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We are going on a Holy crusade to the Bumfuckistan sector in the Emperors name!

All posts that ends on a 5 (and has a picture) is what is included in the crusade, may it be ships, waepons or soldiers. No xenos, or heretics allowed...
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>>46439871
Rollin'
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I'll provide proviant.
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For the Emperor!
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>>46440486
Fuck it, I give it another shot and if I fail never post again!
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Munitorum will provide us weapon of quality fire.
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>>46440575
Huzzah! Our first recruit! Fingers crossed for this hero of humanity
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>>46440562
You and your sorry cartel lost the contract, my friend. Let me show you how a real magnate handles things.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

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>>46439871
>that ends on a 5
Seriously? /tg/ has a rolling function, no need to go for significant digits

Still, here's hoping the titans will walk
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We already have a Elite Choice.You always need some special forces.
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>>46440727
I should had not laugh, but I did, you evil evil man.

Rolling for ayylmao removal unit
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ONLY THE BEST
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>>46440637
Silly mongrel! Your two bit company isnt worthy, why eat all those useless stuff when you can have RAMEN PIZZA!
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>>46440785
Five confirms, contract secured.
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>>46440785
Welp
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>>46440702
That thing is my favourite pattern of Titan.
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Rolling for russian robodog.
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>>46440702
Sorry, no Titans for you
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You'll need some Sororitas
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V2
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My pic rolls for me
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The munitorum offers these railguns to your cause
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Sorry we're late faithful servants! Our ship broke down and we got lost in the woods.
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Private Zathras reporting in sir
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>>46440849
I'm pretty sure it's a custom build, but yeah, Lucius titans are damn sexy
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A CATACHAN WARRIOR
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In the name of Sanguinius...LET THERE BE ROCK!
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Maybe some Catachan?
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Fire cannot stop the truehearted and noble.
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Dangerous fauna.
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brave soldiers from a feudal word !
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>>46441080
we'll see about that. Whoever light the most heretics on fire wins!
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>>46441025
Speaking of music...
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+++Ark Mechanius on route to the crusade+++
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>>46439871
SKOOMA
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so far our crusade consists of a ramen pizza
this isn't going well
let's try and get some mordians in
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Kenny Starfighter want in on this crusade!
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i manage to get the roll but fumble the pic
GODDAMMIT ADEPTUS MINISTORUM
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>>46441165
Nice pic, way to waste your 5
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A tank squadron of manticores at your service m'lord!
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>>46441215
All is forgiven
now let's try and get the best commander in the whole damn galaxy + the cadian 8th
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100 baneblades
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>>46441248
He's too busy at Cadia.
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some sweet ass sisters yknow what I be bein'
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One discarded suit of power armour added to the crusade sir!
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>>46441273
WHERE'S THAT ARTILLERY?!
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>>46441327
Not here meatbag! But i'll join this crusade due to reasons
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

Have some cute sororitas for your crusade.
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>>46441327
right here general
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some big fat ogryns for ye'
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>>46441304
>>46441372
More sisters would be ideal.
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>>46441327
>>46441347
You all got the wrong coordinates you fools.
You'd all best wish for the Gods mercy, lest the black sun consume you all.
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Some scions would be nice
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this will be our commander
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A Radical Inquisitor or two might come in handy.
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OUT OF THE WAY, SMASHFUCKER COMING THROUGH
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WE ARE MONITORING THIS CRUSADE!
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imperial navy standing by!
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Let's get this crusade on the move.
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We might want to dig some trenches at some point
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Some arbites would make a good addition to the cruade forces
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Lewd Psyker!
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>>46441577
>>46441555
okay seriously Dubs should count
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>>46441555
>triple fives
WE ARE JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER OF THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE
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Chainsaw weilding space marine comming through!
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>>46441025
>>46441115
IT WAS DESTINED TO BE
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>crusade level
>in ain't me starts playing
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>>46441605
Yes!
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>>46441605
THE GOD MACHINES SHALL WALK UPON THE BLOOD STAINED EARTH
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Oi space mahreehns. Where da waagh at!?
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>>46441655
Alright, abandon crusade.
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Fear not, for the One that is All shall watch over us. For All of us are but sparks of the One our Emperor's Divine flame.
Faith shall be what our shield and blade is forged within.
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>>46441630
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO HIGH LORD'S SON
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Did someone say Crusade?
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>>46441695
HERESY GROSS AND FOAL

