Jumpchain CYOA Thread #844: The Jumpchain Second Edition

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>>47352666

Hey, Jumpchain - if you could only use one Jump's powers and metaphysics for your entire Chain, which one would it be? Serious question - I'm considering doing a one power build, and I've been trying to brainstorm options.

>>47352785
Probably Gurren Lagann. It just seems the most fun for the purpose of being an out of context problem.

Hows Fire Emblem for a jump to d after PMD?

>>47352785
Esper powers from raildex, and raildex metaphysics in general, because I just like it that much. They just have so much versatility and range of application.

>>47352804
Which one, and for what purpose?

>>47352825
>raildex
>one power jump
>surviving raildex without out-of-jump powers
He doesn't want you to kill him, anon!

>>47352845
Regular fire emblem, mostly for the import and the fact that I've no clue how high the power level of the setting it.

>>47352870
>implying raildex is actually dangerous
It's like touhou; if you can resist poking the sleeping bears, they won't bother you.

>>47352751
What?

>>47352744
>Last Thread
>>47343983
>>47343983
>>47343983

You almost got it.

>>47352897
http://youtu.be/e5JCp2Hd5L8

>>47352870
You could run raildex as a starting jump reliably. It's a high powered setting with high utility powers ad metaphysics where you're not in particular danger unless you go around causing everyone problems, which is why everyone likes it so much for powergaming; it's relatively safe powergaming.

>>47352894
>>47352932
Unless you take the plot device you can just sit back and let captain plot armor resolve all the dangerous shit.

>>47352955
Does index jump have anything like a 'you aren't living your life correctly!' perk? If not, it's a serious missed opportunity.

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>>47352785
I dunno, maybe Undertale? It's got an interesting kindof utility magic, can directly effect souls (which is great for fighting ghosts and stuff?), and the science seems able to delve into meta stuff at the upper end, which I always thought was pretty fascinating.

I was a monster, so I wouldn't really get a soul boost or anything, but it's a pretty unique metaphysics.
I think that'd be the thing to go for, something unique.

>>47352932
Huh. The impression I got was that you were standing in the bullseye for a metaphorical flaming mountain. So as long as I'm not dumb enough to take Keikaku Keystone I'll probably be fine? Strongly considering it, thanks.

Any other thoughts? I like >>47352801 as an idea.

>>47352875
There's a nasty war involving magic, but if humans can survive, so can freaky demons disguised as humans.
That said, there are comfier jumps to let your pocket monsters get used to being peoples.

>>47352992
Nope. Gotta pick it up from Nanoha.

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>>47352785
Akame ga Kill, pick up all of the harem and look sexy perks. Now you can just get a bunch of over powered waifus to protect your goofy ass.

>>47353026
Like?

>>47352785
Generic Sburb Jump, for the Alchemization and God Tiers, as well as the fact that it could be survived as a first jump pretty easily.

>>47352955

>let captain plot armor resolve all the dangerous shit.

That's actually a valid strategy for a LOT of jumps. Hell, I realized I could Spark in SBURB if you played it well, depending on how much the Homestuck drawback forces you to be the one to deal with LE.
If you can use the canon method, it's not too bad. Just...uh. Don't be in the universe when the first few existence failures occur.
net navi status is a good way of surviving the initial hurdles, to be honest. Use trollian to jump timelines.

Rolled 393 (1d582)

Don't mind me, I'm just rollin' around.

>>47353009
There is someone with plot armor so thick it might as well be a physical force who is protecting academy city, so as long as you keep your nose out of the plot you should be safe.

>>47353099

>Survived as a first jump
You realize that nobody in that comic except like three characters has avoided death at all, right?
It's pretty freakin' Dire.

>>47353110
At the speed of sound?

>>47353099
oh wait, for a regular session?
I'm derp.
...Yeah you can probably swing it if you're really careful about what you try to pull.

>>47353128
And how many of those deaths were caused by Bec Noir, Lord English or related to them in some way, or Quest Bed deaths?

>>47353042
Animu Power Girl looks pretty good, the rest of them are kinda garbage though.

>>47353167
Gamzee and Vriska caused some carnage
As well as Terezi straight up egging John on to his first death
But since their issues were caused by Jack/Bec Noir denying them victory I'll grant you that. It's moot anyways if you're only doing a regular session, it seems kinda hazardous (seeing as even the trolls who had some handicaps in the form of psionics had someone die before even entering the game) but possible with CP purchases

>>47353090
Imma be honest, I don't really remember off the top of my head, and I'm on my phone.
You have my permission to consider me to be talking out my ass.

I'll go check again out of personal curiosity when I get out of work, though.

If I go Amorphous in TOME then Blood Magic in Darkstalkers, is that complete shapeshifting?

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>>47353110
I know the feeling.

>>47353254
More or less!...
Why did I not use my own jump to become blob-like.
What the fuck!?

If I go GUNNM and start outside the place, can I safely enter low earth orbit from there with out fear of being immediately shoot down?

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>>47353269
Y'know, people are always telling me Mami's got a thick skull, but I always knew she'd come out ahead.

>>47353352
The risk will be lower, but still there. Tipheres has a fair number of kill-sats. You'll have to map out their orbits to figure out a viable launch window.

>>47353373
When I'm looking at Mami, it isn't the thickness of her skull that draws my eye. But hey, to each his or her own.

>>47353373
>>47353399
Beating a dead horse, faggots.

>>47353415
Don't call her a horse, it's rude.

>>47353434
>obligatory riding comment

>>47352785
Almost certainly Changeling, great room to improve and fun powers. Others I considered but passed over include EVO (bit overly focused on one thing), Master of Magic (fun for making waves, bit unreliable due to required setup though), Evangelion (Angel form is quite nice and versatile, once more runs into over specialization though), and Blame!, because it has some very good sources of firepower and gives huge amounts of respawns with minimal drawbacks if you're only running Blame!. Changeling trumps them all due to aesthetics and the ability to pick up loads of Contracts over the course of a chain, allowing both versatility and requiring minimal setup. Would be ridiculously painful as a first jump though.

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>>47353453

>>47353099
Out of curiosity, how useful is God-Tier compared to the other perks? I just looked and it's impossible for a new Companion to pick up Ectobiologist and God Tier, so you'd either have to be the group's Ectobiologist or have one of them forgo God Tier.

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>>47353110
>>47353269
> Rolling with your posse is the only way to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfOJaoeE3mQ

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>>47353478
Hay Merchant, got a Percy Jackson question if you don't mind. What would you get as a demigod of Nethys from Pathfinder?

>>47353478
Hey Merch, I'm just going to ask before I waste the effort, would a self cannibalization loop combined with a few other consumption/evolution focused perks fly for EVO

>>47353622
He didn't make EVO.

>>47353631
I'm stupid

>>47353478
Hey Merc, what is the meaning of life?

