Filename Thread: Early Level Campaign Edition.

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Simpsons filenames are best filenames

>>46855048
>Hunter: The Reckoning

>>46855233
>Botched Knowledge (Warfare)

>>46855359
Didn't he fuck her?

>>46855262
I'd spank that elf.

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For those of you who don't know rolling doubles is bad news.

>>46855466
Checked

>>46855466
Fuckin' warp magic.

>>46855832
I like that guy.

>>46855939
>that incompetence with the pistol

>>46855970
You gotta take off the points somewhere.

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>>46855596
What was she trying to do? Are you supposed to catch it once it bounces off the wall?

>>46855422
Too busy fucking his sisters.

>>46855547
Oh, the rule about Catachan squad getting rid of their commissars is still around?

>>46856056
I should have named this Imperial Gaurd Vets

>>46856104
Looks like Lucky Star, but it's not that depressing usually.

>>46855642
I chuckled heartily. Well done anon.

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>>46856104

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>>46856198

>>46856198
>proprietor of midgets
These British...

>>46856097
Oh god, that hurts so damn much to look at.
They need a lower enlisted. We can call shit like that out and just be called stupid noobies while they'd get investigated.

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>>46856169
Took me until the last second, then I bust a gut. Well done.

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>>46856232
>those hips
daily reminder

>>46856097
Oh god I recognize that patch. That bitch is on my post.

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>>46856300
God dammit moot.

>RAW vastly outclasses RAI.

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>>46856347

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>>46856958

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>>46857271
The ruined wings are retarded but I like that monster with a deer skull for a head.

I though it was a Wendigo instead of a Demon, though. Or am I mistaking it for the jersey devil?

>>46857751
What's Abnes doing here?

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>>46855247

>>46856222

Hey, in this economy, a job's a job.

...It's the professional Cow-Banger and Emasculator I'm worried about.

Gotta admire the Knocker-Up of workpeople though, now there's a job with some security.

>>46858308
>Gotta admire the Knocker-Up of workpeople though, now there's a job with some security.

Not really. You get put out of work as soon as someone invents cheap alarm clocks.
It was a guy who went around a neighbourhood knocking on people's doors and windows in the morning so that they got to the factory on time

>>46858389

Goddamn it. Next you'll be telling me that Chicken-Sexer doesn't entail what I think it does.

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>>46858433
I would absolutely do that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_sexing

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>>46857627
based Sayman

>>46858473
this is that Perfect Gentleman kid who shot up his college last year, right?

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>>46858603
2014, but yeah.

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>>46858655
That is actually extremely irating for sharks

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>>46858655

>>46858686
>daleks begged for mercy in front of River Song because it knew who her father was
10/10

>>46858698
Because it's embarrassing, we know.

>>46858715

I prefer

>The universe tried to erase Rory once
>It exploded

>>46858752
I miss Rory. At least he had some medical background. There are many moments in Doctor Who were the doctor could've saved someone if he was actually a doctor.

>>46858781
He was less a stick in the mud than he was the result of a caber toss into a swamp

>>46858824
I understand that having the villain saying "yeah, okay, bring me back to my planet" would be a bit dumb, but in several episode, he could've fixed everything without causing people to die.
Like the Vampires of Venise one.

>>46858781

Honestly, Rory and Amy won. Living with the Doctor is a zero-sum game, sooner or later you're going to get killed. They escaped that by traveling to the past and to a place that the Doctor couldn't just follow and go to live their lives and (I strongly suspect) have multiple further children.

Clara figured it out when she erased herself from the Doctors memories. Basically, she get's to live now.

>>46858844

Australia, the only country where they could lose to their own wildlife.

...but what is that saying more about? Their military? Or their wildlife?

>>46858891
As an Australian, a little of column A, a little of column B.

>>46858702
>Teaching Feeling: Monstergirl Edition

>>46858916
>still no game catering to my hand-holding and headpatting interests

>>46858919
>Dani's Pizza
Sign me the fuck up

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>>46858844
>>46858891
>>46858911

This is the worst FN thread I have ever seen on /tg/
Actually looks like it's OP brutally samefagging from the start.

>>46858976
on the brightside we're better at it than /co/

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>>46859097
I want to point out that you can only see the falcon at around 12 seconds in when sliding through the webm frame by frame.

>>46859198
>khajit versus Argonian

>>46859198
the fuck is this opposite day??

>>46859309
Cats are pretty fucking dangerous in all of their incarnations. Crocs are only dangerous if they can smell your blood.

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>>46859323
Like fishes.

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>>46859309
South American Jaguar, single largest big cat in the animal kingdom. Can shatter a turtle's shell with jaw strength alone. That Crocodile only stood a chance if he noticed the Jaguar, even once pulled into the water he's fucked as the cat likely shattered it's spine after seizing it. Crocs have a really poor sense of sight so the jaguar pretty much had that entire encounter in the bag.

fun fact? Jaguars drag their kills up into trees so they can eat in peace.

