Tell me your most interesting story

what kind of story ?

>>47168548
OK, OP.

>The first man put down his flagon and sighed.
>"You know," he began, "I don't believe in ghosts."
>"Really?" Said the second man.
>And he disappeared.

>>47168796
But who was the flagon?

>>47168822
BUT WHO WAS FLAGGON??!!?

>>47168548
I literally cucked a guy once by going out with his GF, who was a friend before they were a thing.

I felt miserable afterwards

>>47168899
I literally befriended a guy once by going out with his GF, who was miserable before they were a thing.
I felt cucked afterwards

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

>>47168982
There once was a little sausage called Baldrick. He lived happily ever after. The End.

It's semi-autobiographical

>>47168548
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.

>>47169037
>BUT WHO WAS DOOR??!!?

>>47169037
I was gonna say 'So it's a lady' but honestly, still potentially interesting.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

>>47168548
Summon Monster (aurochs, rhino, etc.) + Invisibility in the middle of the road

>>47169054
Nope.
6 year old boy.
have fun relentlessly teaching him about the wonder of The World Before until he begs you to take him on a trip to see the places you've talked about . From there, you can brutally pitch him out at the abandoned Yankees stadium, before gently, delicately helping him come to terms with the losses both of you have endured.

>>47168899

My senior year Spring Break, I hooked up with the same girl two nights in a row. Real hot Asian broad. She would spent the night at my hotel.

Anyway she friend requested me, I accept, she absolutely had a boyfriend. Best part was he was in pictures with her down at Spring Break.

Poor sap was probably passing out drunk while I was banging her brains out.

>>47168899
>>47169393
The word cuck has been around since the middle ages m80

>>47169796
well, cuckold has. Cuck is a pretty modern abbreviation though.