Stat me and my weapon /tg/

>>46822682
Not Lumberjack enough/10

>>46822682
Got your shit slapped by the worst character to date, in the worst expansion to date.

Not worth statting.

>>46822682
Never talk to me and my weapon again

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>46823402
Hold up, ive seen this exact same stats on every stat me thread in the past two weeks, what's going on here, anon?

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>>46823462
>hownew.ru

>>46823462
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/owlbear.htm

>>46823072
>worst character
I thought that Thrall would qualify given the amount of wank he receives.

>>46825142
I typed up a massive post in response to yours about why Yrel is the worst character that Warcraft has to offer, barrng possibly that one kid that's a third Midheiv, a third Thrall, and a third Draenei, but captcha occasionally eats your posts when you use the mobile site.

Suffice to say, Yrel is like all the wanking that Thrall has gotten iver the last three expansions all balled up into one character who does nothing but whine about her dead sister, is somehow stronger than two ancient Draenei faction leaders despite having no training and being literally found near dead in a cave (apologising for killing her murderous captors, no less.), has the personality of one of those shit tween girl romance protagonists who're all so special but also troubled but also the boys love her but also she's better than them, and was probably just added to the game because some suit from Activision wanted a female faction leader and told them to use Bella Swan or Katness Everdeen as their template because those were popular with them kids right?

Fuck Yrel.

>>46822682
Blackhand is part Fire Elemental or something, right? Would he be considered an Elemental Outsider?