Your chapter discovers this relic, What do you do with it?

>>47000703
point to nearest xeno, mutant or heretic and pull the trigger

>>47000703
Basically a plasma blast gun made out of a pistol...

Range 30m S/2- 1d10+6E 6 10rds 3kgs.

Twin linked - +20 BS as more rounds are blasted at target, for every 2 DoS add 1 extra round up to the maximum of 2 rounds.

blast it with piss

>>47000703
Use it like the gun it is.

>>47000703
Give it to the machine cult on the very small chance that they can reverse-engineer it

>>47000703
Get killed by it when it gets hot on a 2+

>>47000703
If I could be disintegrated by a single barreled plasma gun just by firing it, I'm going to stay as far away from that one as possible.

>>47000703
Have a Librarian scan it for corruption. If it is untainted, hand it over to the Techmarines. Honestly it's like you can't even recite the Codex Astartes from back-to-front.

can I stick my dick in it?

Good thing my gunslinger has above-average strength so he can use the thing one-handed. If it melts on the first shot I discard it and switch to the normal guns.

>>47001879
Maybe it counts as twin-linked? Kinda daft really though with twice the shots it should overheat twice as much not be twice as accurate/safe. Twinlinked rule always bugged me

>>47000703
Call the intern.
Give it to him and say "Hey kid, here a gift, go shoot xenos with it"
>If he blows up, clearly was unworthy
>If he doesn't it was a test and I got myself a kick-ass plasmagungun

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Put it in the armory along with all the other things my order cannot use anymore. :(

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>>47000703
Your chapter discovers this relic, what do you do with it?

>>47003394
Hand it off to a serf because it's clearly not useful to such an August personage as my holy self.

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>>47000703
That's a plasma blaster. Give it back to the terminator squad.

>>47000703
Nail it down before the arrive of the Blood Ravens.

>>47001879
And this is why you mass produce it and give it to the Xenos and Heretics...

>>47003174

>here's a present
>you take if away from him after he uses it without dying

Terrible. Is your chapter the 'Indian Givers'?

>>47001931
Reciting the codex backwards?
chaplain summon the First Conpany we have a traitor to excoriate

>>47001853

Your never getting that pistol back. I love the admech, I play the admech, I admit that in fluff they are kinda dicks ro the rest of the imperium.

is that a comb-combi-plasma?

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>>47000703
So just a plasma blaster? Neat.

>>47001992
by all means. You'll find it pleasantly warm and squishy, just like a real loli.

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Prostate massage