FILENAME THREAD, ASSEMBLE!!

Oh, I see, it's an -ironic- filename thread.

>>46476364
You're not going to seriously argue that most /tg/ filename threads aren't just "accurate description of the file's depicted events", are you?

>>46476238
>filename thread
>proceeds to post unimaginative and largely unamusing filename

We need to have an intervention around here, can somebody please explain to the 1-8 people who consistently do this what the point of a filename thread is?

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>>46476238

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OP here, No someone's just being dickhead. Or going meta... i can never tell the difference.

Just drown out the shit with the good.

>>46476383
To have a /b/ thread on /tg/, while also spamming a variety of agenda-fueled posts?

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>>46476404

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>>46476404
You know exactly why those first two images got posted.

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>>46476434

>>46476281
That moustache is a Feat on its own right.

>>46476620
I don't get it.

>>46476647
Look up Goatse

>>46476647
You'll see it if you look at the unexpanded thumbnail carefully.

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>>46476664
That's real isn't it...

Does anyone have that image of eveyrthing that counts as POWERGAMING

>>46476620
fuck. took me forever to get it.

>>46476238
>cosplay milf

Now I have another fetish. Goddammit, /tg/!

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>>46476664
I don't get it, but some sixth sense is telling me this involves that dude who shot people in a movie theater?

Show me dat waifu

>>46476737
YUP. Just checked.

>>46476925
Yeah, that's the last tweet from a guy who was killed in Aurora at the shooting.

>>46476963
That one should be:
>character_select_animation_and_moves_list.gif

>>46476963

Does anyone have the dmc edit of that?

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>>46476955
>that movie reference with that filename
I love you a lot right now, anon.

>>46476963
As cringey as he looks, that's actually some pretty impressive fluid motion

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>>46476940
Cheshire looks horrible in that

>>46476985
that' not /tg/ related tho

>>46477003
Well if they have a /v/ filename thread, we know what to post

>>46476515
>How to spread fish all over the forest

>>46477001
Chesire always looked stupid though.

>>46476940
No that's only you anon
Wonderwomen is just a super hero who happens to be female (and all female superheroes gotta show skin but beyond that)

>>46477125
Wonderwoman was actually her creator's magical realm, though. It's why she loses all her powers when you tie her up.

>>46476639
That's not a Caesar Salad, that a pile of lettuce.
The wrong kind of lettuce.

A good file name subverts the users expectations, or reframes the image in a new, amusing light.

Filename threads however are usually full of filenames that describe exactly what is going on in the image. Pele are so desperate to create OC that they forget to be original or imaginative.

Shame.

>>46477149
gurps-balancing.mgcrlm

>>46477163
Anon, what are the Ides of March, and who is Brutus?

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>>46476739
What's the snake-stick? Is it supposed to be a caduceus? Why does she have a token of the god of merchants, thieves, liars, and shepherds?

>>46477104
As simple as it ism it's perfect both with and without context.
You win, anon.

>>46477181
I know exactly what the joke was trying to do.

But it works as well as if that had been a pile of tomatoes. That isn't a Caesar Salad. It hasn't got a single ingredient in it that is even used in a Caesar Salad.

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>>46476990

>>46477262
I think the "salad" part is the fact that it's chopped up lettuce in a bowl and the "Ceasar" part is that the bowl of chopped up lettuce was a 1st century BC Roman statesman, general, and notable author of Latin prose, who played a critical role in the events that led to the demise of the Roman Republic and the rise of the Roman Empire, and was assassinated by a group of rebellious senators led by Marcus Junius Brutus.

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>>46476949
Oh. Aw. Actual feels have been had now.

Time to ruin it with waifu- aw man, blonde? And taken in for robbery? So she's blonde and actually stupid enough to get caught. Damnit.

>>46476719
Truth

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A better filename, maybe?

>>46476620
Oh wow, that's good.

>>46477262
It's caesar salad, but in a different way.

