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>>47390253
I still see this and think "what the fuck is SAISPH?"

>>47390803
>adeptus mechanicus
>not adeptus astra telepathica
>number of jobs: 1

>>47390970
Fake

>>47390951
Is that from a porn?

>>47391118
i mean technically it fits but, you're on /tg/. this doesnt really fit

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>>47391163

Fair enough, does this work as compensation?

>>47391209
>Jackson Galaxy

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>>47391221

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>>47391233

>>47391001
>when will this dumb rioting end, I've got an opera to go to.

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>>47391248

>>47391279
>Our ancestors built this wall, using ancient stones from the bosom of Greece herself. And with a little Amazonian help, your Oriental waifus provided the mortar.

>>47391233
>>47391209
Can't believe you missed the elf sex expert.

>>47391380
I feel so bad for laughing at this.

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>>47391418

I'll gladly save the cap if you have it.

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>>47391445

Damn it all I save the thumbnail.

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>>47391445
Found 'er.

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>>47391445
Here she is

>>47391557
>>47391573

Thanks. Saved the file as "That Guy".

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>>47391557
>>47391573

>>47390217
>why not?
Because they consist mostly of reposts

>>47391944
I don't get it.

>>47392213

Try to look at it. It's repelling and it makes you squinch your face.

Just like when a girl looks at you.

>>47392311
>Its repelling and it makes you squinch your face

Not really, I'm just confused

>>47390864
Aaaand that's an STD right there.

>>47391018
Gee thanks anon, I wouldn't have been able to tell that a video of a dog stealing a car was fake without your help.

>>47392610
You're welcome.

Tip: the dead giveaway was that the camera was between the seats. nobody mounts a dashcam there, silly.

>>47391018
>woman driver
Nah its probably real.

>>47393379
The funny part is it's not weirdest of Gamera's works. Not by far.

>>47391022
*crosses legs*

>>47391659
You have done something both great and horrible...

>>47392557

Maybe a D, but by definition not ST.

>>47393806
There's no point in trying to break a window like that, god damn.

I mean, beyond the amount of force you're applying, you're just spreading it over too large an area.

>>47394083

If you're at the point where you think headbutting car windows if fun and cool. you probably dont have the ability to understand physics at that level.

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>>47391022

>>47393546
Google Image Search has failed me, what is that gif from?

>>47390951
>buku
I just can't even.

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>>47394073
Meh.

>>47394225
Aww, the house is sad :(

>>47391944
Are you saying women are partially blind?

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Give me one for this.

>>47394885
>never piss off your blacksmith

>>47394885
>im an angel
more of a /co/ joke but what ever

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>>47394560
You forgot yfw.

>>47394885
>Disappointed Warforged

>>47391505
wtf am I looking at?

>>47394885
If the lips on that faceplate were bigger, I'd go with "man of steal".

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>>47390622
Oh sweet lord boner be praised

>>47394779
>"what's this?" never stops being a cute line

>>47394548
i dont get it.

>>47394885
>+1 disguise (Warforged)

>>47391473
Got something suitable for high int low wis?

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>>47397430

Not off the top of my head, no.

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>>47397430

Here.

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>>47397558

I don't get it, what's high Int or low Wis about that?

>>47397601

Guy in question has a Biomedical degree yet spends his time casting video games and has trouble using juice boxes.

>>47394885
"I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites"

>>47397601

What >>47397626 said.

That's Ben "Merlini" Wu.

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>>47398064

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>>47398083

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>>47398101

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>>47398118

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>>47398131

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>>47398147

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>>47398166

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>>47398247

>I Cast Haste

>>47391233
Totally adding Darren to my next campaign.

>>47398247
>Plane Shift

>>47398221
I don't get it

>>47397626
>>47397678
What trouble?
He set it down, pulled out the straw, stuck the straw in, got juice.
Is there some secret mastery of juiceboxes that has been heretofore unknown to me?

>>47398282
Source?...

>>47398247
>Dimension Door

>>47398561
Presumably the poster disagrees with the notion that the stuff the nazis did fit the modern prevalent definitions of evil (personally, I feel that it does,) and thus is suggesting that the text lacks objectivity (in my opinion it does, but the problem lies mainly with the page on the right, and mainly because it makes enormous leaps of logic.)

>>47391417
Very few people got this, I just happened to recognize the portrait and know her story. IDK, she was aweful good with a sword to just be a bard. Maybe some kind of horrible Gish

>>47398561

That's an actual History textbook from the USA. While it's speaking about censorship and bias it's also being biased and opinionated in a field that should be fact based and objective to its approaches to the subject matter.

