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>>47136359

>>47136359
Jesus Christ. Do they know they're possibly minutes away from paralysis and asphyxiation?

Nah. Instead, lets talk about whether Knowledge skills are good for the game.

I think they are not. For one, it is a fun-killer for the player. He recognizes the hints the DM put as to what the monster is, AND... fails the Knowledge roll, and must now continue playing the encounter pretending he doesn't know what it is. It isn't much better if he succeeds, either: now the DM has to stop the flow of the game to read the description to the players.

It is better to not have Knowledge skills and instead let the DM reveal or not reveal information, based on whether he wants it to be a mystery or not.

>>47136533
I would tend to agree, then again I think people should have a reasonable level of trivia and general knowledge so I would expect someone to be able to pitch tents without needing to roll Survival.

>>47136419
B^U

>>47136533
You're presupposing a game like DnD in which everyone and their mother has actually read the Monster Manual. Knowledge skills like History and Religion don't stop being useful for the wide gamut of games and settings just because everyone knows what happened and who the gods are in the Forgotten Realms, and Knowledge skills about wildlife and other monsters don't stop being useful just because everyone knows what beholder is. Not every game with knowledge skills is DnD, and even among DnD games, not every campaign is instantly recognizable.

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>Imagine the hand jobs

>>47136674

Even if a creature isn't instantly recognizable, it is better to build up the narrative to a new monster rather than breaking the flow with a roll and a description. No matter if the players know it or not, the Knowledge skills are the worst way to handle knowledge. If the players need to know, the DM could drop hints or narration where appropriate, in advance. Likewise for religions, every DM has a setting document for that.

>>47136359
>its venom has no antidote
>its bite is so miniscule most victims do not know they have been bitten
Good god.

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This joke is far too obvious. Needs a better filename.

>>47136359
I believe we have seen someone's last moment.

>>47136359
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>47136771
>Knowledge skills are only used for getting monster statistics out of the DM

>>47136694
That is genuinely pretty clever

>>47136771
Okay, a couple of things. For one, the results of a knowledge roll should not interrupt the flow, they should be tailored to it. You don't roll knowledge and then describe the creature when it's standing in front of the players because you've already described it when they first caught sight of it. Knowledge rolls are for the things that are of pressing utility-- the hidden weaknesses or behavioural quirks that will make a confrontation easier, but without which it is not impossible.

What the player needs to know, the player absolutely should be told. That's not what knowledge skills are for. They're for giving the player information they don't NEED to know, but which would help them. Knowledge is like Spot, when you want the player to be aware of something, you tell them about it. When you don't want them to know, but they would want to know, you let them roll.

If the party is tracking an unknown creature, you let them (let, not make- you don't force anyone into a knowledge check they don't ask for) roll knowledge based on its tracks to identify it before they run into it, letting them tailor their approach armed with foreknowledge. If they don't know beforehand, they'll certainly find out when they run into it, but there is an edge that they can seize if they try.

For a more tightly narrative-driven game, knowledge skills may not be the best fit, but there are plenty of systems that don't use them. I'm not saying that knowledge skills are the be-all and end-all, I'm saying that implementing them is not automatically a mistake.

>>47136359
Lets hope he has better luck with his fortitude saves than his knowledge checks

>>47136359
>>47136453

We can only hope that this person did not breed before taking this photo, and has not spread their genes further. May their cancer die with them.

>>47137418
Eh, that's not fair. It's a tiny cute little octopus. They're probably tourists in a strange place. It's ignorance, not stupidity. It's arguably stupid to handle unidentified animals, but not knowing an obscure fact isn't necessarily irredeemable stupidity.

>>47137563
> It's stupid to handle unidentified animals

FTFY

I expect to see them here some day
http://www.darwinawards.com/

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>>47137178
Here's your (You)

>>47137606
Oh edgy

>>47137657
Yeah, it's obvious he's LG.

>>47137686
It's not edgy if it's true.

and I never claimed to be happy about it

>>47137606
Deaths due to simple ignorance are explicitly excluded from receiving a Darwin Award. Animal handling accidents by themselves are quite common, and very common incidents, even if dumb, aren't eligible either.

It'd be more Darwinesque if they clearly knew the octopus was incredibly venomous and handled it anyway for some stupid reason. If the photo was holding the octopus next to a Danger - Octopi Are Venomous sign, that'd be a Darwin Award.

