Monsters That Scare The Piss Out Of You

>>47227785
The False Hydra.

>>47227785
The first time i faced a thief/sorcerer Illithid.

>>47227785
I fear nothing in monster manual, for I am forever DM, but my players all fear the humble Ankheg. Capable of grappling and dragging underground all save for the best grapplers and largest PCs, these giant bugs have been the level 5 to 6 gatekeepers of my campaigns and have made my players very careful around soft/disturbed dirt paths.

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I hate bees, wasps, hornets, anything of that sort. Had a crippling phobia since I was little.

Anytime I encounter any sort of bee-like creature I immediately reach for the wand of fireballs.

Fuck bees.

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>>47227785
Here's some NOPE for ya.

>>47229985
Fuck. That.

>>47227785
I once had a dream about a giant worm which was more like a limbless frog whose mouth was also its stomach and it was full of skeletons that would grab you and pull you in. These skeletons were also in a pool of baked beans for some reason, but hey dreams.

The monster that made me piss my pants was a fellow human. Once you go down a certain path you can't be called human anymore.

>>47234370
>tfw its not the camera that's moving

>>47235112
>baked beans
QUIT CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT!

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>>47235215
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
(jesus christ i will never go outside after dark again, and fuck you ocean!)

>>47235215
Wait... it's not? I'm scared of the ocean now.

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Nothing quite gets me as "unnatural" humans.
Physically unnatural does the trick, but it is even worse when it simply acts unnatural. It gives me such a sense of dread and wrong despite the thing in front of me supposedly being familiar.
Uncanny valley is some shit yo

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>>47234183
BUT SHE JUST WANTS YOUR LOVE!

>>47235315
>Wait... it's not? I'm scared of the ocean now.
It is, you can see it zoom out and pan around, looks like it's an inspection camera for the legs of an Oil Rig.

>>47235374
Lets be real, if they, as humans, had adapted carniverous traits over time, they would also have more hair than that.

Unless they actually wear clothes, and we view them on the rare annual naked hunt.

>>47235476
its an ROV, seven thousand feet deep on the Shell Perdido.

thats what all that shit on the screen means

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>>47235476
bugs scare many, but bug ladies are irresistible.

>>47234370
>Shell Perdido
Well, now we know why it's "perdido" (lost)...

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>>47227785
Skelewheels.

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>>47235720
>tag, you're it!

>>47235720
Kids books were hardcore.

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>>47227785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZnyxtwydE

(Rare case of where noping the fuck out actually works)

I actually noped today.

I had just finished my pizza, and went to the fridge to get the yogurt i had bought for myself.
Closed the fridge, got a spoon, opened the yogurt...
A fucking spoder, on the BACK of the fucking SPOON. Like he was trying to get eaten. Gave me the jiblies.

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Lich, the scary part was that our party's barbarian one shot this wizard who we were already afraid of. He got back up and disintegrated me and the bard (I was mad for a bit but the DM pointed out how much the Wizard went out of his way to give us a chance to leave) he summoned a death knight huge battle was fought. In the end we had to leave and the Lich became the BBEG. Pretty good campaign.

Recently, banshees.
Had a dream the farmhouse I lived on as a kid had one move into the barn. Freaked me the fuck out.

The scream from the drgona dogma banshee gives me chills.

>>47235720
Im so happy we all grew up with this together. Great book.

>>47235837
what is it with liches and exposing thier nasty ass ribcages.

>>47235926
>mandatory 'bone' pun

>>47227785
Is responsibility a monster?

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>>47235112
Now I'm hungry.

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>>47235837
Wow, 5e's lich looks shit.

>>47236011
Fuck that dino.

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>>47234183

>>47235926
can you think of a configuration in which a ribcage for your ass is not "nasty" ?

When I was little I had this imaginary monster which would always fuck me up if I was sleeping alone in an unfamiliar house. It was this tall yellow bipedal goat with completely red eyes and long-ass arms that ended in huge sloth-like claws, and it would hide in the shadows and slowly reach out for me, and its arms would grow to whatever length was necessary for it to be able to reach. Sometimes when I was in a car I imagined it was following me right out of sight, like running or ghosting through the forest and keeping pace no matter what. Don't know why it started or what inspired it.

>>47236362
You'll see him again soon.

