
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>>47590209
I think Dungeon Meister.

What about you?
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>>47590209
I liked A quiet CYOA's settings.
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>>47590424
but there's no villain.
So you're saying "see what the most destructively powerful build you can make is"? I mean, the big thing is whether you want personal change, or change to the world. So I definitely want you to be Hugh Hefner + [Insert multi-billionaire] + Superman, OR you can change the world instantly.
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>>47590383
>how do I avoid it becoming an imbalanced mess?
limit how much complication person can take and use points in one category(mostly straight powers boosts)
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>>47590489
Quiet was the bomb diggity. Disappointed that it never got finished.

I still have some of the discussion threads saved.
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>>47590402
A hero with a penis. So all of them.
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>>47590209
Kingdom Crusher/Diplomacy
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>>47590172
Race: Angel (19)
Class: Manipulation (15) + Bard (12)
Equipment: Robes (11) + Instrument/Harp (10)
Boons: Vitality (7) + Charisma (4) + Magic (1)

My songs make men reveal their true heart's desire: to spread happiness and love amongst one another.

>>47590313
We'll do this together!
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>>47590515
I was planning to only have two/three (third being "local") categories:
>World-spanning
which cost more, of course, since they affect about 7 billion people and/or the earth
>Personal
which would be retardedly good and almost only cost bronze coins since they only affect one person. Plenty of fetish shit in here.
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>>47590489
>Let anons fill all the gaps
>All conjecture, no solid clue and nothing based on references.
>Quiet blatantly state he has notes on all the hidden lore, yet never confirmed or shown anything

Quiet CYOA is so deep guys. Quiet anon is a genious.
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>>47590383
Maybe just have each option change the world, then give you a minor boon related to the change?
For example
>Magic: Everybody gains a mana pool they can use to cast spells, but only 10% start with enough mana to do more than light a candle.
>You become a magical prodigy, able to perform feats like making fridges disappear without training or technique. You're by no means the most powerful in the world, but you have a good head start.
or
>Beauty: Everybody becomes more attractive by your definition. Even those with deformities won't rate less than 7/10 on the 'old' scale.
>You may alter your form within human limits (This won't cure you of anything Health fixes), so long as you become more attractive and are still vaguely recognizable as you.
or
>Peace: Humanity collectively decides that maybe this Ghandi guy had the right idea after all, and stops fighting wars. The rates of violent crime go down (but still exist), and everybody becomes harder to incite to anger.
>You have full control of your emotional state at all times. Nonemotional physiological responses (such as libido) remain unaffected.
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>>47590587
Don't forget the golden rule: if your mother wouldn't disown you for it, it's not fetishy enough.
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>>47590614
I know you're being sarcastic, and I never liked it either.

It all felt like meandering bullshit, and there was nothing to really grab my attention.
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>>47590525
>spoiler
I wasn't around then. Any chance you could post 'em? I'm rather curious
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>>47590614
I just want to build a new and better family for myself and get some magic too. No other cyoa has Quiet's in terms of siblings, parents, and family options in general combined with a fantasy setting.

Dragonborn had potential but it died.
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>>47590172
Race: Northern Human
Class: Summoner (Conjurer+Warlock)
Equipment: Robes, Staff
Prowess: Magic, Perception
Inferiority: Strength

My main goal is to join up with a capable band of adventurers to plunder ancient ruins and go on quests, though I'll spend my own time trying to expand my own power through bargains with powerful spirits.
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>>47590621
>>47590491
For balance, you could roll completely random builds somehow, and ask yourself "Would I be okay with buying this build, or is there something I really want to trade out?"
If you find yourself wanting to replace one option every time it comes up, you might want to buff it - same goes for nerfing things you always swap out for.
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>>47590621
>Maybe just have each option change the world, then give you a minor boon related to the change?
well... that's not exactly what I had in mind, but I'm still watching Archer while drinkingalcohol just kicked in while writing this, still got half the glass to go, so nothing is solid yet.
I don't enjoy "Magic is real oh and you're the 17/10 best mage ever even if you never train". I'd rather "you're above average, spend a bronze point to be exceptional (0,01%), spend silver coin to be 10/10 best mage evar".
It's definitely possible, but I'll have to think on it.
I definitely like your idea of crime, I wanted to add that as a worldspanning/local thing (crime doesn't exist / crime around you doesn't exist)
>>47590624
I don't think my fetishes are that bad, but I could be wrong.
She hates flamboyant gays, so I imagine anything but straight men liking vagina is bad for her.
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>>47590236
- Magitek type

- Synthetic Skin
- Machine Spirit
- Hidden Arsenal (Upgraded)
- Mind Link (Upgraded)
- Creativity

- Slice of Life
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>>47590637
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/quiet%20cyoa/

You can find them on archive. There was some great theories going on and the creator actually confirmed what was true and what wasn't.
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>>47590172
Undead 4
Lich 6
Warlock 12
Gunslinger 18
Gun 22
Armor Light 24
Catalyst: Palm beeds 26
Boon: Magic 29

Curse: Deformed 29

Bullet Hell
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>>47590810
Were those theories even necessary? I remember the Babylonian magic school heavily implied the teachers were up to something, and that there was some demon shit going on too. That's more than enough info for me to build with. You could also avoid most of it by being nobility which practically made you untouchable in that setting.
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>>47590700
For the magic thing, I mostly intended it to be "You're good at magic, but people will get much better than you if you don't train", meaning a starting point of around the top hundredth of a percent of the population.
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>>47590902
Yeah... I'd like to throw some gold coins at that option to just make me amongst the best always unless I deliberately ignore my training for years. Hard work is not the /tg/ way.
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>>47590209
Pokemon Personified
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>>47590621
i THINK i'll go with this one ,actially. Sounds more fun.er'll dssee.
coukd always do a seocnd edition in the same vein.
>>47590902
yes. good. adding shit to the list,.
I already can't see clealryly. this gonna be good.
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>>47590994
actually no, according to my word document right now it's still two sections.
but it can change, yah. Of course, when you make a world change, it'll affect you. You'll get magic if you implement magic into the world, you just won't be amazing without an added cost.
Fuck, Ireally do think it'll end up either underpowered where you feel indiadequate, or overpowered twhere' you abecome a god.
I am not alcoholic, so stop thinking it.
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Yall motherfuckers need some creativity.

25
Race: Taurus: 5 (20)
Class: Cleric: 4 (16). Seer (12).
Equipment: Mace (10). Gun (6). Heavy Armor (2). Kite Shield (0).

Lets go on an adventure to spread the good word of cow jesus.
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>>47590938
Then you'd have to look for the option that makes you stop being lazy.

>>47590994
Minor addendum besides telling you you've had more than enough alcohol for one CYOA is that each half of the personal/global pair powers should be roughly the same power except in exceptional cases - it helps prevent people loading up on one type of change and ignoring the other.

>>47591026
I said in >>47590698 that you could help balance by rolling random builds and seeing if they're close to what you want.
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>>47591082
>stop being lazy

How exactly is it lazy to want to be naturally gifted to the extent that hard work becomes mostly irrelevant? That's no different from how most characters in most fantasy novels get their powers.
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Has there ever been multiple CYOAs set in one universe?

I've been thinking of doing that.
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>>47591082
>spoiler
But I just added more alcohol
Screw you, I don't have a problem. Not yet.
>each half of the personal/global pair powers should be roughly the same power except in exceptional cases - it helps prevent people loading up on one type of change and ignoring the other.
I can't comprehend what that means

>tfw don't know the extent of my fetishes so can't add them to my cyoa
>tfw can't enjoy your cyoas because there's no imagination: My writing is law


okay writing begins now. Underscided whether to post it when i'm done, or tomorrow, since I can't read responses as they come in if I dso the latter
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>>47591216
Multiple:

Island, Worm, Conduit, Travellers (Same cyoa verse anyways), I think Italics; New World and Quests cyoas are set in the same universe. SDA's Angel/Demon Roommates and so on.
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>>47590172
>Name: The Lumberjack
>Race: Ent
>Class: Berserker+Beastmaster
>Weapon: Great Axe
>Armor: Medium
>Prowess: Strength+Vitality+Speed
>Treasures: Unique Weapon
>Complications: Deformed
>Inferiority: Charisma

Ironically using the magical axe Parash that killed its clan, the Lumberjack uses its rage and animal companions to fight until it can fight no more.

The fight against the wielder of Parash nearly killed the Lumberjack, leaving it fairly disfigured. It holds little love for the fleshy races below it, working for them occasionally, but not being particularly likable or charismatic.
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>>47591120
It isn't.
Getting a power to make you less lazy makes it easier to train to keep your magic strong.

>>47591216
Yeah, tons.
Even someone from Reddit has done that.