>>47137721
Anon, I've seen enough young people in high school and uni who used to mention darwinawards. They all grew up from it eventually and so will you.

>>47136957
Sir Bearington

>>47137787
Doubtful. I'm way past that age group.

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This image angers me a little every time I see it. Enjoy.

>>47137822
I'm sorry, anon

>>47137834
Just to explain: "lift" means "shoplift" in this context.

>>47137834
Why does /fit/ make you angry?

>>47137935
Lift in this case as in shoplift.

And of course it would be like Tumblr to turn criminals into a protected class

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>>47137834
>/fit/ in 15 years from now

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>>47137834

At first I thought this was about lifting weights, but then I kept reading.

What the fuck.

>>47137957
I want to say I don't understand, but I kind of get it. It's like exhibitionism.

>>47137693
nah, tearing up establishment ettiquette for the sake of anti PC and going against every conventional guideline is pretty chaotic

>>47137834
>No homo

>>47137834
God these people make me sick.

Leave it to fucking tumblr to glorify and try to protect shoplifting.

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>>47137834
[angry justice noises]

>>47137995
Tumblr, LE since forever.

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OP was funny but it's turned the thread into "Hello I Also Know a Thing About an Animal"

>>47138077
>>47137986
see
>>47137957

>>47138101
>Tau players

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>>47137834

>>47138108
I understood that by the "petty thieves" part. I was making a joke that the current trend on tumblr regarding "fit shaming" makes that post a theoretical possibility for actually gym lifting in 15 years from now.

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>>47138129

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Needs a name.

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>>47138221

>>47138221
Never get on the Fucking Boat.

Absolutely goddamn right.

>>47138239
bit too real for me man, i didn't need this
Raeg
>>47138221
BBEG scouts

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>>47138314
enough with this shit

>>47138361
>>47138314
You'd think bottles of brightly-colored liquids next to the fruit juice would be fruit juice, not dishwashing detergent.

>>47136957
Roll to Disbelieve
Surface Drow
Usually [alignment]
Radical Inquisitor

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>Allowing PCs to act during a BBEG speech

>>47138608
BBEGs should exclusively make speeches via video, letter, remote viewing, or representative, or made in front of heroes who are restrained or otherwise unable to act.

Attempting to make one in the presence of people who came there to stop you is just retarded and a vice of poor GMs.

>>47138478
That's what we were supposed to notice? I was looking for a little kid hiding behind the juice cases or some shit.

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Fresh OC, new to this so sorry if I'm shit.

>>47138608

I understand the last two panels but the rest of this page is incoherent garbage.

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>>47136359

>>47138690
No.

>>47138758

Two disembodied hands are fighting. Then one punches the monster thing in the face.

>>47138248
That's kind of retarded
By the actual definition of a "musket" the puckle gun still is one

>>47138790
Is it the white cap then?

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>>47138910
>Bulge

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>>47139000

>>47138910
Does she want me to fix her broken right leg?

>>47138157
>I understood that by the "petty thieves" part.

I was starting to wonder if they meant gainz goblins desu

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>>47138964

>>47137834
My post-cyberpunk game now has a thieves guild

>>47139012
In that case she can Roguely trade my dick any time

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>>47138866
>By the actual definition of a "musket" the puckle gun still is one
No; it is a revolving breach loader weapon.

>>47139020
Why is it a meme to be an asshole to JWs? Just opt out god damnit. They're usually nice people

>>47138866
The definition >>47139102 says
>Fired from the shoulder
and I would like to see anyone attempt to fire that shit from the shoulder.

>>47139113
They can be the nicest people on earth and when they show up to my house every other week to talk about Jesus I'm eventually going to get annoyed with them. Especially when they interrupt me in the midst of having sex with my wife.

>>47139102
>"typically" muzzle-loaded
It's a smooth bored musket brah, read your own definition before you post.

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Just because.

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>>47139141
Pic related, it's an atypical musket.

>>47139127
The actual definitive part of a musket is that it's smooth bored, as opposed to a rifle, which is rifled.

I don't mean to go all /k/ on your shitty meme... but it is a shitty meme.

>>47136419
Holy shit

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>>47139160
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rifled_musket\

Shotguns aren't muskets and they're smoothbores.

>>47139210
Is that Zach Braff?

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>>47139042

>>47139229
>>47139229
Nah man, its Donald Faison.

>>47139210
Now I see why SM weapons are 1 class larger for humans in the rpgs.