>>47398624
That's basically what it comes down to.

>>47398603
No idea friend, got it from 4chan.

>>47391069


Does anyone have the parody dub of this hentai that the gif is from? I tried looking for it the other day and I couldn't turn up anything.

>>47398602
>anon doesn't know what juice boxes are actually for
I bet you use lint rollers to get fuzzies off your shirt too.

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>>47397425
Jesus fucking christ my anxiety watching that video was through the roof

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>>47398166

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>>47399355
This fucking image.
It just improves every time you see it.
Much like this.

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>>47399370
Something about matadors getting wrecked always makes me smile.

>>47399409
Jesus, thought his face was going to get torn off.

>>47397425
Jesus. Really makes it a game of Russian Roulette for your fingers.

>>47397425

I have seen this posted literally dozens of times, and have yet to summon the courage to actually watch it. I don't think my heart could handle it.

>>47399409
>that filename
>mfw I don't have my own dice yet

40k takes too many

>>47390982
I see what you did there.

>>47398651
I'm sorry, what year is this textbook for?

>>47390934
Top kek.

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>>47397425
That one guy wearing a bandage always cracks me up.

>>47398827
>The bard has arrived

>>47398639
I wish I could shapeshift into Scar.

>>47398910
That should really be "If you would choose war, then see what you would war against"

Aden was the guy who burnt the towelheads to hell, not the good old media darling Dunkelzahn.

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>Druid rolls a natural 1 on Wild Shape

>>47392087
I'm pretty sure that would be hell for him.

>chaotic whimpering in the distance

>>47401519
Alternatively
>Carron impounding immoral objects.jpg

Do you know what the yellow subtitle font is called?

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>>47396679
there are too many steps involved

>>47390610
It's the name of a dragon for a certain GMs homebrew setting. The gif is an inside joke.

>>47392557
No, son. That's a hero right there.

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>>47391209
My favorite part of this image is how the Rimjob inventor looks exactly like what I'd imagine a Rimjob inventor to look like.

>>47401672
This looks worse than that fucking Bhutanese cartoon.
What the actual fuck

>>47401770
I think it's very early RWBY

>>47401781
That fucking rooster teeth wannabe anime?
Jesus Christ.

>>47394976
The mysterious stranger?

>>47393546
Source?

>>47394425
That's what I do.

>>47399409
love it

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>>47401964
>>47401975
can also go by "the DM is drunk"

>>47402191
That explains the laser raptor.

>>47401841
>I can do no wrong, because I do not know what it is.

>>47396679
Unnecessary steps.

>>47391944
No shit, this is how I feel when I'm forced to talk to people face to face. Like I can look anywhere in the room except at the person. I'm not autistic.

>>47399953
The current one.

>>47394491
When will they learn?

>>47398221
Is this a children's book? Is this even a real book?
Why would someone create something like this?

>>47402348
If this is aimed at anyone above the age of five I think I'll be upset.

>>47402340
Wasn't the number of spiders to fit inside a drow vagina disappointingly small?

>>47398221
>turns into Jew-praising and bible-humping halfway down the second page
Who wrote this? Shekelstein and Noseberg?

>>47402386
>You sunk my scrabbleship

>>47401964
>>47401975
>>47401984
These read like voight-kampff test questions.

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>>47394551

>>47402359
obviously it depends on the species of spider

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>>47402629
They really do.

>>47402655
>Perils of the Warp.gif

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>>47402710

>>47391233
>Patty bottom right
>average CYOA lurker

>>47391233
The Fox News one (far right, near the bottom) is awesome.

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>>47402699
>What Unknown Armies sounds like

>>47402699

>how you know your forever DM wants out

>>47402864
>The Fox News one (far right, near the bottom)
Speaking of which, I think I just came up with a new slogan for Fox News.

>>47391069
source

>>47402699
>Unknown Armies average plothook

>>47393806

barbarian_tries_to_pick_lock.webm

>>47398617
Sickest elbow drop ever

>>47392311
Your problems are not universal, or even common. Not even among gamers.

>>47399174
What is that?

>>47403011
Boku no pico.

>>47403636
Its the hot ball of nickel youtube channel. Thats a block of some kind of foam that they dropped a ball of nickel they held a blow torch over for 20 minutes.

>>47403636
Floral foam and a really hot ball.

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>>47390934

>>47402590
Underrated

>>47403007
I kek'd

>>47391380
Sides...splitting...Ow

>>47394404
I think this is kind of wonderful.

