I certainly hope none of you have been sexualizing any dragons /tg/.

>>46485845
Bad
Dragon
Dildos

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>>46485845
>I certainly hope none of you have been sexualizing any dragons /tg/.

If you want lewd material, just ask directly

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>>46485845
Yeah, sadly.

Should we start?

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>>46487802
That image looks cut off...

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>>46487802
A one, two... a one two three...

>>46487917
It is, sadly.

ratbat bahamut

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>>46488101

Found it

>>46488299
Fucking Ratbat. I know I'm a degenerate piece of shit but she gave me even more fetishes I didn't know I had.

>>46488450
>she

yo what

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>this thread

>>46487783
>>46487802
>>46488595
Lol, I just found the opening pic and thought it was funny, and thought it would be a good joke for /tg/.

>>46488595
C'mon buddy, share your stuff.

Gryphons are allowed too

Yeah... It started as a joke. I was bored and stuck in a demiplane where I had all the time in the world and hundreds of other prisoners about, one of which was an ancient gold dragon. I was bored and he was the most interesting prisoner so I did what came naturally.
>I hit on him
Turns out he wasn't into dudes, also he had a mate back home
>Team up to lead a rag-tag group of prisoners in the first jailbreak in the demiplane's history.
He still wasn't receptive to my advances but it was too fun not to watch the dragon squirm a bit when I got a bit lewd.
>Met his mate later, tried for a threesome.
Denied.
>Met his daughter who was a lot more open than her parents.
Got cockblocked by goddamn dragon dad.

And that is the story of how I did not successfully get weird with a family of dragons. But not for a lack of trying.

Think I'll start calling dragonbro "daddy" next time we see him, just to see how he reacts.

I am a bad person.

>>46488811
>trying to fuck golden dragon daddy

You're doing god's work

>>46488781
Yeah, just a warning for people who interact with gryphons: They mate for life and are totally capable of understanding common.

So one day you save a gryphon from some trappers because you're a nice guy and that's totally slavery (also you want a cool gryphon buddy to hang out with)

The next thing you know the DM rolls a reaction die, it lands on twenty, and BAM, gryphon love at first sight.

And you'll be oblivious and keep protecting and standing up for your gryphon buddy and she's just getting more and more smitten with you. And you're just making it worse because you don't know how not to be awesome.

The point is, I didn't set out to end up engaged to a gryphon. It's a slippery slope.

>>46488948
Don't be like that anon, the world needs more sphinxes.

>>46488948
You just make it sound better and better.

The only downside being a beak and talons. Apart from that, sign me up

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>>46488948

>She

Could be worse, I guess.

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>>46485845
How could you possibly sexualize something like this?

>>46489031
Yeah. We're working on getting some ability to polymorph one of us and we haven't really done anything yet since we both clearly feel a little awkward about it but the tension is there and at the rate we're going I'm not sure we're going to wind up waiting for a polymorph.

The current idea is to turn her human(oid) because it'll make it a little less annoying to take her places but right now we'll take what we can get. Dating someone who can't speak common can be problematic because you want her to have fun and enjoy the places you're visiting but you run into idiots who are all "Ohh shit a gryphon, better behave like someone dropped a fire elemental in my tavern!"

The characters are starting to rub off on each other too. She's got my skald (basically a bardbarian) behaving less like a party boy rockstar and she's starting to get into dressing up in neat outfits and generally being flash as fuck.

>>46489194

Polymorph? You're basically asking her to pretend to be something else entirely, instead of accepting her for who she is. For shame.

>The characters are starting to rub off on each other too.

You said the gryphon was a female.

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>>46489194
At least get some kind of speaking translation pendant or something so she can talk back.

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Not at all.

Not at all.

>>46489082
If it helps keep your jimmies at a low state of enrustlement:

>>46488811
>>46488948
I am both these guys. So there ought to be something in there that you approve of.

I honestly don't know how this keeps happening. The dragon just sorta happened and it was too fun to stop and with the gryphon I just plain took way too long to realize that she was into me and I'd basically been doing everything in my power to look like a caring, awesome mate without meaning to.

