Filename Thread

>>47574481

Hue

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>>47572998

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>>47574746
Googling my name turns up a ton of different people, but at least I'm not a stereotype!

>>47574531
That's pretty funny but my cokehead autism is triggered by the idea of 1 gram lines of sniff.

>>47574778
Try saying that name aloud.

>>47574481
I don't get it.

>>47575188
Holy shit.

>>47576310
That's Boris Yeltsin.

>>47575188
Wow, she is dense. And slut.

>>47576498
>slut
More precisely a whore.

>>47576517
Definitely a whore, but also a slut. I can't imagine a girl fucking with total strangers.

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>>47576368
Give me a name for this one

>>47576573
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>>47576573
Somatic Components.

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>>47576573
didn't mean to reply, whoops

>>47576573
>Merkel's less crazy sister.

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>>47576544
Until the second post, I thought they were talking about this Doctor.

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>>47575188
that makes me smile every time I see it

>>47576672
What does that text even say?

>>47574778
Isn't it against game rules to have adjacent red tiles(6's and 8's)?

>>47576310
That's the moment that Boris Yeltsin said "Fuck Communism!"

He went to an American Supermarket and saw the shelves overflowing with food.

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>No comment.

>>47576544
What is this game called? I remember seeing it before but I've totally forgotten.

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>>47574746

>Last Guy
>Solar Taunts the Wyld Hunt

>>47578512
>story time threads

>>47575188
>posts on two-x cuntrosomes
You deserved it, lady.

>>47574778
This is why we don't let /k/ host game night, despite how much we love them.

>>47578313
Teaching feelings. I remember this girl being associated with that name, but I know nothing else.

>>47575131
When did Triple H become Shao Kahn?

>>47579358
>This is what happens when you listen to feminists

>>47579461
Is that about the Slenderman thing or is white trying to move pieces while black's distracted?
Also, nice double-tg image and name.

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>>47578621
Thanks man! Have a bird gif.

>>47579589
>Even animals hate raising kids

>>47579550
I just meant the Slenderman pun, especially because Lenderman is quite pale, but if you want to practice your chess perception then watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=san885R70kU. It's a compilation of top professionals making touch-move violations.

>>47574661
Wait, what? Is that an official thing in the comics?

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>>47572998

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>>47579675
kek

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>>47580167
I keep watching this webm, and it keeps being funny.

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>>47579675
Why are kobolds so cute?

>>47580439
Is there any good reason why classic metal drinking fountains couldn't be rigged up in isolation in the middle of the desert with pipes running down to the water table?

>>47580552
Physically not, but it's incredibly wasteful given how few people are expected to ever use it.

>>47580552
Because they'd either need electric pumps or manual pumps that would dry out after a while. And a dry manual pump can get to the point where you need to actually pour water into it to make it work, so you'd need to already have water anyway when coming across a fountain.

>>47580122

Only the most tremendous faggot actually calls touch move

>>47580158
In the comics, it involved mind-altering gases.

In Rokugan, the same situation just involves a successful use of the Sincerity skill.

>>47581391
Because honor is literally the only thing holding the society apart and "no samurai would lie" is accepted as fact (In public anyway. Everyone knows that people lie). If the social conceit of universal truth and responsibility was ever dropped, the whole country would unravel at the seams within weeks.

>>47576573
dancer of the boreal valley

>>47580801
just call it the relic of an ancient civilisation that inhabited the once verdant desert

>>47580552
>>47580825
instead of running a pipe down to the water table, just run it to the nearest mountains and let gravity do the rest of the work for you

there's no idea, no matter how insane, that can't be made practical with a little imagination

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>>47582204
>there's no idea, no matter how insane, that can't be made practical with a little imagination

>>47580122
Honestly if I got called on a touch move and was required to forfeit I'd also flip the table and throw the board across the room through a window.

>>47580259
Battle for Bikini Bottom was a gem in my childhood that I played like 4 times through, without a memory card.