>>47353645
42

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>>47353510
Well god tier express your classpects powers with more power and effectiveness, but you could learn to use them anyway, albeit with a lower cap. But I'm pretty sure you could import a companion as a god tier ectobiologist, unless I'm doing my math wrong. Also, if a session has nobody with the Ectobiologist Perk, someone will just derp their way through it.

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MERC, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.

>>47353662
Won't work for a first Jump, because you can't import anyone. Only imports can be drop-ins.

>>47353718
Well shit. Theres still the approach of "Have someone walk in and press a button a few times."

Is there any perks that let me apply virtual bullshit to physical reality?

>>47353660
Is that a metric 42 or an imperial 42, cause that's an important distinction that I need cleared up.

>>47353748
Obviously Metric anon.

>>47353788
>>47353748
>not superior hex 42
You have forgotten the face of your father

>>47353645
>>47353660
>>47353808
>meaning of life
>hex 42
>(2*16^0)+(4*16^1)=66
>hex (66)
>666 = number of the beast = satan
>hex = curse = evil spell
>meaning of life = evil empowered almost satan
So, mathematically, the universe runs on evil.

Roll 5 random jumps, you have to take maximum available drawbacks for all of them.

Rolled 260 - 1.) Heroic Age
Rolled 45 - 2.) Banner Saga
Rolled 166 - 3.) Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
Rolled 463 - 4.) Splinter Cell
Rolled 558 - 5.) Webmage

Do I survive?

>>47353895
>Heroic Age
>Do I survive?
HA! No.

>>47353950
Is Heroic Age that hard to survive, or is the drawbacks that make if impossible

Is Overlord(LN) jump just a free power boost?

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>>47353142

>>47353974
The drawbacks, you're looking at some DBZ level shit.

>>47353974
The settng itself is a... space opera, i guess?

While I don't know much about the setting, I remember the worst drawback makes several psychic country-busting WMD chosen ones want to murder you really hard. Or somehting along these lines.

So there's that.

>>47354039
How the fuck can a man that fat run faster than sonic!?

>>47354034
What's with these anons complaining about jumps like this?

>It's just a free power boost!
>It's just power wank!
>It's just a powergrab!

I mean it's pretty obvious you're just saying "Please shitstorm about it for me!"

>>47354053
His primary outfit colors are red and yellow.

Think about it for a moment.

>>47354069
And you're aiding them in that pursuit.

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>>47354034

>>47354034
>600 - Level One Hundred - You've hit the pinnacle. There is no higher level, not within YGGDRASIL at least.
A fucking huge one.

>>47354034
No. The Overlord videogame jump is, though.

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>>47354034

>>47354069
Justify how it's not.

Can we just NOT do this for once?

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>>47354153
>Please shitstorm for me!

>>47354153
>Justify how it's not.
Don't have to justify it to you.

>>47354160
Sure!

So here are the jumps I'm aware of that are in progress: 40k Ork, SWTOR, Dragonlance, 40k Chaos. . .

Is that list comprehensive? Anyone know of anything else that's being worked on? What else would you like to see made into a jump?

Just delete the thread already, all any one wants is to leave the thread open but not talk about anything, and shitpost any discussion.

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>>47354083
pic related?

>>47354200
Mostly wondering if UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie crosses the line.

>>47354200
People like their surprises.

>>47354206
I know I sure as hell love not talking about anything. Especially not talking about the things we usually talk about. If no one says anything, that's what I call good discussion.

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>>47354200
Don't forget Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura.

>>47354200
>Is that list comprehensive?
Probably not.

>Anyone know of anything else that's being worked on?
No.

>What else would you like to see made into a jump?
Off the top of my head?
Rurouni Kenshin
Doom 2016
Penny Dreadful
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Are Gauntlets still a thing?

>>47354246
>Arcanum: Of Steamworks
>Penny Dreadful
>League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
I too am a fan of period dress and corsetry.

>>47354200
I'd love to see something with the Breath of Fire games.

>>47354200
I'm still working on Generic News Jump, albeit slowly.

>>47354200
Define 'being worked on'.
Holy shit I need to stop being useless and just finish PoP.

>>47354200
Suikouden

>>47354283
Yeah. It's an underutilized format, which is a shame, because it's a fun format too. At least when it's not "you lose all your powers, haha!"

>>47354200
>What else would you like to see made into a jump?
Shining Force, Ars Magica, Needless, Fading Suns, and Haiyore! Nyarko-san.

>>47354313
Who's working on Suikoden? Or is that one you want to see?

>>47354333
>Haiyore! Nyarko-san.
please

>>47354348
That's something I personally want to see come about, yes.

>>47354333
>>47354352
>>Haiyore! Nyarko-san.
>please
That'd be perfect. I've only seen a few episodes, though, so I couldn't do it justice.

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>>47354200
Made some good progress on Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei, though I'm worried about including no less than at least 3 shows(albeit heavily on the Kamen Rider W and OOO side of things)
trying to figure out how to balance the companions I'm gonna try to offer is a bitch too, I've had too many lame companion options or ignored them so making something like the Indiana Jones or Resident Evil companions sounds fun for once.
Also, gotta rework the Inqusitive perkline so that it's not all lame and shit.

>>47354318
I would honestly be interested in something like a world god only knows gauntlet, since it couldn't work as anything else.

Seduce a series of harlots from throughout your jumping career in a jumbled collage of a world made out of stereotypical visual novel settings, or something like that.

>>47354432

I'd say that sounds just my thing but when you put it like that
It almost seems kind of bad

>>47354462
How so?

Newfag here

Suppose I take ranks in body mod's endowed for a male base body. How would that interact with a female alt-form?

I don't want to have to wear chest bindings to fit into an archery chest guard.

>>47354200
>tfw nobody remembers Boktai
>tfw that's how people feel about the games in general
;_;

Also, Property update soon. The Maker will be cheaper, more perks for drop-ins and students, and possible touches of Clarketech are all on the table. This in addition to some drawback additions and tweaks. Want?

>>47354432
That actually sounds better than like....half of some of those gauntlets.
Are you going to do that Anon?

>>47354499
I don't think there's any formal rule, but from what I've seen most folks seem to assume body mod only applies to altforms the same gender as what you were when you took body mod

>>47354518
I assume the opposite; it applies to both genders roughly. There's nothing to indicate it doesn't.

Alright, rate my JEEYNIUS plan to win the Fate/Extra grail war.

First, I'm gonna use actual regular sneaking skills coupled with VtM:B Obfuscate 5, Presence Concealment EX, Sphere Boundary A+++ and Vitrification A+++ to go all sneaky sneaky like and find whatever dingus I'm supposed to fight and wait until they decide to show off their Servant to everyone (or think they're alone and can talk normally). (There's actually going to be like a hundred people all at once in the school, right? I remember the game having like ten dudes at max even before people started dying.)