>>47591234
It means that each "The world doesn't change, but you can do X" choice makes it easier for the player to become Jesus.
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Would a MLP themed cyoa be against the rules?
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>>47591288
>It means that each "The world doesn't change, but you can do X" choice makes it easier for the player to become Jesus.
I stil don't understand
I'm really lookiung forward to seeing how broken this cyoa will be
>>47591311
yes, horsefuckiun gis against the rules
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>>47591311
They get deleted ever time they're posted.
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>>47591311
Yes, and you would be forever remembered as being a bigger fag than OP.
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>>47591322
Where could I find these forbidden apples?
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>>47591311

Yep, go to /mlp/ for that.
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>>47590172
>>47590313
>>47590571
Now that won't do, no way.
You will need a guardian.

Race: Angel (26)
Classes: Paladin (22), Learner (20)
Equipment: Ultra Greatsword (16), Heavy Armor -4 (12), Tower Shield (9)
Prowess: Strength (6), Vitality (3), Speed (0)
Curses: Deformed +4
Inferiority: Charisma +3

You do it, I'll have your backs covered.

>>47590381
>>47590532
No harm shall befall these two. None can stand against the righteous might of the faithful, and the will of god.
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>>47591311
Just, don't. Fucking don't. They have a containment board for a reason. Post that kind of shit over there.
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>>47591321
The more options you give to sacrifice global changes for personal power, the easier it is for someone to break it.
Tying each global change to a personal power (and vice versa) helps standardize both.
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>>47591377
>No harm shall befall these two. None can stand against the righteous might of the faithful, and the will of god
But God hates fags anon.
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>>47591377
So you want to help kill off every race thanks to homosexuals not producing offspring?
You're a villain.
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>>47590313
>>47590571
If you can sing straight people gay, does that mean that you can also fix gays with music?
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>>47590172
Race: Angel (19)
Class: Manipulation (15) + Bard (12)
Equipment: Robes (11) + Instrument/Harp (10)
Boons: Vitality (7) + Charisma (4) + Magic (1)

My songs remove will remove brain washing, and help people grow more in tune with their actual desire for love instead of others.
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>>47591398
It doesn't say on the CYOA that Angels are good. They might be the "hurr durr Lawful" kind that SMT loves to spit out.
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>>47591386
ah... yes, changing to give a small, personal boon to Global changes.
running through magical realm now for ideas
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>>47590172
Race: Angel (19)
Class: Manipulation (15) + Bard (12)
Equipment: Robes (11) + Instrument/Harp (10)
Boons: Vitality (7) + Charisma (4) + Magic (1)

My songs will make all the women who hear them unbearably thirsty for cock and submissive to men.
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>>47591501
Now this is an angel I can get behind.
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>>47591501
Do they work on you too?
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>>47591444
Angel war?
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>>47591501
I am okay with this.
Well, except it leaves open the risk of NTR
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>>47591398
Clearly God has decided fantasy mankind has reached its end and is now sending angels to make everyone lesbian or gay so this generation will be the last. It his will!
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>>47591526
Yep. But I'll win 'cause god hates fags.
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>>47590313
>>47590571
>>47591377
Race: Undead Spectre -6
Class: Gunslinger -6
Ranged weapon: two guns -8
Armour: Light -2
Prowess: Perception -3
Treasures: Two unique weapon's -6
Curses: Vampire +3
Inferiority: Charisma +3
DIE DIE DIE
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>>47591501
But by the time they hear it all men will already be gay, anon
They will fend off the turbosluts or kill themselves in the process of
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>>47591513
No, because that's how I was to begin with.
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>>47591529
Just make them thirsty for their husband's cock and only that cock. Like Monster Girl Encyclopedia.
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>>47591546
pic related?
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>>47591558
Well, in that case~
Dibs. You are now mai waifu.
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>>47590172
> Nothern
A U T I S M
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>>47591538
Clearly not
>>47590383
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>>47590172
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Angel(19)

Elementalist (16)
Alteration(13)
Warlock(7)

Combo:
Alchemy(4)

Catalyst:
Beads(2)

Armor:
Robes(1)

Drawbacks:
Vampire(4)
Strength Inferiority(7)

Shield:
Energy(5)

Revival ring(0)

Magical creature come to dominate the world and help the homo angels achieve their goals. LF> people interested in creating new races from scratch and ruling the world.
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>>47591501
As such >>47591577 the angel's quest comes to end, forever dammed to be anon's waifu while homosexuality continues to rage on the world she abandoned.

God's plan.
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>>47591577
>implying you can call dibs

Please, she'll just suck everyone else's dicks while you're not looking.
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>>47591566
I am a fan of this,
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>>47591615
One can be a waifu and have a mission still, anon.
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Fucking hell, what the fuck is up with the fucking angels in this fucking thread, fuck.
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>>47590279
I really, really wanted this to be finished. On the other hand, it inspired me to run an ERPG with a bunch of friends ... which soon evolved into a proper RPG, with my players turning into Bond villains, trying to take over the world.
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>>47591573
of course
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>>47591635
Clearly angelanon's research has paid off and she has found a way to multiply. The End is nigh.
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>mfw I caused the Angel Wars

I-I just wanted to post a new thread...
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>>47591546
I'm >>47591444
We're cool, right?
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>>47591668
I don't think having a clock in your eye is healthy. You should get that thing checked out.
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>>47591538
Please If God wants to wipe out humanity he goes the direct route, not pussyfooting around with indirect solutions.
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>>47590172
>Ent: Dryad 20
>Alteration 17
>Manipulation 13
>Enchanter 10
>Robes 9
>Prowess: Charisma, Magic, Perception 0

I ignore the large number of angels preaching about sexuality and conquer the world while nobody's looking.

I'm assuming their cost means that Dryads aren't tied to one tree (or at least can choose a bonsai).

Reducing all the races by 4 points, the armors by 1, and only giving 20 points would be more intuitive.
A one-sentence description for each option would be really nice, too.
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>>47591686
Don't tick her off, anon.
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>>47590621
okay, going in raw.
we'll see whatever comes out two/three horus from now.
already wrote out shit, but nowt enough fetish shit. No angelanon option, no monstergboy gur option
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>>47591678
>>47591501
Some of you angels are okay, don't come to manipulative bard collage tomorrow
-t. specter
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If you guys want, I can post a WIP CYOA to simulate discussion about non sex angel related material.
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>>47591741
How lewd is it?
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>>47591756
No lewdness.
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>>47591741
Why would we want that?
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>>47591726
>no monstergboy gur option
Then add an option that makes fantasy races a thing and lets people turn into whichever they want.

Also, the reality alteration slider was really neat, make sure to add something like it.

>>47591741
>If you guys want,
Why do people always ask that?
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>>47591767
>Why do people always ask that?
Attention whores who want to be (You) bukkaked.
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[39]Complications:
Vampire/Lycanthrope/Deformed/Dullahan
THOSE ARE CURSES? COUNT ME THE FUCK IN FOR ALL OF THEM, I AINT SOME FUCKING CASUL

[51]Inferiority:
Charisma/Magic/Speed/Perception
DON'T NEED CHARISMA TO TALK TO FITHY CASULS
SPEED/DEX IS FOR FILTHY CASULS
DON'T NEED TO PERCEIVE FILTHY CASULS
FUCK MAGIC

[34]Race:
Mountain Giant/Treant/Lich
FOR MAXIMUM HUGE AND MAXIMUM SPOOKY

[30]Classes:
Knight/Slayer/Smith
HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO SWING MY FUCKHUGE SWORD AND WEAR ALL MY SWAG GEAR? AND UNSTUCK SAID SWORD FROM A FILTHY CASUL'S TEABAGGED CORPSE?