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>>47582474
Not quite how the quote goes.

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>>47580167
As a terrible Reaper player this is painful to watch.

>>47573030
God this one is shit.

>>47576672
>>47576740

Paraphrase incoming;
If you wish to truly defeat your foe, Unscrew the pommel of your sword and throw it at his head to end him rightly.

>>47580271
Seems more Neutral Evil to me because of the child pornography charges (which are implied to be fabricated) and the bees.

>>47580439
I don't get Beavis and Butthead. Is it supposed to be funny or stupid? Or both?

>>47582435
Ah, I was there for that thread.

>>47583422
The 1990's were a... different time...

>>47583314
None of the things Penguin (allegedly) does to the chef are actually illegal, though. NE wouldn't be as roundabout and CE would have just knifed the guy right there

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>>47583458

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>>47583454
>That awkward moment when you realize this US Presidential election will have voters who don't remember 9/11

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Could use some help with this one.

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>>47583483

>>47583483
I, too, read xkcd.

>>47583523
>two sessions in with a new group

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>>47572998
>archive
I do believe you meant Catalog, good sir.

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>>47583111
I feel you, m8. I suck at playing him too.

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>>47579589
i will never understand why they do that

>>47578641
Round about 2012 if memory serves

>>47577459
Yes. But it's pretty common to do the flip approach as well as it gives a funnier result for maps.

>>47583845
But I really need to know.

>>47581391
>>47581444
in comic 'objective truth' was destroyed and the heroes had to fix it.

>>47583518
wizard can no longer pretend the fighter matters

>>47583523
>Browsing /tg/

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>>47575188
Bloody hell, that's fucked up
But I gotta give the guy props for pulling it off

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I rather like this one.

>>47583845
>>47583878

It's just trying to dislodge food from it's crop that it is storing for feeding the baby is all.

I find it incredibly really disappointing to know that is the actual reason. Sorry.

>>47575131
this is why i like triple H.

he's basically the real life version of a boss character in a fighting game and he knows it

>>47584546
I-I dont think this is the file you meant to put that name with

>>47586454
Oh sweet summer child

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>>47586454
>He doesn't know

>>47586481
>>47586502
epic memes, sekkkret kkklub xddd

>>47586514
It's vore you dumbass. What are you, fucking retarded?

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>>47586514
Nobody's saying that. Calm the asshurt and educate yourself, newfriend: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/921167/

>>47586536
>HE doesn't know either!

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>>47578621
>>47578313
>>>/h/4278029
Life With A Slave ~Teaching Feeling~

Sylvie a best girl.

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>>47586770

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>>47586785

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>>47583518
GM explains how the system works.

>>47586816
Bullshit. No one ever cleans in a frat.

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>>47586878

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>>47586932
WHAT IS LOVE

>>47584546
>>47586454
>>47586536

I think the only thing better than seeing your filenames reposted, is seeing people's reactions to it.

>>47586932
Why is... oh.

>>47583845
Inspire Courage and Rage

>>47586932
I giggled

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>>47587302
>GM makes up NPC's name on the spot

>>47579358

Is there anything more cringe inducing than a male feminist?

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>>47587118
I'm a slav and I don't get it

>>47587781
Slavs are famous for squatting.

>>47583422

Its supposed to be both.
It draws it's humor by depicting people being stupid as they attempt to function.

>>47584934
>Traveller Character Creation.webm

yep!

>>47583518
Oh shit, my sides.

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>>47587845
A, these white niggers. Right?

>>47586932
Best party.

>>47584904
What's this from?

>>47586932
This party would last about three seconds before it exploded in an orgy of backstabbing.

Some front-stabbing as well, probably.

>>47588126
Aren't half of these guys immortal tho?

>>47586932
Adorable.

>>47583643
for bollywood, or w/e brand of eastern cinema this one comes from, the special effects are actually quite good.

>>47588047
Prey 2 trailer.