>>47236263
Remember kids, these things capture tarantulas, paralyze them with their venom, lay an egg on their back, then the young eats everything except the heart and central nervous system.

Now imagine that, but on a human sized target.

>>47236362
Holy shit, i had a similar kind of thing when i was younger. I always imagined some sort of shadow-me following the car on the side, jumping over cars, climbing through the trees but always keeping pace.

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>>47235759
Edge Chronicles should be mandatory nightmare defence reading.
If a kid can handle them, you know you don't have to worry about them watching something they can't handle

>>47236474
Luckily a human would be able to commit Hari Krishna immediately after the paralysis wore off.

Unless they got tied down, paralyzed fora long time, or the young hatched quickly, of course.
Then you get the full Grey Widow experience.

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>>47227785

These cunts. Grey aliens scare me.

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>>47236474
I'd make it my life's god damn mission to kill as many of those abominations as possible with any means possible.

Including fucking nukes.

>>47236614
Grey Widow?

>>47236763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dZnyxtwydE

>>47236759
You know those things are great for pest control, right?

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>>47229985
My god, I had a campaign about a year ago with one in it. That was some legitimately spooky stuff.

>>47236801
JESUS

>>47236820
You on about the real ones or the ones I thought were were discussing hypothetically which can go for human sized targets?

Because I was on about the later.

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Anything that is the spiritual successor to The Thing.

Especially when based off the one made by John Carpenter. Paranoia, distrust, pure horror and stomach revolutions included.

>>47227785
Skinchangers make me shit my pants without fail. I fucking hate anything that can impersonate people. Way too many spooky /out/ stories and weird camping experiences of my own to put up with it in any sane matter.

>DM runs a Doppleganger encounter on us
>Does it properly, with the switched out PC's player in on it, building up suspense
>I'm the only person at the table fucking sweating bullets
>Everyone else is spooked but having fun
>As soon as even a hint of proof came up regarding the dopple, I murdered it and when we came back to the capital, paid 7 wizards to burn that whole forest down
>group is baffled at why
>DM is also baffled at my reaction

I'll admit, it was a bit of an overreaction from me and actually a bit out of character but I wanted to make sure that kind of encounter never happened again. Christ.

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>>47236719
Same. Bro. I once had a dream exactly while i woke up, saw a little grey at the end of my bed, seeing me, he then rushed to the left and dissappeared... but i had just watched a X files dvd marathon.

>>47236801
that feel when someone posts the same link as you... but gets a response.

>>47236568
I'm certain that the Edge Chronicles were part created to see just how much psychological trauma a child could truly take.

Fuck the twilight forest, fuck glisters, fuck 99% of everything that lives in the deep woods, and especially fuck Wig Wigs

>>47227785
Women.

>>47238596
I read it as a kid and don't remember it being particularly creepy, can you give out more fleshed out exemples? I remember it was great tho.

Fuck this thread reminds me of a recurring nightmare i used to have for over fifteen years.

In what would be regular dreams i had, there would come a point where i, in the dream, realized i was dreaming, or at least that i could affect and control what was happening. Frolicking and happiness and all those dandy things. Until i saw that fucking clown. He'd always be there to ruin my dreams. He'd make people behave in ways i didn't want them to, or make them stop doing anything, slow down my movement to a crawl or make me run on the same spot, always like he had more control over the dream than i did. I distinctly remember that most of the time the nightmares ended with my trying to escape, either to dream of something else or to physically try to run away from him in the dream, but i could never escape.

I say clown, but honestly i can't remember what he looked like well. I knew he wore yellow cloths, or had yellow hair, or something like that - or maybe seeing yellow in the dream triggered me seeing him. I don't know. Though i know i have never managed to accurately remember what a face looked like in a dream, i know he was always grinning.

>>47234370

A very creepy jellyfish?

>>47236490
It's probably some well-researched psychological phenomenon which indicates some deep-seated fear of whatever, but I'm not keen on looking it up.

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>>47236719
>These cunts. Grey aliens scare me.

Fight back, anon. Fight with everything you've got.

>>47236403
I own goats now, so sort of, I guess.

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>>47236011
That raptor.

>>47237398
>I wanted to make sure that kind of encounter never happened again.
Not necessarily the right approach. If you had done that in my game, I would have started running some Shamalamian level doppleganger shit on your ass.