>>47403933
>+1 Spell Storing Arrow.jpg

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>>47394045
If you're going to repost that every damn thread, could you at least spell "cthulhu" right?

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>>47399800
It's like 3 dollars to buy a brick of d6. That's the shittiest excuse, anon, Warhammer uses d6 specifically because the dice are easy to get and store in bulk.

The only excuse for not having dice is A) this is literally your first time roleplaying, or B) you just got invited to a Scion:God game.

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>>47401786
Their main animator/director/writer died suddenly, and the show suffered.

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>>47404511
I think you are terrible person.

>>47404989
>can't convey the impact of anything
>just flashes of light where someone would get hit

It's like a bad fighting game

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Needs a name

>>47405920
>Fantasy world enters Industrial era.

>>47405028
Add healthbars to that video and it would genuinely trick people into believing it's a genuine fighting game.

>>47405920
4e Players Hit Level Cap

>>47402993
>unarmed parry

>>47404989
Are those gun-chucks?

>>47406640
Aye

>>47404989
RWBY was trash even when Oum was still alive. The real tragedy of his passing is that Dead Fantasy will never be finished.

>>47406543
Sir im gonna need to see some sauce.

>>47406753
Danger 5, it's on Netflix. It's also >>47401658

>>47406715
RWBY was Oum's practice project, he never expected it to have / deserve popularity. But fandoms works in strange ways.

>>47406891
Thank you sir, everything seems to be in order, you may continue your browsing.

>>47407018
Fandoms are trash too.

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>>47407233
Not everyone needs their anime to be Legends of the Galactic Heroes, anon. Some people like a decently thought-out magical world with schoolgirls using impractically awesome weapons. most of them use /aco/

>>47394083

and if it does work you'll be instantly regretting it

>>47404989
No, the sad part is it's actually improved after his death

>>47391096
Pretty damn sure.

>>47407765
Bullshit it did. The writing was never great, but the animation quality, even outside of fight scenes, dropped right off a cliff.

>>47407791
I'll let you know fur sure the moment I get home

>>47407850
You goddamn better.

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>>47407850
Need to check your "Blacks on Japs" external drive?

>>47407823
the fight scenes suffered, but the animation everywhere else actually got better.

not to mention it's going to improve in Season 4 now they can finally ditch goddamn Poser and move on to an actual 3D Modelling program.

but please, keep drinking the Shane koolaid

>>47399843
>>47390982
I don't get it.

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>>47407881
Ditching Poser will be a plus, but I noticed a lot more stiffness in the models in S3. That bit at the carnival where they're eating food was like plastic action figures.

Side note, I didn't even know there was a lot of drama going on behind the scenes, or even who Shane Newville was; but now I've found his 'Open Letter' and my God does it seem like a bitter rant.

>>47391487
I'd take that gamble.

>>47407944
yeah, "I obsessed so hard over my dead friend and my dead friend's wife that my own wife left me AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT"

>>47394362
The Tragedy of Man Hungarian animated film. It's pretty good.

>>47391233
The thing is, these are real (or at least a bunch of them are), whereas I'm pretty sure these >>47391209 are fake, like from LiarTownUSA or something

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>>47407980
Just found this gem:
>It was at some point in March that we finally had our first prepreproduction meeting to start talking about how to move forward with the show. Right away, one of the producers made a strong statement that I did not like.
>“Just so you know, Sheena has absolutely no business, whatsoever, with any part of RWBY.”
>It was clearly aimed at me, the only one in the room who actually spent time with Sheena and Monty discussing RWBY.

Yes, Shane, I'm sure that at a company like Roosterteeth no one had spoken with the wife of their main animator about his passion project, and that they were big meanies trying to keep her out instead of handing creative control over to someone who wasn't even in the company.

>>47392378
Source?

>>47398221
"Jews were persecuted for no reason except their religion."

>What is the German Revolution of 1918?

I'm no Nazi but there was plenty of historic context to their antisemitism.

>>47391944
this is how I see things in dreams, when I feel like I NEED to see.
Makes for some anxiety-ridden nightmares.

>>47408300
It goes back to before the middle ages. Anti-semitism was a thing even before the jews invented Christianity.

>>47408345
>even before the jews invented Christianity.
that was one Jew, just one

>>47408345
No argument there, but I always go to the closest possible event so people can't claim that old grudges don't count.

>>47394369
This is adorable.

>>47395868
heh

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>>47395868
Here, have one dot, use it wisely.

>>47404989
"Suffered" like a burn victim with 3rd degree burns over 99% of his body discovers he also has a family history of male pattern baldness.

>>47406543
WHat movie is this from? anyone know?

