filename thread

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>law firms in shadowrun

>>47357971
I wish they would.

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>>47358683

>>47358768
>reposting the same pictures over and over
>efficient

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>>47358886
But of course. Using the same files saves time that would otherwise be wasted creating original content.

>>47358052
That's pretty funny.

>>47358229
more like smug

>>47359590
ah, HR Giger, the first to create his own magical realm.

>>47358000
A trash spoof my friend, just a trash spoof.

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>>47359641
yeah, not quite

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>>47359616
;___;

>>47359616
I have no idea what the reference here is. anyone care to catch me up?

>>47359694
Underrated Post

>>47358201
Aah Er, or some say Erection.

>>47359177
Pretty much the only time the armor ever helped the imperials.

>>47361440
>JaTravious
>Takeitha
>DaKendrix

Man, I have so many new NPC names!

>>47360468
how is that alive

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>>47360496

>>47358052
Underrated

>>47362014
>female_orcs.gif

>>47361971
>sitting in the chair sideways
To what end?

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This needs a better name.

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>>47358029
>skeletor is a father. jpeg
or, alternativly
Carcosa.jpeg

>>47362583
What is even happening here?

>>47361097
How has there not been a Ghostbusters splatbook for Hunter yet?

>>47362583
I'm not going to deny that the tits are a factor in my enjoyment of Monster Musume, but if I had to rank the reasons I read it they'd still be probably 3rd. At least behind the characters and the comedy. Still ahead of plot though, given that it's a Slice of Life.

>>47362381
I don't understand, is that supposed to be an orc female in the background? Because it's not really clear.

>>47362698
Gogle tells me the one on the far right is an ugly orc.

>>47363165
>Examiner of underclothing

just how old is the Federal Booby Inspector joke?

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>>47363165
>Beef Twister
>Fish-bender
>Cow-banger
>examiner of underclothing
>Knocker-up of workpeople

>>47363287
>Knocker-up of workpeople
This was actually a legitimate job. Before alarm clocks were common some poor asshole would come by early as shit in the morning and "knock up" on your bedroom window with a long cane to wake up the working people in time for their shifts.

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>>47363165

>Running About

oh lord

>>47363165
So did people just have midget slaves back then?

>>47363165
> Electric bath attendant

A legit job. These were basically bathtub saunas heated by electric coils and thought to be treatment for all sorts of illnesses. Whoever selected this list of "weird" jobs obviously doesn't know shit.

>>47363209
Pretty sure the greeks had penis inspection day.

>>47363559
>flashy magic sword shit
>nobody dies
Accurate.

>>47363503
Weird to an uneducated modern perspective, not weird historically. Sorta like cultural shift which makes people think that ancient people were all barabaric warmongers who married and consummated with "children"

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>>47363165
>drowner
more of a race than a profession, really

and am I the only one wondering what 1880s turnips tasted like? They must have been a lot friskier back in those days.
>Turnip shepherd

>>47363287
>Beef Twister
>Fish-bender
hey, would you rather live in a world where you only had perfectly straight beef and fish to live off of? because that doesn't sound like a world worth living in to me.

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>>47363375
>This was actually a legitimate job. Before alarm clocks were common some poor asshole would come by early as shit in the morning and "knock up" on your bedroom window with a long cane to wake up the working people in time for their shifts.

Don't worry, I knew that already, I was just havin' myself a chuckle.

>>47363165
>Fatuous pauper
>i.e. NEET bucks
Sign me up!

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>>47363165
Those are some damn fine Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay backgrounds.

>>47363479
eh, sort of. We'd call it a 'talent agencies' today. It's basically the same job, although it probably had a slightly less cosy agent-client relationship back in the day.

>My cousin works at a talent agency in London and I'm almost sure she's dealt with Warwick Davis at some point. If she did, I'll be calling her a 'proprietor of midgets' for as long as it remains funny and probably quite a bit longer.

>>47359604

I hope to dear god that this is saved from that thread where I wouldn't shut up about grouses. Of note, that is a male bird. Those are dude tits.

>>47361097
>Accidentally clicking on Undertale General

That's not very /tg/, though.

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>>47363887 (cont.)

>>47363875
That's amazing.

>>47363875
that isn't in ohio, by any chance?

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>>47363944
Look closer

>>47363887
I was happy when the elephant pesticide came up again

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>>47364244

>>47364239
Is that Cooking with Jack?