>>47235975
Liches have a tendency to work themselves...to the bone. *In the distance, a rimshot is heard, followed by "FUCK YOU!"*

>>47239061
saved

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>>47238955
The secret ingredient is long tortured souls, see you soon.

>>47239259
>Shamalamian
WTF does this mean, google won't help.

>>47227785
Isn't that just a Skulltula?

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>>47239935

>>47236011
>that song
Yeah, pretty much. Let's add mosquitoes, horse flies, deer flies, chiggers, no-see-ums and deer ticks to that list.

>>47229985
>The False Hydra.

Had to Google it...

...fuck you /tg/.

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>>47236280
When you use it as a xylobone

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>>47240080
Don't forget the dock spiders!

Interesting fact; dock spiders are mostly fireproof.

>>47236568
Dude those books were fucking awesome. It's like gritty fantasy for kids.

>>47240217
I don't mind them anywhere near as much as the omnipresent mosquitoes and black flies. I'm not from north Ontario, but I can see it from my house.

>>47238955
>he wore yellow cloths, or had yellow hair, or something like that - or maybe seeing yellow in the dream triggered me seeing him.

That's Hastur. Don't say his name out loud.

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>>47240244
The good news is that they're mostly mutually exclusive. Dock spiders are more of a central Ontario thing (Muskoka through North Bay, but not anywhere north of Timmins)

They're fiercely territorial, they can swim, they live on the underside of your dock. Just imagine walking along in your sandals in the evening and having one of these bastards charge you.

They eat minnows.

>>47240244
Are blackflies essentially midges? The little tiny fuckers that swarm you in summer, and will kamikaze your eyes if you don't move your head constantly?

>>47239979
But... his name is spelled 'shyamalan' not shamalan

>>47240347
They're basically the same in that regard, black flies are a little bigger, though. Which makes it worse.

>>47240267
But he's so moe

>>47240352
I think you'll find it's Shamalamadingdong.

>>47240294
I'm from up by the Soo. It's nothing but dense-ass evergreen forest that breeds black flies and mosquitoes like crazy.

>>47236011
lol I miss these old songs they used to play on tv.

my brother, sister and I used to sing this song all the time when we were little kids

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>>47240294
Sounds like cool bros, and I'm not even a spider, pic unrelated.

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>>47240432
You probably could tame them into a mighty spider army, provided you have absolutely no fear. Their venom can't harm a person.

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>>47240410
Also, for horrifying monsters...

>>47229985
>>47234980
>>47236822
>>47240137
So. Its that guy from ocariba of time right? Those and the scream from the wood zombies used to make me shit my pants

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>>47240816
>2
mother fucker

>>47240840
Near as I can tell, It's based off of Dead Hand from OoT. The article I found the false hydra in is http://goblinpunch.blogspot.com/2014/09/false-hydra.html

If you read the concept, it's a very well designed piece and very spooky.

>>47240868
I'm tempted not to post Goose Hydra 1, because your imagination is much better at evoking it than any piece of art.

But it is horrifying.

>>47241084
god that art is shit,
they could have blended them together but it just looks like it laid on top of each >>47240933
post it pls

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>>47241129
Yeah that one is kinda shit in terms of blending the critters.

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>>47227785

>>47236235
Much of the art direction of 5e is stupid.

>>47241129
You're not going to like it...

>>47240182
(Screams externally)

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>>47240294
When I was at Ft. Benning (southwest Georgia), they took us out to this spot in the woods and told us to get in the prone and stay there. As I was walking through the line, guys that had taken position already were spaced about 3-5 meters apart. I noticed movement all over the place, but couldnt stop or tell what it was. No one was talking, we had to maintain quiet.

As I got to my spot, my buddy Stubbs was close by. He says

>no fucking way man, I cant do this

and gets up on one knee. As I get down, I figure out whats going on. There were wolf spiders everywhere. Hundreds, probably thousands of them.
Different sizes, just walking and running all over everyone, the ground, out gear. Ive never seen anything like it before or since. Idk how there were so many in one place, but it was so fucked up. At any given moment there were a dozen or so just walking all over you.

I laid down in some bad shit in some bad places during my time as an 11b1p. Benning to Ft. Bragg, Ft. Richardson, and all over Iraq. But that memory of laying in all those spiders sits up there with the worst of them.

runner up: laid in a puddle of ice cold water for about 3 hours one night in iraq. straight up torture but had no choice

Having just watched Song of the Sea, the witch Macha was very unsettling.

she wants only to end your suffering, using her owls to steal your feelings and seal them in a magic, turning you to stone.