Then I'll hit them with Berserk Insanity and run like a motherfucker. If it works, and someone's forced to start fighting them, I'll run back in and put either Voice of Bedlam or Vision of Death on the poor sod. Hopefully someone (other than me) will die before the Moon Cell forces us all to disengage. Then, rinse, and repeat until people stop letting me do it. If the Servant actually ends up fighting their Master, fucking SCORE. But that's too good for someone with E rank Luck.

I am aware that many skills would allow a Servant to shrug off any of these effects, mind you. That's what random rolls are for. (Because fuck thinking up 128 Servants.)

As for the actual fights... well, there's a reason I'm bothering with this. The only companion I've got is a VtM:B ghoul turned Twilight vampire so even if they're much better off than most masters, I still would rather not worry about fighting normally. I don't really have any way of dealing with the power levels, unless I take the lame-o route and say I fought weaker Servants than the canon ones.

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>>47354432

>>47354512
Want.

Someone explain Webmage to me, because I feel like I'm missing something really important reading the jump doc.

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So Jumpers, what are your future plans in your chain? Not post spark plans, but just schemes or designs for things you haven't done yet or want to try, but haven't gotten to doing yet?

>>47353598
Doing a quick wikidelve I'd guess something like massively enhanced senses (including the ability to perceive magic) that have the issue of significantly less ability to process the information provided, aptitude for magic, relatively generic demigod in domain stat boost that can be fueled by both destruction and creation (though they'll each focus on different priorities), healing, elemental bolt chucking, and fun with gaining the ability to cast an inverted version of any spells you know from in jump magic (and an intuition on how to do out of jump ones) at only minor additional cost assuming you've performed the normal version within the last few minutes (or you can cast the inverse first and cast the normal one for cheap within the same timeframe). Think stuff like turning a healing spell into a harm spell. Possibly also some madness stuff, like giving heavy urges for people to act entirely counter to their normal behavior. I admit I mostly just read a few wiki articles so there's probably some bits I'm over or underestimating as to how much of a role they play.
>>47353645
This anon beat me to it: >>47353660
>>47353712
Good to know, I will keep that in mind.

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>>47354200
>>47354305
Well, motivation's been slow. Like, really slow. Warframe only needs the Warframe/Infested customization tables up and running, but the more I'm trying to get them the more it feels like a wall. Lot of small IRL things coming together that's causing a very not-fun time.

But it's only fair you guys see SOMETHING. So have a layout for what I want to do for Black Crusade when I get to it: http://pastebin.com/sRNsHbBJ

Critique/suggestions/criticism/arguments of jackassery encouraged.

>>47354432
I don't like jumps forcing me into relationships or sex and such. So no thanks.

>>47354740
Well, that's something shiny to read today.

>>47354698
I want a theme.

>>47354764
Well, that's the whole point of World God Only Knows; the main character's job is filling the cracks of women's hearts with true love to purge the demons that fester inside, otherwise he dies. That's why it wouldn't really work as a normal jump as much as it would a gauntlet.

>>47354698
I'm planning on destroying the Warhammer 40K universe and starting over anew. The Imperium jump lets you count other 40K jumps as canon to that timeline, and thanks to Light of Terra I know the location of a device meant to collapse the Warp into the Materium to fuel the creation of a new cosmos. Granted, I expect it to take a long time to understand its mechanisms and gather power for it, but the jump lets you stay there for as long as you want. And since I've got a ton of anti-precog and "enemies underestimate you" perks, none of the major players will know to stop me. Short of a Tyranid Hive-fleet stumbling upon my work by accident, I should be able to pull it off.

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>>47354512
To be fair I wasn't aware it existed until SoAnon brought it up a long time ago.

Also, that all sounds great! And drainng to my CP budget.

>>47354200
Dominions, Death Parade (maybe as a gauntlet?), Paranoia Agent some more nWoD games, Unknown Armies, JAGS Wonderland, the Arkham series, A Series of Unfortunate Events and Age of Sigmar once the storyline's fully fleshed out. Because it would be hilarious

More SMT titles too but people are working on some of those. Wish DSanon was around to check up on Digital Devil Sage part 2 though.

A fellow called Mal was also working on Panty and Stocking a while ago but I haven't seen him for-huh, must've been a month now.

>>47354698
Shooting a clone army of giant sea slugs imbued with Eldar psychic terraforming magitech to create Maiden Worlds from barren planets, for culinary science purposes.

There's also something else rescued from the trash, but it's going to have to wait for a specific jump to do any real work on it.

>>47354553
Eh, there's worse plans out there. On the other hand, the second anyone figures out what you're doing you're going to be hunted down as public enemy #1.

Hakuno existing would vastly up your survival chances since all the real nutjobs and schemers tend to bump into him.

As long as you don't take CCC and stay away from Saver you should be good.

>>47354834
You're making a jump, not a series guide. You can wrangle something up for people like me.

>>47354850
I thought the device was only meant to destroy both of them to turn Orikan into a god

>>47354859
What, just let you not have anything to do with any of it? Also, I'm not making it. This is just spit-balling about what we want to exist.

Overlord question here. Is La shib Niggurath a necromancy or a summoning spell? it pulls out dark young like a summon but it is fueled by ritual sacrifice and death like a necromancy spell.

I cant afford both summoning and necromancy and I really want to be Mr. Bones the 3rd here.

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>>47354740
>arguments of jackassery encouraged.
The american mammoth donkey is the best breed of donkey, anyone who disagrees is a fucking scrub.

>>47354908
Fuck you! I was drinking something when I read that, and now it's up my nose, and all over my shirt.

Repeating a question from yesterday for SMTAnon, but why is there such a enormous difference between a demon's offensive power and their defensive power? Especially looking at their stamina, which at 'normal human levels' for a 1000 cp race seems hilariously disproportionate to their other physical abilities. For being able to easily lift hundreds of thousands of tons, you'd also think that they'd at least have a corresponding durability to blunt force, but that supposedly also isn't the case.

>>47354879
That's just one thing it could do. The purpose of it is to manipulate the energies of the Warp on a grand scale. Orikan wanted to use it to become a god. The C'Tan wanted to use it to seal the Warp away permanently. I plan on using it to travel back to the dawn of time and prevent the 40K universe from existing in the first place.

>>47354906
Who knows. The MC that used it was, to the exclusion of almost everything else, a necromancer, but it might not be a part of any school of magic in particular.

>>47354950
Demons yo. They can give it but not take it.

>>47354906
Sorry bro, its summoning. Now, that doesn't mean you can't DO it, that peek just gives you a speciality/bonus in that area, but it does mean you probably won't be summoning any more than five at most like Ainz/Momonga. Though I'm not Overlord anon, so I could be just talking out my ass.

>>47354698
Become a Judgment, Become a bigger Judgment using a large bomb, figure out how to interact on a normal scale again, Jump that Future Generic Parenting Jump to get a adorable child to teach my ways, and get some more companions. Out of curiosity, what would be a good jump to re-introduce some companions who have been in stasis for a while?

