By and large what color has the best girls?

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>>46361316
Red girls are the hottest

White are Stacies through and through.
Red are "cuhrazee random holds up spork" tier.
Green are decent but too hippy-dippy, vegan, etc.

Blue and Black are the best, imo.

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>>46361370
>Red are "cuhrazee random holds up spork" tier.
You talkin' shit about mai waifu?

>>46361370
Blue are nerds. NERDS.

Black are sluts, they'll fuck you but they're gonna steal from your wallet or something.

Colourless girls are best.

>>46361370
White goes to church every Sunday and doesn't have sex before marriage.

>>46361832
Whittier about UB girls?

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>>46361316
If its not white its not alright

>>46361901
Pretty eager to show you to daddy, daddy is a wrathful motherfucker if you tick him off.
>>46362191
Nerdy sluts. Also selfish.

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>>46362239
>desecrating the beautiful and pure Elesh Norn with that disgusting... thing

White has the purest, most altruistic waifus.

Red had the most free spirited passionate waifus.

Either are easily best.

Both are even better.

>>46361316
Red is the color of love and passion, what do you think?

>>46362695
It's also the color of chlamydia.

>>46362827
Thought that was green and black.

>>46362827
Isn't corruption, rot, and disease black's thing?

>>46362877
>>46362864
Burning sensation when you pee.

Burning.

>>46362969
So Rakdos, then?

>>46362969
But it isn't fire.

The burning sensation is disease and puss in your dick hole.

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>>46361316
Green, because Elven girls are the best for breeding.

>>46362969
burning is only red when it's actual burning and not figurative
Except maybe verbal burns

Esper. But only because normal artifacts don't count as a color.

>>46363320
Esper girls don't have genitals

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Mardu is best girlfu

>>46363926
>girl

>>46362384
They know not the perfection of Phyrexia my vat brother

I would fuck Drana all day every day.

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Naya

>>46362648

Nothing is more loyal to you than a white waifu. But I agree, mix the best if red and white, and you get pure wife material.

>white
Will have loving procreative sex with you after getting married, and will then start making 1/1 white Human creature tokens for the community.
>red
Will fuck you long, hard, lovingly, and passionately. Real classic on-the-floor-on-a-bearskin-rug-in-front-of-a-fire kind of fucking.
>black
There will be candles, there will be atmosphere, there will be the best sex you've ever had.
Then she'll sacrifice you to the dark gods to complete the ritual. That's what the candles were for.
>blue
Blue's a jerk. Or a trap.
Whichever one you don't like.
Alternately, its really forgettable.

>>46364814
Black is alternately a gold digger

>>46362997
Mein nigger

Green girls are the most fertile

>>46362997
>>46364879
No, WHITE gives you a FUCKLOAD of 1/1 White Child tokens.
Green just gives you a couple of ridiculously huge babies instead.

>>46364319
literal furfag

>>46364932
>white gives you 5-10 1/1 Humans
>green gives you ~3 2/2 Human?s
Kek

>>46365512

Don't forget, while the white waifu raises all ten 1/1 to be strong and virtuous, green will pit them against each other and make them forage and hunt their own food till only the strongest survives.

>>46365660
>Mama Green takes the kids out back for a few minutes and comes back with a 2/2 baby with two +1/+1 counters on it.
>doesn't see anything wrong with that

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>>46365512
>>46365660
>>46365777
>1/1 babies
>they come out as strong as a fully grown man
That's... scary, but impressive.

>2/2 babies
>come out big enough to eat a guy, strong as a bear
That just doesn't seem healthy.

>>46364814
You forgot green, who basically just follows instincts. Kind of relationship where you could be cleaning the counter and get a surprise blowjob because she felt like it.
Alternately, everything feels calm and then suddenly 10/10 ass with trample and haste on your dick

>>46361316
How bout mixed colors?

I like the idea of GR. Big juicy fatties with haste. hawt as fuck.

>>46366341
fun fact, before xenagos was slated to be the "bad guy" of theros block, they were considering having the RG god be the aphroditie expy

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>>46363965
Seriously, her artwork is equal parts beautiful and horrifying.

