>"Dices"

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"shitpostes"

>>46392494
>triggered

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>>46392494
>"Staffs"

>>46392494
>"traditional games"

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>"Liches"

>"Codexes"

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"Roll a dice"

>>46392494
I'm a Rouge

>"Barbarion"

>>46393649
this one really gets me. how do people not the plural of lich is lichen?

>>46394459
Not everyone speaks german and Lichen reminds me of that algae/fungi thing

>>46394494
I'm pretty sure Donnie was making a joke, Rene

>>46394527
Shut you fucking mouth, Marcia. No one cares what you think.

>"Mah-nuh"

It's "Man-uh" you fucking dumbasses! I swear to god Geoff if you say this shit one more time

>>46394527
I wouldn't know, I have no idea what the proper plural form of ''Lich'' is. Maybe you could enlighten us with your wisdom, Marcia?

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>Game starts in a tavern

IT'S A FUCKING BOUNCE HOUSE YOU SAVAGES

"Calvary"
"Cavalry"

>>46394494
German(ized) plural would be Liche, actually.

>>46392494
>deeces

>>46395515
Wenn Liche hinter Lichen schlichen, schlichen Liche Lichen nach.

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>>46395558

Mein schwartzer.

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>>46393957

>>46394543
My friend says mahnah. He claims that what they said in Diablo.

Fuck that.

>>46395558
Briddy gud.

>>46392494
>"sword"

>>46392494
>mag-us instead of mage-us
I don't care if it's technically correct, it sounds retarded.

>>46398793
Really? Mage-us doesn't sound retarded to you?

>>46398468
i pronounce it that way. wanna fight terry?

>>46398793
>not may-gus
Get with the times Jenna

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>>46392494

>"Diocese"

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>>46395515

What about Lychee?

>>46398818
No. Considering that it's very possibly the place the term "mage" derives from originally. "Mag-us" sounds like you are incapable of pronouncing soft "g" noises and forces you to complete the "us" part with a really harsh "u" sound. Reminds me of hokey fake Southern accents.

>>46392494
>"Tools of the devil."
I live in the South =/

>>46395359
"cavalery"

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>chit-en
>not kyte-en

>>46395359
reminds me
>Jim: So now we just have to wait for the calvary
>GM: A hill appears, falling from the sky. At the crest of the hill are 3 men being crucified. The hill lands on Jim's barbarian, instantly crushing him to death.
One discussion about the proper pronunciation of "cavalry" later:
>Jim: So you fucking killed my character just because I pronounced cavalry wrong?
>GM: Cavalry. Oh, right. You're waiting for the cavalry. You see them coming out of the eastern valley, pursued by a horde of goblins.

>>46394552
Don't you mean "enlichen us with your wisdom?"

>>46398793
Wait, mayguhs, mayjis, mahjis, or mayguhs

What

>>46394543
Isn't that how it's pronounced in the Asian countries where the term originated?

>>46398996
It's a weird word that most people have never heard outloud.

>>46399124
Youre a weird word

>>46399049
The plural of magus is magi. How do you pronounce that?

>exp
iy-ecks-pee

>>46399182
maj-eye

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>>46398996
>sen-tar
>not ken-tar

>>46399307
>chehl-see instead of kel-see

>>46399307
>sat ire instead of sat ur

>>46395558
Nice name.

>>46398945
Pear carrot flavour

<bump

>fairy
>not fairie

Lass-gun
Lays-gun
Laz-gun

>>46404310
That one is absolutely fucking infuriating. It's a portmanteau of "laser" and "gun". Should be LASEgun if you know fucking anything about English.

>>46404401
Lace-gun?

>>46404501
No you fucking bell-end. The s sounds like "z"

>>46395323
IT'S CALLED A MOON WALK FOR DEGENERATE FUCK

>any word
>the first vowel in a vcv letter thread isn't long

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>>46404534

>>46392494
>"A dice."

>>46395323
>>46404953
>not knowing it's a bouncy castle
new_zealand_laughter.sheep

>>46405299
>many dies

>>46392494
It's a verb.

>>46393584
That's the correct plural form.

>>46393649
It's actually spelled "Lichs."

>>46393727
It'd be "Codices."

>>46394543
No, it's not. Man-uh is manna, from heaven. Mah-nuh is mana, the spiritual energy that flows through all living things.

>>46395323
You mean a gazebo.

>>46394566
The singular form of tavern is tavers.

>>46398996
It's not spelled Kitten.

>>46405366
>It's actually spelled "Lichs."
Why would it be spelled like that? Did I just get baited?

>>46405366
>>46405386
Wikipedia uses liches.