[14]Prowess:
Strength/Vitality
THE ONLY ATTRIBUTES TRUE CHAMPIONS NEED

Equipment:
[10]Heavy Armour
HEAVY AND HARD CUZ I'M HARDCORE BABY

[00]Treasure::
Unique Weapon/Unique Armour/Phylactery
UNIQUE WEAPON IS MY FUCKHUGE SWAG STICK
WEARING MY PIMPIN ARMOUR OVER MY HARDCORE ARMOUR BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN
PHYLACTERY CUZ THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

COME AT ME BROS
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>>47591767
>Then add an option that makes fantasy races
already did
>the reality alteration slider was really neat,
I'll reread that one cyoa
Already had planned a perosnal power going, no one knows you're using your powers or they just accept it because I have a fucking in public fetish
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>>47591726
>No angelanon option
Just add an option that let's you define how common certain sexualities are.
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>>47591741
Just do it.
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>>47591767
>Why do people always ask that?
Cause they're not autistic like >>47591783
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>>47591805
adding it
And just because I'm nice read: Drunk enogugh I'll add one for the fgays, too
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>>47591840
Is there an option to give all of world's women penises?
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>>47590172
Race: Undead Lich (19)
Class: Alteration+Cleric (12)
Equipment: Robes+Staff (8)
Prowess: Magic (5)
Treasures: Unique Armor (Robes of Ultimate Spellcasting) + Unique Weapon (Staff of Flesh Alteration) (-1)
Complications: Dullahan (2)
Inferiority: Speed (5)
Extra Treasure: Phylactery (1)
Extra Equipment: Buckler

>be lich priest of the God of Flesh
>live in crypt no one bothers to look at because sex wars, and kidnap people that no one even pays attention to
>perform ritual to turn everyone on the planet into fleshy blobs
>gurgle satisfactorily because sexuality was more important than stopping a lich

Look on the bright side, though, we're all the same gender now: piles of sapient flesh.
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>>47591864
no nott yet ebcause not my fetihs.
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>>47591740
See? This is why you don't bully the quiet kids. Give them a chocolate bar or something every once in a while instead, that way when they lose their shit and go on a rampage that don't murder you too.
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So if I took Twile, Real Form, and the bonus, how would that work? Could I just use them as a sort of doorway thing? Or will she take over my body and another me can step out of mirrors?
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>>47590172
Can I use deformed to give myself a gigantic dick?
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>>47591886
Specifically don't include it to spite that guy who keeps spamming about it lately.
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>>47591919
This.
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>>47591840
Will I be able to eliminate fags and make a perfect world like God intended?
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>>47591919
Include it to spite this guy.
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>>47591890
There's angels who are just public relations officers/messengers from God with a capital G, who act all cutesy and occasionally flirt with the passing human and have nephilim lovechildren.

And then there's angels that will smite your ass and scatter the ashes across the breadth and width of the howling eternities so nothing remains of you, not your memory, your name, your family, friends, everyone you have ever met/connected/touched, possessions or creed.

Angels are scary man.
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>>47590172
My character's diminutive stature only seems to increase his joy and appetite for life. I see him as a rich bachelor traveling around, appearing casual and bon vivant but hiding a paranoid, secretive edge. Running from something. I guess I just made Tyrion Lannister knock-off.

>Halfling
>Rogue
>Gambler
>Scholar
>Slingshot
>Light Armor
>Prowess: Charisma, Perception
>Inferiority: Strength, Vitality, Magic
>Unique Weapon: A preemptive security system in the form of a whistling dagger and scabbard that alert me to danger beforehand.
>Bottomless Bag
>Wealth
>Revival Ring
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>>47591913
you can combine Mountain Giant dick with your normal char for 6 points
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>>47591714
>conquer the world while nobody's looking.
I'll take the Northern half and you take the South. Or did you really think nobody was looking?
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>>47592000
>scattering ashes to the heartless void
what a fags
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>>47590238
Cybernetic Endoskeleton
Enhanced Muscularity
Muscularity Modification
Integumentary Replacement
Conductivity Modification
Respiratory Augment
Artificial Organs
Self-Repair

Would have liked to get the heart too, but I figure I may as well roll with this.
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>>47592000
Triple zeroes confirmed to be the absolute objective truth.
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>>47591644
Details.
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I should make a CYOA about being a trap/sissy, but what would it include beyond
>you look better than a (flat chested) girl
>dick girl option
>dominate guys / they won't say no after seeing your dick
???
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>>47592185
That image doesn't look like the little boy is "imposing dominance" over the guys.
looks like he's about to get fucked in both holes.
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>>47592271
Boypussy that stays clean and self-lubricates
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Damn the new janitor is good.
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>>47592069
Sure. I'm not giving up Arabian Niiiights, but we can hash out the details later. Until then, have this pendant as a gift from me to you.
And it's not like any of the holier-than-thou schmucks are saying anything.
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>Angel - 19
>Paladin - 15
>Shapeshifting - 10
>Blood Mage - 7
>Elementalist - 4
>Bottomless Bag - 2
>Palm Beads - 0

So while y'all high society angels have been making shitty music and peeping on mortals banging, I took the form of the Dark Lord's concubine and infiltrated the castle. In the evening he took me to his chamber and as he ripped of my dress I SET MYSELF ON FIRE AND PUNCHED HIS FUKKEN FACE.

'Cause I actually listened during the damn prophecy class.
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>>47592271
>>47592325
Also some options for dicks, because some weirdos like to fuck girls while looking like one.
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>>47591796
You. I like you.
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>>47592342
He's fresh and new and full of pep.

It won't last.
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>>47591949
Look at this guy, you are amazing. I want to be your ally.
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>>47592352
>Also some options for dicks,
Elaborate.
>>47592325
Good point.

I was thinking of going to a different realm, one where traps/sissies/whatever are accepted, mainly to avoid cultural backlash. i don't want *too* much emphasis on that, though, since that's irrelevant to the fetish.
I don't think traps are accepted in my culture/country, so it wouldn't work here.
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>>47592351
You punched him after he tore off your dress? Kinky.
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>>47592421
>Elaborate.
Increased size, sensitivity and amount of fluids. Maybe an option to make it useless for the sissy boys who don't plan to use it.
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>>47592421
Where are you from? It sounds like a wonderful place free of the degeneracy of faggotry.
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>>47592421
If you want to widen your potential user base you might want to cater to the few different fantasies that are comprised under the umbrella trap/sissy.

Some are gay, some are straight, some are close to autogynephilia etc. Some want to be sub, others dom.
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>>47592351
It seems you've been hanging out with the faggy angels too much. This point you might aswell go full gay instead of coming up with ridiculous plans as an excuse to wear a dress and seduce bad boys.
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>>47592271
Will this be the dominant shota/trap cyoa we've literally all been waiting for?
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>>47592452
Gotta wait 'til just the right moment to turn back. Then while they're blinded by your glorious angel pec, cave their fucking skull in FOR MAXIMUM JUSTICE.
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>>47592478
Noted.
>>47592459
That's.... kinda gross, and something I hadn't thought about
I dunno, the idea of a horsecocked trap being submissive sounds nice. Guess I'm a deviant amongst deviants.
Just... having this amazing dick, and not using it, that's great.
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I don't know why /cyoag/ is so gay today but I kinda like it. Carry on.
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>>47592491
You seen any angel college in the last years? Those crazy divine justice warriors have infiltrated every institution and forced bullshit diversity course on us.
If they ever notice that you're still a bloody man you get kicked out from heaven and loose your holy powers.

Excuse me for being creative with the options that I have.
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>>47592556
It's not gay to get fucked in all holes by a guy you're "forced" to service (if you're first genderbent), anon.
How am I not banned yet?
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>>47590172
northern human -4 (21)
monk seer -8 (13)
spear -2 (11)
light armour -2 (9)
boons - Srength and speed -6 (3)
treasure - Unique weapon -3 (0)
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>>47592623
They didn't ban me for creating and posting the scatty trappy cyoa so I don't think you have anything to worry about. Discuss cyoas though.
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Box was going to post Hero School yesterday for his birthday. He didn't. Did he die on his birthday? Do we pray for him?
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>>47592555
>amazing
Enjoy your thirty second sexual stamina.
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>>47592734
Well he was a drunk. His liver might have given out.
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>>47592734
Pretty sure he just said he wanted it to be done by his birthday. Shit happens, he's probably just not done yet.
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Quick ten of your favorite cyoas are being made into a video game. What are they and who are the developers?
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>>47592734

It's Box. And it was his birthday. I'm sure he's just passed out.

Long as someone rolled him on his side, it's all good.
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>>47592665
Can I discuss CYOAs that don't exist yet?
At this point I don't even care if I'm a girl or a guy, I just want to be in love with someone and work hard to have them love me, too.
Of course, if I'm still a guy, I'd like to at least be cute. If I can be a cute guy, I can live with not being a girl, though I'd prefer to be one.
While on the subject, though I wouldn't want to look androgynous, could a flat-chested, androgynous girl seduce a gayboy?
Come on, they're practically a boy, and then it wouldn't be gay. I don't want to be gay.


Still waiting on that ban. Gonna happen any minute now.
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>>47592864
what the fuck did you do that deserves a ban?
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>>47592864
If I one day get magical powers, I promise I will help you fullfil your wish, samefeelanon.
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>>47592813
Star Dust, Space Refugee, Dark City, Beyond Sanctuary, Dragon King, Vampire King, Magical Realm, Domain Master, and Royal Revival.

Tarn Adams for all.
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>>47592864
are you that drunk anon?
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>>47592813
>What are they
Sissy Life
Slut Life
No, John. You are the Demons!
Rapture Academy
Intersexual Turboslut
Newborn Succubus
Monstergirl Survival Allies
Monster Waifu Choice
The Game of Alice
Magical Deviant CYOA

>who are the developers
No idea.
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>>47592929
I vote Jack Chick.
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>>47592929
>>47592940
No wait, M. Dickey.
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>>47592775
wait why?
Why does big dick = quick orgasm?
Shouldn't it be harder thanks to shitty blood flow?
When I said "horsecocked", I didn't mean having an animal dick, I meant having a really long and wide dick.
>>47592889
Talk about taking dick?
>>47592918
Cool. When you say "fulfill wish", you mean "make him a girl", right?
Right?
And make me cute, too, right?
>>47592925
You can't rpove that
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>>47592929
EA Games. They did wonders for Spore.
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>>47592966
>When I said "horsecocked", I didn't mean having an animal dick
This was the confusion point. I like pointing out to losers with that fetish that horses have pathetic stamina.
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>>47592734
Highlander literally got pillaged by Quebecois methheads. Boxy will rise. Just give him time.

