What sort of houserules do you have in your groups? Make sure

>>46385673
> Someone other than the GM is in charge of organizing.
> Your dice have to be easy to read.
> No snacks until after there's been an actual meal break.

Back when we played D&D:
> If it takes more than 12 seconds for you to start saying what your character does, we skip your turn.

>>46385673
D&D 5e

On a Crit miss of a ranged attack, I pick the most disadvantagous target that is in the line of fire. The player makes a new attack roll against that target. For hordes of enemies, it actually helps the player. When shooting from behind the tank, it can hurt.

You want to do something clearly beyond the limits of what is reasonable (such as lifting a huge boulder or breaking the toughest safe in the country or seduce a succubus of all things) then you can roll for it. Not a d20, though. d100. You need 100. After this fails, you fall back to reality & start playing the game properly again. It has yet to happen that someone actually gets 100, so I've never had to allow nonsense because of it.

>>46385865
>more than 12 seconds...we skip your turn
That sounds wonderful.

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>>46385987
>mfw

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>>46385673
Goddamnit /vp/.

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>>46385673
>pic unrelated
It doesn't have to be OP

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>>46385673
>pic unrelated

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>>46387981
Guys,that's the gif. I am too limited on bandwidth to watch.

>>46388500
*what's the gif I mean

>>46388508
The watermelon gets swallowed up whole that by Girafarig's ass-head.

>>46388526
...Jeeez.

>>46388500
Girafarig's other head eats a water melon whole and it goes down the tail/throat to the butt, then it cuts to the main head looking in distress.