>>47363581
Fucking Synnibarr.

>>47364239

DELETE THIS

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>>47364264
Poor chef, she just needs some love.
And to start cooking food without poison.

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>>47357971

>>47358398
Underrated.

>>47361555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

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>>47364758

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>>47361327
kek

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>>47362436
At least none of the colossi are getting in on that.

>>47358687
Holy shit this one is so good, so many layer to it

>>47363165
>Steampunk commoner class choices

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>>47364095

>>47367162
>player makes argument that his PC isn't evil

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>>47368144
heh

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>>47363875
>Department of the exterior
>Twin Buttes National Pastime
>Wood Creek
>Fore Arm Basin
>Tip Reservoir
>NAVAL RESERVE
>BACK BASIN
>BEAVER VALLEY
>E
>A
>V
>E
>R
>V
>A
>L
>L
>E
>Y

The more you read it the better it gets. This is glorious.

>>47369275
I understood that reference.

>>47369682
What is this? XCOM 40k?

>>47369800
The new DOOM. It gives NO fucks.

>>47358052
>how actual in game conversations can go.jpg
tfw you actually do have these kinds of conversations on occasion

>>47369800
possibly the new Doom

>>47366143 Great name.

>>47369631
jesus, just call it "called shot"

>>47362547
this is perfect

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I got a few but they need proper filenames, I just gave em random ones to remember which is which.

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>>47370614

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>>47370627

>>47365849
s-s-source...?

>>47370714

Shia

>>47366692
>Muffled "REEEEE" in the distance.
I like it.

>>47358201
I actually don't hate that weapon.

>>47371004
No Dante, no sale.

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>>47358139

>>47371279
That is too damn adorable.

>>47361180
What's this from?

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>>47371499
Voynich Hotel by Douman Seiman.

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>>47363559
The hell is this from?

>>47371750
from a very very shitty movie about noah

>>47371776
Don't watch it, no one can refund those two hours of your life.

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>>47358683

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>>47371293
Fuck you for making me do this.

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>>47371909
We honour your sacrifice, anon.

F

>>47365639
I like you.

>>47368215
Underrated post. 12/10.

>>47370937
I didn't realize that Muslims made such good porn.

>>47372695

I copied it from /srg/ today

>>47370915
Did they come back for their wallet?

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>>47371499

>>47373184
Doesn't he also have robodick and lotion dispenser?

>>47373211
Yes, but Andyroid's robodick and lotion dispenser are separate things.
He can probably fly, too!

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>>47372812
I posted it in /srg/ today

>>47373912

Renaming & reposting (a.k.a R&R), that's how the corps roll.

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>>47364075
Aren't most happy human songs about killing invading humans too?

>>47358996
But it adds nothing new, it would be more efficient to just not post at all

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>>47374741
>it would be more efficient to just not post at all

Can we get this as one of the banner ads?

>>47374779
No, because this only applies to the filename threads and Reddit, not 4Chan as a whole

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>>47374305
Fucking PCs, man.

>>47374899
Women can never no the bond between man and freedom

>>47370542
? I don't get it. That's just a knight's tour.

>>47374779
Huh. I don't recognize that Tintin panel. Which story?

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>>47375594
It's a fake. Based on pic related.

>>47375330
I was trying to make a joke that Towergirls quests are about a knight wandering around visiting everywhere without any other soldiers.

Also, I liked the gif and wanted to post it.

>>47374899
lost my sides

>>47371279
Awwww... now if only Doom Guy wasn't responsible for cutting off all the power to the entire human race (thus dooming billions to die) I might actually think better of him for his adorable antics.

>>47362481
>Trump uses Leak

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>>47361440
Please tell me that this did not actually happen.

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>>47357971

>>47377286
Sadly true. I remember the news story airing up here in NY.

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>>47377286
This clip is from a joke show, right? Or at least the captions are faked?

why does she whore herself out with the kids in the next room? That's a shit orphanage, those sprogs should be in bed

>>47374899
Birdbros>hoes

>>47377507
Yondemasu Yo Azazel-san is a comedy show, that's from the second season.

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>>47367113
The pics are on my external, but the answer is 'Haha, yes they are.'

>>47370317
Source?

>>47374529
No, but there are plenty about coming back from killing invading humans.
Plenty about invading and killing too, for that matter.