>>47592813
> Quiet CYOA [FromSoftware]
> Spess Refuge [Freed Bioware]
> Star Dust [CCP Games]
> Magical Realm [A bunch of Japanese crack heads]
> Traveller [Highlander whipping a bunch of Indies]

>>47592973
Fuck you for reminding me about that game.
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>>47592813
That question has been asked literally hundreds of times already.
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>>47592995
>Spess Refuge [Freed Bioware]
Do you really want all the females and white humans being replaced with intersex demikin transexual transracial otherkin xers?
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>>47593020
Because we give Lurl a stick?
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>>47593082
Because that's who Bioware is now.
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>>47593020
Isn't Spess Refuge pretty diverse already. I vaguely remember there being a shy twink begging anon to ride his cock, amongst many other great companions.
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>>47592924
You absolute madman. He'd need to never sleep for a 100 years to even come close to finishing that list.

-Star Dust, +Space Inheritance for my list, personally.
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>>47593106
We just have to clone him and assign a Tarn to each game.

That one is a good choice too. There are a lot of good CYOA that are just below my top then that'd deserve it.
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>>47593103
That's not enough for these types. Gender binaries and the white race must be eliminated in their minds. This is why Bioware is a poor, poor choice to adapt any CYOA.
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>>47593138
> These types
Oh boy were here again.
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>>47592813
>tfw you will never have one of your CYOA's added to this list
Suicide is tempting.
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>>47593148
Hamburger Hepler pls
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>>47593149
I guess you didn't have enough waifus.
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>>47593168
> Throwing me in with that jackass
Christ call me a faggot, autist, cuck or whatever may have you but that's just in poor taste.
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>>47593128
You also need to clone John Carmack and enslave each John Carmack clone to each Tarn Adams in order to ensure all the games developed doesn't clog down the most powerful gaming PCs with piss poor optimized engines , menus within hundreds of user interface menus and outrageously convoluted spaghetti code.
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>>47593149
Name them and I'll tell you why.
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>>47592813
Numbers 1 through 10:
>No, John (Bendzz and some actual developers. Maybe Incase as an art consultant.)
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>>47593276
>Wanting sameface shovelnose furry
>Wanting regular sameface
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>>47593221
Hey, Anon said he wanted a Tarn Adams game. He gets a Tarn Adams game.
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>>47593276
> Incase
Stupid sexy Puazi
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>>47593191
...
I've actually been complimented (once) on waifus.
Well, some guy that posts without quoting people said I made nice waifus.
>>47593248
that's kinda gay, sorry. Gotta work harder I guess.
Get that recognition, deserve that recognition.
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>>47593318
Alright, so who would you pick?
At least Bendzz's style translates well to computer games.
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>>47593376
How about you pick a professional artist who can actually draw if you're fantasizing? No reason to settle for losers that might actually do ti and are shit.
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>>47593321
I don't want to watch fucking hundreds of hours of youtube tutorials and speed hundreds of hours consulting a wiki in order to figure out how to get a bunch of dwarves to not die from drinking magma or getting impaled by swimming carp.
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>>47590238
Circulatory Augment
Respiratory Augment
Positronic Brain
Artificial Organs
Starheart Core
Self-Repair
Digestive Modification
EMP Shielding

Bit of a Ship of Theseus situation here since just about everything inside my body has been replaced at this point. My actual physical capabilities aren't much more than an ordinary person but I don't have to worry about dying or really much of anything at this point. Plus I'm pretty sure I could swing most of this as potentally "medically necessary" if I ever had to.
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>>47593616
>>47593636
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>>47593680
Don't you need to be somewhere else?
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>>47593752
Do I? I don't get it. I'm making a joke about how Symbiotes hate fire.
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>>47593680
You know you can take an advantage that makes you immune to fire which will make you immune to almost anything anyone can do to stop you.
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>>47593792
except the cold
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>>47592511
Dare I ask?
Because, if It's what I think it is, you want to be a little kid, fucking boys and girls (an they're somehow okay with this, despite you being underage).
Don't really see how that could be replicated in a CYOA, in case anyone wanted to.
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>>47594068
There are plenty of porn games about it, you act like it would be arcane.
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>>47593404
Then you don't want a Tarn Adams game.
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>>47590284
>made them even younger in the pictures
man, how annoying
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>>47594100
I want a game anon, not a Asperger's syndrome simulator.
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>>47594068
Nah, I want to be the little kid and humiliate/dominate older boys and girls. They don't have to okay with it. I'll just bully them into it.

I agree that I've rarely seen it in cyoas though.
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>>47594088
I don't play porn games. I got bored by akawa shouja and Monstergirl quest.
The only other one I know of is about having catgirls (that I think want to fuck you, but I didn't get very far).
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>>47594128
>Only two pics like that are options to let you adjust their bodytype to taste
>Oh no they look different from default!
That is the point. That's what they COULD look like if you use the items, not their default. Not what you have to do.
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>>47594132
I don't know exactly how it'd work, so yeah, doesn't seem easy to implement
you'd need both
>look young
>massive dick
>bullying turns them on
or something similar
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>>47594383
It's actually pretty easy to achieve in the Aphrodite cyoa, if you make yourself really manly, age yourself back and buy the bullying power which makes people enjoy your bullying.
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>>47594502
>really manly
then you're not a trap
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>>47591216
Bounty Hunter and Last Star, but no one usually gets it.
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>>47592271
>>47592325
>>47592421
This will never be finished, maybe you can salvage something from here?
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>>47590172
>Surface Dwarf - 4
>Gunslinger - 6
>Gambler - 2
>Alchemist - 3
>Engineer - 4
>Gun - 4
>Light Armor - 2
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>>47594780
>CYOA
Whelp, X points is a lot.
>Magical Realm
Totally not part of my fetish
That whole "no one but you knows" is the best
>Bully (F)
Toootally not my fetish
>Oxytocin
I am okay with this.
Sensitive was a possibility, but I don't like the whole "it's a game to get you off".

>Youth
>Smooth hands
Well, there aren't more perks, I guess.

Fuck that is cring-y to read
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>>47590313
>>47590365
>>47590381
>>47590402
Angelanon?
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>>47595012
>>47595031
I don't think so. That build has no "healing" power. The angelanon trifecta clearly contains "angels", "lesbianism" and "healing". That is the mark of the true angelanon. This build is only a pretender.
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>>47595140
I have theory that you people are so fed up with the constant stream of shitposting and autists sperging out at cyoa creators that you developed nostalgia for past shitposters and figures of wanton debauchery who's bullshitery didn't interfere with OC.
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>>47595189
Yeah, that special brand of shitposting were you just keep making fetish builds for every cyoa without actually shitting on them is golden. It's a lost art.
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>>47595140
Why would healing power be needed for a fetish build?
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>>47593616
>>47593636

Two builds baised on toxin because I prefer working with a build-able base.

Hero Toxin: Regen, Resist (general,) and strength
Burglar and #1 fan.
Stopping bank robbers and "trying to find the missing yet insured money" by day. Shitposter and possible upstart "neo-tony stark" by night.

Villain Toxin: Strength, Nat weap, Spawning and Mind control.

Villain and Scientist
Drawback: Hunted
Giving the spawn to the villain I think we might be enough to secure the positive (and negative) notice of the big boys and girls and maybe take over a small country. It's a risk to convince toxin that gaining power secures it's security, but it could work.
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>>47595237
You're just trading heart cancer for skin cancer anon.
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>>47595673
I can appreciate a master shitposter finding a way to get her lesbian fantasies in any given cyoa though. You got to admire that kind of cancer for its sheer tenacity and ingenuity.
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>>47595738
Nothing wrong with admiration anon, but this obsession and need to prop up a puppet in her farcical likeness to repost her old builds, to write in her bubbly and naive writing style as well as uploading all of her images is sociopathic to the extreme. It ain't healthy.