>>46476917
I don't understand, they were just fighting.

>>46477166
This point was made in the thread's very first reply.

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>>46477191
I am genuinely distressed when I watch this poor animal suffer.

>>46477439
>Low SAN Score
?

>>46477521
It's /tg/, anything remotely sexy is magical realm.

>>46477575
>remotely sexy
People fighting is sexy?

>>46477575
if it's any comfort, he did eventually figure out not to try washing the cotton candy and had a bit

>>46477026
>firadefira_expeliment

>>46477591
>expeliment
You had one job.

>>46477580
>Fit looking women
>Fit looking women in skimpy super heroine suits
>Fit looking women in skimpy super heroine suits fighting
Also yes, just general stylized fighting involving people can be sexy. I direct your attention to "Into the Borderlands," which had some truly sexy fight scenes in it, despite the characters wearing outfits that weren't specifically designed to be sexy.

>>46477590
It is a comfort.

>>46477439
So, uh...
>Passing_a_reality_check.jpg
or
>Failing_a_reality_check.jpg
?

>>46476294
Best one

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The best part? It can be either of CoCs.

>>46477772
I m very troubled by what a Call of Cthulhu investigator would need that book for.

>>46476990
what ah orribly sexist joke

>>46477795
Tomes of Forbidden Knowledge bear many secrets, anon.

>>46477683
Its in the damn OP

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Alternatively,
>Self-fulfilling_prophecy.jpg
Or
>You_right_now.jpg

>>46477591
>firadefira_expeliment
I have no clue what this is and Google isn't helping in the slightest.

>>46477026
>Nahiri at highschool.jpg

>>46477842
Don't tell me, tell that obviously gay faggot. Or straight woman. Whatever it is.

>>46477880
I swear to god, future archeologists are going to find this shit.

>>46477910
That reminds me about one old thread...

>Flying through realspace along one of the old trade routes of the great Human civilization.
>Archaeologists already had a field day with their homeworld, new relics scarce.
>Just enough human blood in the galactic population to make them a really famous mystery.
>Find freeze-dried, withered body of a fullblooded human from god knows when floating through space.
>Parchment tucked into his uniform.
>Open it carefully in front of the cameras.
>For science, for our heritage.
>Tangible connection to your origins.
>Addressed to the universe itself.
>It's dickbutt.

>>46476998
The man is actually good with his hanzo steel, thing is he's also a complete twat.

>>46477881
Anon is saying "Philadelphia Experiment" with a stereotypically Asian accent.

>>46477014
sauce?

>>46476238
>milf
Both those girls look 20. Even anime MILFs are convincingly older than this

>>46476639
>cornhole

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>>46477315
Well done, anon.

>>46478195
This looks like a porn parody
is it?

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>>46478145
>Both those girls look 20.
So does this woman. She's 47. She's literally old enough to be my mother and she looks better than my female peers.

It's not my fault most women look like shit, nor is it my fault white women age like milk. For fucks sake, women on this planet have literally ONE JOB and most of them horribly fail at it.

>>46478195
Are those mac and dennis?

>>46478145
I think it's actually established that part of her super powers is she perpetually young.
She has a biological reactor hidden in her breasts that literally create super-power.
She's also such a background character that that page is pretty much a quarter of all her appearances to date.

>>46477823
How?

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>>46478251
Yes.

>>46478232
No. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia characters and dialogue, with their heads shopped poorly onto Star Wars footage

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>>46476524

>>46478232
Those are Dennis and Mac from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" photoshopped onto the bodies of Star Wars characters.

>>46478245
Thought you looked lonely; here's a (you)

>>46478300
Disappointing, if I'm honest

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>>46478326
There's plenty of homoerotic Mac stuff out there. Very first episode has him fucking a tranny

>>46478285

I Dunno about that. It could be her kids are still rather young.

>>46478067

Macross Delta

https://a.uguu.se/kzdtwj.webm

Clip too big to upload directly.

