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Jumpchain CYOA Thread #865: Pokewaifus Edition

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>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing

>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA

>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn

>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view

>Last Thread
>>47519580
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>>47524510
First time making the OP because it wasn't there
hope I didn't fuck it up
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>>47524528
Don't hug a gardevoir that chest piece will stab you in the chest.
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So we've got ways to get magic bodies, psionic bodies, all kinds of matter bodies, but are there any ways to get conceptual forms?

I know Lord of Light lets you become the god of a particular concept, but I don't know that that gives you a body in accord with that concept, if that makes sense.

So whacha got, JC?
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Well, that was something. Anyway I'm doing a raincheck on my jumps. Would yall like to see Boktai or Tales of Phantasia first? Anything you'd like to see added to EEnE or Property, or ask about?
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>>47524555
>Boktai or Tales of Phantasia first?
Yes
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>>47524555
Boktai.
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>>47524548

Boop!

>>47524331
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>>47524555
Boktai. almost Satan.
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>>47524510
Aegislash has evolved to...

Shoggathame!


What has importing done to your pokemon, /jc/?
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>>47524555
Boktai, also any more installments on the Worm writefagging?
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>>47524590
>>47524331
>someone else also uses a a combination of Zerg + Blacklight virus
Mah nigga.
I also throw in Life Fibers and Gourmet Cells for added power, then use NGE for extra-dimensional forms and more complex self control, like forming micro-scale biological supercomputers.

Shapeshifting and perfect self biological control let you do all sorts of cool things, especially if you understand how technology works at a base level. You can pretty much mimic it. Hell, throw in the biological memory bank thing from the Zerg jump, and you get knowledge of how Zerg Leviathans go FTL.

Also:
>tfw you can break down any matter and convert it into biomass
>tfw you can literally consume worlds to grow massive
>tfw Terraria lets you consume shittons of worlds with no consequence
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Okay, which of you fuckers named your ESO character after the dark eldar companion from LoT, Shauphezh Xi?
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>>47524746
I use life fibers as part of that combo too, but I keep them in uniform form and just use marvels energy+unstable molecules to get them to form around me whatever form I assume.
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>>47524761
People actually play that?

Poor elder scrolls...
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>>47524705
Eventually. Maybe today.
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>>47524746
Get a symbiote from the Symbiote jump iirc they grow more powerful with more biomass and can eventually create antimatter inside.
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>>47524768
Making a Kamui whenever's pretty nifty, but you gotta consider how strong a fully infused LF being is.
Ryuuko was able to slice a pair of buildings in half from 500 ft away, without Senketsu.
Ragyo was able to easily fend off both Satsuki AND Ryuuko, when both had their kamuis, and Ragyo didn't.
It's like the difference between someone who worked for their levels in an RPG and someone who was fed and twinked all the way.
And then add in that I'm even more Life Fibers than her.

>>47524806
I have that planned, yeah. But I might accidentally consume it (not fuse!) when I enter. Kinda instinctual at this point. But I'll still get its abilities though, right?
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How do you choose your program/layout/fonts for jumpmaking purposes?
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>>47524781
It's actually really good, it's just got a bad name because of a shitty launch.

Just don't play it for the lore.
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>>47524853
So you actual ingest the LF? I assumed that wearing them as a uniform was enough for a power boost, I hadn't thought that eating them would be of that much benefit.

>pic
Best milf
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>>47524761
>ESO
But you know what? I'd still jump it.
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What are some good jumps to take to get some shooty shooty skills for an early Jumper?
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>>47524917
Pokemon + PMD + Wuxia = Gunfu god.

>>47524911
>>ESO
>But you know what? I'd still jump it.
Same. TNG and DS9 bored me to tears, but I jumped the shit out of them.
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>>47524917
Barkley's not too bad, if you stick to the city. You can get Gunsbrasta there.
It is, however, batshit as hell.
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>>47524853
I'm not sure if you'd get it's abilities. I think there might be a drawback or even a background that gives you the ability to be the symbiote though.
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>>47524886
Imma be honest. The reason I haven't touched it was the factions. They are dumb as shit, and right out in the front.

Same reason you don't let the kids trick or treat at the house who's porch is covered in beer cans...

That said, this. >>47524911
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>>47517216
>>47517254
>>47517397
It was a joke. I do make those from time to time, although they don't always get across. I said near the start of the Q&A that I still had to work on the Grace, so I can't give you an actual answer yet.

>>47517513
There will be an item option for one. Importing a weapon into this will also be an option.

>>47518685
The thing with abilities/development abilities in setting is that even high level adventurers don't have all that many. They appear based on the person who has the grace, and after meeting certain qualifiers which isn't even entirely understood in some/most cases. So while you could try and hope for the best, you can't really choose them. Only case where you make a choice is when getting a development ability (at level up) and multiple options exist, then you have to choose between one. As for offering them as perks? Not sure yet, still thinking on that. Possibly as nondiscounted general perks in that case they do show up?

>>47524917
Define shooty shooty? Pokemon's savant gives you improbable aiming skills with firearms. Maoyuu lets you hit whatever you can see, shoots multiple of physical projectiles with every shot. Tortall also has an excellent sniping skills with a bow, and one off the best bows in chain.
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Which jump is the weight room that continuously gets heavier up to the weight of a black hole from? Or something similar to that.
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>>47524853
What happens if you take Fiber Hybrid as a Kamui?
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>>47524970
Killer Instinct.
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>>47524892
With just Kamui, you're probably tied to just Satsuki's level.
Part of why Ryuuko is so fucking strong is that she was the LF hybrid offspring Ragyo was trying to make. And hence why she's able to do crazy shit and cut COVERS to shreds, even without her kamui.

>>47524954
>copying its biology
>absorbing its knowledge
>being able to perfectly mimic it
>and then perks like from Godzilla that let me eat its powers, too
I'mma eat it. And then eat other Symbiotes if the first doesn't get me everything I need.

>>47524976
Uhh..... you're 120% life fibers? I... actually don't know.
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>>47524970
Killer Instinct, called Combo Gym
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>>47524976
I'd say you get an inlay of human flesh.
Like a blood battery...
But that's just my opinion, I'm not an expert or anything.
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>>47525001
>>47525004
Thanks.
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>>47525003
Why is Ryuko so adorable?
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>>47525003
>>copying its biology
>>absorbing its knowledge
>>being able to perfectly mimic it
>>and then perks like from Godzilla that let me eat its powers, too
>I'mma eat it. And then eat other Symbiotes if the first doesn't get me everything I need.
Wouldn't Primal Zerg's tree be more or less sufficient to absorbing its power? Isn't that what PZ do to fuel their hyper-evolution.
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>>47524857
I literally just use notepad, with a length of like 6 tabs. Really great putting it next to the browser window. At the bottom I keep shit like my stand, lists, plans, all that. Also pretty nice that I can do two builds easily and compare.
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>>47525071
What a boring collection of tabs.
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>>47525071
I support your Re/d/head viewing, am ambivalent about /pol/, and am confused by ASMR. I never understood the appeal of ASMR.
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>>47524857
I used to use notepad for my jumps, then I switched to Word for that fancy formatting and title banner goodness. I still use notepad to do rough drafts of future jumps.

For building jumps, I use OneNote. Or I would, if I had any!
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>>47524679
>Shoggathame
Ha, I get it!

Anyhoo, the craziest thing I've done with my pokemon is use genetics perks to get a safe, painless version of Red's Sidevolving Eevee.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vee
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>>47525071
>Windows 10
I'm sorry. I made that mistake too and that thing just irritates the shit out of me. I never thought I'd need a popup blocker for my OS.
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>>47525071
Skill calculator?
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>>47524543
Or is she just happy to see you?
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>>47524857
I just use Word for its default style stuff. Actual layout is just wordswordswords, but I do try to ensure text doesn't break and go into other pages.

Lazy as sin but it's functional.
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>>47525109
I'm into it, but I won't defend it.
It is in fact stupid.
You listen to soft noises that make you feel funny.
That is it.
The whole appeal.
Dumb ass noises.
With the addition that most of the girls give you a good view of the cleavage, but that's just a side perk.
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Fuck, it's been a while.

Yes, yes, I'm a horrible person. Guilt is driving me to get the Kerbal Space Center jump out as fast as I can manage it, despite having fallen behind in reading the threads. Perks and Companion Options are done, Tech Packs I'd say are at 95%, but items are... well, the item selections I've got are fairly anemic.

Suggestions are welcome.

http://pastebin.com/3xHyzNiU

Replies won't be immediate; I'm off to get some yard work done. Enjoy.
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>>47525193
Probably ESO, check out his tab.
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So when will you anons the Enclave is the true path to making America great again?
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>>47525303
Sweet god I thought you were dead anon. Did real life backhand you or something?
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>>47525094
Is this better, anon?
>>47525109
the tingles, anon. you know you've felt them before. totally not a cult I can't watch the videos though... It's either too creepy or just distracting. Also, this>>47525208
>>47525142
I had Win8. This is definitely an improvement.
>>47525193
ESO Dark Brotherhood update tomorrow changes the whole leveling system above 50, and working on a new tank build.
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>>47525357
better besides the double chan one.
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>>47525312
That it at the bottom?

>>47525357
Ah, alright then.
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>>47525372
4chan doesn't have a loli or trap board.
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>>47525357
>space yiffer is into lolis and boys
Seems legit. Good on ya for being honest.

>>47525377
Yeah, the little circle thing thats the right most icon on his tray.
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>>47525140
*spit-takes* I actually have an Eevee form. Never really use it. What Pokefuckery is this?
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>>47525303
YOU LIVE! I thought this was abandoned at this point.

Damn, I'm looking forward to this.
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>>47525357
SPACE WOLVES!!!
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>>47524857
Huh...I kinda feel silly, 'cause I use Excel, even have a Jump Template, got a 'home' screen as well, with info on my JC, Companions, myself and my Jumplist.

I guess I go full on anal retentive about it all.
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As much as I'm loath to bring up a pretty long shitstorm from a couple of threads ago I figured I'd at least make a bid.

If you're about Many, I'd quite like to update WoW. Don't feel pressured if you're not interested, I know I probably wouldn't be in your situation but given Changeling and Eldar both basically ended up being tightened up/added to by someone else I figured it was worth putting it out there.

I don't want to write a whole WoW jump (and the idea of one jump of a setting and another of the game of a setting is quite mad) but I think the foundation laid out is such that some small tweaks here and there to the old version could make it really good with pretty minimal work put in.

There was nothing seriously wrong with it as it stood anyway as far as I'm concerned but if you're up for it let me know.

For everyone else feel free to ignore this post as further responses will probably just bring further insanity and death.
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>>47525465
Nah. I use Excel too. I've been using it since. . . I dunno, either MR or SD. I don't do a ton of polish with the pages, but I've got enough SQL knowledge and familiar with macros, conditions, and the like that the form is easy to use for me and makes referencing things smooth.
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>>47525468
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if Many paired up with someone to polish the WoW jump. He's stated his inability to do certain things, and most of the heavy lifting is done so all you'd need is someone with a practiced hand to finish it out.

If he's amenable, I don't think it's a bad idea.
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>>47525453
Congratulations. You now have active immunity. Switch up for to defend against your opponent's favored tactics.
I think the first time it was brought up was back when Resident Evil jump came out.
QS jizzed a little, and Red corrected me on Vee's ownership. I thought it was Ash.

Ahhh... back in the day...
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>>47525459
FUCKING FURRIES!
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>>47525459
That guy is fat.
He needs a diet.
He'll get sick if he doesn't change his ways.
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>>47525494
I know nothing of SQL, but I have pretty much labelled everything and I have an Index (maybe I should try linking the sheets to it?) and I've put my jumps into blocks of twenty. So I can also reference a Jump quickly, but manually.

These kids and their new-fangled as-kyu-als, why back in my day...
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>>47525320
When it stops being dead and trying to kill literally everyone.

Oh wait.
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>>47525459
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>>47525468
How about until Legion hits and I put in the Demon Hunters. Then you can polish it up if you want CCDT. In my mind I can't break from the mechanics, just how things are. I do really need another jumpmaker to help polish a lot of my stuff.
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>>47525739
EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS HYDRA!
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>>47525798
I assure you, he is not the only one.
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>>47524857
I use Cherrytree. It's easy to use, and simple to organize. You can insert pictures and tables tons of other things. It's also got tons of formatting options.
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>>47525303
I'm so happy you're back! I was really looking forward to this jump.

