Jumpchain CYOA Thread #827: Something About The Weather Edition

>>47167957
Jumpers!
Tell me about your shoes.

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Progress report!

>If you were on IRC last night, you've probably seen some of the new Drawbacks. If not, you're seeing this so late because I kinda passed out on my keyboard.
>I don't know if I fixed /everything/, but I hope I at least got most of the issues.
>Lexicanum tells me basically nothing about Eagle Pilots besides naming a Phoenix Lord. Doesn't even list specific equipment. Were Crimson Hunters supposed to replace them in a later edition or something?

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>>47168033
They feet.

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>>47168033
I DO NOT REQUIRE SHOES

THAT IS WHAT FLOATING IS FOR

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How fast can you travel, Jumpers?

>>47168033
They are the Seven Leauge shoes from Elona.
>>47168129
Pretty fast, but nothing to write home about given other jumpers.

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>>47168040
>Bonesinger/Worldsinger
>Path of Awakening
>Path of Scholar
>Vanity perk

>>47168040
Looks pretty good. OK for builds?

>>47168033
Sneakers. Theyre good enough and I dont feel to bad when I ruin them during a fight.

>>47168129
If we count teleporting: instantaneous.
If not: Bayonetta fast.

>>47168033
I've been going for Textiles/Polymer Science any time I get open-ended super science stuff, so I just use my super thigh highs instead of actual shoes.

Makes me feel pretty.

>>47168040
Hold up-one small error, Homecoming is cut off for Path of the Outsider?

And so is Dance of Inspiration. That's what I get for speed reading.

>>47168040
Hm... I'm not sure. [LOST TO THE PATH] for Civilian seems pretty weak, since unless you grab two 600 perks, you're not getting anythingout of it, and even then it's only 200cp cheaper.

>>47168362
>>47168381
I didn't finish those yet. Nor am I finished with [LOST TO THE PATH] for Exodites, since I have no clue what that's even going to /be/.

>>47168245
It will be once I fill in the remaining blanks.

>>47168423
Not really sure what to do here. There was an idea to let you grab the [LOST TO THE PATH] of any other Path after buying another perk from it, but then there might be little reason not to go Civilian.

Any ideas?

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>>47168216
>everyone's faces when

>>47168706
Ah, my bad.

Suggestion for Civilian: In fluff, Isha sometimes whispers arcane knowledge of how to cure Nurgle's plagues from time to time right?

Idea 2 for the same was the ability to build your own Webway in future jumps (obviously this will stil take a lot of time/resources) since from what I understand normally it should be impossible to build a webway.

...

...unless that would fit better for Exodite. For which I would suggest some sort of really buff magitech terraforming process/technique to represent how they're able to colonise normally uninhabitable worlds.

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>>47168869
Huh. That could work, actually. Thanks!

>>47169069
Why is that pokemon satan?

>>47169106
because it's pokemon number 666

>>47169106
Giratina was banished to the Distortion World for its "destructive nature" by Arceus.

Unrelatedly it's basically the Pokemon god of antimatter.

>>47169120
No it's not, Pokemon666 is a generic butterfly.

>>47169285
Volcorona.

>>47169399
Wrong. Vivillon.

>>47169436
Huh. Damn you memory, work with me.
Thanks anon.

>>47169483
Happy to help.

>>47168040
Wait, so the lucky inquisitor's failings get pinned on you? By whom? The other Eldar, the Imperium?

>>47169800
Other Eldar, mostly. Now if the Imperium happens to be also present when it all goes down...

It's a hard knock life.

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So what're some tips for a Robot Master who gets tapped as a Jumper to live by during the early years?

>>47169859
Oh. Also, does Lost to the Path mean we can't purchase perks from the other paths at all, or is that just flavor text? And speaking of, what does the Exodite Lost to the Path do? Make you a great warrior like the Warrior capstone? How long would it take to make a Craftworld with the Wraithsong perk? Thanks for the answers, this jump looks really good.

>>47169922
>Robot Master
Unless you're one of Wily's, you are enslaved by the Three Laws of Robotics. You can't kill humans. If you're one of Wily's, you're enslaved to him. Robot Masters are not truly sapient, they're just nearly so, but they're still bound by very advanced programming.

>>47169955
>Lost To The Path

You can take perks from the other Paths, but each option is Path-exclusive. You can't be a Farseer AND an Exarch or a Farseer AND a Solitaire.

>Exodite
It's probably going to end up being the terraforming thing suggested by >>47168869

>Bonesinger

By yourself? I sincerely doubt you'd have enough time even if you extended Civ to its maximum possible amount of time and literally did nothing but Bonesing 24/7.

I mean, it's an entire Craftworld. They took tons of Bonesingers to make in anything resembling a decent timeframe even back when there were /trillions/ of Eldar.

If it feels like I'm taunting you with that, I might be. Partially.

>>47170114
>They took tons of Bonesingers

Well extended civ it'd be a case of choosing Eldars as your race and trying to get them all Bonesinging in an years long training montage.

>>47170170
Teamwork is good for you, aye. It'd certainly give you a better shot, at least.

>>47170170
>trillions of Eldar

You do realise this means more than 1 planet full of Eldar right?

159. Ranma 1/2
Age: 18, Origin: Drop-In
Spring of Drowned Yeti
Perks: Some Kind of Ninja (-50), Amazon Durability (-100), Martial Acrobatics (-100), Medical Genius (-200), Pressure Points and Moxibustion (-400), Copycat Technique (-300)
Items: Collection of Magic Incenses (-25), Jellyfish Swimsuit (-25)
Drawbacks: Hibbiki Family Curse (+200)

Chimmy: Martial Artist, Spring of Drowned Dragon
Falco: Drop-In, Spring of Drowned Duck
Roberta: Amazon Warrior, Spring of Drowned Panda
Ko'el: Innocent Bystander, Spring of Drowned Panda
SoB: Amazon Warrior, Spring of Drowned Panda
Asriel: Innocent Bystander, Springof Drowned Goat
Isaac: Martial Artist, Spring of Drowned Niuhōmanmaorennīchuan
Toby: Innocent Bystander, Spring of Drowned Duck

I wander whither and yon, into and out of the plot as it fits the plot. Not that I know the plot, but the world never exploded so I'm more or less safe. Except for that one time on Mercury where I nearly melted.

But my companions and I played a game during our stay: Water Tag. We got supersoakers full of cold water and had to blast each other with it as publicly as possible. The more people that saw the person you hit, the more points you got, and the most points they lost. Scores couldn't go below 0, which was mine because I couldn't find anyone. Falcomon got first place with 1,128,212. National TV was a huge boon to this game.

>>47170192
Anon, it didn't take literally all Eldar to sing a craftworld into existence.

>>47170192
That said, if someone did figure out a way to fit that many on a single planet so they could make a Craftworld I'd be genuinely impressed.

I may or may not be easily impressed.

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>>47170041
>if you're one of Wily's

>spend Jumps asking self "What Would Wily Do?"

>>47170114
>By yourself?
Goodness no. Amazo tech plus nanomachines(son) + planetary populations + mind control + Wraithsong + Workaholic + Jumper= Craftworld.
I hope.

>>47170192
Breeding programme.

Splice the Eldar with rabbits or something. Do I have to think of everything?

>>47170261
If you go into it knowing what you're getting into and pick a side you're comfortable with working under for ten years, there are honestly worse places to be.

If Bass and Protoman are any indication, you can still get away with some pretty disobedient shit, besides.

Also varies a bit depending on the setting. Megamix seems to have some kind of ongoing debate about the agency allowed to robots, from what I've seen of it.

>>47170386
This is more about "if I come from here, wat do?"

>>47170381
Clearly yes, because that doesn't solve the question of what you do when all those Eldar poop.

>>47170334
Amazo tech for what? It only works for scientific abilities and the Eldar wraithbone construction has a spiritual and psychic component

>>47170381
You say that like rabbits multiply faster than Eldar that who don't have to worry about Slaneesh.

>>47168040
This looks fantastic, thank you.

Can we get some discussion or a ruling on how Bonesinging would work out of universe? It states that it makes things out of the Warp, so does that mean that you're pulling the Warp across universes' or that out of 40k Bonesinging is powered by something else?

I don't know a ton about 40k, so any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

>>47170381
So you want to make another Slaneesh?

>>47170481
Slaanesh was born from tens of thousands of years of hedonism and corruption of all kinds. Just having babies won't do that.