This is coming from a anon who has RP'd with her in the Magical Realm threads for 3-4 months. I don't want to open that can of worms ever again. You are trifling with powers you do not comprehend, I beg with you anon, let bygone demons sleep where they are.
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>>47595887
I don't post any of that stuff. I just admire her shitposting skills. I like her even more than jumpchain mommy.
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>>47595932
You mean Red?
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>>47595738
>master shitposter finding a way to get her lesbian fantasies in any given cyoa though
>master
that's braindead level shitposting, no skill needed to bend CYOA rules for lesbian angel fetish
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>>47594780
>tfw anon never sucked ya dick despite promising to
You're all assholes. Everyone one of you.
And not the good kind of asshole either.
Last time I do anything for you fuckers.
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>>47595932
>>47595936
>Crossthread shitposters
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>>47595968
Ain't anyone's fault but your own for not documenting the deal with a legal binding form with the dick sucking anon's signature and address.
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So I finished this. Again, I barely proof read it cause I'm just trying to put it up before I have to go for a bit.

It is 100% a fetish/waifu cyoa, and I totally get if you want to just pass it over completely if it's not your thing. I tried to put in some options that would make it better for you, but that's fine if you're not interested at all.

The last option isn't really tech, but whatever. I wanted a way for you to be able to get mutations.

Anyway, I'm heading out now, but I'll quickly post the 2 pages and be back to answer any questions.
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>>47595936
Angel and Red hate each other.
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>>47596092
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>>47596092
Use spoilers anon, or our new Janitot-kun will delete it.
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>>47595887
>This is coming from a anon who has RP'd with her in the Magical Realm threads for 3-4 months. I don't want to open that can of worms ever again.
Please share the juicy details anon. I've always wondered what was so bad about it that the drama lasted for years.
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>>47596113
That's because Red is a psychologist, I remember she stated many times that trying to comprehend Angelanon's behavior and coasting her to settle the fuck down despite being an educated adult who does bio-assay analysis for a chemical company has almost given Red an aneurysm,
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>>47596092
Yeah… I'm definitely passing on this.
Tits bigger than head makes no sense and doesn't appeal to me at all.
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>>47596278
I'm with you, though I will point out one of the items in the second page does bring the sizes back down a bit. Still, I'm not that interested in checking it out because as much as I love big boobs, those pictures are just too far and kind of a turnoff.
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>>47596278
Huh, and there's even a genderswap option.
But again, it doesn't appeal to me since I don't want to break my back or carry 50% of my weight in my tits.
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>>47596092
>>47596120
>Diane

>Gigantic
>Strength
>Iron Skin

>Robot Butler
>Personal Shield
>Genderswap:
-Gigantic
-Strength
-Iron Skin

I think it's castration time again! Diane and I are going to hit the streets and judge the worth of those puny men.
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>>47596191
firstly,
>women one the internet
secondly!
>a shrink and a chemical girl walk into a multiversal tavern
and finally:
>jumpchain
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/cyoa/: high quality waifus at low low prices
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>>47596092
pass, I knew there was a such thing as too much tits, but this goes past that into nightmare country
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>>47596311
Which only affects one person, not everyone.
If it made every girl have great, big tits, but within reason, I'd at least read the CYOA.
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>>47596343
Can't decide between Laura and Leona
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>>47595887
Me too. If you don't mind dredging up old history, who were you?
I remember right before it ended everyone was like 'oh what's he going to be doing on earth at the same time as all this,' when I was just going to go fix everything.

Didn't angelanon have a picture of herself up at one point? Because I remember it looked hilariously similar to the "I deleted all your porn and replaced it with pictures of me" girl.
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>>47596092
It's beautiful
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>>47596399
Choose Leona.
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>>47596343
more like

/cyoa/: become the waifu
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>>47596191
>psychologist
>doesn't realize that otherwise intelligent adults can be severely unstable
Abnormal psychology isn't her area of focus is it?

>>47596339
Two female tripfags meet and immediately dislike each other. Sounds about right actually.
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>>47596498
Can I please be the waifu to some horny, perverted anon?
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>>47596170
You can't handle the truth anon.

Because the truth is a lot more boring then what you heard from second and third hand retellings. Most of the drama comes from Angelanon being an naive dipshit for responding to every troll and master baiter nitpicking on her lesbian fetish-fueled realm, as well as throwing a temper tantrum every time there's some collaborative RP activity and every player contributes in their own way and Angelanon was just left out because her realm was boring as all fuck offering nothing but party loving lesbians and angels and she can't think of any way of being useful other then being this central hub world where everyone meets up and just have fancy tea parties with her lesbians.

And when the players started reading between the lines to see what each other's magical realms truly offered, they put the notion of designating Angelanon's realm as the meeting place up again, because they don't to be accidentally corrupted into submissive lesbians and decided instead to just create an pocket reality space that intersects with everyones' realms. I remember seeing Red spending a huge amount of time and energy trying carousing Angelanon out of that shitfit.

Other then that, the other problems were powergaming that led to a dickwaving contest and the cyoa author outright abandoning the RP threads and never releasing the multiplayer DLC to settle the issue, and the roleplaying itself stalling out due to be people leaving or the players meandering about on some in character/RP related topic taking forever to resolve.
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>>47596522
You really want me to press my sweaty hairy body against you and come before you can even undress??
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>>47596092
Hailey - She seems nice & hiding her face in her chest seems cute.
Taller, Balance Act, Gigantic - This will make her more embarrassed, but I like it.
Robotic Butler, Skin lotion, Gender swap
Gender swap mutations:
Huge, Sensitive, Balance Act
I'll do my best to get her to accept her new form. If she's getting too much attention, I'll try to distract those people to get her some relief, after she's done that cute thing where she hides her face for a bit.
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>>47596498
Wait what?
Yeah, I'm teleported to the Lost Waifu dimension, but why would you believe I'm a waidu?
>>47596522
This, except I demand they're at least white and not fat.
>>
I'm going to write a CYOA and you guys are going to help. Totally not inspired by real life events.
You guys can write in on choices, I'm looking for about 4 options at each question.

One day while washing your car, you find several drenched bugs struggling to get off of it before you come in with the soap.
>Choose one bug to save
By the time you come back from dropping it off in the grass, the rest are nowhere to be found.

>Bee
>Ant
>Praying Mantis
>Butterfly
>A fucking bird.
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>>47596403
Yeah I remember a similar picture, I think it was some average looking brunette chick with short to shoulder length hair.

cyoa related it, I'm its author.
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>>47596619
> A fucking bird.
Was it one of those days anon?
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>>47596343
Nomi fits my preferences nicely.
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>>47596631
I don't remember what instrument you played, but I was totally going to get a band together and un-mind control everyone with the power of punk rock.
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>>47596691
It was the accordion.
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>>47596547
>sweaty hairy body
That makes you sound fat.
But otherwise? Yeah.
What could be more romantic than him cunning in his pants before you even get to touch him? He's so attracted to you the mere thought of you is too powerful.
Sure, you barely get to feel him inside you before he spurts all over, but that can be trained.

He'll need lots and lots of training.
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>>47596540
What kind of tantrums/shitfits are we talking about? Also, some anon said that Angel had a cam pic of herself for an avatar before changing it to something else. Is this true? Is she a qt?
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is that guy who asked for a "sacrifice your manhood in return for powers"-guy around here?
I'm kinda drawing blanks since I already know I want to take all the powers and suffer the "horrible consequences"
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>>47596619
It turns out that the bug you saved was ~*MAGICAL*~ and is running behind on giving out magic shit today, so you get a good one.
>what will you ask the bug for?

>>47596720
It turns out that all birds are jerks, but this one is still magic.
>I want to be able to fly
>write in
this is the one I had the least options for

No, nothing happened while I was washing cars besides getting deserted and having to do most of everything myself. Really
>>47596720
I believe I told you I could work with that.
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>>47596762
We're literally talking about 2 year old "I WANT ICE CREAM FOR DINNER, GIMME ICE CREAM MOMMY!" crying babby mode here.

And in order to calm her down we literally just said, "yeah your realm is no longer the hub world anymore but don't worry my sweet summer child, you'll be included in ALL of our fantastical adventures as we each GM our own realms on our awesome RP forum!" Which is the equivalent of taking the lollipop away and promising cake later on if she manages to behave. But the cake was a lie..

she posted an picture of herself for an avatar on Dungeon Sake RP forum we eventually fled too, when we got fed up with all the shitposters. Sadly the forum is now defunct.
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>>47596870
>what will you ask the bug for?
Bug waifus
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>>47596870
>what will you ask the bug for?
Can I be a hot girl that has guys fall in love with me with ease, only to break their hearts because cheating is wrong?
Otherwise guess I'm going with whichever power gets me a harem / lets me control people.
Preferably the kind of control where they don't want to disobey me, not obey me because they feel forced to.
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>>47596540
>and Angelanon was just left out because her realm was boring as all fuck
Without more details, it sounds like you guys were being jerks to her. You couldn't find a way to include her in your little RP?
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>>47596913
Just saw >>47596904. Nevermind.
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>>47592734
Someone asked me to post it on the 6th.
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>>47596906
>>47596909
The bird can't do that shit, he only does practical shit. Asshole.
If you want a bug waifu or some random fetish thing, go back and pick a bug.
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>>47596547
That other anon is some skank out to steal my horny husbando.