>>47354950
They demons, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>47354740
You can swing a mutation table, I think. People who go chaos should know what they're in for.
Granted there's probably tables of FUNCTIONAL mutations but I think it shouldn't be hard to grab such a table or ideas for such a table from splatbooks for warhammer Roleplay.
Definitely looks like an ambitious project, if you get it good
I'd have a go there if even half of that ends up in the final jump.

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>>47354432
Would be 11/9, b0ss.

With that platform, I bet you could take the nomination from Trump.

>>47354740
So this ritual, about how big a deal for both Chaos and the Imperium is it if we help it succeed and thus become a Living Saint?

>>47354959
I think you're making a lot of assumptions about how Necron science works for granted, that trying to modify a device like that will blow up in your face and that you're also aping an Undertale villain. Badly, at that.

But hey, if that's how you wanna play it.

>>47354950
It's almost like mythological beings and anthropomorphic personifications aren't explainable through logic

>>47354950
I think he discopeared

>>47354950
Well, you se-

And then other people already answered for me.

>>47354852
Eh. Not the best odds, but I'll take it. Time to be an asshole wannabe-Assassin and ruin everything for everyone.

>>47354718
>Nethys
Thank you, that sounds like it will be fun.

>>47354981
>>47354964
Eh either way its a cool spell along with sharknado and the goal of all life is death.

My main reason for choosing the 42 supreme being is access to the millions of pay to ein items in the guilds storage locker since taking it means I cant afford much gear.

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>>47355007
Considering most Living Saints end up dying or are pretty much dead as a requirement, and you'd be flipping the bird to that? About the same as becoming a Daemon Prince... which is to say, an incredibly big fucking deal. But not everyone wants that and I don't want to force people down a road. Hence the other options.

>>47354986
I'd still have to be careful, pretty much anything could spark a storm so I'd need to ensure they were capable and desirable mutations. Maybe even a way to choose them yourself, and Loyalist would need something as well to make up for it.

>>47354698
Rhm.
I suppose one scheme is getting enough clean skeletons so that I have enough ingredients for the joint necromantic ritual between me and that Witch.

Some actually armor too.

Also a way for my claws to become so sharp I cleave through fucking tanks.

Learn more magic, more magic is always cool.
Get a musician as a companion...for there are none and I want a classy dude or lady who agrees to join me and eternally play music with me.
I can be the pianist as I know....in an acceptable manner how to play the piano.

>>47355014
Oh, I know I'm making a lot of assumptions. But the Warp does mess with time, and I've got billions of years to figure the thing out and improve on it, so I'm confident I'll get it done eventually. I may have to build my own custom Great Work on my own, should the Necron version be unsuitable for my plans. Possibly I'll have to fake time travel by doing the same thing Orikan planned on doing, destroying the universe to get godlike power which I then use to recreate a new one mimicking the original in its earliest state. However it works, I don't really care, I'll find a way eventually.

>>47355044
What I meant was, where does it say that in the game? Especially the part about stamina?

>>47354740
>Non-chaos in Chaos
Into the trash it goes, another jump wasted from a shit jump maker.

>>47355059
The Goal of All Life is Death is an ultra specific skill that basically only Momonga has because he has a special secret necromancer class only unlocked at level 95 after max leveling every other necromancer class in the fucking game, and I think you also need to know every single instant death spell in the game, but don't quote me on that. You won't have that ability unless you build almost exactly the same character.

>>47355102
It's the "I'll find a way" part I doubt, on top of my extreme scepticism you can stay long enough without Orikan coming to personally wrest the orb from you or succeeding at his plan anyway and blowing everything up without you.

>>47355088
>mutations
Having them only be on an altform post jump would go a long way to sell me on the idea, but go with what you think would work best, I have faith in your mad skillz.

>>47355160
If he has enough science perks, you can probably trust him if he says he'll find a way. He can't articulate how because he's not able to, but his jumper can, maybe.

>>47354740
Love the loyalist option, Red. Can't wait to see what you do with it.

>>47355185
I disagree strongly when it comes to feats of this scope, and consider that last sentence bullshit on the level of what Bancho tries to peddle.

>>47355136
Its an ability gained by maxing out necromancy and instant death spells while being a skeleton and not multiclassing into more practical spells. So being 100 and a skeleton could be close to the same required build if you spec into necromancy as well.

Actually let me grab the wiki for it.


• The Goal of All Life is Death: This special skill is one of Ainz's most powerful abilities and comes from the Eclipse class, which is one of the hardest classes to get because it requires the overlord class with spells specialized in necromancy and instant death type magics. The Eclipse class lets the user become a true lord of death, a life consuming Eclipse. This spell delays other instant death type spells for 12 seconds, but allows them to ignore any types of resistance - even invalid. Ainz used this spell with '(Widen) Cry of the Banshee', and it killed everything in 200m. The cooldown of this spell is 100 hours duration. It is not possible to resist this spell, with the only counter being that one must use a either an item or skill that would cause them to be revived before the 12 seconds pass.

>>47355160
Uh, anon, Orikan's dead at the point I'm doing this. I'm not doing this in the Light of Terra jump, I'm doing this in the Imperium jump using the The Grim Darkness of the Present drawback to maintain continuity with Light of Terra and the Dark Millenium drawback to stay in the jump for as long as I need to. That means I'm not dealing with either the no-perks of a Deadlight Intact LoT run or the increased difficulty of a Deadlight Broken LoT run. Just me, as a late-game jumper (I'm not expecting this to be easy, I'll gear up first), with as much time as I need to apply all my super-science perks to building a device to end the universe.

Is the Bioshock Infinite jump an auto lose? The ending of the plot would retcon Columbia and its native born inhabitants out of existence (including you if you aren't a PI/drop-in).

>>47354740
>Living saint

All of my yes.

>>47355088
Hope you include Cultist Chan, Failbaddon, and SINDRIIII!!!

>>47355220
No.

>>47355199
Are you fucking serious? Alright, at this point I'm pretty sure you're just trolling. I've dismissed your valid points, because anything that comes from someone who can say something so ridiculous can't be anything but wrong.

>>47355220
You might have to derail to live if that is the case.

>>47355207
Anon I'm pretty sure maintaining continuity with Light of Terra doesn't let you stay as long as you w-

>Dark Millenium drawback

Weird, I must have an old copy of 40K jump. I can't find that drawback at all.

Why do you want to destroy the universe anyway? You're clearly not intending to save anyone there, but then-why bother with it at all?

>>47355123
Yes, because no Jump has ever given you the option to not be the main focus of the Jump if you don't feel like it. How dare she make the Jump accessible to those who don't like Chaos, which is a substantial part of the thread from what I can tell. Clearly your opinion is all that matters, and a dark curse should be put upon her household for a hundred generations, or until the dark gods from beyond reality have grasped the last screaming soul of her damned kin to turn them into the ink which they will use to write a Jump which fits your exact specifications.

>>47355251
Anon's got a point, it's way too easy to bullshit going "oh but my jumper knows how so don't question it" and we've already got enough personalities that do that.