>>46405386
because the proper pronunciation is "lick" not "litch" you silly pleb

>>46405423
>the proper pronunciation is
/ˈlJtʃ/

>>46405463
And today I learned that 4chan doesn't like the IPA for 'short i'.

>>46405463
>using the colloquial english that was created because of how the word was spelled

>>46398793
Mah-GOOSE

>>46405423
Yeah, and "colonel" is pronounced "koh-loh-nell" because it's spelled that way, right? What does the way you pronounce it have to do with the way you pluralize it? Fucking moron.

>>46405531
>not understanding that pronunciation changes over time
>not understanding that English gives no fucks about how the word was originally pronounced
How do you pronounce lieutenant?

>>46405655
>not pronouncing it kernel
>>46405656
>pronouncing it lef ten ent

>>46405731
>not "left tenant"

>>46405731
>not speaking The Queen's English

>deeces

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>>46395323

>>46398996
>>46399124
You can use the word school to check the pronounciation.

>>46392494
>bonii
>malus
>malii

>>46399182
muh-guy

>>46394212
Race: Angle
Class: Rouge
Weapon of choice: Duel-welded falcons

>>46409519
Do you also worship Satin?

>>46409519
Traits: Genious

>>46409776
Good idea!

>>46398964
>May-gus
How hard is that to get.
Not May-jus
Not Mah-gus

>>46405422
Wikipedia is wrong, as always.

>>46409940
Then fix it like you fixed America

>>46409940
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>coop duh grace (rhymes with face, race, space).

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

Roll for initiative.

>>46405366
You're telling me that staves isn't the proper plural?

>>46393957
Dice is informal singular and past tense for a die also.

Literally nothing wrong you frog-faced shit poster.

>>46396766
these are not moles, they are muskrat

>>46409227
I laughed long and hard.

>Meelay
>melay
>A stupid twat who must always type "desu" after every sentence like a weaboo faggot. Looking at you /hwg/ faggots.

>>46412051
>A stupid twat who must always type "desu" after every sentence like a weaboo faggot. Looking at you /hwg/ faggots.
s m h
t b h
f a m

>>46411052
Shrews. Muskrats look like smaller beavers with a long and not flat tail

>>46404401
If you know anything about English, you also know that LASE needs an E to be pronounced LASE.
Yours is the kind of bullshit hypercorrectness that results in people pronouncing gif with a hard G.

Laz is perfectly acceptable, even preferable.

>>46394543
No, it is Mana. Holy fucking shit, you are stupid as utter fuck.

>>46412410
>Yours is the kind of bullshit hypercorrectness that results in people pronouncing gif with a hard G.
jif sounds retarded though, and doesn't make sense in the context of the acronym, fuck compuserve and fuck you

>>46398977
I feel bad for you. The bible belt is worse than the middle east.

>Maw-nuh instead of mah-nah

Yanks.

>>46409828
lord satin black

>>46412051
baka desu senpai

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>>46392494
>Dicen

>>46409227
>not Fortress of Inflatertude
Lap dogs, all of you!

>>46414755
Not the 'huff n puffy jumpin buddy'?

>>46400142
but is is pronounced satire

>>46404534

So "Lars Goon"?

>>46399283
So it's Mah-gi?

>>46409519
Question.
How dose one duel-weld falcons?

>>46409940
just like trickle down economics :>

>>46392494

>Dice
>Doce
>Docen

My folder is rife with docen.

>>46415232
You know... duel-welding. The way you weld two weapons together so they're appropriate for dueling.

That, plus falconry.

>>46393584
both staffs and staves are correct. i personally prefer staves though

>>46415146
no, muh-guy

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>>46415264
Docen in the woodsen?

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>"cannons"

>>46415351
I'm not your guy, buddy.

>>46415296
>You know... duel-welding. The way you wield two weapons together so they're appropriate for dualing.

>That, plus falchionry.

It is my dream to create some sort of fictionalised world, in a video game or book or movie or whatever, where everyone has their own way of pronouncing all these terms

And it endlessly triggers everyone

Like the part at the start of FONV where the old dude says "Kaiser or Caesar or however you say it", but with everyone

>>46415581
I'm not sure if that's cannon

>>46409519
What does an angle look like, as a race?

Like I get that a rouge is a combat dancer / prostitute / stealthy makeup artist. It's a fine class. But I don't know about angles.

>>46416577
They're very sharp looking

>>46405482
my trigger is when people make these threads and don't use IPA

>>46416741
Can my character be acute angle?

>>46416962
Those are the best kind of angles!

>>46409275
"Bone-eye" rolls off the tongue better than "bonusssess". And "malus" is shorter and more neatly aligned with "bonus" than "penalty".