Regarding Castlevania does the Arcana option conform to the DSS system from Circle of the Moon?

>>47170451
Well, as long as you don't take one of the Emprah drawbacks.

Although one wonders where their soul's beacon goes in a setting where there is no Warp. Does the collective spiritual signature of the hypothetically trillions-strong Eldar civ spontaneously form a new realm of spirits?

>>47163594

"So. Don't suppose anyone would like ta round up what jest happened there?"

'Well going by my records, we appeared to be in a supernatural underground cavern-system where... the laws of reality seemed to be 'bent' just a tad.'

"Yer puttin' it far too lightly 'ere, Bastion."

"I don't know, those robed gentlemen seemed quite nice."

"They're bats, Ashie."

"Wait... what?"

"Nevermin', let's jus' keep goin' now."

>Barkley's Shut Up & Jam - Jump 18
Age: 25-years-old
Location: Cesspool X - "... the fuck."
Origin: Drop-In

Perks & Skills:
-It's Time To Slam-Jam (Free) - "... the blazes..."
-Blessing of Clispaeth - "... the hells..."
-Monster Hunter - "... Uuuuuuuh..."
-Zaubermancy - "... I..."
-Gun'sbraster - "I thought ah'd seen everythin' with that Shibusen establishment back a ways."

Drawbacks:
-Al Bhed (+100) - "Apparently I were wrong."

>>47170422
Sell it to Japanese businessmen.

They'll know what to do.

>>47170451
>>47170491
>[muffled Careless Whisper playing in the distance]

>>47168706
Why not convert Civilian into generic perks? Like take the discounted price, make that the official price, and move the perks to general?

Could rename the general perks "Way of the Civlian". Seeing how everyone started out as a civilian at one point in their lives or dabbled in the paths.

That way you don't have to include a lost to the path. Then you could perhaps move the civilian one you have there and move it to the Exodites. It could present itself as "Path of the Exodite".

"Path Of The Exodite - This is not a true path, but a statement and a mind set. A statement that despite the ease of life that your Craftworld cousins experience, you object this and their petty paths. Yet this decision doesn't from the void, but through experience. You have walked their Paths, receiving a discount on any two 400cp Maybe 600cp perks as if you were considered part of that Path. You have lived their life for a time, and reject their trappings but not the life experiences. "

Way I see it, only way an Exodite is off world is because they're young and wish to see how life is different. Physically they should be stronger, but as they're young they would fit into the category of the Craftworld Eldar in terms of strength.
Those with Exodite perks could be ex-Exodites or learned them from ex-Exodites.

>>47170381
Eldar pregnancies are long and difficult process. It's not a quickie behind the shrine and 9 months later you have a baby. It's more like 9 months of constant psychic sex, and physical sex between partners. Then decades long pregnancies, which end in birth of a child that's equivilant to that of a 10 year old intellectually. They're an immortal race and emotionally suppressed, it takes them long time to reproduce because they don't want Jr. to have his/her soul nom'd by Slaanesh.

If you want rabbits, you should see the Dark Eldar. They take embryos and put them into artifical wombs. This ages them to adulthood in a few days, with full cognition. They're then handed a free blade as they're booted out the door. That's how they deal with the dying race trope.

>>47170646
Isn't that statement based on a retarded Imperium researcher making assumptions based on this one starved Eldar corpse he had? He's not framed as a reliable source.

>>47168040
>Salacious Seer
>Impressionable Youth
>Ranger origin
I feel like this could be some sort of story here.

>>47170646
Do you even know what splice means?

I mean I know you're big on regurgitating lore but jesus at least pretend you're actually responding to someone rather than being some mad robot that sees the word rabbits and eldar in a sentence and then has to start talking about how eldar are or aren't similar to rabbits.

>>47170535
Converting Civilian stuff to general perks could work, but I'm not sure how well it'd go over. If everyone's for it, I can do that.

As for Exodites, I could also add a seperate Location roll for them, or have the default be "your Exodite World just got steamrolled by Necrons/Orks/Tyranids and the Craftworlders have a vested interest in not letting you die - so they took you in." Come to think of it, the backstory options you suggested in the last bit don't even conflict with that.

>>47170704
They're already a genetically engineered race. What makes you think making them part rabbit will do anything to make them breed faster? They can breed as fast they like, look Dark Eldar's trueborn. They're ready come out in barely anytime at all. Craftworld Eldar take stuff slowly on purpose so they don't fall into corruption like the Dark Eldar. They have to ensure their child's soul isn't nom'd by Slaanesh and they give birth to a Daemonette.

>>47170786
Not in Civilization they don't.

>>47170704
Manyfist: telling you how you're supposed to have fun since 2014.

>>47170507
(alright, hook me up a replacement for Barkley in that 1d8 and maybe I can find an image for these next few posts.)

>>47170704
He's admitted to being autistic dude.

Just. Just roll with it. This is actually tame behavior.

>>47170851
Crypt of the Necrodancer!

>>47170825
Civilization is different. They have none the shit they have to deal with in 40k. Then yeah, there would be no need to hold back. They would likely go back to pre-fall.

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>47170870
... Oh boy.

1 - Franken Fran
2 - 8-Bit Theatre
3 - Lovecraft
4 - Nechronica
5 - Cho Aniki
6 - Bloodborne
7 - Crypt of the Necrodancer
8 - FFTA

>>47170885
PRAISE THE GOOD BLOOD

>>47170885
Well.
Good luck with that.

>>47170885
It looks like it time to get brain eyes.

>>47170878
They have none the shit they have to deal with in 40k.
Pretty sure Gandhi at least took lessons from a few Exterminatus-loving Inquisitors.

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>>47170885
Fuck fuckity fuck shit fuck god damn it.

... Will Fists of Judgement be of any help here.

>>47170929
Night help you against the Old Ones, but...I'm not sure about everything else.
Man, what is it with you and cosmic horror?

>>47170910
>I declare these beings deserve, what did that fellow in the weird hat and accent call it? Oh yes. Exterminatus.

>>47171078
and now you know why I've been taking as few drawbacks as possible throughout this journey.

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>>47168033
We only wear them when walking the dreamlands.

>>47168129
Fast enough to have always been there.

>>47170929
Uh.

Good question.

I think it depends greatly on whether the Hunter's Dream/Nightmare of Mensis is more the true form of reality unable to be perceived by man OR a pseudo-reality marble naturally exuded by the Great Ones. If it's the former, you might as well pistol whip the things for all the good it'll do you. If it's the latter, you're in luck; just don't accidentally punch the ground you're standing on, the Doll or anything else you remotely care about while you're there.

Some allusions about the Moon Presence creating the Hunter's Dream and the fact that the Old Hunters DLC takes place in a dream within a dream seem to imply the latter is more likely, not to mention the fact that the Great Ones are actively stepping beyond their natural state i.e. being unable to reproduce well to interfere with humanity. In which case on a scale of devils to Fingerkings it'd probably feel like punching heavy, wet mud apart.

What they do is awfully similar to the Rubbery Men's Red Science, after all. Any of them which are wholly dream constructs like Micolash or anything from the Old Hunters DLC probably goes down much faster, something like a Fingerking but bursting into rainwater and fog.

Won't do anything against feral hunters, though.

>>47171156
This is true, but if he takes the extra scenarios that are post-nightmare that probably won't work as well.

>>47171156
>feral hunters

yeah, I didn't figure Gascoigne and co. would be easy to deal with. But I think I'm on a better playing field than they with some of the boosts I've received to be in a good position.

It's the Great Ones I'm worried about, and some of those scenarios are looking rough - and fuck taking Nightmare Mode. Just fuck that entire set of noises.

>>47171268
would be easy to deal with with just the Fists*.

Man my hands are not cooperating today.

Also: I take it I'm not gonna like what I see here thanks to the Spirifer's Eye + Soul Perception.

>>47171268
That sounds about right. Really just having sufficiently powerful firearms that shoot something more substantial than quicksilver is going to be a big advantage

And...nope. For one thing, mostly what you're probably gonna see is even more eyes.

Now that >>47170929 has mentioned them, how do the Fists even work?

>>47171268
While you're here, a little heads up on SE Medusa, since you asked yesterday:her possession remodels her victim's body in her own image. After possessing a little girl, within days/a week she had transformed into a child version of hers. More powerful bodies like her sister Arachne take more time, as even 3 years later she still had her black hair, even if the rest of the body had been Medusafied.