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>>47377617
it's a decent set of images, for sure

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>>47374788

>>47377323
Still not the worst star wars holiday content.

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>>47377878
Indeed.

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>>47378087
interdasting

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>>47377602
thanks

>>47363165
>Adventurer college's list of majors

>>47376513
Honestly, long term his choice might be the right one. The argument that Argent energy can be safely utilized is a pretty hollow one, given what happened as a result of it.

Like, his actions might have killed billions, but use of the energy might have eventually killed everyone.

>>47377507
Still makes me laugh so hard.

Like, it's amazing how many fucking things are wrong in only 12 seconds of movie.

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>>47378087
Stretching it at some parts but over all makes sense.

>Inb4 go back to /pol/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
If I could upload this as a file, the filename would be "Barbarian takes levels in paladin."

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>>47380296
>Bridget
>tits

>>47380367
Man, Gig and Revya are like the best pair out of Nippon Ichi.

It massively helps that Walnut ended up in their game. God, the fact that the extra mode didn't have some shit with her sister was the worst crime.

>>47379363
He could have at least left it on until an alternative energy source could have been found. Whats the point it killing all the demons if you destroy everything and everyone else in the process?

>>47380545
DOOM's complete disregard for subtlety?

>>47380545
I mean, you're talking about a guy who's single drive in life is "Kill ALL the demons."

And he woke up, and the first thing he does is get fucking furious at the robot because it's trying to tell him that the deaths were acceptable as he stands over their mutilated bodies.

I don't think he's inclined to listen to or even believe the guy over the issue.

>>47380561
I'm just miffed that we are clearly supposed to love Doom Guy and his gung-ho, demon killin' style and yet he is a totally single-minded drone who will kill off everyone just so he can kill demons.

They're trying to make things morally ambiguous, but I don't want that for Doom Guy. Just let him be a regular hero who stops all the demons and is cool. Why bring genocide into it? It's almost as bad as Batman v. Superman.

>>47369437
>Consent by J. Horney

>>47380737
How did he get inside a balloon?

>>47381113
Same way your mother gets to the bottom of those mayo jars

Lots of practice and determination.

>>47376513
>>47379363
>>47380545
>>47380578
>>47380595
Scum who would damn humanity detected. Maybe you should have cleared up your fucjing act instead of depending on literally Satan for electricity

There is nothing morally ambiguous about doom guy. He is right. He is an incorruptible force of nature that will not stop for your weak moralizing. He is the epitome of an avenger paladin.

>>47381113
I think the film is being played in reverse.

>>47381270
Why are you quoting the guy who said Doom Guy was right?

>>47371837
Then can someone explain the magic sword vs. army of Lovecraftian nightmares? I haven't read the bible in years, but I don't remember any of that shit.

>>47381378
They changed shit for the movie. Just like how any movie about Noah's ark ends before it has to address the massive amounts of inbreeding.

>>47377507
watch >>47377286 again, the kids are manning the front desk and serving drinks

>>47369844
I like to have it be a recurring joke in the campaign I'm in that my character doesn't have a full grasp of Common and certain cultural nuances, being raised innawoods.
>So is shaving taboo to dwarves? I don't want to accidentally offend if we fight and I get a bad chop in
>What do you call the small-bred animals people keep in their homes for companionship?
>Shit, no, not bittersweet, I mean you're nice but can also be pretty mean. Wait no I mean... dammit
>I don't know how you handle things here, but where I come from, someone trying to woo someone else's lady, especially if they're interested in each other, is called an "asshole"
>Yeah, I've been genderbent into a chick and took my shirt off. I'm a dude, why should I care?
>I dunno why you won't eat meat, it's not like killing the damn thing keeps you from putting it in your mouth
>Sun Goddess, you're good and all, but I'm not leaving without a hug from you
>On your face or in your mouth, this [coffee] is going to wake you up one way or another!
>Your wings are tiny. That's not an insult to your kind is it?
>How do you centaurs lie your human half down without going L-shaped?
>Let's try and prostitute them! I know what I sai- oh THAT'S what it means. Prosecute, got it
>"That's quite a catch you've got there, I don't suppose you'll give it to me for free will ya?" Sure, I'm not using it, go nuts

>>47381378

The guy is noah's grandad I think, who was a warrior of god

The rock dudes are fallen angels, whom in this movie aren't inherently evil, but merely suffering the consequences of their hubris

All the other humans are the actual targets of the fire spell, who are decedents of cain.

