Hungi

>>47204134
Soon someone will leave their human-field unattended for too long and the infestation will permanently upheave mushroom society. They doom themselves with their folly.

>>47204171
But they harvest the head before they can grow bodies.

>>47204134
Do they use them as drugs?

We're playing Engine Heart, so this is the best news we've had all week.

>mushroom race
>is "growing"
>

>>47205498
Farming then.

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>>47204134
If those-a mushrooms think-a that they can-a screw-a around-a with us-a they-a gotta another-a thing-a coming.

>>47204134
So... what kind of humans get you tripping?

>>47205732
The dark ones.

>>47205732
Hippies presumably

Are mushroom people especially common? I've never even mentioned one in passing in my campaigns.

>>47206425
They were kind of popularized by Dark Souls, and they've got a bit of a following. Sort of like kobolds but without as much sexual implications.

>>47206518
>that what /v/ actually believe

>>47204134
Just as long as they don't start growing black people.

>>47206425

they are in the underdark

>>47204134
>The Mushroom race is growing people

Why?

>>47210729

Hunger

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>>47204134
Wait arnt mushroom heads like their genitals.

If the Hungi farm humans, wouldnt they harvest the penis or breast?

And if the harvest the head? Would they make hair spaghetti?

>>47213783
This new knowledge upsets me.

>>47204134

A people-farmer discovers that some people are simply superior to other people, and so begins the campaign to cull all lesser breeds of people in favor of the "Nayra" crop.

His company goes down as one of the titans that shaped farming, his name will forever be remembered as Reltih.

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>>47204134
The Human Liberation Front finds out that the Mushrooms don't fuck around.

>>47213809
Consider what fruits are.

>>47213783
>wouldnt they harvest the penis or breast?
This might surprise you Anon, but breasts aren't genitals. Women have vaginas brah.

>>47213809

Dude literally everything you eat that isn't meat is basically the reproductive parts of an organis.

Veggies? Seeds. Fruit? Seeds.

A euphemism for semen is "Seed" for a reason.

>>47213837
Plant fetuses?

>>47204134
Is that Spock there in the middle?

>>47213856
No, fetuses is like idunno, wheat sprouts? I dunno if people eat that as a specific food.

No, a fruit is an engorged vulva basically.

>>47213873
>No, a fruit is an engorged vulva basically.
I don't know if it's your lack of knowledge regarding plants, human anatomy, or both; but you are very wrong.

>>47204869
Humans can spring up overnight, it's crazy.

>>47206425
Been my favorite race for years.

>>47213853

Hey retard. They're calling you in /reddit/

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>>47213843
>Women have vaginas
They do?

>>47214201
Yeah, back of the knee

>>47213873
>>47213879

This just makes me want to buy a big bag of peaches, but the fruit is more of the womb where the pit or seed is the unborn

>>47213843
>doesnt know breast are still sex characteristic

Anon, so you slept in sex edu class?

>>47214201
I know, right?