Would you play a game with him as the GM?

>>46442640
Sure. He seems like he'd be ok as a GM.

literally who?

>>46442640
Only if there are no women at the table.
I don't trust him around them.

Does he work in accounting? I don't remember anyone like that.

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Wheaton is totally the sort who'd have a DMPC who gives speeches about how his views are the correct ones.

>>46442640
literally the worst actor in/on any star trek programme ever reeeeeeee

Sure man, why not.

>>46442640
...did someone say game?
GIFF GAME NAO PLSSSSSS

>>46442640
sure

>>46442640
Depends on the game and the other players, desu.

>>46442841

Develop your hypothesis

>>46442722
>name in the filename

>>46442640
seems like a cunt so nah

>>46443188

Listen dicks

>>46442640
Didn't he actually GM a campaign on youtube, and do a halfway decent job of it?

>>46442640
as a forever DM, I would play with just about anybody DMing

>>46442640
Yeah, seems like a good guy. Plus, Ashes of Valkana was pretty good up until it got weird at the end.

>>46442640
Yeah, so I'd have a chance to punch that smug fucking face.

I've never played TTRPG before and if my only chance was to play with him, I wouldn't do it.

>>46442640
If we are having celebrity GMs why not GRRM or Steven Erickson?

>>46443873

Why senpai?

He is a smarmy faggot

>>46442640
Yes, but only once and just to see what it would actually be like.

>>46442640
No

He's the pioneer of the hipster tabletop/ gamergurl/ flannels + beer /indie nerd crowd. He would probably run Dungeon World or some shit and it would suck because every other person at the table would have dyed hair, tattoos and an uninterested girlfriend.

Wheaton has his own perverse manifest destiny in which pen and paper RPG has become trendy and mainstream, and he is renowned as a celebrity by more than just the lards at PAX.

>>46443172
>a name tells you how someone would GM

I feel indifferent to him as a person, bordering on slightly annoyed because he's one of the faces of "nerd culture". BUT he has acting experience, so that makes him a better GM than most GMs. Acting is more important in modern role-playing games than rules knowledge or history knowledge.

>>46442640
Possible, but unlikely. If Matt Mercer were offering to run something, however, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

>>46444025
>people who aren't like me want to do the same things I do.

Sure. He did a good job in Titansgrave.

>>46444086

yeah and I don't want to play with them

making the answer "no"

>>46442640

Sure. I've played with some horrible GMs, and from what I've seen, he's fine by me.

Might not necessarily be my dream GM, but to be honest, I'd rather have a GM that puts effort into their game being fun, as opposed to a lot of the shit GMs I've encountered over the years.

Guess I also don't feel the need to try and sound cool by shoveling hate onto him. People act like they haven't done far worse, and he's saintly compared to the cancerous drama queen GMs and players I've sometimes had to deal with.


>>46444025

I'd rather that PnP be trendy and mainstream than have to deal with smarmy elitists who treat new casual players like shit and think that the elitists somehow aren't the worst thing for the gaming industry.

It's fine to take issue with certain changes to the game you love, but it's pathetic to actively try to shit on growing the hobby simply because you want to remain special.

I'd just be happy if far more people got into PnP.

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>>46442640
as long as his producers explain the rules to him beforehand correctly
>huehuehuehue

>>46444338
?

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>>46444397
>he fucked up the rules of a game he was presenting
>blames it on producer not explaining it clearly enough to him beceause he couldn't be arsed to read the rules himself
>fires producer

iirc

>>46444397
Will Wheaton had a Q&A or whatever before his next season of Tabletop, and explained that the reason why there was so many mess ups in the rules for some of the games he would play would be partly because the producers did not give him the correct info for a crash course game beforehand.

Yeah I he'd be cool would rather have Vin Diesel as my GM but sure.

>>46444535
I would have Vin Diesel as a party member

seems like the kind of guy who tries to get a girl to fuck him by giving her the spotlight and extra loot and xp.

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>>46442640
No.

Delete thread.

Delete self.

>>46442935
If the other players seem like okay folks and the game isn't 3.PF, then probably. If the other players are "Warning Coloration," "Pop-Culture Reference Shirt," and "I forgot to shower this week" then absolutely not.

