Love Can Bloom, Continued

Some have questioned whether Retribution or Love Can Bloom is canon. I say, "Why cannot both be canon?"

...Probably because of NERD RAAAAAAGE.

Chapter 12:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_2P3b-s_rH212hXUCW_RSIHEZ0dHgNd8iAvwB9G0ugo/edit?usp=sharing

what is this?

>>47129296
Seconded,the hell is happening?

Actually I would a smut fic of Leo and Anna (from the macharius series).

>>47126167
So far so good.

>>47127648
>>47126167
Well it's certainly better than other attempts.
If you can please continue?

>>47129296
Are you seriously not familiar with Love Can Bloom?

>>47129538
Not everyone here will knows /tg/ mythos anon.
Sometimes new people will come here.

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It begins....again.

>>47129538
I know what LCB is.

doing good OP

>>47129645
I'm starting to fear op went to sleep

op ded?

>>47130007
OP is kill ;_;
We took too long to notice him.

>>47130019
pls no

>>47130094
;_;

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Live dammit live!

I waited years for a proper conclusion for this story and you will not take it from me!

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OP? OP! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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>mfw Macha is back in DoW 3

Hopefully someone murdered Op for his despicable attempts at bringing this cancer back.

>>47131121
>NEEEEERD RAAAAAGE

>OP? OP! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
*zzzzzz*

[okay well fine Lofn can be canon k]
Chapter 13:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FoMmYSFi5RAdetQSbsvOAzPQ9l0D10eYa4DtqMiOMw4/edit?usp=sharing

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>47131121
I'm with you here.

>>47131364
WRYYYYYY?

Also, fine, I messed up the name before.

>>47131396
Stop writting dumbcuck.

>>47131319
It's back!

>>47129645
>>47129538
>>47129296
>>47129348
So as we're obviously unfamiliar and not being sarcastic, what is this?

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>>47131319
>[okay well fine Lofn can be canon k]

The fuck you talking Lofn existence is basically set in stone!

>>4713919
I... I mean... um...

[okay yes Lofn is completely and totally canon in Love Can Bloom, and there is nothing at all contrary to this, regardless of the Inquisition's claims]

>>47131908
I was being sarcastic.

>>47131908
*sigh*
Love Can Bloom is a famous piece of writing from /tg/, based off of a comic showing a Vindicare assassin, tasked with killing the escaping Farseer Taldeer from Dawn of War: Dark Crusade.

Basically, to summarize:
-Insanely trained and brainwashed assassin tasked with obliterating someone's head falls in love with her
-Incredibly powerful psychic space elf falls in love with assassin
-Inquisitor is a jerk [HERESY! *BLAM*]

If you just do a Google search on 'Love Can Bloom', you can find and read it on 1d4chan, the /tg/ wiki.

>>47126167
>>47127648
>>47131319

Good shit op, you are doing what others could only dream about.

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"I want to protect that smile."

Bumpitty bump

Interlude: An Inquisitorial report on the Dark Crusade
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VORxXo7urBgjyLy2zxhIWaHymoMODt7QX1JJGZAqvfw/edit?usp=sharing

>>47133971
Gewdo

this is pretty neat.

>>47134178
If you want an added bonus, read it in the voice of the Dark Crusade narrator.

Wait...

Someone is going to make a Love Can Bloom mod for Dawn of War, isn't he?

>>47134532
>It would consisted of long escort missions.

I don't know about this.

>>47134636
Never underestimate the people of the Internet.

'Tis a silly place.

>>47134783
Remember that it goes both way.

Nobody asked for this.

>>47134783
Are you or are you not Bloomwriter? Pretty sure the last time I heard, Bloomwriter wanted to rewrite the whole thing, but he also has some severe self-confidence issues which led to his disappearance in the first place.

>>47135262
Some people did

>>47135262
Go to bed, Jensen.

>>47135338
No, I am not the original author. Frankly, his original vision of it (and, indeed, writing) is likely far better than mine.

Although, actually, it would be really, really nice if he did come back and finish it. I do not believe that I quite do the story justice.

>>47135504
Don't doubt yourself!
The people here are like D.Eldar they feed on your fears.

>>47126167
>May the Emperor forgive us all
He is fine with this as long it ends with Eldar dying for space STD

>>47135540
Isn't it the Chaos Gods that feed on emotion?

