MtG Stories: Kid edition

What's up with some players loving the hell out of winning matches against kids?

There is a 11 year old who plays at my FLGS who says some odd things. Most memorable quote from him, "I remember back when I was 8; playing drinking vodka, fucking bitches, and playing Yui-Gi-Oh."

>>46687087
They're too awful to win games on an even footing so they prey on new players and people running on a budget. They usually end up winning most of these unfair games, so they throw a tantrum when they lose.

These people rank only slightly above those who trade shark kids on the terrible person spectrum.

>>46687242

That's some next level bluffing right there

>>46687242
That kid is a born hustler.

>>46687323
He's a pretty cool kid. Doesn't play Yui-Gi-Oh anymore. Poor guy is trying to get into MTG Modern.

>>46687374
RIP dad's wallet

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Drafted for the first time 5 years ago.
First pack had a Delver and a foil Snapcaster.
I first picked pic related.

>>46686945
>A kid makes me duel him in commander cause he was going to ick my ass
>He was using 5 colored allies
>I play Jhoira
>turn 5 i already obliterated and have it that betrays on the battlefield
>Ownerstore is mad at me for making kids cry in the store

>>46686945
When I was a kid in middle school, some new kid got into magic and pulled some rare I really wanted. I ended up trading him some shitty common for it because he didn't understand rarity.

I gloated about it and he just gave me this look of defeat. I was walking home and felt bad about it.

I later saw him again in high school and apologized for being an asshole about it. He said he didn't even remember the trade and told me don't worry about it.

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>Have played MTG for the last 17 years
>occasionally go on 2-3 years hiatus
>Come back from one of these just in time for the SOI pre-release
>Go to LGS
>See a bunch of old faces as well as a bunch of new ones
>go 3-0 going into the final round
>opponent is one of the new faces there
>Hypes himself up as one of the best people at that shop despite only been playing for a year or two
>Talks to me as if I haven't played MTG before
>At the start actually says "I'll let the new guy go first. It won't matter"
>Owner of the store sitting next to him looks at him in disbelief before turning to me and saying "win in 2"
>I crush him in 2
>mfw

>>46689455
Oh fuck

>>46692404
but anon FNM is for kids and casuals and beginners

if you don't like playing against them then don't attend

>>46693458
I need my weekly fix.

And besides, after the first round, it's alright.