>>46366375
It looks much better when you run it through a paper shredder

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>>46366411
the correct term is codex shredder idiot, Phyrexians don't use those cheap bestbuy "paper shredders"

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>>46366411
>It's time

>>46361316
Players: Black, or UB playing girls are the sexiest.

Fictional characters: White. Elesh and Serra, top tier.

>>46364814
>1/1 white human creature tokens

You know, I used to really hate weenie rush + token spam.

But when I think of it as GLORIOUS WHITE PROCREATION TO PRESERVE THE WHITE RACE AND COMMUNITY, I kinda like them now.

Where should I look if I wanna make a cheap weenie/token white deck? Just something less than $35 so I can see how it plays.

>>46366535
budget mono white soul sisters? you run some cute girls that give you extra life whenever they see another creature enter the battlefield and get more tokens then the opponent could stop.

I'd suggest proxying so you can mess around.

>>46366568
Presence of cute girls is neither a + nor a -

And yeah I suppose I could proxy up a bunch of bullshit but isn't that illegal?

Oh well. Thanks for the advice anyway, I'll look into a monowhite soul sisters deck.

>>46364833
I misread your post as "dagger" instead of digger and I was like "yeah that seems about right."

>>46366682
Now I am not saying it's a gold dagger.
But it is not wielded by some broke braggarts.

>>46366608
'so you can mess around' isn't to bring it to a tournament.
You said you wanted to see how it plays, so he gave you a good starting place and a cheaper option than thirty-five bucks.

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>mfw if doesn't matter on the color because fa/tg/uys can only pull a Hasran Ogress

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>>46366871
>Objectively worse than Bloodfen Raptor
Shit card.

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>>46366871

>>46366871
>implying I wouldn't
>implying I wouldn't love every second of it

>>46366319
I need this. This and Red.

RG best girl

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best girl is BW

What's with all the hate for Ugirls?

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>>46367488

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>>46367645

>>46367659
I don't get it.

>>46367748
The girl with black hair plays Blue-style control decks. The girl not doing anything was waiting to top deck something that she could win the game with, but didn't want to waste something big on the weak monster that Blue-girl had on the field. So she got nicked to death.

You might say, "Anon, that's fucking retarded. Who just lets someone do that?" In that manga, everyone has MTG power levels. If your power levels are too low, you're just shit at the game regardless of what you're playing.

>>46367809
Almost this entire post is lies.

>>46368026
As far as I can tell he wasn't lying until after the first sentence

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Gruul seems pretty decent.

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>>46368026
>>46368055

>>46366535

That's a great fucking reason to run non-white tokens. Thanks for the added incentive.

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>>46361316
BW for life

>>46367283
>cripple fetishist

>>46370157
For life and beyond life, bro

Meant mono-white*

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>>46364932
>>46365512
>>46365660
>>46365777

You aren't helping your case against Green here, guys....

>>46361370
Red isn't just chaos and violence. It's also passion, inspiration, intuition, and love. So you not only have the best chance for support, care, and sex from someone highly attuned to Red, it is also inversely true that you will have dramatically less of those things with anyone attuned elsewhere.

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>>46371769
Red girls are hot, though.

RUG chick where?

>>46366535
You really need to stop trying so hard, /pol/. It drives people away.

>>46368540
BBE cascading into Liliana on muh dick

JUND LIFE

>>46361370
Realistically, Red would be about passion and emotion much more than it would be randomness. Admittedly randomness would still be a primarily red attribute, but not THE primary attribute.

My definitions:
>White
Commitment, community, and purity are the primary things mono White girls would show. Would likely wait till marriage (or other comparable commitment) and would want a decent sized family.

>Blue
The analytical and calculating chick. Shes a bookworm and likes to learn, potentially even teach.

>Black
Most easily described as being a bitch. She looks out for herself and does what she wants. She is capable of love but is unlikely to put the relationship ahead of her own goals unless the relationship is her goal.

>Red
See top.

>Green
Cares about nature, animals, and the natural order. Most easily described as a hippie, but could just as easily be someone who wants to live in the country with a few animals.

I think UR would probably be the best choice.

>>46370157
>Subfags

>>46371769

I'd rather my waifu not make my kids fight each other for +1/1 tokens till only the Highlander child remains. If that's your thing, by all means!

