MTG Modern General

>>46483351
well memed

/v/ user would be fucking broken

>t1 /v/ user
>t2 bolt bolt draw 4

>>46483351
This is going to get shouted down quickly by /tg/ I assume but I dig the idea of making cards based on 4chan and dank memes
So just so you know before people call you names and say your idea is terrible, I actually like it

>>46483351
Make the black card also discard two cards at random out of the opponents hand and for each card discarded that way, discard an additional card. Might help it be more playable.

>>46483351
I like it. The lack of memedern is concerning though.

Daily reminder that tron is not a control deck.

>>46483351
>implying this isn't the shitty Create your card thread.

Daily correction that tron is a control deck.

>>46483495
What about u and u/w tron?

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>>46483457
Is this close enough?

>>46483551
>>46483520
reminder tron isn't a control deck since it just died horribly, RIPIP in pieces.

>>46483495
>>46483520
>>46483572
Reminder that tron is no longer a control deck and now plays a slow midrange game with eldrazi. Reminder that wizards successfully removed what was left of control in modern by trying to make control viable with bans.

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What about this

>>46483520
Daily reminder that G devotion, tooth and nail, and sneak and show are all control decks now.

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Stronk worrior can i play he in memedern?

>>46483393
bolts are permanents now?

Best memedern thread in a while

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>>46483733
It's 2016.
Chuck Norris jokes are lame
"Ironic" Chuck Norris jokes are lame
"Ironically" making "ironic" Chuck Norris jokes is lame
No matter how many layers of irony you pile on, this can never be more than a painfully unfunny shitpost

>>46483856
Things that are lame in lame order
>big bang theory
>fedoras
>yo mama jokes
>chuck norris
>mlp
>kids with aids (non african)
>the memedern format

>>46483840
I can dig it

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I thought this one pretty funny, even if it wasn't modern.

>>46486405
>stifle ETB trigger
>lightning bolt
?

EDH players needs to stop being so upset.