What is the best 40K army and why is it the Ultramarines?

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>>46734489

My Butt Marines Tutorial ;)

>watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KggIguw5dM0&list=PLy55WVLwDMPlyr7qFDehv8aCI9wnuDvZd&index=50

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>>46734489
>MFW Iron Hands are now the strongest Chapter and Smashfucker Prime can BTFO Guilliman himself.

>>46734489
>Ultramarines
>Not Mechanicum Ordo Reductor
I love the smell of phosphex in the morning, 6 medusa shells of it on turn 1 to be precise.

>>46736590
Smashfucker can btfo most primarchs, including his own primarch.

With that being said, I'm a newbie (not OP) and I play Ultramarines for two reasons: 1) I like their colours 2) I like the fact that they have a jack-of-all-trades appeal, instead of focusing into one particular thing (for example, Imperial fists focus too much on bolters and siege, Iron Hands focus too much on robots, Black Templars focus too much on being knights and hating magic, Space Wolves are just gay, ect)

> Space Wolves are just gay

Please refer to the section entitled "Bjorn the Fell-Handed"

>>46737737
Nope, they ruined him in Wulfin, he is now a super psycher mini emperor do-it-all instead of just a grizzled veteran.

The last bastion of Space Wolf badassery devolved into just another wolf sue fag.

Mourn him...

>>46738144
I like Space Wolves who are just Space Marines who are slightly more assholish and might have like a wolf-pelt or a few wolf teeth on their armor.

I don't like the whole "I AM A LOUD DRUNKEN FUCK WHO RIDES WOLF. BTW I SWEAR A LOT. SO BADASS XD" shit they have going on.

>>46738216
I'm so sorry anon, I'm so sorry for your loss...

>>46736590

Why are you surprised that cheesing as hard as you can on a stupid, never-wins-actual-games single model will be able to outcheese 30k units?

FW shit is always less powerful, and you're actively trying as hard as you can to break the 40k combatant you're pitting against the 30k one.

The fact that every Primarch isn't 2+/3++ minimum should tell you that much already.

>>46738319
Loss? What are you talking about?

>>46738379
>I like Space Wolves who are just Space Marines who are slightly more assholish and might have like a wolf-pelt or a few wolf teeth on their armor.

This hasn't been the space wolves since 5th edition mate, your better off just making your own chapter these days. Drunken wolf riding fucks have been the norm for years now.

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>>46734489

If the Ultramarines are the best, then why don't they die for the Emperor as much as we Kreigers do?

>>46739004
Because they're not made of paper and thus require more than a gentle breeze to die. Dumb question. Next.

>>46734489
If we are talking overall, across factions, then I think its Eldar or bust in that case.

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>>46739823

So they wear armor to make it harder for them to die for the Emperor? Isn't that heretical?

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>>46740291
>This is what Guardsmen believe

>>46740291
>fighting and dying for the Emperor a single time instead of fighting and not dying so you can fight even more for the Emperor

Pathetic.

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>>46740381
This is what Kriegers believe, which is why they're better servants of the Emperor.

>>46740388
It's the dying that's important, anon. Every Krieger knows this.

>>46738909
>tfw you got started in Second Edition and still default to that eras fluff

>>46739004
We all have our place in the galaxy. The Imperial Guard are called upon to die for the Emperor, while the Space Marines are called upon to kill for Him.

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This isn't a Salamander thread yet?

mfw when ultramarines

>>46741610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKIAMAqGNIY

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>>46741987
Well it is now.

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