Does it really kill people to explain how they do something anymore?

>>47355269
He's the trollternal. Don't bother arguing, just report and ignore.

>>47355201
Woah.
I kinda forgot how badass this was, no wonder Anon wishes to get it.
Pretty sure you could fanwank something close to that level though.

>>47355123
I need nonchaos because if Slaanesh ever finds me after warhammer fantasy Im screwed in every sense of the word.

>>47355251
>If he has enough science perks, you can probably trust him if he says he'll find a way.
>He can't articulate how because he's not able to, but his jumper can, maybe.
>probably
>maybe

I don't particularly care what you read into my intent, but I was simply expressing my opinion on the viability of anon's plan-namely, skepticism. Especially given the scarcity of items and abilities capable of destroying and recreating a universe.

But "maybe"and "probably" is not a valid dismissal of points.

>>47355309
...why?

>>47355103
Ah. Well, you might call bull on it as game mechanics (for both this and the durability thing), and I really wouldn't be able to contest that, but the fact that both demons and humans don't really seem to tire. While there's a lot of fighting and lugging around military stuff on the human side, it's still stuff real soldiers could've done. In terms of exertion, I mean, I don't think they could've the actual demon fighting.

What I'm getting at here, is that for demons to have abnormal stamina, then humans would also need that quality in order to maintain internal logic, and that's a much bigger jump than demons not having supernatural endurance in addition to their other abilities.

As for their durability, if there wasn't such a big split, then a M134 Minigun being a worthwhile late-game weapon wouldn't make any sense.

>>47355289
I don't know anything about nano machines or how they work in the context of their own settings beyond my own head canon, anything you, I, or really anyone besides the jump author says about how my jumper uses them to do anything, is about as valid as just saying nothing at all.

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>>47355229
>TWO cultist-chans

>>47355337
>nanomachines
Son?

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>>47355297
Well I could do that, but I could also write long winded sarcastic comments. Guess which one I find more fun.

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>>47355289
It doesn't kill me, personally. I'm always happy to explain how I got from X to Y. It does bother me to think lots of people seem to lump me in with the first category, but well-it seems uncouth to blurt it out unless the topic is specifically brought up, like now.

Maybe I'm living in the past back when there were fewer jumps around but no, it doesn't kill me to explain anything at all.

>>47355322
Well, Slaanesh IS definitely lewd

That said he might've taken its' mark so. Yeah.

>>47355322
Bad decisions as well as turning a half dozen slaaneshi daemonettes into sisters of battle. As well as myself going from a slaaneshi mutant during the jump and becoming a SoB.

>>47355261
Check the version on the drive, it's there. As for why I want to destroy it, it's mostly because this is my best opportunity to shape a universe. Dark Millenium could let you stay for billions if not trillions of years, it's my best chance to have all the time I'd need to make the universe I want. I could do that without destroying the 40K universe first, but then I'd have all sorts of remnants of that terrible place hanging around my new cosmos. I mean, maybe I don't have to destroy that universe, I suppose I could find some way to use similar tech to seal off a large region of space from the Grim Darkness of the 40th Millenium (the Great Work was originally designed to seal off the Warp, after all), but what if the seals fail? It's just safer this way, and I really don't care enough about the inhabitants of the 40K universe to feel bad for their deaths/never-existing.

>>47355269
>>47355269
If you don't want to be chaos, then don't fucking jump on the chaos side of warhammer.

That's like deciding to jump Jurassic park and one of the locations and background options are set off the goddamn island by default with no compulsion to go anywhere near it. If you want to have nothing to do with chaos, then you should have to abandon it after the fact or not jump it at all.

>>47355289
That's true enough, and if you want I'll write out what perks and technology I'd like to use. I just didn't for the sake of brevity. I'm sorry for any upset that might have caused.

>>47355354
Guess which one he finds more fun too.

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INFAMOUS (3)
>STARTING CITY<
Chicago
>ORIGIN<
Brando Larrea
Student (900cp)
Male, 20yo
>CONDUIT TYPE<
•Electrokinesis -> SHOCKING! I guess this is one way to deal with all that stored energy by being myself.
-Arc Lightning -> UNLIMITED POWA!
-Pulse Heal -> I can heal by giving people electroshock therapy? This doesn't sound right.
-Overload Bursts -> Regular lightning bolt that can jump like chain lightning.
-EM Shockwave -> When you need to tell everyone they've invaded your personal space, by making your personal space smack them back.
>ADDITIONAL POWERS<
•Stamina -> And I ran, I ran so far away, I just ran, I ran all night and day, I couldn't get away!
•Regen (800cp) -> Handy if or when I get hit by stray gunfire.
•Toggle (500cp) -> Not being able to swim or take a relaxing bath is bad. Now I can without frying myself!
•Focus (350cp) -> World is going in slow motion! Great for lining up headshots with Overload Bursts!
•Autocharge (50cp) -> You never know when the next blackout will occur, or when I get lazy and not want to recharge.
>GEAR & SUPPLIES<
•Hardened Cellphone -> So this is Microsoft's new "Conduphone". Runs off of Android, and doesn't overload without having to toggle my powers off. Nice!
•Hardened Laptop -> Like my phone, but as a Laptop. Has top the line components which is great.
•Light Body Armor (0cp) -> Can't be too careful, bullets hurt.

http://pastebin.com/aSGQ2rLN

(God I'm so slow at jumping. Don't know if anyone reads the writefagging.)

>>47355381
I did take his/her/its mark yes. I dont know if it was good or bad but I fear going back.

>>47354698
Is linking myself to the Misaka network a good idea, or even possible?

>>47355350
"Gee Jumper, how come Jump-Chan lets you have TWO Cultist-Chans?"

"I AM [deity name], GOD OF [purview]"

>>47355387
Fair enough, I see now. I think that makes your chances much higher then, sorry about the misunderstanding since I was completely unaware of that.

And I...guess that's a more understandable reason. I mean, no worse than anything any Solar during the First Age of the Deliberate did in the wake of the Primordial Wars.

>>47355417
Good point.

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>>47354950
>>47355103
Damn. Do you have to whine about this every thread? No matter. Consider this:

He did say "normal human levels" of stamina, yes. RELATIVE to their physical abilities. A fast demon could for eample outpace cars with what amounts to a casual walk for it. And it tires them like a casual walk would. A giant can swing around a train like a less-wellmade whip. And be tired as if it's just using a whip. Throwing around dozens of tons is a breeze to them.

They keep up doing blatantly superhuman shit without getting tired, they just can't keep up their full power more than a fit human could keep up doing their absolute best. Hell, the 1000cp Herald uses the tiniest sliver of their power to make a superhumanly strong Angel, using that tiniest sliver to do superhuman shit would be child's play to keep up for a looooong time.

That's pretty insane super-stamina.

>>47355404
>that's like deciding to jump Legends of the Guardians and being one of the Pure Ones!
>that's like deciding to jump Narnia and being a servant of Tash!
>that's like deciding to jump Devil May Cry and being a demon!
>that's like deciding to jump Star Wars and being a Sith!