>>47236235
I feel like I can't do a lich as a bbeg in a campaign now because order of the stick set the bar way too high. Xyclon managed to be both menacing and hilarious

>>47236235
When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hm?

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People who do this.

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>>47241622

It was just training for going into the desert with these bastards.

>>47241622

This is one reason I'd never go in the military. Anyone who thinks it's reasonable to order someone to lie in a pile of spiders should be burned at the stake, because they clearly aren't human.

>>47236011
Holy fuck blast to the past. My dad used to work there and I watched that short almost every week.

>>47242499
I never got spiders, But I've had to lay in a pile of 30-70 ticks before.
and once with a cotton mouth crawling on me, though nothing builds respect for a company commander than beheading a snake with an ax while its still on you while not hitting you in the process

>>47240217
>>47240294

It's so pretty. Where I live spiders are 3 cm at best... so we dont see spiders like these.

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Anything under the sea, really.

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>>47243648
What the fuck is that?

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>>47243745
The Bed Of Chaos from Dark Souls apparently.

>Body horror cyborgs

>>47243781
>the Russians would
I wish. We'd rather launch space church or something as for know.

>>47243837
>know
now

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>>47243745
Do you really want to know?

>>47243837
>Not wanting an orbital Orthodox Church
Think about how fucking gorgeous it would be.

>>47241850
Just get people into your games who don't read that garbage. I've converted over a dozen of my coworkers from Friday night beer and poker to Friday night liquor and tabletop.

>>47241284
>Feeling sympathy for dogeaters
The only thing Hirohito did wrong was stop.

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>>47243865
Yes.

>>47240907
Well, I'm not going to show anybody that thing. I don't want this thing creeping into any of my buddy's minds, fuck that, hell to the fucking no.

>>47243865

The hell is that thing?

>>47240907

Can you post a paste bin without the images please ;_;

>>47239259
Exactly. A character with an extreme hatred of dopplegangers is basically crying out for all of the dopplegangers.

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>>47236884
jesus fuck.
yeah, don't remind me.

>>47235374
>go to youtube
>research "creepy"

just remembering give me creeps

>>47242075
What in the fuck is that.

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>>47244068
No, you don't.

>>47244239
Do you really want to know?

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>>47236474
>the heart and central nervous system.

why? do they get off of suffering?
shit man, it's like keeping that decaptaded dog head alive, why all this cruelty, what's the purpose?

>>47235495
This picture scarred me as a kid for some reason. I don't know by when there's far creepier images in it but this one was always the worst.

The books have different art now, it's like a piece of me is permenantly lost

>>47244838
If memory serves two camel spiders attached to each other. Still horrifying looking abominations normally.

>>47244859
Regardless of whether I want to know or not, do tell me, for the curiosity has taken hold.

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>>47244871
Keeps the body from rotting, so the larvae have more to feed on. A healthy host is a helpful host.

>>47236884
After play a game where you are a TURBO thing (prototype) it ain't scary no more

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>>47244932
Let me fix that: http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/

Written by the superb Peter Watts, master of getting inside your skull and fucking with the meat.

>>47244924
but the host stops feeling right? it dies long before all the pain, right?

>>47244838
Two camel spiders fucking.

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>>47227785
Normies. They made the system, and the system is made to support chad and woman and Just fuck me up.

You are not ready for real life /tg/.

>>47229985
Thank you. Now on the "random village" encounter table.

>>47235720
everything in this book is nightmarish, even now, twenty-five years later.

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>>47245084
Well, "feeling" and "pain" are fairly difficult terms to define for spiders. Its nerves would feel /something/ moving across them. Pressure detectors would feel /something/ squirm. And, presumably, the spider wouldn't like it very much - evolution probably says "this is bad, do something about it". Of course, by that point, there's usually nothing to do.

So yes, I'd think they suffer. Not intentionally, of course. Not maliciously. Anything like that would be far too complex, far too human.

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>>47236719
but anon they
WE SHOULD KILL THEM ALL ON SIGHT
aren't real

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>>47245162
Nature is evil


>capcha: 420

>>47245159
What book?