...And would fear be Tzeentch or Slaanesh?

Then again, the Internet pretty much is the warp.

>>47135583
Dark Spear also like to snack on people's fears, it delays Slaanesh from eating their souls.

>>47132291
Okay, I admit it, that snowmarine is kinda cute

>>47135625
Lutherniel does top cute.

>>73315541
*Eldar

WRYYYYYYYY?

Wryyyy.

Chapter 14: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d3tXxCzJYut6-DCt6Htsr1c0aUmWFpRJ5T86M4quaiA/edit?usp=sharing

"Next up, on Love Can Bloom! Peter Jackson and Matthew Ward team up to butcher the most famous piece of writing from /tg/ to make three, two hour long movies!"

Coming soon to a 4chan near you: The conclusion to Love Can Bloom?

>>47134636
No matter what /v/ says, Bioshock Infinite proved that escort missions CAN be fun

>>47136127
After years it's finally coming this story will have it's conclusion, beautiful
>>47136210
Can you do it in a RTS though?
I sincerely invite people to try (no sarcasm)

>>47129558
Are you from China? Don't you know what Google is?

>>47136498
>After years it's finally coming this story will have it's conclusion, beautiful
Of course, the majority of fa/tg/uys (or something like that) must approve of it if it is to be canon - right?

>>47136774
You just need to talk about with the guys in 1d4chan and they will surely approve, I think they are the ones that want most for this story to end.

>>47136756
I know about this story since 2009, I just meant to say that new people come here sometimes.

Why hasn't GW made Love Can Bloom canon yet?

>>47136928
They certainly toyed with it
>That fucking codex

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>>47136928

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>>47131121
I remember seeing this guy working on this a day or two ago. He's doing a lot better job than the last guy, so I think we should support him.

>>47137103
True.

>>47137103
>better job than the last guy
Stop saying shit like that. Bloomwriter is a visionary.

>>47137196
No not bloomwriter, there was another one he tried but his writing skills weren't so good.

>>47137237
Oh. Well, carry on then.

>>47137103
Would tapered let Luigi have sex with her while she was pregnant? seeing as eldar births are so rare she probably would be terrified to do anything.

>>47137288
*Taldeer
Fuck you autocorrect!

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>>47137196
There was another guy who tried - I can't remember his name, but he wasn't especially good at English and most people didn't enjoy his work.

I was in the thread where he started - I would've tried myself, but I convinced myself other responsibilities kept me too busy.

>>47137288
>Luigi
kek

I dunno. Maybe foreplay? Their relationship always seemed more romantic than sexual.

>>47137288
>implying her hormones wouldn't at ties make her want to jump LIIVI

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>>47137288
>tapered
>Luigi

>>47137403
You might be into something here, but should be work of more depraved minds.

>>47137288
Eldar births are only rare because they don't have enough soulstones to protect more offspring, not because they are challenging or biologically hazardous.

>>47137439
You see, this is why I suspect that the vast majority of attempts to expand on Love Can Bloom don't work out.

>>47137886
The smut or the line of thought of leaving things for others to do?

there is some decent fapfics but there certainly could be more pics

>>47137886
Because people want to make things, but then either bang their heads on old /tg/ fancanon or actual 40k canon?

>>47137862
Interesting since we are on the topic (I imagine this was already asked) would lofn needs a soulstone?

>>47138026
Not if she has faith in our Immortal Emperor.

>>47137972
>The smut

>>47137973
Mostly because of how disturbing their story ideas are.

>>47138026
I don't know of anything that explains it in existing LCB canon, but I imagine, as Lofn is half Eldar, Slaanesh would not get her soul when she dies. Of course, we don't really know what all happens to human souls when they die, so a spirit stone might be important in any case.

>>47138105
Her father would probably take care of that part although I think Taldeer would really like for her to pray for her dead pantheon.

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>>47138026
I imagine she would need one, since she seems to take after her Eldar half more, and apparently later becomes a Farseer.

Though I imagine a Vindicare would either miraculously manage to get a soulstone from the Eye of Terror itself, or manage to sneak one from the Eldar coming back to their craftworlds after a soulstone-grabbing expedition. He might even be able to diplomacy with Taldeer's help, especially since she seems to have lost her soulstone in this canon.