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>>47355404

>>47355482
Mmmm Sith. I wonder how the SWTOR jump is coming along.

>>47355404
Living Saints are born of the Warp, they are Chaos.

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>>47355514

>>47355514
Then why the fuck are they called non-chaos? You're chaos or you aren't, you don't get to have your cake and eat it too.

>>47355444
>Fair enough, I see now. I think that makes your chances much higher then, sorry about the misunderstanding since I was completely unaware of that.
Don't worry about it. I wasn't communicating as clearly as I could be, the fault lies on my side, not yours.

>>47355533
Tell that to the emperor anon.

>>47355527
That's the coup de grace, more or less. I wouldn't have delivered it if other people hadn't bitten the bait, but that absolute statement of truth which he ignores shows you all to ignore him in turn.

>>47355533
Because clearly nothing born of the Emperor can be Chaos.

The Warp isn't just Chaos, but the average Imperial peasant doesn't even know the Warp exists, never mind that it was ever not CHAOS CONSUME US or IT IS A GOOD PAIN.

>>47355533
Because the Emperor is the Chaos God of Denial. That's why.

>>47355269
Or maybe she can learn to not be a shit jumpmaker and stick to what she said she'd do, instead of trying to make it a popularity contest. I would prefer she leave, get her stupidity out of here. But until then the more she fucks everything up the more she's going to know she fucked up.

>>47355552
Which you won't because you're all numpties.

>>47355552
Something being factually correct doesn't make it not heresy.

Also are you implying I'm him?

>>47355533
They're called LOYALISTS, you illiterate buffoon. You're the only one using the term "non-Chaos."

>>47355482
None of those things are even remotely the same and you know it. To give more accurate examples:

>that's like deciding to jump Legends of the Guardians and being a random fucking hermit living in a hole in the ground.
>that's like deciding to jump Narnia and being a random fucking hermit living in a hole in the ground on earth.
>that's like deciding to jump Devil May Cry and being a random fucking hermit living in a hole in the ground with zero chance of ever seeing or having anything to do with Devil May Cry.
>that's like deciding to jump Star Wars and being a random fucking hermit living in a hole in the ground on a pre-FTL planet closely resembling earth.

>>47355580
No.

Also you people fed him and now he's spamming posts and samefagging.

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Disappointed sigh...

>>47355575
>I dont want a popularity contest
>I just dont like her

Wow you are a whiney bitch.


Report and move on time I guess.

STOP.
FEEDING.
HIM.

>>47355588
That is a good point, Alpha legion ho!

>>47355604
>I'm samefagging
Literally you pretending to be me.

>>47355592
All of your examples are wrong.

>>47355627
What the fuck does this post even mean.

>>47355592
>that's like deciding to jump Star Wars and being a random fucking hermit living in a hole in the ground on a pre-FTL planet closely resembling earth.


What like yoda? Or jolee bindo? Or like darth maul?

How do I waifu the Simurgh?

>>47355670
Mindrape her.

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>mfw sarcastically encouraging arguments of jackassery actually did invoke arguments
>mfw trying to prevent the issue of 'trap jump' only made it worse

In the Sherlock jump what value is there in the Sherlock Scan to a jumper who already has super speed enhancing their thought speed.

>>47355670
There's a drawback in Ravenloft for that.
I don't know why you'd want to though.
Technically, Ziz is a genderless, semi-organic crystalline robot, programmed to propagate conflict.

>>47355683
Nothing you did is wrong. This person would shit on you no matter what you did. You know this. You know he has an irrational grudge literally nobody else agrees with. Please start ignoring him and not considering him a valid human being instead of treating it like he matters.

>>47355628
Except I'm still more accurate with them than you were with yours. Being non-chaos in a chaos focused jump is just being some random jackass entirely segregated from the rest of the content of the jump. It's choosing to be in an entirely different setting from the rest of the jump.

>>47355649
How did Darth Maul survive anyway? I heard he did but...high ground-aided bisection.

>>47355697
Even faster thought speed?

>>47355697
I suppose it's that it's enhanced by fiat and guarantees that to some point you'll get something useful? An idiot with all the time in the world isn't necessarily going to figure out anything useful.

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>>47355683
It's just one troll, and a bunch of dimwitted bait takers.

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>>47355683
Don't worry about it. It's the same guy that it always is. He'd bitch at you no matter how you handled it.

Besides, there absolutely are loyalist Chaos forces.

>>47355732
I have no idea why people here are such stupid fish.

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So Jumpchain, what is your favourite color scheme? Do you dye your hair cyan with orange polka dots? Do you paint your robot with black and white stripes? Do you keep your black and green salt in a white bottle?
>>47355683
Don't worry, It's just Anti Red anon being himself. And himself is a insufferable prick.

>>47355683
You said something that pretty much every single jumpmaker says when posting wips. I have no idea how you came to the conclusion that you specifically saying it started the arguments. This happens all the time with wips.

>>47355720
I have no idea. One minute you see him get bisected the next hes on malachor trying to seduce padawans to the darkside.

>>47355618
That's never going to work. Even telling people to stop feeding him still draws attention to him.

Nothing anyone can do, short of ignoring his posts entirely, can ever be NOT feeding him, and if everyone ignores him, he gets to claim he "wins" the argument.

The only possible way for us to win this is if he gets banned, which isn't happening.

>>47355724
True but it seems that if you have the other Holmes origin perks then the perk is redundant if you have super speed, unless you want to magnify your thought peed even further in short bursts.

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>>47355714
Loyalist, not non-chaos. There's a big difference.

>>47355713
Except I'm not that fuck, you fuck. There's a legitimate issue with being able to just opt out of the core focus of a jump that I have a problem with. If you need to dismiss your opposition outright on the basis of boogiemen, you have no ground to stand on.

>>47355742
White with varying colors of highlights. Sometimes I have them be based off my mood, but I usually keep it at blue or yellow or red. Like, my cloaks will be white, but they'll have colored trims.

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>>47355683

>>47355754
No, no it doesn't.

>>47355757
We've won before by ignoring him. But neo-jumpchain refuses to listen to ANYONE telling them what to do.

>>47355767
We know you're trolling at this point, Antired-faggot, shut it.

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>>47355742
I'm a fan of black and gold myself, although I'll never shy away from sky blue or red and black.

>>47355757
I don't understand why we even keep Global Rule 3 on the books. Mods don't enforce it, nobody gives a shit about it.

>>47355742
Do obnoxious amounts of yellow and electric blue count?

>>47355767
You do realize that even the so called non chaos jump options will have to deal with chaos right? Its fucking 40k.

>>47355767
You don't have any either, evidenced by how your only argument is how terrible red is.

>>47355767
If you are legitimately not Antired, then >>47355738 and >>47355765. If you are, then please leave forever.

