What did we lose a lot of good priests to, /tg/?

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>>46496595
>What did we lose a lot of good priests to, /tg/?
The bad priests.

>>46496595
the call of booty

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Chaotic magic-users.

>>46496595
Succubus (male)

Mecha-Jesus.

>>46496595
The Jews.

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>>46496651

>>46496595
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

>>46496651
Incubus? Succutraps?

>>46496699
Don't you mean Mecha-Death-Christ-2000?

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>>46496595
A fucking vampire! It bit them right in the neck!

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>>46496651
You rang?

>>46496775
FUCKING PROTESTANT SCUM!

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>>46496595
Word Bearers and bible fights.

>>46496595
>What did we lose a lot of good priests to, /tg/?

porn

Several experiments with priest colliders in an attempt to discover the faith particle

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>>46496775
Y'ALL FUCKBUCKETS NEED JESUS

>>46496595
Spotlight.

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>>46496595
Protestants

(Father, son, and holy pic related)

>>46496651
>>46496751
>>46497080
What if Succubi and Incubi are divided not on their own gender, but the gender of their prey? Kinda like saltwater/freshwater fish, an Succubus can only survive on male souls, so it has to get creative with polymorph to get inside the heads of gay/bi/trap lovers.

>>46496595
We're not sure. We haven't found them again yet.

>>46496595
You let a fat not!Viking crook into the town watch, and let him do as he pleased. Guess what, all the good priests got executed as an example.

>>46496751
>>46496651
>>46497080
And now I have a new fetish. Thanks, internet.

>>46496595
The plague.

We also lost all the engineers, scholars, tacticians, architects, artists, and basically everyone else.

Except the bankers. No, not even the bankers' families. Just the bankers.

If you're reading this post, the plague got me, too. Save yourself.

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>>46499977
This mean I'm a banker!

>>46499222
I was pretty sure that was how it worked already.

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>>46499424
You're welcome.

ADVENTURING PARTIES

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>>46499424

>>46497080
S A U C E
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>>46501197
He who asks for sauce won't never pass the Panda Guardian

>>46497080
There's nudity on the left side of the screen! Mods! Mods! Mods!

>>46501197
http://exhentai.org/g/608570/42f38c9179/

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the nuns wish to prompt a doctrinal shift, and have done most of the shifting using maces

>>46496595
Thinking being a priest gives them a free pass to do whatever they want. My grandparents were super catholic, my grandmother especially, and they insisted my sister and I go to the church they had chosen before we were even born. The priest there was a pretty alright dude from what little I remember but around the time I was 4-5 he was arrested for adultery, molestation, illegal gambling within a church, drunk and disorderly conduct in and out of church, and finally stole a sports car from a dude and drove it on the highway in the wrong direction for about 30 miles. When they caught him he was quoted saying that God had absolved him and he did nothing wrong. Grandma found a new favorite church the next day and never spoke of him again like it never happened. Case and point some people take religious beliefs to far.

Positivism and the Enlightenment Meta-narrative.

>>46502339
Then they were not doing their religious duty of holding priests to a higher standard.

There's a reason that in the Liturgy (the pre-Reform Liturgy that was still in Latin was even more clear about this, ironically) that the priest has to confession his sins to God before approaching the altar at the beginning, begging the saints and the congregation to pray for him, before the congregation start to pray for the forgiveness of their own sins.

This is called the Confiteor. It is actually quoted in Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame during Frollo's song "Hellfire" in order to show his hypocrisy in not admitting his own sins that even priests, bishops, and the Pope admit every time they approach the altar. Hence the recurring anthem "Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa."

Your family were fanatics, but fanatics have only themselves to blame for being blind.

Really? It's a lost priest thread and no one has posted the webm where the chaplain finds out a nun is a slut?

>>46496595
Teaching critical examination of our Holy Book during seminary as well as a history of it's construction.

>>46499222
>Create system/setting that uses these rules
>Don't create sex demon for nonbinary people
>Powergaming grogs have to choose between giving up a clear advantage with no mechanical downsides and triggering themselves by having to play a tumblrgendered character

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>>46504742
>nonbinary people

>>46504742
Carrying on the fish metaphor, I imagine such people represent the deep sea thermal vents, hyper-saline water bodies or underground water systems of the soul menu: rare examples that are entirely unsuitable for most fish/succubi, but a small, highly specialised group of individuals can exploit it. Of course, such specialised lifestyle does tend to leave those that pursue it a little...odd.

>>46504742 >>46504853

I approve.

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>>46496651
>>46496751
>>46497080
>Be regular Catholic
>Figure out that bitches ain't shit but hoes and shit
>Live for the Lord, become a priest
>Some succubut seduces her
>Begone_wench.manuscript
>She's actually pretty cool
>Teach her the ways of the Lord, discover her true nature
>Learn to love her
>Leave the clergy, marry her
>"She" has a dick
>MFW

>>46504853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTKkQ5VCW7g

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>>46496595
WAR!

kiddie diddling

>>46498941
Made me chuckle

>>46499222
incubus means lie on top, succubus means lie below. that is already how it works.

>>46496751
Male succubi are possible as long as he's a catcher. The prefixes refer to whether they lie above or beneath not gender

>>46496595
Children demons

>>46504742
That's because "nonbinary" doesn't actually exist and its just a made up label created for the sole purpose of garnering attention.

>>46512809
Oh look, it's a triggered grognard

>>46512892
Oh look, it's a triggered tumblrina.

>>46496595
Small choir boys

>>46496636
Fucking Bargle. Y u kill waifu?

>>46504742
Or you know

Grogs would just play non tumblr games

>>46512892
>>46512909
>using terms designed around stupidity

can you both just be assholes again? the way it use to be? that way >>46497080
can have a good time.

>>46512809
Going by logic, everyone is "nonbianary" except for fucking Hulk Hogan. Nobody's 101% MANLY in the real world.

The people who call themselves that are retarded snowflakes, though.

>>46512892
>>46512909
Oh triggered, it's look

Lack of priestly superpowers. I would be a priest if I could be like shadow priests from warcraft.

>>46513329
>not striving to be as manly as our Lord and Savior the Macho Man Randy Savage

>>46500676
>>46512809
Personally I'm a non-binary person. In fact I'm not digital at all. Totally analog.

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>>46514228
Some are better off not being manly though.

>>46513000
YOU WERE TEN.

>>46515967
I'm personally binary. Right now I'm on, and when I'm dead I'll be off.

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>>46514228

>>46503928
You know, why isn't that a thing in Freedomland? Around here you can't become priest or even monk without actually studying Theology for five years.