>>47138140
>>47138026
>>47138105
I'm not writing shit, but for simplicity, I'd say she should die like a human, but while alive have the full range of eldar emotion-psychology. Thus, if she starts catering to the darker half of her psyche, then Slaanesh will begin to nibble a la Dark Eldar.

If the Thirst begins to take her, then death would be a mercy. Perfectly grimderp.

>>47138205
>praying to dead gods

Shiggy diggy

>>47138229
This could be a interesting sequel
>"LIIVI I'M PREGGERS LET'S GO TO THE EYE OF TERROR TO GET A SOULSTONE SO OUR BABY SOUL DOESN'T BECOMES DEMON FOOD"

>>47138259
I can sees it

>>47138355
>LIIVI mistakes her reasons for wanting a soulstone entirely
>thinks it's another one of those cravings

Also, is it alright if my headcanon is that LIIVI was the Vinidicare shot in Winter Assault during one of the cutscenes, and was patched up by still has memories and emotional attachments to Taldeer, who he would've seen at the Eldar camp?

>>47138433
I don't see why not.

>>47138433
Well, you must understand, one of the (original, mind) bases (spoiler alert) in Love Can Bloom is that defective Vindicare assassins were being produced. I would (personally) argue that it somewhat detracts from the story for him to have seen her before. However, it is not inconsistent with the canon, and you can think whatever you want.

...Unless the Emprah disagrees with you.

>>47138666
>...Unless the Emprah disagrees with you.
>consorting with xenos

The Emperor's blessing was removed from LIVII a long time ago.

>>47138666
Nice trips. I just figured that it was a good way to explain why he hesitated on shooting Taldeer in the beginning - I never knew about the idea they were being made defective, so I tried to figure out why LIIVI would become defective.

>>47138786
>I just figured that it was a good way to explain why he hesitated on shooting Taldeer in the beginning

Well, of course, the best explanation is that Eldrad was trolling her, just as planned.

>>47136127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pywjdJ7P-7o
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY

There remains but one part in the story; it doesn't quite end here.

On a side note, I think that LIIVI is probably actually the son of Sly Marbo. Much stranger things have happened.

Also, even when Eldrad is only vaguely alluded to, he's being a troll. What a Richard (that is to say, a 'Dick').

Chapter 15 - Conclusion:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zA9NPzDxkYp5Bov-1BGEgSGq1mvNiXI3fA7g2Q-3Ook/edit?usp=sharing

Hey it's this thread, I remember I tried and failed[spoiler/] to bring a ending to this story. Hopefully you'll do better than I did. Good luck

>>47126167
Awesome! Midnight for NA is really not the best time to post this however.

>>47139979
I figured that doing so (just before I went to sleep) would increase the chances of the thread not having died in my sleep.

On a 'side' note,
The epilogue to Love Can Bloom; now with 90% more Lofn.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AleViCnEp_Eize5fnepCAog6PJz3z_LvzUpseIaAKOc/edit?usp=sharing

May the Emperor grant this his blessing.

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>>47140095
You amazing bastard, feels have been had at this story
Although it is an abomination against the Emperor

>>47140254
>Although it is an abomination against the Emperor
We have failed the Emprah. D:

>>47137103
>>47137886
>>47138140
Okay I'm throwing my hat in,

>THIS IS IN NO WAY CANON AND SHALL NEVER BE HELD AS SUCH.

Taldeer was having trouble sleeping, months had passed since her and LIIVI scaped Kronos they were in some backward world in the Easter fringe of the galaxy finally alone and out of reach of anyone that could them harm.
A place where the fruit of their could have a happy peaceful life, her pregnancy has been going well at anytime now her baby would be in her arms but even with all those blessings she couldn't sleep.
LIIVI was sleeping besides her but he quickly took notice of her insomnia "Is there a problem, primary?" Looking at her he asked with his left ear on the pillow, "It's nothing my love, just not feeling that tired is all" replied the Farseer her she was sitting on the back with her back on the wall.
"You must rest, not only for you now."LIIVI brought his right to Taldeer pregnant belly, oh how she loved to feel his touch she didn't even notice how her left hand started rubbing the point of her left, she let out little moan which encouraged LIIVI to continue running his hand across her stopping it on her inner thigh.