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>>46485845
>your parents loyal dragon servant will never become your surrogate mom.

>>46489205
We're not talking about in a permanent sense. Both of us being more or less the same species just make it seem a bit more mechanically feasible. And again, the big reason to change her is that it also gets her around assholes.

I'll probably be spending lots of my time as a gryphon down the road as well, sorta sharing the polymorph load of the relationship.

And yeah, she's female. Personality traits can rub off across genders.

>>46489232
Speak with animals works on her and I can cast it. We've also worked out some signals for basic stuff, including a "Cast Speak With Animals and translate" signal.

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>>46489184
Unf

>>46489329

>I'll probably be spending lots of my time as a gryphon

Enjoy your tiny lion dick.

>>46488811
You are living the dream anon. Keep on trying, I believe in you! You can fuck the dragon!

But not the dragoness. Dragons are for pure homo love only. If you fuck the dragoness I'm withdrawing my support.

>>46489344
That... is actually a really good point. She's probably not gonna like that. And she has seen me naked before so it's not like she doesn't know the difference. Plus, obviously, what I've got now isn't barbed.

Why don't I think these things through before associating with gryphons?

Dragons typically have high magic resistance right? Because i want to use lewd magic to make her addicted to my human dick.

>>46489507
Well, since her rear parts are off a lion, she'll be sized for that tiny barbed cat dick, and she'll need the barbs to get her to ovulate if you want some family after all of this. A man dick might be a bit too much. I don't know, are there any splats that cover this?

>>46489578
>huge beast in heat
>small fit

sweatingman.jpg

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>>46489578
Nothing in the book of erotic fantasy. Gryphons aren't even listed on The Chart, though they're both old.

So I guess gm ruling?

>>46489479
But how else will we get half-dragons?

>>46489616
I'm sure that GURPS has something about interspecies breeding somewhere

>>46489578
My mate. This is why you always learn magic. Magic solves everything.

>>46489479
Sorry man, gotta try.
>I saw him first and after how many times I've hit on him he's at least thought about what it'd be like
>No way I'm not going to try to fuck a dragoness MILF. Besides, her mate got stuck in a demiplane where he didn't age for a couple of centuries so while he has children with her she is actually physically larger than him (since dragons keep growing as they age). Gotta try to play the smaller male and seed some dirty thoughts in her head (he'll thank me later. Maybe a sexy thank you...)
>And ohh yes, I've gotta try to get in the pants of the cute dragon girl. She's okay with making her father angry, I kinda wanna do it for grins and because I might as well try to sleep with the whole family.

>>46488811
>not having a full family breeding session

????

>>46489680
And that is how this relationship has been going:
>I'm awesome
>You're adorable
>I'm magic
>So we'll make this shit work
>Haters gonna hate.

>>46489305
Please tell me this is part of a greater doujin where they fug.

>>46488948

Thanks for reminding me of the most depressing thing that ever happened in a tabletop game

>Party is contracted by a small village mayor to kill a griffon that's been harrying the local cemetery and seriously wounded the gravekeeper
>Kill griffon, notice after fight it's covered in tattered barding. Take tarnished crest from barding.
>Ask around town, find out griffon had been hanging around for many years but only recently became hostile.
>Eventually learn from decrepit retired blacksmith that he long ago sent his son off to be apprenticed to a nobleman in the capitol for a better life. Son became a knight, was killed in battle, body returned to village and buried.
>Crest was from the noble house the son was sent to. Realize that the griffon was the son's mount.
>Ask gravedigger what he had been doing. Turns out cemetery had recently become full and town was displacing bodies for cremation to make room for the newly dead. Not a heinous thing; standard practice for the area.
>Deduce that griffon had been watching over its rider's grave since he died, and on seeing it disturbed started trying to drive everyone off to keep it intact.
>Party uses most of the reward gold to buy the grave in-perpetuity, has the griffon buried in it as well and an image of rider and mount in flight carved on the headstone.

>>46489781
Nope, but he does other art.
https://e621.net/post/m?tags=sanzo

>>46489724
Not for a lack of trying. Obviously I wanna make cute little half dragons with the mother and daughter. I'll try to breed daddy too for all the good it'll do me.

