Stat me, /tg/.

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Not as bad as the OPs of stat me threads.

>>47167518
-10 HP

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>>47167518
fuck that, stat me now

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Are you happy now?

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>>47168117
>always neutral

>>47167518
High charisma, average intelligence, low wisdom.

>>47168148
Flaw: Panic Mode, when backed into a really nasty situation, Hitler's mental stats all become equal to his lowest mental stat.

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>>47168117
>Always neutral

hitler was chaotic evil posing as lawful evil to his enemies and as lawful good to his followers

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>>47168175
Fuck off Schlomo

>>47168175
>>47168136
He is still just an owlbear at heart, neutral for live.

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>>47168235

>>47167518
Str 14, Dex 12, Con 22, Int 16, Wis 14, Cha 30
Skills: Diplomacy -12
Alignment: LN

>>47167518

Painting: -10

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>>47171140
As long as he was painting buildings he was fine, the problem was everything else.

>>47171825
If I recall correctly Hitler couldn't draw or paint Human faces very well.

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>>47173324
He could really have used some Loomis.

>>47168117
>Environment
>Organization
That's just bullshit. I once had to deal with a pack of 12 Adolph Hitlers who ambushed me in a field.