Show airing this season, the plot of this entry in the franchise seems to be some kind of space madness weapon being used as a weapon of terror to give people RAGE.EXE from a distance. Since its already a proven phenomenon in Macross that you can use sound to change peoples brain chemistry as a sort of mind control, the taskforce designed to deal with the problem is equal parts tactical musicians (to counteract RAGE.EXE without killing them, since the infected battlefrenzy people here are just as much victims as anyone else) paired with automated shield drones for their protection and mecha bodyguards as escorts.

Its absurd to watch, and even more absurd that if this isn't your first entry to macross this all makes perfect sense in universe.

>>46478480
Macross 7 had Basara sing to fucking spacewhales, this is normal for the franchise.

>>46478480
that sounds beautiful

>>46478458
Is this a rape factory?

>>46476917
That's actually a pretty good fight scene for capeshit

>>46478625
Industrial orphan tear harvesting.

>>46478464
But shouldn't the term refer to age more than parental status? If it can potentially refer to women between the ages of 5 and 67 it's not super meaningful.

>>46478667
Eh, close enough.

>>46478546
Source?

>>46477149
This. She's literally a bondage magical realm character. Still good though.

>>46478785
More like
>epic_level_adventures.jpg

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>>46476238

>>46478294
What's that from?

>>46478900
the cabin in the woods

>>46478900
Cabin in the Woods.

>>46478874
Only furthering my fears that they are all actually ninjas

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>>46478936
>muslim women
>having jobs

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>>46478516

Its pretty fun, yeah

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>>46476879
>he misses anyway

What the fuck.

>>46478936
Play Infinity and they actually are.

>>46478413
My group would charge right in just because.

It's great, I want them to do something I just make it look like a trap.

>>46477315
>>46477823
It's like playing "spot the vegan" over here.

>>46478464
Not sure if an age is given but I believe she's in her mid to late thirties or older.

The comic is here by the way, Spinnyverse.com

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>>46478700
maybe next time try posting it WITH the filename

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>>46478757

>>46478480
Macross, a series about war, gigantic aliens out to destroy everything, massed genocide, insane AIs brainwashing humanity, songs to save humanity and break-dancing robots.

This is why I watch anime.

>>46479060
At least wait one thread before posting it again.

>>46479252
I didn't post in the last thread, anon.

>>46479268
Still no excuse.

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>>46479295
How is it no excuse? I wasn't in the last thread, fuckwit. I'm not psychic.

Pretend this is named lawfags vs chaosfags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM

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>>46479318
>Literally posts the same image from the last filename thread with the same file name

>>46479356
>They don't charge foreword expecting plot armor to save them

Can I join your group?

>>46479368
>implying it was first posted in a previous thread

>>46479323
>"I do not consent!"

This isn't a YLYL thread, anon. Damn.

>>46479368
I saved that image from a while back, anon. It's not unreasonable that people could give two filenames the same name, especially given the concept and /tg/'s general fondness for succubi. You should really think before you post.

>>46477439
>/k/aftertheHappening

>>46479406
Wait until you get to that guy who insists he isn't a united states citizen despite being born in America.

>>46477315
Both of you are using tags wrong. It should be female_wage_gap and male_superiority

>>46476404
>not "Llamia"

>>46478851
What's the source on this shit?

Looks kinda like Sparrow's work.

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liberation intensifies

Purging_thread.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/BWx4mKk.gifv

>>46479430
/k/ wouldn't be happy before the happening.

>>46479497
Spinnerette, superhero webcomic. Its pretty good. Pokes fun at the genre while remaining good on its own.

>>46479541
That's the point. You'll notice this version of the picture has the guy's before and after faces swapped?

>>46479513
>nuclear mushroom with an afro
kek.

>>46476664
I don't know what makes his birthday worse, the shooting or the movie.

>>46479806
this... this can't be real?