Anyway, it looks like you're putting parts in the technology packs perks, but maybe some of them would work as items. The resource harvesters, physicsless parts, maybe some power sources? I don't know, but I look forward to seeing it.
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>>47525303
These Kerbals sound adorable.
I will make them the MASTERS OF SPACE!
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What was the the perk that prevented you from getting bored?
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>>47526128
Boredom immunity from Symbiote is the one I know of.
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If you go Life Fiber Hybrid in KLK and you purchase a Kamui, will it still drain your life to use it even though you're part Kamui yourself?
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Hello Everyone. How are things? Are your Builds going Well?

If you're interested I'd like another toss for Secundo please.


Also Yes, I am going to make my first Secundo post of every day have Chara as an image from now on. Why? Because it vaguely amuses me.
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>>47526128
There is a perk for that in Invader Zim.
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>>47526170
Kirby.
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>>47526170
You're a real Character, Justice.
Big O.
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>>47526128
There's one in Great Detective.
I think it also enhances your reflexes.
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>>47526170

Terminator
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>>47526128
There are multiple. There's a general one in Symbiote, one geared to studying in Harry Potter, and one geared to long stretches of time in Master of Magic.
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>>47525303
>Jumper On Your Shoulder

Oh Admiral... I love you.
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>>47526128
>>47526128
Anything that has given me Waifus or MAD SCIENCE.
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>>47526128
There is also one in the Heist jump.
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>>47525928
> Companions
> Caim
> Sans
So, how's that working out for you?
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>>47526194
>Kirby
This'll be....interesting?

>>47526195
Sorry, just a little too late.

>>47526209
That would be fun, but sadly no.
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so tell me, what have you done with all the Pokemon DNA you've collected?
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>>47526279
>This'll be....interesting?
Tee hee.
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>>47526370
I haven't collected any.
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>>47526169
>If you go Life Fiber Hybrid in KLK and you purchase a Kamui, will it still drain your life to use it even though you're part Kamui yourself?
I don't remember it doing that to Ryuko, and I think that combination is meant to recreate her to an extent? In the show she's a glass canon, sure, but she doesn't bleed out to use her powers. Likewise while she's violent and then some, she's able to maintain control of herself.

I'm not an authority and I didn't make the jump, but that's my guess.
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>>47525739
Yeah sounds great.

Heaven knows I'm not actually going to be playing it and it's coming out pretty soon, makes sense for it to all be in there.

An update from me might not even really work, it's about 5x longer than anything I've done as it stands.
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>>47526370
>Edgy versions of pokemon
God damn, I hate this shit. Most of the time it doesn't even make sense.
Why the fuck does Charzard look more like a Turtle with Wings than a Lizard?
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>>47525596
I was just doing it in a google doc, until the browser started crashing. Now I have a Wordpress. It's not the sexiest thing in the world but it does the trick.
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>>47526240
Where's the pic from?

>>47526370
Wow, I actually prefer this art style to the official version. Charizard actually looks like a badass firebreathing monster instead of a tubby little 'dragon'.
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>>47526402
I think this one is rather nice...
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>>47526240
I don't think they would have an issue actually.

Sure, Caim really, really enjoys the occasional killing spree, but he's not genocidal, which is Sans biggest blast-to-hell-and-back-with-lasers button.

>>47526402
I'm not really seeing turtle there Justice. Are you talking about the little flaps of skin on it's legs and wings?
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>>47526441
>a tubby little 'dragon'
You make Spyro sad Anon.
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>>47526170
>>47526194
I'm also gonna post my Generic Magical Girl jump because it doesn't seem like anyone noticed it yesterday.


Generic Magical Girl- Yer fucking kidding me right? You're Not? Please tell me I can wear trousers and not a dress?....You Bitch.
0/1600
Rolled for The Burbs
Rolled for 9- God damn it, you made me young enough to be a trap in this dress.
Conspiracy Theorist
Free Monster Sense
Discount See the Truth
Discount Target Analysis
Anti-Magic- Fuck your Magic, now I'm the only one with Magic!
Basic Elemental Zap
Physical Boost
Prophetic Visions
Free Wheels

You must face this war alone+300- Really? Not letting me have friends from the get go?
It never stops!+300- Well, I'll just make an army of my own Monsters to fight their monsters!
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Kirby- Pffft, Kirby? What's the worst that could happen? Wait, what was that about 'infinite power'?
0/1600
Rolled for Green Greens
Rolled for 16
Drop-in
Copy
Free Vaccum Immunity
Discount Void Magic
Discount Dark Power
Royal Magic
Sweets Stockpile

Shadow Jumper+300- FUCKING CLONES GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Living Nightmare+300- Time to make my own Biological Monstrosities in responce to this!
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>>47526543
I don't think you can call Spyro little in a way.
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>>47526478
Just something about the general body-shape, and yes the flaps are part of it, says "turtle" to me.
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>>47525303
>Espirit de Kerbal
>Green Skinned Space Babes
>twenty sexy green shortstacks
>one companion slot
Am.... Am I dead? Is this heaven?
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Avernum Retcon:

The Tower of Magi
Mage 100
Artifice 400
Double Strike 1000
Magic
Natural Magic 1300
Mystical Books
The Empires Eye 1000

Decided to drop a couple of drawbacks and crystal magic on the grounds that I didn't really even know what crystal magic does in this setting and I was making things needlessly unpleasant.

Instead I took Artifice, went Mage so I got the free books and I have a better shot of actually getting something other than weird memories out of this jump.
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>>47526624
And now you know why everyone who saw the WIP before wants this jump so bad.
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>>47526577
Guess I could see it. Reminds me ore of a crocodile though.
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>>47526624
How did I not see that!?
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>>47526671
*more
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>>47525303
This is amazing. Also it looks kinda... done? What else do you plan on adding?
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>>47526624
Inorite?
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>>47526567
Something something dick joke.
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>>47526624
I wouldn't call them shortstacks, they're basically minions with the numbers filed off.
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>>47524543
Meh, I've seen depictions where it's soft instead of sharp.
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>>47526906
Damnit, bancho. Try to read the whole post you're replying too.

Look at the Green Skinned Space Babes drawback.
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>>47526128
Red Dwarf has a pretty good one.
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>>47526906
>>47526933
Green Alien Space Babes - +0 - Rather being being cute, cuddly, roundtund version of Irkens, Kerbals are now human-like, green-skinned aliens with actual gender differences. Rather than being 3 feet tall, they instead seem to average from 4' 5" to 5' 4". Weirdly enough, they still weigh similar, probably so as to not throw off the fuel requirements too badly. For your companion corp, you can pick and choose the gender ratio as you so desire - the default is 50/50.
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>>47526952
yeah but that'll go away after the jump won't it? Then you'll be left with female versions of what I posted.
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>>47526923
There is a boner joke here but I'm too lazy to make it. Have a picture of snek instead.
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>>47526973
You can keep drawbacks.
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>>47526973
Not if you maintain the drawback. C'mon man, you've been here how long? You know that you can maintain a drawback as long as you want, it's just that when you turn it off after a jump it stays off. You can't toggle it.
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>>47526996
>>47527002

sure you say that now but consider that some jumps go by number of drawbacks rather than point value.
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>>47526989
Snek and hoers should ally to remove the competition. Half of something is better than all of nothing.
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>>47527033
Anon all races lose to Orge and the Orge subspecies.
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>>47527018
You should just stop.
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>>47527018
And retained drawbacks aren't counted for that. Listen, if you wanted your "basically minions with the numbers filed off", go ahead.

We'll just take the green alien space babes.
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>>47524746
Don't forget the perk from Kantai Collection (Savage Salvage) that lets you work out how to create biological versions (if possible) of technology you've consumed.

I'm still trying to work out what combination of perks will let me consume magical effects to use them too for biomagitech (?) shenanigans. TVD lets you consume pure energy from magic but keeping the inherent effects is beyond me currently.
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>>47527018
I... Wah? Nope, fuck this. I am done talking to you, I don't want to catch the dumb.
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>>47526402
You sure you're seeing the same thing? It looks like a dragon, the flaps on the side I presume help it be more aerodynamic. Now if you want a turtle.
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>>47526649
I mean, that's not the only reason. I want all the perks. Especially the Science Capstone, which is the technology version of my favorite perk from Aquaria.
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>>47527054
Don't ogre do it. That's just your opinonion. Though, I'd be a layer if I said I didn't share it.
Still, it's rude to shrek the other girls self confidence, so lets try not to swamp the thread with our love lives.
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>>47527135
Fuck your puns.
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>>47527054
>that anatomy
Boner = dead. Has he ever even seen a woman in a swimsuit?
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>>47527100
For me the appeal is doing a hard sci-fi space program. Realistic space ships are so cool. Nuclear-thermal rockets, magnetosails, beam riders, spaceplanes, laser launch, mass drivers...the list goes on and on. Space is awesome, and the casual access to soft sci-fi supertech that jumpers have often lead us to forget that and just see it as another environment,
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>>47527135
Stop forcing the meme.
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>>47526370
Spliced it onto Zerg.
Zerglings with Quick Attack and Metronome. Mutalisks with Supersonic and Thunderbolt. Lurkers with Psychic and Nightmare. Ultralisks with Hyperbeam and Outrage.
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>>47524886
It really isn't. The gameplay is pretty generic and the lore is terrible and breaks canon and everything we know about the series.
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>>47527201
But, how else would you kill it?
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>>47527259
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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Alright Jumpchain, Daggerfall Covenant, Ebonheart Pact, or Aldmeri Dominion, who do you support?
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>>47527259
Something something cannot kill that which is already dead something something.
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>>47527271
You are not wrong.
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>>47527280
All are equally terrible so none.
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>>47527280
The one with the best waifus that also believes in hygene.
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>>47527300
So Aldmeri Dominion then?
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>>47527280
I support my side.

By which I mean I will begin a parasitic plague wherein all of them succumb to the Spinetaker Serpent parasite I have been carefully engineering and crafting since Resident Evil.

All shall become snek.
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>>47527280
None of them. I'll make my own faction. With blackjack, and daedric hookers.
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Jumpers, what have you done to help the majestic Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus?
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>>47527280
I do it like SWTOR should have done Bounty Hunters: freelance.

>muh glorious war / cause / quest
"Fuck you, pay me."
>muh ideology
"Fuck you, pay me."
>muh lands and people
"Fuck you, pay me."

I don't owe anyone any allegiance, I just do short term contracts. That way you don't have to adhere to the stupid ideologies of the various factions, if you're good you can expect to get courted by everyone, and you get to sample a little bit of everything.

Win-win-win.
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>>47527365
This man has got it right.
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>>47527280
No.
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So, HeavensAnon's recent writefagging, and that one anon who took a look at mine and said it wasn't shit thanks btw has inspired me to write a little piece about my own Jumper (well, one of the builds).

http://pastebin.com/L4qKJcvS

Take a look, I'd welcome any and all feedback. If there's interest, I'll try and do some more.
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>>47527360
>Elder Scrolls: Akavir when?
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>>47527280
Fourth Option: Start my own faction that does everything in its power to increase the power and worship of the Divines. Disregard political power, acquire divine favor.
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>>47527397
I would assume created them on a drunken tear through my warehouse's genetics bay.
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>>47527280
Zerg. The godhead got a brain tumor.
If it even fucking exists in that shitty alt-verse.
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>>47527280
I was one of those weird mages who hang out in a cave and do their own thing, only to be stumbled upon by random adventurers looking to kill them and take all their stuff.

Except then I killed them and took all their stuff.

>>47526446
Agh, god, Honedge is actually really neat. It's times like this I think I should go back and actually decide what my team was (and subsequently what Pokemon I took with me).
But I'm constantly crippled with indecision. TOO MANY CHOICES.

Hey, /jc/, what Pokemon did you get?
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>>47527280
They're all fucking stupid.

>DUNMER
>Specifically, second age Dunmer, who are even more racist than third age Dunmer.
>Teaming up with their mortal enemies the Nords and their slaves the Argonians.

It's so fucking stupid.
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>>47527488
Well, that's a different interpretation of how the chain actually works. At least compared to mine. Nice work, in any case.
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>>47527541

I think your looking at this the wrong way

The Zerg are clearly a vaccine the godhead was given by a doctor.
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>>47527489
NOW, MOTHERFUCKER.

>>47527569
An Espeon (my Starter Eevee), a Volcarona, a Tentacruel, and a Rotom.

Although in my Evil!side chain the first three stuck it with me until V:TR where I kinda went off the deep end, they recognized bad shit was gonna go down, and split. The Rotom stuck around and ALSO, subsequently, went off the deep end.
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>>47527587
Reminder that the only reason the Nords kept losing to the Dunmer was because Lorkhan withdrew his support from his Shezzarines.