>>47244859
SLEIPNER WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE FOREST

>>47239037
A squid.

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>>47245224
Nah, nature is nature. Evil is a very human construction. The robin isn't good, and the viper isn't evil. They just... are.

>>47239958
The fact this is the only instance of Skulltula appearing in this thread is shocking. And yes it is

>>47241622
I don't do bugs. I'm scared to death. There's not a lot that will make me willing to be shot for someone else's cause, but there' fucking nothing that will make me do that. Military clearly was not for me, or your buddy. At least he didn't flip out and try to choke whoever was in charge. Someone once dumped a hissing cockroach pet onto me and that is the only time I ever got into a fight through all of my public school career.

>>47227785
>Nope Spider
I'm pretty sure that's just a Skulltula. Someone call Link.

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You are powerless against one of these

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>>47245301
>The robin isn't good, and the viper isn't evil. They just... are.

>>47245587
Thanks, that's what I need to see when I'm drunk, sleepy, and in bed. I have semi-chronic nightmares starring those things, I guess tonight will be a xenomorph night

I'm listening to This is Halloween and that seems very appropriate for this thread. Thanks, Danny Elfman

>>47245604
Seriously one of the most terrifying things ever right

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>>47245593
Why Ben Garrison?

>>47245666
I don't know, Satan. You tell me.

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>>47245666
Giger was a master of his craft.

>>47235926
When you see a lich do that, it's because it was a lady in life and never updated its wardrobe.

>>47245604
Go look xenomorphs up on Rule34.

Seriously. I'm still scared of spiders but fapping to spider chicks might have possibly lessened that. It definitely didn't make it any worse so it's worth a try.

Yummy yummy drider girls.

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Deep water.

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>>47236719
Here, anon. A gift for you.

>>47244871
>why?
Keeps the meat fresh for as long as possible

>>47243781
>Atom Chaser
>Synchro-Electronic Shaver

Jesus. And we wound up in this shitty future instead?

>>47243906
>He's never had a meal of tender, slow-cooked dog in pepper sauce

Fuck off, ignoramus.

>>47245668
Because Ben "Please Stop Ruining my Life" Garrison has seen the true face of evil.

>>47245731
That's pretty fucking cool.

>>47245819
this, post more

I remember a swiss lore animal. Goes by several names, sonetimes called thunder animal. During pouring rain, thunder and lightning animals can be seen whose back half are devoid of any Meat, being nothing more than a skin sack full of blood and bones, dragging it behind them. They scream in agony while wandering the mountains.

Dunno why but it really gave me the chills.

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>>47245909
What, you mean other than in the mirror?

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>>47246011

>>47245668
he is good for the evil racists, but a monster for the holy minorities(that btw dindu nuffing)

>>47245905
>Eating man's best friend.

There is a special place in hell for people like you.

>>47245235
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. The classic version

>>47246060
That's just old fanart of Ludwig.

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>>47246518
Turned the lights off, read one for me.
Name the main character Pepe.

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The bladeheads from Nikolay Yeliseyev and Mikhail Borulko scare me.

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>>47246607

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>>47246623

>>47246607
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>>47246630
What is this? It looks wonderful.

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>>47246642
Like I said, the works of two different artists. ProxyGreen and NikYeliseyev. I don't think its from anything in particular, just some ideas they had. And goddamn, imagine having to go up against these beings.

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>>47246663

>no the dark decent
>no silent hill
>no the suffering
>no creatures from Fox(channel) scary series
>>47246559
>no story yet

you damn kids

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>>47229985
I need more like this, please supply.

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>>47246725
And I suspect this would be the soundtrack to go with them all.
https://youtu.be/Xh1f-cph4xY

>>47246017
THE PAIN!

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>>47227785
DID SOME BODY SAY SPIDERS?

>>47245899
Unfortunately yes. These days, all he'd get is an implanted weblink thingie so he could shitpost 4chan with his brain.

Prediction is always like that. Star Trek's communicator predicted the cell phone but it didn't predict the Enterprise crashing into a planet since Sulu was playing Angry Birds rather than paying attention to his piloting.

>>47243865
http://kingkong.wikia.com/wiki/Carnictis

>>47234370
... thats the vampire squid i think, compleatly harmless

>>47247152
>Vile Meat-Weasel

That's the name of my penis now.