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>>47584222

Now longer

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>>47587781
I didn't see that. I thought it was because it had wings, like a Hussar.

>>47583643
Damn, indian action movies are always so cool.

>>47583643
Source?

>>47588530
I'm guessing Singham 2.

>>47580167
>teleports in front of u

>>47587433
Man, I am a male feminist and I find that guy cringe inducing. Or a really shitty parody. Hard to tell.

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>>47588739
> I am a male feminist

>>47586514

>Instead of trying to educate himself, he lashes out because he's too new to know the joke

>>>/reddit/

>>47589105
Man that guy was an ass. Both of them.

>>47589123

I am incapable of disliking any character played by Clancy Brown.

>>47586567
>six digit post number
Ah, those were the days.

>>47587118
You gain brouzouf

>>47587981
You should know by now that the internet finds gopniks to be hilarious and completely representative for all slavs

>>47576573
>[triggered]
>Beyblade RPG
>Mating call of the [insert nationality here]

>>47584546
>We, uh, lost the bard. If he hadn't gone with her of his own will, we'd claim the dragon kidnapped him.
>Not sure he was expecting her to fly off, and frankly neither were we. At least she agreed to stop preying on anything town-related first.
>Oh, the dragonborn'll be fine, eventually. Apparently she said something in draconic while escaping that gave him a nasty mental picture. None of the rest of us really want to ask him about it...

>>47579589
>friend listens to your favorite breakdown

>>47576573
Use
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>>47583579
this is possibly one of the most awesome concepts from GW lore. The absolute rage and violence of Khornates meeting the cold, hyperlogic way of dealing death of the Necrons. Two radically different forms of terrifying.

>>47583468
Framing someone else for a crime is illegal usually cause you committed the crime yourself but still and the deportation thing might be illegal depending if the person who got deported was a valid citizen because then he wouldve had to come up false documentation to 'prove' she wasnt a citizen.

>>47589105
kek

>>47583518
Please tell me this is real.

>>47587433
There's nothing inherently wrong about being a male feminist, so long as you don't go off the deep end into the "women >>>> men" shithole. Just like how there's nothing inherently wrong about playing PnP games, so long as you don't start sperging out IRL about MAGICAL REALM FURRIES REEEEEE because the DM decided to give you a quest from some kobolds who want to help their metallic dragon lord.
Although there's very few real goals left, there's still stuff like "any field that women go into tends to start being considered as weak and lesser" (psychology, philosophy, biology) that needs fixing.

>>47588973
The source isn't something that's brought up often, and usually only in the context of that image. Hell, until I reread the original thread, I thought it was referencing getting OUT of a dragon who's got a thing for stuffing lesser creatures up his ass.

>>47589517
>Although there's very few real goals left
uh.

>>47589517
Psychology gets shit on because it's a barely coherent pseudoscience with infamously awful experimental design, not because it's a field dominated by women. If it was dominated by men, it would still get shit on.

This is part of why nobody should take feminists seriously anymore. The victim complex inherent in the philosophy of feminism turns every issue into a gender issue, obfuscating the actual problem.

And yes, there is something inherently wrong with being a male feminist. By accepting the feminist narrative, as a man, you are implicitly accepting your role in the narrative, i.e that of the reformed oppressor. Male feminists therefore always have something apologetic about them, this sense that they're trying to atone for some unspoken and unspecified crime.

>>47589544
>The source isn't something that's brought up often
lurk moar faggot

>>47580122
That Nepo guy is a huge douchebag. What kind of pedantic fuck do you have to be to give a shit about someone castling with both hands?

>>47589706
If you look at feminism through tumblr lens, then yes, you are right. But I can assure you, there are movements within feminism that consider tumblrinas to be as much cancer as we do.
And people telling me that we don't need feminism is laughable for me, living in a country where they want to completely ban abortion.

>>47583659
I happened to have the One Punch Man theme playing when I watched this, it was beautiful

>>47589691
At least in the western world, there are few real goals left.

