D&D starter kit

Just asking, but exactly how overweight is your sister?

>>47280689
female dwarf

>>47280698
Now, in great detail, describe her beard.

>>47280719
I feel we may have lost focus here.

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>>47280676
Dnd is just playing pretend with rules influencing your choices. The DM tells you where you are and why and you tell her what you want to do. It is alot like a choose your own adventure book, but with many more options. Ex.

DM: "You are in the center of town. A man rushes by you, almost knocking you to the ground. A woman screams as she holds her stomach and falls to the ground. You see a pool of blood appear, but she is still moving. You can hear the man still fairly nearby. What do you do?"

>>47280761
but then why buy stuff? I thought there was like a board or something apparently not.

I'M probablly the one with the most experiance out of us 3 in rpg stuff but this feels kind of embarrassing. also is it possible for of of the 3 of us still be the DM and play the game too?

it's her birthday so I want it to go well I suppose..

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>>47280833
The stuff you buy is the story and character and rules stuff. People have written many stories and ideas for people to enjoy the same way books and games are made.

It is really not too crazy of a thing. Its just a social tabletop game the same way you play a game of monopoly or something. I recommend trying to think of a hero from a game you enjoy and trying to make a character based on that guy to get you more interested.

>>47280897
I would LOVE if you could link me somethings to prepare? like youtube videos?

I'm not really feeling like watching vindisel is going to help

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>>47280921
I dunno man I always feel better after watching Fast & Furious, but suit yourself. I just googled "what is dnd." I'm sure that the this thing is gonna explain it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0coCYi05koo

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>>47280947
Just a heads up as well. I never really find watching others play it entertaining. I can only even enjoy some stories from people from their own games. With the game it is much more interesting when you have a stake in it.

>>47280736
Welcome to /tg/, enjoy your stay

>>47280676
If you can stop her from doing that I'd recommend just googling the rules for Everyone Is John. If you enjoy the experience you can go from there. Also you mentioned that you said you have the most experience with rpgs, which is not true, tabletop rpgs are way different than their computer counterparts.