>>47355826
He does that every time. Whenever people know it's him he plays wounded deer and pretends there are multiple people agreeing with him and that it's totally not the shitposter guys (did he forget he started whining about wanting her to leave earlier in this argument?) Nobody ever buys it but like clockwork he tries the same tricks.

>>47355742
Black and silver. Black and blue. Silver and blue. Black and red. Blue and green. Black and pink. Pink and blue.

>>47355826
>then >>47355738 and >>47355765.
I'm sorry? Was this supposed to make a point? Was I supposed to see (You)'s? I don't, faggot. Get over yourselves. Not everyone who disagrees with you're stupidity is some fucking boogieman.

>>47355874
>you're stupidity
>you're
Your really bad at this.

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>>47355742
I like this picture, and have been going with it's color scheme.

>>47355874
Those two are reasons you are retarded. Its funny that you do not realize it.

>>47355742
Black base and red, blue, silver, gold, or white secondary colors, depending on how my mood.

>>47355776

DIGGER! WORK ON THE KR JUMP!

>>47355755
>seduce

Where's Space Chris Hanson when you need him?

>>47355836
Maybe because he's not the same person and it's just you jumping at goddamn shadows like a retard?
>He always claims to not be only one person and multiple people share his positions, so I know that whenever he says as much, he's lying, and that there's definitely only one person who disagrees with me.
The fact that you're going to take this as evidence shows you're as cancerous as Bancho.

>>47355742
Lots and lots of black and silver. Combined with white and green highlights, and actual lights. GREEN FIRE!

What are good perks for building a criminal empire? Besides those from Sherlock.

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>>47355742
Mainly Pelgin with Cosmogone specks, with the occasional touch of Viric Circles , Violant Sigils and Apocyan trim, and on rare occasions Irrigo embroidered patterns and melted Gant Candle wax design.
>>47355950
Godfather from the Mob, Villain Perks from Worm, and The Empire Business
from Breaking Bad.

>>47355950
Breaking Bad has some very good ones for that.

>>47355909
I've already dismissed this argument outright, I'm not going to repeat myself. You're wrong, Loyalists are still outside the purview of what should be acceptable for a chaos focused jump.

>>47355950
Look at mob and Anarchy Reigns.

>>47355950
Well, we have Breaking Bad now.
Looks like Kamen Rider's Drop-in line will help.

>>47355972
This anon is Anti-Red.

>>47355972
>Derp I can't think of a reason why so Imma ignore it.

>>47355999
Nice trips, anti-satan.

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>>47355495

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>>47355972
Chaos loyalists are within the purview of the jump. Prove me wrong. Oh, wait. You can't. If you could, you would have instead of "dismissing it outright."

>>47355999
>I can't see the more than valid dismissal already posted earlier in the thread, so I'll dismiss you as having no arguments at all

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>>47355720
His anger allowed him to survive. How else do you explain Darth Vader? He was crispy, his lungs and internal organs were basically charcoal. Yet he survived long enough to be "rescued" by Palpatine.

Maul was same way, but he went insane. He even crafted spider legs out of junk. He snapped back to reality thanks to Anakin & Ashoka.

Then they retconned his origins from being an Zabrak to being a Zabrak-Human Hybrid, same species as Ventress & Night Sisters. Males look like Zabrak and females look like Ventress.

>>47355950
Heist jump has good perks to help support you and Killing bites to help you with building said empire (Take the fucking Darknet, its going to help you build up connections, do some nice trading and generally talk with shady people).

Lastly Splinter cell the drop in and the book in the items section which updates itself (To give you delicious information which you can sell or manipulate political situations with it).

>>47356037
Exactly nobody sees any valid reason to dismiss valid points in the thread. Glad we cleared that up.

>>47356034
>Alpharius trying to infiltrate our thread

>>47355971
I though that one was still WIP, it isn't in the drive.

>>47352785
Light of Terra. All 3 count, right? Insane power potential plus a big ass ship.
>>47354200
Someone's working on Shadow Warrior.

Why can't you fuckers ignore the shit stane? I could do it easy if you would stop filling up the thread by giving him free (YOU)s.

>>47356041
Female hybrids or female zabrak?

>>47355720
Robot butt.

>>47356136
Even you are a free (You). Everything is free (you)s.

It's like complaining about "Elf Slave wat do" threads instead of, in both cases...

Posting something else to talk about that people are actually interested in?

This is why we need new Jumps.

This level of boogiemanning and salt is fucking hilarious.

>>47356137
Ventress & Maul belong to the same species. You know the Witches of Dorthmir the Nightsisters? Their species is a Human-Zabrak hybrid that had help from Sith Magic.

The Sisters live in the swamp, and the Brothers live in the mountains. Sisters all look like Ventress and Brothers all look like Maul. Brothers are treated as breeding stock and for warriors. Not that Nightsisters are pushovers. However every single one of them are Force Sensitive.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dathomirian

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In the interests of giving thread something to actually discuss that isn't salt, I'll post a question about superhero costumes.

Are glowstick-like attachments too much on an electric-themed costume? What about Tesla-coil-type designs? How much is too much?

>>47356123
Huh. You're right, not on the drive yet. Pretty sure it's done through.

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>>47356193
It's the /qst/ witches, from reddit, I tell you!
They're trying to steal JC from us, to sacrifice it to their alien overlords!

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>>47356176
Elf slave wat do jump when?

Record of Lodoss War jump when?

>>47356278
When you finish it.

Alright, let's talk about TOME. Is it valid to just make a bunch of dummy AI characters piloted around by more intelligent AI constructs, pretend to all be a guild, then use them to operate out in the world while hiding in a hole in the ground?

If I hack a chamber into existence 80 ft beneath the ground and away from anything important, with no access route other than maybe teleportation/more hacking, how likely is this to all turn to shit on me?

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>>47356230
Well, as long as you're not a christmas tree or giving people seizures by looking at you (unless that's your thing), it's probably fine.

I'd go with the tesla coils myself, just because those are awesome.

But remember. NO CAPES!

>>47355683
You should probably just quietly stop mentioning a dark crusade jump, then in a few months quietly hand it over to someone who wont twist it into something nowhere near as good as it could be because you feel like you need to make everyone happy throwing bizarre compromises in.

>>47356278
I think there's more than enough chances to acquire elf slaves already in jump chain. Do as you will.

>>47355732
Two, actually.

>>47355683
Plenty of jumps have an antagonist path. The antagonist path for a Chaos jump would be Loyalists. You're not doing anything wrong, you've just become the object of someones hateboner.

Sorry about that, but I am excited for the Chaos jump.

>>47356310
>no capes

Screw you lady my cape has a house in it.

>>47356321
Why not just have her leave instead? Then we won't have to deal with her fucking up any settings at all.

>>47356338
Speaking as the other guy, does that make you Anti-red? If so, fuck you for getting people to boogieman me just by association of sharing a position.

>>47356278
>spoiler
I'd jump it for the amazing sound track alone. Also best dark elf ever.