It's stop here can't have the mods ban me

>>47140299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TitpfaAlDQ4
YOU BETRAYED THE EMPRAH

>>47139917
It's over I've awaited so long and it's over now thank you OP!

>>47127648
Quit posting like a massive fag

>>47140095
>Cliffhangers
Now there can finally be a proper sequel that links LCB with all the other stories.

>>47140553
Kind of like what Imber is/was? (it strikes me that it was abandoned or something)

>>47140618
Was imber the one she reecounter the harlequin?

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Ah, yes. This old chestnut. Keep up the good work, OP.

>>47138773
Breeding them out of existence is perfectly acceptable.

Has this been added to the 1d4 wiki yet?

>>47140910
No; based on the article tag concerning how awesome the story is, I suspect that administrative staff would not look favorably upon some random dude adding it it to the wiki.

>>47140945
But that's is what happened last time.Guy tried to conclude the story and the mods allowed.

>>47140945
Just do it, faggot.

>>47140708
Yes; and then it randomly switches to Slaanesh interview TV.

>>47141003
Well, if anyone would like to add my continuation of the story to the wiki page, they may feel free.

If I were to add it, I would basically be shamelessly self-promoting.

But, hey, you can go for it.

>>47140945
Dude they let fucking Joniass Dragonraper and Dranon's Delight have their own pages. Just do it.

There's even a spot marked out on the Love Can Bloom page specifically for stuff like this.

>>47141216
Joniass?

>>47141266
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Johnniass_Dragonraper

>>47141216
>There's even a spot marked out on the Love Can Bloom page specifically for stuff like this.
I assume you refer to the 'New Chapter Writespace' section.

>>47141564
Is it supposed to be satire?

>>47141696
I think it's making fun of women being parasites? Its hard to tell. Not everything on 1d4 is like this, there are plenty of serious stories too.

>>47141216
Very well; I shall transcribe it to the New Chapter Writespace section. If the wiki staff get mad...

Um... pray to the Emperor?

>>47142069
You will be fine don't worry and hey better live by quote "better to say sorry than to as permission"

>>47143173
Thought of the day: Don't think. Thinking is heresy.

Reading this thread and playing Mass Effect, suddenly think how fucking funny/awesome it would be if Shepard somehow recruited an Eversor and it's handler.
>Shepard on a mission
>Gets ambushed
>"Need some support here!"
>"WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>Shepard is haunted for the rest of his life by what that Eversor did
>This happens several times
Glorious

>>47144082
Shepard and the the Eversor: the NEW Macha and Callidus

>>47144601
>Jack is now comment found in a crate fort she built to hide from the Eversor
>The Eversor is usually found stalking outside the crate fort
>occasionally "WWRRYY"ing
The possibilities are endless

>>47144659
*commonly

Posting in legendary bread

>>47144082
Please read this post over and consider what you just wrote.

I feel this could really help you develop your personality.

Did you transcripted it to 1d4chan?

>>47129589
>that image of Livvi and Taldeer as Nate and Nora from Fallout 4, again

>when LIVVI or Taldeer; preferably Taldeer, arrive at the Institute and see Lofn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNXzjB6MEb0

Taldeer/LIVVI: "Please Lofn, its me; your mother/father!"
Synth Lofn: "I DO NOT KNOW YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME! MOTHER! MOTHER, HELP ME!!!"

>and then a weary looking woman who has the features of an eldar and a human (who is actually the real Lofn walks in
>then a Tyranid Ripper which seems to be the woman's pet also comes in

Mother: "Unyuufex, stand down boy. It's OK I've got this."

>the half human and half eldar looking woman then faces Lofn

Mother: "Lofn. AN-94, recall code: Sigma."

>synth Lofn shuts down and the woman faces Taldeer/LIVVI

Mother: "Fascinating... But disappointing. The child's responses were not at all what I anticipated. She is a prototype, you understand. We are just now beginning to explore the effects of extreme emotional stimuli. Please try and keep an open mind. I recognize that you are emotional and that your journey here has been fraught with challenges. Let's start anew. I am Mother. Welcome to The Institute."

>>47148943
>during the scenario where Taldeer finally confronts Kellogg
>"I'm going to kill you! I'm going to make it as painful as imaginable! So much that you'd be hoping I do not use my powers to turn you inside out you mercenary son-of-a-bitch!!!"