160. Total Drama Jumpchain
Era: Total Drama Island
Origin: Intern
Perks: Physically Fit (-100), Aura Reading (-300)
Import Companions (-800)
Drawbacks: Contract-Bound (+100), The Obsessive Uber-Fan (+100)

Chimmy: Good Looking (-100), Physically Fit (-100), Aura Reading (-300)
Falco: Intimidation Factor (-200), Aura Reading (-300)
Roberta: Good Looking (-100), Host's Favor (-400)
Ko'el: Good Looking (-100), Physically Fit (-100), Personable (-300)
SoB: Intimidation Factor (-200), Big Bucks (-300)
Asriel: Good Looking (-100), Physically Fit (-100), Aura Reading (-300)
Isaac: Physically Fit (-100), Egghead (-400)
Toby: Good Looking (-100), Physically Fit (-100), Personable (-300)

Oh oh oh she's following me. Oh oh oh she's out of her tree~
I may have teased Sierra, often. I may have received my comeuppance for it often. She may have been converted to a basilisk, and I may have been trapped in a snake nest for two weeks, bound by her shed skin, before changing her back. That's just how a friendship may happen sometimes.

Anyway, we improved the show by making it look more dangerous but technically be more survivable. And we all did it in our own way. I populated the woods with terrifying monsters that would occasionally leave corpses laying around. Falco was an enchanting witch that lived in the water and made Faustian pacts with the campers that inevitably made everything worse. Roberta whispered ideas into Chris's ear and kept him off our back. Ko'el would send handle the grunt work so that the challenges would inevitably fall apart in horrible ways. The Choir of Righteous Fury would keep people in line and handled our governing jobs. Asriel was a goat that would lead campers into dangerous situations and trick them into making poor decisions, but also led them to safety. Isaac built robots that would take the place of campers sometimes. And Toby was the "Good Guy" gunning for Chris's job that the producers couldn't fire for some reason.

Just a nice, easy job.

>>47170885
Farewell good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

>>47170535
>"Path Of The Exodite - You have walked their Paths, receiving a discount on any two 400cp

>Pay 400cp to get 400cp worth of discounts
Uh.

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Sherlock build:

The Adler 50
Brilliant 150
More than a Pretty Face
Cruel Genius 250
Elementary My Dear 550
In the Shadow of Giants 850
Like an Open Book 1000
Blinding the Brilliant 1300
Wrapped Around My Finger 1600
The Wardrobe
Impatient 1500
Lack of Stimulation 1300
Most Wanted 1000

Didn't get everything I wanted but I got lots. Took Brilliant, More Than a Pretty Face and Cruel Genius each of which give different sides of the clever/smug bastard coin. Plus for 200 CP I figure that's pretty cheap. Smarter, more cunning and more calculating.

Elementary My Dear gives you ridiculous deduction. Sort of felt like I couldn't go to this setting without taking it.

In the Shadow of Giants is really fun. Deflects fame, making random people seem like ridiculously powerful individuals by association with you while everyone thinks you're just their sidekick. Nice way of not ruining a plot quite so much with your presence or making people widely adored as heroes or feared as villains even when they don't really deserve it.

Like an Open Book just made me think of that show Lie To Me. Not a very good show but y'know, Tim Roth. Still if that's any indicator it's capable of some contrived nonsense.

Blinding the Brilliant was the best I could get with my remaining 300 CP. Plus it is pretty fun to ruin the grand plans of enemy geniuses by being so sexy.

Wrapped Around My Finger is about changing the nature of your relationships with other people which is great and the reason I went Adler.

One of the nice things about this jump is that you tend to be able to think of a lot of specific examples of things you'd do with the perks.

Seems like I spend a lot of my time running away from old timey coppers. Madness sort of reigned in this one. Staying away from the police, impatience and my constant need to do new stuff sort of made me play out a one man version of the fall of the Eldar. Probably best for everyone that I went in relatively early before I can cause too much trouble.

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I am not really familiar with the setting, so can someone who is please give me an idea as to how strong a lv100 warrior will be in the Overlord jump and the sorts of feats they can do? I really like the idea of going full on magic user but I dont really know how crazy the warriors get? Are there any other jumps they are similar in strength and ability to?

>>47171799
That's 400cp paid itself off in savings. Alternatively it could be two 600cp perks. For a saving of 600cp.

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Right. Hook me up with a replacement for Bloodborne on that d8, yer honor.

>>47171337
Fook.

>>47170507
"I dare not even ask what apocalypse that world went through."

"Me neither, father. But this nex' bit... isn' lookin' anywhere better."

>Bloodborne - Jump 19
Age: 36-years-old - "Ooooh this ain' lookin' good."
Location: Central Yharnam - "It's like... Oh God, it's like London af'er that red bastard's rampage."
Origin: Hunter

Hunting Partner - "Ashe, hop int' the holster. Alexander, yer on my back."

Perks:
-Rally (Free) - "What the..."
-Blood Bullets (Free) - "I... have an alternative. Thanks."
-Hunter (Free) - "Gah, what's this... this... growlin' in me head."
-Hunter's Skill (Free) - "Can' be caught easileh. T'is jus' a bad idea."
-Projectile Parry - "Wit' the force of these guns? More than useful."
-The Art of Quickening - "Catch me if ya can."
-Little Things

Equipment:
-Gifts from the Little Ones (Free) - "Uh... Th-thanks?" Obtained Saw Cleaver, Hunter Pistol
-Blacksky Eye (Free) - "Augh, grrrrrgh. M-my head's fit t' burst, what the blazes just happened?!"
-Gatling Gun

Father Alexander:
-Hunter
-Rally (Free), Blood Bullets (Free), Hunter (Free), Steel Yourself (Free), Workshop Artisan, Flamesprayer, Workshop Equipment, Curious Goggles.

>>47171931
Journey to the West

>>47171931
Monsters Inc.

>>47168033
for everyday wear awesome but ultimately terribly impractical like everything else I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcNjnVqKZw4

For serious stuff it's the sport shoes I got in sport jump, which considering they are moops ball shoes are a mix between a soccer shoe and a hiking boot.

>>47171931
>Red bastard
So, did the cowboy try to kill Alucard?

>>47171973
Death by monkey.

>>47172008
Hellsing was Jump 1 for him.

I doubt he had the force to really do it, even with staying human.

>>47171931
Nightmare Before Christmas

Is there anything from a jump that allows me to break continuity, even if there'd normally be disastrous consequences for doing so? Discworld's Parody is probably not powerful enough for what I'm thinking of.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>47171931
odds are blame! Evens schlock mercenary

>>47172093
do you mean destroying the chain of events in the plot of the work you are jumping? Because subverting plots with out of context abilities is kind of what we do

>>47172093
Princess Bride has a perk that lets you figure out the wiggle areas in the plot.

>>47172111
Schlock mercenary isn't finished

Also it's kind of mean for you to try to end his chain this soon.

>>47172181
Paradox Space is a motherfucker that will end my existence if I try to fix the plot.

Rolled 5 (1d8)

>>47171973
>>47171983
>>47172084
Slotted in.

>>47170885

1 - Franken Fran
2 - 8-Bit Theatre
3 - Lovecraft
4 - Nechronica
5 - Cho Aniki
6 - Journey to the West
7 - Crypt of the Necrodancer
8 - FFTA

>>47172272
Ahaha this is going to be good.

>>47172272
FUCK

>>47172272
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

Also, I like your roll system for your native-Jumper. Mind if I used it for mine later?

>>47172245
I haven't read that series in a long time, what exactly about paradox space is dangerous besides being space? Blazblue, Terminator and merlin if memory serves can all protect you from paradox stuff if that's the issue.

What actually happens when you pick up a Horcrux in Harry Potter, and then in a later jump, someone shoots you in the face?

How hard would it be to get Rip Van Winkle to defect in Hellsing? Assuming one didn't side with Millennium.

>>47172324
sorry meant to reply to>>47172259
as for you it looked finished in the version I read, and it like blame both give you the stuff you need to survive there in jump he should be okay as long as he doesn't go looking for trouble with 1000 points of complications like I did.

>>47172348
Fairly since she hates traitors at least from what I got when she murdered those who betrayed their comrades on that Aircraft carrier.

>>47172376
Hmm.. Guess it's time for Plan B then.