But while I was hoping for something more perverse, as long as you're using my body to get off I'm more than happy.
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>>47596913
You got to understand her mentality anon, she's a backseat roleplayer/spectator. She wants to be that background character that participates in every major raid by being the healer/support while being completely out of harm's way, observe all the cool and awesome shit that everyone else gets to do does.

She had very little initiative and couldn't roleplay out of a paper bag. But after we moved to the RP forum she decided to roll with the idea that her character was this sweet and innocent princess who was secretly evil and hatched a plan to mind control Earth with viral J-pop music.
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>>47596957
Fuck that noise. I wanna be a Supersaiyan now!

Please post it if you've finished it
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>>47593636
Hybrid

Immunity Sonic
Immunity Fire
Regeneration
Strength
Spawning

Sidekick
Scientist

Menace
Hunted

So I'm thinking I'm a scientist who got caught up in Hybrid's creation experiment where they bonded to me by accident and don't want to let go. The Scientist is my work buddy and we helped create the Hybrid so we don't want to see an otherwise peaceful symbiote used for killing when it could be used to protect or help in other scientific or medical fields. While slinging around in the city one of the personalities split off while I was testing all the weird new powers and ended up bonding to the Sidekick. Now since the government wants the symbiote back and they can't get it from me because I'm immune to everything they target the girl who I now have to train and protect as everyone thinks I'm some monster because the media is owned by the government.
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>>47596987
That was my write-in for the bug, though.
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>>47597020
Man I had class yesterday so I'm out celebrating my birthday tonight. If I wasn't on mobile I'd post it for sure
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>>47596957
>he's actually doing it
You're an absolute gent. Looking forward to being a nice, dominant male with plenty of masculine classes.
Hopefully there's some Amazon-tier girls.
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>>47596092
Okay, picked Janelle. 'cause she's into the lewd
>true random. Rolled d6, got 6. Rolled 6D15, got 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 14.
>Storage chest, strength, iron skin, sensitive, absorption, and multiple.
>stretchy clothes, hi tech bathroom, and robot butler.
Well, I won the jackpot.
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>>47596092
What degeneracy. Everyone knows that flat is justice.
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>>47597086
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>>47597059
I'm mature enough that I can wait a day before ascending to Supersaiyandom.

Happy Birthday
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>>47596904
>>47597006
Sounds pretty terrible desu. Kind of explains why she turns down offers to start more serious roleplay in favor of "light RP and build discussion".
>hatched a plan to mind control Earth with viral J-pop music
Hmm. She never struck me as a weeb.
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>>47597045
>Bug waifu
But,
>BUG WAIFU

The magic bug finally relents and leaves.
Tomorrow morning, a woman shows up at your door, pledging her undying love for you.

If you saved the bee, it's a motherly blond. She's soft and pleasantly hip-y, and will veritably buzz around the house doing chores; but her favorite thing to do is make food, especially sweets and baked goods.

If you saved the ant, it's a delicious brown, fit woman. She's sporty and will scour the house. She is especially good at building projects. I hope you wanted your basement finished. Because it is now.

If you saved the mantis, you get a tall, striking woman who enjoys art and parties.

The bee and ant waifu will strongly urge you to start a lovely family with them, including lots of kids.
Mantis waifu will be happy with crazy sex.

If you chose the butterfly, you get a guy in drag instead. You can send him back if you want, he's not really useful.
This would be funnier if you guys went through the other options before going for the waifu option straight away.

The bird firmly denies your waifu request.
Bird only gives out practical shit. Like being able to fly.
Fucking asshole.

>>47597268
Several people sabotaged her mass production efforts. Simultaneously.
She gets a lot of flack for it, but at least she got people to do stuff.
I wanted to assemble FIVE REALM LORDS WITH ATTITUDE to go on a global crusade of punk rock to fix it.
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>tfw Kit, SDA, Bliss, Berry, Boxwine, Italics and many others haven't posted a cyoa in a long time and are most likely dead.
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>>47590209
I've actually thought about writing fagging a serious story for Slutlife.

I see potential in the relationship between Earth and Kepler 186f, as well as how much power companies have over the planet/land they own and how much power a government has over the same land

I just keep losing motivation
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>>47597374
Christ anon I'm starting working on Muscle Wizard cyoa revision 2.00. But currently I'm drunk, tired from a double shift and dyslexic as fuck due to the drunkenness.
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>>47597336
>Realm Lords Battle of the Bands
Pretty epic.
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>>47591724
under-rated post.
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>>47597374
soon
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>>47597374
>Italics hasn't posted a CYOA in a long time

Sure, he definitely didn't post the 11 page Girls Military update last week. Uh huh.
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>>47597418
Italics is making a remake of Pick-A-Goddess, but not one of Dusk City or fixing the fuck out that Null cyoa.

What is his priorities?
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>>47597374
Beri posted an addition this thread. Box Wine posted less than an hour ago.
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>>47596904
>she posted an picture of herself for an avatar on Dungeon Sake RP forum we eventually fled too
You didn't answer the most important question. Is she a cute?
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>>47597374
Kingdom Diplomacy wasn't that long ago and obvious SDA posts are randomly cropping up again.
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>>47590172

Race : Angel

Classes :Cleric, Warlock, Blood Mage, Elementalism

i'll be angelic werewolf kek
Armour : Robes

Boons : Magic, Vitality

Curse : Lycanthropy
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>>47597336
>Several people sabotaged her mass production efforts. Simultaneously.
She gets a lot of flack for it, but at least she got people to do stuff.

I disagree it wasn't as much sabotaging her but more like "Look at me, I'm doing mysterious shit with ulterior motives, WHAT COULD I BE UP TO!?!"

Red's character hacked the internet, the steampunk ultracapitalist cyborg dude I think completely disregarded all of our trade sanctions and planned to sell earth all of his high-tech death rays and weapons for shits and giggles. And that dude who RP'd David Xanatos just swirled his wine glass and went [Planning Intensifies]

Fuck man even my character arrived in the Himalayas, cited some pisspoor spell ritual and punched the mountain "alive" so potential earth muscle wizards had a means to complete their training and awaken their latent manly magical potential.
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>>47597444
The correct ones.
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>>47597444
The way you type reminds me of the way he writes.

Regardless, let the man do what he wants. If he wants to leave the Dusk City CYOA where it is and make a new one in the same universe, that's fine.
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>>47597458
She was either average or slightly above average, hard to say because it was stupidly close-up cropped shot of her face that only showed her eyes and hair.
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>>47596631
>Background: Cunning
Being sneaky is always nice
>Training region: Carnivorous forest
+Phoenix Jungle and Ancient Pagoda perks

>Cast Fist:
Passives: Dominant hand, Corkscrew, Monkey hand, Combo breaker 4/18
One-handed: Jab, Elbow strike, uppercut, knockout, Feint 9/18
Palm: Parry palm, Pulse palm 11/18
Grappling: Throw, clinch 13/18
>Cast foot:
Passive: Tempered heel, footwor, Conditioning 16/18
Leg: sprinting dash 17/18
Kick: Thrust 18/18
>Freeform
Passive: Fool's errand

>Legacy: lightning
>Title: Asura

I not only cast fist, but also leg with it.
Getting close with Sprint dash to enemy and unleashing Thurst with same leg while my left hand has Feint, Right hand has Knockout with Uppercut, second pair with Elbow strike/jab and jab. Before enemy will fly away, combo of nine strikes should surely press some pressure points or break him, if not I can always run with help of fool's errand
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>>47597556
>or slightly above average
All I needed to hear.
Now if only she were straight/bicurious.
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>>47597086
Louis Wu says there ain't no justice.
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>>47596092
>Rachel
>rolled 6 on die, 6d15 on wizards dice roller:14,9,7,9,3,5
>Taller, Balance Act, Strength, Milky x2, Hypnosis
>Breast Pump, Hi-tech bathroom, Robotic Butler

Well, this isn't so bad. Cushy apartment, pleasant cushy wife, robot butler, and the potential for super-villainy. What more could one ask for from a roommate?
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>>47596909
The only fetish thing I have written is for the bee. If you want something different, write in for a different bug.

>make me your queen
The bee insists it can't do that, but does give you this:
If you're a guy, while having sex with a willing partner, you sick fuck, you can choose to KYS.
Well, what actually happens is that it's mind-blowingly good for both of you, but you are so spent by the endeavor that you die.
The girl, on the other hand, immediately gets pregnant with at least two of your kids, and inherits your very specific life insurance payout courtesy of the bee that will take care of her needs. Because of that one night, she will forever husubando your memory and the thought of that sex will sustain her the rest of her years.

