101 Adventure Puns

>>47070210
i don't get it

>>47070180
>Your girlfriend

>>47070210
>>47072221
I think it's a Dragon's Breath joke, but I'm not 100% sure.

>>47072221
>>47072695
C'mon guys.

Dra-gun.

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>>47072717

>>47072717
how do you know its not a drake?

>>47070180
Damn walking with those nails must be a bitch.
And would break them ALL THE TIME.

>>47075444
nail hardening solution

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Not sure if I know how puns work, but I had to do this...

>>47070180
>Adventurers run into a monster like OP's pic

It looks like this is going to be a hands-on experience!

>Adventurers struggle against OP's pic

We might need a hand to kill this beast!

>Adventurers kills OP's pic

Well that was a handful!

My current character makes jokes like this all the time, much to one party member's chagrin.

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>>47076216
>labeled inhumane be an inter-planar convention including the most depraved fiendlords of the Inferno (And not in the usual "bad is good" way)

>>47076289
But can your character de-feet this speed DEMON?

>>47076302
With the right FEATS he could!

I'm playing a necromancer with 2 left hands and a third skeletal right hand as his literal right hand and companion. My DM demanded that I build in at least 3 hand puns into each session. Help me come up with some.

>>47076216
Barded wire, lel

>>47076543
>We need a hand!
>Well, I have to hand it to you...
>This could be handy
>I can't handle them alone guys!
>I bet [BBEG] had a hand in this
>That gang has their fingers in many pies
>We had our asses handed to us
>We aprehanded the culprit