How is it possible to get eldar human hybrids if eldar women

>eldar women have literally a maze as their passageways

You're confusing eldars with ducks anon.

>How is it possible to get eldar human hybrids if eldar women have literally a maze as their passageways.
It simply isn't.

>>46496206
>a maze as their passageways
is this an euphemism?

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Oh look its another thread, much heresy, much eldar biology, much fap, what an interest and productive discussion.

>>46496322
this desu. We should have a thread where we discuss about who our fave primarchs are.

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>>46496329
Primarchs are influential fluff characters and valuable tabletop units, unlike your shitty fetish bait threads.

>>46496322
Don't forget the nth iteration of greentext stories about a boring self-insert human x cute eldar that falls for the human for no reason.

>>46496352
yes. I too like discussing how magnus did no wrong and how russ was pretending to be retarded. It truly shows how wonderfully they interacted and created the universe we know and love.

>>46496329

my favorite primarch is my OC, he's the God-Emperor's actual son born to an eldar woman who spurned the God-Emperor after he knocked her up and she's the real reason humanity does not suffer to xeno to live

>>46496369
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned eh?

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>>46496353
Oh, how i could forget about it, thanks for reminding.
>"AWW YEAH! THEM KNIFE-EARS SUCK! I MAY HAVE NOT SEEN ONE, BUT I BET THEY'RE JUST AS UGLY AS THE GUARDSMEN DESCRIBED THEM TO BE-"

>suddenly eldar chicks appear

>"...Holy shit... They're beautiful. I think I'am in love."

>and then a female human civilian orgasms at the sight of a male eldar with dem cheek bones

>"OH MY GOODNESS. Such a handsome face. Such wonderful cheek bones!"

>and then some dude rushes to the eldar chicks and gives them important imperial documents

>"OH BEAUTIFUL SPACE ELF-DAMES, TAKE ME FROM THIS SHITTY PLANET! He-Here! Take these documents you may find important!!!"

Now this thread is done.

>>46496353
NoI prefer to put a qt sister of battle in there

>>46496353
why don't people do platonic stories?

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>>46496206
Yes.

Most simple way is to leave eldar women alone and instead have an eldar fuccboi impregnate human.
But, it should work the other way as well, with enough luck and patience.

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>>46496329
This one, no contest.

>>46496454
>tfw no eldar husbando to blow his load in your boipussy.

>>46496435
Fuck even this. Why not a story about an Eldar and a Guardsman/SM that form a short-time alliance against Tyranids/Orks/Chaos and learn by fighting side-by-side to respect each other and start to become bros.

Probably has been written already.

>>46496471
I have never seen one mentioned.
>>46496462
>>>/v/

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The real reason why Empire is hostile towards Xenos and why female space marines cannot exist is because the first batch of them ran away with corsairs.

>>46496206
I put it down to "Slaanesh did it". He's the god of hedonism, I'm sure there's an impregnation fetish in there somewhere.

>>46496369

But the Big E has many true-born children.

They are called the Sensei, each one is ageless and every single one is a filthy anarchist retard.

>>46496495
nah. The emperor was just a huge faggot. Thats why he surrounded himself with strippers and made his chosen sons xbox huge

>>46496502
>Thats why he surrounded himself with strippers and made his chosen sons xbox huge

But he had the Sisters of Silence.

>>46496495
>female space marines cannot exist is because the first batch of them ran away with corsairs
I don't think poor little xenos would survive their first snu-snu

>>46496507
yes. that was because of the diversity quota.

>>46496519

It ain't BDSM to tie her up when your life depends on it.

>>46496519
nah, they are xenos. They can die.

>>46496519
They're eldar, they obsessively perfected the art of making love to a woman who could break you in half with an abdominal spasm

>>46496631
the turnover rates must be brutal.

>>46496523
In the grim darkness of 41st millenium, there are diversity quotas.

>>46496478
> Not knowing about the large mass of "Muh Missing Primarch is Samus" meme

Lurk Moar Faggot.

You may also enjoy "Horo is Russ in another time, another place, and I wanna fuck my Primarch".

>>46496771
yes. The poor girls couldn't speak, and the emperor was not unreasonable

>>46496800
Its a terrible meme.

>>46496800
Never heard of any of these but that might be because I usually report and hide these shitposting threads which reminds me

>>46496809
That's what makes it so fitting for 40k threads.

>>46496809
I never claimed it wasn't, and

>>46496817
Yet here you are. Why don't you go back to arguing about how gay they've made MtG or some other thing like there are non-shitposting threads here.

>>46496827
>>46496809
>>46496846
I personally prefer the meme that doomguy is a saint for the Ordo malleus

>>46496886
Yoink!

>>46496917
what?

>>46496322
>>46496362
You two sound like you hate 40k

>>46497053
I sometimes hate this board.

Lofn.

>>46497053
nah. 40k is now 100 super cereal

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>>46497104

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>>46497053
>40k is about me injecting my fetishes, smut and magical realm faggotry into it and nothing else

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>>46496502

>>46497375
well the TT is overpriced and utter shite.
>>46497408
Now I have the pillarmen theme in my head

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>>46497375

I'm still trying to figure out what OP is trying to say. Is he saying eldar females have deep, contorted, forking with dead end vagina?

>>46497626
I read that as Woofen, an cringed harder.

>>46497655

Eldar have duck vadges?

>>46497626
It's not the subject matter that offends me.

It's the quality.
I'm pretty sure I could eat a sprue sheet, digest the unneeded sprue and then SHIT a better paintjob on a now completed fig that my lower intestines assembled.

>>46497679
Well it would make sense for rape defence.

>>46497655
In that case, do Eldar males have explosive corkscrew dicks?

>>46497718
Sure, why do you think people tend to die after getting raped by dark eldars.

Remember that eldar guardian that was captured by IG after her falcon got shot down? All that human jizz actually ended up in vagoo dead ends instead of her womb, the humans just didn't know any better.

Eldar and Humans can interbreed.

They usually just prefer not to.

Eldar are just slightly mutated and way more psychic then their primitive cousins.

>>46497950
that would be neat lore.

>>46497950
>[citation needed]

>>46497972
>yet another setting with a million half elves to play special snowflakes/for fetish reasons
>neat

>>46498056
>warhammer is my special setting
>the lore that triggers me is sacrosanct.
>everything else is subject to change.