>>47356363
You're trash. Kill yourself so me and my arguments can look better by comparison

>>47356363
Why keep pretending anyone else shares your opinion? Why stay when you're hated even worse than Bancho?

>>47356230
On tech themed elec heros?
Go for it.

I myself am partial to bad-ass/casual in cape settings, but that's because I don't have a secret identity to deflect attention from. Infamous style.
There's just something about someone in jeans and a red leather jacket headbutting giant aliens that tickles my fancy. The fancy tickling gets a boost when it's contrasted against costumed crusaders.

>>47356415
>you're hated even worse than Bancho?
I don't know if I hate him more than bancho, I hate bancho a whole lot, that's a tough sell.

>>47356363
red's a genuinely good jump maker. They'd easily be one of the best if they would just grow a spine and stop obsessing over trying to keep everyone happy.

>>47356369
Hah, I'm not the anon who has the weird hate boner for Red. Before a couple days ago I virtually never bothered to post, I just lurked, then I picked the fact the chaos jump explicitly has a not-chaos path because chaos is gross and icky and eeew as my hill to die on.

>>47356415
Because as others have proved, I'm not the only one who has that opinion.

She's shit. Simple as that, this retarded move with black crusade only makes it more blatant than her fuckups with Warframe, with Bayonetta, Macross, and the rest of her shit.

>>47356442
Yeah, I get that, but Tera is non-aggressive stupid. He says dumb shit, but he doesn't stir the pot anymore. Reds stalker always causes shit storms.

>>47356442
At least Bancho has moments of sanity and intelligence, where he will make good points, and he does offer suggestions.
This guy is just a prick.

>>47356310
Shut the absolute fuck up womanlet.
Capes are fine if you're not an idiot.
PROTIP: using super strong thread/fibers and not having a breakaway portion makes you an idiot.

>>47356455
>>47356468
See: >>47356347

>>47356468
Hey.
Fuck you.

Ace Combat was GOAT

Did we not learn from last thread you cunts?

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>>47356300
Well if you insist. Let me see, the backgrounds could be Enslaved Elf, Slaver, Pervert Wizard, and we could base Drop-In on being a greasy neckbeard in fantasy land. Anyone have more suggestions?

>>47356468
>others
The voices aren't real people, anon.

>>47356492
There's no need to respond to him. Everyone knows Red makes good jumps, and that he's just an asshole. Why are you even continuing to feed the fucker?

>>47356442
Bancho sucks over all but has some redeeming qualities, that gut sucks all around and has no redeeming qualities.

>>47356501
Orc race option.

>>47356509
Because fuck you I do what I want.

>>47356468
Well, you know what? You're shit. Simple as that, you're bitching and whining about someone who makes imaginary adventures for free. You're asserting "fuckups" and assuming everyone agrees with your opinion when those jumps were approved enough to get onto the drive, and you're just asshurt you'll never be anything but a vocal minority ruining threads out of petty spite.

Justify yourself all you like, everyone blames only you and your possibly nonexistent buttbudies for shitting up the threads and shoving your opinion down our throats.

I'd rather we talk about Worm than this shit.

>>47356476
>Capes are fine if you're not an idiot.
So, capes are fine if you're not a superhero, is what you're saying?

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>>47356230
Maybe have a bunch of tiny Tesla coil studs all over, so electricity is arcing everywhere.
Find a way to make the lightning all different colors, preferable over the whole visible spectrum.

They can call you the RainBolt!

But >>47356310, unless you can mentally control said cape.

>>47356547
How did you get that recording of me, delete this.

>>47356531
I beat Scion with a tooth pick, a lighter, two pinecones, and the MacGyver perk.

>>47356531
So, what's the most humiliating way to kill the Endbringers? I want to make all of Earth Bet's heroes go "what the fuck, why didn't we think of that!?" No, waifuing them doesn't count.

>>47356531
On that subject WormAnon clarified somethings about PtV a few threads ago, people who have taken it might want to look back at it.

>>47356528
You're the exact reason he'll never leave. You people don't listen to us when we tell you what got him to fuck off before.

>>47356559
No.

>>47356565
The Japanese common cold.

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>>47356565
Bully them.

>>47356561
Damn Anon, you didn't have to go that far with the overkill. One pinecone would've been more than sufficient. We want to leave some of the planet intact, remember?

>>47356455
Living Saints. Are made from the Warp. They are pseudo-daemons. The fluff plays with this. They are Chaos.

>>47356582
That post made me sad...

>>47356526
>Not a Ork race option.
Pleb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8TVTRsPqU

>>47356565
By staring contest then turning into a beholder.

>>47356574
Oh well, sucks to be you I guess.

>>47356501
Dark Schneider is how I envision Jumpers.

>>47356565
The fiend race in SMT, you could kill them with an insulting song or a disparaging caricature.

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>>47356605
Forgot picture.

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>>47352785
Overlord light novel version. Gives you a broad base of options to choose from, good~fantastic level of strength/ability, and with Dark Wisdom lets you recreate other spells into your own magic system with time and effort.

>>47354698
Create a prison from which no escape is possible in the form of a couch. No one ever suspects the couch to be the most dangerous object in the room. So far it's slow going but combining various furniture options into one has it slowly taking shape. Very slowly.

Jumpers, tell me about the magical artifacts/works/created spells you're most proud of, use frequently, or those that you've found incredibly useful but not really brought up in thread.

>>47356589
Don't worry, I held it together with some chewing gum. Ran out of gum doing it though, which gave me the power boost to give that toothpick a kick.

>>47356565
Bestow true free will and a 'human' sense of right and wrong in them.

They'll kill themselves out of horror.

>>47356501
This gives me the idea of parody jumps about subjects /tg/ doesn't like. A genocide against furries jump for example.

>>47356652
you might be confusing 'doesn't like' with 'furiously faps to'

>>47356652
That's a subject we like though.

>>47356652
Soooo...Squirrel and Hedgehog? Oh wait, you probably mean Avatar.

>>47356629
Sending hats, made those in large quantities. Turns out sending messages and physical items across long distances is an amazing utility ability.

>>47356667
Well /tg/ probably does fap to the idea of killing furries.

>>47356669
I meant a parody of a furry setting where you kill the furries not a parody of killing furries.

>>47356652
There should also be a normie genocide jump.

>>47356667
>>47356669
Nah, that one guy last thread mentioned that his waifu was some cat girl thing, and the thread called him a catfucker.

>>47356667
>>47356669
Oi, don't go the futa fag route of shoving your fetish down people throats.

>>47356630
Ah, of course I should've thought of that. Carry on then, good sir.

>>47356691
We don't need that, anon. There are plenty of settings full of animal people to genocide if you want.

>>47356699
I was mostly being facetious.

>>47356705
>I was mostly being facetious.
And I was making a cheap sex joke.

>>47356699
Did you do that on purpose? Because it was funny.

>>47356733
I can't stop the puns.
They've taken over my life.