>>47172324
The multiverse decides how the "alpha timeline" goes from the very start, and deviating means you've been in a doomed timeline all along. This is kind of shitty when your job is to ruin everything.

>>47172093
>>47172259
You're probably gonna want to get immunity to temporal shenanigans, like Touhou's Lunar Dial, Narnia's Narnian Time.

Then fate immunity, like Terminator, BBC Merlin, Kingdoms of Amalur, and Viking Saga have.

Blazblue might also do stuff, don't know anything about it, but Observer sounded usable when I heard about it in thread.

...and if you're going to the plot, Banner Saga and 80s Action Movie have stuff to kill immortal things.

161. Libriomancer
Origin: Drop-In, Age: 24
Locaiton: Vatican City
Perks: On Humanity and Beyond (-100), Mental Fortress (-200), Sympathetic Magic (-400), Technomage (-200), Bard (-400), Dispellation Resistant (-200)
Drawbacks: Goddamn Sparklers (+200), Sıˇ guıˇ jun duì (+300)

My initial choice in drawbacks were Desire Defined and Silencio, but then I started having flashbacks to sissy life and realized I would rather have ten years of knock-down drag-out brawls with the undead. Just as well, I take a lot of healing schools and most of those have ways to combat the undead built right in.

I'm not sure what's happening in the plot, but I am certain I want to avoid it. However, most of the bad guys are probably plot based in some manner. Wouldn't make sense for them not to be, really. So, my involvement is entirely in weakening the bad guys by drawing their attention, I guess. Otherwise, it's a Wake Up and Kill the Dead sort of adventure. I can't even afford to do anything fun this jump. They attack me in theaters, on the Light of Terra, while trying to seduce Ponce de Leon. You can never convince anyone that getting attacked by ghosts is just kinky foreplay. Vampires, sure, but never ghosts. It's like corporeality is where people draw the line.

Also, I got a kickass new facial tattoo. That no one can see beneath my fur. Why do I even bother?

>>47172300
Dude, go ahead. It's really just another variant of the roll-system some other people use - they roll on the big list, I roll what's suggested / tossed at me.

Also I could lift but these fucks lift more.

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>>47172348
I get it, she's perky she has a great smile and some of the best legs in the jump chain, but a decades-old Nazi/artificial vampire might be a bit much in less your a mid-game charisma spec jumper considering what >>47172376 said.

>>47167957
I have literally worn converse throughout my chain. I'll dress up for special occasions, but daily converse. I do have some extra cushion, however. Fall damage is a bitch, plus converse don't have much support.
>>47170454
Same way psyker powers would work; Jumpchain fiat. Psyker powers come from the psyker channeling warp energy into the materium.

>>47172435
okay is God tier Prince of doom which looks like it would be able to destroy the doom of your doomed timelines considering some of the other ridiculous stuff God tears have pulled, but I'd save that as a last resort as that is going to make you miserable doom does not like being used. also>>47172436

>>47172581
Very unlikely to work. Doom aspect and Doomed timelines do not have that much in common aside from the name.

You're not just calling on death and destruction. The entire timeline is getting erased.

>>47172324
I don't even know why everyone's talking about Homestuck. I was referring to the jumps you tossed at him being very dangerous settings.

>>47172647
they are fated for death, that sounds like it falls under the doom aspect to me.

>>47172687
True. You could perhaps remove the fated to death bit. If you then evacuate them from that particular timeline, they should be able to survive in the Alpha timeline. Still not going to be easy.

But not even a God Tier Prince of Doom is going to break the laws of Paradox Space and prevent an entire alternate reality from unraveling and dying.

>>47172750
but if you do that wouldn't the Alpha timeline be changed rendering it into another doomed timeline?

>>47172819
Not if you were always meant to bring these 'refugees' into the Alpha.

Sometimes Skaia likes to use additional resources.

>>47172833
good point, I'd hate to see what happens to the jumper who goes out of their way to do that though.

Speaking of doom and aspects, while I understand doom is pretty dooming, with the same be true for a Heir of doom? Since they are explicitly protected by their aspect?

>>47172960
Considering the canon Heir of Doom ended up brain-damaged from preventing some terrible event, I'd say pretty dooming. Through to be fair, that session was screwed from the outset. It's possible that a session that would actually be succesful would also have a more succesful Heir of Doom.

I'd guess it's gonna come down to whether or not the Heir can get past the 'receiving Doom' part of their Class to the seemingly more difficult 'becoming Doom' part.

Question to the jumpmaker of Bloodborne, actually - is it kosher if a purchase of the Blacksky Eye makes it actually integrate / replace one of our own eyes? And if kosher, what do you believe would occur?

>>47171931
"Lord above... watch over the lost souls we could not save. Guide those we could to a safer garden than that blood-tainted nightmare. Ease the suffering of those transformed until they are spared - in one form or another. Vindicate they who defied the Healing Church and the College.

And spare the mind of my compatriot, lest his guilt and the beast inside rend him apart."

'I was sequestered in the train - dare I ask what occurred, Alexander?'

"Bastion.

Thank your blessings that your electric mind would not comprehend those elder horrors."

>Cho Aniki - Jump 20
Age: 20-years-old - " 'nd yet it's been two-hun'red moreso..."
Location: Cat Tail Café
Background: Hero - "Ain't much of one if we're bein' honest."

Abilities & Skills:
-Wanderer's Luck (Free)
-Heroic Physique
-Mind Over Matter
-Pixie Dust - "The fuck?"

Items:
-Companion Import (400 CP)
-Replenishing Meats

Drawbacks:
-Big Brothers (+200) - "Huh. A friendly rivalry? Soun's good t' me."

>>47173085
okay now when you say Knight of rage would be the ultimate combat troll? Because my fighting style does focus on trolling my opponent into making mistakes and exporting them when I can't crush them utterly.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>47173090
Father Alexander:
-Hero
-Wanderer's Luck (Free), Mind Over Matter, Bottomless Stomach

Ashelyn:
-Heroine
-Skills (Free), Who Needs Plans?, Heroic Physique

Bastion:
-Hero
-Wanderer's Luck (Free), Ludicrous Speed, Boss Thematic (Industrial), Skills

>>47172272

'ERE WE GO.

1 - Franken Fran
2 - 8-Bit Theatre
3 - Lovecraft
4 - Nechronica
5 - Monster's Inc
6 - Journey to the West
7 - Crypt of the Necrodancer
8 - FFTA

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>>47173216
>Lovecraft

>>47173216
Cthulu ftaghn.

>>47173135
...Pretty much, yeah. The Knight would weaponize and exploit their enemies rage, fear, madness, and such. So trolling your enemies fits perfectly.

They'd also use their own to benefit themselves, of course. Lashing out in anger and fear to great effect for example.

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>>47173216
Mind if I suggest Undertale for a jump soon-
>Lovecraft
NEVER FUCKING MIND, SLICE OF LIFE.

>>47173216
You are not having much luck are you.

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>>47173216
>>47173244
>>47173252
>>47173264
>>47173276
>mfw

>>47173303
Seriously, what is it with you and cosmic horror?! Soul Eater, Bloodborne, Lovecraft, at this rate you're going to clear out the cosmic horror jumps!

>>47173339
I'm barely twenty jumps old blast it.

wot did I do in a past incarnation.

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>>47173376
Deicide, evidently

>>47173261
I'm probably going to go with one of the Canon ones since I actually have good benchmarks for those, I've been trying to be better with benchmarking.
>>47173438
rat bastard had it coming

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>>47173438
Wait, what's going on in that image? Also, think you're going with the wrong YHVH for that.

>>47172342
you fuck around as a ghost i guess, you might want to pair it with a Godzilla/lovecraft healing coma or 40k psyker and pull your way out of the warp with a full body

>>47173090

I'd advise actually doing the implant yourself (though if you wanna integrate it for story purposes that's your prerogative). As for special effects outside of the obvious "willing it to fire in the direction you're looking with it", I could see it possibly granting you greater Insight in-world (not on the level of the perk, not by itself). Since you're actually making it part of your body, I could maybe see the shots being more powerful than normal due to being able to more directly benefit from any innate magical power you're rocking. That's all personal thoughts and theories though since I can't give a solid answer on something like that. Up to you if that's how you wanna work it in story-wise.

Would "No Fate But What We Make" bypass God Tier clock immortality?

>>47173499
Saint of Killers is going to shoot the fuck out of God, is what's happening in that image.

>>47173376
You started a cult for Lady Luck. May I recommend Banner Saga as the new jump?