I'll stick to the loyal and virtuous waifu who nurtures all my 1/1 children to be stronger and work together. And repopulating the white race is hot desu senpai.

You guys do realize that a W-waifu would make all your kids either join the military or become priests, right?

Maybe her favorite gets to be a doctor

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>>46362384
Don't want to take chances uploading this directly to a blue board http://i.imgur.com/1vJ6SP2.jpg

>>46363926
>>46363951
>Wizards gives me transgender representation
>In worst colours
Come on, you couldn't have given me Abzan? I'd even take Sultai. Anything Golgari.

Golgari has the best waifu. Savra is mai waifu. Unfortunately there's zero fan art, and she was only on one card.

>>46372867
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Having my children being strong pillars of the community sounds great.

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Why are you all so wrong? Are you intimidated by clever, clumsy nerds with huge tits? They're just like your favorite animes

>>46373134
>This bad custom card justifies my opinion.

>>46372885
>transbian
REEEE

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>>46373254
fuck you redslut

>>46370157
>Orzhov angel
>Despite how regal she looks if you have enough money you could pay to fuck her

Prostitute angel best angel

>>46373316
>Red
Well, Chandra is probably one of the best canon waifus, but I'm Golgari through and through. I keep trying to force myself to make different colour EDH decks and none are as fun as Savra.

>>46373263
"Transbian"?
Is that trans-lesbian? Because I can get behind any type of lesbian. Or any gay shit, really.

Though the best colour for gay shit would probably be Bro-ros and I don't like those colours.

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>>46368540
Any girl drawn by Steve Argyle is best-girl tier.

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>>46373485
Yes

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>>46373514
Ally colors best colors

>>46374006
>>46373514

I really don't get why these two get so much art together, they've never actually met in the story right?

>>46364814
>Alternately, its really forgettable.
Are we talking memory manipulation magic?

>>46374075
It's called pandering smut, anon.

>>46374075
People liked the Steve Argyle piece and I think at the time he did it they were just the two iconic Walkers for their colors.

Also, it's hot. Come on, bro. "I don't get why people draw these two attractive women about to fug"

Blue doesn't want children but will occasionally steal them from other women.

Which color would tie you up, gag, and blindfold before fucking you?

>>46374519
Judging by my Magic art folder and my F-list profiles, Black.

>>46374556
Black would fo it do it can rob you afterwards. Rg/Ur would do it for fun

>>46372867

Sounds like she's going to help me raise beautiful, virtuous, strong, ethical, religious, upstanding children, than I can die proud of having passed on the family name for posterity.

>not wanting to be a Holy Cather smiting evil
>not wanting to be a divine cleric restoring wounds
>not wanting to draw your blessed sword and charge into battle with angels overhead, their songs bolstering your might and making your enemies cower

>>46370157
>>46373329
The fact that Deathpact Angel is SO fucking bad was criminal. I'd kill for that artwork on an Angel of Despair.

>>46374556
>and my F-list profiles
Link? I'll make an MTG profile if you have one.

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>>46372282
>Not wanting the biggest and strongest kid
>Not wanting a daughteru to get swole

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>>46374751
I don't actually RP. I just made The Lithomancer and The-Necromancer because I like making inlines. One day I might use them.

>>46374192
> You fucked a hot blue chick
> But you can't remember it

>>46375922

>maybe we all fucked a blue chick
>maybe blue is the sluttiest color and we'll simply never know

>>46374725
>>46372933
>tfw your firstborn brings his new girlfriend over for dinner
>tfw she's an edgy Bskank

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>>46375964

Only if he was ready for pic related

>>46373134
Fun fact about clumsy nerd girls with big boobs:

More often than not they hate their own tits because their cupsize made them a target for bullying when they were younger

>>46378025

That's fine. A girl with a few insecurities (as if they don't all have some, I suppose) makes them all the more grateful for your attention, if handled properly.

>>46378433
They're also as likely to cheat on you as any other type of girl

>>46380110

That....is a very valid point. Back to my mono-white waifu.

>>46378025
What kind of asshole would bully a girl for having big boobs?

Giant tits should be celebrated, not persecuted

>>46382234
I don't know, anon. Giant tits are no in and of themselves the be-all end-all of mammary perfection. Sometimes, tits can be TOO big

As my dad used to say: more than a mouthful is a waste

>>46382234
Other girls, they're monsters to each other.
A big-boobed dorky girl would have her life made a living hell by the other girls at school.