>>46444463
>>46444499
Missed the part where he insulted & fired his producer over Twitter, for all the world to see.

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Since the thread is still fresh let's use it
Would you game with pic related?
Should he be GM or Player?

>>46444642
Fuck, I never knew about that. That's some cold ass shit.

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>>46444653
I'm not sure inviting the potential vampire into your home is such a hot idea, anon.

>>46442640
We will probably need to take a bus to get to his place, and then wait there while he would never show up.

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>>46444653
I imagine Keanu to be the player who runs some sort of zen caster or fighter with the shitty background of "I woke up from a sleep, and I don't know anything"

Other than that though I imagine him so immersed in his character we'd have to tell him to stop when we are having a food break.

>>46442640
Yes. He seems decent.

>>46444025
Fair enough, anon. But, just so you know? You're the faggot that the rest of us can't stand being around. Your nerd-elitism is moronic.

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>>46444918
> You're the faggot that the rest of us can't stand being around. Your nerd-elitism is moronic.

>>46444799
>what is this beverage? It burns my mouth, but in a strange way.
Keanu, please.
>Wait, are those bubbles in the glass?
Keanu-
>Is this glass not made of glass? It does nto feel like it. What is this?
Malifax, please.
>Please what? I am curious about this strange world I find myself in.

He's probably a fine player actually.

>>46444653
i don't know if keanu reeves would be a good storyteller but i bet my nipples he'd be a fucking joy to have at the table. especially if he was hosting. such a great dude.

Jesus christ, Wil. If you want a group, go to game finder, you do not have to start a new thread.

The big question is this: would Hitler make a decent GM?

>>46444572
I would have Vin Diesel.

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If we are still keeping this thread going, would you be fine with this guy in your group? As a DM or PC?

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ASSEMBLE YOUR IDEAL GAME TABLE, /tg/.

FACT OR FICTION, DEAD OR ALIVE.

>>46445080

Why not both?

>>46445080
Why do you think he got into movies? He couldn't find a table that would let his stupid shit fly.
>A woman with a gun for a leg? The fuck, Q? No.
>Not every problem can be solved with explosives, Q, sometimes diplomacy works better.
>I already fucking told you, NO KENDER!

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>>46445118
Are there any Hammer films actors that aren't based?

>>46445080
I love his work, but I don't want to be anywhere near him in a social setting. Dude seems weird.

>>46445175

>Not every problem can be solved with explosives, Q, sometimes diplomacy works better.

Look, this is what it sounds like when he actually tries diplomacy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM

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>>46445118
Best group incoming.

Players
>Vin Diesel
>Samuel Jackson
>Gary Oldman
>Betty White

DM
>Ridley Scott

PROVE ME WRONG

>>46444728
That's why it got so much attention, he threw a guy under the bus when it was revealed he didn't actually learn the games he reviewed.

>>46444270
>>46444918
I don't know. I find the hipsters and casual nerds and the like to be much more of the 'smarmy elitist' brand.

They think they look better, live better, eat better, and are better than the fa/tg/uys hanging out in the LGS playing Battletech. That's what I don't like. I don't have an issue with new players in general.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/laurenorsini/2015/07/17/i-played-magic-the-gathering-arena-of-the-planeswalkers-and-all-i-got-was-drunk/

^ Take that article for example

>>46445155
>tfw you play ten sessions with him and only at the end realize you were just a DMPC all along

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>>46445175
>Aww come on anon! Rule of cool!
No Q, you can't just chop off your leg and attach a gun to avoid encumbrance.

>>46445175
>A woman with a gun for a leg?

That was Robert Rodriguez, actually. The guy who gave us From Dusk Til Dawn and Machete, but also Spy Kids and Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

>Fyodor Dostoevsky
>Dante Alighieri
>Albert Camus
>Alejandro Jodoroski

for Dark Heresy 2e.

Will Wheaton: Why not, he doesn't seem too bad as long as you don't branch off on any sensitive subject.
Keanu Reeves: On one hand, I'm sure he'd make an amazing roleplayer seeing how dedicated he is to his acting, but on the other hand I wouldn't mind seeing what he could do as a DM
Tarantino: As a PC, no: he's gonna get himself killed by a goblin on the first encounter. As a DM, yeah.
Sir Christopher Lee: God yes! Both as a PC and a DM!