>>46859394
>cat likely shattered it's spine
METAAAAAAAAAAL

>>46859376
>the girl's face on the last panel
I shouldn't be laughing so hard.

>>46859394
>Stalker, you need to foucs on the task at hand

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>>46859414
I have better.

>>46859394
I kept reading that as
>Can shatter a turtle's jaw with strength alone
And got really confused

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>>46859641
Why were you?
You can't break a turtle's shell with Wisdom now, can you?

>>46858919
>Hell has lava lamps

Well, sign me the fuck up.

>>46856097
Just to be clear, it's her holding the gun by the barrel pointed towards her abdomen that's got everyone mad right?

>>46855466
Brb contacting the inquisition.

>>46860262
And the rifle she's resting against her body, pointing directly at her waist

>>46860262
>>46860316
in front of a general and a master sergeant if I'm reading those ranks correctly

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>>46858655
nigga that's a fucking TIGER SHARK.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

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>>46860262
She's pointing BOTH in her own direction.

This is some next level shit.

>>46855422

She fucked him

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>>46855000
trips of truth

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>>46856122
It's not Lucky Star, and the time is reversed.

>>46858919
Picture of herself behind her. Someone is vain

>>46861430
Well, pride is a cardinal sin after all.

>>46861430
fuck you, with a chest like that I'd keep a framed picture of myself as well

>>46861430
>>46861462
>>46861490

Honey, I can explain this
>Explain this HOW, Anonymous? This is absolutely disgusting!
It's completely normal to jerk it to porn
>I can understand that you have needs but THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY OF YOURSELF
LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME I DON'T HAVE A NICE ASS

I'd have posted the cap this is copypasta'd from, but one word falls under rule 15

>>46859097
Did it takes it's head off or is it just broken and out of view for the rest of the clip?

>>46861623
Watched it at half speed. It still has its head but it looks like the neck is broken.

>>46855844
shame he didn't

>>46855775
Not what the filename thing is about, but I couldn't stop giggling so you get a free pass.

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>>46857335
Something like that

>>46862354
So that's the jersey devil?

>>46858702
Won't the shark suffocate from it staying still too long?

>>46862547
Eh, you see the gills flapping from the flow. I think it's alright.

>>46856169
did the little one die?

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>>46856020
Crossfit

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>>46856339
>mfw i see that warrior's name

>>46859309
In any ecosystem that has them, felines are apex predators at the top of the food chain. The only exception is North America, where instead it's wolves and bears.

Arguably felines are the most successful mammal predator family after hominids.

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>>46855466
Heresy of an undeniable scale.

>>46863954
go back to /b/

>>46863954
>Getting Banned from /tg/

>>46863954
"How to call down the wrath of God on anon"
Alternatively
"Germans"

>>46858603
I just want to say how incredible it is that google-ing "Perfect Gentleman kid who shot up his college" lead me straight to the correct wikipedia article.

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>>46864483
good use of pun

>>46862285
Kids these days with your MTVs and video games...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2ViNJFZC8

>>46864662
>kids these days
I beg to differ.
I live in a third-world shithole country, I've never heard about it from people around me, I was born way after it was popular, and even I've watched through the majority of Monty Python repertoire, the TV show, the movies - you name it.
It's an essential watch for anyone who values good humor.

>>46864662
Not the one you were replying to, but that was my first time seeing it, and I must say it lived up to the hype.

>>46862546
That's a Leshen, a monster from the Witcher series.

>>46864932
Only played the first one who was pretty terrible.

>>46862252
Source ?

>>46858698
the sacred geometry is real

>>46862547
If they don't move in a STILL body of water, then yes.

But in the ocean, water is always moving and flowing, so the shark is fine.

>>46859056
>Rigger

IT'S DECKER YOU FUCKING NORMIE

>>46865435
mekakucity actors

>>46864555
When did Triple H become Shao Kahn?

>>46864932
who is clearly the master of the wild hunt from DDG1e Celtic mythos

>>46855818
These are guys btw. I've actually seen them in action, the way they dance at each other is super cute

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>>46864662
Not >>46862285, but I think his point was that is a shit filename for /tg/ because it has nothing to do with /tg/.

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>>46855466
witnessed

>>46869920

maximum kek

>>46857349

Underrated post, good on ya m8

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>>46856198
Now, I know "knocker-up of workpeople" means you go around and wake up people, that's what "knocking up" means over there. And cow-banger, I'm pretty sure that's what we call a knocker in america, the hammer-man.

Beef twister, though. Oh god.

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>>46857011
>>46856958

>>46858546
>Would you like some toast?

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>>46858856
I always got the sense that all that nonsense with baby melody in the Silence two-parter was meant to set up that her parents would get to raise her in at least one regeneration.

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>>46860838
I know a character who needs to join this party.

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>>46855500

That's Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA. The building on the left is Capella Tower. The golden building in the middle is the Wells Fargo Center, and the building on the right (with the reflection of the WFC in it is the IDS Center.