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>>47139238
Can you not post generic reaction images in an image thread? There are only so many images allowed.

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>>47139149
>he drinks from it

>>47139149
What the fuck even is that?

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>>47139266
see >>47139253

>>47137657
I'm disappointed that there's no crotch bulge.

>>47139277
Mercury.

>>47139277

>>47139190
shells ductaped to the stock
>kek

>>47139149
So I thought that liquid must just be something that looks a hell of a lot like mercury and we were just being rused, but nope, that's straight up a russian factory director drinking pure mercury.
I guess at least he's safe from the usual brain damage since he's clearly already retarded.

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Needs a name.

>>47139322
clever

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>>47139344
Russians don't need brains to operate anyways.

>>47139360
>violating the masquerade.jpg

>>47139261
Jesus, what is that?

I want one now!

>>47139393
>dat Linabutt
totally makes up for the lack of... you know, the other merits

>>47139042
>now installing your free windows 10 update

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>>47136359
WHAT IS THAT FUCK DOING

>>47139360
>DM runs his first horror campaign

>>47139447
You've never seen a weasel before?

>>47136419
Don't get it,

>>47139517
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cadbortion-loss-edits

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>>47139517
It's probably for the best, anon.

>>47139447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy6oaDzy0-Q

Least Weasel. Adorable little fuckers, but they can take down animals, like Rabbits, 10 times their size.

>>47139266
>>47139344
pure elemental mercury is safe to injest. It's the compounds that hurt you. granted he'll probably have indigestion but this is basically a way of showing off.

>>47139522
what the fuck is this shit

who did this?

>>47139266
>>47139344
Pure mercury actually passes through the body safely. He will be totally fine. It's mercury salts that are normally the cause of minamata and other forms of mercury poison. Elemental mercury is only a problem if you inhale it.

>>47136957
>pool's closed

>>47139253
Humans = master race

>>47136359
They cannot really be this dumb can they?

>>47139543
They only have one problem.

They can't stop killing.

Seriously. researchers have found their hideouts stuffed with up to 50 dead mice, just from one mornings hunt.

>>47139532
I know the source. But I don't see any resemblance or other reason to invoke the meme.

>>47139622
Ignorance isn't the same as stupidity. Lots of people are unaware some octopi are venomous.

>>47139261
>animal companion
It's a familiar. Nobody takes a companion that small.

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>>47136359
It's only mimicking the blue-ringed octopus.

>>47139629
It's become a meme in and of itself to invoke the basic shapes of it in subtle fashions like that pic.

>>47139585
>>47139577
No. Stop this bullshit misinformation. Mercury itself is outright toxic no matter how pure.
Go read a fucking chemistry book.

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>>47139578
nintendo

>>47139578
A monster that feeds on children's tears.

>>47139629
Look at the dice, you idiot.

>>47139656
Only if it gets in your blood through a cut or sore somewhere in your digestive track.

>>47138167

does she have bacon in her mouth or something?

>>47139656
>elemental mercury is only a problem if you inhale it
>Or if it gets into your blood or circulatory system somehow
It's like you have no reading comprehension. Yes it's toxic but there's a reason we categorize poisons into things like "Venom" "Contact Poison" and so on.

>>47139685
Or if you inhale the fumes or if it enters the blood stream by normal processes your body puts shit you ingest through.

>>47139685
>a cut or sore somewhere in your digestive track
Would stomach ulcers be a problem?

>>47139656
Fuck your shitty textbook written by some high school science teachers. Read a peer-reviewed study.
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/10408440600845619?journalCode=itxc20

>>47138310
Is there a Space Marine chapter based on the WWE? Because that would be rad as fuck.

>>47139717
Body doesn't absorb it through the intestinal walls.

>>47139720
Yes.

>>47136359
My mom is Australian and would tell me stories about blue-ringed octopuses. Is this person absolutely fucked or is it possible they lived? Somebody must have uploaded it.

>>47139624
Yeah, But they are so damn cute.

>>47139720
It probably shouldn't, but considering how necessary it generally is to drink Mercury, I'd recommend you refrain until they heal.

>>47139717
>Or if you inhale the fumes
Vapor's not the same thing as fumes, but mercury vapor is indeed bad shit.
>or if it enters the blood stream by normal processes your body puts shit you ingest through.
Which doesn't happen.

>>47138832
That makes sense. I thought the two hands were from the same person and was really confused by what I was seeing.