>>46383396
>>46382234

This. Girls do it to each other. Anything to passive aggressively one up each other.

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>>46383396
>>46384101
That's bullshit, girls don't bully each other.
It only happens in fiction because some nerds find it hot.

>>46370170
>not wanting a beautiful, rich waifu who wants you to give her piggy back rides

>>46370170
Is she a cripple? I thought the staff was some sort of authority symbol or a caster's implement.

>>46361316
A better question would be: How would a waifu of 4 or 5 colors be?

>>46387137
Nah. I mean, probably, but she's also got a gimpy leg because it runs in her family.

>>46387137
She's legit lame. Like the actual dictionary definition of it.

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>>46387137

The staff is actually Feldon's Cane

>>46385135

Boy have I got news for you.

>>46361316
Red

>>46387171

A trans-color-fluid schizophrenic feminist.

>>46385135
did you not go to school or something?

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Boobies!

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Nin is stacked!
Stacked!

>>46361316
I LOVE THE GAME

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>>46388241

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Good hips, sliver!

>>46388336
>simic best guild
>simic best girl
YIIIIIISSSSSS

>>46385135
>tfw your best friend in high school's stepsister cyberbullies a super cute Cambodian chick who was popular and loved by all but her until she killed herself
>tfw despite your weirdness she actually liked talking with you and would always ask you for advice for French class
>tfw the chick who caused the Camby chick to kill herself broke up her aunt and uncle's marriage and reduced her uncle to a shambling alcoholic husk of a human being just because she could

Brittany, I swear to god, I hope you get AIDS.

On the bright-side, because of Camby-chick's suicide I realized how many people cared for me, and I sought out help for my clinical depression which I managed to more or less eliminate with the right medication.

> white
Best girls are pure and faithfull.

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Black.

>>46388907
All the colors can be faithful.

Even red.

>>46366535
If you're new to the game pol id suggest the blessed vs cursed dual decks. If you get 2 there's easily enough to make a humans matter deck

>>46374779
One 10/10 daughteru
Vs
5 2/2 daughteru
Come on anon

>>46376700
That's a relationship definetly unworthy of consecration

>>46382304
Get thee gone, Titty heretic and take your useless Jap A-cups with you.

>>46378025
>gets bullied for having big boobs
>grows up and realize big boobs are awesome

Seriously, that's big boobed girl bullshit. Try to be a forever small titted girl and you'll know shame.

It's gonna be wacky day, isn't it?

>>46389078

Until it no longer suits them. White is naturally inclined towards loyalty and faithfulness of a genuine variety. It's not an incidental attribute like it would/might be for other colors.

>>46390366
I've never gotten harassment or bullying because I was small-chested. Embrace your pettan nature, and ascend to a higher plane of understanding.

>>46388336

>submissive angel waifu
Where do I sign up?

>>46390366
>>46391301
+June +Mindy
SHOW US YOUR BOOBS AND WELL COMPARE!!!!!1! ;DDDDDDDDDD

>>46385135
No, it happens, and it happens a lot.

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>>46367283
Where does she keep the white mana?

>>46390353
Oh namefag of tremendous faggotry, know thee not that flat is justice?

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>>46389996
I am not seeing any problems with the first.

>>46361316

>the current year
>liking girls
W Moar like sjW amirite? Armageddon, wrath of God, balance, etc.
U greasy neet, uses telepathy/illusions to make herself pretty, also sickly.
B will sac you the moment it pays for her, also poison is MtG Aids
R cuts herself (char), Muslima (book burning = boko haram)
G fatty loves her "curves", hates anorexic U-waifus. Doesn't get technology or arts (oxidize, path of silence)

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>>46388336
>>46388378
>Simic girl likes giving and receiving facials

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>>46392953

> Current year ± 1

> Not namefagging

Pic related to original topic, I like Izzet but splash green for fatties

>>46392874
>namefag
ignore my faggotry. I forgot the date.

