Do you?

Sure why not.

How charming is this hut?

>>47456248
i mean, what's of value in the hut worth plundering and why do i need to burn it afterward

Does it have anything I'd really want?

DO I!?

>>47456248
How sexy is the hut?

>>47456248
Not in general. Maybe if it were the home of an evil witch or something.

>>47456248
You can totally want to burn the hut without actually doing it, that message is completely ambiguous.

>>47456248
I take the hut with me. That way I can burn it down whenever I choose, should the need arise. I shall keep it in my bag of holding, since it is both charming and little.

>>47456390
It can have both food and women.
You'd better burn it, or at least kill everyone in it to avoid vengeance of the hut dwellers.

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>>47456248
Seems like a trick but...

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>>47456446

I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?

>>47459491
kek

>>47459624
how do you do that? Do you like take a sword in one hand and then put the bow and arrows in another? are you fucking duke nukem?

>>47462244
"sheathe" means put away you pillock

putting it in a sheath

you know

yeah you do

>>47456248
>Charming little hut
DON'T BURN THE WITCHES HUT! BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!

Can't I just move into The charming little hut, I mean I am an adventurer, how horrible a roommate can I be?

>>47464043
Rent's 800 gold a month + utilities. Only one bathroom.

>>47464159
Do I have to pay extra for my familiar?

>>47464159
Dang it, now I have to adventure twice as much.

>>47456248
No. I divide it to my people and gain experience from it.

>>47464202
No pets. No smoking.

>>47464411
Nigga, what? I can't enjoy my evening pipe or keep my dog? This isn't a charming hut at all!

>>47464479
You want to move into gentrified countryside, you pay price. I hear subsidized housing more popular for shifty layabouts who smoke the weeds and own dirty animal.

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22 monster(s) wish to join your cause.

>>47456248
Nah, I'll just plunder it. There's no sense in robbing someone and then making him homeless.

>>47459491
I like big hutts and I cannot lie.

>>47464411
You do share your room with the family pig, though.