>mfw I'm not even from Minnesota, I just like Skyscrapers

>>46872778
>viaturge just collected his major charge

>>46856056
Who would win?
> all the Orks in the galaxy
> the Hulkster

>>46856156
Could someone link the full thing or tell me the source?
I can't reverse image search with this iPod

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>>46873104
This looks awesome. True Detective?

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>>46873319
better challenge:
>the Hulkster
>GW's legal team

I'd love to see him end up owning them too.

>>46873383
Yup. Pic related is more for a /tv/ filename thread, but it feels relevant to the discussion.

>>46873383
Don't bother, True Detective season 2 is absolute fucking trash. You just saw the one of the two cool moments in the season.

>>46873433
Oh I get it. I hear season 2 sucks though.

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>>46873454
>>>46873460
Ahh well I still keep meaning to checkout season1.

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>>46873454
The other cool moment from season 2

>>46873491
Season 1 is good as long as you can stomach the dialog. The difference between season 2 and 1 is that in season 2 the guy that made the show cool, Cary Fukunaga, left to direct Beasts of No Nation leaving the shitty writer with full control of season 2.

>>46858856
Unfortunately, Amy wound up barren because of the whole thing on demon's run.

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>>46873597
Season 1 is also extremely /tg/ relevant, though hopefully you haven't been spoiled on how, exactly.

>>46873104
>Miami Hotline LARP event

>>46863999
Please tell me oh blessed trips
What did I miss?

>>46873764
A literal shitshow, with cum expelled from a prolapsed anus mixed in, to be mixed in a plastic bag and then used as shampoop.

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Still need a name for this one.

>>46873102

Really good song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

>>46874031
Can't tell if furry wet dream or Hotline Miami 3

>>46874059

A little from column A, a little from column B.

>>46874031


>>46873102
This anon here. Yeah, I'm the one that took the screenshot. I hated the song at first, but a bud of mine kept playing it in our Dubtrack and eventually it grew on me. Really like a lot of their stuff now.

>>46858756
Source?

>>46873252
>2nd Ammendment.jpg

>>46861592
People don't care as long as there's no pastel horse in the picture.

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>>46874482
A long time ago I got it in my head that I should make an RPG maker game where one of the four player characters is a brawler whose starting weapon is Bear Hands, and in an optional sidequest you can help a small republic set up their new constitution, and in return they give him the gift of Bear Arms.

I ended up not making it because RPG Maker is surprisingly difficult. I thought it was going to have a working combat engine when I downloaded it, not that I'd have to make one.

>>46874429
It's true, in any system where you can reasonably land a called shot I've always just seen it become head hunting.

>>46874578
But that's realistic. Why WOULDN'T you always go for the head?

>>46874555
>I thought it was going to have a working combat engine when I downloaded it, not that I'd have to make one.
Same. There are free scripts out there that can get you close to where you want before you have to do any coding yourself, but damn is the core system shitty.

>>46874598
Because nutshots can incap with only one low-to-mid-strength blow.

>>46874598

If center-of-mass will put the target down (e.g. no body armor), the torso is a much larger and easier target than the head.

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>>46874578
I may just show my players this image to explain why my wild west D&D game isn't going to have called shots.

Besides, I've always been in favor of letting players roleplay their damage based on whether it's low, medium, high, or fatal, and that often satisfies all their lust for called shots.

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He wasn't a player, but my gm once took three separate occasions in the same session that he thinks rioters should be shot on sight.

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>>46874640
The problem is it's easy in a lot of systems to get enough modifiers to allow someone to go after the head every time. And if the head is a one hit kill spot, as it often is in systems, then that's a one hit kill that's one stacked roll away.

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>>46874698

Reminds me of Mass Effect. There was a very annoying melee enemy that was lethal up close, and while it was technically possible to shoot their sword and break it, nobody ever did because it just took one headshot to kill them.

On-topic;
>Lieutenant's favorite mook

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>>46874646
I had a friend who used their very lenient point buy build to just make it so that it was easier to shoot someone in the eyeball from far away (because damage resistance never counted for the eyeball) than it was to shoot them at all at point blank. Then he spent every session praying for a reason to shoot the rest of us while we just wanted to reach over and burn his sheets.

Granted it was a problem with him rather than the system, but still.

>>46874794
Tell me about them.

Why do they wear the underwear masks?

>>46873383
what film is this?

>>46874915
Because they're perverts, terrorists, and perverted terrorists.

>>46864518
Jonny Mundo, you lovable piece of shit.

>>46875378
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Jox

>>46875878
thanks.

>>46874698

> Servus Cells

>>46875399
If they took off the masks, would they die?

>>46876311
It would be extremely lewd....

(In all likelihood yes they would be captured and executed for telling boner jokes and spreading softcore porn)

>>46871188
That was, indeed, my point exactly.

>>46865248
It gets better. Second one was alright, third one (which the Leshy up there comes from) is fucking awesome. Never felt so invested in a character before.

And the expansion lets you fight an evil David Beckham!

>>46873682
And yet they had at least one grandchild.

Must've adopted.

>>46874791
*Checks date*
Wait a minute, I was there for that one!