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>>46392953
>Muslima (book burning = boko haram)

>values art, creativity, and freedom
>a group based on iconoclasm and rigid adherence to fundamentalist religious law
>similar in any way and not fundamentally at odds with one another to the literal core of each ideology's being
>'lol they both do stuff with fire I guess' ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's fucking retarded.

>>46361342
Red girl best girl.

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green butts

>>46391988

Her glorious tits, obviously. The black mana is in the swamp between her legs.

>>46392960

It's a trap!!!

QUESTION FOR THE THREAD
CAUSE NOBODY ANSWERED IN THE M;TG FLAVOR GENERAL.
I have been told the books set in the M;tG universe are reasonably good.
WHERE DO i START READING, AND WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?

>>46382304
>more than a mouthful is a waste

I learned that phrase as more than a HANDFUL is a waste...and I have very large hands...

>>46383396
>Other girls, they're monsters to each other.
>girls are monsters
FTFY

>>46385135
bait detected, NEXT.

>>46388241
and I lost The Game

>>46388907
ALSO REPRESSED AND SEXUALLY DEPRAVED ONCE MARRIAGE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED AND PRIVACY ATTAINED...

>>46390366
a small boob problem I saw bring someone to tears once.
>at fetish party
>rigger doing artsy suspension bondage
>Small-Tit Girl volunteers
>rigger tried, she really did, but Small-Tit Girl had nothing to brace ropes to, they kept sliding off or over various bits...
>"I'm sorry Small-Tits Girl, I can't safely hang you up with the others"
>nobody else even tries
>she leaves half way through the night.
I understand that there are problems with the tiny-tits, I do, I just can't sympathize with it too well...

>>46390525
god I hope so.

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>>46393193
I can't, you made the mistake of forgetting the day and besmirching the good name of Justice with your mosquito bites.

Look upon them and get thee hence, flat demon!

>>46395439
Virt, you're supposed to be banned

>>46396127
...who?

>>46396124
Ha! The brazier portrayed in thine pic are of an acceptable size, and disgust me not!

Now, if they were degenerate cow-tits...

>>46397183

Hark, young maiden. I am a different voice of anonymity, but pray thee take a moment to listen.

Tis' not the size of one's bust which determines if a member of the fairer sex dances with temptation and waltzes with degeneracy. Such a view is relegated only to the sand-gentlemen of the lands between fair Europa and the exotic East.

Rather, a woman succumbs to vipers of carnal flaunting depending on the level of bust displayed, and in what fashion.

Therefore, let the modest maidens of large and small busts be praised, and the scantly clad harlots of both great and minor dimensions be driven away before back into their dens of lust and inequity, where no man of noble bearing might be led astray.

>>46372111
>Green
>not wanting the biggest family, more than white

your list sucks, my dude

>>46388336
>>46391365
Fucking yes. Boros best girl.

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>>46367070
>>46366319

The best

>>46397671
Fair anon, you misunderstand me. I do not speak of the degeneracy of the woman to whom the breasts belong, but to the man who ogles them. Or, more specifically, the degeneracy of the man's desire.

As you are aware, some desires are more degenerate than others. Some are pure, like the desire of yuri or lengere, while others are vile, like the desire of cuckoldry or furfagotry.

Therefore, I postulate that the desire of abnormally large breasts is a more degenerate desire than that of small breasts. In fact, I quantify this degenerate desire to match the degenerate desire of sexual feet, which is another desire deplorable in my eyes and the eyes of sane men.

>>46374075
Having not met means that there's nothing to contradict the ship.

>>46382234
Other girls, you dingus

>>46397953
>liking small tits

haha fag

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Gruul girls are where it's at. I like my women strong and willing to wrestle.

>>46398223
regular tits >= small tits > flat > cow-tits
prove me wrong faget

>>46397953

Ah, such verbiage wasted on my part arguing a point with no opponent, like Don Quixote and his windmill.

Now that you have righted my direction, I am ready to see spar. I yield without qualification that the source of the degeneracy is then, for this discussion, the consumption of flesh by the male's eyes (for the exposing or flaunting of flesh is indeed a separate vice).

Again, I find no complaint on the second point, either. Indeed, I am compelled to compliment you on choices of purely degenerate examples to illustrate you point.

