>The party rogue keeps her treasures in a bird carcass

That image is actually from the time I loaded a blunderbuss with my grandmothers jewelry.

>>46815889
>The party gunslinger keeps her treasures in a bird carcass

>>46815756
>A cat steals it

>She keeps all her treasures in her gut by swallowing them

Still creeps me out.

>>46816252
Sounds like a rogue that knows her way around a prison.

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>>46816252
>She keeps all her valuables tied to a string that goes up her anus, with a small section of it sticking out for easy access
>The party is captured and in jail, don't know what to do
>"It's cool" the rogue says as she bends over and tenses up, gripping the bars, "Just grab it and pull as hard as you can, my toolkit's near the end"

>>46816399
See that wouldn't have been so bad desu

Instead she was just a creepy fuck that ate all kinds of shit and was all fucked up.

>>46815756
>>46815889
>>46815909
>>46816252
>>46816399
This sounds unsanitary.

>>46816399
>tenses up
>hard as you can
Fuck no! Jesus christ! You have clearly never put something in your butt.

>>46815756
For what purpose?

>>46816454
Man, I wish I knew where my screenshot of dr.Assmarbles is.

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>>46816436
Jail is a hard place anon, once you've been locked up, you know how to find the loopholes, and will always be prepared for the worst case.

>>46816454
Damn, now that you say that I realize what you mean.

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>>46816454
>You have clearly never put something in your butt.
The people who haven't are only a minority on 4chan.

>>46817583
amerifags are known for using suppositories on their sons

>>46816480
>pic
Jon got a lot more muscular after the apocalypse happened.

>>46816480
It's nice to know that jontron survived the apocalypse.

>party
>her
This is where you went wrong.

>>46817738
I am unfamiliar with this meme.

>>46820041
'merica is the country with highest per capita consume of suppository for babies and children

Our monk punched the wizard's familiar, critted, double-killed.

PC now wears a non-mechanically-useful bronzed gauntlet to demonstrate to all when he punched the cat in the gullet and the monk's fist came out the button-hole in the back.

>>46820126
It's pretty popular in Britain to give your autistic child bleach enemas.

>>46820126
Makes sense. Awful diet combined with a culture that chooses medication over lifestyle change.

>>46821544
It's more that our medical system is retarded than anything else.

>>46821676
Only recently.

>>46823855
>100 years
>recent

>>46815756
>party with a goblin in it

Honestly, it could be worse