>>47129589
Some will say this is a draw of Taldeer and LIVVI as the possible fallout 4 player characters. But me, LIVVI in that draw looks like Markiplier without his current colored hair.

>>47147027
Just momentary musing, not actually going to do anything about it. Who pissed in your cereal this morning to get you this assblasted about a single post?

>>47149038
Die.

>>47149038
>Mariplier
>Not Markimoo

learn the lore.

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>>47140095
Quality work, thank you.

>>47148337
Yeeeeessss.

And, shockingly, it has not been deleted by staff/a troll.

>>47150373
If this thread is up for a little longer they will probrably come visit.

>>47150473
>they will probrably come visit.
*tries to figure out whether this is good or bad*

>>47151091
It's good chill out everything will be fine.

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>>47126167
Eldar x Human offspring is beneficial for both species. Love has to bloom for the fate of the galaxy.

>>47151443
>Eldars discovers that human-eldar offspring is viable and that their psyker powers are equal or greater than pure breed eldars.
>the hybrids also don't need a soulstone since they are half human and their souls don't go to she who thirsts if they die.
>Eldars start intensificating attacks on backwaters ihuman worlds taking hundreds of thousands to their craftworlds.

I like how OP is too shitty to write his own stories so he has to make fanfiction of fanfiction in order to get any praise.

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>>47151783

Jesus christ you newfags are cancerous.

>>47137372
>Luigi
I lol'd

>>47151908
That's problematic language, anon

>>47151964
The worst part is that people in this thread will think you're being serious. We already have a guy doing unironic *actions*. Oh yeah, and that guy the same le epic 1d4chanfag who's writing the lcb "continuation", what could possibly go wrong.

>>47152003
Hey, man, at least some people aren't working to create a Chaos God of 4chan.

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>>47152003
Nothing. Because it's a bunch of fictional stories about a fictional universe, and quite frankly, if it does go wrong it's been long enough since LCB was at its most popular that no one is going to really care. I'm honestly glad that someone is willing to work with /tg/'s old flames at all - now you're lucky if you see xeno, let alone cultist-chan or macha or any of the guardswomen.

>>47152003
The board gets worse and becomes more and more tumblr until it's indistinguishable from /co/

>>47152476
/co/ is probably less tumblr than /tg/ at this point.

>>47152315
All those memories lost like tears in the rain.

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>>47151783

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>>47151783

>>47151783
What the fuck is this heresy, ND?
Onus was right about these people

>>47154381
>ND posts
>not expecting heresy

It's like not expecting a KKK member to be racist.

>>47154381
"Without warning, the daemon's head exploded.
On the horizon, a Vindicare assassin, designation 'LIIVI', reported back to command.

'One shot was all I needed.'"
-How to deal with such heresy

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>>47154642
"Yes, yes. Of course I'll help."

I know Vindicares are supposed to have a poor grasp of language to avoid emotional attachments to targets, but the DoW Vindicare seems pretty verbose.

Callidus best assassins though. Not even for smut, but because they're really the most universal assassin.

>>47154381
>>47154398
>giving the fat tranny namefag attention

>>47155005
>but the DoW Vindicare seems pretty verbose.
>emotional attachments to targets
>LIIVI

>Callidus best assassins though.
But... but... WRYYYYYYY?

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>>47155254
Eversors aren't bad, but they're brutal and bloody. No attempt at subtlety. A Callidus assassin is usually sent up against one target, but they could probably kill everyone in a room if needed without having to make their presence known until the right moment.

Also, bigger variety of weapons. They're trained martial artists, and usually work with concealed weapons or whatever's on hand (one story has a Callidus assassin killing someone with a hairpin), but when they are a little more overt they have phase swords, needle guns, stuff like that. So you could gear them up a little more freely than you would a Vindicare or a Culexus assassin.

They are also qt.

>>47154381
>onus
Literally who

>>47144082
I remember somewhere in tv tropes , there was a fanfic where Ciphais Cain was Shepard

>>47156449
Well, there's a fanfic of a Stormtrooper and an Eldar Farseer being thrown into the Mass Effect universe for fighting against a daemon. It's actually pretty good.

>>47156622
How long does it takes for them to bang?

>>47157432
So far, not yet.

>>47157462
Got a link?