>>47139699
It's probably just the intense smell of cock. Most canines love poultry.

>>47139577
http://www.sciencelab.com/msds.php?msdsId=9927224

Section 3: Hazards Identification
Potential Acute Health Effects:
Very hazardous in case of skin contact (irritant), of eye contact (irritant), of ingestion, of inhalation. Hazardous in case of
skin contact (corrosive, permeator). Liquid or spray mist may produce tissue damage particularly on mucous membranes of
eyes, mouth and respiratory tract. Skin contact may produce burns. Inhalation of the spray mist may produce severe irritation
of respiratory tract, characterized by coughing, choking, or shortness of breath. Severe over-exposure can result in death.
Inflammation of the eye is characterized by redness, watering, and itching. Skin inflammation is characterized by itching,
scaling, reddening, or, occasionally, blistering.

Potential Chronic Health Effects:
Hazardous in case of skin contact (permeator). CARCINOGENIC EFFECTS: Classified A5 (Not suspected for human.) by
ACGIH. 3 (Not classifiable for human.) by IARC. MUTAGENIC EFFECTS: Not available. TERATOGENIC EFFECTS: Not
available. DEVELOPMENTAL TOXICITY: Not available. The substance may be toxic to blood, kidneys, liver, brain, peripheral
nervous system, central nervous system (CNS). Repeated or prolonged exposure to the substance can produce target
organs damage. Repeated or prolonged contact with spray mist may produce chronic eye irritation and severe skin irritation. Repeated or prolonged exposure to spray mist may produce respiratory tract irritation leading to frequent attacks of bronchial
infection. Repeated exposure to a highly toxic material may produce general deterioration of health by an accumulation in one
or many human organs.

>>47139732
http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1175560-overview

>>47136694
Someone explain this one to me I'm too stupid to figure it out.

>>47139811
No. Fuck off.

>>47139699
dog lick other dogs and sometimes humans on the mouth as a show of affection.

>>47139699
If I recall, she lived with the wolves previously. Licking her mouth is a sign of submission

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>>47139813

>>47139699
Puppies lick the mom's mouth to trigger regurgitation, and it became a deferential gesture in adults.

Domestic dogs also lick your mouth.

>>47139811
have you seen firefly

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>>47139836

>>47139799
Well that's not a peer-reviewed study, but yeah, it does say the same thing.

>>47139850
Yeah but what's the connection between millennium falcon, general lee and a serenity class ship?

>>47139141
>infantryman's light gun
>emplaced weapon

Yeah no, the puckle gun still isn't a musket.

>>47139869
Fuck, are you literally autistic?

>>47139617
these are the coolest mooks i ever seen

>>47139878
no dude, he is trolling at this point.

>>47139857
Same thing that mercury is toxic to handle in all forms. Stop perpetuating the bullshit you heard in middle school that "elemental mercury" is somehow safe.

>>47139113
acting polite while they tell you you're going to go to hell unless you join their cult where they will destroy your relationships and brainwash you into being a believer isn't really nice.
And that's not fedora tipping, that's specifically the JW m.o.

>>47139878
Smuggling?

That's a shit connection.

>>47137834
At first I thought it was a very weird fitness blogpost. From a place where people that work out are ostracised or something, but it wasn't... it must have been my braincells screaming in anguish

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>>47139699
She raised them from pups because their mother died or some shit, then released them into the wild. She has lots of vids of it.

>>47139901
It seems >>47139896 is right.

>>47139898
>ingested elemental mercury is not absorbed at all
Maybe you should actually read the shit you link.

>>47139923
I told you I'm too stupid to figure it out at this hour.

>>47139919
I want to see that dog fuck her.

>>47139919
sweatingman.jpg

>>47139919
>>47139941
I mean, I'd lick her face too.

>>47139941
>small girl
>huge ass beast that could eat her whole but is instead extremely gentle

kill me now

>>47139484
>Someone mentions reddit

>>47139721
Fuck that is hilarious

>>47137563
Even birds know not to fuck with brightly collored shit.

>>47139941
Me too

>>47137563
knowing not to fuck with a blue ringed octopus is not an obscure fact.

>>47139941
I believe it's a wolf.

>>47140022
It's still ignorance. As someone else said, it'd be stupidity if there was a "OCTOPI ARE VENOMOUS" sign right next to them in the pic.

>>47140001
What the fuck is going on there?

>>47140022
I've never heard of a blue ringed octopus in my life before.