Dunmer are aligned with Lorkhan like most human species and unlike most elves, so Lorkhan didn't dig the idea of his Nords genociding them like they did all other elves they could.
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>>47527569
Infernape, Lucario, Gallade, Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Milotic. First three male, last three female. They're nice, especially since I actually took the time to give them personalities.
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>>47527280
BLOOD FOR THE PACT
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>>47527609
I was actually thinking of them as an aggressive retro-viral treatment, rather than a vaccine. But yeah, that's the general idea.
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>>47527316
>Redguards included among filthy peasants

Altmer confirmed mad for getting BTFO in Hammerfell.
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/JC/ how come we don't have a Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma Jump? I think it would be up Torikoanon's alleyway.
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>>47527683
I thought someone WAS working on it?
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>>47527683
You know the rules, Fist. Enjoy your Jumpmaking.
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>>47527714
Haha no. I'm not really good at anime jumps.
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>>47527569
>Except then I killed them and took all their stuff.
The circle of life.

>>47527280
So then I conquered Tamriel for the third time and decided since the first two times didn't really show promise to just replace them all with my own bio-engineered race while putting in a genetic hatred of aedra and daedra. It was neat.

>>47527657
Elves confirmed can't handle getting dunked on.
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>>47527731
>genetic hatred of Aedra
>Aedra
>the good guys

I mean, I get the Daedra thing. Most Daedra are jerks, and the ones that aren't still have one-track minds.

But the Nine Divines are based.
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>>47527569
Eevee (evolved into a Sylveon), Gardevoir, Sharpedo, and a Skarmory.
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>>47527731
>putting in a genetic hatred of aedra and daedra.
>Hating Sheogorath and Sanguine
Why would you make sad, fun-hating abominations, anon?
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>>47527488
>All 3 brochures are for the exact same place
Good read, Short but enjoyable.
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>>47527569
>Hey, /jc/, what Pokemon did you get?
Gardevoir (pokewaifu/starter, anthropomorphized later and first companion) is the main one.
In stasis, I keep an Arcanine, Gyrados, Salamance, Aggron, and Luxray.
Though I've been debating shuffling points around to get a Master Ball and possibly a Legendary.
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>>47527488
Love reading people's stories on their Jumps keep up the work.
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>>47527569
Oddish (Starter and Right Hand Man), Nidoking, Ampharos, Vaporeon, Sableye, and Kabutops.

I give them all human forms as I go and they make up my core companions for my jump-chain.
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>>47527569
> So many Gardevoirs.
Charizard, Haunter, Porygon-Z, Aerodactyl, Mawile, Lugia.
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>>47526642
Axe Cop

Cop 100
Wait, that doesn't work 200
Serious Business
Shtick 300
The List - Evil 500
Omnicompetent 900
The Perfect... 1300
On the Dumb List 1200
Partying 1000

Wait, that doesn't work gives me a better understanding of the nonsense which is nice and means I may be able to utilise it better/bring some with me.

Serious Business makes me better at being stern about things.

Shtick makes me better with a spear which I pretty much always take due to the sheer amount of mad shit my spear is made of by this point.

The List is actually pretty damn useful. Figure Evil is the best to go for as they're the most likely to attack me for no reason.

Omnicompetent makes me naturally very good at everything that doesn't involve either making or training. Lots of utility there, mostly in stuff like fighting and playing the trumpet.

The Perfect... gives me a perfect spear to slap into my spear so that it has super effective qualities across the board.

Drawbacks mean it's 10 years as Axe Cop's feckless, idiot, birthday party attending brother. Could be worse and at least all the parties will help keep me out of trouble.
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>>47527569
Starter was a Growlithe, end team was Mega Metagross, Darkrai, Luxray, Zoraark and a Lucario.
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Anyone know any jumps I could import a companion into to give them a spirit alt-form?
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>>47527918
Final Fantasy 8? I think?
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>>47527895
>> So many Gardevoirs.
Most of the other anons just have them as normal pokemon.
I'm probably the only anon who waifus his gardevoir. Or at least waifus theirs this much, at least.
Mainly because my first jump was... difficult, getting used to not knowing anyone and such, before I got used to Jumps being Jumps. The empathetic bond had a huge impact.
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>>47527947
No, I'm looking at it and the Guardian Force import only lets you import companions that are already spirits. I'd need something else, first. Thanks, though.
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>>47527986
Well it is the super devoted empath pokemon whose entries all go into how much it likes its trainer and will sacrifice their life for them and how their very emotions are bound together.

Gamefreak should've expected this.
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>>47527986
Garde with breasts really irks me for some reason.
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>>47527280
None, the mmo is trash.
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How would you go about "fixing" the old World of Darkness?
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What do the backs of Doormaker portals look like?
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>>47528084
Pretty much.
Also helps that they're capable of kicking ass.

>>47528113
I'm sorry anon there are only so many gardevoir pics that aren't lewd or look like shit
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>>47528117
You're going to have to stop at least a dozen end of the world scenarios.
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>>47528117
Use Doctor of Miracles from Touhou to solve most of the cases of monster disease, set up a world government with a competent puppet controlled by me in charge
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>>47528127
Probably either perfectly black or perfectly reflective, given how light can't pass through them. Well, they pass through the portal itself, but not through the space that should be there but the portal is creating a discontinuity in. You get what I'm saying.
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>>47527986
You would've liked Gol.
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>>47528117

You start by getting every human to honestly believe that the world can be improved.

No really the old World of Darkness runs largely on consensus do to Mage. Which means if enough humans believe something works it does.
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>>47528127
I think they're invisible from the back, but I'm not sure.
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>>47527360
Oh on a note:

Beyond Infested/Technocyte once Warframe comes out I STILL BELIEVE, Zerg, Tyranid, and assorted "Swarm" monsters, what kind of parasites would you suggest integrating and upgrading yonder Serpents with, /jc/?
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>>47527918
Tales of Vesperia, it's possible to import companions as Entelexeia(which either requires you import them as your partner, or takes all of their points and requires the Vagrant background that has a single discount on anything). Then as one of the notes states you can turn them into spirits with a process in setting.
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>>47528192
So why haven't the Mages done this?
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>>47527986
I husbandoed mine, my gardevoir though is ironically my only male companion, and one of the more feminine companions. I think that like many of my companions they went completely fucking crazy and I didn't notice the change.
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>>47528218
PROTOTYPE Blacklight virus is another good infestation type you can grab, and can give shapeshifting abilities, at least to the more advanced forms.
Life Fibers from Kill la Kill are great to throw on as well, either as a symbiote or integrated directly into their bodies.
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>>47528247
Maybe they're all cynical?
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CleanupAnon here, still working on Kung Fury. Finished items today.

Still need to flesh out Companions and Drawbacks section, and throw in fluff/background write-ups. Probably need more drawbacks too, anyone have suggestions for that?

Anyway, here's the WIP, any comments or suggestions would be appreciated.

http://pastebin.com/iWgKHahw
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>>47528318
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>>47528247

Mostly because the two largest mage groups consist of two factions

The first are the Tecnocracy which is trying to write the laws of physics, insisting their totally not mages, dealing with the Traditions and all the other nonsense, and probably too cynical to consider it.

The second are the Traditions an alliance of several different philosophies, who dislike the current laws of physics the Technocracy made, but can't actually agree on a consensus beyond 'Reality beating us up if we violate it enough is annoying'.
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>>47527986
I prefer gijijka to pokephilia, so I've never seen the point of Gardevoir.
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>>47527569
First evolutions, since they've changed considerably over the chain.

My starter Honedge, Shinobu.
When I met her, she was a battle fanatic that had gotten in over her hilt. She was being hunted by some surprisingly competent Rocket members for her unusual blade shape and color.
I felt her pain in my mind, and helped her out by punching that stupid rocket bird right in the beak. Flocked him right up. Really established the pecking order.
Unfortunately, the Jenny's did not take kindly to the "pokemon abuse," and we went on the wanted list.
That's how we got the Marked and Wanted drawbacks, which shaped my time in Pokemon.

So, the crew!

Purrsival the Purrloin. A cool cat, that never trips security systems.

Robert Patrick the Ditto. A rather mercurial soul. Specialized in throwing off the law with false leads.

Titania the Klefki. A manic little pixie, and the master of unlocking. And locking.
You'd be suprised how useful that is.

And our scouting party, Rick James. After this Nincada evolved, he became the twins, Rick and James. Truly, pioneers without peer.


Together, we pulled heists of legend. Back in our wild youth, we were the terror of the gangs. No secret was safe, and no safe was secret!
Good times...

Since then, I've taken the form of a Ninetales, and formed a romantic symbiosis with Shinobu. She's calmed down somewhat, without getting dull, while I gained a tendency to get all fired up.
Life is good.
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>>47528370
So, basically, because they're all assholes.

Welcome to the WoD!
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>>47528274
Male Gardevoirs are true bros. They really don't deserve the shit that happens to them.
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>>47527280
>Choosing a side
>Not stealing all their magic knowledge, collecting every alchemical agent, a few bars of every metal/crafting material, and fucking off on your Ark to Akavir to hang with the monkey-people, tiger-people, snek-people, and snow demons.
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>>47527569
Vaporeon, Magmar, Blissey, Honchkrow, Galvantula, Haunter.

They also taught me how to be less easily embittered toward my allies. After I left them behind, that is.
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>>47528218
Is she even still around?
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>>47528534
We can hope that the assholes haven't won, yes.
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>>47528534
Aye she is. I am positive.
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>>47528534
It would be rather silly if she left over a little spat like that, but people have been sillier in my time here.
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>>47524857
For when I do non-imaged work, I use LibreOffice 5 simply out of sheer preference (I actually have word) and generally do it all in Times New Roman.

I try to keep everything to single pages, I hate it when sections begin right before a page break, or a single perk is a page over from the others, so I mess with the line spacing a lot to get them all on a single page. I also don't to keep my use of bold and italics to a relative minimum, so that when I really need to draw the reader's attention to something, I can use that.

For imaged, I use Illustrator and Photoshop, but recently I've been seriously considering starting to use InDesign for my typesetting, since I'm told it has way better export options, which might help with some compression issues people are apparently having.

Fonts with imaged really vary, I've used a few, last jump I imaged, I used Eurostile for aesthetic purposes. For imaged, I generally try to mimic the formatting of the source document where possible. Even when it was an imaged-first jump, I had a master document for all my content that was formatted and everything, and I worked off of that.
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>>47528437
I feel being a male Gardevoir is probably a very awkward existence. Everyone always thinks you're a girl, and the Gallades probably pick on you.
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>>47528590
Exactly. She didn't leave when Tera was being Douche Canoe Supreme. Might just be ducking out of thread for a while.

We can hope, and at least this thread hasn't gone to pits like the last few. We're doing good.
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I wonder have any of you Jumpers ever been humbled? or having you ever humbled someone?
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>>47528534
Red's a tough girl. She knows to take breaks when things get too much and isn't the type to truly leave without at least letting someone know. From what little I know of her, she's probably just going Anonymous and still posting pretty rarely. Red can deal with a shitposter or two, she's been around for years. It seems to be the thread long arguments that stress her out.

So, you know, just not replying if you see them is actually the most valid route to keeping her around.
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>>47528612
This conversation you're having is a great way to go in that direction, though. Like a big fat target.
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>>47528313
Locations: make some shit up. I'd add Chinatown, 1985; Mount Wudang, 1779; Nazi Lunar Base, 1960s; and Prehistoria, Jurassic Age.
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>>47528624
You're not wrong.
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>>47528619
What is 'humble'?
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>>47528313
Let's see... Jump Fury is extremely unclear. What exactly does magic Kung Fu do? How comparable are the other 800s to each other? Aside from Cop, that is, which just seems unimpressive in comparison. Laser Raptor Hunter seems extremely narrow in application, or maybe I just can't figure out what it does either. Thooooor! either needs use limits or clearer guidelines on what constitutes helping. Maybe both.

Also, am I supposed to feel completely bewildered by this Jump? Because I really am. What in the fuck is this setting?
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>>47528624
Exactly.

So let's just focus on happier topics.

>>47528299
Eh. Blacklight I get the impression that it's less the type of infestation I'm looking for, and more just out-and-out "fuck your flesh, it's my flesh, you're now giblets" feeding one central mind (in this instance, Mercer).