Feminism is obviously still need in many african and middle-eastern countries, such as France and Britain.

>>47589706
>Psychology gets shit on because it's a barely coherent pseudoscience with infamously awful experimental design

I'll always defend psychology because of the work produced by the behaviourists like Skinner (who incidentally were responding to criticisms of psychology being a pseudoscience).

>>47589800
But abortion is literally murder.

>>47589706
The past century of experiments in Psychology have given us a massive amount of insight into how humans work. Modern clinical psychology is full of contradictory hacks.

>>47584097
top kek

>>47589990
And sometimes murder is the kinder path.

>>47589990
I wouldn't call it murder, per-say, since a fetus in early development (first trimester) lacks the conciousness. IMO, abortion is more comparable to pulling the plug on a brain-dead patient than murder of a sentient.

I kinda like Britain's abortion laws: after the first trimester (when a fetus starts to get conciousness), you can only get an abortion if it could seriously affect your health, or if its a rape baby


>>47590089
Never ever make that argument again. Firstly, its wrong. Secondly, it weakens your case and makes you sound heartless. Not all things can just be hand-waved away by saying its for the greater good.

>>47590127
After you hold a life or two in your hands, your perspectives change a lot.

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>>47589805
Singing the theme to myself made that so much better.

>>47590147
Biased. The word you are looking for is biased. It is only natural to become biased towards children after become a parent, of course, but that doesn't mean its more correct.
There is noting wrong will killing something that lacks consciousness, anon

>>47589474
I'm sorry anon, but no, it's satire.

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>>47590228
The-Ninth-Age.webm

>>47588302
Did Prey 2 ever come out? Dont remember seeing anything for it after that trailer.

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>>47590234
I wasn't arguing in favor of letting them live, anon.

>>47590286
Well now that's just ironic

>>47589517
Psychology and Philosophy have always been shit. Even great philosophers were just random dudes born into wealth who didn't do anything with their life but get high and judge people.

Biology is legit as fuck though.

>>47590361
Oh, yes. Continue. Continue judging the great minds of history based on your relative perception of the not so great minds of the present in your own University you see as representative of the field.

Oh wait.

Don't.

A bunch of flaky philosophy majors who smell constantly smell faintly, but distinctly of marijuana are not representative of other people in other times and places with greater achievements and relative significance in human thought and culture.

Don't get me wrong. We owe so much to thinkers and doers in the hard sciences too. But don't shit on the people responsible for our understanding of the human condition and asking the big questions. There is more to life than asking whether you can do something, it's often more important to ask whether or not you really should. Also, have some more gratitude if someone else did most of the hard work for you and distilled it into a form you can digest.

>>47590361
>Even great philosophers were just random dudes born into wealth who didn't do anything with their life but get high and judge people
Oh yeah, like Socrates and Diogenes and Hobbes and Confusious and Budda and Hipparcha and...

>>47575188
>Downtime income.png
>Bard hasn't been getting enough loot.png
>Roll Insight... he sounds sincere.png

>>47590441
>it's patently obvious that the sun revolves around the earth
>it's evident that animals are born out of their natural habitats - flies from meat, mice from straw, and so on
>illnesses? Clearly a problem with your humors. Go get a doctor to drain your blood.
The greatest minds in history, ladies and gentlemen.

>>47590454
Yes. Exactly. They lived in homes and ate food off the work of others because they had no actual jobs where they produced anything. Billions of people would have been philosophers if they didn't have to do anything in life either.

Fucking hell, Genghis Khan was a philosopher until he realized he wasn't actually doing anything and started making an empire instead.

>>47583800
This needs some Miyamoto from Baki

>>47590733
>didnt produce anything

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>>47590228
never understood why this bothered people

>>47590593
>>illnesses? Clearly a problem with your humors. Go get a doctor to drain your blood.
To be fair,
>Illnesses? Tiny creatures living in your body cracking open your cells. You should have gotten them injected into your bloodstream earlier!
doesn't make a lot more sense.