This is what happens when you try to play a witch, btw. Something about being sexy and devious and the next thing you know you're plotting to breed an army of adorable half dragon babies because you're kinda fucked up and your best friend is a dragon who switches between having the utmost respect for the awesome shit you pull off and being perpetually annoyed by your attempts to coax him and his family into getting weird with you.

>>46488948
This makes me sad
>she has fallen in love with you for life
>you are not into beastiality.
Damn it.

>>46489796
Aww... now I'm sad. Griffons are crazy loyal if they take a liking to you, much better than humanoids really deserve.

>In a high powered game
>one of the pc's is a "teenage" dragon
>he and I are left alone while the rest of the party is off doing whatever
>we're just having a quiet moment after some heavy duty shit that went down
>all of us players and the gm were blitzed for the same reason
>one thing leads to another
>shagging the dragon.
>He doesn't even bother polymorphing, just shrinks down to a manageable size
>according to the rolls during the fade to black, it was the best either of us ever had
>completly embarased afterwards
>never talk about it ever again outside of a few brief confused/unsure glances when things get weird
>rest of the part never finds out
>we were both dudes

>>46489917
A common problem with those of us who own female horses im afraid.

>>46489988

who was on top

>>46490000
we took turns

>>46490000
checked

>>46485845
No but I do need to know how to kill one that's been terrorizing the town, every night it grabs a cow we're down to less than 200 head. The town could hire professional dragonslayers but we're so damned poor, we could try to kill it ourselves the smith can fashion some spear and axe heads but who is fool hearty enough to attack a dragon?

>>46489988
>not making it a regular thing

>>46489917
It's actually more along the lines of he feels like they probably shouldn't. He's pretty famous from doing the whole bard thing and she's having enough trouble fitting into his world. The last thing she needs is the social stigma of being part of a relationship regarded by everyone else as bestiality.

Frankly he doesn't really care overly much what she looks like. She inspires him to be a decent person and she loves him despite all his faults. Hell, she was more or less okay with him nailing groupies after a performance (He finally put two and two together when he realized that she wasn't mad, just jealous.)

Thing is, she's too good for him and he damn sure knows it. So he takes it upon himself to be a better person and try not to do that sort of shit.

The first time they met (back with the trappers) she was scared as fuck and a little torn up. He tanked hits from her for two solid rounds and never cast anything but healing spells. Thing is, he was targeting her wounds, not his. For all the bardic bullshit he gets into, he cares about her and tries to be the best partner he can be for her. Way he figures, they stick together and they'll figure out how to make sexytimes work for them at some point.

>>46490058
You're misunderstanding the concept of _laying the dragon

>>46489988
>you will never do the dragoon with a cute underage dragon boy.
Why even live?

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>>46489479
>dragons are for homo only

Lies.

How do you like your interspecies romance, /tg/?

Focused in the physical/intellectual/emotional differences, or played as if they were another human?

>>46490264
Depends on the species. Races that are more similar to us i tend to think more about culture. If you have something different, like a minotaur lover, i would think about both culture and unique challenges of that species and yours.. If you want to fuck a dragon, screw culture and worry about fucking a dragon.

>>46490264
Play up them differences, it makes things interesting.

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>>46490473

>>46490240
Chromatic dragon women are for het sluttery.
Metallic dragon men are for homo purity.

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I want to be kidnapped by a dragon...

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>>46485845

>>46490594
So chromatic dragons make best dragon waifus?

>>46489849
shit is fucking excellent
is this all he's done?

>>46490595
LEWD
E
W
D

I want to put my dick into Soulsaver Dragon

>>46490408

>minotaur lover
>from a culture that thinks barbaric displays of uncivilized masculinity are attractive
>wonders why you don't find the smell of his sweaty leathery cow nuts sexy

>>46491870
>wonders why you don't find the smell of his sweaty leathery cow nuts sexy

You have the wrong person, anon

>>46491870
>he doesnt like to get a big whiff of his minotaur lovers balls before greedily gobbling his massive cock
Get a look ath this faggot.

>>46491889
>>46491907

Okay, fine. Sweaty leathery bull asshole.