Life Fibers though, I can totally get behind. especially if I can survive SOMA and get the structure gel.
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>>47528313
Time travel escalation loop drawback?
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>>47528640
Do you want the literal term or some metaphorical shit?
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>>47528675
It was a joke.
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>>47528651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg
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>>47528619
>Have you ever humbled someone
Man, you should have seen the look on Cinder's face when made her blue, or when I brought out the Gaster Blasters.
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>>47528651
>am I supposed to feel completely bewildered by this Jump?
Bwa ha ha ha!
Yes.
http://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg
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>>47528619
Knowing that even with my 20 levels of Warblade, 20 levels of Crusader, magical sword, shield, and armor, and more, that there will always be someone stronger, someone I cannot simply fight - that is what keeps me sane. That is what keeps me in balance.

That is what keeps me human.

An uncontested superpower rots from within.
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>>47528701
Speak for yourself, Tier 3.
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>>47528701
You know I feel that someone doesn't have to be strong in strength in order to teach someone a lesson.
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>>47526170
>Hello Everyone. How are things? Are your Builds going Well?

bretty gud

just got the ability to eat things better, know any similar ones?
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You guys ever have issues where you're just plain disappointed with the opposition? Where you get all ready for a big fight only to have it turn out to be completely superfluous? Had it happen a couple times in the ZOTT back during GUNNM, but then again back then I was an amnesiac battle junky.
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>>47528604
Unless they like looking like a girl. Y'know traps and what not.
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>>47527280
ebonheart?
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>>47528708
Better than being Tier 1 with no sense of right or wrong.
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>>47528736
what'd you do with your real self, clone?
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>>47528756
A city in Morrowind.
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>>47528757
Right and wrong are dictated by authorities. At Tier 1, you are the authority. Just sayin'.
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>>47528372
>I prefer gijijka to pokephilia, so I've never seen the point of Gardevoir.
Same here. Hence why she has a human form.
There's just not as much art of it s there should be, though.
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This may seem like a stupid pair of questions, but do retained drawbacks give additional CP in jumps outside the original one you took them in?

Do you take your companions with you into every jump, or just the ones you import them into?
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>>47528764
Alpha Centauri is great for resolving issues of having multiple copies of yourself with different experiences. Joseph Robertson and Gally effectively merged into one mind again, there's some issues with conflicting traits, but that generally just leads to me splitting off one or the other to use secondary bodies as needed. Joseph tends to be the peacetime persona while Gally comes to the forefront when things need doing fast.

In hindsight I apparently accidentally improvised something akin to Raiden's Ripper mode thing.
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>>47528736

Its always like this when you enter a verse with bad choreography, where they pull their punches back for dramatic effect that makes them look like the street fighters from WSHH.

your best weapons are often the basic ones, notice their lack of head movement/low hands and drop them with a tap on the chin.

it gets bettwen when you have superhuman stats
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>>47528827
No, they do not.

You can have 8 Companions+any Pod People active at any one time. Imports just give them Backgrounds and/or Perks from the setting.
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>>47528827
No
8 every jump unless otherwise stated
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>>47528827
>do retained drawbacks give additional CP in jumps outside the original one you took them in?
No.

>Do you take your companions with you into every jump, or just the ones you import them into?
Every jump that doesn't specify otherwise (typically by locking everything). The imports are there to give them backstories and maybe a few cp.
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>>47528827
Retained drawbacks do not give points outside of their original jump.

Beyond some imports giving special privileges, you generally have 8 companions out at a time.
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>>47528808
But in that case, why even go for a Gardevoir?
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>>47528827
Retained drawbacks give no additional CP in future jumps.

You can take your companions into any jump as a drop-in, but if you import them they get an identity and maybe some CP of their own to spend depending on the jump.
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>>47528619
I base all of my assumptions on the principal that anything can suddenly become my equal in terms if power, especially people.
Even if my precog ultra keikaku powers can't see it, it could happen, and thus I should afford them the respect that I myself expect.

I also hide laxatives in the meals of self important big bads, and generally act as smug as possible. It is funny.
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>>47528827
They only give you the cp in the jump you take them in. And you always bring your companions with you unless the jump states otherwise typically through a drawback, only 8 can be active at a time, and importing only gives them a history in that world and usually other benefits such as some cp to spend.
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>>47528870
Because of personality and powers? Maybe he likes green? What a stupid question.
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>>47528436

Yep. It should work, but well the most coherent factions philosophy is basically based on "Okay guys we have to convince everyone that the universe actually had a set of stable laws of physics so that way those other jerks can't rule over them like oppressive god-kings and so that this whole thing doesn't became a chaotic mess if everyone realizes they vote on reality", while missing that they basically did the same.

They however started to make things too stasic, but then gain the other group wants to go full mythical fantasy magical realm.

Oh also I almost forgot, but Earth's consensus if I remember correctly doesn't actually fully reach most of the rest of the universe yet.

So while convincing everyone the world is improving should help it's probably not an immediate solution.

There's also the potential option of letting a certain apocolypse that makes everyone mages occur, letting the laws of physics all fall apart, and hoping the writers weren't nuts when they basically went "This is totally a good thing".
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>>47528870
Psychic pokemon that typically have cool personalities are kind of rare. Gardevoir are pretty cool in general though.
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>>47527002
>>47526996

Wait, If you can keep drawbacks, what happens if you keep those 0 drawbacks in jumps that share the same continuity in jumps that don't?

What I mean is, what happens if you keep the Legend of Korra's +0 continuity drawback for Avatar TLA in a jump like Digimon or something?
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>>47528918
You forgot that the Laws of Physics set down by the Technocrats are affecting the other Powers on Earth.

Them convincing Humans that the Supernatural Doesn't Exist is weakening the Vampires and the Werewolves as well.
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>>47528870
Any more like this for the rest of the Eevees? Because that's my pokemon I retained. The three basic evolutions from the first gen, leafon, espeon and umbreon. I'm curious what they'd look like in human form.
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>>47528953
Those don't count. Those only work for universes that are actually connected. Keeping Drawbacks is all Fan-wank anyway.
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>>47528827
OP here, thnx for the answers, everyone.
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>>47528633
>Prehistoria, Jurassic Age
But anon, that's the Viking Age.

Anyway, I'll think on it, but I'm not sure about just making shit up. I mostly prefer to stick to the movie. Of course, including a location for ancient shaolin temples could work...

>>47528651
>Jump Fury
I'll clarify it more then. It's basically just: whatever Kung Fury does. But I could put down some feats to make it clearer.
>800s
I tried to make all of them about as good, through the Cop one might be a little less so, I guess. It's more of a stupid good social boost than something tangible.
>Laser Raptor Hunter
It would allow you to basically ignore cover and eschew line-of-sight when shooting.
>Thooooor!
...Okay, I fucked that up. Supposed to be "hear your call", not "help your call". Is that better?

>Also, am I supposed to feel completely bewildered by this Jump? Because I really am. What in the fuck is this setting?
Yes. I can't recommend watching it enough through.

>>47528668
That could work...
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>>47528962
There are a lot, just google image search, gijinka and a pokemon's name.
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>>47528962
There is one in this very thread.

>>47525140
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>>47528962
Yes. The artist is Merlusa, and they've done all the Eeveelutions.
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>>47529101
Ooohhhhh...
I get what he was asking now.
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>>47528960

That part's technically not really a problem.

Vampires are vampires. Meanwhile Werewolves while technically trying to save the world are 'Stop trying to help' levels of bad at that, and massively accelerate the problem by genociding a significant portion of their help.
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>>47528870
More kind personality, more empathetic.
Also >>47528892 is right. I might have a thing for green hair.
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>>47529128
Yeah, the werewolves are fucking stupid.
I'm going to have great fun mocking them in literally every WoD jump.
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>>47529128
Well, the werewolves DID decide to slaughter as many of the other were creatures they could, and enslaved humans as food like cattle.

It doesn't matter if the werewolves want to protect Gaia, they're such massive fucking bastards they should just fucking go.
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>>47529160
Well then, do I have good news for you!
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Can Psychics talk with Telepathy to dark type pokemon
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>>47529220
...You are tempting me to get more than one pokewaifu, anon.
Why are you doing this to me?
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>>47529174
Not all of them are stupid. It's just that the stupid ones tend to be the violent ones, and the violent ones tend to smash the smart ones whenever they say something they don't like. So you've got the Glass Walkers, who want to build green cities, and the Children of Gaia, who want to work with humanity as leaders and shepherds, and the Stargazers, who want to help save the Wyrm from its own madness... And then basically all the other tribes are going "sounds like Wyrm-talk to me!"
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>>47529283
Because you must suffer. One waifu or else no laifu.
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>>47529224
Probably not. Dark types are immune to psychic stuff after all.
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189. Kimpossible
Origin: Spaz
Location: Senior's Island
Perks: Not Dumb Luck Dumb Skills (-50), Hacker (-100), Gymnast (-100), Child Development Degree (-200), Hotwiring (-200), Mystical Monkey Power (-300)
Items: Cargo Pants (-50), Truth Ray (-100)
Drawbacks: Depantsed (+100)

I'm Senor Senior Senior's super-groundskeeper. Which means that when Kim Possible shows up and knocks something over, I go off. I spend like an hour getting this place in order every day, it's rude to rain on my parade like that. I can handle if it's one of the Senor Seniors, since it's their shit, but enemies should at least have some respect. I mean, stepping on the freshly teased grass? Who does that? Jerks, that's who.
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>>47529283
Because more than one waifu will enrich your laifu.
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>>47529283
Don't break her heart, anon.
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>>47527569
Elizabeth my Charizard. She's the first wife/waifu so she has seniority over all other waifus.
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>>47528619
MT Orsted put me on my place
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>>47529174
>>47529179
>>47529322
I'd probably ignore the nicer ones, but well if the choice is between a universe where random people can't summon the legions of worse than hell or mostly idiot shapeshifters keeping their powers, the former seems better.

Also this reminded me of something that would help with at least trying to fix the WoD.

In the werewolf section of the cosmology most of the problems not caused by the werewolves were caused by The Weaver the cosmic force of order and stability having an existential crisis and doing something stupid. This in turn drove the Wyrm the cosmic force of destruction and renewal into just an insane destructive force.

So if you have a way to talk to cosmic forces giving them therapy might help.
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>>47529358
Lies!
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>>47529322
Reminder that there's a tribe of werewolves that are literally just "FUCK MEN THEY SUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>47529380
But isn't that what harem perks are for?
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>>47529322
It's the stupid ones that get the mocking. The others just get the smug, with a side of distant support.

>>47529333
>>47529358
What if you could choose both?
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>>47529471
>Forcing people into situations they don't like or approve of because the idea of losing you is too much for them.
That's just cruel.
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>>47529420
That's the thing I really hate about the Garou. The cosmology is pretty much clear - the Wyrm went insane because it got sewn into the Pattern by the Weaver. But they're spending all their time fighting the symptoms instead of trying to address the cause. Literally only one Tribe gives a fuck, and that's the Stargazers, who are the rarest of them all.
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>>47529513
>who are the rarest of them all.
I'm sensing a pattern there.
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pic somewhat related
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>>47529513
Well, as has been said, the Garou are stupid. There are a lot of theories about what happened. Some say the Wyrm drove the Weaver mad, some say she drove the Wyrm mad. Either way, the obvious solution is to try and help both of them calm down. but werewolves were not built to be Gaia's thinkers, they were meant to be the soldiers, and since the fucking werewolves SLAUGHTERED most of the other breeds and made the rest hate them, they can't coordinate on their specialties like they're supposed to. And since werewolves were meant to be soldiers, they think the only solution to fixing an insane cosmic force is to fight it for eternity. Because they are stupid.
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>>47529450
There's also an entire tribe of neonazis, and a tribe which genuinely believes genociding humanity is not only desirable, but viable and the correct solution.
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>>47529541
Eww...
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Question about the Yugioh jump. Do cards have their anime effects or real-life effects?
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>>47529541
So you fuck evil women into submission?
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>>47529556
Just go with what feels right.
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>>47529556
>real-life
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>>47529552
The later is entirely made up of butthurt wolves, funny enough. If they weren't so damn stupid they'd take advantage of the humans' changing attitudes towards wolves and all the breeding and reintroduction programs, but noooo.
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>>47529557
Ends > means.
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>>47529556
The anime effects, I think. Since that's where you'll be going.
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>>47529534
Yep. The smarter and more useful a Werewolf tribe is, the fewer members there are. Meanwhile, the ones full of idiots and assholes are thriving.
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>>47529541
I use nothing beyond short time stops and stasis tech from Dead Space. I don't feel comfortable mucking about in the timestream.

>>47529552
I know nothing about WoD, but 'neonazi werewolves' is just about the weirdest thing I've ever read.
Do they shave their heads, or their whole bodies or what?
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>>47529489
no, it´s not
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>>47529600
Using that character doesn't help.
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>>47528736
I took a fanfic-verse in Naruto, with an OC and arguable self-insert.