If you're a girl, having sex with a guy will turn him into your obedient drone. You've got kind of a capacity for how many guys you can keep enthralled, however, and how much of that space a guy takes up can vary a lot. They don't have too much initiative, and will mostly offer to pleasure you somehow, but they'll do most things and they aren't particularly more idiotic than they were before.
If you go over capacity, the most recent and space-filling ones will start to break free first until you're at capacity again. They'll be a little crazy. Expect a superhero nemesis.

>>47597458
I didn't think she was terribly cute, and I certainly didn't save it.
All I saw was a thumbnail anyway.
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>>47597556
>Angel average or above average gril
People saying there's no way she's a female eternally BTFO. Also >>47597628

>>47597523
Are you Armstrong? Seems like she thought highly of you, despite her supposed dislike of men/masculinity.
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>>47593616

-Toxin
-Resistant
-Regeneration
-Strength

Reporter
Scientist

I'll be an anti-hero.
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>>47597692
>bees
>not superior mantis

I didn't know your taste in insectoid monstergirls was so pleb tier.
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>>47597692
That bee gift is terrible.
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>>47597722
His write up for the mantis was terrible. Generic hedonist party whore. Killed it for me.
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I am angelanon! Bow before me you shits
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>>47597692
>having sex
Oh cool, so it does nothing
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>>47596092
>Not immediately choosing Rachel
If I'm her perfect guy in any sense of the word and wants to get married asap it means she's perfectly fine with my tastes, fetishes, politics,and job. I seriously do see no downside.
>>47596120
Perks
>Balance Act
As an Assman, this is 100% necessary for me. Hips, Thighs, and Ass makes the world turn man.
>Huge
I like em big, inhumanely and grotesquely big for a normal person. But Gigantic is still sorta disgusting to me.
>Solar Powered
Me and her can just hangout outside for a few hours and we can get half a week's worth of power. Great for energy bill.
Tech
>Stretchy Clothing
Probably the most practical out of all the tech for your average day besides maybe Anti Gravity Bra
>Self Driving Car
Just another thing to stop worrying about. We'd both use it quite a bit.
>Robotic Butler
Cleaning and Cooking would be great. Plus it fulfills my only realistic dream of having a dual income household. We'll only have to worry about our Jobs and our Kids.

Anyway OP, I gotta say. Rachel is overpowered. Literally not a single downside or bad quirks. She's just about every nerd here's perfect gal.
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>>47597722
It's all I had thought of.

>>47597727
Ask a different bug then.
If you're kind of specific, I'll be able to come up with something better.

>>47597743
It's not my thing and I'm not good at this.
Why isn't anyone asking for super powers? I'm better at that. Probably.
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>>47597705
>Are you Armstrong?
Yes.

>Seems like she thought highly of you, despite her supposed dislike of men/masculinity.

Because I was the first fucking person she did light RP to my knowledge on 4chan, at the time I had ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE what she was going to be like. I thought she was another weeb on 4chan that wanted to be a little girl/pretty magical princess. Fuck man why did I had to white knight in character for her?
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>>47597778
Make me Meltman, with the power to melt.
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>>47597722
My insidious weakness for bugs strikes again.
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>>47596092
Rachel

-Milky
-Sensitive
-Adaptive temp

-Shrinking Pill
-Robotic Butler
-Skin Loiton

ok now...i'm ready to fuck....
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>>47597859
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>>47597825
The ant takes out a magical magnifying glass and gives it to you.
If you hold this over your head on a sunny day, you'll be able to melt, and maybe even catch fire.
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>>47596343
ella, because she can clean and cook. CLEAN and COOK. haha.ha.
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>>47590172
Lich *6
Necromancy *5
Seer *4
Staff *3
Magic *3
Uniqe Weapon *3
Phylactry *4
Vampire *3+

I will be known as the legendary vampire lich.
And also I don't know what the fuck a Phylactry is but I switched away my armour for it so it better be good.
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>>47598033
A phylactery is the thing a lich keeps his soul in.
It's your respawn point.
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>>47597743
>>47597778
Its fucking easy, stop thinking with your head and think sensually with your dick. Let me show you how its done.

>You are taken to the ceremony room, it is warmly lit, the smell of cherry blossoms fills the air and a splendid banquet and a luxuriously bed is laid out for you.
>Before you sits the geisha dressed in a vibrantly red kimono.
>She bows her head with a dignified and regal posture, every movement sublimely graceful.
>"Master, its so very nice to finally meet you. I hope I can satisfy your... every need."
>She begins pouring you a cup of tea, delicate white porcelain hands wave and weave back and forth in a mesmerizing display of time honored tradition refined to the height of art and eloquence.
>She carefully places your cup simmering with the herbal broth on your coaster
>you motion your hand, grasping her arm gently.
>She blushes and nudges her head in surprise at the touch
>your hand slides down her silky smooth unblemished chitinous carapace riding down to her hand.
>you slowly cusp her doll like hands in your palms
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>>47598077
>Geisha
>Literally just Japanese prostitutes
>Story about some loser getting fresh with a prostitute.
You're not good at this either.
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>>47597418
-xhrist

Cause immortality
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>>47598117
She could just be roleplaying as a geisha anon.

Fuck man, if our imaginary sexual foreplay isn't good enough for you, than imagine it yourself.
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>>47598152
>He wants his girlfriend to roleplay someone whose job it is to take anonymous strangers' dicks.
Really?

>Fuck man, if our imaginary sexual foreplay isn't good enough for you, than imagine it yourself.
The only reason I bothered criticizing you is because you took it into your hands to write an appealing waifu, and flubbed it hard. That's opening yourself up for criticism, then tripping over your feet when you, for some inexplicable reason, made her a little prostitute. What was going through your head?
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>>47598181
>What was going through your head?

Fucking fancy exotic prostitutes, why?
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>>47598213
And why did you think that makes them appealing as WAIFUS? It's one thing to think 'wow this weird girl would be a good fuck' and another to think 'I'd marry this weird girl'. You don't do the later with prostitute, bro. You're applying the wrong fetish to the wrong situation.
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>>47598117
>not melting the hardened working-girl shell to enjoy the gooey romantic nougat suppressed within

You're not as good at this as you think you are.
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>>47598262
>Anon thinks he's special for riding the town bike.
>Anon thinks the town bike is a prime catch
>Anon thinks he's not selfish for trying to hog the town bike
>Anon thinks a town bike would actually let him be the exclusive rider
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>>47598237
>'wow this weird girl would be a good fuck' and another to think 'I'd marry this weird girl'

To be fair to the other anon, sexual attraction is pretty important if you're going to get married to somebody, and nobody's really all that happy if their spouse is like a dead fish in bed except a necrophiliac or doll fetishist.
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>>47598077
Well, I like your write faggotry.
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>>47598296
Completely irrelevant post. One doesn't need a prostitute to find a girl who is pretty and not a dead fish.
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>>47598237
I'm drunk, listening to Rhaspsody of Fire, The Protomen and various Japanese symphonic/alternative metal remixes from the Black Mages to Romance Saga Rebirth and secret of mana soundtracks,as well as the Red Army Choir.

I don't I'm in the right state of mine to care anon.
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>>47598291
>Anon thinks he's special for riding the town bike.

Way to miss the entire point, entirely.
You're even worse at this than I had thought previously.
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>>47598291
Is it wrong that I want the town bike for myself?
She'd do anything for my dick, and nothing is off-limits. She'd do things to me I wouldn't dare think of.
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>>47598337
>I was drunk and didn't think.
Workable explanation senpai. But for the future, keep in mind, prostitutes are not waifus. They're vendors.

That said, your writing is good, your taste in images exquisite, you just forgot what a waifu is. A shitty cutesy corruption of wife. As in, someone you would want to marry.

>>47598349
Your point is that you think it's a great or worthwhile thing to romance a prostitute. You think you are 'special', and thus can completely change her personality and approach to sex through your magic penis, and get her to instantly quit her job to serve you.

>>47598373
>She'd do anything for my dick
For the right price, maybe.
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>>47596092
>Diane

>Balancing Act
>Adaptive Temp
>Sensitive

>Stretchy Clothing
>Skin Lotion
>Gender Swap

>Taller
>Milky
>Hypnotic

Friendly giantess helps her roommate... unwind after work. Who knows? Maybe she'll quit her job so she can be my full-time cow girl, or maid, or sex pillow...

So many choices are best in combos, you need to add drawbacks or something.
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>>47598403
Incorrect.
Please leave and don't come back until you develop some semblance of imagination.
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>>47598316
>Completely irrelevant post.

Like most others I make. I agree with you though, I just think that was his thought process and he lacks the foresight to see how being with a prostitute could possibly ever go wrong.
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>>47598421
>Incorrect
Oh really anon? 'cause I'm reading >>47598262 , and it's saying you want to win the prostitute over with your magic penis and make her your wife.