However, with regards to your conclusion, I must pose a query. Is there truly a difference between an twisted desire for abnormally large breasts and abnormally small breasts, like those found on loli's? Or is your argument in the vein that, even the smallest of breasts, kin to washboards, still exist naturally, whereas the most massive of mammary glands are fictitious?

>>46397742

>not being able to hug your slightly lonely angel waifu until she feels comforted and happy, then playing some RPGs

Why even live?

>>46398531
>(for the exposing or flaunting of flesh is indeed a separate vice).

Don't slutshame, turbo nerd.

>whereas the most massive of mammary glands are fictitious?

The so called "cow tits" being talked about here exist plenty in real life. Y'all are just nerds.

>>46398860

What a foolish request. Do not shame a slattern? One might as well refuse to call water wet, as tightly knit as shame and promiscuity are to each other.

>>46398917
>Khan
Nice traditional British surname there :^)

>>46399036

>McCoy

Typical ungrateful Scottish cur! Shall I send Longshanks after you again?

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>>46398531
Indeed, there is a difference between the desire for overly small breasts and the desire for over large breasts.

The key difference between these two desires is that the former is a feature that is common and natural, while the latter are unnatural and rare.
Sure, it is possible for humans to have breasts of unusual size like what this faggot here >>46398860 claims, but they are either false breasts of silicone or disgustingly unnatural like pic related. These mammary glands are as rare as mutations like sixth fingers or withered limbs, and are no less unnatural or disgusting.

Simply put, overly large breasts are more unnatural than overly small breasts, and the desire for something unnatural is degeneracy.
Remember, there has never been an entirely good desire for the unnatural: from horse-cocked Futa to shitting dick-nipples!

>>46361370
Yeah but them White Green girls for the sweet mother son roleplay.

>>46399077

Then I cannot help but agree with your assessment here. >>46398393

Let it be enshrined for all /tg/ to see.

>>46391301
post feet pls

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>>46363926
How can someone be so right and wrong at the same time? Also, its Dega, bitch.

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>>46373134
>7 blue mana
>class
>artwork from another game
>shit text that doesn't even work
This is why no one likes blue. The worst part is that you made 20 of these shits.

>>46389074
>>46389818
Great taste here.

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>>46388336
>these descriptions and names
Holy shit, did a kid wrote this shit?

>>46400555
>>46400716
You're too negative for a guy that uses anime reaction images

>>46401968

His Azorius waifu muzt have pegged him too hard.

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>>46361316
Selenia top waifu
In the old days white had the best girls by far, not so clear cut anymore though.

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>>46403069

>implying it isn't perfectly clear

>>46403441
>>46398740
>>46397742
>>46391365
>>46388336

This. Angels are best waifus desu senpai.

>>46403557
They don't have vaginas or buttholes down there, smooth like a barbie doll

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>>46404621

Lies!

>>46400594

Can't help but agree with Knight Exemplar.

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Red

>>46404621
No, angels canonically have genitalia, since otherwise you wouldn't be able to pay to fuck the Orzhov variants.

>>46361316
if we are talking just pure beauty black and blue
for life partners white green and blue
red is the best but not good for touching.

>>46408480
Quote on fucking Orzhov angels? That sounds like something that wouldn't have been printed in the second Rav block.

>>46408480
>inb4 the genatalia they have are cocks

I'd actually like a source source, too. Sounds right up Orzhov's alley.

>>46411051
>>46409963
Ravnica trilogy, I'm pretty sure. It's mentioned in the second book, maaaybe the third. Although it costs so much that you're probably in debt and too old to enjoy it by the time you can afford it.

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>>46382234

>>46411193

Thanks senpai. Time to do some digging.

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>>46399737
Kaalia is bae

>>46366375

Elesh Norn is one of my most favorite white cards of all time.

>>46411663

Certainly my favorite sliver. Somehow it feels White, yet retains that creepy as fuck sliver feel.

Well, I mean, Green has objectively the healthiest girls because they'd have the mana of nature and health and life behind them. Therefore, they'd probably be the most attractive.

They'd have large boobs and hips for child birth and feeding, that hot slightly muscular appearance because they'd be healthy and fit and stuff.

Also sex au naturale = fucking hot. The primal grinding and pumping to both feel good and impregnate until you can't feel your legs is the greatest feeling.

Plus green has Naya Battlemage, who I find really hot.