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>>47591042
doesn't really work for a filename thread because like that's obviously what it's meant to be parodying. step your game up

>>47591061
Just call them tiny bugs that poison your body.

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>>47590733
if kid even owns a copy of leviathan ill fucking eat mine

>>47591061
But it does have the advantage of being the truth. Philosophers just decide on how they personally think things ought to be, rather than actually explaining anything.

>>47591066
>The Killing Joke

>>47591198
Isn't that from a TV show?

>>47591165
it does have the advantage of being true. because it's science. and it doesnt question truth in any subtle way, which is totally fine, thats one of the tenants of the empirical sciences. Which at the end of the day is a sort of applied mathematics.
weirdly philosophy deals with what it means for something to have the advantage of truth, or what truth is at all.

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>>47590275
Nope.

Could someone help me with this one?

>>47586933
That's what pledges are for

>>47590361
Educate yourself retard.

Start here: http://www.psychologycharts.com/famous-psychology-experiments.html

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>>47591281
>how do i wittgenstein

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>>47591296
Anon, sometimes I just draw a blank but I know there's a good filename in there.

>>47591218
Looks like it. Probably one of those where an animal psychologist, or one claiming to be such, is to help people with their problem dogs.

In this case he ended up illustrating why you shouldn't press the issue when a dog tells you it wants to be left alone.

>>47591335
It always gets a few good suggestions, never realizing it was already named correctly

>>47591335
Which Assassin's Creed is this from? And why are the graphics such ass?

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>>47591379
That's Devil May Cry 4 Anon.

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>>47591218
Yes, Dog Whisperer I believe.

>>47591285
>necromancer artillery

>>47591285
>great cleave.jpg

>>47591425
what's the original story?

>>47591281
That's easy. The advantage of something being true is that you can use it to make accurate predictions about the behavior of the world around you.

Seriously, philosophy is entirely navelgazing. It's all people just making random guesses which they then try to justify. Occasionally they get it right, but you know what they say about stopped clocks.

>>47591417

it's dog whisperer, I think his name was cesar milan or something along those lines. Seemed to generally know what he was doing, but that's TV for you. I also didn't watch the show, my sister did.

>>47591620
philosophy and science should by no means be antagonists, and admittedly their current relationship is philosophy's fault,

however mathematizing the world is flawed at best, and slides pretty easily into cruelty when unquestioned. is it really reasonable to render all forms of 'speculation' into navelgazing?

hell a large part of how we engage with the empirical sciences is BECAUSE of what philosophy has worked through

building a groundwork of language and understanding so as to further how we decide to trust some things and disregard other things is a philosophical pursuit

i mean, how does science really have anything to do with a critique of pure reason or a genealogy of morals

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>>47591218

Lol this fucktard got between a dog and its food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

You NEVER EVER do that, not with anything big enough to actually hurt you.

Philosophy is bunk. There's only one correct way to analyze reality, and that's by using empirical evidence to draw conclusions about the world, which is science. And as far as morals go, the truth of it is that EVERYONE's morals are utilitarianism, for whatever goals and ideals they might personally hold, despite what they might claim otherwise.

>>47591839
>And as far as morals go, the truth of it is that EVERYONE's morals are utilitarianism

sick derivative (and disproven) philosophy u just spouted anon

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>>47591766
>however mathematizing the world is flawed at best, and slides pretty easily into cruelty when unquestioned

Nice claim you got there, care to back it up?

>hell a large part of how we engage with the empirical sciences is BECAUSE of what philosophy has worked through

Try not to use generalistic phrases like "how we interact". Be specific please.

>>47591044
OCD is one of the most common mental disorders world wide. It expresses itself in many ways, from a need to repeatedly check things, such as checking a lock, unlocking and relocking it a certain number of times, etcetera. The most common expression of it, however, is a sort of agitation and nervousness when things are not symmetrical or in order. Something such as that, where a perfect, symmetrical design is destroyed, especially in such a messy way, is... grating.