>>47407929
With which one? The necro or the black widow?

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>>47409099
Yes. The answer was already given. Lurk moar, newfag.

>>47409296
>Waiting in RPGs

>>47402256
No no, I mean, what year of school? This is for preteens, right?

>>47402150
>Måns Sellmelove

>>47404827
You realize that Lovecraft himself never settled on a spelling for it? When asked which spelling is correct, he always answered "yes."

>>47405028
That's actually an in-canon thing. They have magical force fields. In the rare occasion that someone gets attacked and it breaks through, people get dismembered

>>47407391
Yes, some people are mouth-breathing idiots. What's your point?

>>47408057
>The Tragedy of Man Hungarian animated film
not the person who asked, but I would have. Thank you for the sauce.

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>>47410092
But 'Call of Cthulhu' is a brand name, with a specific spelling. I assume they're referencing the RPG, given that we're on /tg/. I don't know if the short story used variant spellings of the name, but I guess not for copyright reasons.

>>47399006
anybody know what this is from?

>>47404964
I can't believe these movies existed.

The first one was permissible.

>>47405920
>DM tries selling magical items

>>47410309

looks like some dumb Tron cartoon based on the shit-awful sequel.

>>47410823
The entirety of the lord of the rings and hobbit franchise has reduced the works of tolkien irreparably.

I really wish they had stayed books. They're not meant to be anything else.

>>47407929
Play more Mass Effect.

>>47410916
That's not /tg/ related.

>>47408382
Jesus didn't invent Christianity. People after him made a big deal out of his exploits. And plenty of those were yews:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Christian

>>47410940
Which is why we've never had lots of threads and discussion about it. Let alone XCom, Dead Space, Halo, etc.

Why don't you go ahead and report it?

>>47410999

Woah, get a load of the kid fresh out of high school.

Don't you have to finish watching religulous? Gotta complete your indoctrination!

>>47411022
Calm your sperg.

>>47403103

/r9k/'s been crashing here for quite some time. Why else do you see so many threads up in arms about problems that aren't really problems but just happen to involve women?

>>47411118

Because the people on /tg/ are more pathetic than those of /r9k/?

At least the people on /r9k/ try, and they don't just refuge in atavistic fantasy.

>>47411661
>At least the people on /r9k/ try

>check what's on /r9k/

>My son is a faggot
>>28774335

>It's 3 AM, I live with my parents, how do I masturbate with them knowing
>>28773832

>I have a shit warehouse job, I want to quit because I always get fired for incompetence
>>28772257

Yeah, real champs. /b/ is for newfags, /r9k/ is for the most pathetic newfags who stick around long enough that, instead of finding a place to talk about their hobby like every other board on this chan, they cluster together for warmth in their little hidey-hole.

>>47411763
>>My son is a faggot

Do you have a son?

>It's 3 AM, I live with my parents, how do I masturbate with them knowing

That's important information.

>I have a shit warehouse job, I want to quit because I always get fired for incompetence

The average human iq is less than 100.

Whereas we have what here? Porn threads and escapism and people arguing about caster imbalance?

Like i said, at least /r9k/ tries. /tg/ is for people who've given up on being normal.

>>47411853
No, 100 is literally the average IQ by definition. It's the benchmark, they adjust it every few years to account for changes in global intelligence to keep 100 the average.

What is even happening?

>>47411883

Right. and that low average is why humanity will never achieve great things.

It's how we like it. Mediocrity.

>>47411915

What about this is confusing you? If every person on earth achieved total enlightenment, the average IQ would still be 100, because that's literally what a 100 IQ means: the human average.

An IQ score does not tell you how smart anyone is in an absolute sense, only how smart they are relative to everyone else--or rather, how smart they were relative to everyone else, at the time the score was taken.

>>47411893
A robot getting upset because he left home and he's finding out how little value everyone assigns to him and his opinions. He got upset when he discovered /tg/ doesn't necessarily have problems with women, which shatters his worldview about how women must be gold-digging harpies only interested in Chads and niggers because the only other reason he could be single is if he's actually repellent to humanity, and it's not some grand conspiracy against white men.

>>47411915
>low average
100 IQ now is actually significantly higher than 100 IQ years ago.

>never achieve great things
We're putting shit into space and onto objects in space all the damn time. Finding new species and figuring out how delicious they are. Curing diseases once thought to be incurable. Saving lives, and extending the average lifespan.

I'm sorry that you're trapped by your own mediocrity, but don't you start thinking that you're representative of the whole of the species.

Go back to your parents' basement and swill your Mountain Dew, you pathetic subhuman.