Not a bad one, Shikako was actually confused about how she got into that universe, having been reborn into it. She came into that world as a new life that would never have existed without her, and the story is mostly about how she deals with being in an unfamiliar (and yet so very familiar) world, and the normal -- perhaps even banal -- friendships she makes, on top of... well... just trying to survive in the batshit insanity that is Naruto.

Having landed in the antagonistic nation of Hidden Rain, it was a perfect excuse to mess with her. Indeed, I could fabricate reasons to do so with very little effort.
But despite her desire to stay relevant (not to me, but just... to the world), the truth was, I outclassed her in every possible way.

And so I kept ruining her day when I didn't mean to, I'd try to have a fun antagonism going and go to far. This had never happened before. I'm usually so much better at this, gauging people. I didn't want to hurt her. And yet, I kept almost doing that.
Eventually, one of my companions asked, "What are you doing?", and I didn't have an answer.

I just thought...
... I don't know what I thought.

Anyway, I stopped antagonizing her after that. Concentrated instead on improving life for Hidden Rain.
It was all just one big disappointment, really.
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>>47529623
Help who?
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>>47529541
I picked up Lunar Dial in Touhou as a largely defensive measure. Everyone else kept using time powers on me.
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>>47529556
Anime, which is why I'm including the Brothers Paradox's labyrinth card in all my Jumper's decks forever.
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>>47529541
Quicksilver style from DMC. Shit's fucking cash.
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>>47529742
>>47529601
>>47529570

>mfw I can Rank-Up my Xyz Monsters in the middle of the duel and spawn new versions of them

THE FUN HAS JUST BEGUN
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>>47529781
Head to Ancient Egypt too and learn the magic for summoning the real monsters from your cards/tablets.
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>>47529742

I just remembered a question I had about the Percy Jackson jump.

How does the 'choose one god of any pantheon' part of Minor Blessing work when combined with pantheon importing?
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>>47529799

That would be ridiculously unfair considering I'm running a banlist ignoring metadeck.
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>>47529611
At least if we considered them 'real', Gaia's Children and the Glass Walkers are making a little headway in their goals?
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>>47529827
Yes, and?
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>>47529837
>Glass Walkers are making a little headway in their goals
Cyborg werewolfs!
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>>47529827
You know technically it's not banned if it's in ancient egypt.
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>>47529556
First of all... umm how many dark magician girls are there now? Secondly I would assume anime since it is a jump based on the anime.
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>>47529965
enough.
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>>47529541
Time stops, yeah. Time accelerations and slows, yes (we've gotten so much done thanks to the variable time-stasis field from Zim). Even looking through time backwards and forwards, or across different timelines, or and creating temporarily-looping timelines.
Even most forms of jump-native time travel are okay, but we're not game enough to try out-of-jump time travel just yet.

The Jumpchan hauling me around the multiverse is annoyingly vague about whether "technically not existing" for parts of your 10-year stay that you skipped over count as "being dead" and thus ending your chain.
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>>47529965
>dark magician girls
They like white to me, anon. But anime is weird like that.
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>>47529541
I typically avoid temporal shenanigans or related abilities for honour reasons, but I do have quicksilver style from DMC in case someone tries to time freeze me.
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>>47529541
I abuse the hell out of lunar dial though I mostly use it to move around like the flash. I can't count on my opponent to not have some resistance to it so I change my own personal flow of time.
Though sometimes I against people I really don't like I will stop time and put kick me signs on their back or draw on their face with permanent marker if it's someone who really needs to be taken down a few pegs but that I don't hate.
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>>47529995
They're dark magicians in the sense that they practice dark magic.
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>>47530006
If they're not dark then that's appropriation, though.
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>>47527909
Babylon 5

23 years old
Drop-In
Telepath 600
Telekinetic 800
Iron Will
Mechanic 1000
Stone Cold
Asceticism

Odd shape to this jump and I barely understand the second half of it. Seems like lots are about factions and shit.

Instead of doing proper research I tend to just look up specific terms and doing a google image search to try to get a grip on the setting. Babylon 5 has some unattractive aliens.

For perks I went with what I could understand. Telepath + Telekinetic are pretty much self explanatory and can apparently be boosted through weird experiments.

Chose Drop-In as if you're spending 800 CP on two undiscounted things you might as well get a lot of freebies which Drop-In gets in this jump. Iron Will, Stone Cold and Ascetism make me more stubborn, less likely to get mind controlled, less flappable and need less food, sleep and luxury. Nothing massive but can't hurt. Weird thing is that the freebies between them would cost 800 CP usually which seems pretty expensive for what you get.

Finally bought mechanic as an intro to this universe's space science can't hurt.
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>>47530000
Oh great quad of nothingness!
Is it ok for me to time stop so I can doodle on people's faces? Cause Imma do that a lot.
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>>47530012
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>>47530012
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>>47529489
>implying they can't curb most unwanted behavior by giving 'The Look'
Besides, it'll probably be one or two more pokemon companions, and they'll be "good friend" tier. Gardevoir still gets Waifu level.
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>>47530027
Go right ahead, just not on me
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>>47530029
Golden Age Superman is such bullshit, he never fails to make me laugh.
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>>47529600

>So you fuck evil women into submission?

Training goes:


A hot bath followed by the pouring of hot water over the penis. Then the banging of with a stick into a wooden board (hso many times the stool has a "large" form indented in it). Finally sex with a straw bag full off rice while 70's sex music is playing in the background.
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>>47527569
Most of my companions are pokemon and that's my preferred default form. Most of them didn't have last names so they kinda adopted mine as a clan name.

Jacqueline Pobydd - Lucario, started out human and then became a pokemon in mystery dungeon. Prefer to remain that way when convenient. The central Jumper of the group.
Cadwgan Pobydd - Blaziken, was my starter as a Torchic now husbando
Ariel Pobydd - Luxray, best friend and second in command.
Arawn Pobydd - Houndoom, A big puppy whose bark is worse than their bite and is paired with Ariel.
Ffion Pobydd - Umbreon, Our classy trickster rogue who dabbles in magic
Ronan Pobydd - Floatzel, A more bruisery rogue with strong ideals and is paired up with Ffion.
Bran Pobydd-Mua - Honchkrow, Our eyes in the sky and a masterful scout. Is in fierce competition with Ffion for pranks. Paired up with our Gria friend Aderyn.

If I ever get a chance to give the rest of the group pokemon forms they'd be:
Aderyn Mua-Pobydd - Pidgeot, Our flying warrior and scout teamed up with Bran. Originally a Gria.
Chardent - Aegislash, Our angry, occasionally malevolent, but kinda mellowing out after the better part of a millennia away from home Shushu sword.
Mairwen Pobydd - Foslass, the magic specialist and dedicated researcher of the team who is actually a laptop/goblin.
Haul - Ghastly, the research assistant who was originally a Ghost ai. He spends most of his time with Mairwen.
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>>47530024
Telekinetic isn't really worth it here.
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OK I have a question I hope doesn't turn in to a shitstorm. It's a Jojo question I am just giving a heads up.
All stands we create start with an A learning potential. I remember from a Jojo RPG that we can lower our learning potential to teach our stand a new ability, can you do that in the jump or is that just rpg stuff? I have a few ideas for new abilities for my stand.
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>>47530046
>Curb most unwanted behavior
Like stealing their husband?

>anon serious gave in and is cheating on his wife.
You disappoint me.
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>>47530004

or Zolomon, toon physics kinda helps if you want to stretch em
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>>47530084
Toon physics is ironically the scariest power Worm has. It's got some seriously nasty tricks.
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>>47530077
It's only cheating if she isn't on board.

A century into any relationship, you're both going to be looking for variety. I don't have a harem so much as I have a sizeable number of swinger friends.
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>>47530077
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>>47529954
>>47529915

Good point. Learning to summon real monsters it is!

What would Ancient Egyptian card shops even look like? Considering the jump replaces the tablets with cards for easiness.
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>>47530077
>caring this much about where anon sticks his pingas
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>>47530128
It just seems different when it's an anon going "No she's my true love!" then five posts later is all "Okay maybe I'll fuck all these other girls on the side."

Kinda different from people going into the game for a harem, you know?

>>47530142
It's one post. It's not all that much care. Just pangs of disappointment.

>>47530124
>Projecting your issues.
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>>47530130
Run by ancient Egyptian wizards?
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>>47530130
They're sorcerers. It's doubtful there are shops, just rich egyptian nobles and mages with secret summoning and binding rooms.
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>>47530130
Probably big tents, like most shops of that era.

That's where the word "shoplifter" comes from. Thieves would sneak up on the back, lift the corner of the shop, and grab handfuls of sweet, sweet dates from inside.
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>>47530077
I literally just said "they'll just be friends"
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>>47530154
>Kinda different from people going into the game for a harem, you know?
Fair enough. I make no secret of my goal of a large harem.
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>>47530183
>No they're just good friends honey! I don't love them! I'm just fucking them because you don't satisfy me sexually!
I don't see how that's supposed to be better.
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>>47530115

I like how it mentions quantum and probability, which interacts fine with similar powers.

I used that power to help people, mostly by removing bad juju.

Still finding the right combination to do a Popeye.
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>>47530208
...even Sasami?
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>>47530210
What if they're both fucking them?
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>>47530168
>>47530156

I'd probably choose to pass myself off as a merchant from a distant land with never before seen cards. It's technically true.

>>47530165
How would they feel about me teaching peasants to duel then?
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>>47530210
Anon, to some people, 'friend' means 'friend', not 'fuckbuddy'.
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>>47530242
See >>47530154
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Alright, so.

I planned to start Worm writefaggotry and expand on it further, but the character Seven became a little less fun for me to chain for as time went on. His endgame was finished yesterday.

So I'm going to ask you all: Do you want to see a continuation of Seven's time in Worm, or start from the beginning of a new chain that will follow a shorter chronicle?
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>>47530254
Yeah, but when you're saying 'good friend' in quotation marks in reply to a guy trying to get you to make a harem, that's not the meaning you're implying.
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>>47530254

nuffn wrong with snugglesisters
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>>47530232
Not that specific harem anon.
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>>47530232
You should be asking
>Even Ryo-Ohki?
Because loli in a harem isn't weird at all if you're going Japan. It's the rabbit that's the odd one.
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>>47530220
...What the fuck even is that image.
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>>47530250
They're nobles, they don't like peasants with power.
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>>47530258
>mfw I don't understand what you mean

Seems to be a moot point, though.
This >>47530254 combined with my own monogamous tendencies has completely erased my investment in the conversation.
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>>47530267
Whichever is most fun to you.
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>>47530267
I think I'd like to see the time in worm, even if you only skim over it, just for completions sake. If you don't want to then don't bother though - it'd kill your motivation.
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>>47530283
Ryo-Ohki's got an adult form. I'd tap dat spaceship.
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>>47530285

seems like rosalina
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>>47530267
I'd like to, at the very least, see up to the Endbringer kill you alluded to. Even if most of it is just an overview.

But it's your chain, so.
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>>47530325
She has to grow into it, though. Same with Sasami, really. She'll grow up, eventually, but she loves Tenchi now.
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>>47530325
Is there nothing you Jumpers won't screw? You people are almost as bad as Zeus.
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>>47530300

It's not like it would be impossible for peasants to duel to begin with, seeing as cards are much easier to steal than giant stone slabs.
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>>47530342
Isnt she over 100 years old?
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>>47530369
She's a Jurian. They don't age like normal humans.

She's also technically Tsunami because the real Sasami died.
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>>47530344
>Is there nothing you Jumpers won't screw?
_________NO___________
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>>47529220
>>47529358
Who?

>>47529541
I use them, but not as stopman does....
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>>47530344
Please don't lump the rest of us in with the people who can't control their dicks.

It's as bad as claiming every jumper has eating disorders or the bullshit from claiming there's "no such thing as good jumpers" and that anyone trying to do good is some massive hypocrite or whatever legalese retardedness people enjoy twisting around. Swear to fuck this place enjoys making everyone out to be the worst of the worst.
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>>47530381
I think the minotaur is actually the product of Zeus' brother Poseidon cursing some king's wife to fuck a bull because the guy refused to sacrifice that bull to Poseidon like he promised.
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>>47527569
I got an Empoleon (Starter), a Ninetales (My favorite pokemon), A Zoroark, A Metagross (for science! also Ass kicking), A Trevenant and a Hawlucha (It's a Hawk luchador I don't think I need to explain why this is awesome. Though mine acts more like a professional wrestler).
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>>47530382
how then jumpanon?
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>>47530387
Silent majority yadda yadda.