>>46479956
I know, they've got Male and Heterosexual on there. Obviously a fake.

>>46479011
sauce?

>>46480185
Bodacious Space Pirates.

>>46479806
>That_Guy_brings_ALL_the_splatbooks.png

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>>46476238

>>46478925
I told him to escape the cycles of guilt and he actually did it, the absolute madman!

>>46476880
>bolt action
>drum

That hurt me in the sensible bits.

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>>46476678
for some reason I thought of the mystery of amigara fault when I saw this. Imagine the size of the abomination on the other end.

>>46476880
Was that a fucking Enfield?!

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I found this passage in a book from the late 40's about the possibilities of television technologies and saved it because it may be one of the earliest realistic plans for drones. Could use a better filename though.

>>46479806
>dyke on a bike
>gender warrior
>gender euphoric
>goy
>plumber dyke
My sides

>>46479956
>Humans want to be special snowflakes
Why does this surprise you?

>>46480413
It's gun gore, yes.

>>46480446
Cheated and I still lost. Absolutely disgusting.

>>46476394
I get the cleric part, but why epic level?

>>46480471
Because Ukraine is a speshul snowflake.

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>>46480379

>>46476719

It's fun when you know how to work with it, more or less.

>>46480517
Nice, thank you based mods.

>>46480549
Did that show just... referenced it...?

>>46477880
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>46478179
>Divine_Favor_works_on_ranged_weapons.jpg

>>46476817
http://www.lifelineexpedition.co.uk
Here ya go.

>>46477232

...there is context?

>>46478594
this filename is so clever that the image doesn't stop being funny every time it reappears in a filename thread

>>46480741
It's from The Adventures of Dr McNinja, which is currently on it's last storyline.

>>46480549
those motherfuckers...

>>46479473
>druid casts shillelagh

>>46476998
He's even more dangerous without his sword. It is only a limiter that holds back his secret bloodline powers.
this is pretty much what he actually said

>>46480699
This is bullshit.

>>46480607
Yes. Yes it did.

She even literally yells 'It's my hole!' when she first finds it.

>>46476737
Oh kek.

>>46481085
> 20th level fighter

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Don't click this. I don't even know why I uploaded it, it's too awful. Just, don't click it.

>>46476451
Why did they build a siege tower that's 20 feet too short?

>>46481087
I mean in the movie he's quite competent at a variety of things he is just really good at driving.

>>46481129
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

>>46481179
see
>>46478195

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>>46481178

>>46476817
Can't be.

That there stick could be used to whack a nanny over the head. It's a dangerous weapon innit?

Thankfully it's in the responsible hands of a civil, female, african woman of color who can do no wrong and therefore earns the right to bear great white man whompin sticks as a defender of the downtrodden and darker-than-beige

>>46480385
That's way worse than the one with the dog that flips the fuck out about being a good dog. If only for this being edgy shit.

>>46480729
>doing illegal things doesn't mean you should be punished!

>>46476955
sauce?

>>46481294
Hehe, traps...

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>>46481294

>>46477191

Two snakes both wrapped around the stick would be caduceus. With one snake it's the rod of asclepius, which is the actual symbol of healing and medicine.

>>46481398
This is just a censored version of the MC's power to destroy peoples cloths in Highschool DXD

>>46476639
Ok, I chuckled.

>>46481058
What am I looking at?

>>46481398
I, uh. Need sauce.

For... reasons.

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>>46481465
Hydrophobic materials

>>46481465
Hydrophobic coating.

>>46481472
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!

>>46481019
i can't tell if that's a blue ringed octopus or it just has some darkness under the yellow but if it is then she is sooooo ded

>>46481158
crashing this plane

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You like?

>>46479115
A retailer in my city has one of these.

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>>46481542

>>46481524
Sounds like something a party would do. "We've only got three parachutes, but the big guy has like 140 hit points when he's raging, so as long as he gets really mad before he hits the ground he won't die, it'll just be extremely painful."

