BEHOLD!

>>47193254
Does being a faggot even matter if you're fucking sterile? Truly to be Primarchs is to know suffering.

>>47193284
How do you know they're sterile?

The furries are at it again

>>47193418
they aren't the only ones who hate the dork angels, anyone who loves the emperor hates them

>>47193362
I wish they would touch on this subject, even in passing. But I imagine a primarch trying to conceive a child would be like a human trying to mix gene pools with a monkey, not even one of the good ones.

>>47193418
dork angels and their obsession with lions make them just as big as furfags as the space wolfs

>>47193516
Except Dork Angels don't obsess over Lions, they obsess over birds.

>>47193663
birds?

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>>47193672
BIRDIE

>>47193727
i know what a bird is, how are the dark angels obsessed with birds?

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>>47193829
ah, wow can't believe the ravenwing slipped my mind lmao, still, they are obsessed with lions almost as much, dork angels are furfag animal lovers and the bird obsession just further proves my case

Why do the Luna Wolves get a pass for the fur faggotry? They're even worse than the Space Wolves about it

>>47193906
because theyre not around anymore and shed their furfaggotry to become the nigger legion, they traded their fursona for selling crack to the hoes out back and going to jail

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>>47193254
That's neither Fulgrim nor Ferrus manus.

>>47193516
They dont have an obsession with lions though? In fact the only time they use 'lion' in their naming schemes is in reference to Jonson since... Well thats his fucking name

>>47194404
I don't care how gay this sounds, but that is genuinely fucking adorable.

>>47193486
I wonder if anyone has fucked a bonobo for science. Who knows, maybe it's possible.

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>>47194461
You're right, the dark angels definitely don't like lions

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>>47194918
The dark angels are too good to stoop down to the space wolf level and be obsessed with an animal

>>47194461
They do have a few weapons like the Lion's Roar, but honestly they have far too many mixmatched themes for lions to rise to prominance. They're Space Gay Teutonic Knights of the Round Table Jewish Native Americans.

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>>47194931
I for one have no idea why anyone would associate lions with dark angels at all

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>>47194934
I think you mean Templar not Teutonic, teutonic is taken by the best chapter

>>47193284
Don't forget that "sterile" doesn't mean "incapable of having an erection".

So it still matters a big deal if your boner is for dem silent sisters, your battle brothers or for the glory of the Imperium.

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>>47194952
No, the Black Templars are like Templars or Hospitallers. The Dark Angels are Teutonic because of the Ritterbruger helms.

>>47193254
Sanguinius? But where are you fabulous wings?

>>47195018
I never realized that, dangels and temps both have Teutonic inspiration in their designs though

>>47195018
But anon the Hospitallers aren't as savage as Tuetonic knights. In practice DA are the Hospitallers and DT are the Tuetons.

>>47194702
It's yet another reason why Horus deserved to have his soul blown to oblivion.
Not only did he betray his father the master of mankind, not only did he slay a mere mortal for standing in his path, he also broke the best bromance in the Imperium of Man.

And that goes double for Lorgar.

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>>47194940
Primarch wanking

>>47193254
That's not how you spell FAGNUS

>>47194887
Yes.

There was the infamous man/ape hybrid project of the Soviets.

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>>47196796
Fuck off, Russfag

>>47196796
Dog diddler detected. Discard discourse from that direction.

>>47193829
But ravens are the shtick of another legion. Does this confirm Jonson's homo lust for Corax?

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>>47195938
What is that?

>>47197039
Ribs?

>>47197039
Bad art

>>47197039
kek, no wonder they say primarchs aren't human.

>>47197039
Space Marine ribs widen into overlapping plates to better protect internals Anon. It stands to reason the Primarchs would have the same thing.

bamp

>>47196853
>The Ideal proletariat

>>47193254
Magnus: The ‘one’ primarch? I’m sorry, but have you looked at this lineup? We have two dark and broody goths-

Corax: ‘Broody?’

Curze: Yep.

Magnus: -a self-described wolf-

Leman: I guess I’d be more of a bear.

Magnus: -a JRPG villain-

Fulgrim: Male, female, power is what matters.

Horus: Thank you, Flea.

Magnus: -a beautiful and radiant angel-

Sanguinius: D’aww.

Magnus: -the galaxy’s biggest teddybear-

Vulkan: And I’m warm!

Magnus: -a dude with a huge “scythe”-

Mortarion: Cute.

Magnus: -a wannabe Roman statesman-

Guilliman: Fiat verpa.

Magnus: -a man who spends his time off wrapped in a ‘pain glove’ made of black leather-

Dorn: I don’t judge your recreational habits.

Magnus: -a grease monkey with metal hands-

Ferrus: And I’m very good with them.

Magnus: -a terrifying rageoholic-

Angron: Roar.

Magnus: -an aloof and troubled knight-

El’Jonson: One ’Lancelot’ joke.

Magnus: -a passionate, yet repressed holy man-

Lorgar: You are pushing it-

Magnus: -a biker-

Jaghatai: It’s not called the ‘bitch seat’ for nothing.

Magnus: -a cold-shoulder soldier with a heart of nerd-

Perturabo: I don’t ‘cuddle.’

Magnus: -a guy with Greek iconography everywhere who makes his entire Legion look like him-

Alpharius: I have this apple, does anyone want it?

Magnus: -and of course, a pair of Egyptian demigods.

>>47200238
(cont)Horus: It really does come across like we stepped out of some kind of catalog, doesn’t it.

Guilliman: Don’t forget the recurring daddy issues in this bunch.

Ferrus: And the repeated mentions of how “such and such a primarch were bestest best friends forever, except for this and that primarch who were even more closer and more specialer.”

Fulgrim: Not to mention how we all run legions of warrior-brotherhoods composed of men who look up to us as father figures.

Sanguinius: When you think about it, isn’t Corax the only one out of all twenty of us who’s actually been in a successful relationship with a woman?

Magnus: And someone’s asking if one primarch turns out to be gay.

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>>47200248
I bet you thought that'd be funny when you posted it didn't you?

>>47200248
wait, corax had a waifu?

he was my primarchfu ;_;

>>47200303
It was more of a sister thing.

>>47194918
Yes. All fucking fan art is 100% canon.

>>47194952
Successor Chapters plz go LEGIONS are speaking

>>47195018
Damn. That's a great kitbash

>>47193516
Yet another thing the Dark Angels have mastered better than the so-called "specialists" in their field.

The Emperor must have been so disappointed that Space Marines peaked with the First Legion.

>>47196975
Let's be honest here. The only Primarch Lion didn't fuck were the ones he turned down.

>>47202516
How many threads are you currently shitting up with this?

>>47196975
Did they ever even meet? I'd heard he was bros with Jaghatai Khan.