>>47173499
Nah, it's the right YHVH. He's from a comic called Preacher, and he has all of SMT YHVH's vicious spite and a shedload more insecurity, to the point where he orchestrated all of human suffering in order to prove someone could love him unconditionally.

>>47173490
Hey, no argument here. I'm a shameless lawfag, but this one dug his own grave and never noticed he was lying in it until it was too late.

>>47173506

Ah, shit, just for reference this is me. I forgot to put the name on.

>>47170863
Am autistic, can attest.
Manyfist is relatively tame, other than his /pol/ membership.

>>47173540
Hm. Not sure which you mean, the normal God Tier immortality, or the version Caliborn got from absorbing clock energy.

I'm gonna say no on the normal God Tier immortality, since doesn't work just because they're destined to be unkillable.

Lord English' immortality could potentially be stopped by it, depending on how exactly it works. Not exactly certain about that through. I'd pick up some other perks to help if you want to try that, through that one is a really good base.

>>47173502
Well I didn't expect to be shot in the face. My chain's a lot less perfect-knowledge-of-the-setting than what other people are doing.

I just don't know how Horcruxes actually operate, so, y'know. Polling the audience.

>>47173540
Probably not. No Fate But What We Make lets you ignore fated conditions on yourself that would be required to kill something. Stuff like not being the chosen one, that sort of thing. But God Tier immortality is based on the fate of the person with it. Anything can kill them, so long as they're in a situation where their death would be either heroic or deserved. You'd need to rewrite their fate, make it dramatically appropriate. Perks that let you enforce narrative logic might work.

>>47173825
You're probably spending the rest of the jump as a floaty ghost-thing then, yeah.

Might want to posses some animals/people if you don't have other ways to do stuff then.

>>47173825
Going by Voldemort, you just become a ghost and need other effects to make you physical again.

>>47173869
>>47173878
Gotcha, thanks. That's not terribad. Not pleasant either but better than being trapped in a rotting corpse.

Okay I'm going through the jumps I have saved trying to pick out a new jump to take and I come across this title "Economic Investment Jump v 1.0 final" now I heard it was still in WIP is it or is it not? Because that is not how you describe something in WIP.

>>47174047
[C] is Clover's work. She's finishing it up or something, who knows.

>>47174065
clover is a boy pretty sure senpai

>>47174075
"It's ok. When I'm wearing a skirt, I'm a girl."
~Clover~

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>>47174159
You should use the image.

>>47174226
It wasn't on my phone.
It is now.

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>>47174226
>>47174159
>>47174075
>>47174065
you people are too picky

>>47174319
What is this, a chinese mango for ants?

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>>47174332
sorry about that.
>>47174339
isn't that true for everybody?

>>47171328
To the best of my knowledge they give you glowing fist that rend apart supernatural enemies while also striping you of your own supernatural defenses.

>>47174359
No.

>>47174359
Nope.

>>47174359
Not really.

>>47174410
>>47174403
>>47174392
is it at least true of the people who find males attractive?

>>47174427
Not everyone who likes guys likes girly ones.

>>47174447
B-but that's forbidden love!

>>47174427
>Does everyone who finds males attractive like them to look and dress like females?
Gee I wonder.

>>47174427
I like my women dolphin smooth.
My men should be big, hairy bears.

>>47174507
>My men should be big, hairy bears.

But then how do the girls build up their sexy lady smells and how do the men make you feel empowered by bending over scrawny hairless wimps?

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>>47173557
>>47173506
>I'd advise actually doing the implant yourself

Fair enough. Actually might happen thanks to Lovecraft being my next stop, always the possibility of losing an eye to some kinda beasty there.

And thanks for the input, Nu!

>>47173090
>>47173216

'Well, that was at least fun. AND informative!'

"Those two were actually kind've decent gents, made those ten years bearable."

"... Dun' look out the window- Aaaand the train's a-shakin', fuck. Errybody into the Warehouse car, stat. Alexander, keep an eye on the ForceWall - wouldn' put it past Old Scratch to make it fail."

"... The hell are you seeing out there, Jeremiah? There's nothing."

"You ain't seein' 'em yet, Alexander. But trust me - I can see souls movin' out there.

We're in bad company."

>Lovecraft - Jump 21
Age: 30-years-old
Identity: Drop-In - "Wisest damn decision for this place."
Location: Mountains of China - "Aww hell, they're big'uns out there too."

Skills & Abilities:
-Stoic - "Keepit calm, Bowers, keep it calm."
-Dream Walker - "Aww hell naw, I remember how them Nightmares went."
-Son of Old Man Henderson - "No idea who this guy is, but I'm likin' his... wot's the word- methodology. Tha's it."
-Multitasker

Items and Artifacts
-Lab Assistant (Bastion - Multitasker (Free), The Empty Mind)
-Impossible Dye - "Waaiiit a tick, I didn' check this."

Drawbacks: - "Wait why the hell's this section filled ou-"
-Crawling with Love (+0) - "HELL NAW. HEEEEELL NAW. I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOIN', NO. NO."
-Weirdness Magnet (+100) - "Which one o' ya'll's filled this-... SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!"

>>47174627
This is going to be the weirdest harem anime ever.

Time for popcorn.

Alright, I think this is the last "tell me what jump to go to" question.

Is there anything that makes me unbeatable in a rap battle?

>>47174998
I'm aware of a rapping perks in anarchy reigns and The Mighty Boosh.

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Right. Got a quick burst of motivation, so I'mma just drop this: http://pastebin.com/FbKh9yXV

Changelog:
-Finally finished Locations
-"Cloning Blues" got a small buff if you bought the 'Light of the Orokin' capstone booster; whoever wanted to be like Regor and make manics, you got your wish.
-Completed Syndicate section
-Items are 100% complete
-Added upgrade to Fabrication Table and options for Landing Craft
-Added additional item: Project "Zanuka"

I've technically just got Infested Customization and Warframe Customization to handle as far as mechanics go... Story is just lore, and Drawbacks will be easy for me. Ending is whatever. The two Customization Sections may take a bit of time... due to me trying to take some tips from my old tables from Resident Evil, Bayonetta, God of War and Macross.

I'm sure you all will be quite thankful for all the choices I have given you, and will continue to give to you.

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>>47175085
IT BEGINS

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>>47175198

what is the worse thing that you did in your whole adventure? mine was having three kids in each jump and leaving them with the powers i got from the jump but with no instruction on how to use them.

>>47175272
Everything I do is Good, because only I as a god am fit to decide Good from Evil.

>>47175297
>he thinks might makes right

>>47175085
>no Pluto location

I see even the Warframe dev team subscribes to the idea that Pluto's not a planet.

Heathens.

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A reminder that if you never stole a baneblade in a 40k jump something is wrong with you.

>>47175365
There's a shitton of planets, and Pluto's among them. I just didn't want to choke up the Locations section
>says the person who gave the jump a 50,000 calorie shot

>>47175272
Unleashed Oni Tag on an unsuspecting populace.

>>47175297
>>47173438 detected

>>47175383
Don't worry anon, you can just get one in Command and Conquer if you miss out in 40k.

>>47175305
There is nothing except the power which you pretend to seek: power to grind and power to digest, power to seek and power to find, power to await and power to claim, all power and pitiless springing from the nape of your neck.
Love is a trick played on us from the forces of evolution. Pleasure is the bait laid down by the same. There is only power. Power is of the individual mind, but the mind's power is not enough. Power of the body decides everything in the end, and only Might is Right.

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>47175386
Okay, got it. As someone who hasn't played the game this is basically my first 'reveal' to it, as it were?

And fuckin' hell does the jump look huge.
>>47174627

and rollin, with >>47173264 slotted in for after this next one.

1 - Franken Fran
2 - 8-Bit Theatre
3 - Nightmare Before Christmas
4 - Nechronica
5 - Monster's Inc
6 - Journey to the West
7 - Crypt of the Necrodancer
8 - FFTA

>>47174821
Lies.

No harems here. None. Non. Nyet.

Not an ice cube's chance in hell.

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>>47175454
A reminder!

>>47175448
Go away Ayn Rand, the grownups are talking

>>47175383
>stole

I prefer the term "liberated".
I can get for more out of a Baneblade and treat it far better than the Mechanicus ever could.

>>47175383
Blood Raven detected.

>>47175470
It's T.H. White, actually.