I don't post my build because it's wrong. I don't go for the most power item / perk / companions. I build what makes sense and what interests me. I suspect there are others like me that don't really post builds, but who just kick ideas around from time to time.
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>>47530387
Who pissed in your tea?
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>>47530344
Depends. How long a timeline are we talking?
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>>47530416
I don't post builds because I'm lazy.
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>>47528218
If your willing to risk it? Starro genes from DC, so when their all bent to your will, your zerg can hijack other creatures completely and view their memories. Also grab Tyranids because holy shit you would love them.
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>>47530426
The Norse pantheon was so much better than the Greek. The Aesir actually tried to do things for humanity, as opposed to just doing shit to humanity.
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>>47530416
This. I break the rules sometimes to make for a better story.

Also I don't know anything about nearly any of the settings, and I don't feel like seeing people bitch about how person X would never do Y because of episode 177 of Z.
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>>47530428
This, I just do them for my own entertainment.
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>>47530418
>Who pissed in your tea?
The people who enjoy pissing on anyone trying to anything nice or who bitch out anyone who does "badwrongfun" by not going for pure power or mindrape or whatever stupidity thread is obsessed with at the moment.

It is annoying as fuck to try and explain how I do something nice only for some fuckwit to turn around and go "No you're actually evil because you secretly ruined their life and raped their future, the right thing to do is kill them and nail their corpse on their mom's bedroom door"
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>>47530448
>Also I don't know anything about nearly any of the settings, and I don't feel like seeing people bitch about how person X would never do Y because of episode 177 of Z.
Yup. I love hearing input from people who know the various settings, but when you have to fight someones waifu and they just won't stop going on and on about how impossible it is it serves no purpose to continue that conversation.
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>>47530461
Why not just ignore that guy?
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>>47530416
I have a full chain with builds and companions and hookers, but I don't talk about it in thread because I'm not interested in having my every decision and move peeled apart.
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>>47530461
No one did any that this time, so just chill the fuck out. Anyway I'm done talking to you, hope you can cheer up.
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>>47530490
Yeah see your mistake was in not having blackjack. Can't have hookers without blackjack. Don't you know ANYTHING?
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>>47525334
I think it took my inspiration out back and shot it dead, yeah. It's the only explanation I've got.

>>47525963
Most of that stuff you'll be able to build in-jump via Kerbal power and researching it, like a proper Kerbal does, so.

>>47526624
I aim to please.

>>47526705
I need more items, Anon.

Seriously. Look at that list. LOOK AT IT. Paltry, weak... and damn if I can't think of anything to add.

I'd like to throw more stuff in there, but hell if I can come up with anything.
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>>47530428
Third.
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Hey, i know this is a dumb question but since I already feel dumb from the mistake I made requiring this question:

which jumps have understand/speak all language perks?
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>>47530512
...

Shit.

You're right anon.

I-I guess I'll just go over to my corner now...
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>>47530512
>badwrongfun
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>>47530539
JJBA
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>Jump 6: Elona
I have literally no idea what is going on here. Etherwind? Adventuring? What? You know what, no, I'm going to do something ridiculous instead, like... just relaxing and enjoying my time here. If anyone wants to mess with me, I'll just deal with them then.
>Card: Queen of Pentacles (The qualities of maturity and sensibility, coupled with an innate appreciation for nature and the material world.)
>Age: 14
>Location: Lumiest
>Identity: Lich (100), Adventurer (Free, 4x200pt abilities free)
https://youtu.be/IU513suJZzY

>Knockout (Free)
Knock the enemy unconscious with any attack, as opposed to trying to kill them? So very useful.
>Martial Artist (Free)
Did someone say CQC? No, seriously, you have no idea how powerful martial artists can be with sufficient training here.
>Vampiric Power (Free)
A pity I can't just flat-out combine this with martial arts, but useful nonetheless. Vampire lich. I think this will work.
>Master Ascetic
Not only will this offset the inherent weakness that liches seem to suffer from, this should be very useful further down the line.
>Rogue-like (300)
You don't understand how useful stretching a second out to a minute is until you've been in a high stress position where a moment's hesitation can save lives. If I could have that time just to plan things out, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Pity I can't use it with sleep, though. I'd catch up on so much sleep...
>Softcap (0, discount)
https://youtu.be/YsYFWa3z3Gg

But seriously I'm going to spend the next decade... I don't even know what I'm going to do. Probably just look around and see what's worth doing. Also train up my martial arts. At the maximum level, you can do anywhere from 253 to 761 damage per blow - more than any other weapon can achieve. Meaning that down the line, I'm going to be punching out gods. Assuming I am not using some sort of vampiric power on them.

Why didn't I think of that sooner, I wonder?
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>>47530539
Teen Titans has a way to learn all languages by kissing someone who knows them.
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>>47530539
If you go Tamaranian in TT you've got the ability to learn any language so long as you're willing to put a little effort forth.
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Arcanum
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>>47530426
Bishop of Bath and Wells:
"You see, I am a colossal pervert.
No form of sexual depravity is too low for me.
Animal, vegetable or mineral I'll do anything to anything."
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>>47530517
Raw materials? You've got a lot of stuff about scrap in there, but you could load up a whole section on being able to Factorio your way from punching trees to unfolding solar sails.

It's not super canon but you're having trouble because Kerbal doesn't have content to work with.

Otherwise I guess you could do stuff like star charts, samples from other planets, awesome telescopes, a mission control briefcase that lets you conduct Kerbal activities from anywhere, one of them golden records with the basics of humanity inscribed to throw at aliens...
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>>47530551
thanks my friend but JJBA is too far in my chain to be useful.

>>47530559
>>47530571
Not exactly my jumper's style, but thanks for answering.
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>>47530557
What's a pentacle? Is it like a tentacle you write with?
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>>47530593
...Yes, anon. Yes, it is.
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>>47530593
A pentacle is a suit in a tarot deck. You probably missed the part where I'm drawing a tarot card for each jump to get an idea for what I'm doing or how things will go during that jump. Here. http://www.facade.com/tarot/description/?Deck=ator&Card=49
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>>47530593
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pentacle
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>>47530539
Dinotopia has Scaly Tongue for that.
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>>47530403
>Ninetales (My favorite pokemon)
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
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>>47530539
Overlord (novels/anime jump) has a perk.
DC and GLTAS (if you get a Lantern Ring, one of its features is a translator)
Star Trek has a universal translator item
PS238 has two make-your-own-superpowers perks.
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>>47530571
OOPS. I absentmindedly replied to your post instead of one of the one's I intended. my bad.

Still too lazy to change it.
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>>47530644
This one works. thanks.

>>47530647
thanks to you as well. bad bookkeeping in overlord is what led to this mess. lol
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>>47530344
Nonconsenting partners, and partners who are incapable of consent.
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Is anyone working on Battleborn jump yet?
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>>47530691
Gronk
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>>47530517
Well, remember that a lot of items are things you can just pick up in the Jump, except made better in some way. So if you're not offering those, then there's not much you can do about making items.
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>>47530381
I feel like this is a gross misrepresentation of the myths involved, because it should be Zeus as an animal fucking human women. That was the sort of bestiality he was into.
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>>47530746
Which myth was it that he turned into a pikachu?
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>>47530715
please elaborate more anon
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>>47530715
Not that I know of.
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>>47530715
Is there enough lore and world building from gearbox to justify it to be a jump?
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>>47530715
>more money-grubbing MOBA trash
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>>47530854
Thankfully, we don't need to actually play the things we jump.
Bwa ha ha!
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>>47530344
Actually I'm a celibate jumper, since my waifu is waiting for me back home.
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>>47527280
Ebonheart Pact.
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>>47530919
>Celibate jumper
Anons look a rare breed of Jumper.
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>>47530919
I am so sorry
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>>47530779
I can't find any examples of him turning into a mouse and having lightning-mouse kids, but I have a few of him turning into a horse, fucking a harpy, and having magic lightning-horse children. Does that count?
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>>47530919
did you consider the return/pod combo to pick them and take them with you?
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>>47530919
I admire your dedication. I think I made if two jumps before I gave in. I still don't know how I'm going to look her in the eyes when I get home and she thinks nothing's different.
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>>47530950
I don't think you can use Return to come home. You can hit Earthlike jumps, but she won't be real.
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>>47530836
It's got more lore than Overwatch, that's for sure.
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>>47530919
Go Invader Zim and get the dinner perk.
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>>47530944
Wat.
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>>47527569
Started with a Cyndaquil, who got to Quilava and said "Yep, this is fine."
Lapras
Talonflame
Braviary
Sawsbuck (though I may retcon her into a fully evolved Rowlett if the Eva's aren't all retarded)
Durant

And then I went Pidgey (later, Pidgeot) in PMD for maximum flying go fast. Fun times.
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>>47530994
Fucking Greeks yo.
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>>47530951
If you had a shred of morals, you'd tell her and break up wit h her.
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>>47530994
Zeus was into some weird shit, man. Once he turned into an ant to seduce a woman. Another time he made his move as a literal golden shower. The man is made entirely out of creepy fetishes.
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Which perks let me give amazing hugs?
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>>47531049
FISS: Level 5
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So jumpers, have you ever gone into a setting, all cocksure of yourself, only to get dunked on by the surprisingly strong locals? Aside from the obvious reference to Sans(who I did everything in my power to stay on the good side of), XANA proved to be a seriously dangerous enemy, and the less said about such foes like Trigon and ADAM, the better.
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>>47531049
There's one in the Hollywood jump.
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>>47530974
RAR it's any world who have previously visited I think your first world counts
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>>47531049
As many ranks in endowed as you can get + (presumably) a gender swap.

Be the tittymonster you were always meant to be Anon.
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>>47531059
I hate to bring up something jinxed, but Railgun.
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>>47530919
That is cute.
http://youtu.be/M_bx1YNVO2c
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>>47531059
Ranma. I got my ass kicked by someone playing pachinko. They did it by playing pachinko. Fucking random-ass martial arts.
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>>47531078
>Be the tittymonster
Bully all the titlets. All of them.
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>>47531078
>Liking giant udders that defy logic and biology.
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>>47531076
You've never visited your Earth as an aspect of the Jumpchain, though. It wasn't work-related.
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>>47531059
During my first attempt at this Bleach got me real hard. I knew it was going to be tough but I hadnt expected it to be THAT bad.
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>>47531021
I still can't think about the look on her face when I tell her that, in the few minutes since last she saw me, I became a millennia-old dimension traveling multigod who has less in common with her then she does with a banana plant.
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>>47531121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5eHGzQhxio
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>>47531059
the reason the reason Saitama and I are sparring partners is because I am the only person he's met who can come close to taking a serious series and he is the only person who can surpass me that I can trust to be rational and calm enough to not just kill me if we were to get in a fight.
>>47531129
I can see where you would think that and that is also a fair interpretation
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>>47531145
Get some Charisma perks, you'll find the words and she'll thank you for it! PERKS SOLVE EVERYTHING
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>>47531145
Which is why you leave her behind. When you get back, you orchestrate your own death. Make it clean and painless, then do what you can for them in your new form.
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>>47531127
Hey now, I like nice handfuls and dislike udders as much as the next guy. But it's undeniable fact that big tits make for better hugs.
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>>47531059
It doesn't matter how strong you are. It doesn't matter how fast you are. It doesn't matter how powerful you are. It doesn't matter how smart you are. Doom Marine WILL kick your shit in, and all you can do is hope you survive the experience.
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>>47530539
D&D has a spell and some races that can do that.
FF14 has super-echo or something like that which lets you understand and speak to anybody.
And I think one of the star wars jumps had some sort of force power that let you speak to anything sentient (or would it be sapient? I always mix those up.)
A very very permissive interpretation of just what "animal" covers for that one perk from tortall might work. But if I was your gm and you tried to rules-lawyer that I'd probably slap you upside the head. So probably not.
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>>47531182
You know Doom had a quickload key for a reason, right?
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>>47531178
Yes but there has to be a fucking limit or else they would just be giant medicine balls of fat that are just attached to a human being.
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>>47531186
Two, actually. One for understanding, and one for both understanding and communicating
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>>47527280
This is an Elder Scrolls thing, right?

Since ES was way, way back when being a ninja cyborg was a big deal for us? We probably paid lip service to whoever the highest bidder was and then stole everything shiny they owned when their back was turned.

>>47527397
It was us.

We were the majestic Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus all along.

>>47527569
One Gardevoir as our starter, named Gar.

One Blaziken as our partner, named Blaize.

The Benefactor really shouldn't have put us in charge of naming things.