>>47243745
You could call it a colony of sea worms forming one cosmic horror

>>47244239
you never fished in your life ? It's a ragworm.

>>47247337
>you never fished in your life

Why the hell would i do that?

>>47247337
I was going to try fishing but now you've ruined it for me

>>47236011
Have you ever been unable to fall asleep at night because you keep reflexively slapping your face?

>>47247556
Yes, over 10 years ago when i was a teen.
uhm... why would you ask that?

>>47247585
Fucking blackflies. You get so used to trying to slap them off you that it becomes a reflexive habit that kicks in when you relax.

It's pretty normal to see guys out in the bush just suddenly freak the fuck out about it. Shit is pretty much torture, bugs just constantly bouncing off your face.

>>47247556
>>47247585
>>47247670
Ausfag here, are blackflies the same thing as what we call blowflies? Just harmless, annoying and everpresent or do they have some kind of sting/bite?

>>47247841
huehue hue, hue hue normal flies or thue tiny ones?

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This thread reminds me that we need dobson fly enemies. I found this one while working one day. Apparently the males have massive pincers but the females hurt the most

>>47247187
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfin_squid

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>>47236235
Its writing may have long since gone to shit, but I always liked the Warcraft Lich designs.

>>47235656
>Thank you Jesus, now I dont be alone anymore.png

>>47247948
>the males have massive pincers but the females hurt the most

That's not how it works, do males have -4 str or something?

>>47234370
I actually based a monster of of this.It floated way up in the sky using residue magic energy, and pulled up and ate any one unfortunate enough to get cauht in it's tendrils.

>>47248161
>residue magic energy

so, mana?
pretty fucking sophisticaded saying that, you sure look smart you fucking neckbeard

>>47248108
I'm just relaying what the Internet says. I think it's a leverage thing though. Stubby, strong pincers close to the muscle vs long, skinny ones.

>>47248006
>Suddenly grow massive horns and tusks
It's so stupid, and yet so cool.

>>47245628
Did your mom yell at you for staying up this late?

>>47248511
>and yet so cool.
see>>47248569

>>47248196
"Mana" is a Maori word meaning the power of the human spirit, particularly that extracted from the hearts of your enemies via eating.

Residual Magical energy sounds more like a form of radiation.

Not all settings use mana.

In fact, literally no ttrpg I play uses a mana system.

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>>47248617
>Waahh! Stop liking things!
Fuck off.

>>47249087
Close, it's more like:
>Waahh! Fuck off my board underage!

>>47244838
A perspective trick.

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>>47238955
You dreamed of the king that all kings will serve.

>>47244991
mein neggar

>>47249196
On the subject, which of the Lovecraftian "Gods" is the one who is asleep, and waking it will end the universe or something?
Yog-Sothoth?

>>47249472
azathoth

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>>47249196
Yasss, Beksiński's works are magnificent. I recommend that shit, especially lesser known paintings and drawings. Even his landscapes are creepy as shit.

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>>47229985
I actually just got done running a game with one
died had a great time

>>47235720
an Atropal?

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>>47242895
>being forced to lay in a PILE OF TICKS
>or being forced to lay down with a VENOMOUS SNAKE
what the fuck

>>47236362
>>47236490
>>47238955
>>47239050
Y'all nigga need Beast: the Primordial.

>>47245214
you fucked up th Dr. Who quote, you smeghead.

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>>47243837
>>47243875
Campaign hook received. Wreckage of such a space station, infested with fanatical cyborgs which want to convert you in both senses of the word.

>>47249638
Its not about lying in them specifically, its just they happen to be their when you need to get down,

The snake was shitty though, it slithered up on me I was real worried of dying in a training exercise, but then our CO comes by and used a headless snake to get it strike so its neck would be out and then use my plate carrier as a chopping block. Then added it to his slowly growing collection of headless poisonous snakes on his left shoulder

>>47234183
Bees are good as long as you steer away from the nest.

Wasp are not much of a threat.

Hornets on the other hand are motherfuckers.

I got stung by one in the ass while me and my friend were trying to run away from it.

The sting felt like a needle was fired from a pneumatic gun. I fell over from the shock so was my friend. He was stung in the arm and half his face was swollen for a couple of days, I on the other hand was unable to walk properly, my right buttcheek to the leg down was stiff as a board.