>>47175520
It's edgier than Shadow the Hedgehog's bismuth-encrusted hair is what it is.

>>47175085
A question about Mindful Transference: is there any reaction delay between your thought and the Warframe's action?

Would this also mean that, as a Tenno, you could 'wake up' in the moon while still controlling your Warframe outside of the moon? Or is it plot rails until the Warframe gets to our pod?

>>47174319
Tera, if the only thing you've got is that small, its best to not even whip it out. Yes, that too.

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>>47168040
>the blanket
m-muh feels

>>47175383
>stares at pic
Well, that explains why the Baneblade is popular, it's apparently the only tank of the line in the Imperium with a long gun that has full traverse.

>>47175718
I don't get it.

>>47175730
Baneblade is the ONLY tank that actually was suppose to be a tank. Everything else is farm equipment remade into tanks.

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>>47175755
Oh, no reason.

>>47175600
There doesn't seem to be a delay at all. I'm still trying to decide that last part, though.

>>47175755
Read the description, then check out the drawback section. Also, this >>47175794.

>>47175794
>>47175820
That's adorable, and sad. Neat reference for the jump.

>>47175794
Anyone have the "sequel", where it's the response from the Emperor in the form of a package with a blanket and soulstone accompanied by a "sorry it took so long to get this to you" note?

>>47175760
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war... and farming.

Warhammer Animal Farm crossover jump when?

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>>47175919

>>47175951
Thanks. Gotta love the waff.

>>47175951
Time to brush my teeth.

If you take acolyte from the 40k Imperium jump as a space marine would that make you a member of deathwatch?

>>47175951
Even in the grim darkness of the far future, there are still heroes left in Man.

>>47175810
Alright, all good.

... Is there any way to become an Infested Tenno? Just curious, nothing more. Honest.

What exactly are 'Forma'?

When it comes to the perk 'What's Yours Is Mine,' is it two technologies and ONLY two? Or is it like other perks like Temple of Thought and CC in that one can add others, but takes a lot longer each time (stacking exponentially)?

>>47176056
Most likely, don't you get to chose your chapter though?

>>47176056
Yes, or a grey knight.

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>>47168129
by myself, I can fall sideways at terminal velocity. except for Apparition, which is I think fairly instantaneous.

>>47168033
I go around barefoot if I can, but some things just require some kind of shoe, like restaurants and public toilets, so I keep a pair of cheap wal-mart sandals in my Steve's Inventory, right next to my Towel.

>>47167957
Also, a Build!

Jump 76: Lovecraft
>Starting Location
Severn Valley, 1965
>Identity
Alias: Jane Doe
Age: 30 (819)
Sex: Female
Drop-In
>Skills and Abilities
Purple Prose--able to speak in Lovecraft's stlye
Multitasker--split attention a dozen different ways without trouble
Super Sleuthing--major buff to deduction and observation, free deerstalker and pipe
>Items and Artefacts
Necronomicon--the Necronomicon, in English, Arabic, and Greek, but won't corrupt user

So I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm fairly certain that's a very Bad Idea in this universe. Mostly I did this for the Multitasking perk. Probably going to go around as a consulting detective that specializes in cases that are labeled as supernatural.

>>47168040
Is the Black Library an acceptable free choice of craftworld?

>>47176739
That's not a Craftworld.

>>47176748
Yeah it is. It's just tucked in the webway.
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Library

>>47175794
I wonder would an Eldar be able to relax if they are in another universe away from She who thirsts?

>>47176739
>>47176748
>>47176865
Can we maybe not torture Wakfu today?

>>47176901
They could theoretically, but it takes a long time to wind down after being raised that way.

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>>47176065
>>47175970
>>47175994
>>47175951

>Implying it's not infested with the space elf equivalent of small pox.

That's an ultra marine insignia, and I'm fairly certain the Codex has some very specific words about young Xenos

>>47168129
On foot I canrun roughly Mach 40, wothout including any other skills other than speedster. However if you include my Eight Gates and my other limiter removal perks, probably more towards Mach 80+. And if you count a Godzilla sized being scaled from my base human form speed of Mach 80, I dont even wanna try and estimate the speed.

>>47165763
RAW, you can fanwank unlimited strength that rapidly breaks the game (and jumpchain, as within ten years - never mind ten jumps - you'd be able to gib the Hulk with your pinky and your sneezes would cause TPKs). Combine with Illumian and the stat-swap sigil for even more brokenness.

RAI, the Cancer Mage is supposed to be a carrier that only suffers cosmetic effects from diseases, and should not get the strength bonus from Festering Anger (nor the natural armor bonus from Vile Rigidity). Whoever did the QA for the Book Of Vile Darkness was either sleeping on the job or in on a prank to troll DMs, and this is why Rule Zero is a thing.

>>47177141
You know, you need some serious heat shielding above Mach 15. I hope you're fire resistant.

>>47177156
If he's using the Eight Gates, his Chakra already covers him not (immediately) being torn apart at its speed.

>>47177156
Oh yeah, totally. Speedster physiology should make me safe to speeds thought in general thanks to speedforce. But I also have the physiology that allows me to survive 1300 celsius, and I can even scale up my body to that temperature as well.

>>47177156
Speedforce. Assuming he went with Arrowverse, you become a living conduit at end the jump for Speedforce. Allows you to do run fast, without killing yourself or flying off into space.

>>47177107

But look at him, he probably has unnatural fel times a hundred.

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>>47176159
...if you purchase an Infested Strain and a Warframe, whether through CP purchase or by being one while getting the other, I'm gonna say you technically CAN become one. I'm not restricting it this time around.

'Forma' are literally modification tools. They're like little shapeshifting blocks, and they're used to alter the polarity/alignment of a modification slot. But the original version resets your gear to a 'base' level each time and you have to level up your gear all over again. Purchasing it is a far better upgrade.

For 'What's Yours Is Mine', it's the latter. You can start mixing others into it, but it takes longer each time you do it. It's not a 'ONLY two' gig.

Hopefully this helps.

>>47177387
Wanted to ask, is Arrowverse Speedforce compatible with main DC Speedforce?

>>47177107
What is the Imperium's stance on Xeno children? Purge?

>>47168129
I actually don't know, considering that at my very base I took all the physical ability perks from Devil May Cry and I have Gourmet Cells. Then I have the Drop In physiology from Overlord with Level 100.

Hmm, add to that other various enhancements like 50% Life Fiber Barrier Jacket and Accelerated Charge from my Device, Chi/Chakra Enhancements, and spell buffs.

Honestly, I'm definitely one of the slower Jumpers right now, and if it wasn't for the fact that I bullshit with Quicksilver Style and Bayonetta's Magic Works I'd be long left in the dust.

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>>47177426
Probably
They're just gonna grow up to be enemies of the empire anyway. Best get it over with earlier.

>>47177107
>>47177489
One small problem, Cegorach delivered it. Doubt he would give an Eldar child a blanket with small pox or the equivalent.

>>47177425
Like would you be able to access the DC's Speedforce while in the jump? You would have to ask Cool Cats Don't Trip It's his jump. However I'd say yes, a lot the stuff they do in the series has been a staple for what DC comics do. Just a bit (ok a lot) slower, due to it being CW and limited budget.

>>47177527
If he could get a laugh out of it, sure.

>>47177426
Suffer not the Xeno to live. Except the times it's beneficial to let them live. However they'll be purged later, rather than sooner.

Are there any jumps that would let you visit WW1?

>>47177527
Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Unless its that something he handled contained a virulent disease.

>>47177489
>>47177552
I don't know. I just can't picture some Space Marines coming on a nursery of Eldar children and just shooting them.

>>47177614
Bet you the Marines Malevolent would.

Whereas the Lamenters would spare them before being dicked over by plot while still maintaining the belief that what they did was right.

>>47176159
Conjoined Conjures can work on more than two? I guess that plan will work now.

>>47177614
They'll mow down human orphans if need be.

>>47177614
SOP is to lock the doors and take a Melta to the building.

I'm not super familiar with 40k so forgive me if I sound like a dumbass.

Would it be possible to take someone's soul out of the Warp without destroying it or the connection to the person it belongs to?

If so, could you then stuff it in some sort of secure container, to prevent daemons and Chaos Gods from fucking with it?

All while keeping the connection between soul and person intact?

>>47177799
It's possible for a soul to exist outside of the Warp, but I don't believe you can do that to a living person without killing them.