>>47527986
Huh. We mainly used that empathetic bond to sing perfectly synchronised karoake whenever we went out clubbing with our 'mons. Our relationship with our 'mons is totally and completely platonic. Yep. Just like the three musketeers, if Aramis was psychic, D'Artagan punched things on fire and Athos was destined to turn into the very thing he swore to destroy.

...

Incidentally what happens in PMD or whenver we get super stressed to the point of futilely trying to get drunk, stays in PMD.

>>47528117
Vast quantities of light.

>>47528619
Every time we step into a well-maintained reality it's a humbling experience. Like Tenchi's higher dimensional topology, or the Wheel of Time's multidimensional Pattern.

As for humbling others, a lot of dark eldar got a taste of their own sins crawling on their back during our campaign to make the Craftworlds great again, shining our radiance into the exposed depths of the Webway. Granted, quite a few of them actually enjoyed the experience.

>>47528736
We're still kind of embarrassed that during our war with Olympus, Hestia took one look at our antimatter drones and just sort of calmly surrendered before requesting prisoner of war status. Kinda threw us for a loop when we were expecting the deities to fight to the death.
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>>47531178
I'm unfortunately pretty flat, but I've always dreamed of having a giant chest I can squeeze into people or rest their heads on.
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>>47531145
Invader Zim: Family Dinner, 400CP Discount Human.

Once per year, you may attend a dinner with two of your immediate relatives.
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>>47531249
We all fantasize about our better selves here. No harm, no foul.
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>>47531253
That raises awkward questions about whether or not time is actually frozen back on ye olde home planet.

Also, not worth it for me. Which makes me sad.
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So jumpers what is your favorite improvised weapon? I am torn personally I like to throw chairs while shouting for people to take a seat but I also like to grab my enemies and use them to hit other enemies with.
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>>47531249
I'm a guy and I paid 100 points to switch when I got to Pokemon for exactly that reason
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>>47531290
My most effective improvisations have involved frying pans.

Frying pans connecting with skulls.
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>>47531287
The reason I didn't get it was because there was a ruling on not being able to pod them, which sucks. I think there was anyway.
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>>47531290
Rocks. There's something visceral about hitting people with rocks, makes me feel like I'm getting in touch with my ancestors.
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>>47531249
SOME PEOPLE LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE!
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>>47531248
It's a fake elder scrolls thing. Spinoff by a different part of Zenimax, not by Bethesda, that Beth basically ignores.
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>>47531315
Yeah, I play fast and loose with Companion rules, but this is one instance where the spirit of the law is definitely against me.
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Daily reminder that there's no mechanical benefit to house-ruling that you can take someone with you as a Companion, and therefore no reason you shouldn't.
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>>47531326
Memes do not satisfy.
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>>47531249
I can see the appeal, but I've learned to love what I got.
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>>47531290
For whatever reason, I really like hitting people with fluorescent bulbs. I blame Phantasy Star Universe

When that isn't an option, rocks work in a very primal way.
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I've got a question for the thread: about how strong should I be if I take the Nobody Dies verse for the Evangelion fan fiction favorite thing? They've got some interesting stuff, but I heard that the Angels got massively buff, and that Zeruel and ADAM in particular were nothing to be played with, with the former pulverizing Everest with his arrival, right before no selling several nukes, obliterating the Chinese military, and single handedly stomping three of the supposed successor series to the Angels, the Cherubim with Arael and Armsirael supposedly being his equals. And the latter warping time and space at 1% just by existing, then being a casual planet buster at 50%.
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>>47531363
I'll finish that jump someday.
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>>47531355
Out of the gate, you mean?
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>>47531363
>rocks
Something something Killer Croc something something.
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>>47531290
I don't always beat people with their own body parts, but when I do I always do the 'stop hitting yourself' joke.

It's the small things, you know.
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>>47531370
Pretty sure you can't pick an option that makes some choices in the jump hundreds or thousands of times better.
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>>47531370
Nobody Dies seriously pumps up the power level, yeah. It also involves a fair amount of dimension hopping to other continuities, so you've got worse to deal with than just the Evangelion stuff. At one point Nyarlathotep infects a Spiral Energy-powered Unit 05 and turns it into a giant tentacle monster. Honestly, given the crossover elements, one could argue that you shouldn't choose Nobody Dies at all. Kind of goes against the spirit of Jumpchain in some ways.
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>>47531396
If you're talking about shit like Unassailable and Ineffable, the Perks reference the actual canon angels. Him facing different angels during his stay that just so happen to share a name with stuff in the jump doesn't change shit.

Seeing as he's asking this question at all, instead of laughing all the way to the bank with his buffed Angel perks, this should be really fucking obvious.
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>>47531396
I mean the canon Angels. Which is why I was asking how to survive it, given that the jump would probably make you high Cherubim to low Angel.
And given the aforementioned Zeruel fought THREE of those and beat the hell out of them, killing one...
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>>47531390
>Killer Croc
...fuck, you reminded me of something.

Hey, Many, if you're there, question: is BvS and Suicide Squad canon in Arrowverse? If yes, would the suicide squad drawback have you working with the real deal, in case you don't have companions?
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>>47531423
>Nyarlathotep possessed a Spiral Powered Unit 5
[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
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>>47531249
This feel is exactly why I like big tits...
Then again, petite women are also fun to hold.

>>47531290
My wife gets jealous when I wield other weapons, so I generally just get punchy.
She does give me permission to go Miyamoto Musashi, and beat people with a stick if we need to prove a point.
Bonk.
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>>47529541
Well, let's see-we were a god of it in Okami, for what that's worth.

We also have a pretty decent setup involving Incubator technology, gravity furnace technology, all forms of FF13's AMPs and the D-Ripper to tech our way through time.

Our Darkhallow-enhanced absorbtion of Limbo also lets us freely traverse time at will. Coupled with our study into the Travelling Now of Discworld, and we can freely traverse timelines.

Last but not least, we have a little setup of our own based on the (appropriately diminished) Eyes of the World we acquired as divine artifacts in Percy Jackson: http://pastebin.com/79h9mHA9

>>47531059
Slayers, Sailor Moon and Macross.

In all fairness, for the latter we were basically lobotomised into sociopathy by drawbacks. Also there is no rational reason why some girl with a good singing voice should have been the decisive factor in a space battle.

And in the case of Sailor Moon we weren't even beaten down on purpose, it was more like "alright, the bad guys are on the run! Better check up on Usagi to make sure she's not screwing things up a-oh look, a purification energy wave is rapidly expanding in every direction OW FUCK SHIT I AM MADE OF CORRUPTIVE ENERGY WHY DIDN'T I DOOOOOOODGE"
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>>47531471
It was defeated by upgrading Unit 01 into the titular mecha of the game Xenogears. So Unit 01 is mainlining god-power in addition to whatever AT Field nonsense it had to start with.
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>>47531478
>Not wielding a baseball bat and knocking people out with a nice homerun swing.
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>>47531509
Totally counts as a stick...
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>>47531525
I'm talking about a nice metal bat not a wooden one.
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>>47531385
Yep. In fact, as long as you pick a background that starts with friends in Pokemon, and hit up a Jump that lets you import or purchase Companions for the same price afterward, there is literally no reason why you couldn't fluff it as them tagging along.
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>>47531556
>metal
BURN THE HERETIC. PURGE WITH CLEANSING FIRE
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>>47531504
...okay. You know what? I'll pass. I would be so throughly outclassed that it would basically be "Start a new chain!". Jesus.
...you know, now that I think about it, there is a fanfic where the Angels become shoulder Angels after they're killed. Could I just take that and make them companions?
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So out of curiosity, are there any items which are universes contained in Small Objects, other than the Microverse Battery, Qntm's proposal, and the Universe in a bottle from Doctor Who?
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>>47531566
No need to be upset. I'm just telling the truth.
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>>47531311
Matter manipulation is excessively cruel, anon.
Please make the screaming stop.
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>>47531423
Wow, that fic went strange places since I stopped reading it.
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>>47531556
But it's fun when the wood shatters into splinters on the final blow.
It just feels so satisfying.
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>>47531500

marvelous setup anon
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>>47531570
There's Orion's collar in Men In Black.
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>>47531563
I s'pose not. It wouldn't blow the curve. It just never occurred to me because there's no one for me to take.
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>>47531568
Isn't there a fic where fighting an angel requires the girls to go into a psychic space and fuck a human-sized projection of that angel into submission?
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>>47531626
I don't believe we have a Men In Black jump, sadly.
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>>47531158
Dude, you can't go back to Earth til Post Spark, largely because that way Multiplayer lies.
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>>47531647
Why not? There's a movie, a ride, and an animated series.
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>>47531682
It's mysterious.
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>>47531290
I'd like to again thank HeavensAnon for making this a possibility.
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>>47530987
Didn't Overwatch come out with like a prequel Comicbook and short films for each the characters?
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>>47531682
> Why not?
Because nobody's felt like making it.
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>>47531646
What the hell.
Uh...If there is, I have not seen it. How the hell would that even work for some of them?
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>>47531688
What is that Rolf?
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>>47531682
We just don't, no one's made one yet.
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>>47531646
First I've heard of such, and considering some of the angels...

Uuuuuuuuuhh...
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Would turning off your devil fruit powers with toggle allow you to swim in One Piece?
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>>47531695
And yet, we have a Johnny Test jump and a Foodfight jump. We are the dead.
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>>47531646
that sounds like one of the dumb ideas a certain companion of mine would suggest
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>>47531752
Is your companion a nympho or a succubus by chance?
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>>47531290
There is elegance in the humble folding chair's simplicity.

>>47531370
Going by how that fic went? That really depends on what other tech you bring to the table, and how reliant you are on personal prowess as opposed to biological and mechanical engineering. Mantra from Asura's Wrath would be a godsend (no pun intended) not just because of personal combat prowess, but for being able to build your own pseudo-EVA to fight the angels' weird quantum powers.

But yeah, ND would make Evangelion more suitable for after a few hundred jumps unders your belt.

Especially because you're going to want lots of anti-reverse engineering countermeasures if you're going anywhere near the damn Ree.

>>47531568
Also? Good call. Arael having planetary range mind powers is bad enough without Armisael's powerset being yet to be revealed.

>>47531471
>>47531423
>>47531504
WAIT, WHAT.

We mean, we knew that fic went strange places but jesus-it's like everything we fear and lo

athe teamed up with our worst nightmares.
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>>47531703
WERE YOU BORN IN A CAVE?
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>>47531734
Post-jump you only lose devil fruit powers in the water.
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>>47531771
No, shes an ampharos who has a human form. She never shuts up and never takes anything seriously. not even when we were in EVA.
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>>47531694
They've also been doing more lore blurbs, but shhhh. Overwatch has no lore. Blizzard is obviously the worst.
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>>47531734
Get a force field that repels water too. It's what they do for the underwater area - bubbles rather than forcefields, but it works.
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Wait a second. Arael from the actual Eva was the king/queen of mind rape. If this fanfic had them encounter Arael in a psychic space...
NOPE. SO MUCH NOPE.
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>>47531326
T-thanks anon...

>>47531478
I'm luckily blessed with being taller, so I'm the one who gets to hold my girlfriends...
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>>47531821
Remember kids Gearbox is the best.
But what about Aliens Colonial Marine? shhhh
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>>47531646
Uh. In the name of science, don't suppose anybody has a name for this one?

>>47531855
Look. Arael aside, I want you to explain to me how the fuck those actions would work with Armisael or RAMIEL.
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>>47531701
>>47531717
Fuck if I know. I heard about it secondhand from a weeb friend who thought talking about that kind of shit was OK. The only other thing I know about it is that Gendo had the Adam embryo implanted in his penis instead of his hand. It worked out exactly as well as you'd expect for him.
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>>47531855
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>>47531814
She sounds like she's sexually frustrated as all hell, dude.
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>>47529818
As usual, yes you can use the imported one. No you can't import multiple, nor choose one from an importable pantheon you haven't imported.
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>>47531878
Maybe my brain is skewed, but I've known my friends long enough this kind of shit is normal.
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>>47531290
Every since Black Lagoon, I've been very attached to doors as an improvised weapon. There's hardly a room anywhere without one and a few well placed kicks can knock it free. Concealment Equals Cover is an absolutely great perk.

>>47531059
For various reasons, Aliens. I thought I could handle those silly looking Xenomorphs. Oh all the various gods, was I wrong.
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>>47531735
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>>47531878
>ADAM embryo implanted in his dick
First off, why? Secondly:
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-
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>>47531909
Thiis reminds me, I need to jump guardians of gahool.
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>>47531886
Eh, she can find her own way to deal with that. I prefer to have a more professional relationship with my companions.

thank god this is text, I never could have said that with a straight face
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>>47531858
Are you me?
Still, it would be nice to be held.
Thankfully, JC is fucking magic. Ain't gotta 'splain tits.
>>
did anyone try the blame/biomega jumps yet?
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>>47531973
not really, but i really think the scenarios look fun as hell
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>>47531973
It's on my to do list, but I haven't gotten to it yet.
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>>47531973
Have a build for Blame!, waiting awhile for some form of danger sense or precog to avoid stray shots though. Will probably get around to reading and building for Biomega soon-ish.