>>47591794
Last time I got a dog I broke him of that habit as soon as I could, surprise petting him while eating as a puppy till he stopped tensing up.

>>47591693
I watch it; he is pretty good, but partly because it is in comparison to the full-retard owners who need his help (my favorite episode has him looking at this commiefornia couple like they are literal retards after they tell him they spend thousands of dollars a year on dog toys).

I have to hand him this though: he is really unafraid of dogs; I'm not afraid of dogs, but I think if dogs that big were aggressive, I would be afraid to go up to them like he does.

>>47591872

But it's absolutely true. Everyone just does what they think is the best way to achieve what they want to do or think is important. Though certainly what we consider important changes both in the short and long term, and we're not smart enough to always have the right answer

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>>47591066
>1307260225555.jpg
Hilarious.
I did chuckle sensibly, though.

>>47591766
Not all form of speculation is pure navelgazing. Some of it is useful for entertainment, like science fiction. But that's what philosophy should stick to - entertainment.

As for a critique of pure reason? Yes, science absolutely has something to say. "Test your motherfucking hypotheses." If you're just reasoning then you're not accomplishing anything; you need to use your reason to make testable hypotheses.

>>47591969

I don't just mean like, touching a dog while its eating, which isn't nessisarily a problem depending on a dog and its training. But just like, taking its food while it's eating and then standing there gloating about it, one, that's just being an asshole, and two, a good way to get fucked up

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>>47591616
Basically, this.

>>47591999
>why do you believe thing?
>because it's absolutely true
This is how a scientist thinks.

>>47591296
Here's a name for your pic:

"Needs a name-posters."

>>47592042

When there's enough evidence, such as the entirety of history, it can be safe to say "yes, this thing is true".

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>>47592044

you fucking idiot

>>47592018
You have to realize though that not every human being is an adult that realizes that. Small children do stupid shit all the time, and (I don't know if there were children in that family) if they had children in their house, then they need their dog to be very tolerant of children's antics.

>>47592037
On my phone so, uh.

Sauce?

>>47592065
> such as the entirety of history
>>47591839
> the truth of it is that EVERYONE's morals are utilitarianism
The large amount of intense selfishness that has persisted throughout history demonstrates that this is untrue.

>>47592044
I like it.

>>47592115

I don't mean utilitarianism in the sense of people always doing what makes the most sense for everyone. But everyone acting in the way which they think will yield the best results for whatever it is that they consider important. And for many people, maybe most, what is first and most important to them is the safety and happiness of themselves and their immediate friends and family.

>>47592115

Selfishness is utilitarian. Next time don't blab about things that you have zero knowledge about and you might be able to avoid looking like a complete moron.

>>47591905
ur right, mathematizing reality isnt inherently bad, its not even inherently anything bcuz its math honestly im all for it

but its not surprising that its easy to stop treating people as people once we break them into numbers, and that from a philosophical standpoint, its important to question what numbers even are

>predictions about the behavior of the world around you

ill try not to generalize if you dont anon

by 'how we engage' i meant that the very structure that we understand truth and reality is based on a large part of what philosophy has done. it is also based on a large part of what empirical science has done.

ray brassier's nihil unbound was a sick read, I think it really does what we're both talking about a whole lot better
i would highly recommend it

>>47574481
Wait, we already reached a time where some PF players dont know 3.5?

>>47592145
Then you're not talking about utilitarianism. You're talking about and best general consequentialism and at worst blatant egoism.

>>47592150
No, it isn't. Utilitarianism is about maximizing utility. Whether that is your own or someone else's doesn't matter. The goal is the greatest possible good for the greatest possible number.

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>>47592108
Stella or C3bu.
It's about cute girls and airsoft.

>>47592004
>how do i speculative realist movement
>how do i object oriented ontology
>how do i all of german idealism

>>47592154
>treating people as people
Define that. Afterwards, define why that is bad. Afterwards, define bad.