>>47598438
Possible, probably. Dude says he's drunk. That said he's not bad at writing, so hopefully he can harness his powers for good. Or at least the appropriate goals.
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>>47598066
Oh, I guess it was worth it then.
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>>47598117
> >Geisha
> >Literally just Japanese prostitutes
That's not it at all. Prostitution is just the first thing that people seem to think of for "women entertaining men." For one, there's a lot of loyalty in them. When a geisha or other mistress would bare a lord's child, they would be considered part of the extended family. And that was just in the olden days. Sex is more removed from it now, furthering the focus on artistic tasks. Besides, between being rather respectable people and having loyalty, I don't really see what negative parallels with prostitution you're drawing.
Another important difference is that Geisha would serve the few and elite. Prostitutes serve the poor and many.

But that's just my 2 cents and college minor. Besides it seems that those posts with & against are seeing it as prostitution, so this clarification isn't actually that useful. Thread's dying, though, so why not?
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>>47598403
>For the right price, maybe
Anon don't be mean. Can't I have my fetish of dicking a whore so hard she only wants my cock?
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>>47598492
Nothing in your post refuted that she's a prostitute.

I also wouldn't call it 'loyalty'. She's still a prostitute and she's stick fucking multiple men. That's not loyalty.
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>>47591377
>>47590571
>>47590313
>>47591501
All you guys ended up doing was create some kind of religious allegory for the existence of different sexualities.
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>>47598077
>good taste in monster girls
>good art
>good writefaggotry
>hand holding ending

lewd/10
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>>47598605
>good writefaggotry
Pretty debatable.
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>>47598621
To be fair the the bar for writefaggotry is set retardly low in these threads.
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>>47598643
Maybe, but being romantic with a whore is the lowest.
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>>47598517
>Nothing in your post refuted that she's a prostitute.
Oh, I guess I didn't explain it that well. My bad. So basically, geisha don't sell sex. There's some other word for people that do that. Geisha only "sell sex" when they form a single relationship with a man wealthy enough to support them. In many cases, this leads to marriage. In all cases, the Geisha is exclusive to that man. During the allied occupation, "geisha girls" emerged. These were prostitutes. They imitated the Geisha and sold themselves to countless American troops. From what I read in that earlier post, it was ceremonial & geisha-like. That is, it wasn't descibing a geisha girl (the prostitute) but a geisha (the entertainer).
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>>47598676
I'm not sure this is a conversation where facts and logic will triumph, but good on ya for trying.
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>>47598676
So what you're telling us is that the real geisha didn't have sex with anyone until they were far along enough with the guy they liked that they were pretty much about to get married, and she'd only be fucking that guy in the interim where she's still a geisha and the marriage hasn't happened yet. Our modern perception of geisha is just a product of prostitutes imitating them to appeal to American soldiers.

Is this all correct?

>>47598720
Oh no, if he confirms the above I'll give an apology to drunk anon.
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>>47598735
>Is this all correct.
Yep, pretty much. You even added the part about it only really lasting until the marriage. I assume you knew that geisha have to retire when they marry.
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>>47598735
Not that Anon, but what he was saying is:

Classic Geisha - Sold to one wealthy man only.
Modern Geisha - Prostitute that acts like a Classic Geisha, but sells herself to multiple men.
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>>47598781
>>47598788
Aight, got it.

>>47598077
>>47598337
Sorry drunk anon, I was wrong and my statement was born of ignorance. Since true geisha were not actually prostitutes, your story is actually cute and romantic and perfectly fitting for a waifu.

Add this onto what I said before about you being a good writer and it's pretty much all compliments.

Make romantic bug waifu cyoa pls
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>>47598788
Technically they still have the classic geisha. "Geisha girl" is more of an American term. They call the prostitutes something else over there.
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>>47597784
>I thought she was another weeb on 4chan that wanted to be a little girl/pretty magical princess.
So it's somehow worse that she's an actual girl whi wants to be a pretty magical princess? I imagine she'll be pretty hurt if she see's her old RP "friend" doesn't like her.
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We need more cyoas with lore.
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>>47596092
>>47596120
>Torn between Becca
>I love a great cook
>But would she want a relationship?
and Rachel
>What exactly about me did she find perfect?
>I'd get way to paranoid about trying to maintain those standards
>Does she still like me? Am I perfect because she's desperate for some reason? Etc? Either way,
>Milky
>Balance Act
>Huge

>Breast Pump
>Lotion
>Self driving car
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is there any other overpowered transported to fantasy world CYOA? (i prefer the one where we became prince in the story like arrival)
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New one: >>47599212
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What's your greatest fear, /cyoag/?
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>>47599263
>myself hurting others
>internal parasites
>bees
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>>47599263
disappointing you guys
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>>47599360
Disappointing us? We're a bunch of losers on the internet. We should be the last people you should be looking for approval from.

And, because >>47599241 was a dumbass, here's a new thread: >>47599365
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>>47599263
That drunk anon won't see my apology and I'll feel like a jerk all night.
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>>47599263
spiders. mostly just that.

i guess the crushing feeling of an undecided, unsure future but I'm pretty sure I'll come out on top and happy no matter what happens, it'll just take t ime.
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>>47599263
Knowing I can do something about a thing, and doing nothing about it.
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>>47599263
You're making a horror cyoa, aren't you?
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>>47598077
>"Master I-I..."
>You interrupt with a soft shush
>You gradually tighten your hold
>the white mantis girl squints and lets out a murmuring gasp at the warm embrace, pink blushing hues oozing from her joints and cheeks
>you adjust your hands ever so slightly caressing the tips of her startled fingers, soothing away her worries
>She visually relaxes, as a though a huge tension was relieved and scrolls up her eyes to meet your gaze
>Large seductive smothering ember red eyes pours into yours', lips rolling into a sly yet sweet smile
>you feel your grip loosen, but you can feel the hesitation, a part of her doesn't want to let go
>a part of her wants this moment to last forever, but she remembers her duty and the ceremony must be performed, every movement and every act in its rightful place and rightful time.
>You finally relinquish your grip in what seemed like a eternity has passed
>no words were spoken
>The rest of the ceremony goes off without interruption, hand picked delicacies are fed to you by eager and pleasing fingers
>rhythmic dances graced your attention with enthusiasm and vigor
>And your back and shoulders massaged from high tempo to low until your body felt like molded putty in her masterful handiwork
>Finally it was time.
>She beckons you to bed as she elusively ducks into the changing curtains, you undress as well
>She slides out and slithers into your welcoming lap
>"Master, what do you have in mind for me?"

>>47598910
It's not that I don't like her as an individual, I just don't want to deal with her child like and spoiled attitude, its just too much fucking effort trying to deal with her bullshit and in turn making the RP cater to her uncooperative whims instead of everyone reaching to an rational and mature agreement for a fun cooperative storytelling experience and everyone being on level with what they expect to get out of that experience. I understand that since the time she made her cyoa a lot has changed about her, good for her.
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>>47599405
Don't worry anon I see it, apology accepted.
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>>47599669
Glad you caught it. Nothing worse than apologizing too late.

Also you're muscle wizard guy? Never would've figured you for being good at writing romance. Guess there's a soft heart under all that muscle.
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>>47591668
>>47591724
Time for her to go See an optometrist. She has no reason to be Late. Even if she doesn't see Eye to Eye with the doctor, she does need a checkup. We know she doesn't like doctors and it really grinds her Gears that she should go, but that's life. The worst part about those visits is sitting around waiting. Watching the Clock isn't going to make the wait go any faster.
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>>47600085
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>>47590172
Race: Northern Human (4)
Class: Conjuring Seer Gunslinger (15)
Equipment: Gun (4), Energy Shield (2)

Use conjuration to constantly replace my ammunition, letting me never need to reload. Use my seer powers to ensure I never miss.

Lay down endless dakka.
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>>47599624
>I understand that since the time she made her cyoa a lot has changed about her
It has?
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>>47600215
Surprisingly enough anon, the Angel you know isn't as prone to fits as she once was.
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>>47600310
>Angelanon LESS prone to fits than she once was
The Angelanon of old must have been truly terrifying to behold.
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>>47599263
Not being able to protect the ones I love.
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>>47600466
That, or people are shitposting as her for guaranteed replies
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>>47599263
Loss of my sanity
Loss of my virility
Being betrayed by a friend or a loved one
Spiders
Being mistaken for someone else
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>>47602418
You should count yourself lucky you're not me, I had to fish three spiders out of the bathtub to take a shower.
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>>47599439
>>47602418
>>47602459
But anons, spiders are so cute!
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>>47602502
I agree. That's why I fished them out instead of killing them.
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>>47602522
Ah, got it. You have my apologies. And know that I like you.
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>>47602459
I wash those fuckers down the drain.
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>>47602564
Mean.

I have almost never had to deal with flies getting into my house, and when I do, they are eaten within the day by a spider. That's why I keep them around, no pests.
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