>>46444086
>we should let everyone in, that's why comic books and soap operas are so great!

>Matt Mercer
Lets be honest everyone else just seems lacklustre in comparison now
>Viggo Mortensen
Love this guys personality, one of the most down to earth and likeable actors
>Mads Mikkelsen
Stand up guy that likes to have fun and would really get into roleplaying
>Travis Willingham
Just love him, would try to get him to play a Fighter though so he doesn't have to pretend to be so stupid

>>46444270
>I'd rather that PnP be trendy and mainstream than have to deal with smarmy elitists who treat new casual players like shit and think that the elitists somehow aren't the worst thing for the gaming industry.
What about elitist hipsters who treat people in a 'ew, a nerd, gross'? What about elitist hipster who think the only way to play tabletop is their pretentious way?

>>46446155
What about {powergamers/rules lawyers/anyone} who think the only way to play is their way?

It's not just your spooky 'elitist hipster' who does that. Look at half the fucking threads on this board.

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>>46446239

*PAAARP*

>>46444063

I think his point was that you could have googled it. Try to be a bit more resourceful. :^)

>>46445595

Most Fantasy PnP settings and storylines are pretty shitty anyway. Sci-fi isn't much better either.

>>46446239
>Look at half the fucking threads on this board.

Most of those are just people mouthing off. I bet very few of them actually step up and be confrontational IRL. However you're right that there are plenty of shitters in the hobby already, and I highly doubt that "hipsters" (which basically means nothing these days anyway) would increase that percentage.

>>46442640
Hell no.
I cannot stand that smug prick.

>>46446360
That has to be one of the worst onomatopoeias I've seen in a while. Who the hell PAAARPs?

>>46442640
Charlie from Always Sunny? Sure, so long as I don't have to play earthworms.

>>46445021
Strikes me as a bit of a rules nazi, personally.

>>46443893
>GRRM
because I want an interesting setting.

>>46448624
I do nazi the problem.

If he's Goering to run a game, heil do it reich.

>>46449016
Besides he would make the setting a doggy dog world where adventuring parties are a diamond dozen

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>>46448624
>>46449016

>>46442640
In a heartbeat. His shitty role syndrome will mean that I'll just steamroll every encounter

I mean sure, if the group/game didn't suck

I'd kill to play with matt mercer though

I'd GM for him

>>46442640
No. He seems like the "I don't know the rules and I don't think I should have to" type of GM. That might be popular on /tg/, but I've never liked it.

>>46444064
Not accurate

>>46443893
>Steven Erikson
Fuck no. The entire campaign would just be NPCs dropping vague references to things we have no knowledge of and no reason to care about, and all the while he would be smugly convinced we're lapping up his shit, no matter what we say.

>>46444787
He looks really young in 1994 compared to all the others.

>>46444086
No people who aren't like me what similar but considerably more simplified version of the thing I like, and if they grow to a large portion the market will reduce the number of things the market produces for people like me.

>>46443893
I'd go for Joe Abercrombie. Ten times as grim as GRRM and a hundred times better writing.


It would be beautiful to have my hopes and dreams dashed like the brains of a toddler under the foot if a steel booted ranging berserker.

>>46451291
Of* raging*


I shouldn't post from mobile I feel ashamed.

He would seem good unless you say something remotely political that he disagrees with. Then he'd probably passively aggressively mess with your character.

>>46442640
why is his face so punchable
shut up wesley

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>>46444270

>>46445175
>Samandra accidentally stepped on the poison trap!
>I roll to lick the poison off
>Q fucking stop with the feet.

>>46444609
What constitutes a pop-culture reference shirt?

>>46451977
A shirt that literally says "Pop Culture Reference" or one of the many shitty 'nerd culture' graphic t's on sites like Qwertee.

>>46442640
Eh, depends on what system and setting he wants to run. I'd listen, but he's gotta sell it to me.

If he just wants me over to drink beer and play Cards Against Humanity with Aisha Tyler again, I'm so fucking down though.

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>>46451977

>>46451515
This is hands down the most pathetic thing I've ever read. Did you make this from the back of your middle school class? Don't you have an essay to write anon?

