Fuck you, you little shit.

We're not using a system with item durability, how did that even happen?

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>>46622692
That's a rust monster.

They eat metal.

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>>46622750

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What a lil' cutie!

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>>46622770

>>46622678
>>playing brawler in PF
>>rust monster eats mithril shirt his dad gave him
>>come back in wood armor and pummel the shit out of it

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>>46622828

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>>46622862

Imagine a tribe of humanoid rust monsters who use stone weapons.

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>>46622875

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Pic related literally

>>46622901
Do you have the moth from PF?

Since people actually play PF, as unfortunate as that may be.

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>>46622901

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Whats your armour class? :3

>>46622913
No, I stopped playing D&D at 2E.

>>46622901
So, what do gold rust dragons look like?

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>>46622901
>>46622921
>For the DM who's players are uncertain as to whether she hates them or not

>>46622963
>So, what do gold rust dragons look like?
Like rusty gold, duh.

>>46623087
Gold cannot rust (oxidize) so, none.

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>>46622678
Why isn't he wearing anything underneath?
Metal on naked skin is so uncomfortable that even porn doesn't do this.

>>46622889
That is amazing.

>>46625992
Yes it can.
The conditions to oxidise gold are rarely found naturally but gold can and will oxidise.
All metal can. Anyone that tells you X metal doesn't is a liar that doesn't understand oxidisation chemistry.

>>46622843
Mithral is immune to rusting in Pathfinder.

>>46626162
Because it's fantasy? Maybe his undercloths were so blood soaked from all the murderhoboing that the rust monster could eat out the iron in hemoglobin.

>>46626237
Well it was too long ago to go back and demand the gm give me my shirt back now.