>>46489305
I love mama dragon. She looks so cuddly.

>>46491870
Anon, i just want to be his fragile little lover that he spoons with his big strong hands after we make rough and passionate love. Is that so wrong?

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Is this sexualized?

>>46491996
I could fuck it.

>>46491973
If he's showing it, he's getting the d

>>46492023

>Big enough to use a warhammer that could crush a castle gate
>Rigid from head to toe with monstrous, battle-honed muscle
>Could break your spine with one hand
>Is powerful, self-assured, and utterly confident in public
>In private, loves to bend over and take your much-smaller human cock up his tight ass
>Mages, priests and armies couldn't ever hope to control him
>But you can make him writhe, tense, seethe and moan with nothing more than a slow, surging thrust

I think I'm starting to come around to this idea.

>>46492091
This is too cute.
>my brutal minotaur cant be a bottom!

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>>46488101
>>46488450
>think to myself "it can't be that bad. I've seen some shit already."
>find this
I don't know what I was expecting.

>>46492091
10/10 husbando

>>46492121

>A deep, gravelly voice replies "I'm not."
>He ever-so-subtly shifts the immense battleaxe in his hand so that the haft covers the emerging bulge in his musk-laden leather loincloth.

>>46492165
>just as you are about to lick his delicious minotaur shaft, his wife walks in
What do?

>>46492316
Fight

Sex Fight

>>46492316

>They end up fucking
>You end up licking
>From the bottom of her slit to the tip of his tail

>>46492629
>you watch helplessly as the man you love is taken from you by a powerful minotaur woman.
>all you can do is crawl on the floor and attend to their every need.
Boner achieved.

>>46492808

Allow me to kill that boner:

He forces you to lick his twitching, taught anus and, if you're good enough, promises to pull out and fire his half-liter of monster semen down your throat instead of into his mate.

>>46491996
I just one-wing angeled in muh pants.

>>46492808
Cuck

>>46492836
What? That made me even harder.
>>46492877
No im noy, i just want minotaur wife to force my face into her crotch as her husband rails me from behind.

>>46489796
>peasant
>gryphon mount
?

>>46493029

>even harder

Have you ever worked on a farm? Because 14 years later I can still remember the smell of a bull's asshole like 8 feet away. Do you really want that pressed against your face?

>>46493145
Yes. Very much so. I want my minotaur hubby to use and abuse me.

>>46493074

He'd earned it after devoted servitude to the noble house.

>>46493200

What a load of bullshit.

>>46493353
My fetish is not bullshit!

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>>46485845

>>46493399
Your "hubby" is a bull and you're about doing buttstuff... so yeah, totally a bullshit.

>>46493399

No matter how clean your minotaur mate is, his asshole is still ultimately used to push thick logs of bullshit from his straining sweat-slicked body. So, yeah.

>>46489997

YOU CAN TRY ANON.

YOU CAN DO IT FOR THAT NON-SAPIENT ANIMAL THAT LOVES YOU.

GO FOR THE HORSE PUSSY ANON, IT MAY REVOLT YOU, BUT DO IT FOR LOVE.

>>46493145
This type of faggot deserves much worse and will go on about how they want to be mistreated even though they'd probably barely manage some semi-rough sex without breaking down. They're just incredibly vocal and love shitting up conversation with these stupid fetishes they think they'd enjoy.

>>46493581

...;-;

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HIGH IMPACT

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SEXUAL VIOLENCE

>>46493581
Most virgins are like that, but eh, it's alright, this is all just fantasy. Sex ain't that impressive after all.

>>46493581

I'm fucking sorry, okay? I was 12 years old, I remember getting teased by my friends because I didn't have "grownup hair", and my step-brother made me do things in the barn that I still have dreams about today. I don't have anyone to tell them about and this stupid anonymous image board is the only thing I have to help myself because dad tells me that crying is for sissies.

>>46493863
It's alright anon, we all love you

>>46493559
I own a horse, and i can say, she has tried to rape me on more than one occasion. Not into beast either, but then the idea of letting her get fucked by some stallion makes me skeeved out for some reason. Not sure why.