But don't bother with the movie, it's pretty shit

>>47362698
That's the joke...

>>47363479
kings would often have midgets in their court as a sort of jester. Peter the Great would have teams of midgets engage in drunken mock battles

>>47361588
human body can do some amazing shit

>>47377286
>Christians are screaming and clawing their own genitals out of shame of their own humanity. Meanwhile Celts are just enjoying a bath orgy.

>>47381113
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nGaXY5Gxy4

>>47376179
>quests
Oh, that'd be why I didn't get it. Thank goodness for containment.

>>47380296
>Bridget
>tits
Fucking Japan going and ruining a good thing

>>47361588
She made a life save.

>>47381378
I assume he somehow got his hands on the sentient flaming sword that guards the gates of Eden and was sent to Prague to fight an army of Golems.

>>47363165
Knocker up of Work person is the fella who ran around I woke people up in the morning so they could get to their job.

>>47370263
The song is "Fortunate Son" and it really bothers me that this image is wrong.

>>47377621
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-deranged-authors-who-wrote-same-book-over-over/
Don't worry, it's seanbaby.

>>47360468
I shuddered.

>>47384763
>he doesn't /tv/ meme

>>47363875
>Rod Classifcation
Oh god my sides

>>47358122
Why are wizards oafing around so comfy?

>>47359192
>SUMMtheNS

Whoever designed this should be shot and then sacked.

>>47386490
There's clearly a yellow circle for an O. Anyone who doesn't think 'Fant-Four-Stic' is the height of comedy would understand it.

Equally clearly, it's a joke cover about a lawyer monster.

>>47363165
>Fish-bender

The Avatar series has really taken a nosedive in content

>>47379380
>>47377507

Movie name?

>>47363581
>Synnibarr

That's a paddlin'

>>47364758
Sauce? Nothing from reverse searching

>>47367419
>Druid loves pulling pranks on his Ranger friend

>>47374305
>level 1 fighter considers his options in battle

>>47387036
That doesn't work, because that's a quick decision.

>>47387073
You haven't played with my PCs - apparently every turn needs a 15 minute thinking period, whether you are Fighter 1 or Archmage 5 Wizard 20 Rogue 10

I've started using a 30 second sand timer at the table

>>47384763
Blame /tv/

>>47367096

Are green moray eels just greenstuff eels that have been mixed up?

>>47379729
i really cant belive a word of it. The whole things looks like projecting so hard they are showing bladerunner on the wall

>>47386282

Oh, you think the meme is your ally, you merely adopted the /tv/. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see another board until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The content betrays you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my home, I will be preparing to bring justice. Then, I will break you. Your precious memery, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your body?

>>47363892
>ancient lich challenges party to race around the world

That actually sounds really fun.

>>47363608
Pretty sure all the people in flames will be dead momentarily.

>>47378087
Last two and second one makes no sense but ok.

>>47369682
The new Doom is gloriously, self-consciously retarded.

>>47386396
>Wood Creek

>North Fork
>Middle Fork
>Salad Fork

>>47387175
Use side initiative while you're at it.
Works wonders.

>>47363875
>1000-- metre Universal Transvestite Mercator Bed Ticks

>>47389340
If the party is already indecisive, I find side initiative doesn't help much, and might actually slow it down- in addition to working out what they want to do, they have to get the group to work out their order of action. If you have, say, an instance where the cleric is going to buff an area and everyone is trying to work out how to get the maximum people into range while also getting as many people to act as possible, it can get messy.

It works great if you have a decisive group, if you're using Theatre of the Mind instead of a grid, and/or if you have one backseat general who will direct everyone.

new thread

>>47390217
>>47390217
>>47390217
>>47390217

>>47370838
>Not Tenser's Transformation.gif

>>47387434
The movie is literally about foreigners coming to the country pretending they're looking for a new home and acting all nice and good, only for it to be revealed that they're actually intending to bomb the birds. I.E commit acts of terrorism.

>>47389246
If being metal as fuck is considered retarded, I don't want to be not retarded.

>>47380751
That looks like an awful campaign with insufferable players

>>47369437

You forgot:

>Box Creek Gulch