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>>46388336
>Judith has anal listed like 5 times

>>46364932

More like if you get a lot of Elf kids, they're all 1/1 until they get together and suddenly they're 23/23 who radiate mana, trample through anything, are immune to magic and cause anything they strike to die.

>>46378025
>projecting
hahaha loser oh wait
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>46412703

Only because they sacrificed each other or ate each other to serve some pagan elf tree god that also happens to tap for mana and have trample.

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>>46361316

Colorless.

The perfect waifu. She'll never, EVER betray you.

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>>46362239
These garbage alters go for a lot.

>>46411557
If Kaalia wasn't such a meme deck I'd build the shit out of her. But I can't think of any way to make her not a major target in a multiplayer game.

>>46413520
this is why you never trust an elf
Around elves, watch yourselves

>>46414800
>a meme deck
What the fuck does this even mean

>>46414092
Item Condition: Used

>wanting to fuck red chicks.
>literally 20 seconds of sex then burned out.
>Burns yo dick off
>Fucking on a rocky mountain

>Wanting to fuck blue chicks
>bookworm, not sexy
>would rather read a book on how to fuck than actually fuck
>would mill your balls; jerk off. wasted seed.
>You would cuck for Jace.

>Wanting to fuck black chicks
>literally dead or fucking on top a pile of corpses
>Phyrexian Obliterator would fuck you back
>Discarding yo dick

>Wanting to fuck white chicks
>community slut. Face it, you arent the only one
>exiles your dick
>No dick and community whores but dem angels right?... RIGHT?

>Wanting to fuck Green chicks
>Rancor dick. RANCOR DICK
>They don't have the reach for your tiny dick
>Elves are bitches and dont want your human dick

>Wanting to fuck colorless bitches
>Old God Eldrazi sex is best sex
>artifacts can't say no and cant get pregnant
>Your dick is now Worldslayer

I know what I'm picking

>>46418163

EXTRA:

>Your dick is now as hard as darksteel

>>46411897
>Elesh Norn
>sliver

excuse me?

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She may be Uncommon, but she'll always be a Mythic to me.

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Green all the way

>>46418163
>>would rather read a book on how to fuck than actually fuck
Oh god, I've dated girls like that

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>>46361901
>that's bad

>>46418642
They're kinda cute

>>46412703

>wanting elf kids in the first place

>>46415289
Truth. I only trust lovely angel waifus to watch my back. Especially from knife-ears.

>>46418163
>white
>slut

Pick one. You're thinking of B or R.

>>46418203

Phyrexian* Fuck, not gonna live that one down. They do remind me of each other aesthetically at times.

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>>46412574
also green waifu, dun care about rape, rape natrually happens

>>46423929

They also don't care about monogamy. Enjoy getting cucked by other alpha males.

>>46416476
I regret describing it that way, frankly I don't get the meaning of it either I just wound up using the phrasing. My real concern is Kaalia's reputation preceding the deck. People gun for you outright.

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>>46383396
>>46384101
>>46385135
>>46387444
>>46387945
>>46388430
>>46391972
>>46395439
>/tg/
>knowing anything about girls

>>46418163
>Green
>DOESN'T have reach
but that's wrong, Anon-kun, green has all the reach

>>46427635
>>/tg/>knowing anything about girls

Just gimme a bit to open my MM to chapter on humanoids and I'll look up their treasure type, normal band size and CR.

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>>46412701
6 times. Butt stuff is anal.

Official grill rankings:
Boros=Izzet>=Azorius>>Gruul=Simic>Selesnya=Orzhov>Dimir>>>Rakdos>>>>>>>>>>Golgori

Because there's no science angel

>>46394933
Trap? Nah, she just splice some other creatures dick onto her self... Hope you like exotic cocks cause she's going to have a new one each week for you.

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>>46361316
White

>>46361316
Just like real life - Black.

>>46388378
>simic best girl
>Super submissive

Bro. Shes fucking worthless.

>>46412701
Its because she hates that she lacks a dick so she takes her dick envy out on your ass hole.

>>46429883
but dude, super submissive is exactly what I want

>>46428722

Yeah, that's just what I want out of my girls. To have a variety of cocks.

>>46429883

Submissive is exactly how a girl should be.