>>47235564
Forget that they would died due to frost. And the all meat diet would have devolved their brain over several generations.

>>47235374
And then the tribe who has tamed horses and hounds hunted them all down. The End.

>>47235656
Puberty would be really weird for that kid.

>>47238955
Dude! Put on a clown costume that looks like the one from your nightmares and fight crimes.

Be the personification of fear. Be the Clown Man!

>>47246680
amnesia had silly monsters
silent hill flips between uncomfortable and goofy
the suffering is mostly okay
the what?
Don't you pull that kid shit you 26 year old.

>>47247841
Looked it up, blackflies are basically vampire bat flies. They bit you for bloods then run off. At least regular flies just eat dead shit.

>>47247337
>you never fished in your life ?
Shove a hook through something nasty and sit around trying to catch something else nasty in order to go through the nasty process of scraping its scales off and eviscerating it, just so you can cook it up and get a meal that tastes nasty? No thanks.

>>47250977
But hey, it's free food.

Also it's convenient excuse to be absent for whole day and bringing no evidence of actually doing what you said you've been doing because "they just wouldn't bite today".

>>47229985
>ohgodwhy.jog

I'm stealing this

>>47235907
God, the one that got me the most was the spider eggs in the face of that girl. Freaked me the fuck out

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>>47227785
How about some spider music?

https://youtu.be/zmQYICF7ExU
https://youtu.be/vC0djHMegmc
https://youtu.be/PiTJU_AX-Ig
https://youtu.be/bvFuUaCe8eY
https://youtu.be/sS6t56U9tBg

>>47250373
>Have you not heard the word of your new Lord?
>*SLAMSLAMSLAM*
>We must free your body of human sin!

>>47249596
Can you tell us more about it? Really digging the concept, and I'd kind of like some ideas for how to use one in my games.

>>47251006
I'm not married or living with my parents, so I don't really need an excuse to do nothing all day. It's pretty much par for the course.

>>47250977
Its a whole lot less messy and effort than raising and butchering a cow. Shit, you get food by sitting and waiting. That's a great deal!

>>47235495
Huh, this picture reminds me of the dog in the latest jojo series.

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>>47240182
>>47241602

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praise tzeentch, the changer of the ways

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>>47242075
I saw one of those clinging to the rear hatch of a Bradley on FOB Kalsu in late 2006.

It wouldnt move and just sat there. Though no one had the nerve to remove it or come within 3 feet of it. The thing was probably 2 feel in diameter including legs.

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>>47227785
Bloat flies from Fallout 4. Seeing the god damn larvae dig in to your flesh... THAT IS NEVER RESOLVED... its just inside you. Forever.

>>47244991
Darn. Remembered reading a translated version of it.

It's written so as if The Thing literally did absolutely nothing wrong.

>>47248014
Look closer. Thousands of little glowie eyed babies.

>>47235564
>>47250813
Also they have no genitals.

>>47239050
The name of the phenomenon is "Children with overactive imaginations getting bored during car trips".

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>>47245777
>Go look xenomorphs up on Rule34.
Gotcha covered!

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Morrowind's sixth house monster gave me a strong body horror vibe

>>47247337
>its another coastfag assumes everyone lives next to the ocean episode.

>>47252547
Go fuck off back to /d/

>>47252581
>implying lakes, ponds, rivers, quarry's, streams, etc. dont exist

If you've really never been fishing in your life that has to be rare. Idk though I guess big cities have lots of people that only do city stuff their whole lives.

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>>47251933
"Wrong" is also a very human concept. I mean, a delicious hamburger would probably seem "wrong" if you could explain it to a cow.

>>47252971
Yeah. It would be extremely hard (aka: IMPOSSIBLE) to find someone who could like being assimilated.

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>>47244158
It's definitely going to be used in one of my future campaigns. I may even have the BBEG's plans be to start growing False Hydras fucking everywhere in an effort to kill everything.

>their faces when

>>47252943
I'm saying those things live in the ocean at least according to the wikipedia page I skimmed

>>47240840
>>47240907
You ignorant fucks, that's a monster from the original Doom.

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>>47253119
Got a source on that? I don't seem to remember any enemy called a false hydra in Doom.

>>47251092
Very well done.

I watched this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZhxGx8DUGY

The first thing I did after is curl up into a ball and cry for the first time since many years.