>>46493581
Funny thing is, i'm not even gay. Some anon just tossed the idea around and i found it funny so i ran with it. But seriously man, dont need to get mad about it.

>>46493934
It's like that close friend that's a girl that hang outs with you and grew fond of you.
She confessed her love to you, but you only want her as a friend. You see her as a pure girl, almost like a sister, that's why you hate the idea of seeing her getting rammed by a fucking enormous dick, making her scream while her insides are being split apart and the pain/pleasure is enough to make her ovulate like crazy

>>46493934

Mares are very . . . amorous creatures, I'm very not into beast, the idea doesn't sicken or offend me any, just ain't my kink.

But yeah, despite their inclinations I do get weary of letting them mate, sorta like a little sister effect.

Then again, my mares also tried to seduce my wife, still not sure how I feel about that.

>>46493934
You are starving the poor horse for sex. Even if you dont get turned on by horses, be a good owner and fuck her a few times for pitys sake.

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>>46493923
I don't.

>>46494033
Well, I love you too

>>46493987
>seeing her getting rammed by a fucking enormous dick, making her scream while her insides are being split apart and the pain/pleasure is enough to make her ovulate like crazy
This turns me on more than it should.

>>46494057

That's the gay speaking anon.

Fight it.

>>46493989
Idk. I wonder if it is bad for their health to not let them have sex. Like you said, not my thing, but the idea of bringing her to another stable to get fucked makes me both repulsed and sad.

>>46494079
Gay? No. He is talking about a female horse i think.

>>46494102

No, he's talking about the dick.

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>>46489616
>can't have kids with a lizardfolk
>can't have kids with a dwarf

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>tfw no dragon waifu
>tfw no lizardfolk waifu
>tfw no kobold waifu
Truly suffering is the universal constant.

>>46485845
My players have a brain malfunction everytime they see a dragon.

It's like a curse, no matter how small the chance of killing a dragon, they go for it.

>Ok guys, before you lies a creature consisting mostly of pure muscles and arrow deflecting plates covering most of it's body.
>You suspect it to be a dragon.
>Raising it's head it looks towards you.
>"Have you come to steal my hoard?/I am in dire need of help./Let me help you on your quest./Croaaack!"
>Atleast one player pulls his weapon and goes:
>"I WANT TO RIDE THE DRAGON!"
>"I WANT TO STAB THE DRAGON!"
>"I WANT TO DRINK IT'S BLOOD!"
>"THE HEART, I NEED IT'S HEART!"
>"HIT IT'S TAIL, I NEED A NEW SWORD!"
>"IT'S EYES... I NEED IT'S EYES!"

Everytime.

>>46495856
Have an NPC tell them they're a Dragon without transforming or tell the players one/all the players are actually dragons and see how they react.

Maybe a "potion of become dragon"

>>46496025
...It'd be a slaughterfest.

Either that or they'd laugh like maniacs, isn't a single one of them who isn't a powerhungry opportunist, myself included.

I would literally fuck a rock if it had a vaguely female shape.

>>46496063
Are slaughterfests and maniacal laughter good things?

>>46493863
Go get help you faggot.

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>>46485845
literally kill yourself

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>>46496073
Oh my

>>46496092
Fun is fun, right? Then yes, I suppose.

They're all ironic self conscious edgelords, it's a steriotype I love, but damn, it's getting old fast.

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http://g.e-hentai.org/s/5be54246b6/917783-1
somewhat SFW

>>46489849
Fuck, these are adorable. Thanks, Anon.

>>46496205
>http://dragonsburn.tumblr.com/

Why not post the guys actual site, you massive faggot.

>>46496157
Well, one person's fun could come at the expense of someone else' fun. If a talking dragon they slew dropped an "irremovable amulet of become dragon" and the players started killing each other for one reason or another... it might not end up with as much total 'fun' as anticipated.

>>46496283
Fair point, but it's not a problem in regular sessions, it's ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO DRAGONS.

Like some deep rooted Dragon Slayer gene that everyone of them have that surfaces everytime a dragon is nearby... Like those guys who goes to /d/ just to post space marines and yell heresy in a board made for heresy.

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