PLEASE CONTINUE
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>>46441695
Alright, Kitten and his girl.
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>>46441702
Because I think someone said crusade.
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>>46441695
YOU STOLE MY WAIFU YOU GUA'LA PIECE OF SHIT!
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I smell Orks
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>>46441756
Nuh, i fink you don't
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Got some discount servo skulls from up near Ultramar!
They look a little weird... but.. No, I'm sure they're fine.
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THIS WAR WILL REQUIRES THE IMPERIUMS GREATEST HERO
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF RUSS GET ME AWAY FROM THESE YIFFING FAGGOTS
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David Attenborough will narrate this crusade
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Mayhap our Chapter could lend a chapter or two in such an honourable endeavour?
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Not even retcon can keep my fury away from this Crusade
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Our agri world has send our finest harvesters to aide in this holy crusade!
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>>46441765
I sense orks nearby..
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man if we were rolling 4s I'd be the king of this thread
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>>46441884
Nu-uh. I really fink you dun't smell any orkz 'umie
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>>46441765
Right, sorry, I missed your imperial approved 5.
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>>46441568
You know what? Re-rolling on this guy's behalf.
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>>46441885
If you posted an image you would be too you fucking heretic.
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>>46441805
Our Crusade is truly blessed.

Now if only were were to uncover additional STC patterns in this Crusade.
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The tactical data of the aincent "Emu war" from holy terra will help us in battle!
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Can the adepta sororitas join the crusade?
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Can I join?
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Death Guard shitposters inbound
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Toot toot
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>>46441966
No? How abwout mwee?
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>>46442035
WELCOME TO THE PENAL REGIMENT
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This crusade needs some ships, so why not a Gloriana?
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>>46442035
May need a few more inquisitors in this wagon train.
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We want in on this heretic burning!
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Rolling for Marines Malevolent
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>>46442060
Or a Fist ship
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>>46442057
>>46442091
Hyu're jwust jeawos that kayoss gets to go on the twip and youu don't!
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I will be the backbone of this crusade!!
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>>46442148
Nah
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Bring artillery to break the enemy walls.
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Deploy the Lazy Marines
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We here to /ridetheironfire/
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>>46442205
Good man we'll need it to "misfire" on the troops
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this crusade needs vostroyans
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>>46440926
That's an eldar from the retenue of some radical inquisitor, not one of His daughters.
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Retro-commissar save us!
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What about some Great Crusade relics?
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We shall crusade in Dorn's name!
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You know, if the actual recruitment process worked this way, it might explain why crusades took so long to launch
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>>46439871
I am bringing this guy, in a titan-sized golden wheel chair, with enough weapons and defenses to put most chapters to shame.
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COMING THE FUCK THROUGH
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>>46441555
MULTIPLE THIRD PARTY INDIVIDUALS HAVE REPORTED ONE OR MORE OF YOUR DIGITS AS BEING INNAPROPRIATE
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I think you ladies need some real firepower.
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>>46442654
What am I looking at here?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

HATERS GONNA HATE!
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Can I join in?? I'll help the Imperial effort...
I promise
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>>46442895
NOT YOU FUCKS
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>>46439871
Your gonna need a big guy
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

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I bring Saint Gav of the Guard.

Who will bring the potatoes?
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>>46443452
Pity ogryn can't into numbers.
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FER DA SHINY BOSS!
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>>46442365
You just had to not post a image, didn't you?
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>>46439871
Let's go guys.
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>>46443595
God damn poetry right there
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I'm Force Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite Crusade in the Imperium!
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What's the image limit these days?
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>>46439871
roll
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>>46444237
Can't. On mobile
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>>46442895
FUCKING PARTRIDGES!!
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