>ill try not to generalize if you dont anon
fyi I'm a different anon.

>by 'how we engage' i meant that the very structure that we understand truth and reality is based on a large part of what philosophy has done. it is also based on a large part of what empirical science has done.
How is our understanding of truth in any way influenced by Philosophical considerations? As far as I'm aware philosophy did try to hold discourse about truth, and it never led to anything productive or helpful, every time they tried. It just spawned or enabled ideologies, which is a ad metric to measure the viability of ideas.
Sophism did not achieve shit.
Relativism did not achieve shit.
etc
Experimentalism and Empiricism have been unchanged since the history of mankind, as even the earliest of documents understand that
1) there are objective truths
and
2) knowing these truths is beneficial

So how has philosophy ever added to those very basic principles, which yet encompass every deliberation you could have about the topic "truths"?

>>47592178
> The goal is the greatest possible good for the greatest possible number.
Try again. Utilitarianism is a person trying to maximize his own utility. This is basic economics, and if all you're going to do is just continue spouting moralistic bullshit then you should sit down and shut up, the adults are talking.

>>47592247
Why do you instantly accept that objectivity exists?

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>>47592247
careful anon, that breaking down of definitions sounds dangerously like your trying to do philosophy

>>47592276
Because Empiric Observation implies that.

>>47592281
I'm just trying to prevent linguistic problems to further an interesting dialogue. Since I literally do not know the context the other anon is using here I need to understand it to make an informed counterpoint.

>>47592319
>Because Empiric Observation implies that.
Descarte's evil demon says hello

>>47592319
No it doesn't. Empiric observation implies that the system you exist in has rules, and that these rules are verifiable. What it does not do is make these rules "true" or "objective"- just that they have yet to be violated, or are not subject to change.

>>47592276
Quite frankly, because if if doesn't then it doesn't matter how you treat things. If the floor you're walking on could secretly be an illusion work randomly placed pits, then it doesn't matter what you do, it won't help you not fall into one.

>>47592380
Absence of evidence is evidence of absence. The fact that the rules haven't changed the fact that the rules have not been violated is evidence that they cannot be violated.

>>47592380
Since until now they have been "true" and "objective" any claim to the contrary will actually need to present evidence, or deduce it logically.
Neither of which you have.

>>47592374
Until the rules of existence are broken, any discussion about Solipsistic ideas is pretty moot, is it not?

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>>47592319
math doesnt have a function for the 'ought'

treating people as people = something as simple as 'not making slaves'

our whole problem with empiric observation is that it is exactly that: observation
its still a human construct, the whole idea of observation
manifestation isnt something that just has always been, the world doesnt exist for us to perceive it. the common defences towards empiric observation borrow wildly from the german idealists, who loved empiric observation

>>47592418
have we fully drafted the rules for existence already?
link me plz i gotta read those ones

>>47591839
>There's only one correct way to analyze reality, and that's by using empirical evidence to draw conclusions about the world, which is science

>leave old dirty socks in a room
>go back after days
>flies there
>"wow, so flies come from old socks?" I must do the same thing again to test
>do the same thing
>same result
>"no way doing the test more times"
>do the test an extreme amount of time
>same result everytime
>FLIES ARE BORN FROM OLD SOCKS

>>47591965
I think in this case it's less that it's symmetry being made asymmetrical, but that it's a fragile work of art being deliberately destroyed. People got upset about that woman who painted over Christ's face for the same reason.

>>47592485
No, that's not how science works. You come up with a hypothesis, then try to disprove it. You don't just test the same thing over and over for that exact fucking reason.

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Just 8 more images and we can dump this shithole thread!

Here's hoping the next one doesn't devolve into amateurish philosophy arguments

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>>47591839

>>47592472
Until now the rules for existence have been consistent and logical. It is reasonable to assume this trend will continue.

>>47592445
>treating people as people = something as simple as 'not making slaves'
What if y enslaving few you save mankind?

you really need to bring forward an actual definition here, m8.