Drunk

>>46365118

This one time he got drunk and fucked a fox because he thought it was a kitsune.

He wasn't wrong.

>inb4 complaints about anime

>>46365118
Happy go lucky samurai who has everything go his way

I only do grimdark shit, sorry dude

>>46365143

>Turns out the Kitsune's a kinky bitch that likes making people feel extra shameful while they plow her

>>46365118

He used to be a regular, ordinary Average Joe, but then a personal tragedy caused him to develop a crippling dependence on alcohol and now he crawls into a bottle to escape himself as his life lies in shambles around him.

Also I guess he fights crime.

>>46365118
Cosplay faggot drunk on PBR mixed with glue in his paper mache gourd lands on the ground, thinks an alleycat is a kitsune, and is about to get arrested for bestiality by the local authorities...

>>46365118
He is the lost prince of the secret Bara kingdom.

The crane on his belt is also a stylised cock and balls.

He must battle against the evil witch Fujoshiko, and her Bishie hordes.

>>46365118
Born a peasant. Grew up learning about work ethic and how good things come to people who work hard from his brothers and father. Best farmers in the village, live well because of it. Some typical noble bullshit happens and they lost everything, father executed, they only worked hard but that in itself was regarded as a sin.

Ran as a child into the forest. Found by a kindly Kitsune who offered him the power to serve justice if he would fulfill her request. Now he gets involved in cuhrazy adventures.

Central Park after New York Comic Con parade.

>>46365118
He drinks because of a bizarre, anime-logic demonic pact. If he ever stops, the fox at his side (a cleverly disguised but tremendously powerful demon) will kill him. This is a pretty easy condition to fulfill. It also helps that drinking all the time isn't that bad, especially when it has the added benefit of helping him keep his mind off of the threat of certain and immediate death always lurking by him.

>>46365671
>>46365190
there's always grimdark to be had, even if you have to juxtapose it with lazy, torpid merriment

>>46365118
Rich son of the local lord. Likes to wear that shit and walk around town like a badass.

He got drunk, pissed himself and passed out, just woke up and is laughing about how the nice summer day dried his pants off despite the fact he smells like he's been covered in piss for a week.
He's been sitting there so long the fox came to smell him and see if he's dead. The hawk is stuffed, he just carries it around.

When war breaks out his father will claim his son is a retard and cannot be sent to serve. He will spend the rest of his life in disgrace, and will die in the gutter outside his brother's home not even knowing where he is.

>>46365671
As I continue to think about this, maybe the pact can derive from this one time that he got really drunk, challenged the demon to a drinking contest, beat the demon or not, you decide, and then made the pact because they were both really drunk and the loser was supremely pissed.