>>46481328
Robot Jox

>>46481699
Who's this ugly fucker?

>>46481699
Sauce?

>>46481496
They can choose not to kill you, you know.
If she remains completely still it's likely to just go away.

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>>46481739
>>46481750
The Strain, he's a nazi vampire. Pic related.

>>46481626
my DM once handed out a magical mask inspired by Bane's mask. It enabled the user to have the strength that rivals gods, even if they're only a mortal, even if they were only a mouse, it can be used to take down societies, the only catch is that wearing it disables all oxygen flow, and you can't take it off, and it can't be taken off your corpse, until your skull has crumbled to dust, so it was essentially a one use then dead item. My Barbarian used it once, in order to slay Gruumsh himself, which took four minutes, the other 12 of which were spent other characters giving tearful goodbyes as he faded in and out of consciousness. Once he died they buried him in a fortress built by dwarves out of respect for the one who saved the world. The fortress was sealed, and the inscription on the door read "He was a big guy". Arguably our most meme trashy campaign but beautiful desu.

>>46478458
I don't see how a conveyor belt is going to be all that helpful with a constant stream. It would just mess up the belt.

>>46481842
It could be pulsating.

>>46481868
alternately it could be collecting until the tears have dried up, at which point it is manually turned on and moves to a collection location

>>46481891
But then the children would need to be rehydrated anyway. This all just seems very ineffective, is what I'm saying. Could be made better with hoses.

>>46481926
They are hooked up to a saline drip for hydration.

>>46481926
>children would need to be rehydrated anyway

Missed the IV in their arm?

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>>46481975
That's weird, I thought this was going to be this webm, my bad.

>>46481087
>high DEX
>moderate STR
>high CON
>???CHA???
>moderate INT and WIS
>maxed ranks in drive
>2 ranks in disguise
>BAB +6

So that's what a mid-level PC looks like...

>>46481685
This is what I needed to convince me to watch this show.

>>46481058
>Protection from black

>>46481306
This raises questions. Like what is even going on here.

>>46481306
sauce?

>>46477026

Oh fuck, I remember this shit.

Creepy as fuck.

>>46482454
sauce?
it's not porn, is it?

>>46480549

Not gonna lie, I have new respect for this show.

>>46481980
>>46481985
Ah, thought those were for measuring electric impulses or something. IVs are usually on the inside of the arm.

>>46482547

No, it is something like "School mermaids" or something like that.

Basically, at this school there is a myth that the school is roamed by mermaids at night, and if you catch and eat one, a boy with a name starting with the letter on the swimsuit of the mermaid you eat will fall in love with you.

>>46482674
Only because it's a good place to find veins. But you can stick them anywhere there's veins. Maybe there's shackles holding their arms, which could interfere with the IV?

>>46476666
>First game of Shadowrun

>>46482334
>>46482394
If I had to guess, I'd say sexy losers.

>>46476737
I love this fucking picture. Dude's expression is all like "George got a decent dragon and a hot chick. I get a retard dragon with bladder control problems."

>>46479806
>Gender options
>Includes man

Problematic as fuck.

>>46476410
Oh I know which one I want

>>46482038
Is this fun bad, or am I going to walk away feeling violated?

>>46479806
>bear lover
Lost harder than you just lost the game

>>46482096
To be fair, the Perry Brothers did a lot of the old metal GW fantasy human models. They're ridiculously skilled, really; one of them got his right hand blown off by a cannon in a botched Napoleonic re-enactment and sculpted one of the best looking WHFB minis using his left hand a week after getting out of the hospital.

>>46483364
slaking* intellectual lusts

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>>46483459
It's really quite bad.

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>>46480549
I don't get it.

>>46480549
Not gonna lie, I have no respect for this show.

>>46483794
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq

>>46477795
Clearly it's research so they can fit in when they decide to infiltrate that Knight Templar's cult they've been investigating!