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>>47137563
>>47140046
Or does the stupidity not come in from spending even a bare amount of time learning which animals in a water you're diving in are dangerous?

>>47139941
Thats a pretty big looking wolf, I'd suck his cock if I was her.

>>47140068
It's a wildfire. It appears purple due to, I think, the smoke.

>>47139850
Didn't that show get cancelled after one season?

>>47140001
BLACK NAPALM UPGRADE IS COMPLETE

>>47140046
You're right, because the plural is Octopodes.

>>47140110
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/octopi

>>47140110
I bet you think the plural of moose is meese, don't you?

>>47140086
>sucking his cock
>not taking the knot

What are you, gay?

>>47140103
Obligatory post about sticking your dick into it

>>47140139
It's actually moosen.

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>>47140099
Sh-shut up.

>>47140163
ur mom is a moosen

>>47140139
The plural of moose is mice, you fucking retard.

>>47136453
Initially, I thought you were expressing sympathy for the octopus, before i opened the picture ad saw the blue rings.

fuckin' hell. wow.

>>47140176
At least the last episode didn't end with the MC and his love interest being killed after a misunderstanding.

Both got movies for closure though.

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>>47140146

>>47140297
see >>47139253

>>47139141
it isnt muzzle loaded.

>>47140102
>brb reinstalling Generals

>>47140361
I've never uninstalled, Anon.
Shockwave and Rise of the Reds are still being updated.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/octopodes

>>47140390
That's fucking hilarious.

>>47140423
But my computer didn't even sputter at that.

>>47139665
It's 1.8 now. Still an "Overwhelming dislike".

>>47139113
>They're usually nice people

Noone nice will try to get you to join a religion. This isn't like in game where that shit grants you special powers. It literally does nothing but waste your time and put dumb limits on what you can do while trying to extract 10-20% of your paycheck as tithe. They are worse then door to door salesmen. At least they have a tangible product to sell.

>>47140394
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/octopus#Usage_notes

Jesus fuck you people are autistic. Most dictionaries accept "octopi" as a plural of "octopus."

>b-b-b-but technically it's-
It's fucking language. If the word is widely understood to mean "plural octopus" it's fine. It's not like English isn't notorious for this exact thing.

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>>47140409

>>47140390
Let's take a minute to consider the fact that they had to do actual work to know that the balloon would have enough lift to move the ball. They had to take the time to weigh a golfball, the string, the basket, and the balloon itself and figure the amount of helium required to lift the system. That's some advanced prankcraft right there.

>>47140423
ZA KURASHA

>>47140477
We're sharing images, jokes, and context we found funny anon. Not everything is implicitly claimed as OC.

>>47136957

>Drow joins the party

>>47139113
Those are Mormon missionaries anon. White shirt, tie, black/tan dress pants. If it's cold they wear suit jackets.

That and the distinctive black name tag.

>>47140513
Which one were you in high school, /tg/?

>>47140533
Is that even a fucking question?
The Freaks

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>>47140509
dont be so touchy

>>47140533
Nerd and jock

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>>47139461
Small chest is best.

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>>47137218

>>47140533
The guy everyone knew, but wasn't friends with.

>>47140026
It's obvious! Anyone could see that that's a wolf!

>>47140606
How do you know it's not a doppelganger?
-10 health points

>>47140587
Reminds me of a question asked at my first ever session.
"If common is more or less English, is Undercommon ebonics?"

>>47138087
as someone who uses tumblr a lot and agrees with the more ordinary stuff like race/class issues, this "lift culture" still annoys me. People, you have a PROBLEM. Get help. Not Air Jordans.

>>47139470
I got to show Outlaw Star to a friend who'd never seen it before a month or so back.

My teenage self felt ENTIRELY VINDICATED when It turned out he thought she was hot too.

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>>47140679
wtf is going on in this image?

>>47140729
Optical illusion.

>>47140692
>ambiguously brown
>animal ears
>could kick your ass six ways to sunday

i've never seen outlaw star but consider yourself vindicated.

>>47139470
>>47140692
Why the fuck does she wear a bell collar?

>>47140127
>1750-60; < New Latin < Greek oktṓpous (plural oktṓpodes)

Read your own link, guy.

>>47140813
Cat accessory.

>>47139107
That eye flick before it puts down the x is what makes this gold.

>>47140435
Look at Mr Fancy with his computer. I bet you have goddamn chips and shit inside it too.