And of course Red, Konatanon, and Antispiral have, you can probably find their results searching the archives.
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>>47531973
Yes, but I had no idea what the hell I was doing..
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>All this companion talk

Jumpers! What have you done to satisfy your companions? What lengths did you go to? Not like that. NOT. LIKE. THAT.

During my Godzilla jump, where I imported my hybridized dragon form as a kaiju, I let Jibril ride me during fights. She got front row seats to some rollicking good fights, and she more or less acted as an anime'esq shoulder-chibi.

I like to think it confused the hell out of the press that covered the fights.

So how about it. How do you make your companions smile?
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>>47531959
I-I don't remember being cloned or developing a split personality but...
You may very well be me.
Al you have to do is get a companion even taller than you.
I got a Zentraedi.
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>>47532057
I thought you said said not like that, anon?
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>>47531993
>>47532006
>>47532034
>>47532041

know any other jumps with more than 100 pages?

gotta get that GBE
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>>47532057
One got fused inside of me so we enjoy each other's perks

One got promoted to life partner, since canon indicates that she died

We also got this vehicle who is a partner
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>>47532074
Your choice in waifus is superb. Never change.
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>>47532057
>I let Jibril ride me during fights.
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>>47532057
I let Frisk and Asriel be my moral compass. They were very happy when I choose to spare and forgive the Eldar friend who betrayed me, and even happier when I gave Crona a happy ending while dunking Asura hard.
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>>47532057
I plaayed Cyrano for my companion Zilla (originally an oddish, now my suave and skilled right hand man) with Bakuda in Worm.

It didnt go as well as we originally planned but we had a blast.
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>>47532114
>tfw you don't know if you want to grab Samus as a companion in Smash Bros or if you want to wait and hope for a Metroid jump

>pick all the street signs
>show nothing but tea
Really? I'm not British, and even I know that tea isn't a street sign.
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>>47532087
Final Fantasy 14
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>>47532057
>I let Jibril ride me during fights
That could be interpreted either way and, honestly, I'm not sure which she'd enjoy more.
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>>47532074
I imported my waifu as one, and she has Grow from DC.
She is now the best place to take a nap.
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>>47532057
That's a very lewd question, followed by a lewd example, but I'll answer you seriously. Heh. Ride.

I let Sweets have her Hero moments. She loves to strike dramatic poses and deliver dramatic, overly long speeches denouncing the villains. They're silly and often blow some opportunities for easy victory, but I let her do it anyways.

For the rest, I try to make sure they have a purpose and that I don't overshadow them. DC specializes in magic, Tak in stealth, ect. It really helps their state of mind, and mine as well, to have something to focus on and a job to do.
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>>47532201
?Porque no los dos?
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>>47532201
Why_not_both.jpeg
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Excuse me, I hope I'm not bothering anyone with this, but would it be possible to import a weapon for the Soul Eater form? This was inspired by the Unique Weapon restriction, and my realizing "Wait, I already HAVE this weapon. I wonder...". If the answer is no, than that's a shame, but at least I would know.
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>>47532057
Well.
Taylor went on to become an amazing hero, with my support. She even became an honorary member of the Justice League, something not even I became.
Fran and Gavrill got along great and we did some awesome science that was actually morally just. Fran cured hundreds of viruses and diseases across our travels.
Gaia see's so many places and experiences many new things. She was the only individual I trusted to actually become a Green Martian with its memories unlocked, she also always becomes whatever alien race is available in the world, she became a pretty powerful gem in Steven Universe.
Of course I wont mention them all. But nothing I can say makes me and my companions smile more than just sitting down after a long day of fighting Darkseid's army and eating some fresh dinner cooked by me with my gestalt of food crafting perks.
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>>47532270
Soul Eater WEAPON form. Whoops.
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>>47532234
>>47532235
Hivemind.
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>>47532087
FFXIV, Warhammer Fantasy, Ragnarok Online, and LoT and Fall From Heaven if you count the full set of documents.
>>47531570
Wondertainment in SCP has one as one of their items, you can even play around with the settings for fun. If you buy their truck you can get it and any number of other fun things, like Keter Platonic Pool Balls.
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>>47532289
black blood weapon companions are cool
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>>47532270
If the weapon is already a companion, yeah. Otherwise no.
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>>47532057
I let Alt-Elizabeth use my 1 pod to bring her Booker with us as a companion. Had to pass up a few other interesting characters but the look on her face was worth it.
>>47532129
>I gave Crona a happy ending while dunking Asura hard.
I know it's not lewd but damn if it doesn't sound that way.
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>>47532360
>I let Alt-Elizabeth use my 1 pod to bring her Booker with us as a companion. Had to pass up a few other interesting characters but the look on her face was worth it.
That's a legit good thing to do. Well done, jumper.
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>>47531973
>Biomega

Drawbacks: Single Minded Determination, Information State, Hostile Evolution, Hunted (1600)

IF Scenario: The Immortal’s Smile (1900)

Data Recovery Foundation Researcher, Age 18 (1800)

Chromosome Analysis Specialist (Free).
N5SV Adaptation (1700).
Collective Brainwave Charger (1500).
Drone Deployment (1300).
Reload (500).
Regenerator Cell Sample (400).
Juhki Cell Sample (300).
Shimajuhki Cell Sample (200).
Brainwave Translation Assembly (50).
Bear (0).

>Blame!

http://pastebin.com/EthVj2hk

Disclaimer: The following scenario was enhanced by the Recurring Nemesis Fanwank due to the Overloaded Metastasis Event of Mushoku Tensei, in order to escalate Niardi as a threat

>>47532057
Uh, well-

>not like that

ANYWAY, we make a point of remembering their birthdays and throwing them a suitable one. In certain jumps this leads to the atmosphere being filled with cake.

Some of them have had a rather rough time, so we give folks like Anhel and Yion free access to the best spa resorts in town.

Some of them have their own things stored in the Warehouse. Elune and Yuuka have gardens in there. Jibril, Esdeath, Selvaria and Morrigan have a blast-proof sparring room that incidentally doubles as a means for us to test new combat robots in the least robot-friendly way possible. Alice has started a collection of knives.

Some of them like Jadis and Morathi have been encouraged to take up healthy pursuits by giving them dibs on our magical research.

Also, unfortunately some of them like Brigid and Elodie don't like the way we do things. So we apportion some of our resources to let them go do their own thing in certain jumps, and at least hear them out if they have an alternate proposal for our strategems.
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>>47531942
Yeah, it's a pretty wacky thing to say.
>>
>>47532360
Okay, I'll reword it:
I helped Crona not go crazy and live a happy life, and also introduced Kishin Asura to Mr. and Mrs. Gaster Blaster, along with their many children.
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>>47532327
HELL FUCKING YEAH, THEY ARE!
Do you know how spooky your blood gets from Bloodborne alone?
And it gets you so close to the person who's special enough to you to be chosen for that Import.
You can be intimate in ways others can barely dream of.
If you trust them enough, they can control any part of your body that has bloodflow. Guiding your hands, and even...

Oh...
Yes...
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>>47531734
I think you you take Poseidon as your parent in Percy Jackson you can't even get wet unless you allow water to touch you, that seems like it would work.
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>>47532445
Where is that gif from?
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>>47532445
Lewd
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>>47532445
,,, I've got the weirdest boner from reading that.
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>>47532445
See, this is why we don't have lewd Jumps. It's already easy enough to be lewd without it being spoonfed to you.
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>>47532445
You stop that.
>>
And that's my cue to log off for the night.

G'night /jc/!
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>>47532490
EXACTLY.

Now keep it in your pants, guys. Privacy of your own homes and all that.
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>>47532501
>Not posting Velma
No fun.
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>>47532519
Indeed.
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>>47532490
You can't control yourself, so no one else should have the choice?
>>
>>47532501
Why is that a gif of him repeatedly tapping the sign with a stick.

I need the resource files for these things. I must remedy this.
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>>47532542
Wait, wha?

It was supposed to be a still png.
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>>47532490
>>47532538
Aaaand i smell an argument brewing.

How close is thread to falling off.
>>
>>47532511
This thread was pretty okay. I rate it 7/10.

>>47532561
Yeah, that guy thought he was dropping wisdom, but posts like that just get people crawling out of the woodwork to fight.
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>>47532490
Yeah but Monsumu isn't 'lewd' any more than DxD is, it should be allowed on the drive.
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>>47532556
>I accidentally committed the 'not'
For fuck's sack three-minutes-ago-me, you had one fucking job.
>>
>>47532561
Shhhhhhh. If you are very quiet and stand very very still they wont notice you.
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>>47532538
How about we just not have this conversation since we already know nothing productive will come of it?
>>
>>47532511
Ha, you picked such a good time. See you tomorrow.
>>
And here we go again...
>>
>>47532585
desu that was a one-liner, I wasn't planning on engaging.
>>
>>47532599
We won't go anywhere if you don't reply, dude. The thread was going okay so all you have to do is, you know, ignore it and keep talking about stuff.
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>>47532538
No, I never post lewd things.. I'm just saying you all manage to do just find ways to do it already, and more importantly, builds for lewd jumps would just be porn 60% of the time, Genocide 20%, and not giving a Fuck 10%.
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>>47532612
See >>47532574
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>>47532579
No stop, you know this is pointless, even if you were right this is the internet. Being right isn't good enough here.
>>47532604
You knew what you were starting.
>>
>>47532451
Might take a bit of concentration to do a full on bubble thing, and that would probably then require extra work to actually swim (and you'd likely want to make a hole around your nose and mouth to breathe). Water not sticking to them when they want it not to is different from not getting submerged.
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>>47532609
Fine.
Jumpers, what sort of theme song would you have?
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>>47532612
But doesnt it being partially being porn requires giving at least a fuck, if not multiple?
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>>47532629
I realize my error, and will commit sudoku in repentance for killing the thread.
>>
Does it make sense to merge crossover IPs under a single Jump? Like a Weyland-Yutaniverse Jump (yes yes I know Alien exists) or an Anne McCafferey Jump that covers all her related settings.
>>
>>47532647
Rock.
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>>47532647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZK0SZoOzb4
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Friendly reminder not to trust Jews.
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>>47532642
Would you still be able to breath under water? Fish men who ate a devil fruit can still breath underwater.
>>
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Is Zerg jump messed up for anyone else on page 10?
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>>47532647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BucQMmQcBg&index=37
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>>47532665
Only if there isn't enough for individual jumps.
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>>47532665
No no it doesn't
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>>47532647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m5SDmVNo-I
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>>47532642
Speaking of which, I distantly recall someone saying the more powerful kinds of deity imported would be on par with a Titan or maybe Aepep, which is some sort of destroyer serpent from Egyptian mythology

But what sort of things can a Titan or Aepepe do in PJ which sets them apart from regular gods?

>>47532650
I think it's more like not giving 1 fuck out of every 10 fucks you do or do not give.
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>>47532647
Probably a dumb cheery sitcom theme (for dissonance with all the terrible things that are about to happen)
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>>47532682
...No? I'm seeing the second equipment page just fine.
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>>47532665
Only if there's not enough for multiple jumps.
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>>47532682
First page of Resources and Equipment? Nope.
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>>47532675
/pol/ please, I don't trust anyone. Period. Stormtroopers are just jews without money, after all.
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>>47532647
Being strong doesn't make me anyone special. There's folks like me out there, plenty of 'em.

And we've all got one tune to play.

From world to world and time to time, when they see us, they ask themselves just what...

That Person's Name Is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk-9ihcy2R8
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>>47532728
Either its an honest mistake or your diction means it's time for a good old fashion nazi hunt.
>>
>>47532647

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEbpgvGfFOU
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>>47532074
>See QT picture
>Huh, who is she?
>Google: Klan Klein
>Result: Awesome YouTube fight sequence
>Neat. I may have to look her up when I hit Ma-
>Suggested Videos based on watching her: Blind Guardian, Night at the Opera
Welp. Looks like I found another worthy companion.
>>
>>47532647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjR7JZbdONs
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>>47532501
Ok, I'll try to back off the lewd for a while.
But a break is all I can promise.

>>47532647
Probably a duet in Hymmnos, but I'm having a hard time tracking down the song I was going to use as an example.
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