Name my hammer

BOOMerang, spelled exactly like this

Smashy-Throwy

>>46655671
>a name

SoulPounder
Discount Rhinoplasty
Boofhammer
Tinkers Damn
StarFucker
Thrash Metal
BallEpeen
Whore Whammer
Sista Sledge
everything-looks-like-a-tack
Attitude Adjuster
My Li'l Friend
+2 to Smoosh
This Is Not A Drill
If Found Return To Barnum & Bailey

>>46655671
Hammer Of Thor?

This Metal Fucks Cucks

>>46655671

Chad.

>>46655671

Righteous Comet?

Such a hammer is definitely righteous, and it returns to the wielder every time without fail.

>>46655671
Hammers are not elegant tools. Name it something blunt, like Hammer.

>>46656481
>This Is Not A Drill
Or this

>>46655671
Mjolnir

>>46655671
>>46656481
DentalAppointment

>>46656481
>This Is Not A Drill
kek

>>46655671
Fist of the Sun God?
Or just Fist of Sol?

My Other Beatstick Is Sickle

Kinda going for a more serious name

>>46655671
The Pussy Smasher

>>46656659
Dude.
>>46656536
>>46656639

Faithful.

Cuz u know, always returns to it's asshole owner ho can't even lock his fking gaunglet around it.

>>46655671
Eve of Destruction

>>46656536

I think this name suits a flail better. A flail boomerang, now that's a thought.

>>46655671
I'm partial to Sun Slammer myself, despite its origins.

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>>46655671
...Are you my Dorf paladin player?

Soft Rhythm
Carpenter's Hand
Thumb seeker
The Wholly Replaced Original Hammer
Ever Blunt
Percussion
Saw's Brother.
Practical Solution

>>46655671
Summer Super Slam

The Chair

Just make it after the angel that used it. What is the name of the angel that used it?

All you have

>>46657283
RIP Homestuck. Hussie-A-Hack.

Fear No Anvil.

>>46658094
Right in my gaping soul-wound.

Too soon, man. Too soon.

>>46656991
>make a flail where the ball is not connected to the handle
>you swing the handle and at the right moment, release the ball
>ball travels in an elastic arc, away and back
>Massive destructive potential
>safely using it requires catching the head back onto the handle when it returns
>yfw people practice with ball-in-a-cups to use this magnificent weapon

>>46658590

Elemental versions of the weapon abound. The Emperor is guarded by a squad of conditioned half-ogres armed with theese things. (Of course, there is also regular elite infantry and caster support, he is not an idiot.) Each ogre wields a certain element-based boomerang flail.

Together these guys are nown as the Constellation of Pain.

>>46658226
Don't worry, anon. We have an epilogue coming in the un-seeable future.

Wrinklefucker

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>>46655671
Dawn

>>46658763

Yeah, I kept refreshing MSPA main until i saw. I'm just sad that the reality of the artistic process kicked both us and Andrew in the balls. Wish he had more time.

Thanks for kind words, anon.

>>46658797

Damn, son!

If I were OP, I'd grab this one. Heavy-sounding, cyclical, as celestial as they come.

>>46655671
Hard to name without some info about your character.

Or it's own backstory.

Or fucking something other than the fact that it's a throwing hammer (smaller) and deals radiant damage (holy?)

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>>46655671
Judgement.
>>46658876
If I had to guess...
>He's a dwarf paladin of the god of light
>It was made by the members of a church of a goddess of law, crafting, and dwarves as payment for saving people who had been captured by a cult
>He's sworn an oath of Vengeance against fiends, has a history of fighting assassins, and is currently participating in a war where the only reason he's still on the side he is is because the other is backed by a demon.
Am I right?

>>46659233
Sounds awfully specific.)

>>46659273
I have a player who's been looking for a name for his hammer, to which he has recently acquired the new returning ability to.
It's a legacy weapon, so he's likely looking to name it.
He has a bell with no clapper as a necklace- it rings whenever he smites an enemy.

>>46659326
Yeah, I gathered.

It was either that or scrying.

Mega Crush Hammer, or M.C. Hammer for short.

The Hand/Fist of Dawn

FUCKING MAGNETS

>>46662248
HOW DO THEY WORK?

>>46662354
electromagnetism.

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God's Hand
Starforged
Meteor Crusher
Divine Retribution
Judgement
Empyrean
Daybreak
Revelation
Heaven's Fist
Mercy

Celestial Wrath.

>>46655671
Throwing Star - literally

>>46659233
i know the op and ironically he is a tiefling paladin.
though he is fighting a cult

Heavenly Ravager

ǫldsteði
Meaning "Human anvil." Not any human anvil, but THE human Anvil

ljómistál
Also works. Radiant steel

>>46655671
I'm calling my earthbreaker "CONVERSATION".

My character named it as a jab at our paladin who has 20 CHA and wants to talk to everyone before and after fighting, especialy to enemies. So when she tries diplomacy checks on creatures that are clearly not in the mood for conversation, i use my superior initiative, and start the fight with a battlecry "CON-VER-SA-TION!!!".

Hammer-smash-face ensues.

>>46655671
>Name my hammer
No!
I shall name you instead.
Henceforth you shall be known as Grabthar!
Avenge the fallen.

Saint Elegius

>>46657363
>Percussion

Not bad. Short and clever.

>>46655671
Light Pounding

>>46655671
A legendary paladin in my setting uses a hammer called Sacred Oath.