>>47177799
I am not very well versed in 40k as well but from what I've read.
Soul stones perhaps but those mainly work for eldar and those can be corrupted if they are lost in the warp I believe.
For taking souls back I have no clue daemons/chaos warlords can bring back souls but they would most likely be tainted and warped.

Given that there are a lot of options to become psychically active among the Jump, is there any sort of perks that help hide your presence without reducing your power? Barring toggling it off of course. Just don't want to get dogpiled by all sorts of demons and gods who want a piece, and don't want to spend all my time getting them off my back.

>>47177530
Alright, thanks.

>>47177889
Power of dominance from castlevania prevents you being possessed.
Blank (40k imperium), and one perk from the first LoT, among others, prevent your head from exploding and turning into a portal to get essentially skullfucked by slaaneshi demons, or enslavers or something

Actually, this begs a question, would it be safer to Jump into WH40K with The Force and then teach Humanity how to use it? Considering that it doesn't use the Warp.

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Anyone have progress report on latest build for Enter the Gungeon?

>>47178087
Nope. All of humanity is simultaneously evolving into a Psyker race. More and more, people will spontaneously be born with above average power ratings. That doesn't stop with you teaching people The Force. And beyond that, they need the Warp to travel, and no matter what, human souls will always live in the Warp and people will always seek power from the gods.

>>47178114
If we add FTL Engines that don't need to enter the Warp to that?

>>47178144
That only solves one of the additional problems I noted.

>>47178114
>>47178154
Hmm, I suppose standardized training in willpower would need to be...

What about Haki? Considering that it's weaponized Force of Will?

Sorry for the silly questions, it's just I'm trying to figure out my strategy in WH40K aside from "The coming of the Omnissiah."

>>47178207
When are you going to realize that nothing you teach people is going to stop an uncontrolled species-wide evolution?

>>47178224
Aside from laying the ground works to better control over the results of their evolution?

Honestly you're better off fixin the Golden Throne & fix the Webway portal. Then make your own STC allowing the idiots at AdMech to understand it.

>>47178241
Not that anon, but I don't really get how you're getting "fixes the problem" from "give them more psychic/spiritual powers". You're doing nothing to actually solve these problems.

At best you're providing further layers to the indoctrination that already exist, which is not actually dependent on additional powers. You don't need to hand them powers to give them more focus. You're not actually giving them any kind of barrier.
But what's far more likely is you're just giving additional firepower to the people who do fall, so when they do inevitably fuck up and go full chaos or explode in a psyker storm, they're gonna take a lot more shit down with them.

What part of "the things you are doing and the things you are trying to fix are unrelated" do you not get exactly?

>>47178278
Like I said, "Coming of the Omnissiah"

>>47178409
Alright, fine, I'll figure out something else.

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DIGGER!

After finally slaying the dreaded beast called Final Exams, I saw your WIP for the Neo-Heisei Kamen Rider jump!

http://pastebin.com/NTZNync2

I like it!

>>47178087

>would it be safer to Jump into WH40K with The Force and then teach Humanity how to use it?

Probably not.

Chances are if The Force did end up in WH40K most users would probably end up falling to the dark side, and I'm not sure how to get 'a ton of sith' and 'safer' to fit in the same sentence without stuff like 'is not' as well.

>>47177889
Suppression Cloak from Bleach jump might be adaptable?

>>47178278
You know, I've never seen someone say that they tried to heal the Emperor.

Like, there are healing and resurrection spells by the dozen out there, the medical tech of about a thousand different settings, and nanomachines, son.

>>47178559
That's probably due to the sheer difficulty of getting INTO the Throne Room and the necessity of the Astronomican and the Golden Throne.

Of course, cast enough D&D Miracles or Wishes and you MIGHT get it... or might make everything worse.

Do we have any word on the Lyrical Nanoha update?

>>47178559
It's difficult, because the Emperor's soul is shattered throughout the warp. It'd be like finding individual, specific pieces of dust in a field, then doing that enough times to fill a beach ball.

Then, there's the consequence of the emperor not being in*ish the warp. Humanity would become unable to use warp travel, because navigators wouldn't be guided, for example.

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>Let's Start the Earning
>mfw

>>47178661
What

>>47178617
Not happening.

You can thank a few assholes in the IRC deciding that bullying the jumpmaker over their chain's direction was fun which they themselves admitted was absurd several times until they finally left. There's been no word from them since.

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>>47178677
When was this?

>>47178677
Put your name on or get out. Otherwise for all we know your just starting shit against the IRC. I bet you don't even know the name of the guy making Nanoha.

>>47178472
Ooh, that is good. I want pretty much every Drop-In perk there.

Trying to figure out how you'd fulfill the special scenario in Touhou. Just left mine open-ended.

>>47178559
I'm pretty sure I said that - I spent nearly all of my time in the 40k jump disseminating various STCs to improve lives and building up credibility so that I might get close enough to the Emperor to heal him. It did not hurt that I did have the (at-that-point unaltered) Light of Terra under my command as well, but I played that as the reason I had located so many STCs (which were for minor, but notable, improvements to many crucial things).

One thing I did make sure to do was provide an STC for an effective FTL travel method that did not involve the Warp. Turns out that (according to the dice) Star Trek warp travel creates a realspace bubble in the Warp, since subspace doesn't exist there. Which makes sense. It also means that the warp drive is itself generating a gellar field, but of course this ALSO means that it heavily restricts ship designs; it's only useful for lightly armed couriers and merchant ships, but it is daemon-proof interplanetary and interstellar travel while simultaneously explaining why it wasn't widespread, since it seems to have a size (and durability) limit. (Also, for the record, transwarp conduits are a bad, bad, BAAAD idea. You know the Eye of Terror? These kind of turn into the Pimple of Terror. Tiny, and mercifully you can shut them off, but they end up being a direct portal to the Warp. Oops.)

As far as the Emperor... well. I had an ace in the hole; when I went to Percy Jackson as a demigod, I chose to be a son of the Emperor rather than one of the local gods, which gave me a leg up in many ways. The dice said I succeeded, and succeeded very well - rolled a 99 out of 100 when it came to healing him.

I leave the aftereffects of such a decision as an exercise to the individual reader.

>>47178677
What was this direction? How'd they bully him?

>>47178719
Too late for damage control, I wanna hear this.

>>47178589
I fail to see how Emps' would be unable to maintain the Astronomican, since he was doing so before he got permanently imprisoned on the Throne.

Also, if people can sneak into the throne room to repair it, then why shouldn't they be able to heal the Emperor while their at it?

>>47178656
True, but then, there are a ton of perks that allow your supernatural powers to be converted into technology, so shouldn't you be able to send out remote drones to gather the bits of his soul?

>>47178742
Huh. Neat.

See the bit above this.

>>47178719
Their IRC name was AncillaAnon, they posted as Anonymous in thread.

They were consistently given shit by one IRC-specific poster named Allen and Manyfist, although a few others joined in on occasion.

>>47178703
Last week on the 2nd.

>>47178719
Yet another example of namedfag elitism.
People should only put their names or trips on when they're discussing their jumps.

>>47178778
When was this? I haven't been on the IRC for a month or two now, but I remember AncillaAnon posting all the time. What did I miss?

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>it's an "anon brings IRC drama to thread" thread

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>>47178665
It's a Reference to the realest Rider

>>47178778
Well, how did they bully him?

>>47178780

Are you sure that wasn't one of those 'use a name so we can filter you' posts?

>>47178778
And your IRC name?

>>47178791
Funny how every time it happens, the anon bringing the drama doesn't have their name on.

>>47178791
Hey, we deserve to know if they're losing us jumpmakers, you know.

Honestly, when was the last time you heard the thread running off a jumpmaker? Seems the IRC is being more of an enemy of OC lately.

>>47178818
>And your IRC name?
You just want him to tell you so he can get banned for you people being assholes. We have a right to know what you did.

>>47178768
As I said... an exercise best left to the reader. Just because the Emperor's body is whole doesn't mean that he HAS to change what he's doing if he doesn't wish. It just means that the Throne is in proper working order (because I abused technopathy to make sure I knew what I was doing) and he's got an intact and fully functional body if he needs to get up and do anything.

>>47178794
Date was pretty based, yeah. Shame they replaced him with Goto. I mean, Goto was okay, but Date was better. Hiroaki Iwanagi is great at the "cool older henshin hero" role. He was my favorite part of Rescue Force. The episode where he simultaneously dated all the female members of the team because R-1 and R-2 were too busy homoerotically practicing their combination poses to pay attention to their flirting was hilarious.