>>46444787
i think every 25 years he visits the fountan of youth he found as a sea captain

>>46442640
I guess I could give it a try, but I don't trust that man

>>46442640
Eh, memery aside, I've seen his RPG show AND his columns on Dragon back in the day, and he seems the sort of guy who thinks that lolrandom shit is ok because "RPGs are for fun, maaan".
OTOH I've been the DM for close to 10 years now so I'll probably stomach a session or two before giving up.

>>46444463
>Pay a guy to explain the rules
>Said guy does not explain the rules
>Fire him

Literally zero problem with this.

>>46451515
Every time I see this you fuckers add more panels, each one more pathetic than the one before.
Go play vidya, that way you can excise yourself from any sort of interpersonal interaction.

>>46452780
This whole defence mechanism the role playing community has come up with of devaluing their own hobbies and accepting the general public as their lords and masters is really starting to get out of hand.

>>46452854
>>46452780

wow i didn't realise it was possible to be this cucked

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>>46451515
Fixed that for you.
Literally nothing wrong with it.

>>46452986
>I have no argument
>let's call him a cuck!

Confimed for highschooler
Also, your table, your rules. No one forces you to attend games with people you didn't personally choose. "DA HOBBY" is literally meaningless.

>But what if I want to play competitive?
Then you've already lost, anon. But you will be wiser when you grow up, eventually.

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Oh boy this bait thread again
Sure, why not, he probably would have an interesting game while you cuck in the corner complaining about internet identitys you dont know personally.

>>46442722
it's Will Wheaton from The Big Bang Theory

>>46442640
Yes, however only if he DMs anima.
I give him the books in spanish and wait for the typical SJW meltdown when they're faced with an actual different culture.

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>>46449016

>>46442640

Yes, if only to have the opportunity to say "Shut up, Wesley!" to his face.

His white-knighting douchebaggery and celeb-against-the-odds status would make him pretty intolerable, IMO.

>>46445424
Wasn't Terror Planet Robert Rodriguez, though?

>>46443893
Gurm seems like he would be a fun DM

>>46445484
Most underrated post.

>>46453350
Who?

>>46449881
I'd love to play with everyone on critical role...except for liam and marisha. Liam is to angsty and edgy for me and marisha cries more than a two year old

>>46442767
You can watch him DM dread on his channel.

https://youtu.be/Q8HbkYV5ZaY

Fortunately we don't have to guess what this like to have will wheaton GM a game. Also titansgave is a really shitty generic setting and nobody should ever use it.

I wouldn't rely on that incompetent fucktard to suck the farts out of my chair without fucking it up..

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>>46445118
Players
>Zoey Deschanel
>David Boreanaz
>John Francis Daley
>My uncle Kevin
>The Rock
>Shia LeBouef
GM
>JK Rowling or Martin Freeman

>>46442640
He's an awful person and I hate his guts but I hear that he is indeed a pretty good GM.

>>46459096
What's so bad about him?

>>46459067
>JK Rowling
pls no

>>46445336
I'd watch this movie

>>46459697
>he doesn't want a hogh fantasy world of whimsy and fun that can still manage to be serious when needed

>>46442640
At this point I would play a game with any GM who wasn't me.

>>46458717
Does this get better?

>>46445192
>>46445576
not making Sir Christopher Lee the behind the scenes evil PC playing the BBEG

>>46445080
he probably says nigger almost as much as my playgroup, he would fit right in.

>>46460562
If anything it gets worse. I kinda liked the beginning, even if I'm not crazy about the silly moments, but in the end I couldn't bear watching. There's an episode towards the end that is a sort of vision/dream cutscene, and it's the DM talking uninterrupted for the whole episode with no character interaction. If a DM pulled that shit on me i'd do a 360 and walk out.
Plus, that red-haired faggot is the worst player I've ever seen.

>>46443619
^this

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Group of the year right here
>Anthony Hopkins
>Brian Blessed
>George Dubya
>Ahnuld

>GM:Jeff Bridges (also hosting for maximum over-coze)

frequent BBEG appearances by: Werner Herzog


>YFW first post since week ban for upsetting fa/tg/uy tumblrinas

>>46457126
Bodinga.

>>46444600
i could see it

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>>46447082

>he doesn't PAARP