>>47157501
https://www.fanfiction DOT net/s/7436717/1/The-Mission-Stays-the-Same

>>47157587
Thanks

>>47156622
Very on topic. Such thread. Much wow.

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>>47158543

>>47149038
>>47149249

>Lofn: "Daddy can you tell me a bed time story?"
>Livvi: "Very well then secondary asset, this one is called; 'The Key Maniac'. Once upon a time there once was a psychopath stomping through the woods in an undisclosed location in Terra going: *proceeds to do Markimoo's voice when voicing the Key Maniac* 'HRRR!!! WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!?' -Questioned Key Maniac. 'Why does he wana know where the blacksmith is!?' ~Questioned the smol child- 'Where's the blacksmith!?' The key maniac questioned again, 'MAKE HIM GO AWEA, MAKE HIM GO AWAY!' -says the child in fear. 'MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER!' The Key Maniac exclaimed. 'WHY IS HE USING THE KEY ON THE LADDER!? We don't know!' The smol child says in a panic. 'WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!?' -The Key Maniac says as he thrusts a key on a ladder like a degenerate. 'WHY IS HE USING THE RAKE ON THE LADDER!?!?' The child says in fear. Then the Key Maniac proceeds to jam a rake on a broken ladder: 'WHERE DO I USE THIS RAKE!? WHERE DO I USE DAH RRAAAAAAKE!!!!!!????? I'M GONNA USE THE RAKE ON DAH LADDER!' The key maniac does so... Then the child continues to be in shock and fear as the Key Maniac proceeds to take a pile ash and then; 'I'LL PUT 'EM ON MY FACE!'"
>~to be continued

>>47160157
>Livvi: And the key maniac does so by putting the ash pile on his face. Meanwhile the child talks to his father who's an Arbitrator: 'Daddy, please don't leave us. He'll kill you!' to which the Arbiter replies; 'I must do it my child, help you're mother in tending the house work, for I must do it to save us all from the Key Maniac named Markiplier. The Key Maniac continues to stomp around crazily, 'WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH!?' Then the arbiter confronts the maniac: 'I'LL STOP HIM, HE'S BEEN TERRORIZING THIS TOWN TOO LONG!!!' and the Key Maniac retaliates as he exclaims, 'I'LL MURDER YOU!' The Key Maniac dashes forward and punches the Arbiter, knocking him unconscious as he loots a key from the Arbiter; 'GIMME THAT KEY, IS THIS THE KEY TO THE BLACKSMITH????' ...And this concludes this cautionary tale. I will continue this tale in the next chapter the following night if you wish Secondary Asset. But for now, get some rest. You have school tommorow."

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>>47151443
>>47151675
HOORAY. Eugenics in mixing human and space elf genes to create the best of both worlds is the best.

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>>47160208
Anon, you didn't say there was going to be any gene-mixing when you made that request!

>>47160257
I know this was a drawthread request made from an anon; not me BTW, just figured it would be cute enough to include?

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bumping for LCB family pic

>>47160605
Actually, really, I don't think that I have ever seen the origin of the whole Lofn's-Unyuufex-pet thing.

It's... 'strange'.

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>>47160655
The vague knowledge I have says that somehow she got a pet Ripper and sort of became like a 'hive mind' for a bunch of stranded Tyranids or something.

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>>47160655
>>47160671
<---The only "Tyranids" That Lofn cannot befriend with her "Animal Friend Perk" powers

Don't get the joke? The Hive of Destiny are basically "Chaos Tyranids", or Tyranids that have evolved in having advanced sentience, an organized society built around religious fanaticism and other evil dark-chaos stuff.

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>>47160879
>Lofn has the Animal Friend Perk

Yeah its kinda true judging by the /tg/ canon, pic somewhat related.

So, when do we get a conclusion for Ragged Edges? It really needs an ending, considering it's now canon.

>>47160157
>>47160174
>in reference to Markiplier's lets play of HunieCam Studios, part 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgIcliutO-Y

>LIVVI: "BUTTPLUGS! I REQUIRE COPIUS AMOUNTS OF BUTTPLUGS !!!"
>Taldeer: "Wtf.jpg."

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I actually enjoying laughing at the scenario of Taldeer being cucked by a Deamonette

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>>47160157
>>47160174
>>47164508
Bumping just for that.

>>47164252
>/tg/ canon
Aka total fucking horseshit