>>47178820
You do realise the thread and the IRC aren't separate communities right? Most of the people in the IRC are people in the thread and a good deal of people in the thread are in the IRC. Yes there are people that don't go to the IRC, but so are there people that don't go to the thread. One side being bad reflects poorly on the other side.

>>47178829
Or so he can prove he isn't just starting shit with the IRC for the sake of it and that he's a credible source of evidence instead of some rando looking for a fight.

>>47178864
>you do realise the thread and the IRC aren't separate communities right?
Then why do you have a problem with him telling us when you chased off a jumpmaker? If we're not separate communities, then this 'information leak' shouldn't be so upsetting to you.

>>47178767
>direction
Along the lines of "psycho-lesbian Dov-dictator." Started off as a source of laughs until a few started taking it too seriously. e.g. Manyfist at one point campaigning to a mod to get them kicked and bitching about them.

>>47178740
Would taking Incidental and making your incident involve creating a massive threat to Gensokyo and requiring humans and youkai to ally on a large scale before subtly throwing the fight work? I have the feeling it'd do exactly jack shit in the long run.

>>47178864
>but so are there people that don't go to the thread
disgusting.

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Can we /not/ do this today?

It never ends well and it never produces anything even remotely constructive. If we could please talk about almost /anything/ else we might get more done.

>>47178889
Dov-dictator? Not sure what you mean. As far as psycho-lesbian, Manyfist is one to fucking talk. Remember his harem of polyamorous daughter-wives who went around picking up mortal lovers? Remember his creepy posts about fucking half-Xenomorph clones of Red and Konata? Remember all the edgy murder shit he STILL does? He's one to talk about ANYONE being violent or oversexed.

>>47178881
Except it isn't upsetting, that's just you projecting. What I want is for him to give some evidence that he is trustworthy and reliable. Hence why I said for him to post with his IRC name. Otherwise there is zero reason to believe him and, considering the fact that there have been people who tried to start shit in the past with the IRC for the sake of it, there are reasons to not believe him.

> namefags bully a namefag who gets butthurt and leaves
Wow, it's almost like all namefags are fucking cancer.

>>47178923
Dov as in the dragons in Skyrim.

>>47178919
No. If someone drove off a jumpmaker, it's in our right to know. Why are you trying to censor this?

>>47178930
>It isn't upsetting!
You sure are going out of your way to whine until he gets banned and whining about how we don't deserve to know, huh?

>>47178941
>Someone bitching at a guy for being a lesbian dragon
>When fucking Spyro exists
What the hell. Fuck you, Manyfist you hypocrite.

>>47178889
But isn't that what happens in thread everytime someone brings up something lewd? You guys are being pretty hypocritical for shitting all over them for acting like this.

>>47178768
That's one of the things I like most about Glorious Repairs from the God Of War jump; you don't have to know how things work, just toggle that aura on and sit back and relax while the Throne Room repairs itself. Sure, it's large and complex so it's going to take a while, but there's more than a few perks in jumpchain that let people ignore you if you're not (obviously) doing anything.

>>47178948
Not if people don't go into too much detail, no.

>>47178946
Good job ignoring the rest of my post to continue bitching. Great arguing skills there, really convincing me of your point.

>>47178965
You keep ignoring the obvious fact that you and I both know, that him revealing his name will get him banned. You obviously want this to happen.

Okay. Guy?

Guy stirring up shit even if he means well?

You aren't helping.

Yes, shit happened. Shit happened that went BAD, and people are being people - getting antsy, getting pissy, getting shitty with each other, because it seems a mountain of problems have been arising all at fukken once.

You aren't helping - at all. You're just making the bad feelings propagate, you're making the jump-maker in question feel shittier when I've been TRYING to convince them to come back via Skype, and worst of all - you're increasing a divide that doesn't need to be there.

You have good intentions, I'll give you that much. But your conduct is just going to make things worse.

>>47178975
I'm not sure you know how IRC works.

>>47178986
>You have good intentions

Giving the lurker too much credit.

>>47178946
This isn't even about a jumpmaker being lost anymore. It's the same old "le IRC is cancer, kill them all" salt-shaker that left nearly half of the first 150 threads in an extended quagmire all over again and nearly killed /jc/ in its cradle.

As someone who was there for that I would rather not go through it a second time.

This is why I would rather we talk about basically anything else.

Wow, it's almost like all namefags are fucking cancer.

>>47178988
Do you? Someone can easily be banned from there.

>>47178986
No, he is fucking helping. I'm sick to death of you people coming in and whining that shit that happened in IRC that drove off a jumpmaker has no right of being revealed here. That's just some censorship shit, straight out. You wanna know why you have assholes accusing you of being Illuminati from time to time? Shit like THIS, right here, where you whine about information getting out. That makes people suspect secrets of you.

>>47179002
>How dare people be informed!

>>47178936
>>47178946
Ancilla here. I'm actually still here. Motivation for working on the update has been... extremely low, as I'm trying to figure out how to do it without altering anyone's builds, but also not forcing a huge amount of work on myself. There are a lot of things I think are good that I have planned though.

Absence is due to finals and a financial situation that is most likely going to determine if I get to continue going to school in the fall, so that's been consuming a lot of my time.

>>47178975
>revealing his name will get him banned
You know this how? Only people ever banned from IRC I'm aware of are Teratophilia, who shouldn't need an explanation but the particular banning was after his long argument on why middle eastern countries should be wiped out, and Megacorp, after his nearly psychopath level of obsession with some of the other IRC goers being out for him. People have never to my knowledge been banned for speaking out against other jumpmakers.

But hey, if it happens? You'll finally have a legitimate reason to scream at the IRC.

>>47179014
Except for all we know he very well could've been shitposting-

>>47179020


See?

Nothing doing. We're good.

>>47179014
>Do you? Someone can easily be banned from there.
And if you think that a "ban" will actually keep someone from getting onto a channel, you must be very new to using the internet. It is so easy to get around that.

>>47179014
Except Mr IRC Bogeyman, no one has said anything about censoring info but you. The only other things have been people wanting the guys name for proof and providing reasons, then you screaming about how they're obviously out to get you.

>>47179030
He wasn't shitposting, though. All of the events he described happened. As admitted to by >>47178986 , you now have your evidence that it happened. So what's your damage? Why are you complaining now? Because he leaked 'IRC secrets'? This post >>47179020 only happened because the other person I quoted him likely begged him to. Without it, how can anyone assume he wasn't gone for good? So what's your fucking damage?

>>47179043
Why should the onus be placed on the person helping us to have to get a proxy and jump through hoops?

>>47179049
I'm seeing a bunch of people complaining that we were informed of this event, like we shouldn't be allowed to know. That is a problem.

>>47179025
Because of all the people flipping their shit about him 'stirring drama' and how he revealed things here. Clearly they don't like this anon.

>>47179058
>Why should the onus be placed on the person helping us to have to get a proxy and jump through hoops?
You don't even need a proxy. It's really easy, I don't know why you think it's so onerous.

>>47179058
Oh look, anon's ignoring posts and putting reasons in people's mouths for them. Safe to ignore the guy now fellas, he's shown he just wants a good ol shitstorm and not an actual argument.

>>47179066
Not everyone can easily change IPs. It depends on provider.

>>47179069
>Ignoring posts
Which post is being ignored, praytell? Inform me of your argument-killing point, anon. I'll respond.

>>47179058
So you are literally ignoring the guy that you claimed left forever so you can go "m-m-muh conspiracy!"

Please fuck off for ever and a day.

>>47179107
No. I'm pointing out to you that, as far as anyone knew, he was gone for good. The events anon told us all happened. You can see >>47178986 corroboration from someone on your side of the argument.

>>47179058
This has actually been the state of affairs for me for a few months now, in terms of the update. I really want to avoid any issues in terms of cutting perks, so I've got some guidelines down for how I'm going to construct it.

>Perks will only have their prices reduced or kept the same.
>If a perk that has a discount must be removed from the discount line, it must be added as a non-discounted perk for it's discounted cost
>Drawbacks are exempt from these rules

>>47179088
No, I mean that IRC bans are really specific, they have to be or you risk accidentally kicking everyone out. It's possible to make a blanket ban based on IP that won't backfire, but it's kind of convoluted and I don't think most people would bother with it.