>>47140103
>>47140146
I don't think anything would happen to your dick. I think that happens because of magnetic pull.

>>47140533
I was a nerd but I was friends with pretty much everyone, so I just formed a group of people I liked out of them and chilled with them at lunch for a few years.
I've never even been in a fight, the closest I've been to one is some guy trying to start on me in a park but I was just confused as fuck.
The only other person to get through school without fighting at least once was a fucking ripped black dude who I reckon was 6ft before anyone else hit puberty.

>>47140469
m'lady. even though you're right

>>47140533
I went off-campus for lunch. By myself.

>>47140533
Freaks, honestly. I was smart, but kinda stupid at the same time, and was sort of confused for a lot of my school life. Was always tired, slept on the campus benches a lot, played card games with other misfits at lunch, actually had a special card to get into lunch without waiting in the queue for some reason. i got picked on i guess?

i was tested once and it turns out i just barely set off the radar for aspergers; i try to pretend that's not true, and i've never really told anyone about it.

>>47140533
Me and my only two friends just hung out in the corner of the courtyard even when it got cold enough everyone else stayed inside.

>>47140820
We're not speaking Greek now are we.

>>47139685
Shit nigger. Mercury is famous for being absorbed through the skin.

My mother described being given Mercury to play with as a child, cupping it in her hands and *poof* it's gone.

Certainly inhalation can be trouble but Mercury in any form can be absorbed shockingly readily by the human body.

It was used as a cure for syphyilis, except over exposure could lead to madness and death, too little wouldn't cure the disease.

>>47139107
Alt title:
>the revolution will not be civilized

>>47139743
Mercury laden fish.

>>47139793
Yup. It's pretty hostile to life really.

>>47141238
ur pretty hostile to life

>>47140887
I've been steadily downloading RAM for the past couple years, I think that's why.

Did you know my computer plugs into the wall instead of the toaster?

>>47136957
Alpha Legion

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>>47141164
we might be, very very badly

>>47141276
>using parts instead of having a bunch of dead rats and feathers in your computer

??????

>>47137194
Shinjeki no Goyim

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>>47140577
Call it "Dare you Enter?"

>>47141352
Oh god. One of the other players in my group is obsessed with hating that series and obsessively calls him Badkind. I really don't get why he doesn't just not pay attention to the series if it's that bad.

...Roland?

>>47141315
Hey, some of us live where only potatoes roam and no wildlife.

>>47140477
Did you make that?

>>47139919

All I can think about is the fact is that that wolf is practically big enough to ride.
I want to ride a fucking wolf into battle.

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>>47141395
Yeah, it's me.

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>>47141395
>>47141447
Who are you?

>>47140022
Not knowing that there are deadly octopi out there is a bit obscure really, and this is coming from a hardcore marine biology nut.

Now people being stupid as shit are those who would try and feed the bears or heaven forbid SHOOT THE BABY CUB NEXT TO MOMMA BEAR WITH THEIR PAINTBALL GUN! I got to the point I would tell the groups I was refing 'I won't tell you not to shoot the bears cause you are going to do it anyway, but you HAVE to warn me before you do it so I can run away from the area. Otherwise if we survive I will make sure you are banned for life.' that actually had a greater impact then telling them not to.

>>47141479
Ten out of fucking ten.

>>47140110
>>47140127

What the fuck, Ringo Star told me it's octopuses.

>>47140139
>>47140127
Linguistically octopoid is the correct plural form as octopus is Greek and not Latin. Octopi is incorrect but accepted in common vernacular because of the frequency of the error.

>>47140102
IT IS VERY HOT IN HERE

>>47141598
That would be octopus'. A possessive of the noun "octopus" as the garden belongs to the octopus.

>>47140532
definitely mormons, which makes the clip less funny to me. Mormons aren't nearly as annoying about that shit. JWs have to fill a quota of houses visited on a monthly basis I beleive to keep being a JW. Sucks living a few blocks from a congregation meeting house.

>>47141622
The standard plural in English of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek and the Greek plural form octopodes is still occasionally used. The plural form octopi, formed according to rules for some Latin plurals, is incorrect.

>>47139484
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>>47139210
>Manly Tears with his Derringer

>>47140855
HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON
Alternatively, tuck tuck tuck

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>>47140855
More like Eric Flint.

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>>47136359

It doesn't seem to be too angry right now, but still, BRO!