Then, I included some of these things (mostly mask-related) into my campaigns.

Humans are THE fucking monster. Uncanny valley is THE shit.

>>47254167
Baby.

>>47253289
He's thinking Quake, it's one of the bosses.

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>>47254202
Only thing I can think of that it would be is Vore. I'm not sold on that being the False Hydra.

I'd give the arachnophobes a video that might help them conquer their fear but I'm tired of the idiotic spam filter thinking I'm posting spam.

>>47250813
>meat makes you stupid
Found the vegan.

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Large birds of prey. I j ow it's simple, but when a five ton falcon swoops down and tips your family in half during a picnic you'll be scared.

>>47247841
Blackflies are vicious, merciless bloodsuckers that make mosquitos look like angels of mercy. They love to attack the face, in biting swarms. And they never fucking stop. And their season is nigh.

>>47254505
Where is that image from? It reminds me of a SCP story.

>>47254505
You mean Jews?

>>47249472
Cthulhu, High Priest of Azathoth, who dreams in R'lyeh until the stars are right.

Yog Sothoth is the Way, the Gate, the Key, the First, the Herald.

>>47248196
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>>47254505
Poor dwarfs. The giant birds, the giant carps..

Hypno-gourds, and wiggles from the Xanth novels.

>>47235656
WTF is going on in that pic?

>>47255064
Spider thing about to create another convert.

>>47254730
it is from an scp story

>>47250373
>I buy "what is System Shock 2?" For 100.

>>47256204
What story?

>>47256442
SCP-093

It's a pretty fun one.

>>47256442
SCP-093 I believe, there's a red disk that when used with mirrors allows travel to an alternate dimension where pic related have consumed most of the populace as part of some god entity's will while on the verge of discovering interdimensional travel, it's a damn well written SCP along with the infinite staircase one.

In the event you have just discovered SCP I would advise ignoring literally everything past series 1

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>>47251069
For me, it was the scarecrow on the roof

>>47239325
RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE

>>47252943

Ragworms are one hundred percent a coastal thing (they swim upstream sometimes, but not far and not as a regular thing), and if you *actually* knew anything about fishing, you'd know that. They're a pretty specific kind of bait.

>>47255506
So she is turning the baby into another spider thing?

Why is there a baby on the spider lady.
Also why do the skulls have glowing eyes?

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>>47254450
A vegan diet would regress a brain also. Humanity developed its brain due to a varied diet.

>>47227785
>Humanoids that don't have human emotions
Either when they're just acting on instincts, like human-shaped anglerfish lures or Castaway, seed of Jonah
OR
When they don't care about your pain and treat you like livestock, like alien vivisection or slenderman

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>>47236719

>>47257847
*citation needed

>>47257540
lol snarky faggot. I grew up in michigan, been fishing a million times, and never heard of a ragworm.

>>47258164
http://www.npr.org/2010/08/02/128849908/food-for-thought-meat-based-diet-made-us-smarter
http://www.livescience.com/23671-eating-meat-made-us-human.html
http://www.livescience.com/24875-meat-human-brain.html
https://www.nasw.org/article/eating-meat-drove-evolution-our-big-powerful-brain
http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2008/04/eating-meat-led-to-smaller-stomachs-bigger-brains/

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>>47257847
>>47258164
Protohumans were primarily frugivores. Their teeth are the major clue.

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>>47235374
This reminds me of the Abyss Feeders from Claymore.

They just won't stay down. That's their whole shtick.

>>47257300
FUCK THAT SON OF A BITCH

>>47250526
He used a headless snake to behead another snake.

Sounds like a badass.

>>47251496
Body horror is one of the few things that gets to me.

Imagine being one of those frogs. What the fuck would that feel like?

>>47258505
I would imagine very little of their nervous systems are crossed, so it would be like having parts of your body move uncontrollably with no sensory input. If you've ever had a subdermal shot or localized anesthetic it's probably a similar feeling to that.

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"...come along now Hive Fleets, tasty planets waiting for you..."

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Mouths that can open wide.

>>47259042
>Apparently everything has predators.

>>47258264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8y32oaFQI

Fuck off

>>47251599
>Please remember to stack your foxes in the proper fashion.

>>47257978
Yeah, fuck sociopaths.

>>47263552
sociopaths feel emotion, just not toward other people.